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Joined 02-21-10, id: 2264279, Profile Updated: 03-16-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, and Teen Titans.

Age: 18 years old

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So I used to be cutiekatec, but I got bored with the pen name, but decided to change it. What do you think of the new one? Hehe. It's true though. Sanity is sooo overrated. Do you know what the secret is about being insane, crazy, bonkers, and completely and utterly mad? The best people are :)

Sooooooo I like alot of books. I read so much I've lost count of how many I've read and reread. Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson, Inheritance Cycle, Five Hundred Kingdoms... I could go on and on, but I won't bore you with the little things. Most of the stuff I read falls in the area of fantasy, fiction, and adventure!


WARNING!!!-This is one of those long profiles that some people love and some people hate. Just a heads up :)


"Before you read my profile, I need to say some things about fanfiction: 1. I'm not picky. I'm really not. I like most stories, and I'm not very judgemental. I know a good story when I see it. I know a not-so-good story when I see it. And I'm going to tell you the truth about whether I liked it or not. My opinion is, if you don't like a story THEN DON'T READ IT! You don't have to write nasty reviews. Don't you dare think that I'm talking about constructive critsism. I LOVE that! I want to be told the truth! If everyone just says 'OMG, this story is awesome,' how are you supposed to tell whether it's really good or not? 2. Fanfiction is about writing things that the author would NEVER write!! That's the point! I don't want to hear all the time, 'a bit ooc, but otherwise good.' I know they're out of character! That's the point and fun of it! Making characters do thing that they would never do otherwise. This is fanfiction, not 'let's write the next Artemis Fowl book' day! So, please keep that in mind." From HollyMarieFowl


I GOT A POTTERMORE ACCOUNT! I'm soooooooo happy! If you want to friend me, my name is RiverGold10875. I'm in Gryffindor! My sister also made one and her name is RiverFloo19745 so friend her as well if you want to. She got Ravenclaw.


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Friends And Friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever


A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!"

A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge.

A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!"

A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?"

A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure.

A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree.

A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out.

A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book.

A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment.

A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered.

A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing.


A stranger stabs you in the front

A friend stabs you in the back

A boyfriend stabs you in the heart

But best friends only poke each with straws


Everyone, the following is a true story, and it happened to batchloo2.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak


So I bought some deoderant recently, and there are a couple things on the back of it that just boggle my mind. Why is the FIRST WARNING on the back, "For external use only!" Seriously, has anyone like... tried to put deoderant on their liver or something? Another thing that confuses me, "Ask a doctor before use if you have kidney disease!" ...That just makes no sense to me. Let's see... your under arms are way up, and then your kidneys a quite a bit lower... how does deoderant effect kidneys? Third thing that I find interesting, "Other information: Do not store over 115 degreesF." ...Is the deoderant going to explode or something if I have it over 115 degrees? ...-runs off to try-


I know I'm not perfect.
I know I'm a geek, in many different ways.
I know I like to read.
I know I like school, even the teachers.

BUT:
I know I have true friends.
I know I'm loved.
I know who I love.
I know what I love.
I know I can overcome put-downs.
I know who I am.

Anything else you'd like to throw at me?


For me, crazy is a loose term.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least).
Crazy is when you write Jasper, Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it.
Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care.
Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Harry Potter, and fanfiction.
Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you.
Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it."
Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!)
Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be.
Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours.
Crazy is when you have fights with yourself just because you're bored... and you lose.
Crazy is when you tell all your friends your ginga lover is coming to pick you up- and you're referring to your dad.
Crazy is when your walking down the street and you change directions because a cloud has been following you for the last 10 minutes. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too!


Funny 'Wow, really?' moments:

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

Tell the truth and run.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply like gremlins in an olympic sized swimming pool.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

Tell your children over dinner; "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile, why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

"Oh crap she's a morning person."

"It's like road kill; you want to look away but you can't."

"I guess being smart and having opinions freaked guys out."

"I had last watched this movie doped up on vikidin; fun experience, let me tell you."

"Are you seriously telling me in that freaking utility belt, you don't have something useful?"

"I don't want to get into a religious arguement, but my God can kick your God's ass."

"Hi, can I come in? I'm already in, so say yes."

Girl: "I nearly got K.O.'d by a tree."
Boy: "I knew it!"

Girl: "Just admit it. You've been stalking me because you're addicted."
Boy: "No. I've been watching over you because you're so accident prone."
Girl: "Either way I think it's sweet. You haven't been watching me sleep, have you?"
Boy: "Please. You're not that important. I need to sleep, too."

"He knew I had little experience with alcohol, or maybe it was because I was still so young. Eighteen is not the age to be consuming the stuff, or so the experts say. Maybe they're just a bunch of fat, old drunks who want it all for themselves, so they make it illegal for us kids to drink it. Greedy bastards."


ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures


10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours, they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


20 fun things to do @ WalMart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept..

8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?".

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror. And pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask the clerk if he knows where in anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. In the auto dept., practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels.

13. Hid in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!".

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!".

15. Go into a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!".

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!".

17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters.

18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.".

19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times.

20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!".

Copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can think of anything else, add it to the list, make sure you fix the title, and put your username here:


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 7


Stupid Things! Things in bold are the things I've done... haha.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it.

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking.

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking.

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head.

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself.

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand.

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull.

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push.

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion.

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else.

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs.

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave.

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair.

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it.

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard.

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot.

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on.

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door.

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else.

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it. (But two of my friends have...smh)

26. It has taken you longer than 5 minutes to get a joke.

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan.

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.

30. Said o'clock after saying how many minutes after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock.

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on.

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in.

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.

39. Walked into a pole.

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident.

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house.

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on.

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small.

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it.

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.

48. Have poked yourself in the eye.

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair.

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil.

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were.

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on.

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.

59. Hit "reply all" on an email.

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie.

61. Done the Macarena, the Electric Slide, Cha-Cha Slide, Cupid Shuffle, or some other embarrassing dance in public.

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it.

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence.

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person.

65. Didn't do the back side of an assignment because you looked at the back and forgot about it.

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong.

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught.

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face.

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb.

73. Ran into a door jam.

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid.

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it.

76. Have purposely licked playground sand.

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band.

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't.

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people.

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out.

81. Put duct tape on your/ someone else's head then pulled it off.

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again.

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil.

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper.

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours.

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs.

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before.

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth


VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23 - Sept 22) In relationships, very conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Intense One Very Energetic (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Likes boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leo's. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. 20 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20th) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Beautiful inside and out 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward


Spell out your N-A-M-E to see what it means!

My name means: K: Really silly A: hot I: Loves to laugh and smile T: Very good kisser L: Smile to die for Y: Is loved by everyone N: can kick the _ out of you

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the _ out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times


Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite


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If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.

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25 THINGS (PLUS 1) I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office. (scratch office, leave it on her desk!?)

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26. I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

28. I will NOT go around and say that Seamus stole me Lucky Charms.

29. I will NOT joke about Remus Lupin's time of the month.

30. I will NOT wander in the corridors at night under the invisibility cloak singing the Pink Panther theme just to see what Filch does.

31. I will NOT buy Professor McGonagall cat food.

32. 'Ruling the world with an evil army of monkeys' is not a proper career choice.

33. Yelling "I'm Melting!" while in the showers is frowned apon, and it may scare some of the first years

34. The four houses of Hogwarts are: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Not the Awesomes, the Morons, the Smarts, and the Mini-Death Eaters.

35. Dumbledore is to be addressed as Headmaster, or Sir. Not as 'Dude', 'Santa', or even 'Dumbles'.

36. Ruling the world with an army of evil flying monkeys is not a proper job choice.


A Better HP Quiz

Gryffindor:

[x] You are loud

[x] You like going to school to see your friends

[ ] You’ve had more than a couple dententions

[ ] You have lots of friends

[ ] You always have something to do on the weekends

[ ] You like to be the center of attention

[x] You get average to above average grades in school

[ ] You’ve been called bossy before

[ ] You’re a bit of a daredevil / you like an adrenaline rush

[x] You are athletic

[ ] You are one of the best players on your team

[x] You would do anything for your loved ones

[x] You like the color red

[x] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA

[x] You would never break a promise

TOTAL: 8

Hufflepuff:

[x] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends

[ ] You get average grades in school

[x] You’ve been called boring before

[ ] You don’t like to brag about your achievements

[x] You value honesty

[ ] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want

[ ] You like the color yellow

[ ] You have a job

[x] You are athletic

[ ] You are a team player

[ ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole

[x] You are easily amused

[x] You like helping others

[ ] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination

[ ] You like the music played on the radio best

TOTAL: 5

Ravenclaw:

[x] You get good grades in school

[x] You like to read

[x] Dumb people annoy you

[x] You are creative

[ ] You’ve been called a know-it-all before

[ ] You would say your intelligence level is higher than most

[ ] You hate cheating

[ ] People often want you to help them with homework or projects

[ ] You are more into the creative arts : theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.

[ ] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking

[ ] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know

[x] You like the color blue

[x] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures

[ ] You tend to over analyze things

[ ] You can focus and pay attention well

TOTAL: 6

Slytherin:

[x] You are very competitive

[ ] You like the finer things in life

[ ] You think welfare is a waste

[ ] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week

[ ] You’ve been called a snob before

[ ] You think the end justifies the mean

[ ] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face

[ ] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you

[ ] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them

[ ] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc

[ ] You are very good with words

[ ] Above all, you want to be successful in life

[x] You like the color green

[ ] You love to win

[x] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA

TOTAL: 3

Huh, looks like I'm a Gryffindor...sweetness! :)


NAME TIME!!

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kaiizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Blue Cat

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Aronimink

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Eadkahef

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Blue Coca Cola

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Adzeane

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynne

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Tiger

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Grape Mountain Climbing

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Blue Eyepatch


--Girls--
--are like apples--
--on trees. The best ones--
--are at the top of the tree.--
--The boys don't want to reach--
--for the good ones because they--
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
-from the ground that aren't as good,-
-but easy. So the apples up top think -
-something wrong w/ them when in -
-reality they're amazing. They just--
--have to wait for the right boy to--
--come along, the one who's--
--brave enough to--
--climb all--
--the way--
--to the top--
--of the tree.


A memory lasts
Forever, never does
It die, true friends
Stay together and
Never say goodbye!

Yesterday brought
The beginning,
Tomorrow brings
The end, and
Somewhere in
The middle we
Became the
Best of friends.


The one who likes book more than boys
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'mBLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!


If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg!

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. :)


Leaves from the vine,

Falling so slow,

Like fragile, tiny shells,

Drifting in the foam,

Little soldier boy,

Comes marching home,

Brave soldier boy,

Come marching home.

Rest In Peace

Mako Iwamatsu

12/10/1933 - 7/12/2006

Copy, paste, send it to all your friends, pass it on. Tell them to pass it on, too


I AM AGAINST CHILD ABUSE.

Are you?

My name is Chris
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door.
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!” I scream
But it’s now much too late.
His face has been twisted
Into an unimaginable shape.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
If you are against child abuse, put this in your profile...I did.


If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile:
The ones in bold are facts about me!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bad girl.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a bad word
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bad word
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a bad word
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking bad word
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible bad word
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bad word
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling person.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling .
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts. (technically its a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a preppy know it all
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

Stop stereotypes! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add any other stereotypes you can think of.


this is sooooo sad :(

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Sticks people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


HOW A TRUELY PERFECT BOYFRIEND SHOULD ACT:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her . . . even if shes not saying anything

When she's mad hug her tight . . . and don't let go

When she says she's ok, dont believe it, just talk with her . . . because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday . . . to tell her you love her

Call her . . . before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her well . . . like she's all that matters to you

Tease her . . . and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her . . . when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show . . . even if you think its stupid

Give her the world, and let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad . . . hang out with her, and let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking, babe?"

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend.
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do

from supernatural-scarlett


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a friend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, SanityIsOverratedXD


I just wish to say this now.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything from the stories that I have written that are not my orginal idea.

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Peace of Mind by Tom Felton Lover999 reviews
Zuko was banished with the girl of his dreams. They are more alike than they thought. Now they know that the Avatar has returned. But Harmony doesn't seem to want to go home as much as Zuko. Will her bitterness destroy her? Or will Prince Zuko be able to save her from herself?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 73,505 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Zuko, OC - Complete
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 156,701 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Severus' Rose: After the War by WrittenWord1 reviews
Elizabeth vanquished the Dark Lord. Now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,546 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Open Your Mind by Plague's Vengeance reviews
"You are the strangest girl I've ever met." He snapped angrily, rubbing his face with his hands. She gave him a cheeky smile and rocked back on her heels, "I'm sure I'm the only girl you've met." The look he gave her could have burnt toast but just caused her to laugh lightly. "If it helps, you're the least strangest boy I've met." He didn't know how to respond to that. (Zuko/OC)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 500,679 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Zuko, OC
Shatter Me by sea-dilemma reviews
Women liked Dick Grayson. Actually, they loved him. And he loved them right back. However, his life as Nightwing gave him very little chance to have a normal love life. So, when he met Devon Wakeman, a seemingly very normal woman, Dick wasn't really sure what to do. Nightwing, however, knew exactly what to do... even though Devon was NOT what she seemed. Giveaway in chapter 75!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 385,258 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, OC
Earth: Bring it Down by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
[Sequel to Water: Twist of Fate] The Earth Kingdom is an impartial maze, its paths constantly twisting and turning. The Avatar and his friends have taken one path, Prince Zuko and his companions have decided upon another. Along the way, enemies and friends will be made, unexpected feelings will arise, and loyalties will be tested. Nothing is set in stone.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,160 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Zuko, Iroh, OC
The Spirit Within: Part Two: Spirit Born by sea-dilemma reviews
Abandoned after Zuko's tragic agni kai, Lan Chi, child of the Water Tribe, struggles to live without the one she loves. Zuko, haunted by their love, is condemned to wander the world, searching for the avatar. But then, when the Fire Lord sends for Lan, she undertakes a daring plan to save those closest to her heart. Sequel to "The Spirit Within: Part One: The Water Tribe Child."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 250,086 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Zuko, OC
Green Eyed Monster by sphinxs-legend reviews
Audrey Potter hates the technicalities that constantly drag her into trouble with her twin brother, Harry. But when she finally starts to prove herself by crawling from behind her brother's overbearing shadow, she begins realizing that it may have been better to just stay hidden...4th year on, cannon pairings, eventual Draco/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 929,165 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 7/26/2011 - [OC, Draco M.] Harry P.
The Newest Heir: Hearted by My-Real-Evil-Twin reviews
Tatiana Nadira has a secret, but even she doesn't know what it is. SEQUEL to The Newest Heir. How dangerous would it be to find out that Voldemort is her father? Can she keep her love with Draco alive even though it might kill them both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 170,928 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/20/2012 - OC, Draco M.
The Principle Axiom by onlyonepage reviews
Following the events of the Reichenbach Fall those left behind are moving on with their lives or so they thought. Harriet Thornton, Mrs Hudson's former house sitter, gets a shock when a certain consultant detective reveals himself and expects her to down tools and return to London where he expects life at Baker Street to be just as it was.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,735 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sherlock H.
For Grins, Laughs and The Inbetween by sassybutt32 reviews
The war is over, but not all the wounds are healed. Draco and Delilah know that for sure, and try to go on with their lives and live happily. Only, how can you do that when their is always stares and whispers? Delilah is in for a lot, as is Draco, and they'll need each other to work past it all. Together. (Sequel to 'What's Right and Wrong'; lots of fluff)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,946 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Draco M., OC
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by Kaitaru Stark-Laufeyson reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
The Prisoner of Azkaban by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
Werewolves teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. Prisoners escaping Azkaban. Dementors patrolling the grounds at Hogwarts. This is the year of heartache and having to answer iron-clad questions. The year when everything must come clean. When Marie Rogue must own up to her true House...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,241 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - OC - Complete
Violet by Maddaz a Hatter reviews
Belle was a nerdy, shy and insecure person when she left her fifth year at Hogwarts. After being rejected by the man of her dreams, Remus Lupin, Belle wants to change - and change she does. Will Belle allow Remus back into her heart? Will she let him uncover her most guarded secret? Lust, hilarity, jealousy, dancing and true love. Follow their story and see what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 70,115 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Remus L., OC - Complete
A Black and White Story: Book Four by Brown-Eyed-Marauderette reviews
Sequel to ABAWS: B3. With the First Wizarding War officially underway, everything has changed. It's not going to be an easy year but anything easy isn't worth it. The petty rivalry between Gryffindor and Slytherin is no longer so petty. The relationships they have are no longer fleeting. It is time to let some people go while also welcoming some back home where they belong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,034 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - OC, Marauders - Complete
Blind Endeavours- Part 4: Adagio in G Minor by Wiz-Chic reviews
Part 4/10. Torturous events for all. Insanity beneath the obligation of repression. Madeline is changed. Sherlock is changed. Grand gestures are made. Scars are created. Lives are saved. Adventures are had. Nothing is the same again in 221B... but hearts always endure. (Slight M Rating) Sherlock/OC. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,980 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Divide of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Begins at chapter 31 of Pride-of-Time. Hermione does not de-age herself- not everything can be fixed in time, and sometimes the only solution is to move forward with what you have...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 170,565 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers Part II by szynka2496 reviews
Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Sister Who Lived:Chamber of Secrets by sweethearts together reviews
In Harry's second year of Hogwarts, his older sister Grace is struggling to save him from whatever has been attacking students lately. In the midst of her own teenage dramas, will Grace be able to save her brother or will she be the one getting hurt?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,677 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Snape's Daughter: Summer Fun by Time-Travel Idiot reviews
Angel has just gotten back from her second Year at Hogwarts. She has become close friends with the Weasleys, along with Hermione and Harry. But now it's summer... and who could possibly forget about Angel's deal with the Twins on who could prank the other the best?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,010 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013
One Last Dance by sunflower13 reviews
Zuko takes a girl hostage to get to escape a sticky situation. But when she sticks around, what will change?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,034 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Zuko, OC
CMBlack: Tongue of a Snake by Vindicated Soldiers reviews
Cassy Black thought that all things considered, her first year ended rather well. However, as her second year at Hogwarts rolls around, she had to consider the first to be brilliant. In the light of a murderous monster and new mysteries, she and her friends find themselves neck deep in another adventure they probably should have avoided. Sequel to CMB: Heart of a Lion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,290 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Brightest Ones by NotTheMilk reviews
Sequel to Golden Sunsets. It's the adventures of Sandy and Annamore's (Cupid) twin children, Meissa and Sanderson the Second (AKA Dune) but it will mainly focus on Meissa, as she strives to figure out her incredibly odd, rather uncontrollable powers. Main pairings are Sandy/Cupid, Jack/Tooth, although other pairings may potentially show up later in the story. Lots of fluff.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sandy
The Beginning of the End by xoxsillygoose reviews
Sequel to my first story, 'Passing Over'. It's been four years since the end of the war. A lot has changed since then, and a lot more change is expected.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,635 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Aang, OC
Arabian Avengers by Wordsplat reviews
An Aladdin/The Avengers crossover, starring Tony as a quick-thinking street rat with a pet monkey named Dummy and a price on his head, Prince Steve as King Nick Fury's ward who's engaged to Princess Peggy against both of their wishes, and Bruce as a thousand year old genie who really thinks Tony needs to get his act together already and just kiss the girl-er, guy. Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,870 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Return by alittleinsane963 reviews
Long awaited sequel to "An Unusual Case". Gibbs and co. return to Hogwarts, but what on earth for? And WHAT are they going to do about that abominable toad hanging over their shoulder?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,025 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012
How To Train Your Dragon by PunkMutantGargoyleChica reviews
Female Hiccup! Hazel isn't very much of a Viking. But she does have quite a destiny. Besides, how can you call the picture to left anything but cute! Rated T for violence and possible swearing.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013
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Nature reviews
A powerful girl enters the lives of the Titans. Conflict arises and romance ensues. Oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25 - Beast Boy, OC - Complete
Twins reviews
Two halves of a whole, connected by a bond only they share. But what happens when that bond is severed. The survivor tries to go on, but finds it nearly impossible, until they find someone who suffered just like them. These two halves meet and form a broken whole. Can they heal each other or will they continue to spiral down until nothing is left? Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25 - Kaoru H., OC - Complete
What If? reviews
What if two people went back in time to change the war? What if they saved Tom M. Riddle from that orphanage? Would Voldemort even exist? Key points showing how the wizarding would be without Voldemort. Please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Complete