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Music is my life

Now for some random pointless stuff!

Some of my favorite books and/or movies that I find absolutely fascinating-

Sweeney Todd- (favorite fic: the one where johanna goes to prison and finds that benjamin barker is her father)

Darkest Powers-(ummmmmmmmm)

Harry Potter-(favorite fics: Rewind/Pressplay/Fastforward and Mimi's Black Rose)



Percy Jackson & the Olympians-(favorite fic: Rachel's jeans fic, where she goes all Oracle crazy)


Avatar: Last Airbender(CARTOON PEOPLE!!! NOT M. NIGHT'S STUPID UNRELATED STORY ABOUT A BOY NAMED AUNG!)(favorite fics: The Other Girl, Leaves from the Vine, Circle of Life)


The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants


My ships:

Aragorn/Eowyn(LOTR)- Arwen just annoyed me with all her angsty crap. Eowyn is bad-ass and so much better for Aragorn.

Janice/Damien(Mean Girls)-Dont kill me!

Toddett(Sweeney Todd)- so sad, since Sweeney Todd became a crazed madman

Mr. Duvall/Ms. Norbury(Mean Girls)-Yep.

Ginny/Tom(HP)-No, not ginny and the modern day Voldemort(ew), Ginny and Tom riddle before he became Voldemort.

Romione(HP)-I hate Dramione, unless its really really good.

Remus/Tonks(HP)-*sobs into a pillow*

Severus/lily(HP)-*sobs harder*

Sally/Michael(Practical Magic)- Again, so sad.

Derek/Chloe(Darkest Powers)- canon, yes. (Sorry if you haven't read the reckoning!We all knew it was going to happen!) But so cuuute!

Buffy/spike(BtVS)- No comment

Seddie(iCarly)-Am I pathetic or what? shipping Nickelodeon?

Older meggie/dustfinger(Inkheart)- Meggie and Dustfinger never really had a chance to know each other. I think Dustfinger is fascinating.


Daniel/JD(Chasing yesterday)- The author made this too obvious.

Kit/Lauren(Darkest Powers)

Katara/Zuko(The Last Airbender)- This is my new obsession. Shipping Nickelodeon again.

Zuko/Suki(The Last Airbender)- Cute.

Sokka/Yue or Suki(The Last Airbender)- Canon but still great.

Love triangle Zuko/Katara/Aang(The Last Airbender)- Hehe. I like seeing Aang mad at Zuko.

Zuko/Song(TLA)- Song is the girl who has a scar on her leg that Zuko met when Iroh got poisoned. He stole her ostrich horse and never saw her again.

Zuko/Jin(TLA)- The girl he kissed the "The Tales of Ba Sing Se"

Maiko(TLA)- Didn't used to be a fan of this, but I kind of like it now.

Percabeth(Percy Jackson/Olympians)- Canon.

Raco(Percy Jackson/Olympians)-Rachel and Nico

Leeda/Gray(Peaches)- Is this series even on this site?







If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Rabbit should kill the kids who won't give him Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

The majority of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile(At the Shellys' house, long story)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love fire and/or wish you were a pyrokenetic, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it into your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13, kags-shessy, Inubabie, MadeNew, MalfoySouza

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If you think that writing non-canon slash is stupid, and you refuse to read things like Harry/Draco, Aragorn/Legolas, and most retardedly, Harry/Snape (wtf?) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter more than the stupid people who only watch the movies because they think Daniel Radcliff is hot, you should know what to do with this.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile

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If you've ever ran into a "Do Not Enter" sign, copy this into your profile.

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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RAWR (all of this stolen from Windy Magic)

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If you believe opposites make the best kick-ass combinations, copy and paste this on your profile.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If you believe Nargles and all the other creatures "Loony" Lovegood talks about exist, copy and paste this on your profile.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie, book, TV show, et cetera and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious

If you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give a f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

i speak fluent sarcasm.

are yhu stoned
or just stupid.!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

I do not deny everything!

Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.

Life's tough...Get a helmet.

I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

What three letters are guaranteed to make men everywhere run for cover?


"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

(Stolen from Windy Magic)


10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.

7. Our magazines have horiscopes.

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm.

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.

(Stolen from Windy Magic)


are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

(stolen from Windy Magic)

The Potter Poll

Which is your favourite Harry Potter book(s)? Deathly Hallows

Which is your favourite Harry Potter movie(s)? OOtP

Who is your favourite HP character(s)? Tom Riddle, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Lily Evans, Severus Snape, Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, Nymphadora Tonks, Andromeda Tonks, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Petunia Dursley, Albus Dumbledore, Merope Gaunt, Rubeus Hagrid, VOLDY-POO, Weasley twins, Molly Weasley, and many more

What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin or Ravenclaw

But what house do you think you'll be in? Ravenclaw

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favourite? The Bloody Baron and Pee and the Grey Lady.

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defense against the dark arts.

Who is your favourite teacher(s) in Hogwarts? Snape, Lupin, McGonagall

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Chaser

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Chaser

Who do you want to make friends with? anyone :)

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Ginny or Luna, guys would be Neville or Harry/Ron

Why would he/she be your best buddy? dunno. they remind me of my real friends

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? of course!

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Harry

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Yesss, I would tell Dumbledore and Snape cuz hes my favorite

Post a character that has the same eye colour as you. Molly Weasley

What colour comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black

What colour comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Purple

What colour comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Orange

What colour comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown

What colour comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green

What colour comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Green

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Nope :)

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? save it until i know i REALLY need it

Do you like the books more or the movies? books

Who's your favourite out of the Marauders? Lupin.

What would your Patronus take shape in? i honestly dont know

What would be your Animagus form? a raven

What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense against the dark arts.

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus.

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Snape.

Hermione or Cho? Hermione

James Potter or Snape? Snape!

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Marauders

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? invisible.

Harry or Ron? Ron.

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks.

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny.

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna.

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore.

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes!

Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? I've eaten both(yes, ive been to orlando, it was awesome) and bertie botts r interesting n fun, but chocolate was delicious!!!!

Death Eaters or Aurors? Death Eaters

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Voldemort.

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? the third.

Is this survey fun or boring? fun.

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? a little. ;P

Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Sure.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Yes.

What’s Hermione’s?

What’s Ron’s?

What’s Harry’s?

What’s Ginny’s?

Have You Seen All The Movies? Yep.

Read All The Books? yep

What Do You Think Of JKR? She's great!


Weasley? George

Character, Overall? Tom Riddle.

Female Character? Ginny

Male Charcter? Tom Riddle

Group Of Characters? Dumbledores Army, Death Eaters

Adult? AAAAAHHHHH IDK snape?Lupin?Moody?Tonks?

Professor? Snape

Ship? Tom/Ginny

Spell? Obliviate, vermus nez, imperio, Sectumsempra

Sweet? bertie botts every flavour beans

Place? Hogwarts.

Weasley Twin? both

Shop? Ollivander's :D, Honeydukes(I HAVE BEEN THERE!!!!ORLANDO, FLORIDA! AWESOMMEEEE!!!!!)

Magical Creature? Pheonix, Basilisk, Hippogriff

Death Eater? Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Bellatrix Lestrange

Least Favorites

Weasley? percy

Character, Overall? Umbridge

Female? Cho Chang, Umbridge, Pansy

Male? Peter Pettigrew, Cornelius Fudge.

Adult? Peter Pettigrew, Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Fenrir Greyback

Student? Crabbe and Goyle, Blaise, Pansy

Spell? Expelliarmus.

Book? Order of the Phoenix.

Ship? Tom/Hermione, Bellatrix/Voldemort, Ron/Pansy, Draco/Hermione(dont kill me dramione lovers!!!)

Sweet? puking pastilles...

Death Eater? Peter Pettigrew, Carrows, Lucius Malfoy

Shop? Madam Puddifoots

Place? Ministry of magic.

Professor? Umbridge

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione? obvious, cute

Harry/Hermione? mrgfhdisdsudfysid

Harry/Ginny? nice. but not after reading R/PP/FF

Harry/Luna? interesting.

Harry/Pansy? *gag*

Ron/Lavander? no.

Ron/Luna? cute.

Ron/Pansy? *GAG*

Ron/Fleur? wtf...?!?!

Hermione/Krum? mehhhhh

Hermione/Draco? only if its believable

Hermione/FredORGeorge? weird but interesting.

James/Lily? "gags" don't like it. but have grown to accept it

Lily/Snape? awww!

Lily/Sirius? um no

Lily/Lupin? NO!

Tonks/Lupin? awesome! :D cute sad fluffy wonderful amazing

Draco/Pansy? see Harry/Pansy

Fred/Angelina? yeppp

Bill/Fleur? weird but cute.

Harry/Cho? Absolutely not!

This Or That?

Harry or Ron? Ron.

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny.

Neville or Seamus? Neville.

Snape or Slughorn? Snape.

Fred Or George? jk rowiling made us choose. never again.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Krum/Hermione

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer.

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? The Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Snape/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogsmeade

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Bertie Botts

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Barty Crouch.

Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw but Gryffindor in some extent.

Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? Hufflepuff.

Gryffindor or Slytherin? Slytherin.

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw

Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Slytherin!

Slytherin or Hufflepuff? Slytherin. Hufflepuffs annoy me. all they do is talk about happiness.


Have you Been to A Release Party? no.

Ever cried while reading one of the books? yep.

Movie? nope.

Books or Movies? books

Had A Dream About Harry Potter? yep. many times

Been To A Fansite? yep.

Been to JKR’s Site? yesh

Have You Ever Roleplayed? yep

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? Serafina Lily Potter

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? didnt use to hide it, now i do

Did it/ Does it work? sometimes

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? yes. halloween

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? Now I noticed.

Did you just try to prove that wrong? yes

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials? yeah.

Did you just try to prove that wrong? nope

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike? yes.

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike? a little

Do you write fanfiction? try to :P

Do you like to write fanfiction? sometimes.

Ever had Harry Potter Candy? YESSSS DELICIOUS

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? yep. from jenn lane and my dad

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? yes. OOtP

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? no

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? some of them

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? I have but I cant't remeber right now xP

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) see above.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? of course.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? who wouldn't?

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? no.

Have You Had An RP Party? no.

Do You Want To? wtf

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? no

Have You Ever Wrote One? nope.

Do You Want To? not really.

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? no

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it. no

Are You Going To Write One? no

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? yes. very much.

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? maybe


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:(stolen from dijah12)

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (yeah, but it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

By St. Fang of Boredom!

(Also stolen from dijah12)

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

(Note from me(MalfoySouza) This is awesome! It's really true!)

I took a quiz. I got this-Gryffindor:59 points

Hufflepuff: 57 points

Ravenclaw: 62 points

Slytherin: 77 points

I am apparently a true Slytherin.


Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."

Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.

wtf?!?!? Rlly? i think im more of a Ravenclaw...


Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."

Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).

Fine. I'm a Slytherclaw.




Draco Malfoy song--Perfect by Simple Plan

TomxGinny song--Love Story by Taylor Swift

"My father said she was born lucky. He said I was lucky to be born. I don't need luck though. I've always had to struggle and fight and it's made me strong. It's made me who I am." ~Zuko, ATLAB, Siege of the North Pt.2Book 1

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Jigsaw Pieces by Jess.91 reviews
Short one shots, not drabbles, of various eras, character and genres. - Because life's all jigsaw pieces, they just don't always fit -
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 198 - Words: 242,399 - Reviews: 2383 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/24/2017 - Published: 10/14/2007
100 Things Not To Do At Lyle House by Wolf's Thorn reviews
ok so i got bored and had been reading 520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts and got an idea. so i keep comin up w/ more rules 2 add & have decided 2 add a chapter everytime i come up w/ 50 or more new rules. but the titel will remain the same.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/4/2010
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 5930 - Favs: 13,067 - Follows: 4,601 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What If? by LemonCheese reviews
Starting at Goblet of Fire, a parallel telling of the story through Hermione's eyes. What if she went with someone else to the Yule Ball? What if he was a Slytherin? What if she fell for him? What if he loved her back? Book quotes included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,552 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Really Nice Eyes by Lily-Finn178 reviews
AU Chlerek/ "New Girl, It's been a week. Stop staring at me." Her head jerked up, eyes flying across the room to the solitary desk by the window. Where Derek Souza’s captivating green eyes were glaring at her.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,100 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Avatar: Rites of Passage by Canada Cowboy reviews
Each character grows up with a set of experiences unique to themselves. Watch each person describe what went through their minds and how they changed as they reacted to the world. These are their stories, these are their rites of passage.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 392,761 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Fast Forward by pop-pop-bananas reviews
Third in the trilogy. Seq to Press Play. This is the best thing that could be happening, but it's never that simple. You always knew that it wasn't going to be easy, but no-one ever told you that it was going to be this hard. TomxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 179,162 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Pranking the Marauders by flyin'rabbit reviews
Lily Evans has had enough. For years, she has had to watch those stupid Marauders constantly prank and harass her oldest friend, Severus Snape. For years, nobody has tried to fight back. But that's over now, as Lily is planning on pranking the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Deleted Scenes by Lord Shade reviews
A drabble series about the events that you didn't see on TV. Ranges from love, angst, tragedy, misunderstandings, and all that other good stuff. Rated T just to be safe. Come on, you know want to read it. Accepting challenges. REVISED.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009
Mimi's Black Rose by xxSammySabotagexx reviews
Hermione sat beneath her tree, eyes pointed towards the sky. Tears were running down her face, as she slowly whispered, "I'm going to die." :: HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,023 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Deepest Desires by dramione0917 reviews
Draco wanders around after hours and finds the Mirror of Erised, and in it, he sees his deepest desire.D/Hr. Chapter four up! After Hermione gets paralyzed by the basilisk, why did Draco seem so intent on visiting her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,184 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Horizon by Katia11 reviews
"Aang, you're dying, and I can't help you," she whispered, her tears spilling onto her cheeks. "I-keep trying, but I-I can't." She stuttered through chokes of her tears." Katara/ Aang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Belonging by Jinx444 reviews
Chloe, Derek, Simon, Tori, and Casey are trying to find a way to shut down the Edison Group from the inside Please read my version of 'The Reckoning' before reading this if you haven't already. Diclaimor:I do not own Darkest Powers Please Read & Review!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,333 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
If I Could Have You Back by coffeeaddict42 reviews
After Zuko became Firelord, an old friend came to visit him... Enjoy, Jinko lovers ;
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Zuko, Jin - Complete
A Father's Estimation by Casa Circe reviews
ZUTARA WEEK 2010 Day One: Family. An unexpected visitor on Ember Island brings a new perspective to the budding interest between Zuko and Katara. Enjoy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hakoda, Zuko - Complete
Song of the Grave by Gentle Catastrophe reviews
Little did Iroh know that he wasn't the only one who respectfully visited his son's grave. One-shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Iroh, Lu Ten - Complete
Midnight Passion Flower by sparklesthedark reviews
He wants to stop her, because, Agni, he wonders the exact same thing every night. Some alarm was going off in the back of his brain, but he didn't do anything to try and shut it off.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Farther Away by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. If his brother ever bothered to do this for either of his children, Iroh will eat his pai sho board.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
What No One Knows by TheTrekkieGirl reviews
Featuring the Avatar gang, and the secrets they keep inside. I currently have thirteen bucks on me, do you really thing I could OWN Avatar?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
A Message from the Fire Lord by roflZuko reviews
Rrgh, how do you use these things? Hey, you! Yeah, you-the one looking this way. I order you to come and listen. It's the least you can do, after all.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Dear Mai by Clare-ity reviews
Ever wonder what that letter really said?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Meat and Sarcasm by Nana'sTeaParty reviews
Someone has to be the first to forgive: Sokka and Zuko have some early-morning bonding over sarcasm and meat. One-shot taking place between The Firebending Masters and The Southern Raiders.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Conflicted by Isolde Necrophilia reviews
It was a little devastating, Zuko's life. And she could take him away from it all. Because they were just two people. But he had run away. - A brief reflection from Zuko's point of view, set in the last episode of Book Two.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Truth by A Twisted Vine reviews
Katara tells a lie. Z/K
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Evoke by L.A.H.H reviews
A picture paints a thousand words...but the memories they can bring forth are far more than that. Moments from the lives of the Next Generation, as they inherit the world their parents saved for them. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 65 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
You Are Not The Man I Want To Be by sahrmael reviews
Before leaving the Fire Nation to aid the Avatar, Prince Zuko leaves his father, Firelord Ozai, with a letter of departure. A letter that reveals the turmoil within the tormented young soul that a heartless father helped to create.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Zuko, Ozai - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Leca B reviews
"She was the oracle. She had predicted his happy ending. And now she got to have privileged visions of his brilliant life without her." Rachel-fic. Percabeth mentioned. May be a little OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Rachel D. - Complete
Time of Pranks by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
A series of humorous oneshots. The war is still going on but boredom reigns supreme during the times when Camp Half-Blood and Mount Olympus have nothing to do. Pranks, jokes, lightning storms, tsunamis, coffee, candy and more... ON HOLD
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Soldier Boy poem by mbriscoe99 reviews
I extended Iroh's 'Solder Boy' song as heard in the "Tales of Ba Sing Se" episode. My first attempt at poetry.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Iroh, Lu Ten - Complete
Midnight Hero by FoxBlitz reviews
Zuko x Jin Oneshot. The streets at night are dangerous. Pretty girls really shouldn't wander.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Zuko, Jin - Complete
The Phantom of the Opera: The Way it Should Be by ohiansomerhalder reviews
Everyone knows that Raoul shouldn't have gotten Christine in the end. This is how it should have went. It stays true to the movie up until after Christine and Raoul leave. First 2 chapters take place starting with Don Juan.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,035 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
Dearest Draco by Narcissa Raie reviews
Ginny replies to a letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Pink and Black by Victoria Lucinda reviews
Ginny goes through the remaining two years of Hogwarts dealing with any teen girl go through—almost. It’s more than Draco & Ginny behind the story. She’s easily loved, but stubborn. Her best friends don’t know what hit them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Silently Dying by oh.sweet.sarcasm reviews
He knows he'll never have her, but while he waits, he knows that he'll remain silently dying. Dramione Drabble! Please R&R :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by reviews
“I can’t believe I’m actually doing this. Am I really that desperate for acceptance, to go and help Derek with GIRL advice?-- Great, now I‘m caught up in the middle”-Tori. Continuing from the 2nd book. Full summary inside.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,956 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Foolish by Kayka-chan reviews
Derek is such a foolish person. Honestly. DerekXChloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,883 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Bookworm and the Ferret by abro5 reviews
6 years after the war, Hermione is content with her job, her friends and her family. However, when Draco Malfoy turns up in her bookstore, little did she know that her life would take an unexpected turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,710 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Holding by Maddy-Claire reviews
A story following Chloe from the point where they first get to the safe-house, and when they leave. Some Awakening spoilers. Rated K , but contains some action/violence. COMPLETE
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 24,439 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Until The End by Fro-Tail reviews
Contains unexpected twists. You will find out who Chloe ends up with. What Derek's change is like, and what happens to Simon and Tori. My friends begged for more. Now, I'm posting it on here, so you will, too.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Chloe S.
The Wonderful World of Women by SweeneyLovett reviews
Just a little skit between Chloe and Derek, with Simon at the end.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Don't Mess with Aphrodite by Athena's legacy reviews
When love magic attacks! My first fanfic. Hope you like it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
OneSided Conversation by Sara Jaye reviews
Set after The Western Air Temple. Zuko and Appa have a heart to heart about the former's struggle for acceptance within the Gaang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Zuko, Appa - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
What Hurts The Most by Twitz reviews
Jesse Aarons tells us what hurts the most for him after Leslie died. This isn't a songfic. Oneshot. Review please!
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Recognition by Draconian Elflord reviews
What would have happened if Sweeney had recognized Johanna? What, really, could he tell her? My first ST:DBoFS fiction. Please read and review. Criticism, even harsh criticism is welcome
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sweeney T., Johanna B. - Complete
Circle of Life by ZombieRider reviews
Short oneshot portraying Appa's death. Read and Review please.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Aang, Appa - Complete
Leaves From the Vine by Phantom Thief Zel reviews
The twenty-year celebration is upon them, but Fire Lord Zuko is faced with another, more saddening anniversary that demands recognition. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Love’s fool by Lilya reviews
Mrs. Lovett had never believed in love, until it came knocking at her door. It would lead her to her downfall.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Rag Doll Going Down by lye tea reviews
In the end, few things matter. /Zuko x Jin/
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Zuko, Jin - Complete
Hurt by Caranora reviews
Jinko, PreShot to Mushi Tea, Starring Iroh! Jin was hurt. It hurt because, she knew. But she didn't care...Fire can bring a warmth, too.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Jin, Zuko - Complete
I Blame the Muffin by Magical Moo reviews
It was the muffin. All of this was the muffin’s fault, I decided. If it hadn’t been for that wretched, evildoing bread product, I wouldn’t be in such an incredibly... compromising situation right now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
It's Complicated by zoetekohana reviews
"It's complicated." "Why?" "Because—you don't know me!" "I want to get to know you." "No! No, trust me, you don't!" [Zujin]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2006 - [Zuko, Jin] - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
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Golden Roze reviews
I suck at summaries. Roze is a Fire Nation princess. Her mother gave her away at birth. She has never met her family, and she now lives in the Southern Water Tribe. But when the Avatar appears at the Tribe, her life takes a huge turn. Whole series.Z/M,K/A
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Zuko, Ursa
Love Story
Songfic based off of pop-pop-bananas trilogy, Rewind/PressPlay/Fastforward. If you haven't read those, then you can't read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete