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Joined 02-22-10, id: 2265266, Profile Updated: 07-13-10
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Super Smash Brothers.


quick facts:

I've actually been hanging around this site for a lot longer than it looks. I keep making new accounts because I forget the passwords to my old ones. Haha fail. :)

My current username is a reference to a place that I'm rather homesick for.

my nationality:

Although I'm American, and also Canadian because of weird legal circumstances, I live in China as a "medical tourist". I'm also elgible to become a Singaporean citizen. It just gets worse, so I'll shut up now, yeah?

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my fave ships:

FrUk (not really. but don't you LOVE THAT WORD? Just say it out loud... FrukFrukfrukfrukityfruk)

my stories:

Harry Potter and the Prophetic Demigod

Official Summary:
England has a prophetic dream about the upcoming War of 1812, and Harry laughs at Percy from atop his lofty pile of cash.

My Summary:
Hey, you know how all the Romantic dudes used to get high for the trippy visions they could write poetry about? This story is just like that, onlyI’m not a Romantic poet, this isn’t poetry, and I was high on fever, not crack. The surge in thermal energy to my cerebellum caused by my brain being boilled in its juices gave me this really bodacious plot bunny.

A Harry Potter and Percy Jackson face off, starring Hetalia characters.

...It seemed like a good idea at the time.


Official Summary:

And so it began..." The 100 Theme Challenge! Theme 1: Introductions: Gaul pulled off an impressive hit-and-run, but Rome knew he would win in the end.

My Summary:

Yeah, it's the 100 Theme Challenge. So sue me. I'm a lazy plot creator. Each short story will probably be 200-500 words. The first one's less than that, but it's exceptionally short. Except for the first and last stories, I plan to post 'em two per chapter (DAMN I forgot about Theme 2: Love and skipped straight to Themes 3 and 4... so nvm about that for a while. I'll figure it out later). And I'll put super long author's notes at the end, because I put just that much thought into my babies.

By doing this I hope to improve my writing and my follow through on long term projects.

What Desperate Times Call For (HIATUS'D)

Official Summary:

(I'm too ashamed of it to post it more than I have to)

My Summary:

So like, Italy and Romano start taking over the WORLD, but it's actually some crazy conspiracy bleerrrghghghhh~

my upcoming stories:


Offical Summary:


My Summary:


I usually hate OC's. I always hate OC-centric fics. I abhor US state OC-centric fics. And I detest the Revolutionary War.

But then this plot bunny just JUMPED me, like literally TACKLED me to the ground and SUCKED OUT my BRAINS, and forced me to write a fic that was all four. But I fought that bunny, and although I lost in the end, the fic will only be one chapter short and all the states will die in the end (mwahaha I hate reading about states).

It's about the loss of innocence, how there are no winners in a war, and giving your life (or the states' lives, because they DIE, thank God) for a cause. And the American Revolution.

It's not near finished yet, and I'm very, very busy (just look at What Despearate Times Call for, it's on hiatus because I'm so busy), but I refuse to torture innocent readers for more than one chapter, so... It'll be short and so, quick to write.

i just couldn't resist:

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) England/UK

2) Canada

3) Prussia

4) Austria

5) Vietnam

6) Ukraine

7) North Italy

8) Spain

9) France

10) Sealand

11) Germany

12) Japan

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Vietnam/Sealand? What?
Why oh why did I put innocent little Sealand in a meme?

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Prussia... uh... I’m neutral, but don’t let him hear me say it. He’s incredibly entertaining, but not hot.

What would happen if six got one pregnant?

If Ukraine got England pregnant, France would be like, “England, you lucky bastard,” or “Ukraine, you lucky bastard,” depending on how he felt like swinging that day. Everyone else would go “ewwwwww...” Ukraine would be ogled less.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

A good fic about France... This mythical creature is very hard to spot among the more common and very similar looking steaming piles of whore!France crap. But I’m positive it’s alive somewhere. Maybe there are even enough to make a breeding pair.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

North Italy and Canada... YES, ACTUALLY. I’ve never thought of it before! But I would never read or write it. The incredible levels of cute might give me cavities.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Austria/Spain or Austria/France? I think four/nine, Austria/France. Spain’s way to easygoing to have a hope of scoring with Austria. To score with someone like that, you have to be desperate, persistent, and completely stupid. Luckily, France is all three.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Italy discovered Prussia and Spain in a secret relationship, he would'nt be surprised. He might not even get it, actually. They could be making out on the floor and he would think Spain had died and Prussia was giving him mouth to mouth.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Canada/Ukraine: (OMG I just realized how cute they would be together! Amazing. After I find myself plots for Spain the Conquistador and France the Non-Whore, I will write Canada/Ukraine. You just wait and see)

France had suggested a rose, because “they increase visibility, mon cher” but his disciple declined it. He tutted, then shrugged. “Ah, less competition for me. I could stare all day at that pair of huge, round-” “Eyes,” finished Canada, dreamily, “She has beautiful eyes.”

That summary was fail at summarizing, but it’s something I would probably use xD

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

No! God no!

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

England/Vietnam Hurt/Comfort, hm?
If England was the one who was hurt, it would probably be called “Tempting, but Maiming America Will Not Make Things Better.” If it was Vietnam, the title would be “Everybody Needs Tea.”

11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

For Prussia/Germany, I would make Germany try to kick Prussia out of his basement. Then Prussia would charm him for all he’s worth, and... hilarity would ensue? I don’t know...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Italy het? What an interesting idea! He likes girls, but the idea of reading het with him in it is so bizzare.
There is no getting away from the France slash, no matter how hard you try.

13) If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

France... I would chose England’s national anthem. France could propose again, then start serenading him!

14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

In the case of Canada/Prussia/Ukraine, I would say...
WARNING: Canada has to decide if he’s gay.
Don’t look at me like that! I’m running out of ideas.

15) What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Spain’s not the type of guy who would waste time with a line. He would show up with a mandolin one starry night and just serenade Vietnam. Actually, that would be an even bigger waste of time. Never mind.
Maybe he would say something like, “Wow, you’re beautiful!” He’s blunt like that.

16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Sealand/Spain. Sealand again. C’mon, why him? I REFUSE TO CORRUPT SEALAND. It’ll be friendship.

“The foil is bolted to the hull in a V shape because the triangle does- it can- it allows-”

“Allow the craft to become foilborne, yes.”

“Of course. Uh, why is that again?”

“Because,” said Sealand impatiently, “The triangle has surface-piercing qualities. Get with the times, old man.”

Spain stared blankly back at him. He wasn’t even supposed to acknowledge Sealand, and he wasn’t, he reminded himself quickly. He still thought- no, knew- that Sealand was just one of England’s sea forts, a speck of a nothing, a microscopic dot in the big, blue, sea. But that didn’t mean they couldn’t have a conversation, right?

That was harder than it sounded. Kids were so smart nowadays. What has started as an innocent chat turned into an embarrassing lecture on hydrodynamics. Oh well. Spain grinned.

“Tell me, have you ever been to South America?”
Sealand shook his head. “I’ve seen some of the South American countries before, but they never talk to me.”

“My God, really? You know, I was the first to find them. I beat everyone else to it because my sailing ships were so good” bragged Spain. This was a slight lie, but who cared. He needed to fortify his dear ego after Sealand had deflated it so.

“Really?” Sealand the naïve perked up immediately.

“Really!” cried Spain.

Spain spent the next hour telling adventure stories going on a treasure hunt in far-flung islands under the burning tropical sun (“The sun was like gold flowing down from the sky! So I knew, I just knew, there had to be gold on the ground too”). Sealand just listened with his eyes wide and mouth gaping (“Do birds like that still exist? I’d like to ride on a bird someday...”). For an hour, they weren’t anywhere near stogy, proper Europe. They were blazing a trail through a Caribbean mangrove in search of El Dorado! They were hunting cassowary on a beach in Peru! They were swashbuckling across the Pampas!

“Wow,” said Sealand, “Someday, I’m gonna do something like that. I’m gonna build a- an airfoil! To Mars! And I’ll tell you all about it when I get back- But first I’m gonna need a triangle foil an-and bolts, and-and water and air have similar fluid equations, they just have different vis-”

Spain relaxed. This he could deal with. He got comfortable in his chair, and mentally prepared himself for a long spell of sitting and listening.

Still fresh and exciting after all these years, the dreams of long ago graciously welcomed the vivid new dreams of the young.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Italy walked in on Canada and Japan having sex, he would run like the dickens to the nearest person who had clothes on and tell them to come look.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

If I wanted Austria to de-flower England, I would probably get people to insult them terribly for being proper or something first. England would be all like, “Nuh uh! I’m not stuffy!” and Austria would be like “Stuffier than me!” and England would be like “...I’m still a virgin” and Austria would be like “Haha!” and England would go, “Yeah, like you aren’t.”

Then they would agree to lose their virginity together so no one could ever, ever make fun of them ever again.
It would all turn out to be a huge conspiracy plot by England to get into Austria’s pants.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Totally. It’s practically canon that North Italy is gay.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Prussia? Prussia/Hungary? I don’t know, that’s common enough. I guess so.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Germany... I think everyone has to write Germany sooner or later. He’s one of the main characters. Maybe not as a favorite subject, but yeah.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?



23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?


24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

The last time I read a fic about Vietnam was couple of weeks ago, I think. Dang, it’s been a while.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Ukraine’s super secret kink is ... I don’t know. I imagine she would be immediately attracted to people who are sincerely nice to her, since so few people are (awwwww~ don't you just wanna hug her?).
That's not sexual at all, though. Hmm...

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Germany would have to be very, very drunk to willingly shag France. I mean, seriously, isn’t Germany a virgin?

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Prussia tops North Italy, no contest. Seriously, what kind of question was that?

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

“England and France (hey! that actually exists) are in a happy relationship until France suddenly runs off with Austria. England, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Germany and a brief unhappy affair with Japan, then follows the wise advice of Vietnam and finds true love with Canada.”

“How to Get Revenge on Your Ex”
subtitle: Out-whore him and claim you’ve found true love with his son.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?


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Children of a Common Mother by Ankaris123 reviews
AU. Canada has literally disappeared off the face of the planet as a nation and as a landmass. You can't miss what you 'never had', right? Apparently that's not the case with America... [Indefinite Hiatus]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,877 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - America, Canada
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
Become One With Canada by Robias reviews
As Prussia starts to fade to the point where not even his brother notice him anymore, he panics. There is one other nation who can relate to what he is going through, and Canada has a proposal that might help the ex-nation. Canada/Prussia, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,528 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Preggers by emesisbowl reviews
You're having my baaaaby. Russia/America, nonsense.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - America, Russia
The Collective Analysis of a Former Delinquent by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Arthur Kirkland discovers why he hates everything. Especially Alfred, the Italian mafia, and the French detective that isn't very good at his job. But, with emphasis on Alfred. :Slash
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,301 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - S. Italy/Romano
Thanks for the Pranks by Car reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Memoirs of a Prussian Defence by comptine reviews
If Gilbert was ever going to write a personal memoir, this is exactly where he would start. With a concerned Canadian standing over him, an angry Brit yelling from the stands and his voice utterly gone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Every Generation by Gemini Star01 reviews
Sequel to Grey Skies Over London. They're home now, but things are not as they should be: Arthur is still delusional, Alfred is still a prisoner, and Matthew is at the end of his rope. Desperate people resort do desperate meassures...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Fallen Knight by comptine reviews
WWIIAU. The United Kingdom has fallen and the Reich now overshadows all hope of victory. England’s only hope lies in his will to survive and those around him, whether he can trust them or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - England/Britain
Grave by KSFWolfe reviews
The two men stood in front of the stone, solemnly. Finally, one spoke. "Hey, Gil. How's it going?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2010 - France, Spain - Complete
¡Ay de la Vida de una Mazorca de Maíz! by Apocalyptic Lore reviews
It isn't often that Antonio gets the opportunity to indulge in corn, but what if it's at the expense of Lovino's sanity? And, of course, the Spaniard is completely oblivious to his misdoings. Two-part fiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Typical Situation by comptine reviews
Matthew was always the quiet one. His quietness is what binds him to this fate, this fate in which he is forced to remember in a world where no one else can.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Canada - Complete
Semazen by cellophane prince reviews
As a whirling dervish, Sadiq dances upon his grave.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Turkey - Complete
Status Quo Ante Bellum by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Association Socialistic by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Lack of Color by mr. eames reviews
--"I'm going to kill myself." Stan went to the roof of his apartment building, one determined thought in his mind, and then the redheaded stranger ruined everything. Or maybe he was Stan's savior. "That's tragic, we've only just met." Oneshot Stan/Kyle AU
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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What Desperate Times Call For reviews
A nuclear holocaust. A powerful Italian army. The end of the Old World and the New. It's high time to take some desperate measures.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010
Theology reviews
Lucas asks a very important question.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Complete
Snapshots reviews
As he moved deeper into to core of his mind, he noticed that it was getting darker..." Theme 2: Light: Featuring Spain's "other face". Theme 3: Dark: Featuring Russia and his issues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010
Harry Potter and the Prophetic Demigod reviews
England has a prophetic dream about the upcoming War of 1812, and Harry laughs at Percy from atop his lofty pile of cash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/28/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
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