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Joined 02-22-10, id: 2266208, Profile Updated: 05-27-15
Author has written 9 stories for Bully, Legacy of Kain, and Silent Hill.

I write stories ... or more accurately , sarcastic musings .

Likes writing about: Violence, crude humour, sarcasm, psychotic things

Will not write about: Pairings, romance, sex, yaoi, yuri , mushy BS

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Silent Hill 1: A Novelization by fallen Inquisitor reviews
Harry Mason lives quietly with his adopted daughter Cheryl, until they take a trip to the town of Silent Hill. While driving into town, Harry crashes his car swerving to miss a girl who appears out of the fog. He wakes up to find his daughter missing. Harry's search grows desperate when he finds the town nearly abandoned and full of monsters. And somehow, Cheryl is involved...
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,524 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 4/13 - Dahlia G., Harry M., Alessa G., Cheryl M.
Seven by celesti reviews
Wrath, Greed, Pride, Lust, Sloth, Envy, and Gluttony. The kids of Bullworth are not alright.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 1/2 - Complete
The Suggestion Box by INMH reviews
A teacher sets up a suggestion box in the boys' dorm. That goes about as well as you'd expect.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Jimmy H., Constantinos B., Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Of Grades and Greasers by Persephone999 reviews
When a friend is seriously injured, the Nerds attempt to find the culprit with help from new allies. Clique war ensues.Rated T for some violence and because I'm a bit paranoid .
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 40,390 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 4/29/2010
Head Doctor by Scorpiofreak reviews
At the absolute end of his rope, Crabblesnitch finally decides something needs to be done about James Hopkins. He obviously can't expel the boy, so he does the second worst thing he can think of, leaving Jimmy to wonder if he was finally on his way to becoming Gary Smith. Warning: Language.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Jimmy H.
A Girl Worth Fighting For by uncutetomboy reviews
A character study of Mulan and her relationship/friendship with Chien-Po, Yao, and Ling. To them, Mulan is a girl worth fighting for. Please, R&R! Disclaimer : I don't own Mulan or its characters, they belong to Disney
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Mulan, Ling, Yao, Chien-Po - Complete
Mother by AHeartForStories reviews
It has never been explained exactly how Shadow the Hedgehog got into being. Some say he was created from an alien, others say from normal hedgehog DNA. This is my version of how he was created.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Shadow, Maria R., Gerald R., G.U.N. - Complete
People To Meet, Things To Do by Robot Butler reviews
Ever wonder why Gary is just randomly standing outside the Girl's Dorm for Jimmy to meet in the mission "That Bitch"? I have. Here's my speculation.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Gary S., Christy M. - Complete
D Uses Email by Kirameki87 reviews
D finds an email address on a scrap of paper in his shop. So, doing what any sensible Count would do; he emails it. This story is entirely France-free. And pointless.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Complete
The Three Stages of Death- Killerverse by EvilPieIsGood
The Writer. The Nurse. The Officer. They aren't as innocent as they seem. (SH1 AU with serial killers)
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,413 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry M., Lisa G., Cybil B. - Complete
Lack of Magic by The What-If Writer reviews
ONE-SHOT (Not romance) Ripto and the Sorceress have a less than civil discussion about hatred of dragons, failure, and the lack of magic when compaired to their flying relatives.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Ripto, The Sorceress - Complete
The Chicken Isn't People (But It's Still Disgusting) by INMH reviews
Jimmy's first lunch at Bullworth. There is definitely something up with the chicken. Also, Gary learns the meaning of the word karma. Warning: Strong Language, Vomiting (Not particularly detailed).
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Jimmy H., Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
We All Fall Down by INMH reviews
For the hc bingo challenge, prompt "Heat Stroke". It was ninety-two degrees, and Burton was a monster.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Jimmy H., Gary S. - Complete
Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 4 by KJMusical reviews
This is my 4th episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Freddy Krueger Vs. Jimmy Hopkins. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Bully - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Freddy K., Jimmy H.
Cindy's Farewell Resident Evil Outbreak by MissValerieTanner reviews
Sitting in the police station, waiting for news of their situation, Cindy Lennox writes a letter about the night of the outbreak, hoping it will aid anyone who finds it or, at the very least, serve as her final goodbye.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Cindy L. - Complete
Ice Queens by Persephone999 reviews
One-shots offering a sympathetic look at the girls of Bullworth Academy. I will do requests, but these are strictly no pairings.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
Drop by smilebot reviews
Flaws may be glitches, but idiocy may be better when one looks at the fool: Stupid is such an understatement.
Prince of Persia - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
Silent Bully: Gary's tale by Stefanie D.K reviews
When Gary has is put under a trance of sort by Dr. Kaufmann, he is transported in the nightmare world of Happy Volt, Bullworth, and Bullworth Academy, where it will test his insanity to the edge. GARY'S POV
Crossover - Silent Hill & Bully - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Michael K., Gary S.
Upside Down and Turned Around by Eris Clio reviews
When Gnasty Gnorc winds up in an alternate universe of Avalar, will he be able to change it all back to normal, or will he have to live with a nice Ripto and an evil Spyro walking around Avalar? Please Review! :D
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Gnasty Gnorc - Complete
Carousel by AimzNemesis reviews
A glimpse into Cybil's mind as she makes her way through the sewers, towards Lakeside Amusement Park. One-shot. **SLIGHTLY REWRITTEN IN 2003**
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2001 - Cybil B. - Complete
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This is your NEW school reviews
Jimmy and Gary are forced to work together to survive their new school,Brat-Hog Academy. New cliques,new adventures,same old crap. Takes place after "Endless Summer"
Bully - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,680 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Jimmy H., Gary S., OC, Zoe T.
Dead Silence
A Bully/ Silent Hill crossover. Yep.
Crossover - Silent Hill & Bully - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,228 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry M., Cybil B., Pinky G., Damon W.
A Snitch in Time
The tale of a teenage Crabblesnitch's one crazy night.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Dr.Crabblesnitch, Mrs. Peabody
Rotton to the Core reviews
A collection of short stories about the students at the infamous Bullworth Academy.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Jimmy H.
Sugar Cookies reviews
When Pete offers Gary a tasty treat, what will it lead too?
Bully - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Peter K., Gary S.
Nine Sugar High Nights reviews
A strange tale involving Melvin O'Conner and Beam Cola.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Melvin O. - Complete
Blood Red Claudia reviews
She worships a powerful vampire. Will her loyalty pay off? Takes place somewhat after the events of Blood Omen first Legacy of Kain fic, so if it reads badly, you know why
Legacy of Kain - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kain, OC - Complete
Homicidal VS Suicidal
What if it had not been Jimmy to fight Gary on the school roof, but rather Constantinos instead?
Bully - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Constantinos B., Gary S.
Closeted reviews
Two students, Smith and Kowalski are accidently locked in a closet. Will hot and sensuous passion ensue? Is there going to be some steamy boy on boy love making? Takes place somewhat after the Halloween mission.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
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