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Joined 06-09-02, id: 226436, Profile Updated: 01-16-13
Author has written 7 stories for Digimon, Trigun, and Fallout.

Notice to readers and those I beta for (1/15/13): I'm finally back! It feels nice to have the internet full-time again, and also to be able to get back to work on updation and beta'd pieces. If I'm currently beta-ing for you, I will start sending things back this week. Updating my current works will continue as scheduled from now on.

So, I realized I haven't visited this thing in over 6 years. (Six years, you say! Were you living under a rock?) Not really, I didn't write a whole lot of fanfiction during that time, it was mostly original works and a little freelance stuff for e-zines, as in, the stuff that helps pay for the light bill. That said, this year's NaNo threw me for a loop, and I ended up writing (and winning) it with a Fallout: New Vegas piece called 'We are Dust and Shadow'. This made me realize I missed fanfiction more than a little, and I had some orphaned things over here and in my hard drive that needed a little love and revision since I've grown, both as a writer and a person, in the interim. So, you get updation! Aren't you thrilled, assorted kiddies and fan-stalkers?!

I'll also be throwing some of the stuff from my lj and various memes over here...because hey, why not have it all in one place? So no, I'm not stealing it from some random lj, it happens to be mine, don't freak out if you've seen me post it over there. Additionally, I write for myself most of all, and share because I think someone else might get a good laugh or something out of it. If you like it, that's cool, let's party. If you don't, that's not my fault, is it?

Any questions, you know where the mail button is (I don't bite, promise). Any flames, you know where the round file is.

*Additionally, on the off-chance that I forget a disclaimer on one of the stories below, this is it. I will never, and have never, owned any of the material used for the fanfictions presented below. I might slightly own the occasional OC, but they tend to run off and cause enough trouble without me claiming them. Any material below is owned solely by the current copyright holder/s. All fics below are done for the purpose of parody, and are allowed under current United States Copyright Law.*

Enjoy! (Or don't, I'm not making you.)

Current WIP: We are Dust and Shadow (Chap. 5&6 revisions)

Currently in the Revision Room: Hold On (Chap. 1 editing), The Shards of Hope (Chap. 1 almost-complete rewrite)

Currently ready to be released: 1 Fallout short, 1 Wolf's Rain short, 1 Trinity Blood short, 1 Trigun short

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Sons and Daughters by rantingdude reviews
Sons and Daughters tells the story of the rise of Caesar's Legion from three divergent viewpoints; Julia the bloodthirsty mercenary, Athena the tribal shaman, and Dead Soul, a vicious legionary. Based on stuff from New Vegas and Van Buren, the cancelled Fallout 3. Feedback always appreciated!
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 46,356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Ulysses, Joshua Graham, Caesar
Mojave Instant Messenger by Cookie Fairy reviews
Vulpes discovers a terminal filled with questionable content and shares his findings with the Courier via instant messaging.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta, Arcade G., Lily B.
Vegetables by Bishie Huntress reviews
Oh, that dreaded word! What will Naruto do when the guys gang up on him to try a vegetable? Will he succumb to the peer pressure?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How To Train Your Super Soldier Son (to become an insane god) by Travithian Axile reviews
In which Hojo only wants the best for his son, and Sephiroth is a typical unappreciative kid.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Prof. Hojo, Sephiroth - Complete
Fixin' The Water by FlossSwallower reviews
The kid was dead. That's all there was to it, the kid was dead. -Oneshot-
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Charon - Complete
Buddies by LionessFeathers reviews
Boone and Courier meet the lone prospector's dog out by El Dorado dry lake.
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Courier, C. Boone - Complete
The Sheriff by rantingdude reviews
The tale of The Sheriff of the wasteland. (OC)
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Complete
Fallout 3 Numbers by EliasJ reviews
A hidden truth within fallout
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
Cookies for Jimmy by TheLionTree reviews
Someone on the kinkmeme wanted a crack fill involving Lilly getting all Grandma on Vulpes Inculta...and something about Vulpes not killing her...Be careful what you ask for, you just might get goofiness.
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Lily B., Vulpes Inculta - Complete
Radscorpion Queen: Ascent to Power by Kitkatinahat reviews
Ever wonder how that giant radscorpion made it into that firehouse? FEAR NOT! For I have the answer! However you have to do this horrid thing called reading to find out how, sorry. :U Side note: R AND R PL0X
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,575 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
Of The Creature That is Cthulhu and Sixth Courier by TheLionTree reviews
Written for the FalloutKinkMeme Cthulhu and Courier: bffs. Written in the style of H.P. Lovecraft the Courier shows up to see the Followers of the Apocalypse with an ancient evil following behind.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Complete
And the Rain Fell by Bishie Huntress reviews
What would you do if your former best friend, someone who pesters you to no end, died? Sasuke doesn't know, either...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Take My Hand by Bishie Huntress reviews
These are the words Naruto's heart would speak to Sasuke, no matter how many times he refuses to listen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Uncanny WileyKat by RD Rivero reviews
Also in the mold of Lovecraft, a twisted tale about dreams and realities and how they sometimes intertwine. Tygra is left to wonder about WileyKat's sanity and his own after the boy develops a very different alter-ego...
ThunderCats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Tygra, WilyKat - Complete
End of the Road by cHiMer reviews
Even the wandering spirits like the Courier have a home to come back to. Oneshot.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Courier, Chosen One - Complete
Travels of the Chosen One by El Stormo reviews
Seen as the Chosen One by her people, but as a simple primitive by the unforgiving world outside, a young woman learns to survive the dangers of the Wastes, as well as deal with the consequences her actions have on the world and all those living in it.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 109 - Words: 458,872 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Chosen One - Complete
I Loathe Arizona by Marzi reviews
Five reasons why Adelle would hate Arizona.
Dollhouse - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Adelle D. - Complete
Priorities by Travithian Axile reviews
Item One: Misplace memo to attend company party. Suggestions: pet Doberman, fire, Palmer's tea etc. Zack has a way of changing people's views about the most important things in their lives. Christmas fic, one-shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
All Stumbling Words by wallflower1 reviews
Her lips on his could tell him better than all her stumbling words. Epitaph 2 alternative cannon.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Adelle D., Topher B. - Complete
A Load You Have To Bear by InvalidAttempt reviews
Topher is finally going to do the right thing ten years too late. A familiar face catches his eye along the way.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Topher B., Whisky/Claire S. - Complete
Epitaph by InvalidAttempt reviews
All questions faded, until only one continued to echo in the still air. What happened?
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Topher B., Adelle D.
Trigun: The Mary Sue by gnails reviews
Romance, drama, humor, and oh my! A crying Legato? Two mary sues arrive in Gunsmoke only to bring chaos and craziness to our favorite Vash the Stampede. So what's to happen to our motley crew? Finally, the last chapter is UP!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,606 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
101 ways to annoy Sesshoumaru by Midnight Shadow01 reviews
So you wanna know how to annoy, tick off, and basically drive crazy the one, the only, Lord Sesshomaru? More power to ya..but don't say you weren't warned. PS, I don't own Inuyasha. Rumiko Takahashi does. She is the true artist.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
His Creature by Decollage reviews
Knives contemplates the nature of his vile little pet. Oneshot drabble.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete
Tonguetied by ReadingWhiz89 reviews
[Mangaverse with spoilers through Max 11] She’s lost a lot because of what I did. The least I can do now is look after her in his absence. I think he’d have wanted that out of me, at the very least. But…would she even want my help?
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
Stray Cat Strut by Neptune Butterfly reviews
There's a party goin' on! Some dancin', romancin', and Kuronekosama! NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Why? Because the night is young, and the black kitty is having fun! Chapter 6: The Ruckus Boys are back in town.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,726 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/24/2004
Dismantling Trigun Fanfiction by Naito Tenshi reviews
Dear readers, gather round and hear a tale, of a story that simply would not stop being told. Witness the horror and humiliation as I entertain myself by writing the most derivative fanfiction possible and invite you along for the ride.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004
Competition of the Finest by Solain Rhyo reviews
Challenge fic - showdown between two villians: Sephiroth and Kuja.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2004
How do you eat your Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup? by MSkyDragons reviews
Remember those How do you eat your Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup? commercials... Now the cast of Trigun eat Reese's candy in random, strange, and really funny ways! Final Chapter Added Complete
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Complete
How Far is Eden? by Yma reviews
The story of Knives' time with Vash. Can he be redeemed? Will he be redeemed? Should he be redeemed? What makes these two brothers who they are? Said by some to be one of the Best Trigun fics ever! Complete! Please RnR!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,983 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Complete
A Glimpse of Eden by angelstryke reviews
Two years after his battle with Vash, Knives finds a new Plant child and vows to raise it to follow in his footsteps. The only thing in his way is an insurance agent by the name of Meryl Stryfe. But, such a small girl shouldn't be a problem.. right? KMV
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,253 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Knives, Meryl - Complete
The Student, The Typhoon, and The Closet by Scarlet Rurouni reviews
ON HIATUS What happens when I open my closet one day, only to be knocked to the floor by Vash the Stampede himself? Well... read and find out! Did I mention how shameless selfinserts are fun? :
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,836 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
That Crazy Song You May Have Heard by MSkyDragons reviews
the song I am the very model of a modern MajorGeneral a very long and amusing song, turned into a song about the Trigun characters... enjoy!
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
Love After Pain by Magnet-Rose reviews
A little poem. Knives POV
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2003
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We are Dust and Shadow reviews
The Courier must make a decision, even before the fate of thousands is sealed. But she wasn't counting on famous Gannon stubbornness, or a trek across the Mojave and beyond in a sweater knitted by a nightkin with a ghoul at her back. (As it progresses, featuring characters and events from all four Fallout games; because what happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay there.)
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Courier, Arcade G.
The Ballad of Fluffy the Deathclaw and His Reluctant Messiah of Doom reviews
She named it what?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
Dogs of War reviews
Rex was once the Legion's dog, much like the Malpais Legate.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Rex, Joshua Graham - Complete
Meaning in Madness reviews
Meryl is tired of picking up the tab. Vash has a solution.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Meryl, Vash - Complete
Gunsmoke Christmas Carols reviews
Go out and sing some carols...the Trigun way! (This week, "I'm Dreaming of a Trigun Christmas)
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 12/8/2004
Hold On reviews
(post-anime) Millie has a secret. Meryl must keep a promise. And who is this lone gunman after Knives? Just what will Vash do when given an ultimatum he can’t control? Here's brand new chapter 5! Enjoy!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,458 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/9/2004
The Shards Of Hope reviews
My first fanfic, but you won't be dissapointed. Lori is from another dimension, and about to become a digimon tamer. Any questions? Will include, as the story progresses, Takato, Henry, Rika and all of their digimon. You know the drill, R&R please.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2002