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Joined 02-21-10, id: 2264758, Profile Updated: 06-08-12
Author has written 8 stories for Hunger Games, 39 Clues, and Misc. Books.

Hey! My favorite series are: Percy Jackson, Twilight, 39 clues, Hunger Games, and Harry Potter. I love to read and write,but I love reading more. I love acting and have been in two plays. That's about it. Anyway here are the famous and beloved copy and pastes:

I AM THE GIRL that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year or ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Star Wars, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, bazzoonsrawesome, TurnThePaige, trekkie cassirole, LemonVron,Bibliophile1318

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Favorite Quotes:

"Don't expect us to be to impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear."-Boggs

“I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun”-Katniss

"Let the 74th Hunger Games begin, Cato. Let it begin for real."-Katniss

"Peeta has always had enough to eat. But there’s something kind of depressing about living your life on stale bread, the hard, dry loaves that no one else wanted. One thing about us, since I bring our food home on a daily basis, most of it is so fresh you have to make sure it isn’t going to make a run for it."-Katniss

"You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug."-Haymich

"You don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope."-Katniss

"May the odds be ever in your favor."-Effie

"If only you could frost someone to death."Katniss
"Don't be so superior. You can never tell what you'll find in the arena. Say it's actually a gigantic cake. "-Peeta

"Rue, who when you ask her what she loves most in the world replies of all things, "Music."-Katniss

"You here to finish me off, sweetheart?"-Peeta(I wish!)

"Yes, and I'm sure the arena will be full of bags of flower for me to chuck at people"-Peeta

"You Can't Give a Dementor the old one-two!" -Harry Potter

"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy!"-Ron

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family"-Mrs. Weasly"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"-George

"If you made a better rat than human that's not much to boast about."-Sirius Black

"Yes, It's easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you Potter.'Ghosts are transparent.'-Snape

"But you're muggles! What's that you've got there? Oh you're changing muggle money. Molly look!"-Arthur Weasly

"There must be a secret message from Dumbledore in the icing!"-Hermione

"Thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to do magic, we've got no chance"-A Weasly twin

"Cinderella? What's that, an illness?"-Ron Weasly

"Yeah Quirrel was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback to having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head."-Harry Potter

"hey-hey, you lot! Midgets!" "Ron!"-Ron and Hermione

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have!"-Herminoe to Ron

"Spiders want me to tap dance; I don't want to tap dance Harry!" "You tell those spiders Ron."-Ron's crazy dreams

"How strongly apposed are you to Grand Theft Auto?"-Alice Cullen

"Stupid Shiny Volvo owner"-Bella

"This hostage stuff is fun"-Alice

"Fall down again Bella?"-Emmett "No Emmett I punched a werewolf in the face"-Bella

"why am I covered in feathers?"-Bella

"Amazing, how can someone so tiny be so annoying?"-Edward

"I hear voices in my head and you worry that you're the freak?"-Edward

"If we could bottle your luck we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands."-Edward

"Clear as wasabi."– Dan Cahill, The Sword Thief, pg. 85

"Trees. Rocks. Deer poop."– Dan Cahill, The Sword Thief, pg. 119

"Lovely"– Ian Kabra, The Sword Thief, pg. 123

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest and smartest and hottest and–" –Natalie Kabra, The Sword Thief, pg. 131

"I'm worried about you. You're in way over your head, love."– Ian Kabra, The Black Circle, pg. 104

"My dad is a dork, someone help me, please" – Reagan Holt, The Black Circle, pg. 108

"Your pancakes are burning," – Dan Cahill, In Too Deep, pg. 101

"I prefer sprinkles myself," – Dan Cahill, In Too Deep, pg. 125

"I will not be triumphed over" – Cleopatra (No page/book heh heh...)

"Face it, Ian, we've hit bottom. They trashed the car. We're sitting on a road of peasant bones., and we're stuck in Siberia. It's a nightmare. I WANT TO GO HOME!"

The ever so Glamorous Natalie Kabra.

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman Pg. 117, 118

"Dude! It's a KAMAZ!"

The hysterical Hamilton Holt.

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman. Pg. 113.

"My dad just drove over the Land Rover!"

Hamilton Holt again. And Eisenhower Holt driving over the Kabra's Land Rover.

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman. Pg. 11

"You know I'd never actually hurt you."

Ian Kabra, lying or not?

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman. Pg. 10.

"Oh, Amy. If only you knew the truth. You can't say I didn't warn you."

Ian Kabra again, with the most pathetic attempt to scare Amy Cahill.

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman. Pg. 105.

"Look at me! I'm a disaster!"

Natalie Kabra, who was truly a disaster!

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman. Pg. 117.

"Get them out of Russia."

Ian Kabra, showing his passion for Amy Cahill, even though he won't admit it!

The Black Circle by Patrick Carman. Pg. 118.

"Napoleon? Isn't that an Italian pastry? Sort of gooey inside?"

Dan Cahill, clueless as ever.

Beyond the Grave by Jude Watson. Pg. 9.

"Well hel-lo Indiana Jones."

Nellie Gomez, falling for a thief.

Beyond the Grave by Jude Watson. Pg. 14.

"You sound like Ian Kabra. Remember when he admired Alistair's window moldings?"

Dan suggesting that Amy was starting to act like Ian.

Beyond the Grave by Jude Watson. Pg. 19.

"You two owe me, big-time. I just left my soul mate waiting for me to get back from the ladies' room."

Romantic Nellie

Beyond the Grave by Jude Watson. Pg. 25.

"But Dad! Don't they know I'm da bomb!?"

Good old Jonah at an airport!

Beyond the Grave by Jude Watson.

"I guess Babe Ruth can wait"- Dan Cahill

"You're... a Cahill too"- Amy Cahill

"You can't call a ninja lord dweeb. You have disgraced the family. You must commit seppuku." -Dan Cahill

"We...w-we come in p-peace." -Amy Cahill

Name: Like I'm really going to tell you my real name.

Hair color:brown

Eye color:green-gray/green-brown

Birthday: 12/25/98

Age:13

SchoolStalker!

Favorite songsanything Taylor Swift, If I Die Young-The Band Perry,Jar of Hearts, and Paramore.

Siblings:a little brother, who's a bother

Interests: Reading, Writing,cross country,track,drama

What was the last book you read?:Charlie Bone and the Castle of Mirrors

What's on your T.V right now?:Don't have a TV in my room

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?: Oh Micheal it's right behind you!-To my computer

Where are you?: my room

What was the last thing you ate?: biscuit

What's your personality like?: weird,strange,a little hot-headed,love to laugh

Who do you have a crush on?: Umm, why do you want to know?

What was the last thing you thought?: What was the last thing I thought?

I Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?: horribleness...

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?: College&car savings,buy a house for my aunt.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you.: my Ugly Doll Peaco

What are you eating/drinking right now?: nothing

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?:The answer to this question

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it?: ...ing them. Enjoying the bouquet while resisting the wine,-Eclipse

What's it like being you?: Fun, slightly sucks.

What are your thoughts on writing?:Fun but I HATE Writer's Block

How tall are you?: 5' 3

What book are you currently reading?: Charlie Bone and the Hidden King, Twilight

What music are you listening to?: The whir of my laptop engine.

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?:you tube

What was the last thing you cooked?:spaghetti

What color are the walls of the room you are in?: Blue and multiple shades of green

Do you know who the governor of your state is?:on the tip of my tongue..no

Ketchup or Mustard?: Neither

How many different programs are on your computer right now?: Heck, I dunno!

Have you ever been water-skiing?: I wish!

What is the weather like?: cold,slushy

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?: San Antonio,Texas

Anything else?: You're creepy, ya know?

XX

What's your favorite article of clothing?: my Hunger Games T-shirt

Who is the most special person to you?: I'm not the type that HAS a 'special person'

What's your favorite childhood memory?:Again, why do you want to know?

Scariest moment of your life?:IDK I have a lot of scary things in my life

One word that would best describe you?:unusual

What is your favourite month in the summer?: June

What's your favourite number?: 5,13,18

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you?: I honestly can't remember.

What does your username mean?:Biblio-book phile-love=A love of books.

What made you smile today?:A funny dude on the computer

Last thing you said out loud?:Haven't I already told you?

Last rainbow you saw?:When it rained

Do you want a hair cut? Yeah

Are you musically inclined?:Nope, but I play piano

Have you ever been in a fight?: With my brother

MY RANDOM FAVORITES

Favorite pie type:yellow chess

Favorite shade of purple:Violet

Favorite breakfast: bacon omlettes and biscuits

Favorite warrior cat name:Huh?

Favorite colored eyes: gray

Favorite thing to munch on:chocolate pretzels

xx.

1. Is your second toe longer than your first? Isn't it supposed to be?

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? blue inked

3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing? Uhh...

What color are your toenails usually? plain

5. What was the last thing you highlighted? This survey so I could put in my own answers

6. What color are your bedroom curtains? green

7. What color are the seats in your car? gray

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? No

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? a letter

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?Not really

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? I'm 13

12. Who is the last baby that you held?My cousin

13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names? Yeah, Marolyn and Carolyn

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? Never tried it

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?Umm...13

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators.Miami Hurricanes!

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?7 years ago

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? Yes, Why do you want to know?

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow:a book cover

20. Last person to give you a business card? A lady at my school who makes flowers from guitar picks

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to? I pay in cash

22. Closest framed picture to you?My friend and I with Harry Potter robes and time turners

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?This morning

24. Have you ever applied for welfare? What is that?

25. How many emails do you have?A few from fanfiction

26. Last time you received flowers/flower? After my school play

27. What are you listening to right now? My clock on the wall tick and tock

28. Do you play air guitar?Yeah, I'm a pro.

29. Do you have any Willow Tree figurine? What?

30. Last time you used hand sanitizer? Last night

31. Would you like to learn to play the drums? That'd be pretty cool.

32. What color are the blinds in your living room? white

33. Last thing you read in the newspaper? times for the showing of movies

34. What was the last pageant you attended? Me?At a pageant? Good one

35. What is the last place you bought pizza from? pizza Hut

36. Have you ever worn a crown? Yeah, when I was 5

37. What is the last thing you stapled? My math *gag* which I SHOULD be doing but...oh well

38. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? No

39. Are you ticklish? Amazingly so.

40. Last time you saw fireworks? 4th of July

41. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? Last Sunday

42. Do you have a black dog? I have a friend who has a black dog

43. Do you have any pickles in your fridge? Umm..I don't know

44. How long have they been there?? I don't even know if I have any.

45. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of? My friend's blue ones

46. Last time you saw a semi truck? Yesterday

47. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? Who?

48. Do you have a little black dress? No but I have a LONG black dress

Faveourite quoutes of all time:

1) When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons and ask for your oranges again!

2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

3) Whoever said 'Nothing's impossible,' obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!

4) I'm not afraid of Death. What's it gonna do, Kill me?

5) Love your enimies...it makes them SO mad!

6) You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

7) God made Adam. Then said "I can do better." Then he made Eve.

Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

(This is SO me!)

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

Sorry, I'm getting into lots of quotes...its just so friggin funny? Agree, agree?

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiriamisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

What a boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (sometimes)

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (I despise baseball)

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green,black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun (track, cross country, basketball)

Talk with food in your mouth. (Heh heh... yeah)

Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes if it's cold.

Total:16 wow...scary

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chap stick.

You love to shop. (I HATE SHOPPING!)

You wear eyeliner. (I'm like 12)

You wear the color pink (the worst color in the world...sorry to people who like pink)

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport (it's not a sport)

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry. (just my necklace)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (just because I have a school uniform)

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Is that POSSIBLE to take that long??)

You smile a lot more than you should. (NO!! All right... maybe)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I probably had about 1,000 barbie’s...)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (I'm evil)

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 13...now I'm totally freaked out!!

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTERS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER (CUT AND PASTE)

1. Amy Cahill

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Percy Jackson

4. Ian Kabra

5. Hermione Granger

6. Dan Cahill

7. Nico Di Angelo

8. Bianca Di Angelo

9. Thalia Grace

10. Fred Weasly

11. George Weasly

12. Ron Weasly

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

...Do you think I did?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Quite.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Artemis would kick his butt

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

yep

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/ten. WAYYYYY more believable.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I REALLLLLLLY don’t wanna find out.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I can't remember

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Amy Cahill and Nico Di Angelo are in a happy relationship until Thalia runs off with Nico (believable) Amy brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with George Weasly and a brief unhappy affair with Dan Cahill (ewww!!Do I need to tell you how gross that is?), then follows the wise advice of Hermione Granger and finds true love with Ron Weasly. (Umm... heh heh...)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

there will be a lot of skeletons...and arrows.

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

back away and never go wandering again

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

scared cause if I dissed her back Percy would KILL me!

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

AAA! A GHOST!

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Amy slit her wrists?? No way

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Uh...is it poisoned?

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

What are you doing with my hair brush!!!!

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Ian, Nico,Thalia? Nico can sing?

27. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Lots of learning

28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

YOU"RE CHEATING ON IAN AND RON!!

29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?

Thalia since Thalia is tech. her aunt

30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

ninja stuff and junk food

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face

“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel"

“We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

Cool!! I don't know who said it, but I found it on someone's profile and I like it!!

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7 ,Bibliophile1318

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo,zeusgirl39, 7Cerberus7, Bibliophile1318

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. ;D

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beach ball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Bibliophile1318

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

If you are in LOVE with fictional chacters cut and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Who hasn't...?)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turnPURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games,

Catching Fire, and Mockingjay too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)


The Hunger Games Have Changed My Views On Life:
Katniss has shown me to fight for what I believe in even if it's hard to get to.
Peeta has shown me that true love does exist and that everything will turn out ok. It just might take a while to get there.
Gale has shown me that you should never give up.
Prim has taught me that even the weakest are strong inside.
Mrs.Everdeen has taught me even the broken come back.
Mr.Everdeen taught me that you will always be in people's hearts even when your gone.
Effie has taught me to see the postive in things.
Haymich has taught me that you can't drown your past, you have to learn from it.
Finnick has taught me that true love never dies.
Annie has taught me that the broken are still strong inside.
Rue has taught me to appriciate what I love and that true friends got your back till the end.
Foxface taught me that brains can beat brawn.
Glimmer taught me that you cant underestimate.
Johanna taught me that you can have a scarred past but you can overcome it and that even if you think no one is there for you, someone is.
Madge has taught me the simplest action can turn into something big.
Mags has taught me to be brave for the ones you love.
Maysilee has taught me that the one you love/the one that loves you/the one you care about/the one that cares about you will always be there for you. Expecially in your moment of need.
Cinna has taught me that anything can be beautiful.
President Snow has taught me that power isn't all that great. You can go crazy from it.
Thresh has taught me to spare something if it's the right thing to do.
Wiress has taught me to stay determined when i'm trying to get a point across. Someone will get it sooner or later.

And note that most of these I already knew, but The Hunger Games made me relize that they are true.

COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN

DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!

Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!!

Every hour 12 women are raped.
That is almost 300 each day/10,000 each year,
that are reported.

COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU ARE AGAINST ANY FORM OF VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN!!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from cross country to
track to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1.send this label this as "Try No To Cry

2.Don't send it. you have proved how heartless you are.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

I just read this little story and was so touched by it I just had to put it on here if you are reading this then i hope that you never have to go through something like this personally. I feel really bad for the couple and i don't mean to upset any body by this, i just find it a really moving story.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Your Natalie side

You love shopping- NO

You wear designer clothes- Nope.

You are a Lucian- No I'm a Ekat oh and add me P37CFHTWXP (if you no wat I mean

Your fave color is black- Yep

You are proud- To be a Ekat

You are pretty- I honestly don't know

You like threatening people- Sometimes

You like fancy food- Not really

You are in love with Dan Cahill- not him someone else.

You have a brother- Yep a younger one

You are 11- Nope

You are rich-Nope

Total=4

Your Amy side

You only like shopping for books

You like jeans and t-shirts

You are 14

You are medium classed

You prefer the lesser things in life

You have a brother who's a dweeb

You sometimes stutter

You like ok food

You don't have a fave color

You are humble

You look pretty,but don't realize it

Total=8

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination


Music is my life. Put this if u listen to real music
(o) to REAL music.

put this on your page.
if you love to laugh

If this is true for you, copy and paste onto ur profile:

You say prep - I say goth

You say pink - I say black

you say Jesse McCartney - I say Paul McCartney

You say Pop - I say Rock

You say Hannah Montana - I say Linkin Park

you say im weird - I say im different

The Girl:

I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

I'm the girl that doesn't take nothin' from anyone.

BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her bag.

I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.

I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.

I'm the girl that people call "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.

I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.

I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all.(Not that I would want to, I'm 12)

I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.

95 of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5 that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "DO A FLIP!!"

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Join the dark side. We have cookies!

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I ran with scissors - and lived!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night!)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile(A certain person...or 5.)

Instructions: Put your favorite music player on shuffle (Party Shuffle on iTunes) and fill in the names of the songs in the order they show up.

My friends see me as:
Gravity(Sara Bareilles)

My day will be like:
With You In My Head(UNKLE)

I’ll have a good day if I can just hear:
Cowboy Casanova(Carrie Underwood)

Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say:
The Saltwater Room(Owl City)

My message to the world has always been:
Stranger(Secondhand Serenade)

Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include:
Forever & Always(Taylor Swift)

My best friend is like:
Pure Imagination(Glee)
haha…Matthew

My alter-ego is:
Lady Is A Tramp(Glee)

Right now, I feel:
Popular(Wicked)
yeah right

My innermost desire is:
It’s A Shame(OneRebublic)

What makes me happy is:
Alone(Glee)

My birth was like:
Hearing the Baby(Carter Burwell)

My theme song:
Don’t You Wanna Stay(Jason Aldean)

My deepest secret is:
King of Anything(Sara Bareilles)

If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream:
Almost Lover(A Fine Frenzy)

My favorite thing to do is:
Lovely(Sara Haze)
I guess to me it is...

The story of my life is:
Flightless Bird, American Mouth(Iron & Wine)

At my funeral they’ll play:
Magic(Colbie Caillat)

When I’m drunk I say:
Pretend(Secondhand Serenade)

Behind my back, my friends think I’m:
Untouched(The Veronicas)
what does THAT mean?

If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell:
Wide Open Spaces(Dixie Chicks)

When I’m in the shower, I sing:
Never Far From Me(John Garrison)

My love of life was inspired by the song:
Come Home(OneRepublic)

Middle school was like:
Maybe(Secondhand Serenade)

My family is described by the song:
Change(Taylor Swift)

How will you die?
Love Story(Taylor Swift)
I’ll die from love? M’kay

To cheer myself up I:
Viva La Vida(Coldplay)
Wait…isn’t that the exact opposite?

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy (Jasper Cullen...sigh), OokamiRyuX (don’t wanna say) Crowfeather's Girl (Edward Cullen from Twilight, of course!) AkumuKitty9797(Dark Link from Legend of Zelda and Edward Cullen from Twilight!!), HiddenMusic(Sora from Kingdomg Hearts:D) Zefri012: Leaf (heroine of Pokemon fire red/leaf green. Oh come on! She's too adorable!), Defiatos X-Natsumi from Keroro gunso (crosses finger and hopes Giroro doen't try to kill me), ej8012 (Nico di Angelo, lol and Red X from Teen titans (Guess I have a thing for dark peoples)) The New Ace of Spies(Nico di Angelo! duh! Also Hamilton Holt and Ian Kabra.) Bibliophile1318(Ian Kabra, percy Jackson,Ron Weasly, Draco malfoy, Nico DiAngelo, Dan Cahill, and Gale Hawthorn oh and Fang)

crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

I am a supporter of The Nellie Gomez Foundation. The Nellie Gomez Foundation is a foundation made specifically for improving the '39 Clues' fandom. It wasn't made ONLY to help the fandom, but to make it more fun and enjoyable for all writers and readers. Anyone can be a member, so go PM Isabel Kabra now and increase the numbers!

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Just Another Day by RayvnAshes2 reviews
Just an ever-growing collection of Solangelo drabbles. Includes Reyna's reaction, Leo spying, Percy pouting, Annabeth cackling, Nico blushing, Facebook, Freudian slips, teasing friends, betting, deviousness, pranks, etc. Slash! WillxNico, Rated T for innuendo and language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 44,754 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Nico A., Will S.
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Indivisible by Zeplerfer reviews
After America mysteriously splits into multiple personalities, England finds himself dealing with a sexy cowboy, a self-proclaimed hero, a cute child, a rebellious teenager, and his own complicated relationship with his former colony. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,505 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/26/2011
Snowy Nights by Her Madjesty reviews
Post 4x02, David observes the love radiating from his daughter and her pirate, and makes a questionable-but adorable-decision. Now with the follow-up: 'Snowy Mornings'.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Drabble Dabbles : DHr by MiHnn reviews
An ongoing collection of drabbles and one-shots based on Draco and Hermione. Various ratings, various lengths, written for various reasons and marked as complete (just because).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 56,225 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The 83rd Annual Hunger Games by Fifidear reviews
The names have been drawn, the trains have fled, and the questions have been answered. Will your tribute survive the 83rd and the horrors that hide behind the arena? Find out! *Closed*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 72,894 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Other tributes
Look to the Future Now, It's Only Just Begun by Teenage Mouse reviews
Pottertalia. Arthur and Alfred are paired up to read each other's love fortunes in Divination class. Naturally, they're both too obvlious to realise that the signs are pointing to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/3/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The 72nd Hunger Games SYOT by KatnissChase126 reviews
A Hunger Games SYOT(Submit Your Own Tribute.) Look at my profile for entering details, I should have them up soon. (Spoiler Alert! Don't read prologue unless you've read all 3 books!) PM me the details because, well, it'll be easier to look through and read them if I get any. !SYOT OPEN!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Other tributes, Pres. Snow, Seneca C., OC
Romance for Dummies by theamericanandhisbrit reviews
"... Because Alfred and Arthur need the advice." Follow our favorite hero and gentleman through a series of universes in which they realize sometimes you really do need a bit more then just love- you need to show it. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,536 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
Once Upon a Midwinter's Night by Zeplerfer reviews
Armed with a Shakespeare play and a love potion, Sealand has crafted his best plan yet to use blackmail to win recognition as his own country. Too bad the love potion doesn't seem to work on America and England. Christmas setting. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [America, England/Britain] Sealand, Canada - Complete
Love, Hope and Speaking Now by A Hint Of Mint reviews
"Why was I here? I was beginning to have second thoughts about this. I, Hermione Jean Granger, was gatecrashing a wedding." And not just any wedding, but the wedding of one Draco Malfoy. How the hell did she get there? She's not too sure herself. Only, it had something to do with Love, Hope, and Speaking Now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,118 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Spaidel reviews
The characters of the Hunger Games play Truth or Dare.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012
Weirdness at Waverly Academy by Arglefumph reviews
Nancy goes to Waverly Academy, where she is overwhelmed by the other students, challenging puzzles, and keeping her real identity a secret. A humorous version of "Warnings at Waverly Academy".
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 32,478 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Complete
Dainty Delights by Neurofuzzy reviews
Drabbles about Kuronuma and Kazehaya. 50 one-sentenced themes.
Kimi ni Todoke/君に届け - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Shouta K., Sawako K.
Goldilocks and the Red Wizard by Donnamour1969 reviews
A Mentalist fairytale. Prince Patrick is captured by outlaw hero Teresa Lisbon and held for ransom. As their unlikely love blossoms, the evil wizard, Red John plots to ruin their happiness. Extreme AU! Give it a try! Rated T/M for language/adult situation
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,505 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Teambuilding by reig reviews
A week in the countryside might do miracles to the whole team! How will Jane try to win Lisbon's smile -and heart!- when she is most annoyed with the situation? Better inside... ;D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,318 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Mad Hatter's tea party by Lothiriel84 reviews
A collection of one-shots about each of the team members - Spoilers up to the season's finale
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
Amelia and the Lord by dreamer773 reviews
Amelia and her brother Daniel work at the Kabra Manor. The young, dashing Lord Ian has hidden his feelings for Amelia for fear of being a disgrace to the family. How does he win her heart? How does she win his family's? My first multichap!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Amy C., Ian K.
Spiraling closer by Lothiriel84 reviews
A collection of one-shots about Jane and/or Lisbon - past, present, and future. Other characters will put in an appearace as well.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Memory palace by Lothiriel84 reviews
There are some special rooms in his memory palace. Rooms that he enters seldom, and even when he does he only dares to creep around on tiptoes – half afraid to stir the things that lie in there.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Feels like love by Lothiriel84 reviews
After all that had been said and done, he had no idea of where they were going from there. - Title from the namesake song by Asia; set after the season finale, so of course beware of spoilers.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Half Truths by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
Lisbon's hiding something. But, how do you keep a secret from someone who knows all?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,034 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Morbid Curiosity by FoxFace Zero reviews
Post-Series On her deathbed, Irina Spasky has an unusual request for Ian Kabra... Call it morbid curiosity. Ian/Amy
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,622 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Ian K., Amy C.
The Riches of the Poor by Another Artist reviews
DRABBLES. Latest: Then there was none. Alistair-centric.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010
Out of the Shadows by CalMom72 reviews
Bella is living in LA and working as a PA. She left Forks and her old self behind 6 years ago. Now she's been hired to be Edward's PA. He never noticed her in high school but he's going to notice her now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,202 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Declarations by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I never meant to fall for her. Honestly, I didn't. I know Al's convinced that this is all part of my master plan in life, but if I had it all figured out, why the hell would I be bending over backwards for a girl who's blinder than a bat at noon?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 199 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Heartstrings by Symbiotific reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Compliments by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hunger Games, featuring YOU! by Stepping on Leprechauns reviews
The polls are in and we have an amazing group of tributes. Get ready for a story of love, loss and excitement. Well, you know, the Hunger Games! *Rated T for occasional language, slightly more than innuendoes and violence*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,167 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011
the Space and Distance Between Us by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
To protect her from Red John, Jane sends Lisbon – against her will – to hideout with Hightower. Once separated, they learn things about themselves they never thought that they would learn. Rated T for mentions of suicide. *NOW COMPLETE*!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,307 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Whatever Happened To Patrick Jane? by 713135 reviews
After getting Lisbon suspended, Jane is kidnapped by 'his biggest fan' who used to watch his TV show religiously. Although she seems perfectly normal on the surface, Jane is about to find out just how mentally unstable she really is. - Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,820 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
You're Obsessed With Professor Layton When by Lii and Eii reviews
You know you love Professor Layton, but when do you cross the line into "Obsessed"? By Eii.
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Big Red Apple by DanniGaGa reviews
When the team are framed for murder they only have one choice. They have to run. They run to stay in New York with Jane's friend. But when Jane's friend starts flirting with Jane, Lisbon starts to realize she may care for Jane more than she thought.Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Wounded Future by Gin-n-Phonix reviews
A Clive & Flora Story. What really went on between the two during the adventures in the Future London and how Flora had never felt so alone. Rated T for coarse language. Full summery inside. *CHAPTER 8 IS NOW UP!*
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,756 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Flora R., Clive/Klaus
Remembering You by pinayflava90 reviews
It started with the necklace. When he was 5, Draco befriended a Muggle the same time little Hermione befriended a boy who was into magic. Years later, they unknowingly meet again. How they going to remember each other when the minds is stuck with hatred? *mixture of cannon/non cannon*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,121 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Perseus by Satellites on Parade reviews
"I'm glad I met you, you know." Alice whispered it so quietly that, for a moment, he didn't even think he'd heard anything. But then he felt her head turn against his and she said, "I really am." Post-movie Joe musings, plus a scene of Joe/Alice.
Super 8 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Alice D., Joe L. - Complete
The Favor Fiend by SweetAngelofMusic reviews
"Listen, Granger. I have a few tricks up my sleeve. So, just sit back and relax. Try and enjoy yourself. When else in life are you going to be able to say that you hooked up with the most bad ass, good looking wizard at Hogwarts?" Draco asked. Dr/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,878 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Journal of the Great Dan Cahill by BleedingFlames reviews
The journal of Dan Cahill. Beware! Intense humor, wacky jokes and shallowness. If you experience diarrhea, chills and even death, contact your doctor immediately because this story might not be right for you.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Dan C.
You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Moments by Ceylon205 reviews
A series of one-shots depicting unwritten moments in The Hunger Games, Catching Fire and Mockingjay -CF and MJ spoilers-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 23,027 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Katniss E., Other tributes - Complete
The Unexpected Guest by 18Cyber-Cat18 reviews
So, Ian is getting married and Amy realizes that it is more than she can handled. Strangely enough the incidents in the song Speak Now really match with what is going through Amy's head... For a ninja's 39 clues ipod shuffle contest.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Bitter Brothers by Another Artist reviews
You took one look at her and fell. It was a shame your brother couldn't do the same.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Ned S., Ted S. - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Amazing Adventures of Gale Hawthorne by ColorTheSky reviews
Gale Hawthorne is not a normal boy- everyone knows that. Join me as we travel into his life span of 19 years, and encounter the many times in which he had been 'normal' and could have been a 'normal' boy. A small set of drabbles and one-shots about Gale & Katniss love before and after the Hunger Games. Not all fluffy! -currently being edited-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,746 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Down With Kurt! by psychoticbookgirl reviews
Basically a mish-mash of stuff about that FREAK OF NATURE: Kurt! MAJOR spoilers for book 7. Only read if you are not pro-Kurt. If you ARE pro-Kurt, maybe you should read this! It'll do ya good! Just don't expect anything nice. It's bad, but I hate Kurt.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
Daddy! by troubadour12 reviews
“Daddy…?” Ian knew he was done for. Really, truly done for. And then she cried.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,204 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010
Taking Flight by MountainAir reviews
Katniss and Gale weren't the only best friends torn apart by the Hunger Games. There was a boy back home with Rue, too. A quick one-shot highlighting their friendship in District 11, the one that never truly had the chance to blossom.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Rue - Complete
20 Different Ways To Rise With The Music by The Whisper of Wings reviews
This is a series of oneshots concerning characters of the 39 Clues, written in stanza form, with 4 lines per stanza, as a way of telling each story. Related to music. Multi-Chapter.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
Dance With Me, Ma Cherie by troubadour12 reviews
Set in 18th century England, this is a wistful tale of a drama that begins with a ball. That is when they all meet and a new thread of fate winds through the pages, weaving the past, present and future into one. But who will have the last dance?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,871 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009
Beauty of the Dark by Lady Elena Shaw reviews
*CLOSED* Three years from the Quarter Quell, it's time for the 98th Hunger Games. Maybe it's just badluck, or maybe conspiracy; either way, the tributes are going to experience something no one could have ever prepare them for. Sound interesting enough?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Other tributes
The White & Black Bird by Another Artist reviews
The Kabras are ruthless and vicious, even to the Lucians. However, no one's ever gotten close enough to them to figure out their dark secret. That is, until Amy comes along… Ian/Amy. COMPLETE.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,721 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Speak Now by Haine-chan reviews
A songfic. This takes place at Peeta and Katniss' wedding. Gale's starting to feel like the whole 'marriage' thing isn't what Katniss really wants. So he decides to intervene, Taylor Swift style. KatnissxGale!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
For Entertainment Purposes Only by HorcruxFinder reviews
Rose tried to convince herself that what she was doing with Scorpius Malfoy was for entertainment purposes only. But then her feelings began to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,370 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2470 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Infinitely Less, Obviously More by Kaitie McDonahue reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy have been best friends since the day their fathers told them to stay away from each other. But in one night they become infinitely less and obviously more. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,875 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Past Life: Amy Style by bewilder22 reviews
Parody of "1985" by BOWLING FOR SOUP.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
The Poetry Channel by iciclegirl235 reviews
Iciclegirl235 decided to write some poems about Amy and Ian. Then Amy and Ian found out! It's an all-out Ian/Amy online war! Poetry/Romance/Humor
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010
Villains, Speeches, and Socks by Arglefumph reviews
What if a different person was the culprit in Nancy Drew: Trail of the Twister? Namely, Dwayne Powers and his new partner.
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Aux Armes, Citoyens by Tsuki no kimi reviews
The French Revolution would change his life forever. It would give him freedom from tyranny, transform him into a Republic - but his streets would run red with the blood of the innocent. Warning: Revolution!France, overly-historical.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2010 - France - Complete
Breakfast at Arthur's by Lady Charity reviews
They say that the way to a man's heart is his stomach. In other words, Arthur was doomed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,553 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I'd Lie Fax Version by percabethatw reviews
I did something kinda like this for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, only it was Love Story and the percabeth version. It's basically max's point of view when it comes to her and Fang. So, ya...it sucks but review anyway :D I don't own crap!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Love Story by percabethatw reviews
Okay, this is just a parody of Love Story by Taylor Swift that I made for my other fanfic Demigod Karaoke Night. I figured I'd post it :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Professor Layton Reads a Bedtime Story by Arglefumph reviews
Luke is upset that Professor Layton wants to read him a bedtime story, and Flora wonders why.
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Luke T., Flora R. - Complete
Unwanted Betrothal by Lady-Delphinea reviews
With the wizarding race in trouble the Ministry reinstates an old law forcing the betrothal of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. With a year of betrothal ahead of them both will do what they can to make it fail... but will something change within them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,739 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Princess by Arglefumph reviews
A chapter-by-chapter parody of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince". Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,650 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Taboo by Arglefumph reviews
The story of the first time the Death Eaters attacked someone who broke the Taboo. Of course, they mess things up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Chapter 22 by A Beautiful Nightmare reviews
Ever wonder what happened after Chapter 21? Ever felt frustrated that the story ended without chemistry between Kit and Nat? Well, here's something to complete your satisfaction.
Witch of Blackbird Pond - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
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18th Hunger Games reviews
SYOT *open* Who will be going into the annual Hunger Games this year? Who will come out? And who won't? Submit your tributes and mentor them throughout the games!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013
Escape
The second sorymy friend has written. Sequel to "Hurt"
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Hurt reviews
Hurt. The worst kind isn't physical, but emotional. The pain that doesn't heal easily or over time. Some stays forever.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
The Reason reviews
For Eva's One-Shot Contest. Ian/Amy Songfic: Hoobastank's 'The Reason'
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
The New Sinead reviews
Entry for Cecelia S. Bradley's Unpopular Pairing Contest. Ian/Sinead implied Natalie/Ted
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ian K., Sinead S.
Prim's Love Story reviews
WARNIG:Sappy love story about Roy and Prim that came to me at 10:30 p.m! CC is wanted flames will be ignored so,why send them? R&R
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Prim E., Rory H.
Empty Promises reviews
From the POV of Rue's best friend as he and both of their families watch her die. Short but sweet.REVISED I added a few things and tweaked a line or two. R&R please.One-shot
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Rue, Female Morphling - Complete
Through deaths reviews
WARNING!SPOILER:A short poem me and a friend of mine wrote about all the deathes that were important to Katniss.Spoiler for Mockingjay
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Katniss E., Prim E. - Complete