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Joined 02-22-10, id: 2265377, Profile Updated: 09-07-11
Author has written 10 stories for Sherlock.

Well, I write crappy fanfiction.

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5 Times Holmes 'Borrowed' Watson's Clothes by Jennistar1 reviews
Another 5 times fic because I adore them! Holmes is so naughty! Enjoy! Eventual slash...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
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There's a Monster in the Study reviews
Just a little Mycroft/Lestrade fluff with an added bonus.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Reality reviews
Mycroft and Gregory the night before their wedding. It does not go quite the way that they had expected.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Of Little Hobbits and Great Wizards reviews
A look at Sherlock and Mycroft's relationship throughout their childhoods and what exactly went so wrong.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Make Him Proud reviews
Gregory Lestrade has lost everything and nobody notices. Except Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Bonam Noctem, Ama reviews
Mycroft is grateful that Sherlock gave Gregory the two pills to end his pain. He's even more grateful that Sherlock gave them time to say goodbye.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Monster in the Green House reviews
Sherlock had been tormented all of his early life by a cousin. Mycroft had watched from the shadows but eventually he'd had enough. Mycroft took action and Sherlock saw a side to his brother that he admired.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Ever Ticking Clock reviews
Before Sherlock had met John, he had tried to kill himself. He had, of course, failed, but how and why?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Definite Suicide reviews
When John Watson received some horrible news, the only person anyone thought to call was Sherlock. But, being a sociopath, could Sherlock deal with the situation and help John grieve? Rated only for swearing to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tea? reviews
Holmes and Watson are exhausted after a case, and settle down to do one of the mundane activites they both enjoy. A little bit of slashy fluff. Rated for a couple of swears.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Deduction reviews
Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 40,974 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete