![]() Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Avatar: Last Airbender. Haaaaaaay.(; Name:Raven Eye color: Brown. THATS ABOUT AS MUCH INFORMATION IM GONNA GIVE! :D:D:D You are all stalkers.(: :¨·.·¨: Amanda R. Naty Bentley Janine ,Alicia Mia P(moho!) Kiera Anna Brandon=) Olivia Kingsley=) Edwin=) Curtis(dinosaur)=) Caylin Ilyssa Samantha C Sara Maria Nina Gretta Alexx Caseyy •*¨*•.¸¸❤¸¸.•*¨*• Now for some random pointless stuff! Some of my favorite books and/or movies that I find absolutely fascinating- Sweeney Todd- (favorite fic: the one where johanna goes to prison and finds that benjamin barker is her father) Darkest Powers-(ummmmmmmmm) Harry Potter-(favorite fics: Rewind/Pressplay/Fastforward and Mimi's Black Rose) Inkheart LOTR Percy Jackson & the Olympians-(favorite fic: Rachel's jeans fic, where she goes all Oracle crazy) Peaches Avatar: Last Airbender(CARTOON PEOPLE!!! NOT M. NIGHT'S STUPID UNRELATED STORY ABOUT A BOY NAMED AUNG!)(favorite fics: The Other Girl, Leaves from the Vine, Circle of Life) Willow-(Moments) The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Glee My ships: Aragorn/Eowyn(LOTR)- Arwen just annoyed me with all her angsty crap. Eowyn is bad-ass and so much better for Aragorn. Janice/Damien(Mean Girls)-Dont kill me! Toddett(Sweeney Todd)- so sad, since Sweeney Todd became a crazed madman Mr. Duvall/Ms. Norbury(Mean Girls)-Yep. Ginny/Tom(HP)-No, not ginny and the modern day Voldemort(ew), Ginny and Tom riddle before he became Voldemort. Romione(HP)-I hate Dramione, unless its really really good. Remus/Tonks(HP)-*sobs into a pillow* Severus/lily(HP)-*sobs harder* Sally/Michael(Practical Magic)- Again, so sad. Derek/Chloe(Darkest Powers)- canon, yes. (Sorry if you haven't read the reckoning!We all knew it was going to happen!) But so cuuute! Buffy/spike(BtVS)- No comment Seddie(iCarly)-Am I pathetic or what? shipping Nickelodeon? Older meggie/dustfinger(Inkheart)- Meggie and Dustfinger never really had a chance to know each other. I think Dustfinger is fascinating. Me/Draco-*swoons* Daniel/JD(Chasing yesterday)- The author made this too obvious. Kit/Lauren(Darkest Powers) Katara/Zuko(The Last Airbender)- This is my new obsession. Shipping Nickelodeon again. Zuko/Suki(The Last Airbender)- Cute. Sokka/Yue or Suki(The Last Airbender)- Canon but still great. Love triangle Zuko/Katara/Aang(The Last Airbender)- Hehe. I like seeing Aang mad at Zuko. Zuko/Song(TLA)- Song is the girl who has a scar on her leg that Zuko met when Iroh got poisoned. He stole her ostrich horse and never saw her again. Zuko/Jin(TLA)- The girl he kissed the "The Tales of Ba Sing Se" Maiko(TLA)- Didn't used to be a fan of this, but I kind of like it now. Percabeth(Percy Jackson/Olympians)- Canon. Raco(Percy Jackson/Olympians)-Rachel and Nico Leeda/Gray(Peaches)- Is this series even on this site? Willow/Guy(Willow)-canon Quinn/Puck(Glee) Rachel/Finn(Glee) Tina/Artie(Glee) Santana/Puck(Glee) Stuff- If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the Rabbit should kill the kids who won't give him Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. The majority of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile(At the Shellys' house, long story) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love fire and/or wish you were a pyrokenetic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vice-versa, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it into your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13, kags-shessy, Inubabie, MadeNew, MalfoySouza If you think that being unique is better than being cool put this on your profile. If your parents have ever told you that you aren't normal and you are proud of it put this on your profile. If you think that writing non-canon slash is stupid, and you refuse to read things like Harry/Draco, Aragorn/Legolas, and most retardedly, Harry/Snape (wtf?) then copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter more than the stupid people who only watch the movies because they think Daniel Radcliff is hot, you should know what to do with this. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile If you don’t care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy this into your profile If you've ever ran into a "Do Not Enter" sign, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile If you believe opposites make the best kick-ass combinations, copy and paste this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile. RAWR (all of this stolen from Windy Magic) Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! The below statement is true The above statement is false Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If you believe opposites make the best kick-ass combinations, copy and paste this on your profile. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If you believe Nargles and all the other creatures "Loony" Lovegood talks about exist, copy and paste this on your profile. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield. If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie, book, TV show, et cetera and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust? I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me? If two wrongs don't make a right...try three. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious If you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'! OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird! let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give a f about' notebook. yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid. i speak fluent sarcasm. are yhu stoned I don't obsess, I think intensely! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda." I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned. "The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf." "Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..." "Nobody move! I dropped my brain." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it. Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist. If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. I do not deny everything! Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage. Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us. Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? The road to success is always under construction. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement. Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway. Life's tough...Get a helmet. I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever! I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now! SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again... If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? What three letters are guaranteed to make men everywhere run for cover? PMS "Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for." "Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you." "If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words." Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way. Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum? People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. (Stolen from Windy Magic) 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks. 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies. 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly. 7. Our magazines have horiscopes. 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around. 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm. 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month. 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have. 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket. 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing. (Stolen from Windy Magic) Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. (stolen from Windy Magic) The Potter Poll Which is your favourite Harry Potter book(s)? Deathly Hallows Which is your favourite Harry Potter movie(s)? OOtP Who is your favourite HP character(s)? Tom Riddle, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Lily Evans, Severus Snape, Albus Severus Potter, Draco Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, Nymphadora Tonks, Andromeda Tonks, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Petunia Dursley, Albus Dumbledore, Merope Gaunt, Rubeus Hagrid, VOLDY-POO, Weasley twins, Molly Weasley, and many more What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin or Ravenclaw But what house do you think you'll be in? Ravenclaw Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favourite? The Bloody Baron and Pee and the Grey Lady. What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defense against the dark arts. Who is your favourite teacher(s) in Hogwarts? Snape, Lupin, McGonagall Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Chaser Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Chaser Who do you want to make friends with? anyone :) If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Ginny or Luna, guys would be Neville or Harry/Ron Why would he/she be your best buddy? dunno. they remind me of my real friends If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? of course! If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Harry If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? Yesss, I would tell Dumbledore and Snape cuz hes my favorite Post a character that has the same eye colour as you. Molly Weasley What colour comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Black What colour comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Purple What colour comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Orange What colour comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Brown What colour comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green What colour comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Green Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Nope :) If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? save it until i know i REALLY need it Do you like the books more or the movies? books Who's your favourite out of the Marauders? Lupin. What would your Patronus take shape in? i honestly dont know What would be your Animagus form? a raven What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense against the dark arts. Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Remus. Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Snape. Hermione or Cho? Hermione James Potter or Snape? Snape! Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid The Marauders or The Golden Trio? Marauders Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? invisible. Harry or Ron? Ron. Fleur or Tonks? Tonks. Hermione or Ginny? Ginny. Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna. Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore. Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes! Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? I've eaten both(yes, ive been to orlando, it was awesome) and bertie botts r interesting n fun, but chocolate was delicious!!!! Death Eaters or Aurors? Death Eaters Dumbledore or Voldemort? Voldemort. Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? the third. Is this survey fun or boring? fun. Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? a little. ;P Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Sure. Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Yes. What’s Hermione’s? What’s Ron’s? What’s Harry’s? What’s Ginny’s? Have You Seen All The Movies? Yep. Read All The Books? yep What Do You Think Of JKR? She's great! Favorites Weasley? George Character, Overall? Tom Riddle. Female Character? Ginny Male Charcter? Tom Riddle Group Of Characters? Dumbledores Army, Death Eaters Adult? AAAAAHHHHH IDK snape?Lupin?Moody?Tonks? Professor? Snape Ship? Tom/Ginny Spell? Obliviate, vermus nez, imperio, Sectumsempra Sweet? bertie botts every flavour beans Place? Hogwarts. Weasley Twin? both Shop? Ollivander's :D, Honeydukes(I HAVE BEEN THERE!!!!ORLANDO, FLORIDA! AWESOMMEEEE!!!!!) Magical Creature? Pheonix, Basilisk, Hippogriff Death Eater? Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Bellatrix Lestrange Least Favorites Weasley? percy Character, Overall? Umbridge Female? Cho Chang, Umbridge, Pansy Male? Peter Pettigrew, Cornelius Fudge. Adult? Peter Pettigrew, Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Fenrir Greyback Student? Crabbe and Goyle, Blaise, Pansy Spell? Expelliarmus. Book? Order of the Phoenix. Ship? Tom/Hermione, Bellatrix/Voldemort, Ron/Pansy, Draco/Hermione(dont kill me dramione lovers!!!) Sweet? puking pastilles... Death Eater? Peter Pettigrew, Carrows, Lucius Malfoy Shop? Madam Puddifoots Place? Ministry of magic. Professor? Umbridge Couples? What Do You Think? Ron/Hermione? obvious, cute Harry/Hermione? mrgfhdisdsudfysid Harry/Ginny? nice. but not after reading R/PP/FF Harry/Luna? interesting. Harry/Pansy? *gag* Ron/Lavander? no. Ron/Luna? cute. Ron/Pansy? *GAG* Ron/Fleur? wtf...?!?! Hermione/Krum? mehhhhh Hermione/Draco? only if its believable Hermione/FredORGeorge? weird but interesting. James/Lily? "gags" don't like it. but have grown to accept it Lily/Snape? awww! Lily/Sirius? um no Lily/Lupin? NO! Tonks/Lupin? awesome! :D cute sad fluffy wonderful amazing Draco/Pansy? see Harry/Pansy Fred/Angelina? yeppp Bill/Fleur? weird but cute. Harry/Cho? Absolutely not! This Or That? Harry or Ron? Ron. Hermione or Ginny? Ginny. Neville or Seamus? Neville. Snape or Slughorn? Snape. Fred Or George? jk rowiling made us choose. never again. Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? Harry/Luna Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Krum/Hermione Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer. Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes? Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? The Three Broomsticks James/Lily or Snape/Lily? Snape/Lily Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogsmeade Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley. Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor. Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Bertie Botts Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly. Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Barty Crouch. Gryffindor or Ravenclaw? Ravenclaw but Gryffindor in some extent. Gryffindor or Hufflepuff? Hufflepuff. Gryffindor or Slytherin? Slytherin. Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw Ravenclaw or Slytherin? Slytherin! Slytherin or Hufflepuff? Slytherin. Hufflepuffs annoy me. all they do is talk about happiness. Random Have you Been to A Release Party? no. Ever cried while reading one of the books? yep. Movie? nope. Books or Movies? books Had A Dream About Harry Potter? yep. many times Been To A Fansite? yep. Been to JKR’s Site? yesh Have You Ever Roleplayed? yep If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? Serafina Lily Potter Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? didnt use to hide it, now i do Did it/ Does it work? sometimes Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? yes. halloween Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? Now I noticed. Did you just try to prove that wrong? yes Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials? yeah. Did you just try to prove that wrong? nope Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike? yes. Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike? a little Do you write fanfiction? try to :P Do you like to write fanfiction? sometimes. Ever had Harry Potter Candy? YESSSS DELICIOUS Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? yep. from jenn lane and my dad Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? yes. OOtP Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? no Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? some of them Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? I have but I cant't remeber right now xP What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) see above. Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? of course. Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? who wouldn't? Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? no. Have You Had An RP Party? no. Do You Want To? wtf Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? no Have You Ever Wrote One? nope. Do You Want To? not really. Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? no If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it. no Are You Going To Write One? no IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? yes. very much. Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter? maybe OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:(stolen from dijah12) On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!). On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (yeah, but it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD By St. Fang of Boredom! (Also stolen from dijah12) Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS (Note from me(MalfoySouza) This is awesome! It's really true!) I took a quiz. I got this-Gryffindor:59 points Hufflepuff: 57 points Ravenclaw: 62 points Slytherin: 77 points I am apparently a true Slytherin. Slytherin Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest." Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort. wtf?!?!? Rlly? i think im more of a Ravenclaw... Ravenclaw Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest." Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor). Fine. I'm a Slytherclaw. YAY!!GO AWESOME DRAMIONE WRITERS AND AWESOME CHLEREK WRITERS!!AND AWESOME GINNY/TOM WRITERS!!!!!!MY FAVORITE STORY OF ALL TIME IS...*DRUM ROLL* THE REWIND/PRESSPLAY/FASTFORWARD TRILOGY AND OF COURSE THANK ALL THE ACTUAL AUTHORS OUT THERE FOR COMING UP WITH THESE AMAZING STORIES!! Draco Malfoy song--Perfect by Simple Plan TomxGinny song--Love Story by Taylor Swift "My father said she was born lucky. He said I was lucky to be born. I don't need luck though. I've always had to struggle and fight and it's made me strong. It's made me who I am." ~Zuko, ATLAB, Siege of the North Pt.2Book 1 |
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