Author has written 9 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, and All Hail King Julien.
Greetings FanFiction lurkers. If you're reading this, then I assume you've been crawling through the 2010-2011 archives of PoM fanfics and stumbled upon some of my work. I'm so sorry. Here's some stuff to read; important story stuff is at the bottom.
Name: Anna (gasp my name is a palindrome)
Grade: College freshman
Birthday: April 9th
Animals: Elephants (because they're awesome), cats, monkeys, penguins, and lemurs.
TV Shows: The Penguins Of Madagascar, All Hail King Julien, Criminal Minds, The Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Rick and Morty, The Middle, Scrubs, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Full House, others
Movies: the Madagascar movies, the Despicable Me movies, Dolphin Tale, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, BULLY, the Winnie The Pooh movies, The Lucky One, the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid movies, Cyberbully, The Vow, Sudden Fury/A Family Torn Apart, The Breakfast Club, Garden State, Wish I Was Here, Wreck-It Ralph, Inside Out, Zootopia, others
My favorite quotes and scenes
The Penguins of Madagascar
King Julien: Ah! Is this a tricky question? *Maurice comes up* Ah! What have you done!?
Maurice: Uh, your majesty, YOU DID THAT! -The Penguins Of Madagascar, Little Zoo Coupe
King Julien: Why yes, JJ, of course you can kick Mort.
Maurice: Your highness?
King Julien: No, no, he likes it.
Maurice: Your HIGHNESS!
King Julien: Maurice! You have totally ruined my JJ daydream! It had music and everything! *pouts* -The Penguins Of Madagascar, Parental Egg-stinct
Fred: I'm my own kind of beautiful. -The Penguins Of Madagascar, All Tied Up With A Boa
King Julien: No! This Is a mistaken thing! We should not be in this cage! Well, maybe Mort.
Rico: *hacks up alligator statue* Hey, Roger!
Roger: Oh, very nice, very classy, thank you. Thanks. Can I ask one thing? Doesn't someone else live here?
Skipper: Not. Any. More. *evil laughter*
Mort: Why do they get to touch the royal feet?
King Julien: Uh, because Mort. They have soft, furry paws.
Mort: But I have soft, furry paws too.
King Julien: Yes, but they are also cute and adorable.
Mort: But I am cute and adorable too!
King Julien: Mm, yeah, I'm just gonna bottom line this for you. They're not you.
Mort: Stupid bunnies.
Randy: What up, birds?
Private: We're looking for weakness in the enemy.
Randy: The little tyrant, huh? Yeah, last night he told me to surrender my puffy wooliness unto him. Just about surrendered by hoof unto his-
Kowalski: Then our goals are the same.
Mort: I bite the peoples, and then we go home?
Skipper: Just a nibble! No skin breakage.
Mort: And stupid bunnies stay here?
Mort: I'M GONNA BITE THE PEOPLES! -The Penguins of Madagascar, Operation: Neighbor Swap
Kowalski: In my scientific opinion, there is only one plausible alternative. This place is AWESOME! -The Penguins of Madagascar, The Hoboken Surprise
Private: You know nothing of our love!
Skipper: Oh, relax, young Private. Actually, we do understand.
Private: You... you do?
Skipper: Of course! Who hasn't gone stupid for a lady?
Kowalski and Rico: *raise flippers*
Rico: *puts flipper down*
Skipper: Doris the dolphin.
Kowalski: *keeps flipper up*
Skipper: Don't make me show everyone the tattoo.
Kowalski: *crying* Doris!
Skipper: That was a noble sacrifice you made Private! Maybe it's just the medicine talking... are you naked? Oh, we're all naked! -The Penguins of Madagascar, Love Hurts
Julien: Oh, the Skipper one has spotted me.
Maurice: What's he doing?
Julien: He's pointing this way and saying something that looks like "Emergency".
Private: *initiates hypercute*
Julien: Aww! *falls out of tree* -The Penguins of Madagascar, Cute-astrophe
Mason: Actually, I don't believe Dickens had a razor brimmed hat.
Kowalski: Learn your history, chimp. -The Penguins of Madagascar, The All Nighter Before Christmas
Kowalski: I like peanuts, and I like butter. But I DO NOT like peanut butter. WEIRD!
Kowalski: Eggs. Are. Egg shaped. Haha. That's funny.
Skipper: Operation: Fish Fry is-- how did you even manage that?!
Kowalski: *plunger on face* Can't hear you! Toilet stick on face!
Private: You're an aquatic bird, Kowalski!
Kowalski: I'm a beaver?!
Skipper: Rico, go diving for dummies.
Kowalski: I've lost the line!
Kowalski: Listen to me, computer! I am the boss! Hey guys! I added eleven-teen zeros!
Kowalski: Line! I found you!
Private: Kowalski! Are you smart again?
Skipper: Or at least less stupid? -The Penguins Of Madagascar, Brain Drain
Skipper: I thought I said hold him down!
Private: He's quite wiggly!
Skipper: We've got to show nature we're in charge of our survival.
Private: Right you are, Skipper!
Kowalski: I just want to clone things.
Skipper: No more defense. Time we get offensive.
Rico: You got it! *burps* *spits* *scratches down there*
Julien: Is this doo doo belonging to you?
Private: Is this really going to work, Kowalski?
Kowalski: He's a dodo. -The Penguins Of Madagascar, Endangerous Species
Julien: How dare you be so greedy with something I want just for me!
Alex: Skipper, you have got to listen to me!
Skipper: Ah! That is where you're wrong. I have to hear you because you won't shut up. But I do not have to listen. -The Penguins Of Madagascar, The Return Of The Revenge Of Dr. Blowhole
Private: Meteors can do that?
Kowalski: Well, technically speaking, nuh uh!
Marlene: Alright, you two, out of here! And tomorrow, we're going to have a nice long chat about boundaries.
Private: Would you at least like one of these friendship bracelets?
Marlene: You are too much. Yes thank you.
Skipper: Okay Lemmy, we're the last men standing. Except, we're not really men, and you can't stand. -The Penguins Of Madagascar, Alienated
Julien: This pipeline runs into the zoo. It must be the smoothie pipeline, filled with yummy smoothiness!
Maurice: There's no such thing as a smoothie pipeline.
Julien: How are you so sure, little man?
Maurice: That's a water main. *Julien goes to turn it* Ah ah ah, I wouldn't do that. There's a lot of pressure in those things.
Julien: And no smoothies?
Maurice: Just water. So leave it alone.
Julien: Okay, okay, don't have to tell me twice.
Maurice: Apparently, I do.
Julien: *runs back and turns it* Shaw! -The Penguins Of Madagascar, The Big Move
Private: I don't understand, Skipper. Why would Mort know anything about the Red Squirrel?
Skipper: You gotta think like Buck Rockgut, Private. Put your paranoia cap on.
Private: I don't think I have a paranoia cap, Skipper.
Skipper: Well, there's your problem. -The Penguins of Madagascar, The Red Squirrel
King Julien: Wake up Mr. Alex! Wakey wakey, eggs and steaky!
Alex: Oh no, I'm having that dream again!
King Julien: Ah, this is no dream. King Julien is alive and well! -Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, The Video Game
King Julien: Tell me Mr. Alex, where I can I get one of these rip shords?
Maurice: But King Julien, you don't know how to drive!
Alex: Yeah, driving isn't the same as crashing, Julien.
King Julien: Details, details Mr. Alex.
Skipper: In your beak!
Skipper: I'm blaming this one on you, Kowalski.
King Julien: I meant for that to happen. Except I meant for it to happen to you!
King Julien: When I say I Like To Move It Move It, this is the thing of which I am talking.
Gloria: That ain't no way to treat a lady!
Marty: How you hit me, I'm camouflaged! -Madagascar Kartz
Marty: Excuse me. You're biting my butt!
Alex: No I'm not.
Marty: Yes you are! -Madagascar
Garcia *on phone* Right, 54, Native American. Ma'am, I have all that, what I really need now is identifiable information. *shakes head at JJ* Yes, I know what a closed adoption means, do you know what a court order means?
JJ: Uh, we don't have time for court order...
Garcia: You know what ma'am? I am done being nice. If you'll look to your cursor, you'll notice it's moving on it's own. That's me hacking your secure network. Now I got her file, now I got her social, and now, 'cause you're grumpy, I'm gonna send your boss those Jamaican vacation photos. Check you out, no tan lines. -Criminal Minds, Tabula Rasa
Garcia: *handing out tablets* Welcome to the 21st century. Yay technology! Behold: everyone has a new tablet.
Reid: We've gone paperless?
Garcia: *gives paper file* Fear not, Doctor of the Dark Ages. I went old school for your anti-technology quirk; paper files, hard copy photos, but the abacus is your responsibility.
Hotch: Garcia, not that I don't appreciate your efforts, but where exactly did the funding for these come from?
Garcia: ...I did a thing...
Hotch: ...A thing?
Garcia: ...Let's not talk about the thing...
Hotch: We'll talk about the thing later.
Garcia: OK... -Criminal Minds, Middle Man
Garcia: *approaches with many shopping bags*
JJ: Oh no...
Garcia: I know, I know, I know, don't say it. But when you see what's in here, and it's--it's not my fault. They were calling to me, I swear. And they were all on sale. And when you think about it, that means I am helping the economy, which is more than I can say for you guys, 'cause no one else has bags...
JJ: Yeah, please tell me all of those aren't for my son.
Garcia: They're not.
Garcia: *holds up small bag* This one is for Kevin...
JJ and Prentiss: *laugh*
Garcia: What?! It is my duty as a fairy godmother to spoil the child! And Henry is finally old enough to be fun when opening presents. I am NOT taking them back. Give me my coffee and no one is gonna get hurt. -Criminal Minds, Exit Wounds
Hotch: Have you found any other suspicious drownings in the last couple of days?
Garcia: Aaron, do you have any idea how many people drown every day?
Hotch: Well, I guess there are more in the summer, for obvious reasons, but I think it averages to what, 6500 a year, which is... 17 a day?
Garcia: Is this Reid?
Hotch: What, are you impressed?
Garcia: I am, slick, I am! -Criminal Minds, Charm and Harm
Hotch: Did she have a sealed juvie record?
Garcia: Why didn't I think of that? See, this is why you're the boss man and I'm the minion who types things. -Criminal Minds, The Pact
Garcia: Hello, this is Penny Garcia, I'm with the phone company.
Deacon: I paid this month.
Garcia: Oh, we're the phone company, so we know that. I'm calling, because... -Criminal Minds, Compromising Positions
Sandra: What are you doing?
Margaret: Well, this is a gun, and inside of it are what we call bullets. -Criminal Minds, I Love You, Tommy Brown
Will *after being shot: The woman... what happened to her?
Chris: ...Aren't you dead yet? -Criminal Minds, Hit (I just love the way he says that :P)
JJ: *holds up vest* This all very Spencer Reid.
Morgan: Yeah, it sure is. Well, at least his style is consistent.
JJ: Yeah, what's going on with him anyway?
Morgan: *sing-song* Oh, I think Pretty Boy's got a girlfriend.
JJ: You do? Well, why hasn't he told us?
Morgan: I respect his privacy.
JJ: No you don't!
Morgan: You're right, I don't. But I'm not about to play 20 Questions with someone I'm not sleeping with.
JJ: *agreeing* Hmm. -Criminal Minds, The Lesson
Reid: Maybe the parents got divorced?
Garcia: Maybe the parents got divorced. Maybe the parents got divorced! Leave it to the genius to point out the obvious... -Criminal Minds, The Wheels on the Bus
The Big Bang Theory
Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me. -The Big Bang Theory, The Tangerine Factor
Mrs. Wolowitz: HOWARD THE PHONE IS RINGING!
Howard: Here's a crazy idea, Ma, ANSWER IT!
Mrs. Wolowitz: Hello? Alright, hold on. IT'S YOUR FRIEND LEONARD! HE WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE NOT AT SCHOOL TODAY!
Howard: I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL, MA, I WORK AT A UNIVERSITY!
Mrs. Wolowitz: THAT'S A SCHOOL, NOW PICK UP THE PHONE!
Howard: I DON'T WANNA TALK TO ANYBODY.
Mrs. Wolowitz: SHOULD I ASK LEONARD TO BRING OVER YOUR HOMEWORK?
Howard: I DON'T HAVE HOMEWORK, I'M A GROWN MAN WITH A MASTERS DEGREE IN ENGINEERING!
Mrs. Wolowitz: EXCUSE ME, MISTER FANCY PANTS. WANT ME TO GET YOU A POPSICLE?
Howard: CHERRY, PLEASE!
Mrs. Wolowitz: I ATE THE CHERRY, ALL THAT'S LEFT IS GREEN!
Howard: YOU MAKE ME WANNA KILL MYSELF!
Raj: What's going on?
Leonard: *hanging up the phone* I don't know, now they're just yelling about popsicles. -The Big Bang Theory, The Killer Robot Instability
Howard: Looks like she accepted your apology.
Raj: And then some; I think we had a moment.
Howard: Please, you did not have a moment.
Raj: Who died and made you king of moments? -The Big Bang Theory, The Hofstadter Insufficiency
JD: *thinking* I even got some great footage of Dr. Cox.
Dr. Cox: And where the hell have you been?
JD: I'm making a video postcard, do you have a message for my mom?
Dr. Cox: No, but since she brought you into the world, I do have a message for her uterus. *hits camera lense* Bad uterus! Don't do that anymore.
JD: She had a hysterectomy last month, but I'm sure I can just edit over that part... -Scrubs, His Story III
Jeff Dunham (Jeff Dunham quotes contain graphic language and mature content)
Jeff: Alright, listen, uh, Achmed, I have something to tell you.
Jeff: You really are dead.
Achmed: Are you sure?
Achmed: I just got my flu shot.
Jeff: You really are dead.
Achmed: Wait. If I'm dead *gasps* That means I get my 72 virgins! *looks at audience* Are you my virgins? I hope not.
Achmed: There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there! If this is paradise, I've been screwed!
Jeff: Well, did they say it would be only female virgins?
Achmed: Holy crap!
Peanut: What the hell was that?
Jeff: What was what?
Peanut: What'd you just do?
Jeff: I didn't do anything.
Peanut: You picked your nose. *to audience* Did you see that? *to Jeff* Oh my God. You frickin' PICKED. *pause* Your NOSE. *looks up nose*
Peanut: You didn't do a very good job! There's still something there.
Jeff: Cut it out!
Peanut: You gotta get it.
Jeff: Stop it.
Peanut: It's wiggling!
Jeff: Stop it!
Peanut: Oh wait, you're a ventriloquist, make it talk! That'd be funny as hell! Oh, and give it a French accent! "Hey, Bonjour! I would like to come out of your nose!" *laughs*
Jeff: Peanut, are you prejudice?
Peanut: No! A bunch of my best friends are...on sticks.
Jeff: Peanut, I meant are you prejudice toward Mexicans.
Peanut: No, my mother is... Mexican.
Jose: *looks at him*
Peanut: Okay, I meant, uh, NEW Mexican. She's like Jose, just... fresher. -Jeff Dunham, Spark of Insanity
Woman: Walter, what's your secret to a long and happy marriage?
Walter: Do I look like the keeper of that knowledge?
Walter: Well, Tupperware.
Walter: It's lightweight and hurts less when she hits you with it. -Jeff Dunham, Walter for President (which I think is technically from Spark of Insanity...)
Jeff: Look Achmed, I have a surprise to share with you tonight.
Achmed: *gasp* You're going in the closet?
Jeff: No, and by the way, the phrase is "coming out of the closet".
Achmed: *gasp* Congratulations!
Jeff: No, I'm not coming out of the closet!
Achmed: You're going to continue to hide the truth?
Jeff: I'm not hiding anything!
Achmed: So everyone knows now? Congratulations!
Jeff: Achmed, I have a girlfriend.
Achmed: *gasp* Does she know? Maybe she will like this one guy.
Jeff: There is no one guy.
Achmed: There are many guys?! You are a whore!
Achmed: You should be stoned.
Achmed: What would your mother say?
Jeff: I'm not a whore.
Achmed: Of course your mother would say she's not a whore!
Jeff: I'm straight.
Achmed: Straight, crooked, we do not need to know such graphic details!
Jeff: I mean, I have a girlfriend.
Achmed: Not for long! Not when she finds out about your many boyfriends! Whore!
Jeff: Will you please listen to what I'm saying?
Achmed: I do not talk to whores. You are dead to me.
Jeff: You're dead to all of us. So Achmed--
Achmed: I'm not listening! Lalalalala!
Jeff: Achmed, there's someone here I want you to meet.
Achmed: *gasp* One of your whore boyfriends? I think not!
Jeff: No, I think this is someone you'd like to see.
Achmed: *gasp* Is it a woman?
Achmed: I already have a goat.
Jeff: This is a surprise guest.
Achmed: *gasp* Ryan Seacrest?
Achmed: Damn it! -Jeff Dunham, Controlled Chaos
Spencer: Carly, where's the fly swatter?
Carly: I threw it away.
Carly: 'Cause it's not nice to kill things.
Spencer: Oh yeah, I guess you're right *to fly* I'm gonna kill you so hard.
Sam: How'd the counter get broken?
Spencer: Oh, this lady came, and she--
Carly: *picks up umbrella* You were trying to kill the fly!
Spencer: Flies like to die.
Carly: When do we go to the bathroom?
Freddie: That is up to your bladder.
Spencer: Do girls have bladders?
Carly: No, we store pee in our feet.
Spencer: Don't joke about urine! -iCarly, iPsycho
Lewbert: I got a noise complaint! What's going on here?
Kid #1: There's a dude in there who ticked us off.
Kid# 2: We wanna beat him up.
Lewbert: Okie dokie. *unlocks door* Beat him quietly!
Spencer: *answering phone* Socko, this is not a good time to call!
Kid: He's in the pumpkin!
Spencer: No I'm not! I'm the Spirit of Halloween! *makes "spirit" noises* Ooh, ah, pumpkin noises!
Lewbert: Hey! What are you kids doing with that pumpkin?
Kid #1: There's a dude in there.
Kid #2: We're going to roll it down the street.
Kid #3: And into the ocean.
Lewbert: Happy Hanukkah.
Kids: *start pushing pumpkin out the door*
Spencer: No! The Spirit of Halloween can't swim!!! -iCarly, iScream on Halloween
Freddie: We're just simple children of the Internet! -iCarly, iMeet the First Lady
Mystery Potato Man: Aw, Pear, is this guy always this annoying?
Pear: No, it's even worse when he uses the air horn.
Orange: Hey Muddy Buddy!
Mystery Potato Man: What?
Orange: *blows air horn* -Annoying Orange: Muddy Buddy
Patrick: Did you see my butt?
SpongeBob: All right, folks. This goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world! Patrick, and this big peanut guy! It's a little ditty called...
SpongeBob and Patrick: WAAAAAAIITTEEERRRRRRR!
Mindy: It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.
Patrick: You're hot! -The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie
Rabbit: Don't say it, Tigger, don't say it! Do not say that word in my house!
Tigger: What word?
Rabbit: I refuse to say it.
Tigger: Well, if you won't tell me what word I'm not supposed to say, then how am I gonna know not to say it? Let's see, is it, um, carrots-es?
Rabbit: That's not even a word!
Tigger: Onomatopoeia? *pulls out dictionary* And that is a word!
Rabbit: Why would you ever say that?
Tigger: Why wouldn't you say it? *singing and doing a dance* Onomatopoeia, onomatopoeia, all I wanna be-a is an onomatopoeia!
Rabbit: Easter! The word is Easter!
Tigger: That was gonna be my next guess. -Winnie The Pooh, Springtime With Roo
Eeyore: He captured Rabbit all right.
Rabbit: Ooh, let me see. *Takes book, sees drawing of him with hands on hips and scowling*
Rabbit: *Hands on hips and scowling* That doesn't look a thing like me. *Tigger looks at Rabbit, than back at the book* -Piglet's BIG Movie
Cosmo: Ooh, a napkin. I better learn how to use it before your man gets here. *banging napkin against ear* Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Cosmo: I knew it. You're seeing a conga line of men. With poofy sleeves! -The Fairly Odd Parents, Mission Responsible
Hammy: Be gone! I don't believe in you! *boomerang goes away* Whew. *boomerang starts circling him* No! Alright, I believe in you! -Hammy's Boomerang Adventure
Judge: Resisting arrest. Damaging federal property. Creating a hole?
Drake: Why's he towing my car?
Officer Gilbert: I told him to.
Officer Gilbert: 'Cause it's blue! -Merry Christmas Drake and Josh
Jade: Oh, I'm Beck, I know about acting, I say words. -Victorious, The Gorilla Club
Sokka: Guys, wait, this was in my dream. We shouldn't go to the market.
Katara: What happened in your dream?
Sokka: FOOD EATS PEOPLE.
*Katara and Aang stare at him*
Sokka: Also, Momo could talk. *to Momo* You said some very unkind things. -Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Storm
Sokka: You're awfully cute, but unfortunately, you're made of meat. -Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bitter Work
Gustavo: 900 years ago, the pilgrims came to this great land of ours in search of freedom; the freedom... TO ROCK!
Logan: The pilgrims came seeking religious freedom.
Gustavo: THESE ARE DIFFERENT PILGRIMS! -Big Time Rush, Welcome Back Big Time
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IMPORTANT STUFF (maybe I should've put this at the top...)
About Me As A Writer/Reader/Reviewer
Writer: I used to write for The Penguins of Madagascar (way back in 2010-2011), and am attempting to finish the story I started in 2011. I really want to rewrite some of my old works, but the probability of that happening is slim. I'll try, though; I promise.
Reader: I check back to various fandoms to look for good stories every now and then, but mostly I just watch my favorites list to see which of those have been updated.
Reviewer: I usually don't review on stories; I suck at giving feedback. However, if your story absolutely blows my mind, I shall review. :)
Stories I may or may not get around to writing (there were like 4 more here, but they were never going to happen so...)
Currently Untitled: (human PoM/CM crossover) I've been going back and forth on the plot to this, and I have so many ideas that I feel could work. I really want to write this at some point. Would include light Skilene, a Skipper/Hotch staring contest, a Kowalski/Reid smart person competition, Rico/Morgan kicking doors down, and Blowhole! Probably centered more on PoM than CM.
Also Untitled (might be human, might not, haven't decided yet, All Hail King Julien) After the death of his parents from the fossa, Maurice tries to balance his job of looking after the prince and taking care of his now orphaned toddler brother, all with the crazy king breathing down this neck. (Will be messing with canon here, as it's been confirmed that Mort is older than Julien; throwing that out the window)
Oh Look, Another Untitled (uh... human? but not really? Penguins of Madagascar) There is a myth that every human has an animal counterpart with the exact same personality. This pair can also communicate with each other. By sheer chance, the penguins meet their human doppelgangers, and they're not exactly what they expected.
Untitled IV (human, Penguins of Madagascar) AU where the Penguins knock instead of barging in. Marlene is the newest resident of Central Block Living, a gated community consisting mostly of people in protective custody by the US Marshals. Between odd new neighbors and the ever looming threat of her old life, things certainly won't be boring.
Stories DeletedThe Curse of Apartment 12J Safe In The End, It'll Be Okay
Stories I Want to RewriteThe Lives of Sixth Grade Military Boys A Gift Money Can't Buy A Thin Piece of Metal is EVIL
I also hope to FINISH When They Came, although I kind of want to start rewriting that from the beginning too, to incorporate stuff from All Hail King Julien. We'll see what happens.