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Look How You Turned Out by counselor reviews
If I was going to write another story it would be something like this...Charlie sheriff, Bella home from Chicago after getting fired, Edward across the street, Charlie's deputy, divorced father of son Juney. She's always had a thing for him, but he's so darn loyal to Charlie and now he's got a girlfriend. He thinks Bella is still a kid. He always pinches the wrong set of cheeks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 8578 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 6999 - Favs: 6,361 - Follows: 7,216 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sear by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella, one week into a housesitting job, has an unexpected, late night visitor. Written using WitFits. Short. Drama and romance, of course, but also...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,344 - Reviews: 5622 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,163 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trust, Loyalty, Commitment by belli486 reviews
Bella, Director of her church's Afterschool Program, has been faithful to her commitment to remain a virgin until she is married. Tallahassee Police Officer, Edward Cullen's charm and sex appeal severely challenges her resolve. AU/AH Rated M Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 271,259 - Reviews: 2819 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hollywood by allihavetodoisdream reviews
"She's Audrey Hepburn, and he's Cary Grant. She's Marilyn, and he's James Dean. She's timeless elegance, and he's old grace. She's searching, and he's already found, already taken. She's sixteen. And he's twenty-seven. But that doesn't matter. Not to a girl in love. Nothing matters, then." Edward & Bella in the definition of a forbidden relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,790 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Lit by poppyandpeony reviews
Sylvia Plath said "If you expect nothing from anybody, you're never disappointed." Bella Swan would have to agree. Then again, she hasn't met Edward Cullen…yet. A wit-fit. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,359 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Bella, Edward
I Saw You Coming by Saritadreaming reviews
Bella has the gift of second sight. After a tragic accident, her world collides with Edward's. She is expecting him, but he is not ready for her. *** A/U Mostly Canon pairings. Vampire/Human/Wolfpack *INDIE NOMINEE *Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 254,779 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Children After Play by Cris reviews
I've been reading a lot of Evil!Charlie stories here lately and thought I'd try my own. Canon pairings, Cullens are vampires. There will be smut; I like smut . Kick-ass big sister Rosalie and possessive Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 339,780 - Reviews: 2389 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8948 - Favs: 5,743 - Follows: 3,451 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Graces And A Muse by FarDareisMai2 reviews
It's been seven years since Edward left and he's about to find out that things have changed in his absence. Now Bella is caught between forgiving her past or following her future. AH Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,813 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella
And Yet They Shine by Chicklette reviews
Isabella Swan is an ordinary girl, caught up in an extraordinary world. What if the Cullens weren't vampires? What if they were gods instead?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,765 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 83,093 - Reviews: 10232 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 4,055 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Closer by Chloe Masen reviews
Isabella. The one woman Edward can't have. The one woman he doesn't dare claim. Does he? Is he strong enough to resist the forbidden? AH, OOC. *Rated M for adult content, strong language, violence, and delicate subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 184,650 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
El Camino by IReen Weiss reviews
He drove a rundown 1973 El Camino, smoked like a chimney - and the few words he spoke were seldom to me. HEA TwiFic Contest Public Vote and Judges Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,560 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 215 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward
Slow Fading by YellowGlue reviews
Tear open my chest. I'll try not to flinch. I won't make promises. You taught me that. I'm still losing what's left of my self esteem, and I'm still watching the slow fading of all my daydreams... This is a Dusty outtake for Kansas Special Olympics. skinny beats and squandered love. the dimmest stars and freckles she's always carried. gone, just gone and lost, just lost.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Edward - Complete
El Camino by TwiHEAcontest reviews
He drove a rundown 1973 El Camino, smoked like a chimney - and the few words he spoke were seldom to me. Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rob's My Last Yummy Birthday Tot by ThreeHotPotatoes reviews
Bella hates celebrating her birthday-and who could blame her? But her first vampire birthday MUST be celebrated, right? RIGHT? Hmm, maybe not. A birthday hot potato drabble collab for Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy. Oh...we know, Yum. We shouldn't have. (But we did!) Happy Birthday! Rated M for Madness. E/B, HEA ensured.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under the Boardwalk by Robicorn reviews
With the summer brings new people, and with the fall, an empty space they once were. See what happens when Bella meets Edward and one harmless lie turns thier world upside down. Taboo/Teacher student. lemons. Be warned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,701 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Think I'm Gonna Marry You by reyes139 reviews
I think I loved you before you were even born. As children we played house, as teens you were my first crush and as adults, I live for you. Now to only convince you that, you belong to me...with me. Romance/Fluff and some naughtiness in between.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 146 - Words: 30,371 - Reviews: 3357 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wiegenlied by Cris reviews
Winner of Public Lovin' Fanfiction Contest. Bella's cactus dies and she needs a new friend. Vamp. *no cacti were harmed in the writing of this fic* Banner by FortheLongestDay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4634 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6677 - Favs: 4,973 - Follows: 4,843 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Self Storage by kitkat681 reviews
Edward hates his job. Bella hates her life. What the hell is going on in that storage unit? B/E pairing...angst...romance...Rated M for eventual sexy times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 15,259 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Practice to Deceive by Livie79 reviews
I saw her today. I wasn't impressed. But he wanted her, and that was enough for me. She was just collateral damage. AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 131,761 - Reviews: 4640 - Favs: 3,210 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Within Reach by SoapyMayhem reviews
For years she's wanted him, fantasized about him, wanting more than he could ever give. He was never within reach... until now. Darkward/Olderward see disclaimer inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8325 - Favs: 5,700 - Follows: 4,209 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6608 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 3,187 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Mother's Instinct by The Blessing And The Curse reviews
**BEING REVISED** Bella was 16 when Edward got her pregnant. To avoid questioning and start a new life Bella moves away with her twins. Six years later she moves to Chicago, where she meets Edward, her new manager - who has a family of his own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
YULETIDE CANTICLE by belli486 reviews
Bella's damaged heart will kill her short of a miracle. Edward struggles to abstain from human blood & meets his Yuletide Canticle while Xmas shopping. As hopelessness & hunger collide, can he give life to the one whose blood sings to him like no other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,499 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3858 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Measures of Time by theonlykyla reviews
Bella and Edward live by the clock. Happy. Full of Love. An accident shows them bits of their future, he's ecstatic, she's skeptical. The tick tock of the clock gets them through it all. Mild Angst. Lots of Love. Some Citrus Zest. DRABBLE WARS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fictionista Workshop WitFit Challenge by Kassiah reviews
Raw imagination, 24 hours, 1 prompt, and no editing. For Fictionista Workshop's Daily WitFit Prompt Series. Rated M, because trust, there will be lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11478 - Favs: 9,058 - Follows: 6,580 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unanswered Prayers by SparklingTwilight reviews
Prayers are funny things. I used to think mine fell on deaf ears. -Rated M for mature language-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,707 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bed and Breakfast by kitkat681 reviews
The house called to him. He had to have it. But what exactly happened in this house? Do you believe in ghosts? AH - E/B pairing. Drabble. HEA guaranteed. Daily posting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 19,510 - Reviews: 2472 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4450 - Favs: 7,121 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13365 - Favs: 8,091 - Follows: 6,018 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Persephone by badjujube reviews
Evil vampire overlords deserve love too, right? A chthonic love story in four parts. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Weekend by StormDragonfly reviews
At Edward's request, Carlisle takes Bella away for the weekend. How will Bella react when she discovers what Edward has suggested Carlisle do in his stead? A meaningful story of arousal and trust, taking place before the epilogue of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,057 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Fate Has A Twisted Sense of Humor by HorsesandVampires reviews
I had nothing left, nothing except the fear of what they will do to me when they find me. But misery loves its company and I just may have found it in him. SethXOC / 4-5 years after BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,767 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Seth
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8393 - Favs: 6,729 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14425 - Favs: 7,390 - Follows: 5,306 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers by Robicorn reviews
What happens when you cause the ultimate betrayal? Family loyalties are tested when Emmett asks his brother Edward to watch out for his girlfriend Bella when he enlists in the Marines. This is the story of the games that play us.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,988 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bred by MoneyTunes10 reviews
Bella's purpose in this world is to produce human-vampire hybrids…she is a commodity…this is her story as the chosen human to breed hybrids for the Cullens. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,580 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Five Nights by theladyingrey42 reviews
She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ravenous by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Edward left after Bella's 18th birthday and kept his word never coming back. Finally moving on, Bella goes to college as far from Forks as she can get where she stumbles into the arms more trouble than she'd ever bargained for. Damon x Bella, AU, Rated M
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,472 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Don't Fear the Reaper by DoUFlanMe reviews
Edward tells Bella she's dead, and it sounds plausible. Also, he's really hot. Knights sometimes ride in on white hearses. A twisted tale of a mortician and the woman he loves. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love is but a Memory by Domysticated reviews
You were gorgeous, mysterious, haunted. I wanted to save you; I wanted to give you something you would take with you forever. I didn't know I was giving you my life. Written for the Pick a Pic challenge, now extended.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,370 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Deeper into Temptation by Smartmouth62 reviews
Twenty yr old Bella is happy doing what she loves most, dancing and cooking, she's had heartbreak and is now content being on her own. Why won't thirty-three yr old Edward,who wants her for his mistress, take no for an answer? Lots of lemons and tears.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,824 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shattered Pieces by SparklingTwilight reviews
In life, she held him captive by the beauty of her spirit. In death, she held him captive by his undying love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,866 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Other Brother by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
As they go off to college, step siblings Bella and Edward are best friends, but as their life changes at school, so does the dynamics of thier relationship.Will their family survive as Bella realizes she has more than brotherly love for her other brother?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,178 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 4980 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14241 - Favs: 15,244 - Follows: 8,282 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn: EPOV by Scooterstale reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edward's point of view...all characters and some dialogue and plot are Ms. Meyer's, of course. Sticks to the original text and dialogue, with additional scenes thrown in. Lemons added where appropriate!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,087 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 324 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That Pain to Miss by HelenahJay reviews
Carlisle told Edward it was his decision to try and extract the venom from Bella's wrist in the ballet studio. Edward decided not to. E/B, Post-Twilight AU, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6188 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 5,361 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5860 - Favs: 6,122 - Follows: 4,841 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5363 - Favs: 6,880 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12488 - Favs: 7,067 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4586 - Favs: 4,978 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fictionista WitFit Challenge by MrsAC reviews
Raw imagination, 24 hours, 1 prompt, and no editing. For Fictionista Workshop's Daily WitFit Prompt Series. Rated M, because I can't write for 30 days without lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Counselor by january giselle reviews
Bella and Edward are forced to see their high school counselor once a week to sort out their problems. Counselor POV, AH. Rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
May and His December by Oxymoronic8 reviews
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anywhere But Here by SparklingTwilight reviews
J/B & E/A are living on the streets of Seattle. What happens when their paths cross one day? Will they rise up against the odds, or hit rock bottom? Drugs, drinking, excessive obscene language, and mature adult content. OOC. Canon Cpls. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 212,649 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything You Are by venis-envy reviews
B/E B/Jacob - An AH look at what happens when Edward leaves Bella. When he comes back to claim her once and for all, Bella is made to choose between the two people she never wants to stop loving. Will she choose heart over soul?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Complete
A Slip Down Memory Lane by SweetDulcinea reviews
Edward fell hard & fast for Bella, but his fight with her brother ended their relationship. When Bella falls hard & fast on the ice, a trip to the ER brings them back together. That is until an epic misunderstanding… FML Contest entry - ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,343 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Visitation by radiofreeamy reviews
AH-AU What if Edward reacted violently while saving Bella that night at Port Angeles? Can Edward and Bella find themselves and love while Edward is incarcerated?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,979 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Lockersecks & Candy by Kassiah reviews
How will Edward react when he sees Bella wearing her cheerleading uniform after being away from her for six days? Written for FFFA. Rated M for lockersecks and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 97 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baby Bella by vampiregurl97 reviews
Bellas parents died in a car crash when she was a month old and the Cullens adopt her. What happens as she grows up with vampires and a destiny to be one when she turns 18? how does the family handle Bella and edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,671 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stars Fall Down by Chicklette reviews
What if the Cullens weren't vampires? What if they were gods instead? Bella/Jasper/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Rumor has it by MissTeak reviews
“I swear, Sesshoumaru is gay.” Inuyasha said dramatically amidst murmurs of agreement. “Totally! He never really talks to or looks at other women.” Kagome agreed. Inuyasha had replied, “But we have no proof.” And now, Kagome has to go all out to prove it.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 402 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faith as Small as a Mustard Seed by Kassiah reviews
Twenty-five Drabbles, A hundred words each. All handwritten notes. Who is the sender? Who is the Recipient? For the Twilight Twenty-five Challenge. -read in order for the greatest effect-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
My Little Black Ache by istandcorrected reviews
AU AH OOC Canon pairings. After surviving an eighteen month prior suicide attempt, Bella has a new outlook on life and begins to take hold of the power of her personal choices to shape who she is becoming. In the midst of this, Bella and Edward collide.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,572 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella
The Green Dress by littlesecret84 reviews
Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen cross paths one evening. This will be a night that he never forgets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 3,176 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter of Privilege by SweetDulcinea reviews
One-shot for Tattward & Inkella Contest. Inked up Edward falls hard for the prim & proper daughter of Presidential hopeful Governor Swan. Bella teaches him that despite outward appearances, they aren't so different after all. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 195 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5587 - Favs: 5,135 - Follows: 4,521 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Leave by TallulahBelle reviews
AH: A couple have angry sex due to an argument about her impending marriage with another man. Afterwards an honest discussion takes place revealing truths about their relationship. Is Bella brave enough to listen and take to heart what she is hearing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Bella - Complete
Crimson Embrace by Aleeab4u reviews
A dark, adult, alternate beginning to the Twilight series based on a 'what if' premise. What if the Cullens weren't always perfect, what if sometimes they indulged! 2 chapters only, E/B canon couples AU. Contains Darkward lemon. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,716 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shades of Red by ChaoticReverie reviews
As the final battle approaches, Inuyasha and Kagome think back on the time they've spent together, as well as their budding love… Inu/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Going Down? by gemmabobella reviews
submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Wears Her Hearts on Her Hip by ShimmerinDenali reviews
“For My Valentine” Contest Entry; Bella has loved her brothers best friend for so long, tattoo artist Edward Cullen. But after deciding to wean herself from her desire will he surprise her with a longing of his own? BxE all human, R/R/Vote
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Cup Doth Overflow by Stretch reviews
It is the curse in love and still approv'd when women cannot love where they're beloved." - Two Gentleman of Verona,Act 5, sc 4
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
A Life Stolen by newfoundlove reviews
Sequel to A Heart's Savior. Bella and Edward are happily married, starting on this new chapter of their life together - a baby. Is the tragedy that falls upon them survivable? All Human/AU, Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,633 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Nighttime Visits by Lady Wolfy reviews
Inuyasha likes to watch Kagome sleep, something he can't even explain to himself. Oneshot InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
First Aid by ChaoticReverie reviews
Upon returning from her own era, Kagome finds Inuyasha in a battered state. While treating his wounds, a misunderstanding occurs… and steamy events ensue. KagInu oneshot
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Lines of Communication by Christina K reviews
Sequel to Runaway Trains at 3 A.M. In which secrets are revealed, Clark and Dawn explain, and 362.57 of long distance charges are almost blamed on the Legion of Dorkness.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/27/2002 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Complete
Runaway Trains at 3 AM by Christina K reviews
If a supernatural teenager from Sunnydale, California heads east at 70 mph, while a super-powered teenager from Smallville, Kansas is heading west at 65mph, at what time will they meet up in a Greyhound bus station in Denver? Sequel under Smallville
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,773 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete