Commander Alice Shepard
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Joined 02-23-10, id: 2266423, Profile Updated: 11-17-13
Author has written 10 stories for District 9, Fullmetal Alchemist, Portal, and Mass Effect.

Story List! (Long-ago scrapped stories have their titles/info removed. Sorry if this causes confusion.)

This Life Will be Better (District 9) (Multi-chaptered) : Now Completed

Zander,Molly,Drake,Eve,and Tamera are my friend's and not mine

Perfectly Flawed (District 9) (Multi-Chaptered): In Progress

The Sequel to This Life Will Be Better.

All OCs except Molly are mine, currently on Hold.

Carter's Birthday (District 9) (Oneshot): Completed

A Drabble connected to This Life Will Be Better, in which Carter turns six. Makes little to no sense if you don't read TLWBB.

This Life Is Perfectly Flawed (District 9) (Multi-Chaptered): In Progress

Oneshots set between This Life Will Be Better and Perfectly Flawed.

Just For This Moment (Portal 2) (Oneshot): Completed

Just some general fluffy-ness, written for a contest.

Apple (Portal 2) (Oneshot): Completed

Just a drabble about the sticker on Wheatley's hull.

Far From Home (Mass Effect) (Multi-Chaptered): In-Progress

Mostly consists of oneshots, though they'll be at least a little connected.

Miniskirts and Guns (Mass Effect) (Multi-Chaptered) In-Progress

Oneshots again, an alternate outcome for Solar from Far From Home.

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Five Birthdays Shepard Remembers, And One She Doesn't by tarysande reviews
Five birthdays Shepard remembers. And one she doesn't.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12 - Complete
The Dysfunctional Cases at the Houndstitch Home by Hitokiri Dark Empress reviews
Set during the No Love Lost universe. Read No Love Lost first to know the story. Drabbles and ficlets that surrounds Alice and Bumby's ever dysfunctional relationship in no particular order. Rated M for mature. Read and Review.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,185 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Alice
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his father and Solana aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Skyllian Five, Jack being her usual charming self, and Garrus learning more about humans than he can handle. Random updates.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,645 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Tease by Hitokiri Dark Empress reviews
She was always teasing him. Bumby/Elizabeth, slightly different view on canon but canon nonetheless. Set before AMR. Rated M for mature.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1 - Complete
Sunday Drive by tarysande reviews
Things go awry when Shepard lets someone else sit in the driver's seat of the Mako.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Battlemaster and Commander by The Red Celt reviews
The story of the relationship between Wrex and Shepard, spanning all three games, because I adore that old krogan. :) Rated M for adult situations and language. (Reposting chapter 7, because I don't think the e-mail notifications went out.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,090 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex
Heartbreak, and What Comes After by The Red Celt reviews
He's lost his other half and, now that the Reapers have landed, has never felt more alone. On-board the Normandy, he develops a bond with the Commander-she's smart, capable, a force of nature. He's drawn to her, but is it enough to turn a friendship into something more? FemShep/Cortez pairing, rated M for later chapters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,110 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Shepard (F), Steven C.
Body Language by tarysande reviews
They have become masters of speaking without words.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Fly Me to the Moon by Skarto reviews
Freedom is their goal, but neither GLaDOS nor Aperture want to release them. When Chell is injured, it's up to Rattmann to save her – and free himself from Aperture's control. RattmannXChell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,095 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - D. Rattmann, Chell
A Number of Quiet Attentions by tarysande reviews
It's a Shepard and Vakarian thing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Daddy's Girl by The Red Celt reviews
A series of little moments in the Vakarian household. Full of sweet, fluffy stuff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
No Reason at All by tarysande reviews
She knows what she is. She's a weapon. Point her and shoot. She kills the asari first.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Just Like Old Times by tarysande reviews
Garrus Vakarian's past and present, told through interconnected short stories one letter of the alphabet at a time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,228 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Heart by Hitokiri Dark Empress reviews
Today will be the day Elizabeth will finally accept his declaration of love. Valentine's Day is the day for lovers after all…Bumby/Elizabeth oneshot. Happy Valentine's Day!
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Complete
Perseverance by BrokenEmber reviews
[COMPLETE] Garrus and Shepard are finally together and it seems too good to be true. Garrus is going to be the new Primarch and they're getting married. Of course, more complications arise, including Shepard's violent past and what happened with Liara, and everything is put on hold. Will they persevere through it or will their relationship unravel because of it? Post Unraveling.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,800 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Truth About Miss Minchin by Avasinclair123 reviews
Why did Miss Minchin start crying when Sara Crewe asked if her father had ever told her that all girls were princesses?
A Little Princess - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Complete
Broken by Hitokiri Dark Empress reviews
There's a reason why Bumby hasn't fully broken her. There's so many ways to break a person after all… Alice/Bumby. Rated M for mature.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Alice - Complete
Ante Up: Deleted scenes by GreenMamba5 reviews
Deleted scenes that accompany Ante Up.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Executor Pallin, Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
Assassin in the Neon Jungle by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the k-meme that I did forever ago but forgot to post here: Thane meets Shepard in her back story. I went with renegade, Earthborn FemShep for this one. Hope you like it! (Implied Shrios.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
How It Really Went Down by The Red Celt reviews
The biggest beat-down in the history of beat-downs. Another ending-fix, because I can't deal with the FEELS. Happily ever after minific, rated T for mild language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Love Thy Sister by Hitokiri Dark Empress reviews
Because Elizabeth was everything Alice was not. Implied Elizabeth/Bumby. Bumby/Alice.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Alice - Complete
Compromised by tarysande reviews
The Normandy's crew deals with one of Mordin's experiments gone wrong.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
It's Been Fun by Sarafina Knowles reviews
Fix-It-Felix Jr. has known Ralph for thirty years, and never before has he seen Ralph look at someone the way he looks at Vanellope.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Wreck-It Ralph
I Can Fix It by Anybodys reviews
Fluffy one-shot about Sergeant Calhoun telling Felix about her past. Set before the wedding but after the movie. Boy am I tired.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
At Least the Popcorn Wasn't Bad by orchidcactus reviews
Shepard and Garrus spend an afternoon of shore leave on the Citadel. Pure, unapologetic fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Intercom by The Red Celt reviews
You know how Tali flirts with Garrus over the intercom even if he's already with Shepard? This is my take on what was happening on the other end, and how Garrus has to let the poor quarian down easy. Rated M because of the entire beginning.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Something Like Home by tarysande reviews
Shepard's in lock-up, the Reapers are coming, and Garrus isn't going to sit idly by while the galaxy is lost. Garnering turian support means returning to Palaven, but returning to Palaven will involve answering questions—and facing stark realities—he's been avoiding for years. Written for the 2012 Mass Effect Big Bang.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,672 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
All Of You by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme in which Shepard makes it out of the Citadel alive, but her eyes are damaged and she's struck blind. FemShep/Garrus fluffy stuff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. Trigger Warning: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more brutal behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,223 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark by The Red Celt reviews
Just in time for Halloween, Shepard has a campfire story for all you people out there. Complete with comments from the peanut gallery and a bad reaction from everybody's favorite krogan. Rated T for krogan zombies.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
Corsets and Whips and Asari Saleswomen by BrokenEmber reviews
Post-Unraveling oneshot. Shepard goes out with the girls to a lingerie store. Shouldn't be that bad, right? My first attempt at humor. Oh goddess.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Unraveling by BrokenEmber reviews
[COMPLETE] Chapter 9 is up! Post ME-3. Her voice trailed off and her lip trembled. She gasped for air and a sob escaped. She brought her fist to her lips and tried to suppress the tears. Shepard broke. She finally collapsed. She couldn't keep it in anymore. The emotion covered her in waves, drowning her, pulling her down. The tears didn't stop pouring from her eyes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,692 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Return by Estoma reviews
"From the doorway, Persephone glanced at her dark husband. She would not have thought his face was capable of expressing such tenderness as he basked in the thanks of the mortal woman. For a moment their eyes met, and Hades' narrowed with anger before the heavy carved doors swung shut of their own accord."
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
I'll Make It Up To You by The Red Celt reviews
Sidonis finally found a way to make it right. Another sad minific.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Lantar Sidonis - Complete
Videotape by The Red Celt reviews
Although he takes after his mother in more ways than one, Garrus refuses to forget Shepard. Inspired by both a k-meme prompt and the Radiohead song with the same name.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Solana Vakarian - Complete
Earth Angel by The Red Celt reviews
Fill for the kinkmeme: It's mid-1950s or so, and FemShep is unexpectedly visited one night by an alien invader, which just happens to be Garrus on a recon mission. Garrus is so intrigued that they develop a secret adorable and provocative relationship. Rated M for adult-type stuff in chapter 3 and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,655 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
Engineer by Beyond The Horizon reviews
Alice thought her memories would set her free. She was wrong. Alternate darker ending to Madness Returns. Hints of Bumby/Alice and Bumby/Elizabeth. Strong T rating.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Alice - Complete
My Name is by Hitokiri Dark Empress reviews
My name is Elizabeth, but...sometimes the voices call me Alice.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Alice - Complete
Insane Children: Names by Irisa Nolan reviews
The Insane Children decide they need names. Set sometime before Alice: Madness Returns.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete
Daydreaming by The Red Celt reviews
Garrus and Shepard talk about having kids someday. Short minifill for the kinkmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Mind Your Head by Julchen M. Liddell reviews
Alice has always been a strange child.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Alice - Complete
Bomb the Pyjack by The Red Celt reviews
Wrex and F!Shepard play a krogan drinking game. Fun minific, rated T for drinking. (This drinking game shows up in "Battlemaster and Commander, too, although this fic was written first.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Shepard Does Karaoke by The Red Celt reviews
After the Collectors are destroyed, Shepard takes the crew out to Dark Star Lounge to get trashed. Mordin signs her up for karaoke, drunken silliness ensues. Rated M for language and suggestive content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
There is No Shepard Without Vakarian by Caboose reviews
My take on the development of the relationship between Shepard and Garrus over the course of the "Mass Effect" trilogy. Rated M for use of profanity, descriptions of violence, and eventually dark themes. Don't expect quick updates. Crits welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,403 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
I Do by thraxbaby reviews
One shot, AU in which Lizzie marries Bumby... Bumby's POV
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
A New Dress by Kriips98 reviews
Alice needs a new dress, can Cheshire help her?
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Alice, Cheshire Cat - Complete
Galaxy's Unlikeliest Hero by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Sequel to Galaxy's Oldest Profession. She survived Omega's Merc gangs. Now, former hooker Shepard strives to determine her place on the Normandy, in Garrus' life and in a galaxy that needs saving.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,469 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sleepy Rule 51 by GreenMamba5 reviews
Garrus disobeys Pallin again. Written for the 69 Rules challenge.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Garrus V. - Complete
No Death in Love by Sweet Neverwhere reviews
Shepard has her orders. Garrus will always wait for her. Two-shot. Set post game. Extended Cut spoilers. Destroy ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Ms FixIt by FreyReh reviews
Quinn Shepard can't help but to overhear a conversation going on at a table near her at the Eternity bar in Illium and through her drunken haze she decides she needs to fix their problems as well! T for Lang!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Across the Border by AngelDormais reviews
She's caught him, three times now since he's come up to the cabin, stealing glances at her hands.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mindgames by Thanatos34 reviews
Alternate ME3 ending. FemShep/Garrus. Complete. "I believe that was what made her so great: her refusal to accept that there was not a better way."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,085 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Winner Takes All by tarysande reviews
When Shepard strolled into the lounge, wearing civvies and a smile, Garrus knew the time had finally come, whether they were ready or not. She'd lined them up in her scope and was preparing to take her shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Both a Little Broken by tarysande reviews
She could scrape away the Cerberus paint and tear away the Cerberus symbols, but she couldn't change the Cerberus science that had raised her from the dead, or the Cerberus cybernetics under her skin. Shepard deals with hard truths after Omega 4.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Galaxy's Oldest Profession by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Meme fill. To survive on Omega, you can only look out for yourself. Yet Shepard, a smart-mouthed hooker with a mean right hook, finds herself drawn into Garrus Vakarian's mission to bring justice to her home and the gangs who overrun it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Valentine's Mishaps by Musicalrain reviews
A bit of fluff I just wrote for the kinkmeme. Garrus makes Femshep a romantic dinner, and is nervous about Valentine's Day. I have no rights to Mass Effect, I just have fun with it. Please Review!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
One Step at a Time by tarysande reviews
Before she died, Shepard loved the stars. Not so much, anymore.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
No Love Lost by Hitokiri Dark Empress reviews
Gods, how could she be so stupid to think that even if she pushed him onto the tracks that she would get off scott-free? Dr. Bumby never died, instead they both live together at the home. AU Alice/Bumby. Rated M for mature themes.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Alice - Complete
Red Asphalt by KawaiianPunch reviews
WARNING: Major Saints Row 2 spoilers. Carlos' death in the eyes of my protag, and then following further on her feelings about it. Fem!boss x Carlos. T for language and slight blood/gore.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Boss/PC, Carlos M.
Talking Too Much by tarysande reviews
It was going to be a joke. At least, that's what she told herself as she opened her mouth and the words, "We could test your reach… and my flexibility," fell out.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Thing About Dieties by Amber Penglass reviews
SPOILER ALERT Shepard's existence didn't follow the normal rules. Any of them. So when the end comes, new rules are required to handle the savior of the galaxy. A new take on what happens to Shepard after death. 1000 word vignette.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Second Guessing by tarysande reviews
To be fair, Shepard probably shouldn't have been eavesdropping in the first place.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Spirit by SilverCascade reviews
Angel de la Muerte has locked himself away from the world, unhappy with the boss' final decision. She decides the time has come to tame the beast. Set after the Save Shaundi ending. One shot.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Angel D.L.M, Boss/PC - Complete
Fashionista by MegaKiraraLover reviews
Just a fun oneshot-series of the reactions Alice gets to her various dresses in various circumstances. No pairings, suggestions encouraged
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Alice - Complete
The Doll's Master by Hitokiri Dark Empress reviews
She's nothing but a doll now. A doll loyal to her master... Alice/Bumby oneshot. AU. Rated M for smut.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Alice - Complete
Interpolation by AngelDormais reviews
If at first you don't succeed, suffer again. .:ME3 Spoilers:. .:Done for the Mass Effect Kink Meme:.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
A Bar up in Heaven by Celestially reviews
"Garrus again found himself in the position of comforting the woman who would save the galaxy, a role he accepted with pride and with sadness." - Shepard/Garrus, ME3 ENDGAME SPOILERS
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Anomaly by Thanatos34 reviews
An alternate ending to Mass Effect 3, without the Catalyst. FemShep/Garrus. Complete. "There was a brief pause. When Anderson spoke again, his voice rang with conviction. 'I'm proud of you... You did good, child. You did good.'"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
What you didn't give me, I shall take from you by Dark Glass Marionette
Because his chance to take his revenge would come in the form of a beautiful young woman. Another mind to destroy. / Drabble. Alice and Bumby - no pairings. T for subtle themes.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Alice
Imprisoned: BumbyAlice by Kuyomi reviews
The baby bird, with broken wings would be imprisoned. Bumby is infatuated with this replacement. Bumby isn't willing to let Alice go, and no matter how much she fights, Bumby has something to counter. With a broken sanity can she fight back? Bumby/Alice
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,212 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Alice - Complete
H4CK3D by SilverCascade reviews
Kinzie and the boss have a conversation online, but all is not what it seems. Set after Return to Steelport. One-shot.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Boss/PC, Kinzie K., Matt M. - Complete
Still Not Ginger by Chloe Kompton reviews
The duplicate Doctor decides to dye his hair. He probably should have let Rose help. Drabble!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2012 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Shattered Wonderland by Hitokiri Dark Empress reviews
Set during Alice Madness Returns. Alice never made it to Wonderland. What if Bumby prevented her from going? Bumby/Alice, rated M for safety. Sequel to Galatea. Told through Bumby's, Alice's, and Cheshire's POV, read and review.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Alice - Complete
The Strange Change of Veruca Salt by Crab Apple Princess reviews
After her trip to the factory, Veruca's parents decide she must be less of a spoilt brat. Sort of a sequel, 2005 movie-verse.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,259 - Reviews: 12500 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Veruca Salt - Complete
Beautiful Mind by FrostxBite reviews
The infected have always been viewed as mindless, emotionless creatures that will do anything to feed in order to survive. However, when one witch proves against the stereotype, tension begins to rise between two groups of survivors. WitchxZoey
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,737 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Zoey, Witch - Complete
Just Alice by infantata reviews
'For now, though, she thinks, she is just Alice.' Madness Returns Alice ficlet.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Alice - Complete
So I Could Live Forever by Silver33650 reviews
Modest yet ambitious and very interested in science, young Caroline manages to net her dream job at Aperture Science as the founder's personal assistant. As time passes, her dream becomes a nightmare... My first story.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,625 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Caroline
Not Quite That Part by Silver33650 reviews
Well, almost. Wheatley has a different sort of surprise for Chell and GLaDOS.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Words That Start with M by thraxbaby reviews
* * * * SPOILERS! * * * * * This is a quick one-shot of what would have happened if Alice hadn't survived at the end of Alice: Madness Returns and her "replacement" had arrived.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Alice - Complete
Galatea by Hitokiri Dark Empress reviews
He'll have his Galatea, one way or another. Bumby/Elizabeth, Bumby/Alice. Bumby's POV. Rated M to be safe.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Alice - Complete
Cold by rainbow cupcake reviews
They wanted her to come back...but he wanted her back most of all.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Cheshire Cat, Alice - Complete
A Distant Epilogue by atree reviews
Alice returns to her beloved Wonderland one last time.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Alice - Complete
The End by XrosaryX reviews
Alice: Madness Returns. Bumby comes face to face to Alice, THE ALICE. Short and slight spoiler to ending.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
A Break from Space by Silver33650 reviews
Just for fun. Bored, GLaDOS decides to fetch Wheatley from space for a quick, meaningless test. No, seriously. It's fun to be needlessly cruel.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Once Upon a Tragic Time by Silver33650 reviews
What if GLaDOS was finished in time for Cave to be uploaded? What were the costs of accomplishing this? But some things can't be changed... Cave/Caroline. Twoshot.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Dream by Jaeyu the Happy Fish reviews
A lone tear rolls down her face and splashes. Just for once, she wants to live in her dreams. Post-AMR Oneshot
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice - Complete
Just Jump by infinityphoenix reviews
Chell finally snaps when she hears Wheatley promise not to kill her if she came back. And it was so nice of him to tell her all about those nice things at the bottom of the deadly pit... Based off of the "Pit Boss" trophy. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
No One Else by rainbow cupcake reviews
And so they rested together, in their own little world, safe from whoever wished to harm them. human!Cheshire/Alice, slight Madness Returns spoilers for the ending
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Cheshire Cat, Alice - Complete
First You Will Be Baked by Chloe Kompton reviews
...And then there will be cake. Chell won't leave without her cake, but due to a required test protocol, she can't have it without first being baked.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
For You, Only by ForeverisGone13 reviews
"Only for you, Alice…only for you…" Then everything faded into black, and the cat's last defiant thought faded with him. My own version of how it all ends.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Cheshire Cat - Complete
Careful, Alice by rainbow cupcake reviews
When the eyepots are swarming all around you, it's hard to avoid injury. Madness Returns fic, human!Cheshire/Alice.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Cheshire Cat, Alice - Complete
A Rat's Tale by starthedog
Doug remembers the terrible day SHE was activated and what he had to do to save himself and his daughter. Author's Note: This was written about 1 weeek before Portal 2: Lab Rat was announced.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
What if? by ColourfulSocks reviews
Wheatley worries about the future, Chell comforts him. Chelley. Lots of fluff.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
You've Got Your Short, Sad Life Left by Chloe Kompton reviews
Repulsion gel is eating Chell's skeleton, and she is going to die unless someone can help her. Story centered around GLaDOS, Caroline, and Chell. No pairings. COMPLETE
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Into The Woods II: The Mirror and Rose by FrauThenardier reviews
AU. Many years have passed since the baker's curse was lifted. Now, a peasant girl named Beauty dreams of adventure. A mermaid longs for a pair of legs. A cat in boots desires acceptance. And a beast is under a spell. Now they must venture into the woods.
Into the Woods - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,162 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009
Mix and Match by CrystalLotus98 reviews
As many things that clashed between Chell and Wheatley in terms of personality, more than enough things matched perfectly to make up for them. Human!AU, Chelley
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011
Daisy by conquerorwurm reviews
Prequel to "The Punishment." A young Doug Rattman meets a unique personality core—one that can remember its previous life—and is forced to make a very difficult decision.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Useless Parts by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
Wheatley's never really understood why humans have so many useless parts. Hair, eyebrows, fingernails...and lips. What did lips do, anyway? Of course, maybe bringing it up around a certain mute lady isn't the best idea... oneshot
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Obviously Out of my League by Lady Krissy Jo reviews
Wheatley is entranced by his silent coworker and goes to Rick for advice. Nothing good will come out of it, or will it?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Angels on the Moon by Lady Krissy Jo reviews
Its hard not to miss the sun when its away. SPACOSITY
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Of Peace and Sunshine by Limezz reviews
AU; What if she'd held on, and hadn't let go? In which Wheatly hasn't been lost to space, and there is a whole lot of wheat.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Late Night Comforts by Lady Krissy Jo reviews
Someone has a bad dream and needs some comforting. Chelley!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Lab Rat by SeasprayLuv reviews
When Doug Rattmann decided to work for Aperture Science, even he didn't realize just how bad things were going to get... or that his only hope would be a mute girl whose best defense is her amazing tenacity. A written version of Portal's "Lab Rat" comic.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - D. Rattmann - Complete
I Am Different by KLFoxglove reviews
A oneshot about the Turret on the redemption line, just before Chell comes along..
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
The Turret Revolution by twix012 reviews
Wheatley has tooken over the facility, and he has no test subjects to test, so he turns to the Turrets and creates a new hybrid, the TurretCube. This is their side of the story and what they went through.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Of Love by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
Wheatley confirms Chell's feelings for himself. One-shot Chellxhuman!Wheatley AU?
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Late Nights by CrystalLotus98 reviews
Most women thought that a nice candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant was the ideal night with their loved one. Chell, on the other hand, would much rather stay up late at night sipping coffee with hers. Human!AU Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Too Much Space by Stratofarius reviews
A quick one-shot about the Space Core finding the truth about space.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Lilies by CrystalLotus98 reviews
Wheatley could handle plenty of things well, or at least he thought so. Working under a crazy supervisor? Easy. Dealing with the fact that everyone working for Aperture Science was insane? Cake walk. Confessing to Chell? ...You'd have to get back to him.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
The Adventures of 2nd Generation Survivors by Megan Hale reviews
It all started with Rochelle and Ellis having some ice cream without Coach and Nick. May continue later. Dialogue fic.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Rochelle, Ellis - Complete
Writings on the Wall by DJ Dork reviews
L4D2. I wish you were here, but you're not. You're there. And there doesn't know how lucky it is. Ellis x Rochelle
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Ellis, Rochelle - Complete
Lovely Little Lambs by whatsamatta reviews
Shepherdess, makes quite a mess, but little lambs are lovely . . . He once had a family. A happy little family in a cottage in the Second Kingdom. But these are dark times, and Wolves were always hated.
10th Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Wolf - Complete
Eyes of a Father by StripeyJumper reviews
A young woman gets corners by the Repo man one night. Oneshot. No pairings.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Complete
Death and Restoration by star-warrior20 reviews
Loosely based on the game and inspired by an AU biography I found and read on DeviantArt. What if it was just all in her head? What if Alice was merely delusional and schizophrenic?
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alice - Complete
Secret Diary of Ghost 11 by VintagexBeau reviews
The following sessions are pages from logs I was supposed to turn in periodically, but decided they were far too valuable to be given up.
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010
Mother Said Straight Ahead by RedCloakedMaiden reviews
Once upon a time, there was a little girl in the woods. A young woman who wept at her mother's grave. There was a wife unable to tell her husband what she wants. And a mother with a young daughter whom she kept safe from a world of evil.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
First a Witch, Then a Child, Then a Prince by RedCloakedMaiden reviews
The little girl is left in the Woods with the Bakers' baby, but she is not alone, not while they are giants, and witches, princes and a wolf still roaming about the Woods. Yet there are still graves to bury, apologies to be made and a kiss to be given.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Do Your Research by Andernina reviews
Little do Wolf and Virginia know that the pup she carries shall be carried via the gestation period of a wolf, not a human. VxW
10th Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Virginia, Wolf - Complete
No Way Out by Animegirl1129 reviews
The first ghosts Dennis Rafkin Ever saw belonged to his parents.
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Reunion by Qoheleth reviews
Sonnet. Not everyone dislikes winter...
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Ellis, Sweetie, Can This Wait? by testarossa reviews
— • • “Are you trying to hit on me?” “Well… is it working?” ;; Ellis x Rochelle
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ellis, Rochelle - Complete
By The Riverside by Flaming Trails reviews
In the Victorian countryside of Oxford, sometimes the strangest people can meet. Corpse Bride x American McGee's Alice kidfic.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Alice, Victor V. - Complete
Obsession by Indigo Signora reviews
A prequel of sorts to Unmasking. Someone who has long viewed Pavi from afar decides to get a little bit closer.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Pavi - Complete
My Newton's Law by KHwhitelion reviews
Wikus Van de Merwe wasn't the only human being to be successfully combined with alien genetics. But he WAS the only one to survive. Who else, then, was subject to such a horrifying mutation? Rated for violent images and language.
Crossover - Scrubs & District 9 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - John D./J.D. - Complete
Six Months by aloxi reviews
The parting of Hades and Persephone always made Zeus uncomfortable.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Bath Time by ForevermoreNevermore reviews
Wolf's still new to this world, so he doesn't know how everything works just yet.
10th Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
An Eye for Beauty by LeBookworm reviews
The Chairman always had an eye for beauty. His wife's part of the story. One-shot.
Memoirs of a Geisha - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Father's Day by WTFWonder reviews
It’s Father’s Day on Crucifixus. Rotti Largo is celebrated in media splendor. Nathan Wallace is respected quietly. And one father is left in the cold.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
6 o'clock Surgery by Fluffy Darkness reviews
Alice finds herself in an unpleasant situation after falling asleep due to a tainted cup of tea made by the Hatter. Oneshot.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
A Long and Weary March by JennyJoy4 reviews
This is really based off of the book A Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Burnett, not so much off of the movie. What would have happened if Mr. Carrisford hadn't found Sara? Updated!
A Little Princess - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,968 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Complete
Growing Sorrow by RedCloakedMaiden reviews
Into the Woods oneshot, pre-show. The Witch was once a young woman who was beautiful, good and innocent, with a name and a love that would bring her downfall and give her hope again.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Nonetheless by korinara reviews
Hades & Persephone. When did Demeter's flowers pale in comparison to the light of his eyes? She realized that her mother would probably be ashamed, but she could already see her father smiling.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
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This Life Is Perfectly Flawed
Little oneshots for both This Life Will Be Better and Perfectly Flawed. Set (mostly) post-This Life Will Be Better, this will include little things that don't fit anywhere in either story. Mostly fluff, though I am setting it to a T rating to be safe. Mostly OCs, but canon characters may pop in every so often.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/4/2013 - OC
Miniskirts And Guns
An AU Outcome for Solar, the character in Far From Home. Heavily Mass Effect Influenced, so I'm going to put it here. I'll be drabbling in her past, present, future, and how it effects her past/other's cause I can tell you right now-it will. T To be safe.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,786 - Published: 3/5/2013 - OC
Far From Home
A Story based around one of the 'Duct Rats' on the Citadel, her life before and after she was adopted by two Asari, and how her life changed because 'hired gun' meant 'tester for our time machine.'
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,253 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - OC
We Needed a Hero reviews
He always looked up to her. Conrad's thoughts and feelings about Shepard and their interactions through the trilogy. T rating is to play it safe, Conrad's Death is in this piece.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Conrad V. - Complete
This Life Will be Better reviews
Running away can lead to changes, but when a human who can speak Poleepkwan moves into an apartment across the road from District 9, the last thing she expects is to find friends, enemies, and courage. OCxOC in later chapters. Updated Summary because the old one was rubbish.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,852 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Oliver J., OC - Complete
Perfectly Flawed reviews
A Lot can happen in Three Years. the sequel to This Life Will Be Better. T rating is to be safe, as there will be violence in later chapters.
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Oliver J., OC
Apple reviews
Wheatley has an apple sticker on his hull. Tumblr has exploded with ideas, and so, a oneshot was written. Short and sweet, please R&R.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Just for this moment reviews
Wheatly thinks about Chell and just what it is he likes about her. Core!Wheatly, Post-Portal 2 Chelly-based, I guess it's fluff? T to be safe.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
The Dance Of A Chopper
a poem I wrote...kind of about Barry The Chopper, and how he might feel while chopping. Kind of crummy, I think, but give it a read if you like
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Barry the Chopper - Complete
Carter's Birthday reviews
A This Life Will be Better oneshot. Carter's turning six and Victoria wants it to be fun. Slightly failish, there is some Victoria and Adam fluff : Also, this happens before the events of the chapter 'Go To Hell,Jack', so Victoria is uninjured.
District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - OC - Complete