Oliver Wood just can't believe that pretty, popular Katie Bell is dating an obnoxious git like Zacharias Smith, but he's determined to find out why. Oh, and maybe win her heart along the way.

This story takes place after The Amber Spyglass, five years into the future. Lyra is in her world; Will lives in his with Mary and his mother. But Dust has something in store for them; their way to build the Republic of Heaven.

It's Christmas Eve and the Weasley's are bored. So Fred and George decide to entertain them with their new Christmas song, the twelve gay's of Christmas! Warning, faked twincest. Humor/parody!

Alphonse is very upset when he wakes up and realizes his self worth. He decides to take it out on his crippled brother. Quick little oneshot. Alphonse rant. Very funny.

I got mad at Link. The reason why is in the story. And now, since I feel like making fun of him, I have written this. I will possibly make sequels. But in any case, LINK MADE ME MAAAAAAADDD!

It is 50 years later. Max is married to Iggy, but is still caught between Fang and Dylan! Anne Ride, her granddaughter, lives on Max's legacy. Editing to squeeze back up to the top of the list, since most people forgot it exists...

It's Melissa's final year at Hogwarts, along with the dashing ginger haired prankster known as Fred. Love blossoms between the seemingly unlikely pair. Can they survive everything thrown at them, or will they crash and burn? Fred/OC

A sort-of sequel to Sirius Vs Vending Machine. Sirius is happy, which is rarely a good thing. James begins to question his personality's color. Lupin is confused. One-shot.

Minerva and Albus are given a gift so they can have their own teenage romance. On Albus and Minerva's secret anniversary they will be going back to school. But will things play out like they should? Will Severus's plan work or will it fail?

Sirius comes face-to-face with the scourge of the muggle universe, Lupin is scared, James just wants a chocolate bar. One-shot

Ron Weasley has been married for over thirty years and now knows a lot, but of course, being Ron, he has had to learn it all the hard way. Here, he imparts his 'wisdom'. Oneshot.

Oliver has always been obsessed with Katie. I mean, Quidditch. Katie has always been neurotic. Which is kind of Oliver's fault. Well, entirely Oliver's fault. So is the fact that she's flying for Puddlemere United. Calamity ensues.

Lily Evans swore she'd hate James Potter for the rest of her life and vice versa, but what happens when James moves in next door to her? Fights, friendship and most of all, the greatest love you could ever possibly have.

It's the Marauders and Lily's 7th year and they are required to take a new class. They get turned into children for two weeks each. Nothing could go wrong, right? Rated for safety.

Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word

There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?

An alternate ch.27. Take it with a pinch of salt, k? BTW I'm not trying to critise J.K.R.'s work by writing this. I think she's the best.

Voldemort has had enough...R and R!