Author has written 1 story for Naruto.
Born: In the USA
Hobbies: Dirtbiking, Reading Fics, Hunting, Gaming, Hanging With Friends, Chasing Girls (and no i am not a Jiriya wannabe)
Favorite Games: Assassins Creed, Aliens Vs Predators, Halo, Call of Duty, Fallout 3, Oblivion.
Favoite Anime: What else... Naruto
Favorite Couples: NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema.
Hates of the anime: Sakura (she takes dumb to a whole new level at times), Sauske (to emo for my tastes), by the way love it when they are bashed hard.
Just got into reading this stuff and figured i'd try my hand at being a critic. I have a few story ideas for the naruhina fans out there, and I'll be posting them sometime in the near future as challanges for our inspiring writers out there. as you can probably tell by now I am a complete naruhina fan for the series and i also enjoy reading some of the crossovers that are posted every now and again. so for any writers that are reading this right now are interested in some of my challanges give my profile a shout and I'll think of something for you and also provide feedback for anything you may be writing. Some guidelines 1) nothing other than naruhina romance/ anything that are above a T rating (rating rule is subject to change but have to give me a good reason). 2) no rape or gay/ lesbian action ( i just don't like to read that). and finally 3) neither can die permanantly in the story. With that in mind if you do't feel inspired or have writers block let me know and i'll see if i can help. But, be patient with me when doing so i'm a slow reader.
Challanges for Writers (Read below, it's important!!!)
This section is a set of idea s I had at work while bored. The ground rules is these fics must have Naruhina, be completed or adopted off if you can't complete it and put some effort into them. These fics can follow origional storyline or go off on a tangent (unless specified). I'd like to see these ideas to come out and make an impression. Here they are.
Foxes of the Mist Challange.
This can start either after the end of the Bikochu mission or a few months after Peins attack. Naruto and Hinata hit it off but keep their relatonship a secret from the village. When the info somehow gets out the Hyuga, with or without Hiashi's consent you choose, attempt to brand Hinata. Naruto saves her, causing a lot of damage, and they both get run out of the village. Several years down the road the some Leaf and Mist Shinobi somehow meet, again your choice how, and our wayward couple is with the Mist ninja allied to the Mist. Naruto has become one of the Seven swordsmen and Hinata is a lot more confident and strong. how the rest goes is up to you, but they both must be alive and wind up unharmed in the end. Doesn't follow origional storyline.
Fox Sage Challange.
Naruto has a misshap during Sage Training where he gains the ability to gather Nature chakra while on the move thanks to the Fox. This can follow the origional story line a little better.
Revive the Namikaze Challange.
Here is the one that has the best chance as a harem fic. Just make sure Hinata is, with lacking a better term, the alpha wife of the harem. You can keep it straightup NaruHina but it might be hard given the situation.
With the 'death' of Garra, Naruto's pain is enough to activate his Harashin Bloodline. The Tri-pronged kunai were a ruse to fool enemies and act as sensors. Namekazes could teleport to any place they hace been to before instantly. When the fox realises this he ives Naruto the basic rundown of the jutsu. After learning the info, Naruto goes forth to ressurect the Namekaze clan, and he know just who to ask him to do this. Will the council intervene and add more women to the clan... that's for you to decide. Doesn't follow origional storyline.
Rules are the same as above but you can get more creative with character development and mike more radical changes.
Assassins Creed Cross
Naruto has been hiding something. There are times where noone can locate him for days then he just shows up out of the blue looking slightly less cheerful than before. the cheerfulness comes back, but a certain Hyuga heir can see through the mask. Later on one of her stalkin... um stealth training exercises using Naruto as the target she sees him training with a peculular set of knives that are attached to his wrists and can retract under his arms effectivlt hiding them. Then she is discovered and you can take it from there with story line.
Naruto returns from his training trip, wearing a tight fitting outfit weird curved blades on his back and pitch black goggles that he never removes in daylight( If you can't guess he had his eyes shined like Riddicks then you don't deserve to write this fic). He fights with more brutal efficiency than ever seen and is very sadistic and closed off from everyone, but can a shy bluenette open his heart a little.
Naruto is taken from the village at the age of 6 by a band of warriors called Spartans. He returns after the Agogi and fights as a ninja with Spartan values. Naruhina.
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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and smirk as everyone wonders just how the heck you managed it
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
I'm smiling. That really should scare you.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas
If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter
If you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing.
When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
He who laughs last thinks slowest
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good
I'm not as dumb as you look
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more free service we offer.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go far it, but don't expect a big reaction...
For people who like peace and quiet: Get a PHONELESS CORD!
I don't get even, I get odder.
I have a photographic memory, but it takes a day to develop.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Love me, Hate me, make a voodoo doll of me and stick it full of pins, I will continue to be indifferent to you.
To be alone is to be different; to be different is to be alone.
The beatings will cease once moral improves.
Excuse me while I find a container for my joy.
People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.
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