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Joined 02-22-10, id: 2265429, Profile Updated: 09-03-12
Author has written 8 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, Harry Potter, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

Hi everyone!

I have changed my username to make it coincide with the one I've been using the most as of late, which is also the one I'm known by in the rest of the wide world of fanfiction.

It was mostly vampire-related fandoms that introduced me to this huge phenomenon, but believe it or not, I'm mainly reading and writing about Harry Potter right now. You just can't see it because I publish most of my stuff on another website and in another language. I have considered translating some of it, but it's proving harder than it first seemed, so it may take a while or I may not do it at all.

Just so you know, I specialize in sweet little Ron/Hermione moments and parodies. Lots of them. I am also thinking of a more serious project - my own version of what happened during that 19-year gap. Again, I don't know whether I'll actually do it or not.

And yes, liking Harry Potter and Twilight at the same time, for entirely different reasons, is physically possible and not necessarily a contradiction. I am living proof of that, thank you very much. Also, not all Twilighters are stupid and not all of them swoon, scream or drool at the mention of Edward. I am proof of that too. I respect Twilight haters - I myself don't love it quite as much as I used to -, just as long as they are civil and can give me good, rational reasons for their hate.
Examples:
"I don't like Twilight because I think it has a weak plot/the characters aren't realistic/I prefer a more traditional representation of vampires" is good.
"I hate Twilight because it just deserves to be hated and both the author and the fans are stupid and should die" is not.
See what I mean? Come on, it's not that hard...

Hufflepuff Pride - or, Reasons to be Glad that Pottermore Sorted me into Hufflepuff

- There is very little info about Hufflepuffs. More room for fanfiction.
- Hufflepuffs are particularly good FINDERS! (Had to say that...)
- No one ever suspects the Hufflepuff.
- I FIND (yeah, I know, it's getting old already) our animal mascot to be the cutest of the four.
- Our Common Room and dormitories are the coziest and are located in the very best position for a midnight snack; also, the way of entering is the most peculiar of all. If you think I'm going to tell you what it is, you are sadly mistaken. Hufflepuffs can keep secrets, you know?
- Twilight lovers should love Hufflepuff because Cedric looks soooo much like Edward for some mysterious reason...
- ... but Twilight haters should love us too, because it's one of us who provided you with one more way to make fun of it.
- We have Tonks. 'Nuff said. We have The Amazing Girl With Technicolor Hair.
- The cases of Tonks and Hannah prove that our girls have great taste in men.
- Since when are loyalty and hard work the values of a load of duffers?
- Everyone expects Ravenclaws to be smart and witty, Gryffindors to be heroic (if a bit reckless), Slytherins to be ambitious and potentially, potentially being the keyword, evil and Hufflepuffs to be... what? Nothing! We can be ourselves! There are no clichés and no awfully high standards. If we don't excel, no one is too sorely disappointed; on the other hand, if we achieve something great, everyone is even more pleasantly surprised.

I, SimplyMe514, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC Forum.

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Crush II: Ostinato by MissMelysse reviews
The second novel-length part of the CRUSHverse. (Follows HELLO FROM EARTH...) Data/Zoe continues. What was once only friendship might be building to something more. NOTE: Strong T-rating overall, but some chapters are M-rated, and are marked accordingly.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,530 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Data, OC
Dudley's Daughter by theinkwell33 reviews
Dudley Dursley's daughter, Amelia, is a witch. When she turns eleven, Harry Potter must introduce his cousin to the world of witchcraft and wizardry, and Amelia must prepare to start school at Hogwarts alongside James Sirius Potter and Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,263 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W., Dudley D., James S. P.
Lower Decks by Aesop reviews
There's more to the Star Trek universe than just the people we see in the show. There are always people behind the scenes. I thought they deserved some stories of their own. The canon characters will make brief appearances, but will not be a primary focus of the stories.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,819 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 3/14/2015
You Hit Me Like a Cosmic Blast by NymphettEcho reviews
I awaken from a cryogenic state two centuries into the future. A very convincing doctor persuades me to accept Starfleet's offer to join its new Deep Space Program. The starship I will be joining as part guest, part Old Earth leading authority is the USS Enterprise. The perks? Constant contact with tall, dark, handsome, and pointy-ears!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,475 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Spock, OC
Conociendo el futuro 3 El prisionero de Azkaban by Grytherin18-Friki reviews
Es el momento de leer el tercer libro, donde se irá descubriendo los auténticos acontecimiento de la noche en que murieron James y Lily Potter. Libro 3/7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Spanish - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,194 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Marauders
Meeting The Ambassador by lecreatiflulu reviews
Extended from a one-shot. Amanda takes up a post in the Vulcan Embassy after finishing her further education. A story of Amanda and Sarek's first meeting. And oh the sparks that did fly!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 172,249 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Sarek, Amanda G.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,567 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
The Fighter of the Second Quarter Quell by loudmist reviews
The 50th Hunger Games: the Quarter Quell. From the moment of the Reaping to the train ride home; Haymitch Abernathy's account of becoming a victor of District 12. M for violence/gore.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
The Star Trek Original Series Uchronia by Eliza Donelittle reviews
Leonard & the Big Bang Theory gang go to a fancy dress party and end up switching places with the crew of the Starship Enterprise (original series). They have to deal with the voyage of the Starship Enterprise while trying to figure out how to get home. Meanwhile Captain Kirk & crew have the same problem in The Big Bang Theory universe.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,736 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 10/20/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock, Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Leave It To Us by ThatSassyCaptain reviews
The Enterprise is on a less than routine mission in a dangerous portion of space. Sandwiched between Tholian Space and the Klingon Empire, the Enterprise is attacked by an unknown vessel which leaves them nearly dead in the water. With disaster upon them, Nurse Chapel and Lieutenant Uhura find it up the themselves to figure things out and figure them quick.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,788 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - C. Chapel, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Uhura
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,712 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
The Rise and Fall of Harry J Potter by Muffliato reviews
All was well. Truly, it was. Harry Potter was so happy that not even Rita Skeeter's newest biography could spoil things. Okay, fine, so maybe he'd 'forgotten' to mention parts of his past to his loved ones—it wasn't like this disaster could end in Azkaban sentences or pygmy puff invasions, right? Right. He was worrying about nothing... Canon compliant, pre-Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,110 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Rita S., Hermione G.
The London Ward by GallifreyanPanicMoon reviews
7 years after Mary Poppins' visit, the Banks children have grown up to see their world torn apart in almighty war. It is June 1917, Jane is now 17 and working as a nurse, Michael 14 but eager to fight for his country. When London is bombed and the two siblings rescued by a familiar stranger, the Banks realise their world needs all the hope it can get. But where is Mary Poppins now?
Mary Poppins - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,208 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Mary P., Bert A., Jane B., Michael B.
To Honor and Protect by starfleetdream reviews
Passion drove them to bond so quickly. There is much they don't yet even know. Now what? This is the sequel to "Gratified By Your Company." 3/31/15: In posting Part 2 of this story, I'd like to dedicate it to the memory of Leonard Nimoy, and to DC Fontana. Without his portrayal of Spock, and her story development, we never would have had Sarek & Amanda.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 57 - Words: 211,771 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Surfacing by Jane D2 reviews
"The retraining of your mind has been in the Vulcan way, so you may not understand feelings. But as my son, you have them. They will surface." Set between "The Voyage Home" and "The Final Frontier"
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,509 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Complete
My Name Is Odo (formerly titled Reclamation) by Gelana reviews
Post Series Finale- Odo is in the Gamma Quadrant helping heal worlds wounded by the Founders, but he cannot stop thinking about the woman he left behind.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Kira N., Odo
Got One Hundred Steps to Go (Tonight I'll Make it Ninety Nine) by rayrae118 reviews
Last in the Promise series! The end is coming, and Harry and his friends are working hard in preparation. Of course, it's not easy when you feel like you're reading a book in which every other page is missing. How will they find the horcruxes? How can Harry hope to defeat Voldemort? Good thing he's got his friends. And Ginny. Don't forget about Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,909 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 105 - Words: 660,465 - Reviews: 3187 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Conociendo el futuro 2 La cámara de los secretos by Grytherin18-Friki reviews
A llegado la hora de leer el segundo libro, mientras una pelirroja intenta no sucumbir a las pesadillas que tuvo ese año, un azabache intentara que los sentimientos que tiene por la hermana pequeña de su mejor amigo no vayan a más. Libro 2/7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Spanish - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 162,829 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Drabble like a Tribble prompts by cilepe reviews
Drabbles. I will update periodically with new prompts, though they won't always be in a new chapter. Check back often if you want to keep up. Feel free to suggest prompts/ideas by way of reviews or private message. I'd love to hear from you!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 15,506 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012
Romione: 30 Day OTP Challenge by Ashleopard reviews
What the title says! 30 days of daily updates based off prompts written with Ron/Hermione! Rated T for language and adult themes in certain places. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,850 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Lights Will Guide You Home (And I Promise I Will Burn For You) by rayrae118 reviews
Third in the Promise series. Harry's sixth year. How will Harry and his friends prepare to combat the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,598 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Ginny W., Minerva M. - Complete
Wading Into the Unknown by Chelsie Dagger reviews
After the 2013 Christmas Special. It all started with a day at the beach. Extremely extended ending! This has it all; intrigue, romance, angst, irony, betrayal, humor, more romance, London, seduction, healing and Chelsie! Key characters; Carson, Hughes, Thomas, Mary, Beryl, Edith, Molesley, Mrs. Butte, Miss Baxter, Anna and Bates. COMPLETE! 2014 Highclere Award- 'Chelsie Fluff'
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 125 - Words: 266,125 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [C. Carson, E. Hughes] Molesley, Edith C. - Complete
Every Tear Falls Down For a Reason (But I Promise I Won't Cry For You) by rayrae118 reviews
Sequel to It's OK Not To Be OK. Second in the Promise series. Harry's fifth year. A growing threat looms, a war approaches. How will Harry and his friends prepare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,660 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Very Starkid Fanfic by YourPontmercyFriend reviews
AVPM, Quirrell and Voldemort are together and adopt an 11 year old witch. Quirrellmort. Quirrelmort. Quirrelldemort. T for awkwardness, Scarfy, and PDA. The writing is rocky for a loong time, bear with me this was my first fanfic. Major crack going on here and some feels along with it. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 100,011 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Diaries of Crookshanks the Cat by TeenMuggle reviews
I, Crookshanks, am a cat. Proud and fluffy. This is the story of how I got myself a new pet, and how I protected her from an evil imposter. Fluff mainly. Just a bit of a silly little story to occupy me until I get inspiration for my Ancient Relics sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Crookshanks - Complete
His Boy by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
Peter Pettigrew has been captured and Sirius Black has been cleared of all charges. Now he is determined to raise his godson as his dead best friends wanted. Little Potter characters and humor ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 252,170 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Coveted Gift by ConstanceScully reviews
Sequel to A Dangerous Combination. More twists and turns for Mildred and Miss Hardbroom in Cackles Academy.
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,780 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Mildred H., C. Hardbroom - Complete
As It Began by AsItBegan reviews
When Snape is sent to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter on his 11th birthday, will he still be able to hate Harry after meeting the Dursleys? Harry is a first year at Hogwarts. HP & SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,492 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sure-Spock Holmes and Dr Leonard Watson by Danzinora Switch reviews
A simple scientific mission takes a darker turn when there's a murder at the hotel. Suddenly Spock and McCoy are caught in a web of murder, love, and greed all wrapped up in a lonely hotel isolated during a storm. Other genres include Suspense/Drama.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/23/2013 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
There Goes The Canon by DesertChocolate reviews
Rewrite. Dumbledore was always a little bit mad. So when a Muggle man from another world drops in his office with knowledge he shouldn't have, he chooses the mad thing to do. Give him a job as the DA professor instead of Umbridge. Made to kill Mary Sues!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,092 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P.
It's OK Not To Be OK (But I Promise, I'm Trying) by rayrae118 reviews
First in the Promise series. AU from the end of PoA. When McGonagall finds out what Dumbledore condemned Harry to by leaving him with the Dursleys all those years ago, she is determined to do something. Now being translated into German by EliasAmyNightcorePotterGleeFan!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,134 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Conociendo el futuro 1 La piedra filosofal by Grytherin18-Friki reviews
Harry, Hermione, los Weasley y un grupo de personas llegan a una sala desconocida para leer el primer año del trío. Libros 1/7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Spanish - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,668 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Good Ship Name of Ship by Daystar Searcher reviews
Captain Daystar Searcher and her intrepid crew of fictional characters travel throughout the FanficVerse, saving well-written characters in bad stories, harvesting adverbs, getting hijacked by Mary Sues, thwarting wrongheaded pairings, etc.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Hiding at Hogwarts by Healer Pomfrey reviews
After Harry's second Hogwarts year, he decides to hide at Hogwarts instead of going back to the Dursleys. However, this plan leads to unexpected realisations and consequences. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,819 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Secrets by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
CoS according to Ginny: Nobody noticed anything wrong for an entire year. How did she slip so far from her family and friends? Angst and betrayal, but also mysteries, jokes, an enchanted suit of armor, and a guaranteed happy ending. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 169,102 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 9/26/2003 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Mysterious Happenings at the Diplomatic Conference by Jestress reviews
Amanda's fondness for scary stories leads her to suspect that something sinister is happening at the trade negotiations Sarek is attending.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
The Quidditch Nazi by Vernicy Psyche reviews
Hello. My name is Oliver Wood. Welcome to Quidditch practice, although I hear the twins call it Boot Camp. Fitting name, don'tcha think? You can call me the Quidditch Nazi. I promise you: you don't play my my rules, and I'll make your life a living hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,252 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Raising the Boy Who Lived by sunshinedreamer57 reviews
Sirius's POV. What if after James and Lily's death, Peter wasn't successful in framing Sirius? Told through the memory of Sirius as he and Remus raise Harry. (Username change. Formerly: Fluter)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,544 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
The AntiFanfiction of My Immortal by Marcelisabeth Sinclaire reviews
Yes, 'anti-fanfiction'. I'm not a fan per se, but I thought it would be fun to insert a normal character into the twisted 'goffik' realm. Hold on to your brain cells, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Tara Gillesbie's Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,592 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011
The Vestorian Quandary by Avirra reviews
It seems that all of McCoy's worst expectations have come true when the doctor is lost in a transporter accident. But was it really an accident or is something else going on?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,889 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Selection by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(1/7) At Madam Malkin's, Harry Potter introduces himself to Draco Malfoy. Draco offers to help Harry navigate the bizarre, new wizarding world, and Harry accepts. While Harry finds magic to be strange and amazing, there is no class to teach Harry about the complexities of friendship and social life in Slytherin... AU, Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
Second entry in the MSEA Files. The sequel to "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon." There's a new Sue in town; Sapphire, an annoyingly smart, annoyingly pure, annoyingly modest, annoyingly pretty, annoyingly sweet, annoyingly desirable girl. You can panic now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - OC - Complete
A Patrol Changes Everything by Chereche reviews
On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 237,903 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 1,397 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
What We Grow To Be by Leville reviews
Evan Dursley always felt unsure about being a wizard. Now that he's starting Hogwarts, things are even worse. He cannot escape the Dursley family's infamous reputation in the wizarding community. But over the school year, Ev will learn that it doesn't matter what someone is born, but what they grow to be. Sequel to Afternoon Tea at Number 4 Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,982 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Dudley D.
Dear Diary, Love Hermione by Vance McGill reviews
Book 1 of the Dear Diary series. In the summer of 1991, Hermione Granger discovers something that changes her life – she's a witch! Follow Hermione, via the pages of her trusty diary as she enters her first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Side-fic of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone". Ships: Hermione/Ron - budding friendship, though strongly focused
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,467 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Starfleet Academy Blues by CityDurl reviews
Four years after her escape from Turkana IV, Tasha's dreams come true: she joins Starfleet. But the reality turns out to be more like a nightmare until hope arrives in the form of Starfleet's first Klingon cadet.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,113 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - N. Yar, Worf
Heart of the Guardian by thewandcrafter reviews
When both Severus Snape and Harry Potter survive, against all odds, they must renegotiate their relationship... and save each other all over again. This is a MENTORING/adoption fic, not slash. It is canon -compliant and begins immediately post-battle. It's rated Teen - for everyone 13 and up. Mild cussing in one or two chapters, some angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,663 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Gratified By Your Company by starfleetdream reviews
The year they met and married. Warning: Chapter 10 is explicit. Everything else is PG-13. There is also a non-explicit version of this story posted on my author page here at fanficnet.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,923 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Amanda G., Sarek - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the Quest for Truth by books101 reviews
When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,016 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dudley D.
HUFFLEPUFF by Grimm Sister reviews
The duffers. The left-overs. The house with so little glory. Hard-workers. Just. Loyal. The house whose common room we never enter in the books. The characters who seldom mean much, who crack under pressure. What does it mean to be in Hufflepuff?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Helga H., Hannah A.
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
Now, gods, stand up for Hufflepuffs! by peppermint.raichu reviews
An accurate account of the founding of Hogwarts, straight from Helga Hufflepuff's diary. Which founder sucks their thumb? Whose idea was it to make the school a castle? And why exactly should you never tickle a sleeping dragon?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Helga H. - Complete
Redirection: A Second Chance by the-writer1988 reviews
Pettigrew is captured and Harry finally gains the family he deserves: his godfather, Sirius Black. But when darkness begins to grow, Harry discovers that his newfound happiness is shortlived. POA AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 269,035 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Native by StarTrekFanWriter reviews
The relationship that started it all - Sarek/Amanda. How a logical guy like Sarek fell for a human, and why he would defy his people to marry her. Sybock & Spock will be featured. Starts with Sarek's first Pon Farr - first two chapters are angsty.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 138,041 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 5,436 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10645 - Favs: 13,847 - Follows: 5,589 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
An Alternate Route by Animorphgirl reviews
What if Sirius hadn't gone to Azkaban? What if he gained custody of Harry...but needed to raise The Boy Who Lived in Number 4, Privet Drive? What would their lives really be like? Chapter THIRTEEN is up! final one
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,788 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Court Ordered Diet by Surplus Imagination reviews
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Ahn of Deep Space Nine by Aline Sitoe reviews
Anne of Green Gables in the 24th century. COMPLETED !
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 5/14/2001 - Complete
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Double, Double, Toil and Tribble reviews
A slight hitch in the development of Patented Daydream Charms takes Fred and George Weasley where no wizard has gone before! What will they learn from their out-of-this-world experience? And... wait a minute, are those Pygmy Puffs or what?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Complete
Silent Treatment reviews
It's Spock's first day of school, and that forbidden thing gnawing at his stomach just might be worry, though he'll never say it out loud...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Spock - Complete
It's a Cat's Life reviews
Professor McGonagall is convinced that leaving Harry in the Dursleys' care has been a bad idea, but needs proof before she can act. She decides that the best way to gather evidence is to watch his everyday life from the inside. What happens when, disguised as the family's new pet, she finds out exactly what is going on at Number 4, Privet Drive? - ADOPTED BY potterhead1997 -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,308 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Aloha reviews
A simple mistake in the pronunciation of a spell puts eleven-year-old Gregory Goyle in a rather embarrassing situation... oh, Merlin, his House mates are never going to let him live that down!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Gregory G., F. Flitwick - Complete
Welcome to Hufflepuff reviews
The thoughts of a newly Sorted student as she joins the Hufflepuff table and makes her first friends. Written for the HPFC Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff Appreciation Challenge. My first HP story on this site!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Eleanor B., Justin F. - Complete
Roman Holiday ReVamped reviews
Weekly One-Shot Challenge. Set shortly after my previous one. A long-awaited trip to Rome turns into quite an experience... perhaps Italy, or rather a small part of it, is more prepared for the acceptance of vampires than Sookie and Eric had anticipated.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Scrabble Night: A is for Amore reviews
Weekly One-Shot Challenge. Time has passed. Vampire Sookie is on a journey to Italy with Eric to teach others the ways of American vampires. The catch is that she has to learn Italian. What's better than Scrabble to expand her vocabulary while having fun?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Eric's Easter Egg Hunt reviews
My first story on FFn! Written for the Weekly One-Shot Challenge. Sookie finds out Eric is not too confident with the Easter Bunny tradition and decides he has to catch up... what will happen? Rated T just because I'm not entirely sure how ratings work.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete