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Joined 02-21-10, id: 2263856, Profile Updated: 12-26-11
Author has written 1 story for Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.


I am now open to take requests! Feel free to message me with requests. I'll do anything you want, within the guidelines of this site. Any pairings from shows I've watched (see my MAL - link below), books I've read or games I've played (ask!).

So there you have it ^_^



The mist is your friend, unless I'm your enemy. Then it's your enemy.

And yes, I did nick this whole profile set-up from Der_Blaue_Wolf. You will want to check him out.

So here's me in a nutshell:

Age: 17

Sex: Male

Sexuality: Bisexual

Name: Calum. But most people call me Misty, as should you. All usernames you may have encountered me under: Mistman, MistmanX, Therealmistman, Evo-Wooper, Mistman-Evo-Wooper, Frozenbrand. There are a couple of others I'm not sure I want to divulge.

Hometown: Hastings in East Sussex, best place in the world because I live there :D Also, it's very dear to me. So don't insult it, or else.

Religion: Agnostic Atheist

Likes: Anime, especially Neon Genesis Evangelion and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Music generally. Video Games. Procrastination. Fajitas.

Dislikes: Lack of Music. Lack of Video Games. Tomato and Cheese. Mainstream Music. Social Interaction.


Check out my Fiction Press account of the same name!


5 Favourite Anime:

1. Angel Beats!

2. Neon Genesis Evangelion

3. Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt

4. Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

5. Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

6. Gunslinger Girl

7. Seitokai Yakuindomo

8. Seiken No Blacksmith

9. Death Note

10. Fullmetal Alchemist

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10 Favourite Bands:

1. Red Hot Chili Peppers

2. Nine Inch Nails

3. Muse

4. Franz Ferdinand

5. Madness

6. Vampire Weekend

7. Fightstar

8. Maximum the Hormone

9. Gnarls Barkley

10. L'Arc~en~Ciel

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10 Favourite Video Game Series:

1. Star Ocean

2. Pokemon

3. Elder Scrolls

4. Legend of Zelda

5. Ace Attorney

6. Starcraft/Warcraft (NOT WOW :P)

7. Fire Emblem

8. Spore

9. Soul Calibur

10. Gran Turismo


10 Favourite Authors:

1. Milan Kundera

2. Stephen Deas

3. Darren Shan

4. Garth Nix

5. DJ McHale

6. Andy Briggs

7. Cornelia Funke

8. Christopher Paolini

9. Michelle Paver

10. Michael Grant


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


Please read & review my stories with constructive criticism please. Though simply nice comments are pleasant and trollin' comments are funny, please try not to do either.

I use English date systems e.g. 1/12/09 is the 1st of Dec. not the 12th of Jan. For those of you who are confused by this, poor you. Similarly, color is colour to me, so don't complain about spelling mistakes unless they are clearly wrong. Also I will base anything scholastic e.g. school years on the English system if it is in any depth. Any questions, feel free to ask.

Hide forever in the Mist,


Adventures of the Writer! by Der Blaue Wolf reviews
When the writer is kidnapped by Yaoi fangirls, Miku and the other 'loids must save him, before all of fanfiction falls to the yaoi, and Kaito ends up *censored*ing Len. This is Blasphemy, this is madness. This IS PARODY! Completed. Now with added extras.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 79,471 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
Good 'Til The Last Drop reviews
A girl is called to a prison cell by a mysterious letter. There, she finds a man, all alone, and they talk of times gone past. The man makes one request of the girl before he departs. Huge spoilers for PWAA3 contained within.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Mia F., Diego A. - Complete
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