Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride.
Hey, so, some stuff about me
Likes: Fanfiction (obviously), taking pics, hiking, fishing, outdoorsy stuff, softball, friends, music and other cool stuff
Dislikes: Idiots who think their brilliant, overall jerks, anybody mean. AND MATH.
Obsessions: , Iggy, maximum ride the book series, Iggy, Iggy, Iggy . . . .Iggy.
Zodiac sign: Sagitarias (spelling?)
Favorite pairings (Maximum Ride:)
Fax of course, and Eggy. I love Iggy.
Least favourite: Niggy. I know a lot of people love Niggy but I don't particularlly. That doesn't mean that I won't read it or enjoy it however.
One day Sarah was in a hurry to get to work. Her daughter Marcy was playing with her Barbie dolls. Suddenly one of the dolls head popped off. Since the fact that Marcy was three, she began crying. Sarah was in such a hurry all she could do is kiss Marcys head and say ' I will get you a new one sweety'. Leaving Marcy to be with her busy nanny she still cried. Later when Sarah got home she saw a small shoe box on fire. She began screaming for help, the nanny obviously doing laundry and not hearing her ( she probably got fired afterward). Then Sarah noticed that Marcy had gotten some black clothes from her closet and had a Kleenex in her hand.
"I'm glad you came she meant alot to me." Marcy said sobbing.
"What do you mean?" asked Sarah still shouting.
With in a moment Sarah realized what happened and started laughing her brains out, Marcy had cremated her Barbie doll.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile
if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (i swear you'll feel better)
If you think Iggy is hotter than Faang copy this to your profile.
DO NOT READ:
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Okay . . . I get freaked out okay? D:
Okay so I'm posting this because I thought the questions were pretty funny :
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
Me? Heck yes. To me he is hotter than Fang.
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
I think I was really sad. I may have cried a little :(
I3. Do you think Fang is hot?
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
According to my friends I pronounce it wrong : Airy. I know, I know.
5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
Not really, maybe at first.
6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
Nope, but when (SPOILER ALERT) When I actually read it when it happened I did.
7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
A little. I mean I knew it was going to happen.
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
Yeah, I was like "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
9. Who is your favorite character?
Iggy. Iggy. Iggy. Iggy. Iggy. Iggy. Iggy. Iggy. Iggy. Iggy. Um . . . IGGY.
10. Do you like Jeb?
I like him in Fanfictions and whatnot. In the books however, he gets on my last nerves.
11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
I did when Angel did.
12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
Sorta, I loved TFW because it had a bunch of Iggy but MAX had a better storyline.
13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
Hmm, I did with Angel in FANG. Does that count?
14. Which book is your all time favorite?
Probably Schools Out Forever because of Iggy's little eruption :)
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
Probably Rock What You Got by Superchick, other than that I really don't know.
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
I have now :)
17. Who do you think the voice should be?
I always thought it was Jeb but now I am proven wrong.
18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
Iggy 100%, with his ears man he would rock.
19. What bugged you the most about TFW?
The 20 something year old liking a fourteen year old. The plot really didn't do it for me either and it was way too small.
20. MIGGY or FAX?
Fax. Iggy belongs to ME! Just kidding, I think Iggy and Ella would be perfect!
1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
Bloody Charlotte (I sound like a drink)