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Joined 02-21-10, id: 2264161, Profile Updated: 07-24-14
Author has written 1 story for Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

You can find me at Sarahwilsbrah on Tumblr and Twitter (: Feel free to ask me questions.

*Also everything in BOLD (this line being the exception) Has been recently added from 2014 onward... cheers*

The real MissHLJ- AKA the amazing Amy- who's page this actually belongs too and who is helping me write "What lies Ahead"

Gender: Very obviously female (She has huge tits. I'm serious. They are huge.)

I can't wait for her to see that I've added this. It's the 24th of July 2014 and I've made my mark... as an arsehole!

Likes: Writing, reading, cinema: anything old or cult film related, South Park, Assassin's Creed, Gears of War, Grand Theft Auto, Bioshock, Marcy Playground, Blink 182, Jamie T, drawing, cartoons and TV.She also LOVES the Hunger Games and totally read the book when I gave it to her. I hope you sensed my sarcasm, she couldn't stand Katniss in the books but doesn't mind watching the films :)

TV: South Park, 2 broke girls, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Skins, Bleach, The Inbetweeners and Shameless. She also really likes SUPERNATURAL.

Films: The Dark Knight, Fight club, Dusk til Dawn, Kill Bill volume 1&2, Toy story 1, 2 and 3, Monsters Inc, Battle Royale, Young Frankenstein and Blade Runner. She has a boner for the Breakfast club as well.


And here's a bit about me, the writer- :)

Gender: Female

Likes: I like pudding- If I have pie, cake or anything pastry related I am happy. I also enjoy fried chicken, my bed, running and listening to Pink Floyd, Dire Straits, The Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, Guns N' Roses, The Beetles, Lynyrd Skynyrd, ACDC, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Muse, The Verve, Led Zeppelin, Stevie Wonder and completely out of the blue I love Broken Bells. The song 'After the Disco' Is killing me.

People that I really like (influential, awesome or hilarious): Jesus, Gandhi, Albert Einstein, Heath Ledger, Johna Hill, Richard Ayoade, Jennifer Lawrence, Meryl Streep, Michael McIntyre, The Joker, Captain Jack Sparrow, Stiles Stilinski, Sherlock Holmes and DEAN WINCHESTER.

You-tubers- Pewdiepie, Onision and KSI are hilarious and always make my day better.

Dislikes:Slow internet, Wars, Pedophiles, Racism, sexism and smoking. Nothing has changed much here.

TV, Movies, Books/comics: I love and as you know obsess over: Batman in general- anything DC related (minus the green lantern, common, we all know the movie sucked) Anything Marvel related, I recently enjoyed reading Superior Spiderman 'My own worst enemy' (Thanks to Amy) I love The Hunger Games and I am apart of the four main Geek Fandoms: LORD OF THE RINGS, STAR WARS, STAR TREK AND HARRY POTTER. Whoop.

Now enjoy a list of some of my favorite quotations:

"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it" Albert Einstein

"A life lived in fear... is a life half lived" Baz Luhrmann

"I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever" Joker

[sighs] "Can't rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself, don't we!" Joker

"Ooohhh. You wanna play. Come on" Joker (Yes Joker I do want to play)

"I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!" Dean Winchester (Yes Dean, your Pie will be worth it)

"You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass." Dean Winchester

"Am I attractive to gay guys?" Stiles Stilinski (Yes Stiles, If I was a gay guy I would find you attractive)

[Directed at Scott] "Screw you" [Points at Stiles] "You know what? Screw you too. In fact, Screw each other." Jackson Whittemore


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A Father's Love by writtenrhythm reviews
Dom Santiago lost everything in the war against the locust. Fifteen years later his daughter, Sylvia Santiago, emerges under a new name. Will they recognize each other? And, more importantly, will they forgive each other?
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 156,820 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sylvia S.
Gears in Therapy by Kade Riggs reviews
"If Satan's door stood between humanity and extinction, Delta was the only squad with big enough boots to kick it down, and everyone knew it." The war's over and Delta's been pushed into the working world, where the fight for civilization has just begun.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 234,869 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Marcus F., Dominic S.
Fast Cars and Airplanes in Heaven by TheAllPowerfulOz reviews
Kink Meme Fill #4 on Live Journal! AU, Modern times. Altair is a PI contacted by Giovanni to rescue his kidnapped son, Ezio... YAOI WARNING! AU!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 101 - Words: 350,797 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Bastards Deranged by 1BadJoke reviews
An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and therapy. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,615 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Purgatory by Cheesecake44 reviews
Short stories about all of the McReary's.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Niko B., Packie M., Kate M., Gerry M.
Wild Dogs by PhoenixFlame6 reviews
When it's open season for crime in Los Santos, Trevor has his pick of wide-eyed thieves to add to his crew. Michael's not sure if he should feel sorrier for the LSPD or the lawbreakers. A collection of vignettes following the heist of the Union Depository.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Packie M., Michael D., Trevor P., Franklin C.
This Time With Feeling by Crimson1 reviews
"Derek Hale, if you refuse to learn from your past…then you will be doomed to repeat it." In which Derek is turned into a 16-year-old and has to stay with Stiles until they figure out how to turn him back. Eventual slash and smut, set post season 2, semi-AU.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,521 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Automaton by tiffanybane reviews
Thomas has a plan. A master plan to get into Craig's pants. It's just that nobody was expecting it to work for Tweek, too.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,550 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Glamour Girl by ArtificialAorta reviews
Wade Wilson (aka Deadpool) inadvertently introduces Darcy and Clint. Darcy is not amused and Natasha tries to kill Wade.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,248 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Just a Little Pinch by ohmyloki reviews
The morning after some drunken shenanigans (Thor's fault). Darcy grows an extra hand and tries to solve the Mystery of the Tartan, and Steve gets one up on Tony.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Daisy by Fire Kunai reviews
*Drabble request for the AC community on Tumblr* In which a drunken Thomas Hickey and John Pitcairn steal a cow and ride it all over town.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012
New Tomorrow by Duchaska reviews
Continuing the arc of the Gears universe, this story takes place immediately following the conclusion of the third game. It follows the lives of the gears as they begin to rebuild Sera, and deal with old enemies. Rated M for language.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 132,546 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Marcus F., Anya S. - Complete
You're Okay I Guess by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny doesn't understand why he has to go to Butters' sleepover when no one else has to. Pure Bunny fluff written or MargaretDelancy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M.
You in That Dress by tanyart reviews
Connor and Lafayette crossdress for a mission and have a bit of fun afterwards. No major spoilers.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Marquis, Connor K. - Complete
Rise by tinkerbell265 reviews
Connor Kenway was alone, until Aveline de Grandpre walked into his life. Lemon One-Shot
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Connor K., Aveline G. - Complete
Another Day in the Sun by REwrites24 reviews
Is it haunted? I suppose that depends on who is telling the story. AU RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,895 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2012 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Invisible Touch by puffabilly reviews
Clint and Darcy are keeping their relationship secret, as who knows what will happen if the other Avengers don't approve. But secrets don't always last forever... For ArtificialAorta.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
I Take My Chances by seren23 reviews
Darcy Lewis co-owns Green Thumb plant nursery with her grandmother. When the nursery is threatened by bad guys, there's only one thing to do: Call in the guys with a plan. No, not those guys. The other guys. The Avengers as the A-Team AU all-human .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Decomposition Stage by tiffanybane reviews
There are reasons why Tweek's addiction to fighting isn't all that bad, like how it was my job to take care of him afterwards because he couldn't even put on a bandaid right without getting the sticky sides to fuse together.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Slipping Away by Allyarra reviews
The summer before senior year Stiles is diagnosed with leukemia. Established Sterek, but kind of minimal. Warning: Major Character Death Second Chapter is a revised version of the original.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,945 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Stiles - Complete
You Might Need it Someday by seren23 reviews
It all started because Clint's a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued. Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Living After Midnight by ClownQween'69 reviews
3- A mastermind, a damsel, & a fugitive. Surely, this is a team that is purely unstoppable. But while on a seemingly endless road trip through America, secrets arise, feelings are hurt, & it's a never ending battle with danger. (3rd part to The Sickness) (Rated M for a reason)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 181,555 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Joker - Complete
Rule of Thirds by thisbluepeony reviews
AU: Sirius Black, star of the university's football team, only wants one thing: a teensy-weensy, harmless little kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The AssCreed by Pajoombas reviews
For centuries the AssCreed have formed an order of perfect booties, Altiar's secrets being only dawned upon the most suitable people. All seems well to the mirthful group, but an envious Cesare has threatened their butts with his wrath. Ezio, the best butt in Italy, will have none of his b/s. .:Brotherhood, Crackfic, Ezio/Leo slash:.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Remembering His Other Half by ImmaNerdAndYouKnowIt reviews
"George found himself searching for his brother's name on the Family Clock, and grimaced as he noticed Fred's hand was still locked on 'Lost'" George remembers Fred on the one year anniversary of Voldemort's death. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/18/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Where Your Fingerprints Linger by remuslives23 reviews
Sirius Black is a party planner and Remus Lupin is the stripper who has the audacity to turn up to one of Sirius' parties. Despite an immediate attraction, a misunderstanding means that they part on bad terms, but a meeting at a wedding leads to an agreement to share one night of passion. Just one night. Nothing more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,953 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Sex Pistol by ArtificialAorta reviews
Punk guitarist Remus Lupin was never been a big fan of popular band 'The Marauders', but with a chance like this, how could he resist?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,930 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Twitch: A Week In South Park by Zarah McQuade reviews
One week at South Park High. GAY LOVE, but pairings are being kept a secret in case of spoilage
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,505 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
No Expectations by thisbluepeony reviews
Remus Lupin is a little-known music journalist working on a little-known music magazine. Blue Stag are his next Big Project - well, his first anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,436 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
From My Heart Down to My Legs by AnimeSiren reviews
"You know we're different," Clint leans so that his arms are gripping the table on either side of Darcy "I can safely say that you're the only girl I've willingly watched reality TV for. I let you wake me up to go to dive diners for chocolate chip pancakes at obnoxious hours. I look forward to seeing you first thing after I wake up. I'm not lying to you when I tell you I love you."
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Bedfellows by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
You can tell a lot about a person based on the bedfellows they keep - whether they be a person's best friend or a notorious werewolf. Musings from the mattress of Nymphadora Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Remembering Me, Remembering You by emileerocksyoursocks reviews
Derek was in an accident and has been at the Beacon Hills Long-Term Care hospital for almost a year. He doesn't remember anything. But there's an odd, quirky boy that has been there since day one for him... even though he's a werewolf. Sterek AU.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
The Lines We Cross by REwrites24 reviews
He knew that what they were doing was wrong, but found, with every kiss, he cared less and less. RL/SB. AU student-teacher relations set in Sirius's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,859 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
I Hate You, Love by HeAteMyHeartOut reviews
The beginnings of Tazim and Darim's relationship is starting to grow. Altair and Malik can't help to think that it's much like their own. OneShot. Slash.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Darim - Complete
Their Footsteps by I'm Iller reviews
Darim finally returns to Masyaf and must learn to get along with Malik's son, Tazim, and also rekindle the relationship with his father.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Darim - Complete
Masquerade by JustUptownFuckMeUp reviews
Dancing with a mask, laughing with a killer.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,486 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Rumor Has It by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
Gossip and rumors are rampant,even among a Brotherhood of Assassins. Especially so...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Ezio A., Apprentice - Complete
If You're Bored, Then You're Boring by scarlettshazam reviews
Craig is miserable and alone, and can't solve his problems without using his fists. Tweek reappears in South Park for the first time in over a year, leaving chaos everywhere he goes. But sometimes, chaos can change things for the better. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,451 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Champagne Harassment by AnimeSiren reviews
Clint's never felt like a sixteen year old boy with his first breathless, sweaty palmed crush. Until now. Thor/Avengers
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Darcy L. - Complete
Unleashed by BattyCore reviews
Kenny is bummed because he hasn't gotten any in wayyy too long. His resources have been tapped dry, and he thinks he has no where to turn. That is, until he spots a certain someone taking out his trash. Previously titled "For Matt"
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
Silver and Bullets by that1girl2 reviews
:: Something breaks between Remus and Sirius in their 5th year... but during the summer, something happens to Remus that changes everything... :: Hurt/Comfort/Romance :: Marauder Adventure plot-twist ::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,008 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Surrogate Fatherhood by thescientistwrangler reviews
Hoffman knew all too well, that whenever Bernie was smiling that way...she was either reminiscing or contemplating something that was very likely to irritate him to no end. (Companion piece to 'Surrogate Motherhood')
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2012 - V. Hoffman, Bernadette M./Bernie - Complete
Don't Cry Baby by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Or, How Kenny and Butters Came to Raise a Baby Together. Butters comes back to South Park after four years away at school only to find that things have changed in a very overwhelming way.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,336 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Breaking the Distance by Dv4021 reviews
Anya has been posted in Pelruan for a while, what happens when she returns to Vectes Navel Base? Marcus x Anya erotica. Short one-shot / contains some spoilers
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Anya S., Marcus F. - Complete
Affinity by Schmuzz reviews
After The Outbreak, after James Heller, Alex is forced to admit that true understanding will always be out of reach; he will always be both more and less than the rest of humanity. At least until now. Because now, he may have just found The Cure...
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Perfect Insanity by ClownQween'69 reviews
2 After spending some time away from the Joker, Willow finally feels shes over him, until they come to meet again. Emotions are out of control as they wonder how they feel about each other & they both come to startling surprises, Joker/OC. (Sequel to DWTS) (Rated M for a reason)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 145,864 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Joker - Complete
The Show Must Go On by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny is a rentboy living a nightmare. Butters returns to South Park to take care of his mother. Their worlds collide and chaos ensues. Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,977 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
All is Well by tanyart reviews
Darim in the aftermath. Spoilers for Revelations.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Darim, Altaïr - Complete
Just Fine: A Hellboy Christmas Tale by epalladino reviews
Reposted for the Holiday. Just a post-Golden Army oneshot. Please read and review.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hellboy, Liz S. - Complete
Fear Is A Place To Live by ClownQween'69 reviews
When playing games with no rules, one is bound to be deceived, cheated, & left lost & confused. Too bad Joker didn't think of this when he created a game out of Kat Megans, his newest object of attention... Joker/OC (Rated M for a reason)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 147,626 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Joker - Complete
A Neighborhood for Cats by Luc Court reviews
AU, modern day, Malik/Leonardo. The military gives Malik his discharge papers. His mother gives him a cat named Altaïr.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,051 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Malik, Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Texts from Kenny by Animegrl421 reviews
"From: Kenny - Ok, which sounds more awkward? 'I wanna make you pregnant' or 'I want to do sex at your body'" Rated T for language and sexual references.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Stranger Things by TheAllPowerfulOz reviews
Live Journal Kink Meme Fill #9. NOT YAOI!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Altaïr, Maria T.
Day at the Beach by AX V2 reviews
After a long journey, and another part of the ritual successfuly completed, Shion and his family decide to take a break at the beach. But, can Shion handle seeing Emma in a bathing suit?
Magico/マギコ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Shion E. L., Emma - Complete
Dreamin' Storms by 9thDimen reviews
What happens when an asshole like Baird meets a humorous woman named Quinn? Rating will change in the future...Will be perverted in ways I cannot explain...yet. Takes place between Gears of War 2 and 3. Bairdxoc MarcusxAnya later/building up
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - D. Baird, Marcus F.
Sunder by Melfice reviews
The bed he wakes in is not his own. AltairxMalik.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Like Old Times by gnarled reviews
It's been 25 years since the last Locust blood was shed. With the war over, Delta squad has retired to helping humanity rebuild. But when the death of an old friend brings them back together, what will they discover about their past, present, and future?
Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,016 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Marcus F., Dominic S.
All These Words Are Underlined by Melfice reviews
College AU. There is something about the guys that Shaun dates that sets Desmond's teeth on edge. Jealousy is a pretty good bet. ShaunxDesmond.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Stolen Merchandise by YourConscience813 reviews
Malik lost something extremely important and he'll search every bit of Altaïr's apartment to find it. He knows it's there... Somewhere... Modern AU. Please Read and Review.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
We Don't Have To Be Alone Anymore by KenjiMania reviews
A prequel to No Nightmares, Just Dreams. This little story explains how Baird and Sam began their relationship that is told in the No Nightmares, Just Dreams one-shot. Rated M for strong language.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Samantha B./Sam, D. Baird - Complete
No Nightmares, Just Dreams by KenjiMania reviews
Baird and Sam discuss the dreams they have and where their relationship will go, while expressing how they truly feel about each other. Rated M for violence, language and depictions of the human anatomy and sexual dialogue. It is not a lemon.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - [D. Baird, Samantha B./Sam] - Complete
The Scenic Route by hollycomb reviews
The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan. Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 122,344 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Warning: Irish Temperament Ahead by Erzsebeth Bathory reviews
A collection of short side stories which focus on Patrick and Kate McReary before, during, and possibly after the events of GTA IV.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Packie M., Kate M. - Complete
Fair Game by ScrabbleJak reviews
Vieri's finding out how much more irritating Federico is compared to Ezio, and Vieri can't seem to get him to leave him alone. Federico/Vieri.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,168 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Federico A., Vieri de Pazzi - Complete
Daddy Issues by ArtificialAorta reviews
Sirius has to pick up Teddy after he gets into some trouble at school again . R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sirius B., Teddy L. - Complete
Guessing Game by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
"Who do you think he is?" she whispered to Lupin, leaning closer to him but peering at the Order, now assembling in the kitchen of Grimmauld Place, her gaze catching each man and scrutinising. "The werewolf, I mean."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Stoic and The Epicurean by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Epicureanism. Stoicism. On the surface, they are two very different ways of looking at life, but if you look closer... Crenny, minor K2 and Tyde. Warning: Rape, death, drugs, sex. Three-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Surrogate Motherhood by thescientistwrangler reviews
Bernadette Mataki wasn't entirely sure when it had occurred, but at some point those hardened soldiers in Delta Squad had become the closest thing to kids for her. (Part 1 of Family Chemistry)
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Marcus F., D. Baird, V. Hoffman, Bernadette M./Bernie - Complete
Cinders by leoandsnake reviews
The Ancellotis are waging full-out war on the McRearys, while Niko, who is caught in the middle, is forced to confront the nature of his and Packie's relationship. Slight divergences from canon, and a few background OCs for the sake of making sense.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Niko B., Packie M.
Daft Mutts and Hogwarts Gossip by Children of the Shadows reviews
Gossip isn't a new thing in Hogwarts, but when it transforms Remus into a heartthrob that all the girls and a few boys want to have a go at, things start to get nasty with Sirius. Remus just wants answers and Sirius is too daft a mutt to give him any.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,111 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/21/2011 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Legacy: The Water Barrel by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
One shot and really short. Federico always had the best sense of humor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Hermione G., Federico A. - Complete
10 Things I Just Hate by James Church reviews
A very dark...very dark one-shot crossover of the two films. Offering both an origin story and the actor who made both films. Rated T for implied imagery. As always I own no characters.
Crossover - 10 Things I Hate About You & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Joker
Waking Up Is the Hardest Part by spazmoid reviews
He is staring at the sky and wondering why it always seems to rain at funerals. He is wondering why he is suddenly walking back to the coffin, and the memories are infecting him like a disease.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Perfect Strangers by remuslives23 reviews
An anonymous encounter in a nightclub brings Sirius Black and Remus Lupin together in a tangle of sex, lies, and murder. Remus/Sirius, James/Lily. Written for the Marauder Big Bang. Magical AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,926 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Something Like Home by vifetoile89 reviews
When Liz calls John Myers out of the blue, he realizes he's got to find someplace between heaven and hell to house a very strange and quickly growing family. A man-to-man talk with Hellboy will test anyone's mettle. One-shot. Film continuity.
Hellboy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hellboy, John Myers - Complete
Coffee, Vinyls and Other Pleasant Things by brilliantmemories reviews
It's Fall and that means it's time to head to University. Desmond is starting off his first year when someone catches his eye and he can't seem to let go of this attractive stranger. Desmond/Malik, oneshot, fluffy/cute.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Desmond M., Malik - Complete
Not Dead Yet: The Return of the Locust by CRUSH937 reviews
We were so close to ending this war; so close, that we thought we had. We thought that the end to this everlasting nightmare was within our reach... yet nothing could have been so far away from our grasp.
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - D. Baird
DoubleMint by Diaphanous reviews
AU. Harry wanted some gum. So did Altair. So why not share it with a kiss? Silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Harry P., Altaïr - Complete
One Dark and Stormy Night by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
AU Requiem fic-verse. Coconuts, apples, the stock-market, a sick child, and another with a phobia. Throw in a small dog whose idea of fun is sleeping on his face. This could be the worst night of Remus Lupin's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Existence by Children of the Shadows reviews
Sirius isn't mad. He's insane and it's gotten worse since Remus was brought in the picture. Now, James doesn't know who to save, as they spiral into darkness. But what James doesn't understand is, they don't need to be saved. They just need each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,685 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Dilemma by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
AU. Faced with being the most conspicuous student at Hogwarts, Teddy begins to feel the pressure. Luckily, he's more of a Black than he thinks. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Teddy L., Remus L. - Complete
Persnickety by Qindarka reviews
"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Stalking Sirius by remuslives23 reviews
Reluctant paparazzo, Remus Lupin, manipulates his way into rock star, Sirius Black's, life, hoping for a scoop that will kick start his flagging career. Instead, he finds himself torn between his growing feelings for Sirius, and the article of a lifetime.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,793 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Switch of a Lifetime by Paradox de la Paladino reviews
What would happen if Altair and Ezio accidentally switched places? This will be very amusing to those that have played the game especially those who, as I, have played it too much .
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Word Wars by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
AU Requiem fic-verse. Teddy's first word leaves Lupin both ecstatic and tormented for the rest of his life...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Rinse, Lather, Repeat by Lava Puppy reviews
A modern day Altair's family on one of their normal days. Some Maria/Altair but no lemons. Mostly fluff. T for safety. Please enjoy!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Altaïr
Jacinto Nights by gnarled reviews
What is it like, at night, in humanity's last remaining bastion of civilization? Is it a rough bar fight under red lights, all adrenaline and jealousy, or a loft apartment, soft light filtering in from the imulsion-powered lamps outside? Marcus/Anya
Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Marcus F., Anya S.
Bad To The Bounty by Abby Ebon reviews
Slash. Harry is done with being a hero-pawn; so he turns his back on the wizarding world, sacking Hogwarts. You think they'd get the message. Harry isn't so lucky, and with Liz pregnant, Abe playing go-between, and Hellboy fretting, it can only get worse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009
A Shove In the Other Direction by Hushabye reviews
They smiled and whispered their 'I love you's as they stared up at the ceiling once Patrick rolled on the other side. Silence filled the area... Until Kat suddenly asked, "How's that for a shove in the other direction?" OneShot. Mature themes.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Complete
Hellboy's Family by epalladino reviews
Chapter Six: Liz Sherman: Part Eighteen added. It's December of 1994 and Liz has stayed on at the BPRD. Yet, the approach of her 19th birthday triggers bad memories and nightmares. Please read and review.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 154,992 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Hellboy
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Arrangement by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What Lies Ahead reviews
Being classified as 'criminally insane' hadn't done anything to improve Andy's mood, and things only got worse when she met Gotham's clown prince of crime. JokerxOC, Rated M for future adult situations, language and violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,281 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Joker