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Joined 02-22-10, id: 2265898, Profile Updated: 06-19-14
Author has written 7 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Elder Scroll series, Sherlock, Harry Potter, and Sisters Grimm.

I don't really have much to say about myself except that I am completely insane. I am an 18 year old female, working a dead end job. I try to update my stories as often as I can. I write mostly for the Sherlock fandom right now, but there are many others I am interested in.

And yes, that is Martin Freeman as my profile pic. Deal with it.

Currently I am working on a few Sherlock fics, but probably will never post them. My mystrade fic is my top priority right now.

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 4,350 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How We Navigate by last-hurrah reviews
John's on crutches and off the rugby team. Loner Sherlock is friendless and self-destructive. When John saves Sherlock from getting beaten up, it's the start of a long—and complicated—friendship. High school Johnlock. Drug use, fights, family issues, sexuality, rescue, comfort, etc.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,693 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Goblins and Cooking by VampireApple reviews
"Funny thing that you should mention that, Sarah, because I need a good cook. Or a good wife. Which ever you prefer," Jareth stated. JS, response to jesus-is-my-homie's challenge on Deviantart.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Stardust by KismetJeska reviews
For Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the odds are far from in their favour. The 74th Hunger Games will change their lives in every way- if either of them make it out alive.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,895 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Homophobia by achievableformofflight reviews
AU. Sherlock and John are discovering each other at a time when homophobia is spreading. John details the descent of their relationship and their attempts to survive in a world which believes them to be 'wrong.' References to homophobic language/actions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,418 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
After the Rain by Eninaj reviews
How life would have continued the day after the food fair if it hadn't been for the accident.
Ballykissangel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/3/2009
Comatose by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
After falling into a coma, Sherlock gets to hear what people really think of him. It's interesting what people say when they think you can't hear them. John's revelation is also quite...unexpected. Sherlock will never think of the army doctor in the same way again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I'll Let You Live by Mrs.Monster reviews
"It was only a little murder. He barely counted; besides, he threw up on my shoes." Jim/Molly romantic comedy.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Memories That Burn by gbheart reviews
After Sherlock fell, John becomes a recluse who is unable to deal with the outside world. Eventually, he finds solace online, where he begins talking to someone who calls himself Ben, but who is he really? John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Thin Line Between Love and Hate by The Emotional Robot reviews
Jim and Sherlock finally cross the imaginary line and get married in the process. A story where Sherlock and Jim marry? Craic I hear you cry! And you'd be right... :D
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Alternate Endings by cathedral carver reviews
When you're the writer, you're in bloody charge for once. Aren't you?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John and the Bananaboat Pyramid of Doom by Cornelia Grayson reviews
When John Watson falls asleep he enters a world where everything is as it should be. Captain John and his crew are on one important mission, would you like to come along? One-shot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Clipped by AnnabeeLee reviews
Fantasy AU, winged!Sherlock. John Watson is an ex-military doctor, and has had a rather calm life since the end of his service two years ago. All if this changes when a strange winged person literally crashes into his flat one quiet evening.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,907 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Villain's Best Friend by Darkfangz13 reviews
One of the most classified cases of Mycroft Holmes's lack of dignity involves a Detective Inspector, three kittens, and an uncomfortable meeting in a nice little cafe.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Kidnapped! by Milwaukee Meg reviews
"Sherlock, promise me something" said John. "Promise me that you will stop giving those damned thugs tips on how to proceed with kidnapping."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Vampire by novusluna reviews
John thinks-no, he knows that Sherlock is a vampire. He learned the science of deduction from the best after all. John, Sherlock, mentions of Mycroft. Drabble. Vampire!AU
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
She Always Has An Alibi, And One Or Two To Spare by wallflower1 reviews
If only Sherlock knew. Post Reichenbach alt cannon.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 142 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Touch the Fleeting Chill of Air by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Sherlock likes to visit the cemetery. But one day when Mycroft takes him, the ten-year-old boy finds a man sitting on a tombstone he claims is his own marker. And that he died during The Great War. .:. AU ghost!John multi-chap fic. kid!lock, then present.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,855 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Plague on Baker Street by toroj reviews
Comedy-drama. Sherlock insists he has the Plague, and Watson has a problem. How to put up with a spoiled sick genius? Gueststarring - the Iraqi terrorist group.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Scientific Method by thequeergiraffe reviews
Short fic in which Sherlock uses science to determine John's feelings. Pretty much shameless fluff and pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Escape by spartiechic reviews
A one-shot based off the 70s hit Escape The Pina Colada Song .
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Nary a Whisker Unturned by Saucery reviews
Sherlock sulks. John cleans up after him. It's business as usual at 221B Baker Street, except for one minor detail...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
his own heart laughed,and that was enough for him by drjohnhwatson reviews
It's nearly Christmas,a ordinary holiday that comes every year,but nothing is ever normal when you live with Sherlock Holmes.Sixteen cups of coffee and a very tired John later,its definately shaping up to be the weirdest Christmas yet.One shot/Fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bound and Gagged by WingsOutSpread reviews
Sherlock is kidnapped, beaten up, etc. John receives a ransom letter telling him that he has 24 hours to find Sherlock. As the clues get steadily harder, will John find him in time? Warnings: Torture, violence. Bamf!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
BoyRepellent by Darkshadow91 reviews
Sarah is frustated by the fact that boys seem to avoid her. Just what does a certain Goblin King have to do with this? JarethxSarah fluff.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Fatcroft's 'Flu by Susie.Donym reviews
Mycroft is ill and turns to John for help, sparking a diagnosis, disagreement and a marriage. Rated only for a tiny bit of language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
How I discovered Cats by RumpleJemima fan reviews
This is a short thing I wrote about my first look into Cats.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
I Will Hold On Hoping by ZabellaCookie reviews
Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Silver and Gold by Roselna reviews
Munkustrap is being loaded down with the stress of being the Jellicle Protector. Then his father drops the bomb that he has to have a mate. After the Jellicle Ball he tries to ask Demeter, but things go horribly wrong. For my 1st anniversary! Please R&R!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Demeter, Munkustrap - Complete
Forgiveness by Ralix 18 reviews
When the Rum Tum Tugger happens upon Demeter in the dead of night, she can't help but be a little curious as to why he's been searching for her.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Demeter, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Crazy Tom goes to therapy by Alex Wilder reviews
Crazy Tom may be a soldier but he's also a child and his parents can't deal with the soldier he became...
Ender's Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2009
Lex and the Thief by Ornamental Nonsense reviews
Mandila was a thief that found herself drawn toward Lex, and he was the captain that threatened to destroy her world. She shouldn't have found him interesting, but she wasn't known for caution, and the two were bound to clash at some point.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,051 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
At The Ball by Double RJ reviews
Before, during, and after the Jellicle Ball from Pouncival's point of view. Contains 5 before chapters, each song in 1 chapter. Pouncival x Bombalurina, Tumblebrutus x Jemima, Alonzo x Cassandra..kind of. Completed at 30 chapters! Woot! Read and review!
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,273 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Pouncival/Carbucketty, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
Awareness by AngelMeroko reviews
The days in between Wanda's extraction from Mel, and her re-insertion from Mel's POV. One-Shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H. - Complete
To Become Tugger by SilverStag07 reviews
When Pouncival and Tumblebrutus decide to play a game of pretend it's no walk in the park. Follow our young Jellicles as they go through a days journey to become what all young toms dream of being when they grow up: The Rum Tum Tugger!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Sibling Rivalry by Sleeping Tiger reviews
[Oneshot] The Rum Tum Tugger and Munkustrap don't get along too well, but when they finally reach their limits and end up not talking to each other, it affects the whole junkyard...
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
From an Owner's Point of View by Sleeping Tiger reviews
We know how the Rum Tum Tugger is to the Jellicle Cats, but can you imagine what it must be like owning him? A One shot. Please Review!
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
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A Mysterious Thing reviews
What happens when a lonely Mycroft and a world weary DI Lestrade cross paths? Mystrade happens. This basically consists of a mystery with a slow moving love story between the British Government and DI Lestrade. Pairings: Mystrade and implied Johnlock, the latter of which could be read as a bromance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,818 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Charming's Morning reviews
Couldn't just one morning in Ferry Port Landing be peaceful for Mayor Charming? Apparently not. A giant guinea pig is terrorizing the town, the Grimms are getting involved, and it is just another one of those mornings for William Charming. Doesn't really fit in canon story line, but could be set in a non-existent space between books two and three.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Charming - Complete
The Best Prank Yet reviews
Mrs. Norris spots two mysterious students in a restricted area. Things quickly dissolve into mischief. Written by my younger sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Best Medicine reviews
Mycroft is concerned about DI Lestrade's wellbeing. He turns to John Watson for help. Pre-slash Mystrade. I have no idea where this story came from. It just sort of happened.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Mycroft H., John W. - Complete
Feathers, Seriously? reviews
John comes home to find the flat in quite a different state than how he left it. A one shot written for the prompt "Feathers. Seriously?"
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Real Traitor reviews
Evidence against the true traitor in the Dark Brotherhood has come to light.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Lucien L. - Complete
Questions reviews
Thorn has some questions to ask that no one can answer.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Thorn - Complete
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