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Hi. I don't really know what to say here so I will write some random facts about myself that no one cares about.

My friends call me Lili, my U.S. History teacher calls me Liliuokalani (Thanks a lot Mr. Homefeldt, I completely enjoy being named after a queen that slightly resembles a man), but you can call me Optimus Beyonce (You get Dan Points if you understand the reference).

I am in my mid-ish teens. I can say no more :)

My life revolves around my obsessions.

My current dominating obsession is with The Beatles. I love them and have to listen to them for at least a half-hour everyday to keep my sanity, Paul is my favorite (OMG THOSE EYEBROWS!). Followed by Ringo (his nose is just adorable), then there is a tie between George and John. But I love them all with a burning passion!

Writing is the best thing ever (after The Beatles, of course), in my opinion.

I'm an inner hippie. I'm not extroverted enough to dress that way but, trust me, on the inside I'm wearing a crown of flowers and skipping and singing "ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!" (It is, you know)

I'm from Seattle. And yes I love Starbucks (Mocha's, preferably). I'm also a former Texan, but I absolutely hate the sun.

I'm Mexican. But I can't eat anything too spicy or I will freak out. Consequentially, ketchup is my salsa.

I like school, but hate getting up in the mornings. My theme song is "I'm Only Sleeping"

I don't swear, curse or cuss (I've always wondered, what's the difference between the three?)

Chocolate. It's my addiction.

I'm an Honors student. Always have been.

My singing is terrible, absolutely terrible, but I love music too much to not sing.

When I'm not here on FanFiction, or on Sparknotes or some other website, I'm looking for a time machine! (If you find one, PM me)

I believe there was a mistake and I was born in the wrong decade. Try maybe 1942 for my year of birth. Maybe Liverpool, England for the place. Yeah, that sounds good :) Then I could have grown up With The Beatles! (get the pun anyone? Yeah, I didn't think it was that funny either)

I desperately want to have a Liverpudlian accent.

I don't like the Oxford comma.

Books: The Maze Runner Trilogy, Unwind, ...

Music: The Beatles! *pauses until applause and cheering quiet down, The Who, Buddy Holly, clean versions of Mumford and Sons songs...

TV: Phineas and Ferb (I nearly died of joy when I figured out that the voice of Ferb, Thomas Sangster, played Paul in Nowhere Boy), Wild Kratts (Don't judge, Cris Kratt is totally dreamy as a cartoon), Bones, House and any Beatles Special that's ever on the telly.

Some of my friends that are on here are: GiveMeHope and MissDay25 (Just to clear this up, but Miss Day here is a bit naive and didn't realize that bf means boyfriend and she called me that on her profile. She means best friend. And if Miss Day is reading this: I love you, Madi-Pants!)

[ ] Single

[ ] Taken

[X] Mentally married to Paul McCartney

“I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.” - Paul McCartney


This is the place I will reserve for copy pastes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a GIRL who DOESN'T EAT LUNCH, so I MUST be skinny and anorexic.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (I'm only goth-ish. I'm hippie too! ])
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Stop stereotyping people, because we're not all like that.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though A LOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the description)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Something by Fearlessheart19 reviews
A/N: I have begun to rewrite this story, please visit my page for the new one.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 79,102 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 6/13/2011
Free As A Bird by RoseByAnyOtherName215 reviews
Sadie's life's been bad for awhile. Could she possibly find a friend in a troublesome boy by the name of John Lennon? He shows her how to live life to the fullest and soon realizes he may need her as much as she needs him.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,303 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
If I Fell In Love With You by meggieleigh reviews
When Peggy O'Higgins moves to Allerton, she's skeptical about making friends, until a family moves into the house next door at 20 Forthlin Road and she befriends their eldest son, Paul, and who might catch her eye but Paul's friend, George.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,294 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010
500 Days of Diamonds by Lovely Little Willow reviews
A Beatles Fanfiction. 13-year-old Richard Starkey was being admitted to a children's hospital - again. But when he meets the eccentric new girl, he has a feeling this stay isn't going to be so bad... T for language
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
I'm Only Sleeping by BeatleLOVE reviews
Having a shitty day sucks...until four fantastic Liverpudlian men come to save it! Yes, I know this summary sucks, so just read the bloody thing!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011
You Know My Name by BeatleLOVE reviews
John has given Jessica hell since they were kids, but he's also hidden a secret for that long. Jess has always been a "lover" not a "fighter," John being the only exception. When put together what chaos unfolds? Based on poems I've written.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011
You Make Me Dizzy, Miss Lizzy by Beatlesfan93 reviews
In mid-sixties London, working-class girl Lizzy Stevens gets the job as a nanny for the son of one of the world's most famous men; John Lennon.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,380 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Mother by WillowPillow reviews
My story on Paul and the death of his mother in 1955. So... yeah...
Across the Universe - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011
Baby, It's You by RAWRbby i lOVE YOUR WAY reviews
She was like a mosquito: annoying and it won't go away. Having Samantha on tour seemed like a disaster... or so he thought. The story of how George Harrison inexplicably fell for the girl next door. NOT ATU FIC!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,480 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Anna's Misery by ByeByeRainBird reviews
Waking up to the Beatles blasting from all over the house is the first step of Anna Roberts' trip back to the past to 1966...
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011
Saving Their Lives and The In Between by Nathan Lane-Beatles Luvr reviews
Sequel to This Never Happened Before. We all know about Brian's and John's fates, right? Well, will Dahlia be able to save them in time? And what about the space in between? read to find out!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,041 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011
When Things Don't Go Right, Go Left by Lokiandfriends reviews
Juliet Prince is a average girl with a average life. Well it is average, until something very abnormal happens. What will happen? A Beatles fic!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011
Crying, Waiting, Hoping by Obito-Wan Kenobi reviews
George Harrison was Carolyn Brown's best friend. When she moved to London, his life was rather useless. He didn't expect that he would meet her again in Hamburg when he and his bandmates were performing there. Settings: 1957, 1960, and 1963.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,396 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
This Never Happened Before by Nathan Lane-Beatles Luvr reviews
Dahlia had always been an outcast until that one day. That one day when a mysterious cabbie sent her back in time to the 60s. And who does she meet? The Beatles. And what happens when she falls in love with 1 of them? *This is my 1st story please be nice*
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,234 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Complete
I'll Cry Instead by Beatlesfan60 reviews
It's 1965 and Paul McCartney meets a very special woman. What happens when he asks her to join the Beatles on tour? And how does Jane Asher feel about the whole thing? Rated T just to be safe. Enjoy!
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010