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Joined 02-23-10, id: 2266621, Profile Updated: 08-07-11
Author has written 1 story for Suite Life series.

HI =D!!

My name is Michael.

This is the first time I have let others read what I write. I write stories, but I mainly write dark depressing poems.

Favorite Things:

Music

Ramen

Computer

Ramen

Video games

Ramen

Hanging with my friends

And...

RAMEN!!

Things I despise:

sterotypes!!

fakes

Cholos (for those of you who don't have a clue what a cholo is... A cholo is what we here in the southwest call gangster wannabes.)

haters

Just so you all know, I am white, I am a guy, I am gay. Don't like it... TOUGH ACORNS!!

My favorite pairings are:

SoraXRiku

SoraXRoxas

NarutoXSasuke

NarutoXKiba

NarutoXKonohamaru

ZackXCody

So yeah!! =D

Enjoy my stories XD.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it...

or people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists. (still ditto-ing!)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I like SURFING THE INTERNET, so I must have NO social life.

I have cats as pets, so I must be HATE dogs.

I have dogs as pets, so I must be HATE cats.

I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish

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Brother of mine your heart belongs to me by DaySleeperNightDreamer reviews
Twincest.Zack and Cody have done it they finally decided to go out,But what about barbra? school?what if there mom finds out? God cody cant even think of it but Zack he seems to be fine with everything ZackxCody,ZackCody,Lemon,Twincest.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,713 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Zack M., Cody M.
Better Than Revenge by skittyninja reviews
After dropping Harry off for school, the Dursleys find that Dudley has been kidnapped! What happens if Vernon and Petunia can't find him in time? Will Petunia embrace magic to save her son? Can the Dursleys make it in the Wizarding World? Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Dudley D.
Lady and the Tramp by disenchantedlife reviews
Zack meets a lady, but that lady is a boy. A Tipton boy. And sadly, Zack is just a tramp, and when it comes to Tiptons, they're normally stuck on themselves; but maybe this one is different? M for later chapters. Read internal warnings. slight tw/incest.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,412 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
The Blazing Desire by unrealxXx reviews
This is a story about a young boy with a dark secret and the struggles he has to overcome. With the factors of love, secrets, and betrayal, what will happen Cody? will he ever live a normal life and find true love? Please Rate and Review
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,158 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Cody M., Zack M.
One Night by HaruhixHikaru Love reviews
Naruto just got home from a mission, and while his team continues to bother him, there's only one ninja he really wants.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
HandJob? by In the Pages reviews
The boys are developing a sexual relationship... who knows what could happen. Light, fun, smutty.. been told it's funny. But you make that call. Dedicated to the late Kate Wilson. We all love and miss you.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,433 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Cody M., Zack M.
Love Potion Mischief by Senorita Cumberbatch reviews
Sora buys a love potion to have his crush love him. But his best friend Riku, accidently drinks the potion and declares his love for Sora. SoraxRiku; a mention of Demyx&Zexion & Roxas&Axel smutty moments not for faint of heart.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,707 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Give Me A Reason To Live by AnimeKeepsBreathing reviews
Cody is now an emo-failure, who is broken in more ways then one. When Zack tries to help him, it ends up with blossoming beauty.
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,497 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Oh Sweet Brother of Mine reviews
Cody has always had feelings for Zack, but incest is wrong. Zack realizes how much he actually likes Cody. More than a brother. Will the two get together, or will it end in heartbreak? Twincest, ZackxCody Don't like don't read
Suite Life series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,723 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Cody M., Zack M.