Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Assassin's Creed.
Hey there people! Its Shaylianna here!
Im kinda new to this story writing stuff, so please message me your thoughts. I'll give you a cookie! If you don't I'll bite you! I mean it!
I have fangs! You've been warned!
Love you all!
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Known as: Shaylianna/ Shayla/ Shay/ Lee/ Leah/ Anna/ LaLa
Birthday: 22nd August
Appearance: Hair=same as in my profile pic (blonde/ orange). Height= 5'5. Eyes= Brown/ Green
Likes: Anime, books, drawing, music and obviously FanFic.
Dislikes: Dont really feel like telling you that.
Hobbies: Dont really think you need to know
Dreams for the future: Unless becoming a vamp is possible, never really thought about it.
"You know you're in love with someone when you go to sharpen your pencil just to look at him/her until you realize your pencil is mechanical." -FAIL-
"Friends are people who leave you at the chance they get. Best friends are stuck to you with super glue, staple wiring, and a thick rope."
"I am good in bed! I can sleep for days!"
If you think Coke Zero is an insult to the Coca-Cola name, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love puppies, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think pandas are adorable, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love slash stories, copy and paste this to your profile.
98% of girls would follow Robert Pattensen if he jumped off a building. If you're part of the two perecent who would grab some popcorn and fight over front-row seats to watch, copy and paste this to your profile. LOL! XD
If you have every pushed on a door marked "pull" or visa versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think being unique is better than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...
If you're obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate really obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had to have a Blonde-Joke explained to you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.
If you hate homework, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever searched for something for hours and then realize that you're holding it in your hand the whole time copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, White Moonlight, Inuforlyf, Kimster44, wolfsaver-ladey, jasmine0317, CherriEclipse, Sakura Li-chan, Shayla Carters.
If you have ever fallen down the stairs copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile... =P
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
(") (") This is Bunny!
Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) XD
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
I just realized that my profile is long. Wow! Amazing! Fantastic! Spectacular! If you think long profiles are great, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile(PROUD TO HAVE READ THE WHOLE HARRY POTTER SERIES ALMOST SEVENTY TIMES.)
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste onto profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.
If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.
If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever just stared at the wall and try to find pictures in the texture, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances or games. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!
-My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.
-You think I'm crazy? Well, at least I admit it.
-Do not disturb. I’m disturbed enough already.
-The doctor say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
-I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
-Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
-Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
You Say Pink I Say Black
Ways to annoy others on an elevator:
1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. (Kisa: I have done this with my youth group)
4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally. (Sara: Done it)
6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) Say -DING at each floor.(Both: Oklahoma! RascalKat: I remember that! :D Both: GET OFF OUR PROFILE!!!!!)
8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. (Both: Done it and have had people do it to us)
15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.(Kisa: Pretty funny moment)
16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. (Sara: YUP!)
17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) Swat at flies that don't exist.
22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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