Author has written 10 stories for NCIS, Misc. Books, and Tribe.
How the characters in my story are like me
Spartan the dog- I volunteer at our local shelter and there was a dog there named Spartan and he was a great dog.
The guy at the animal shelter named Mike- There is a guy named Mike at my animal shelter who is the head coordinator for adoptions.
Brent has ADHD- I have ADD
Kate loves Superman and her B-day is September 25th – my name is Kate, I love Superman and my B-day is September 25th
Siobhan O’Neil- my middle name is Siobhan
Seamus O'Neil- my second dogs name was Seamus
Kate, Brent, and Danica are adopted- I am also adopted
All the songs anyone sings- if you haven't noticed are country songs and I am a huge fan of country music
The quote by Brad Meltzer- one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite books The book of lies.
Cassidy Ilsa Hale- her middle name taken from one of my favorite movies “Casablanca” and her first name taken from and actress Cassidy Freeman from my favorite show Smallville
Clayton Earnest Hale and Tyler Monroe Murray- Tyler Monroe Murray is the husband of one of my favorite singers Jewel and Clayton Earnest is from another singer I like “Clay Walker”
Like Tim McGee my name is an anagram for my story Kat A. Fonell = Kate Fallon
They do horseback riding in my story- I horseback ride
the two horses Ruby and Taz- are 2 of the horses at the barn I ride at and yes Taz is a retired racer
When ever Kate is drinking soda its root beer- my all time favorite drink (No caffeine)
Birthday gift of Go forward Dog tags- I own a pair to help find a cure for paralysis
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!
( If YOU are a child abuser, get a fricken life, and I hope you die while you rot in HELL! )
Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together. (Yankee White, 1.01) Rule #1: Never screw (over) your partner. (Blowback, 4.14) Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Yankee White, 1.01) Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (Yankee White, 1.01) Rule #3: Never be unreachable. (Deception, 3.13) Rule #4: If you have a secret, the best thing is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third-best. (Blowback, 4.14) Rule #6: Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness. (Flesh and Blood, 7.12) Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. (Reveille, 1.23)
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. (Probie, 3.10) Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. (One Shot, One Kill, 1.13)
Rule #10: Never get personally involved in a case. (Obsession, 7.21)
Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away. (Semper Fidelis, 6.24)
Rule #12: Never date a co-worker. (Enigma, 1.15) Rule #13 Never, ever involve lawyers. (Collateral Damage, 6.07) Rule #15: Always work as a team. (Leap of Faith, 5.05) Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Silver War, 3.04) Rule #22: Never, ever interrupt Gibbs in interrogation. (Smoked, 4.10) Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee. (Forced Entry, 2.09) Rule #27: There are two ways to follow: 1st way they never notice you; 2nd way they only notice you. (Jack Knife, 7.15) Rule #38: Your case, your lead. (Bounce, 6.16)
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence. (Obsession, 7.21)
Rule #40: If it seems like someone's out to get you, they are. (Borderland, 7.22)
Rule #44: First things first, hide the women and children. (Rule Fifty-One, 7.24; first mentioned in Patriot Down, 7.23) Rule #45: Clean up your messes. (Rule Fifty-One, 7.24) Rule #51: Sometimes - You're wrong. (Rule Fifty-One, 7.24)
Unofficial Rule A: Never apologize, as it's a sign of weakness.
Unofficial Rule B: We don't believe in coincidence.
Unofficial Rule C: But we do believe in bad luck.
Unofficial Rule D: Don't speak geek speak, speak English.
Unofficial Rule E: Head slap only the back of your underlings' heads: anything else would be demeaning (Gibbs once said a slap on the face was humiliating, whereas a cuff to the back of the head was a wake up call).
Unofficial Rule F: Always anticipate
Unofficial Rule G: Know how to do every job that your underlings can do (this rule falls down if one your underlings happens to be Tim McGee, but we would all get a good laugh watching Gibbs trying to hack into the CIA's computers)
Unofficial Rule H: If a computer doesn’t work, hit it.
Unofficial Rule I: Always acknowledge good work by underlings.
Unofficial Rule J: When using Truth by Intimidation, always remain silent for at least a count of 5 after doing the act of intimidation, at which point the canary will sing.
Unofficial Rule K: When in the interrogation room, stop the recording devices when the information strays into personal matters irrelevant to the investigation (e.g., don’t ask/don’t tell rules for gay Marines, revelations of unrequited love)
Unofficial Rule L: When your cell phone breaks, have DiNozzo "fix" it (unwrap a new one from the supply drawer)
Unofficial Rule M: Always ask for permission to touch the body: it belongs to the M.Examiner (Ducky has been known to get stroppy if anyone spoils his crime scene, he reportedly threw somebody down a hill).
Unofficial Rule N: When doing a shootout, don’t kill the hostage and avoid shooting off their ear.
Unofficial Rule O: Don't call Ziva 'Ma'am' and don’t call Jenny 'Madam Director', if you want to live.
Unofficial Rule P: When hacking the CIA, give underlings a get out of jail free pass.
Unofficial Rule Q: When breaking others' rules, do not get caught.
Unofficial Rule R: If you want to gain access to a secure area to investigate, carry a cup of coffee and some paperwork and act like you belong.
Unofficial Rule S: Never, ever (ever) get Ziva angry.
1. Never lie to Abby
2. Remember her birthday!
3. Treat the team as family: desertion not permitted!
4. Scientists do not rely on luck.
5. Gibbs' gut is allowed to be lucky because he is not a scientist.
6. Don't forget to defrag your computer.
7. Trust the evidence.
8. Trust Gibbs.
9. Trust the team!
10. Dress codes are for other people.
11. Be kind to your equipment./ Always keep a spare(Caff-Pow)
12. Be happy!
One real Abby rule is rule number 10: always have a reserve AND rule 1: Never lie to Abby (toxic 21x6)
1. When in doubt, speak geek.
2. When colleagues insist that the characters in your book are based on them, repeat the word "fiction" as many times as possible.
3. When the computers don't work and the computer technicians won't work, fix them yourself.
4. Always speak the truth.
5. Always be respectful and polite, no matter what the provocation.
6. Take all possible opportunities to get the revenge of the nerd, whilst maintaining very polite language.
7. Use vocabulary and implacable will to intimidate the person you interrogate.
8. Be willing to stand up to gangleaders, by using your height to stare down upon them.
9. Don't ask, so that they won't have to tell.
10. Avoid heights. 11. Always play the MIT card
1. Never sit on the sidelines when your people need you.
2. If a sexually attractive female is involved in the case ALWAYS hit on her.
3. Never underestimate your opponent.
4. Always seek out a movie analogy.
5. Take every opportunity to do a Tommy Lee Jones speech from the Fugitive.
6. When doing Tommy Lee Jones impressions, get the accent right.
7. Always defuse a situation with humour rather than resorting to authoritarianism.
8. Always make sure your work is done but make it look like you are just lazing around.
9. If said work is not yet done, come back in the middle of the night to complete it.
10. Do not fall in love when working undercover.
11. Do not go undercover posing as the boyfriend of anyone.
12. Be very careful whom you tongue-kiss: it might be a man in disguise.
13. Never pick on a probie when he is down.
14. Maintain the morale of the rest of the team, even when you have sufficient experience to be really very worried about Gibbs.
15. Develop a firstname working relationship with the Director but defer to Gibbs.
16. Don't drink the boss' coffee-ever.
17. When a male murder victim is married, the wife did it.
One of DiNozzo's actual rules is never date a woman who eats more than you, I think it maybe 8 (clarify please). nr. 3 is also real (hiatius?)
1. If it annoys you, kill it.
2. Attack first, ask questions later.
3. Drive fast; its the best way to avoid roadside bombs
SOME OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES
in border land
Abby: (about mini-Pow) What the biohazerdous material is this?
in sub rosa
(After an emergency blow has sent the sub rocketing to the surface)
Gibbs: Yeah. That's what they all tell me.
Ziva: Is he always this juvenile?
McGee: Only on the days of the week ending in day.
Tony: There was a charge on my credit card for a vintage barbie doll; career girl outfit?
McGee: Oh, with the matching briefcase and pumps?
McGee: I had a girlfirend who collected once. We used to- ...We'd line 'em up on the-
Tony: I lost respect for you at the word "pumps"...
Gibbs: I’d hate to start smacking you like I do DiNozzo
Abby: You wouldn’t. You would?
Gibbs: It won’t be on the head.
Ziva: His name is Max
McGee: Oh, add a Snapple cap that said that the most popular name for a pet in the United States is Max
Tony: That’s funny, I thought it was Tim
Ziva: Keep what in his pants?
Tony: You're kidding right? (hums beat and claps)
Tony: Yeah. Dancing.
(the team arrives at the scene, a police officer greets Tony)
Officer: Special Agent Gibbs?
Tony: Uh, no... he's the older gentleman with the smile on his face.
don remember the episode
Tony: Aren't you hot?
*Ziva: [smirks] I've been told that before.
*Tony: I'm talking about temperature!
*Ziva: Stop complaining. This is what winter feels like in Israel.
*Tony: Well, we're not in Israel. We're in the good, old U.S. of A, my little immigrant friend, where we like to embrace central air, not melanoma.
Gibbs: How was the pawn shop?
*Ziva: I hit a stone wall.
*Tony: It's a brick wall.
*Ziva: No, it was a stone wall. I backed up too quickly.
Ziva: (After Tony receives a phone call) So, test results came back already?
*Tony: (Sarcastic) Yes, I'm pregnant, McGee is going to be very proud.*Kate: Gibbs thought he saw a bomb.
*Gibbs: (annoyed) What do you mean 'thought'?
*Kate: Do I really have to say it?
*Gibbs: Say what?
*Ducky: Yes, Kate. Say what?
...*Kate: You need glasses, Gibbs. Are you happy?
[The house behind them suddenly explodes. Everyone hits the dirt]
*Gibbs: (slowly lifting his head) Sorry. I didn't quite catch that last part...
Ziva: If anyone is going to go to Iraq it should be me.
*Nikki: It is my area of expertise, I have a lot of contacts there.
*Ziva: As do I.
*Nikki: Mine are still breathing.
*Ziva: As are...most of mine.
Tony: "Six letter word for a reason to commit a crime."
*Tony: "That's seven letters."
*Gibbs: "Still works for me."
Tony: Define 'lost', McGee. I know exactly where we are. We're between a tree and a bush, directly underneath the earth's sun.
*McGee: Well you're not showing up on the map, let me restart the scan.
*Tony: You might wanna hurry. Ziva's turning in circles; either the trail's gone cold, or she's about to mark her territory.*Tony: (pointing at McGee's enormous coffee mug) Good morning, Probie Pan. Where did you pick that up? Neverland?*Tony: Maybe it was you McGee. The one-armed man. Thought it was one of those vets we met at the Walter Reed Hospital.
*McGee: Wrong case Tony.
*Tony: We even have a case? We already got the guy. What are we doing? What did we miss? What's happening?
*McGee: (to Ziva) They gave him painkillers.
*Tony: My fingers are...finging...Hmm. (Elevator door dings) Oooh! You hear that?*Abby (imitating Gibbs): Next time you send one of my team home you clear it with me first, Director.
*Abby (imitating Jenny): Oh I didn't know I needed your permission to manage my own personnel Agent Gibbs.
*Abby (imitating Gibbs): Your personnel?
*Abby (imitating Jenny): Last time I checked it said Director on my door not yours!
*Abby: The kids don't like it when Mommy and Daddy fight!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's computers. It's your thing. If I had a thing, I would show it off all the time.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [entering] There are rules against that, DiNozzo.
Gibbs: When you look at me like that, McGee, I have this overwhelmingly urge to head slap you.
Nicknames Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Boss Gibbs (Mainly by Abby, sometimes by Jen on rare occasion Tony and McGee) Silver Fox Bastard (By most women. We learn that Tobias Fornell is called a Bastard as well) Bossman El Jefe ("Iced" Season 3) Probie (Franks calls him that in "Hiatus" Season 3) (Update: Also in season 6 episode 15) Jethro (Normally only by Jen, Ducky, Tobias Fornell, or Mike Franks. And by Ziva in Hiatus part 2) Captain One-Shot Gibbs ("Last Man Standing" Season 6) Pa (by DiNozzo in "Last Man Standing" Season 6) Dad (by DiNozzo in "Last Man Standing" Season 6x2) Smokey ("Cloak" Season 6 Episode 8) Gunny High School Principal (Gibbs refers himself to as a High School Principal in Season 2) LJ ("Heartland" Season 6 Episode 4 Fearless leader Daddy (when Gibbs and Jenny are arguing in "Twisted Sister" Season 4 Episode 9) L.J. Tibbs (in McGee's book) Sweetie (Ducky calls him this in "Broken Bird" Season 6) El Magnifico (one of Abby's many pet names) Alvin Thomas (undercover name in "One Shot, One Kill", 1x13) Agent Interesting Name (Murder 2.0) Gibblet
Abby Abs Vampirestein8782 Little Lotus Blossom (By Ducky in "Twisted Sister" Season 4 Episode 9
HeLrAiSer32 Miss-Cold-Ember B2Killerzs Cyberskank1982 Hot Dark Angel (By Mikel Mawher on his web page for Abby in "Bloodbath" Season 3 Episode 21)
Deathstlkr49 Miss Gibbs ("Forced Entry" 2x09) 4renschik (her numberplate in "Dog Tags" Season 5) Abby-normal (Nine Lives 6x05) 5 Finger Sciuto Abigail (Mainly by Ducky that we know of) Scuito ("Bait" season 3) Miss Scuito (By Director Vance through out Season 6. Also by a doctor in "Haitus" Part 1 Season 3 Episode 23) Forensic Scientist Extraordinaire (In "Judgment Day" Season 5 Episode 18) Amy (in McGee's book) Vampirestein Energizer Abby (Voyuers Web)
Anthony D. DiNozzo
Tony Boss (By McGee on a few accounts and once by Gibbs in "Bait" Season 3 Episode 18 and in "Bounce" Season 6 Episode 16)
Big D ("Model Behavior" Season 3 Episode ) Spanky ("SWAK" Season 2 Episode 22 Honeybuns ("Head Case" Season 3 Episode15 by Naomi (Tony's girlfriend at the time) and apparently by Gibbs!) My little hairy butt ("Under Covers" Season 3) Sex machine (Conspiracy Theory 2x19) DiNutso (Fornell's way of saying his last name) Gus Bricker (undercover name Split Decision Season 1) Tony DiNardo (undercover with Jeanne, Through out Season 4 Ending at Season 5 Episode 2 "Family") El Segundo Dee-Nozzo (By Ziva not sure what episode)
Brad, Bruce ("Pop Life" Season 2 Episode 16) Willard ("Chimera" Season 5 Episode 6) DiNosey ("Capitol Offense" Season 6 Episode 3) DiNoseyo ("South by Southwest" Season 6 Episode 17)
Bandit ("Cloak" 6x08) Senior Field Agent (Mentions that to McGee when he doesn't want to do something)
Bone head (by Gibbs and a few others) Jean Paul ("Under Covers" Season 3 Episode 8 ) Tommy (In McGee's book) DiNozzo (Abby in "Bounce" Season 6 Episode16 Tango Eight (A code name Jen gave him in Seasons 4-5) Wingnut
Trainee ("Agent Afloat" Season 6 Episode 2) Bubba ("Hung Out to Dry" Season 1 Episode 2) "That Italian Kid" ("Call of Silence", Season 2 Episode 7) Very Special Agent DiNozzo
"Very Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, boy who cried wolf and who must now suffer from periodontal disease from it." (Season 5 Episode 2 "Family" Refers to himself as this as he's on the phone after announcing he needs to go to a Dentist appointment, but neither, Gibbs, McGee, nor Ziva believe him, because as we all know as he was on an under cover in Season 4 and an episode in Season 5. They don't let him go so when he answers the phone he refers himself to that.) *Sorry for super long explanation please don't delete* Junior (by his father in "Flesh and Blood" 7x12)
Aqua Smurf (“Dead Man Walking” 4x16) Backstabber Banacek ("Deception", 3x13) Boss ("Last man standing" 6x01) Charlie Brown ("Witch Hunt" 4x06) Chucklehead ("Head Case" Season 3) Daniel McBoone ("Hide and Seek" 6x19)
Dead Agent Walking (“Twisted Sister” 4x09) Dork ("Black Water" 2x11) Elf Lord Gore Vidal ("Smoked" 4x10)
Inspector Gadget ("Family" 5x02) Knucklehead ("Head Case" Season 3) Ladder Hugger
Major McTom ("Requiem" 5x07) McBarfbag ("Chimera" 5x06) McBitter ("Guilty Pleasures" 7x19) McCheat ("About Face" 5x17") McChitty Chat ("Legend Part 1", 6x22) McContrary ("Legend Part 1" 6x22) McCranky ("Caged" 6x12) McDetail ("Deliverance" 6x15)
McEgghead ("Broken Bird" 6x13)
McFlabby ("Witch Hunt" 4x06) McFlower Power ("Bloodbath" 3x21) McFreaky ("Stakeout" 5x12) McGarnagle ("Broken Bird" 6x13)
McGeek ("Angel of Death" 4x24) McGeekle ("Grace Period" 4x19)
McGeeko ("Requiem" 5x07) McGenius ("Legend", part 2, 6x23) McGiggle ("Corporal Punishment" 5x10) McGnome ("Collateral Damage" 6x07) McGnomer ("Power Down" 7x08)
McGoo ("Identity Crisis" 5x04) McGoogle ("Requiem" 5x07) McGoon McGPS ("Dagger" 6x09) McGruff ("Dog Tags" 5x13) McGullible ("Dagger" 6x09) McKilljoy ("Collateral Damage" 6x07)
McLawyer (“Smoked,” 4x10) McLovin ("Deliverance" 6x15)
McLover ("Designated Target" 5x08)
McMotherboard ("Deliverance" 6x15) McMuse ("Dog Tags" 5x13) McNerd ("Corporal Punishment" 5x10) McOz ("Judgment Day" 5x18) McPanic (7x14 "Masquerade") McPinkerton ("Road Kill" 6x10)
McProbie McProbius ("Dog Tags" 5x13) McRanger Rick ("Hide and Seek" 6x19)
McRomeo ("In the Zone" 5x15) McRough McScout ("Dagger" 6x09, "Hide and Seek", 6x19) McShipmate ("Last Man Standing" 6x01) McSmarty Pants ("Child's Play" 7x09)
McSnapper ("Legend", part 1, 6x22) McSneaky ("Recoil" 5x16) McSniper ("The Inside Man" 7x3)
McSofty ("Caged" 6x12) McTardy McTim ("Requiem" 5x07) ("Child's Play" 7x09) McTimex (“Twisted Sister” 4x09) McZero ("Internal Affairs" 5x14) Michael Jackson (“Sub Rosa” 1x07) Mr. Mildly Neurotic Introvert with a Highly Sensitive Ego ("In the Dark" 4x22) Mr. Peabody ("Deception", 3x13) Neanderboy ("Doppelganger", 2x12) Picklehead ("Head Case" Season 3) Plucky ("Light Sleeper" 3x14) Probie Probie Pan ("Tribes" 5x11) Probie-san ("Leap of Faith" 5x05) Probie Wan Kenobi Probilicious ("Leap of Faith" 5x05) Scout Boy ("Hide and Seek", 6x19) Special Agent Goodwrench ("Lt. Jane Doe", 2x04) Spider Mike ("Cloak" 6x08) Sponge Bob ("Black Water" 2x11) The Ghost of David Niven ("Deception", 3x13) The McGee ("Caged", 6x12) Thom E. Gemcity (mostly "Cover Story", 4x20) Tiny Tim ("Silent Night", 6x11) Tim Timmy Timothy (by Ducky) Very Special Agent McGee
Amadeus Archangel Bat Girl ("Boxed In" Season 3 Episode12 Crazy Chick ("Under Covers" 3x8) Crazy Israeli Chick Crazy Israeli Chick With Impulse Issues ("Designated Target" 5x8 Crazy Ninja Fighting Israeli Chick David-o ("Legend Part 1," 6x22) Gina ("Recoil", 5 x16) Gretel ("Boxed In" 3 x12 Lisa (in McGee's book) Little Israeli ("Shalom" 4 x 1 Pistol Pack'n Mama Pocahontas ("Road Kill" 6 x 10)
Sick Chick ("Probie" 3 x 10 Sweet Cheeks ("Under Covers" 3 x 8) My Ninja ("Nine Lives" 6 x 5) Widow Woman ("Cloak" 6 x 8) Houdini ("Deception" 3 x 13) Mossad Hunting Dog ("Dagger" 6 x 9) la Bonita ("Deliverance" 6 x 15) Sophie ("Under Covers" 3 x 8) Officer David Officer Ziva David Probie (season 7)
Wingnut Zee-vah ("Frame-Up, 3x09) Ziver (by Gibbs)
Jennifer Shepard Jen Jenny Madame Director (Doesn't like to get called that. Normally snaps at people but not Gibbs. Was first called this by Gibbs in "Kill Ari Part 1 3x1) Ma'am Director Director Shepard Mommy ("Twisted Sister", 4x09) Fearless Leader (Tony "Judgment Day" 5x18)
Donald Mallard Charles Doctor Duck (only Jethro has permission to call him this) Duckman Ducky Rubber Ducky ("Cloak" 6x8) Doctor Mallard Donnie (by Jordan "Broken Bird" 6x13) Donald (by his mother) Duckster ("Agent Afloat" 6x2) Duckman ("Bete Noire" season 1)
Jimmy Palmer Autopsy Gremlin ("Model Behavior" 3x11) Black Lung ("Shalom" season 4) Jimster Mini Mallard ("About Face" 5x17) Baby Gibbs ("About Face" 5x17) Love Machine ("Cloak" 6x8) Pimmy Jalmer (from McGee's book) Mr. Palmer
Kate Secret Service chick (by Tony inYankee White" 1x1) Katie (She hates to get called that) Lulu ("Pop Life" Season 2) Rosefern (secret service codename) Todd Special Agent Todd Special Agent Caitlin Todd Caitlin (Normally by Ducky that we know of)
Charles (Abby's Assistant)
Director VanceThe Toothpick
Quarterback Papa Smurf "daddy" Ratings Whisperer
Pauley Perrette P
Michael Weatherly Hollywood (by his father)
Sean Murray Baby Duck
Cote de PabloCote (pronounced co-tee - that was how she pronounced it herself in one of the DVD extras) is actually a nickname. Her real name is María José de Pablo... She is AKA as Cote De 'Problems ' (By Michael Weatherly in a DVD extra as well.) cote de zur Cotes (one of the many cast nicknames for Cote- pronounced coats)
David McCallum Ducky Illya Kurayakin
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running alongside Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military references. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
15. When anyone says your obsessed, you reply starts "Yeah, Gibbs would say that."
16. You have hooked your family and friends as well
17. On Tuesday, your friends ask and answer the question, "What are you doing tonight? Oh wait, it’s a Tuesday, never mind."
18. You make it a point to drink coffee black
19. You attempt to dress up as one of the characters on Halloween
20. You reference NCIS in your homework
21. When your friend can’t remember where he/she parked, you say "Put a BOLO out."
If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.
"You Know You're OBSESSED with NCIS when.."
You sing the song Tony sings when he goes undercover
You cry when Jenny dies
You cried on Judgment Day & kept crying even after Jenny died & you sat @ the TV screaming & yelling & cussing ( totally me and I still fucking do it)
You cry when Kate dies but in your head you say "yes, TIVA!"
You keep waiting for the return of Jenny so there can be JIBBS
You keep thinking "this is the eppy where Tony and Ziva get together.. but it never happens and you think "maybe next week"
You have Tuesday @ 8:00 checked off on your TV, circled on your calendar, & written on your hand
When you write under a photo description of facebook "i can come up with 200 ways to kill you with this spoon" when you're holding up a spoon with your BFF next to you
When you can come up with 200 ways to kill someone with a paperclip & spoon
When "it's kinda fun" is your catch phrase
When all your friends said they 'hated' NCIS.. a day later "OMG! NCIS is SOO GUD!!" your work here is done