Coolio101
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Joined 02-23-10, id: 2266851, Profile Updated: 03-17-15
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, and Bleach.

Hi there! Welcome to my profile. I love reading, and occasionally indulging my imagination with writing. I enjoy reading both het and slash. Just a warning, I'm a sporadic updater at best. I write when inspiration strikes, no more. I believe that forcing myself to write would do both myself and my stories injustice. I appreciate any constructive criticism (no flames please!) and suggestions on how to make my writing better. Feel free to pm me whenever! And reviews are always, always welcome. I read each and every one of them.

Just some general information about me:

Age: Older than 13, younger than thirty.

Gender: Female

Name: None of your business

Hobbies: Reading fanfiction, reading in general, watching movies, Solitaire, listening to music, etc.

Favorite pairings:

Harry Potter-- Tom Riddle or Voldemort/Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood

Naruto-- Itachi/Naruto, Kakashi/Naruto, Gaara/Naruto and occasionally Sasuke/Naruto (I do prefer Sasuke's older brother though)

Hikaru no Go-- Sai/Hikaru

Final Fantasy 7-- Sephiroth/Cloud, Zack/Aerith, Vincent/Cloud (thanks, Esama)

Bleach-- Byakuya/Hisana, Gin/Rangiku, Ishida/Nemu

Prince of Tennis-- Fuji/Ryoma, Tezuka/Ryoma

Katekyo Hitman Reborn-- Reborn/Tsuna

Fullmetal Alchemist-- Roy/Ed

Eyeshield 21-- Shin/Sena, Sena/Everyone

Kuroko no Basuke-- GoM/Kuroko, Akashi/Kuroko

Teen Wolf-- Peter/Stiles

Twilight-- Aro/Bella

Current Works in Progress:

3/17/15

Chapter 9 of WTL is 80% done and will likely be posted at the end of this month. I have some preliminary plans for Chapter 10, so hopefully I can get started on that soonish too.

3/6/15

Posted Chapter 8 early, Chapter 9 is ten percent done. My muse is actually inspired for once so lets hope this lasts.

3/4/15

Chapter 8 is fifty percent done! Hopefully I'll get around to posting it sometime this month :)

2/13/15

Byakuya Interlude posted, next chapter is about 5% done.

12/8/14

The next chapter is taking a bit longer than expected to write, but I've mostly gotten around the massive writer's block I've been having and it's about 40% done now. I'll probably post it around next week or so, hopefully.

10/19/14

Walk Two Lifetimes: Byakuya Interlude is about 25% done, and will probably be posted after the next chapter. Chapter 6 is roughly 5% done and will hopefully be posted around Thanksgiving?

9/28/14

From Homeless Thief to Vampire Queen: Hiatus for now. Can't really scrounge up any interest in this fandom anymore, sorry.

Walk Two Lifetimes: New story! Currently have the next two chapters pretty much completely planned out, and after that...only a vague idea of where I want to take things, so updates will probably slow down after Chapter 6. My muse seems to be pretty happy with this story so far, so expect updates soonish. As soon as I figure out how the hell I'm going to go about not failing school.

7/5/13

From Homeless Thief to Vampire Queen: Finally updated! I don't have any plans of abandoning this story, but updates will be few and far between. However, I do plan on updating again this summer. To be honest, I've lost a lot of interest in Twilight. Canon!Bella pisses me off a lot, which is probably why I go out of my way to make my Bella as different as possible. Still, writing this is too fun for me to give it up, at least for now.

Searching for a Silver Lining-- On hiatus. Like with Twilight, I'm also taking a break from Harry Potter. While I still occasionally read it, I currently have zero inspiration for writing it, and I apologize for that.

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(o.o) This is Bunny.

Favorite Witty/Funny Lines/Insults (NOT MINE) :

- "When you were born something terrible happened; you lived."

- "I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb."

- "I like you, I have no taste, but I like you."

- "You were born at home, but when your mother saw you she went to the hospital."

- "Someday you'll go far, and I hope you stay there."

- "Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them."

- "Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go."

- "You're something that someone would only meet in a nightmare."

- "You have such a big mouth; you could eat a banana sideways."

- "There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half; I don't want two of you around."

- "Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning?"

- "If you ever need a friend, you'll have to get a dog."

- "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental."

- "I will always cherish the initial misconception I had about you."

- "I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."

- "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

- "You do serve at least one useful purpose in life, as a horrible example."

- "I'm busy now; can I ignore you some other time?"

- "Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?"

- "It's too bad stupidity isn't painful."

- "Don't say things like that; it just makes you sound stupid. In fact, don't talk at all. It just makes you sound stupid."

- "Thinking isn't your strong point, is it?"

- "If I've said anything to offend you, I mean it."

- "I would love to insult you, but you wouldn't understand."

- "One good thing about you, you’re easy to ignore."

-"Why do you get up in the morning?"

- "You're a person of rare intelligence; it's rare when you show any."

- "Hey, I’m sorry, I’m not being rude; it’s just that you don’t matter."

- "I wish we were better strangers."

- "I'd explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons with me."

- "Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?"

- "Are you a moron, or are you possessed by a retarded ghost?"

- "Don't try so hard, I couldn't like you any less."

- "You’re having delusions of competence."

- "I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared"

- "I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."

- "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

- "Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids."

- "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

- "Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."

- "Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."

- "If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people get married more than once?"

-" I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere."

- "On the other hand, you have different fingers."

- "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."

- "It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living."

- "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

-"Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs."

-"When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia."

-"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"

-"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

-"Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician."

-"Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry."

-"The "bishop" came to my church today.. that guy was an imposter, he never once moved diagonally."

-"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."

-"Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy."

-"I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife."

-"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."

-"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers."

-"Caution: I drive like you do."

-"Why can't you be a non-conformist like everybody else?"

-"Out Of My Mind; Back In Five Minutes"

-"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."

-"I told my wife she should treat me like a fine wine... -- She locked me in a dark cellar..."

-"Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge"

-"If God intended men to smoke, He would have set him on fire."

-"Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?"

-"Cause of death: drowned in absurdity."

-"Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it."

-"Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement."

-"Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends."

-"I never pirated it...it was donated. by the file fairy. I put a blank CD under my pillow at night.."

-"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

-"Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens."

-"Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it."

-"Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your children."

-"If you're at the airport and see mistle toe above the conveyor belt... You can kiss your luggage goodbye!"

-"FATAL ERROR: Size of thought exceeds available memory."

-" "My dad wants to show he's not mad by taking you out hunting with him" "

-"We totally deny the allegations, and we're trying to identify the allegators."

-"How to get out of a speeding ticket: Always carry a cooler with a big red cross on it - 'Officer, I MUST get to the hospital' "

-"When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions."

-"No shoes, No shirt, No service.. So do I have to wear pants?"

-"On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd say... oh, somewhere in there."

-"If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous."

-"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

-"Bob's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!"

-"When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting."

-"If spelling tests tell you how well you spell, then what do urine tests tell you?"

-"The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon."

-"I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars."

-"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."

-"No, I don't trust in god. He'll have to pay up front, like everybody else."

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

Set sail in a general that way direction.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tell the truth and run.

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Yes, life can always get better, but worse is more likely. (I personally came up with this one.)

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.

The White man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
hen I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

FUNERAL:
When you rearrange the letters:
REAL FUN

Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!

'I wished upon a falling star to make me stronger. It came true because the next day I was able to stand while watching you walk away.'

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing

Two wrongs may not make a right, but three rights make a left.

I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you’re playing charades. No one will believe you.

I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at the insides of my eyelids

Hear no evil. See no evil. Make some evil

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

I am a fruit-loop in a world full of Cheerios.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes.

Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

after a year in therapy my psychiatrist said "maybe life isn't for everyone"

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

We're all a little weird. And life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

Directions to Llama-land:
Left at the rainbow, Right at the unicorn. And if you've passed the penguin, you've gone too far.

heads or tails? heads: your mine, tails: im yours

When the world is ending, I'm throwing the party!

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

if payback's a bitch and revenge is sweet then im the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet

i know you're probably thinking...OH NO SHE DIDN'T! but i just totally did ;D

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned."

They say greener grass on the other side but its probably just artificial turf.

Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for.

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

'Make a bet with me, and I will win. Fight me, and you will loose. Tell me I can't, and I will. Tell me to, and I won't. Dare me, and I'll do it. Say I can, and I will.'

'Try and run from me and I'll trip you before I kick your ass.'

'If I had a baseball bat I'd hit you with it.'

'Try me and see what you get.'

'Hurt the ones I love about again and I will show you the meaning of hell on Earth'

'Touch me and you will loose your life.'

'You really shouldn't have pissed off the person who can make your life a living hell.'

'I'll protect my friends because I know they're worth protecting.'

'I don't give crap what they said because everybody has a talent. they are wrong and I know you can be the best you are.'

'Do you really want to try and hurt me?'

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

agree with me now- it will saw sooo much time

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. We're not obsessed, we're just best friends.

I'm not afriad of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

It doesn't matter whether the glass if half-full or half-empty. Just drink the damn thing and get it over with.

Remember, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, twenty-eight to smile, but hey, it only takes four to reach out and to punch someone.

Advice is what we ask for when we already have the answer but wish we didn't.

Don'y play games with a girl who can play better.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

Pain is inevitable, but suffering is not.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control.

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame

The past. It's done. It's unchangeable. Move on.

Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.

No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

The best things in life are unseen. That's why we colse our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who never will. So don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as hard. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.

If it wasn't for physics and the law, hell, I'd be unstoppable.

Fear nothing. Risk everything.

Growing old is mandatory...but growing up my friends, well that is optional.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

FINE= the real definition:

F.reaked Out

I.nsecure

N.uerotic

E.motional

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

So why bother?

Really Good Questions

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.
If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Can you daydream at night?
Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Can a black person join the kkk?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?
How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why can't donuts be square?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?
If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?
Do people in prison celebrate halloween... if so how?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?
What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?
What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Can you cry under water?
Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?
If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
How come all of the planets are spherical?
How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?
when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
What do people in China call their good plates?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?
Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
What are the handles for corn on the cob called?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
Do your eyes change color when you die?
Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?
If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
What do you call male ballerinas?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
Can bald men get lice?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?
Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?
How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
Was Jesus a virgin when he died?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,064 - Reviews: 4470 - Favs: 7,192 - Follows: 7,857 - Updated: 23h ago - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
how to manage your very own yakuza family by exocara reviews
A series of (somewhat unfortunate) events has led to a misunderstanding. A grave misunderstanding. "Sawada Tsunayoshi. Eleven years old. The heir to the Hisakata Yakuza. Somehow." (Story starts Pre-Reborn)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/22 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Game of Life by exocara reviews
From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,482 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Ghost in the Machine by Zenthisoror reviews
There's something in the Shinra computer system that doesn't belong to the time. Accidentally sent back into the past as an artificial intelligence, the ghost in the machine is not happy, but what can be done but make good of a bad situation? (Time-travel!Cloud)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,016 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Cloud S.
Dishonorable Discharge by icyboots reviews
Seeking a new career, infantryman Cloud Strife attempts to get fired from ShinRa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 3/19 - Cloud S.
Stormborn by black.k.kat reviews
Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 145,344 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara, Haku
The Unexplainable by Metamorcy reviews
Tsuna smiled as he listened to his fellow classmates whisper about him behind his back, Cursed-Tsuna, that's what they called him. After all, all those that interacted with him had fallen to their doom and it was only worse for those that dared mess with him. So he wondered how long the baby called Reborn would last, dark!Tsuna and universe. Eventual R27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,790 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn, Adult Reborn] T. Yamamoto
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,757 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Rebuilt by Terrific Lunacy reviews
{AU!} After society as we know it collapsed, humanity struggled for survival. Slowly a new society begins to establish. Groups led by lords battle for territory. Young Harry Potter has no interest in joining local politics, but when a new lord with unconventional ideas sees the potential in his unique talents, can Harry remain neutral? (LV/HP, post-apocalyptic, Inventor!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,118 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.]
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 442,588 - Reviews: 4048 - Favs: 5,670 - Follows: 5,832 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Diamond Dust by XxZuiliu reviews
So tell me, what's a word called 'love,' really? [Collection of OCxCC drabbles and one-shots] [OPEN: Accepting prompts/requests!]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,579 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Byakuran, Shamal, OC
Blurring Reality by Terrific Lunacy reviews
Tom Riddle, top student of the prestigious Hogwarts School for Dance. Albus Dumbledore, searching for the hero in his famous end of year performance by holding open auditions. Harry Potter, attending said auditions only to listen to the live music for free. Severus Snape, dance instructor, tolerating nothing but perfection. The line between imagination and reality, a fickle thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,716 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort, Severus S.
Black Coat by Hermione Prime reviews
Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,699 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12985 - Favs: 16,332 - Follows: 15,183 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12856 - Favs: 5,974 - Follows: 5,357 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taming the Demon by Almiloveskiro reviews
Extension of Payback. Everybody thinks that Sena doesn't fight back because he can't. That's wrong. It's because he doesn't feel like it. Something Hiruma comes to understand quite... intimately. Rated M for future chapters.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,869 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Hiruma Y., Sena K.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,720 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 4,513 - Follows: 5,348 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 238,086 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,722 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,786 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 5,252 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21248 - Favs: 11,721 - Follows: 7,441 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 8/17/2010
Player 2: Select Your Gender Option by Sythe reviews
Kushina wants a baby girl, and what Kushina wants Kushina gets. For a scrawny orphan with dreams too big, pink or blue really don't matter. Gaara of the Sand may be a fearsome shinobi at fifteen, but nobody ever said he was a pro at weathering life, puberty, and the politics of physical union between states. AU. Naruto with Kushina's chakra chain and barrier power. Gaanaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,073 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
Fate be Changed by Araceil reviews
Reborn as a Hobbit, Willowyn Proudfoot isn't about to let a doughy potato like Bilbo Baggins get himself killed on Gandalf's hairbrained idea of an adventure. She's taking his place. For better or worse. (fem!Hobbit!Harry, major canon!divergence)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,977 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 3,528 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
Oops by WDW reviews
Team Minato gets visitors from the future. Unfortunately for the mental states of both parties, the pair are from a post-canon KakaObi universe. Time travel, of a sort. Rated T for language and mild sexual humor. [Cracky, but still contains some semblance of plot.] [Contains slash, if it wasn't obvious already]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,102 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,614 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/6/2014
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,598 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 6,863 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Sunny April by Araceil reviews
Skull was just a name. But the past can't stay buried forever. Genderbend, Ministry!Bashing, mild-Ginny!bashing, Violin!love, Reborn/Skull DISCONTINUED - Also, what part of NO you may not borrow these story concepts is everyone confused over? A little pissed off right now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,214 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P., Reborn, Skull, Adult Reborn - Complete
101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,475 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,043 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 4,308 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
The Drawing Board by Against.The.Current reviews
Opening chapters of Self-Insert or Original Character stories from various fandoms which I may or may not continue in the future. So far: Naruto, Skyrim, Final Fantasy VII, Pokémon, The Walking Dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,123 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 4/22/2013
Liberate Me by Tirith works reviews
Time-travel, sort of. DH AU. MoD!Harry. Slash. / Harry is (re)born in 1909. His goal: prevent the rise of Voldemort and save the world. As for Grindelwald? Well, the chap just happens to own something Harry really wants. It's a shame Dark Lords are such possessive bastards. ::ARTWORK link on profile::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,798 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Gellert G., Harry P.] Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 5,009 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Stealing Heartlines by Reinamy's Cloud reviews
In which General Sephiroth falls in love with a thief. Canon AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth]
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14717 - Favs: 7,311 - Follows: 7,046 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Phantom Thief Decimo by Kyogre reviews
(Epilogue and sidestory up!) Complete. Phantom Thief Tsuna is hired to steal the Vongola Rings. No one expects the Sky Ring to mark him as a candidate for Decimo. No one is happy about it either. semi-AU Varia arc, gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,286 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Varia - Complete
The Mafia Game by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
The first time Tsuna was hit with a Dying Will Bullet, something strange happened. Text suddenly appeared in front of him: YOU HAVE DIED. RESPAWN Y/N? He should have chosen "no". Video Game AU. Currently Gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,571 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Next Great Adventure by Taure reviews
Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. Instead he wakes up in the Third Age of Middle Earth, lost and confused. Realistic crossover with canon Harry. No power-ups, elfling Harry or tenth walker. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 970 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Harry P.
Because It Defies Logic by Paper.Bullets reviews
Maybe I'm destined for misfortune my entire life. All I ask for is to start my life over again - forget all the wrong I've done, and dedicate the rest of my existence to doing good. Maybe it's too much to ask for. But somehow attracting the attention of To-Oh's two Top Freshmen is something I did NOT ask for. - L x OC x Light (End OC x ?)
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,105 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [L, OC, Light Y.] Misa A.
Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 214,330 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC
More Than No Good by KuraiArcoiris reviews
Reborn had never disagreed with any of the ninth's decisions, but when the Vongola boss sent him to Japan to train Sawada Tamaki, the hitman started to think that the ninth had chosen the wrong twin…
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 293,441 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 3,292 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
The Vindictive Paradise by Bondmaiden reviews
Kuroko's only sixteen when he enters Emperor Akashi's household as one of his Imperial Consorts. And to survive, he either has to gain the title of His Majesty's favourite, or live the rest of his life away in abandonment. AU / AkaKuro / KiKuro
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,280 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Kuroko T., Kise R., Akashi S.
The Long Road Home by Silver pup reviews
AU — In another lifetime, it is the Shire that is attacked and stolen by a dragon for reasons unknown. Years later, Bilbo Baggins embarks on a journey to Erebor in a desperate attempt to find aid in reclaiming his homeland. But once there, he finds that taking on a dragon will be the least of his concerns as he struggles through conspiracies and the King Under the Mountain.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,871 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
May you Live in Interesting Times by Aoichibi reviews
Life as a ninja should be full of awesome kill-you-with-a-touch jutsu, powerful friends, and awe inspiring battles where the good guys always win, right? Wrong! It has a deceased mother, suicidal father, a rule obsessed bastard of a brother and the war looming over our heads is not helping matters. Survival is the key. Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,939 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Shisui U.
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 3,038 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,219 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 3,062 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,690 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Go find your heart (take it back) by black.k.kat reviews
Obito wakes up. This is…not how it was supposed to go. (Wherein Obito is broken but not shattered, several [dozen] people want the Rokudaime dead, Rin makes a totally awesome Jedi ghost, and there are balcony scenes but no one is named Romeo. Or Juliet.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 189 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.] Rin
In That Moment by ruan-san reviews
And in that moment, Loki realized just how important she was to him. Loki/Darcy
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,071 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3283 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,972 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Consequences of Misquoted Magic by Charabbi85 reviews
In Harry’s 6th year, a duel with Draco results in unexpected consequences. Sent back in time to 1944 with no memories, Harry learns a new view of the Dark side. Conflictions arise on return to his own time with his old memories. Which side will he pick?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,235 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3242 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Kaze no Uta by Against.The.Current reviews
Femininity is not weakness. Courage does not exist without fear. Hope is lost the moment you stop fighting. A grittier take on the 'girl falls into another world' trope.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Back to the Beginning by CrystallineX reviews
The Valar chose many companions to help them create Arda… save for Námo. The Judge of the Dead chose only one companion, who eventually pled for eternal rest. Too bad Námo had different plans. Eons later, Harry Potter woke up in a field of grass. "Sodding dreaming potions…"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,800 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,161 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Hashirama S., Madara U., OC
New Wind Nation: Alliance by Kyogre reviews
AU. Hidden Sand genin Naruto has gained a good friend in Gaara, but now he and the entire village are facing a new crisis. It's a race to convince their leader to abandon his plans of an invasion, or they just might find themselves on the brink of a new war. (Sequel to New Wind Nation.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,805 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara, The Fourth Kazekage - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,986 - Reviews: 3971 - Favs: 5,529 - Follows: 4,758 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
The Epic Rivalry Between Sasagawa Kyoko and Sawada Tsunayoshi by Dandelion-san reviews
Or the one where Tsuna can cook really, really, really well. (A crackish drabble-like series with no real plot. Canon AU, mostly gen)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Kyōko S., Vongola 10th Generation, Reborn
Summon by Yukann reviews
Cloud has been in the lifestream for decades. It was time to set things in motion. Time-Travel, AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R.
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 3,177 - Follows: 4,079 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 160,580 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 6,423 - Follows: 7,754 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Horizons by ForestWhisper3 reviews
It was a typical plot. Someone finds themselves in a fictional world and suddenly becomes the one to change everything for the better...Right. Not happening. Did they have any idea how terrifying it was to even consider that line of thought? There was no way I was going anywhere NEAR ShinRa, and not even a time traveling Cloud could make- wait, what? OC Self-insert.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,090 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Cloud S., Vincent V.
In Search of Companionship by Inevitably Insane reviews
After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and events largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,225 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
(PULLED TO PUBLISH) Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 16906 - Favs: 8,630 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Troublesome Discoveries by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,157 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 7,533 - Follows: 8,665 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Faux by photojourney reviews
The Tri-Ni-Set is scattered, its planet's life balanced by the delicate fragments of a dance, a circle, a song. And as the vibrancy of the Arcobaleno wanes with each moon come, as cold stars and darkness make their descent, as the sky gathers its spirits and the earth seeks denouement and the ocean waves wash their children ashore—by some miracle, Jai wakes up. (GEN, OC-centric)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,830 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Arcobaleno, OC
Pomme des Luxure by LittleMissAfflicted reviews
And so the story went, that the malevolent God of the Underworld had dragged the innocent beauty to hell. But what the story never told was that the beauty, hardly innocent, had baited him to do so. Sebastian/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,530 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
we follow our own steps by Dandelion-san reviews
Tsuna's not sure why Reborn is sticking with him, but it's not so bad in the end. Giotto just really wants his brother back before anyone finds out he broke a couple (important) interdimensional laws. Meanwhile, something is amiss in Hell... AU R27 (in which Tsuna is an undemonic demon and Reborn the very demonic angel)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,732 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.]
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 2,484 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,677 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Where the Heart Is by Crysanth reviews
At age 12, Naruto is returning to the village of his birth for the first time since the Kyuubi attack. He's excited to be a real ninja at last, but dealing with grouchy teammates and a sadistic sensei is trickier than he'd thought.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,400 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Naruto U.
Polaris by XxZuiliu reviews
It's curious, how even the tiniest ripples in the ocean of the cosmic universe can stir the waves of reality. SI OC, drabble-ish format. [COMPLETE] Ch12 AN: "Sequel" up!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,951 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Squalo S., Timoteo/Vongola IX/Vongola Nono, Xanxus, OC - Complete
What Happens In Costa Del Sol by icyboots reviews
He had memory issues, dreamed about killing her evil male counterpart, had a ridiculous name, had a ridiculous hair, his dream job was to be a delivery-man, and was the leader of a resistance against the ShinRa government. Still, she guessed she could do worse for a husband. AU. Fem!Sephiroth/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth]
Black and White, In and Out by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
"I don't think the world could stand another Seirin. Think of the loose walking potential disaster..." "Thank you." "That wasn't meant to be a compliment." "It's still one of the nicest things that have been said about us." "And that's so true it's almost sad. What's it like, being in Seirin?" "... Chaos. But a good sort of chaos."
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Kuroko T.
New Wind Nation by Kyogre reviews
Complete. AU. Naruto is a new genin of the Hidden Sand Village. Unfortunately, no one except Naruto believes he'll last long – especially not when he volunteers to become Gaara's teammate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,777 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Mafia King by erimies reviews
Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi
Crossover - One Piece & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 272 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Luffy, Reborn - Complete
Ayakashi by Kyogre reviews
Complete, slight AU, gen. Flames and the Trinisette are far from the only secret power in the world. In which Tsuna is half-youkai, and his Guardians aren't quite all human either. The mafia won't know what hit them.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,505 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - H. Gokudera, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Sealed in a Coffin by Sodium Bicarb reviews
When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 76,076 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Second chances by Paralelsky reviews
When her son came barging through the door claiming that there was a wounded man in their backyard, Harry had rushed forward not knowing what she was going to find. Little she did know at the time that the man will change her life forever. Fem!Harry, HarryxLoki - It's complicated
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,745 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Harry P., Teddy L., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 134,152 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 6,867 - Follows: 7,141 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Two Faces of Tsuna by FruitPastilles reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi has a Multiple Personality Disorder. He doesn't know it. His parents don't know it. It was all found out because of an incident shortly after entering the High School Division of Vongola Academy as his past starts to dig itself back out. All27. Magic-Au.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 241,168 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 2,387 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
The (Somewhat) Inevitable Harem of One Tsunayoshi Sawada by FruitPastilles reviews
Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,671 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Bound to a Blackened Soul by Onwind reviews
A massive amount of serial killer newborns are preying closer to Forks. The good news: I'm with my beloved Edward Cullen. The bad news: To stop the newborns we have to unite with the Volturi and I have a feeling the Cullens are hiding something from me...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,102 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
Standing up by S.S.AERIAL reviews
When the doctors told Kagami Taiga, the best high school basket player in Japan, he could never walk again, he accepted it and moved on. He never expected to be given a chance to change everything. The catch? He has to make sure the Generation of Miracles won't become monsters this time around... Damn. This is going to be harder than he thought. Time Travel
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,096 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Generation of Miracle
Stairway to Heaven by Felicity Dream reviews
After Edward leaves Bella, she's lost. Hanging only by a thread of hope in the form of the Volturi, she heads to Volterra, Italy with her death and maybe her rebirth in mind. There, three brothers will start to cultivate and care for her heart, and she gains a new collection of vampires as family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,493 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 12/17/2009 - [Aro, Bella, Caius, Marcus]
Split Hack by Felicity Dream reviews
Hikaru was turned to the hacker world at an early age. Haunted by Sai, she reluctantly integrates Go into her carefully crafted world. Of course, she uses multiple personalities as an excuse to everyone else, seeing as how she has the bad habit of being a con artist. She was starting to think she was becoming a chronic pathological liar. Genderbent AU Project.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,983 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Hikaru S., S. Ogata] Fujiwara no Sai
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
How Does It Feel? by pale rose fire reviews
Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou's gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,774 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Generation of Miracle, Kasamatsu Y., Takao K.
Ink Stains by Dreams2Paper11 reviews
In which Harry was sealed inside Tom Riddle's diary during his second year and tossed into another world, upon where he finds himself in Bruce Banner's lonely hands. With the life Banner leads, he supposes that he shouldn't be surprised by this "Harry Potter" being. Really, there wasn't enough coffee in the world to deal with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,726 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Making History by Arcawolf reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock has finally managed to take down a dragon, only to discover he doesn't have the stomach to kill it. So, he sets it loose and the dragon . . . flies away. That should be the end of it, but dragons have long memories, and destiny has a funny way of catching up to you. An AU in which Toothless never lost his tailfin.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 66,774 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
I Want It Painted Black by Saritadreaming reviews
Izzy Black *Bella* is a bad girl with issues. Edward Cullen is the vampire that brings it all down in an inner battle between darkness and light. He'll go to great lengths to melt her frozen heart. WINNER DARKELLA'S DARKEST TEMPTATIONS *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 238,134 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vigilante Tendency by Kyogre reviews
Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - K. Hibari, Ryōhei S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Eye-Opening Revelations by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
After Harry runs away from the Dursleys and the blood wards have failed, Dumbledore has an idea. If it works, Harry will have protection from Voldemort even stronger than Blood Wards . Non-explicit HP/SSslash, mentions of forced marriage. Oneshot. Rated for language and mentions of sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Lonesome by Crysanth reviews
Without a family, you have... nothing. Without a family, your life in the Italian underworld will be short and surely painful. Moments from death, Tsuna finds a family in an unexpected place. AU, slightly dark.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Mukuro R.
Anomalous Days by Metamorcy reviews
Reborn never imagined that a simple screw up during a mission would lead him to the weirdest person he had ever met. Now he just needs to make sure that this person doesn't learn about his identity while being in an eight years old body. Boss!Tsuna R27 COMPLETE
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,654 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [Adult Reborn, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
Down the rivers of the windfall light by black.k.kat reviews
Left or right, forwards or back, there's always a choice. Obito chooses to return to Konoha, and the world rearranges itself from there. A series of non-chronological, interconnected shorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,788 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi] Minato N.
The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Bluest Night by Zeriku reviews
At that moment, Tsuna sees the bluest night through a dragon's eyes.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,426 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Basil, Mukuro R., T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Kurama, Sesshoumaru's General: Rewrite by Toki Mirage reviews
IY YYH CROSSOVER Kurama wakes up as a slave in the world of Inu Yasha. The story follows his purchase by Sesshoumaru, and his efforts to escape slavery by becoming a... gladiator? After winning his freedom, he becomes Sesshoumaru's General. REWRITE
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,036 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kurama M.
Kuroko's Chibi Diaries by xSearo reviews
Kuroko Tetsuya, 4 years old, is now going to Teikou Kindergarten where he meets some new and eccentric friends. Who knew learning in Kindergarten would be fun, scary, and tiring? His diary recorded it all.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,839 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
Wishing Star by MysticIce24 reviews
After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family? NC-17 for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 144,977 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all. (Formerly titled 'Gilding the Son of Lily').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,574 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,039 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 5,477 - Follows: 6,176 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,532 - Follows: 4,468 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Light Before We Land by Felicity Dream reviews
Older Fem!Percy Percy never planned on being a demigod. Now she has a father she doesn't want, answers she needs, and trying to understand her purpose in life now. And also, Poseidon isn't just the god of the sea. Older age makes one bitter, but earning her loyalty equals beyond a lifetime of devotion. Massive AU rewrite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,726 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Percy J.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,101 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Thatch
Aphelion by Svren reviews
AU. What cannot remain dead will never cease to be, so the elves really shouldn't be surprised when one of their enigmatic gods fall from the sky. The Master of Death, after all, has never adhered to anything so plebeian. Life for the Fellowship is bound to be interesting with him around. Immortal!Mandos!Harry -Undergoing Revision-
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Harry P.
As Children After Play by Cris reviews
I've been reading a lot of Evil!Charlie stories here lately and thought I'd try my own. Canon pairings, Cullens are vampires. There will be smut; I like smut . Kick-ass big sister Rosalie and possessive Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 339,780 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5467 - Favs: 8,085 - Follows: 8,710 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Sealmaster of Konoha by FaerieLight reviews
Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. The poor blonde just can't catch a break. Eventual femNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,062 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Future Talk by Graphospasm reviews
Dying didn't spell the end for me; it gave me a new shot at life. All I have to do to keep that shot is protect a demonic book from a madman, not let anyone know I'm from another world, and try to change destiny completely. What could possibly go wrong? OC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 81 - Words: 611,348 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Hiei, Koenma
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Þetta er nóg by Batsutousai reviews
Banished to Earth in hopes that he might learn the same lesson Thor had, Loki meets Queen Elsa of Arendelle. But how can two creatures of ice possibly hope to warm the other's heart?
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,344 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Loki, Elsa] Marshmallow - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Enochian Prophecies by Kalfu reviews
History is the sum of infinite minor events, each one contributing to the next. Some say this is written, this is destiny. Yet when those who walk outside Fate arrive, how can an unmarked invitation change the destiny of the world's two greatest enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 255,610 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Somewhere in Time by Serpent In Red reviews
Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 360,238 - Reviews: 2725 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reckoner by MiSSxMELON reviews
"You have an answer for me?" he says, and he gives me that intense look again, as if he's trying to read my mind. "Yes," I say, and I don't know why this feels so terribly wrong, but it does. "My answer is yes." / UPDATED 5/5/13.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,907 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
You Don't See Me by zx14ninja reviews
AU. Ron and the twins never made it to Surrey to rescue their trapped friend; instead Harry spends his last weeks locked in a small room surviving on one can of soup a day. Weak and ill from malnutrition Harry makes it to Hogwarts only to recive three weeks of detention with Snape. When Harry collapses during the first detention life changes dramtically for both of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,377 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 5,020 - Follows: 3,895 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
John Doe by Miss I.L.A.B reviews
Kuroko Tetsuya died in a fire early third year of middle school. Approximately eight months later, Detective Maeda finds a boy with light blue hair living in the basement of a murder suspect. He takes the boy in and enrolls him in Seirin high school. Chaos ensues during a basketball practice match with Kaijou. Warning: Abuse.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
God Love Her by Lynyrd Lionheart reviews
Bella is the police chief's perfect daughter. Edward is the surgeon's delinquent son. When Bella catches her boyfriend cheating on her, she throws all caution to the wind and hops on the back of Edward's motorcycle for the ride of her life. All Human *Now Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,037 - Reviews: 3080 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 2,924 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Again by Shaay reviews
When Naruto is given the chance to change everything he decides to take it. It's just too bad Kurama conveniently forgets to mention one small detail before allowing him to make his choice. [Gender-swap. Fem!Naruto. Time-travel.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,056 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N., Kushina U.
Two of a kind by Winds of time reviews
Six years old Cloud Strife was only minding his own business, but randomly getting an older brother was kind of awesome. Even if he now lived inside his head and claimed his name was Cloud Strife too. Time-travel with a twist, slow-building SephirothxAC!Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,241 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth]
Our Little Lives by Concetta reviews
Two lives converge beyond the barricade. *Slight extension of chapter 54, chapter 55 in progress!*
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 102,580 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Eponine, Enjolras
If You Like Piña Coladas by ShizukaRen-Hime reviews
We've heard it all before. Girl gets sucked into Naruto, girl heroically makes sure the story stays on track. Well, this girl was nearly killed in a ninja attack, and since then, she's had a change of heart. The story of a girl out to change the world...completely. AU. Pairing still undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Kimimaro, Akatsuki, Jashin
Minor Operations by Suomalainen-Sisu reviews
Gaara's never liked hospitals, and he's really not happy fussing over his older brother and wasting his Friday. But then after he stumbles into an attractive blond nurse in the corridor and ends up pressed against the wall in an empty room, Gaara thinks that maybe hospitals aren't too bad after all. NaruGaa AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Just a Joke by kazenoyouni reviews
Naruto hopes this is all just a joke, but what kind of crazy joke is this? But bound by a promise he can't just ignore, will he give in and let this joke influence the rest of his life? And if he did, would it really be so bad? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
KnB Crackers by xXxAnGeLFLoNnExXx reviews
Short funny (or crack-ish) drabbles on their everyday lives. #23 (Finale), Fairy Tale: Seirin has a school play on Cinderella and the GoM invades. Chaos ensues.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,731 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Kuroko T., Kagami T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Whole New World by fuzzy-christmas-socks reviews
When Harry gets transported to Middle Earth, he doesn't realizes what changes are in store. Bitter and alone, he must relearn how to open up and live again. LOTRHP cross: eventual HarryxLegolas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,629 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 4,382 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Harry P., Legolas
Naruhime by enzhe reviews
Think the Yondaime Hokage is scary? Try asking out his daughter. AU, FemNaru, crack, fluff, series of short one shots.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N., Naruko U.
Piracy by sistersgrimmlover reviews
Harry Potter's life has been a lie since he was three years old, the day where his mother was mysteriously killed. Since then, Harry has been posing as a woman to protect him from those wishing to do him harm. But, yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,097 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6799 - Favs: 8,330 - Follows: 6,582 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Tony's New Assistant by MarbleGlove reviews
A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Loki - Complete
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Baby Madness by Saria19 reviews
Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,147 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ichigo K.
The Boundaries of Love by IceMelody reviews
Tsuna is a DOLL that was discovered by a group of scientists but was locked away when he remained non-responsive. When the laboratory he rested in was burned down, leaving only his room untouched, Tsuna finds himself in the presence of...the mafia! ALL27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Visionary by BC reviews
Harry wakes up on the first of August 1943, and Tom Riddle's presence seems like the least of his problems… until Tom makes Harry his problem. Old cliché, new design. Slash HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,582 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Diary Of A Young Vampire by Psycholips reviews
Alice finds the diaries of Edward's childhood friend & sweetheart Bella. He doesn't remember her though. The Cullens read Bella's diary...What happens when a certain brunette appears in Forks? And Edward suddenly starts remembering everything about her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,575 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Poisonous Kiss by enchanted nightingale reviews
When Harry frees Dobby, Lucius scares the house elf and the Savior is left alone with Lucius Malfoy in an encounter with unforeseen results. HP/LM. SLASH. Harry is underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 102,970 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 3,383 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Lucius M., Harry P.
A Thousand Palettes by amethyst-ice22 reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi was just normal, maybe a bit lower than that, but he had the inexplicable ability to perceive and create beauty. Not that his classmates needed to know that, but just like all secrets, everything will be revealed in due time.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,058 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Byakuran, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Keeping Your Character by Insanity-Red reviews
When a girl from our world takes advantage of a quirk in the reincarnation system, guess whose body she ends up in? See what changes when the stupid cow isn't so stupid - nor a cow. What else will change when she retains knowledge from her previous life?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Lambo
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10035 - Favs: 9,653 - Follows: 6,907 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Baby Carnivore by IceMelody reviews
In which baby Tsuna thinks he's a carnivore. (1827 Fluffy oneshot)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
Isle of Dreams by savannavansmutsmut reviews
A plane crash leaves Bella stranded with a baby, a handsome but odd angry man, and his peculiar luggage on an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle. Will these three strangers survive? AH EXB banner by FemmeCullen Re-written, EDEN Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,699 - Reviews: 4818 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ink And Parchment by The Goddess Of Art reviews
Odin and Thor abandoned Loki. Erik and Jane left Darcy. Two souls, lost and forgotten found each other in the vast gloomy forests of the Nine Realms. Joined by accident, bonded by need and changed by love. What happens when Loki lands on Midgard, angry and craving revenge only to find a mortal woman, Darcy Lewis, alone and cold?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,114 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
re S I N H E A R T by marmaroth reviews
Chapter Ten: "I'm a little girl with a broken arm and you can smell me, I'm human, I'm normal, right? Just take me to him. It's not like I'll be able to do anything in a room full of chimera and a homunculi!" OC world-insert, manga/Brotherhood. Pen name formerly nagashinokuro.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,191 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Edward E., Ling Y., Izumi C.
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,145 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Sunshine and Stormclouds by Elelith reviews
Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,907 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 165,364 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 3,502 - Follows: 3,638 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 196,732 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 4,664 - Follows: 5,756 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Reincarnated by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Ninety years ago, Bella Swan died, leaving the Cullen clan to flee from Forks. But what happens if they meet again but only the Cullens remember who she is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,329 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Public Service Announcement by Juliedoo reviews
As per order of the Rokudaime, Icha Icha is now required reading for all Academy graduates. (In which Kakashi enacts some new laws now that he's wearing the Big Hat.)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Complete
Green and Blue by Nia River reviews
Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
A Second Run by Dragonighta-93 reviews
Sena is a perfectly normal,if shy,young girl.Until one day she wakes up from a dream: a dream where she was male,and fast,and went by the name Eyeshield 21.But Sena isn't even in High School yet.It was just a dream...right? FemSena time travel sort of
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,048 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sena K.
Coup de Grâce by Lillian P reviews
AU – There's no victory in war. Uzumaki Naruto learns the hard way after the Fourth Great Shinobi War. He takes a huge gamble and jumps back in the past. And takes a head-dive at the very root of the matter.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U.
Inconceivable by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11213 - Favs: 8,109 - Follows: 6,363 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,684 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 3,751 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Lady Luck by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,371 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3920 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 4,528 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Little Myrtle Tree by Aisukuri-Mu Studio reviews
.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,272 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bolg, Dis - Complete
Escape Artist by Fiorea reviews
Seal master Uzumaki Naruto finally perfected a battle-use seal to rewind time for short moments. What the idiot forgot was that he tends to overdo things when in a pinch. MinaNaru, shounen-ai, angst, timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,945 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Minato N.]
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3939 - Favs: 8,356 - Follows: 8,687 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 5,155 - Follows: 2,710 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3131 - Favs: 5,508 - Follows: 5,681 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Declarations of Love in a Time of Social Media by Lys ap Adin reviews
In which Aomine demonstrates why it is inadvisable to drink and use Twitter, the MiraGen et al. offer snarky commentary and other witty banter, and Kise explores the dramatic possibilities inherent in maintaining a public persona on social media platforms. Aomine x Kuroko, general audiences, crack.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Aomine D., Kuroko T., Momoi S. - Complete
You and Me Baby, Ain't Nothing But Mammals by Lady Androgene reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Hibari Kyouya is not immune to the fundamental laws of attraction. Still, someone needs to explain to him why the National Geographic Channel is not the best place to seek dating tips. Mainly 1827 and D80, w/ a lot of side pairings. Ch8: Hibari and Tsuna hit the messier stages of puberty while Dino and Yamamoto flirt over adverbs and injuries.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,870 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Dino, K. Hibari, T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Peripeteia by The Cloud's Essence reviews
Tsuna was a well-known thief. And after another work-filled day, the most influential mafia Famiglia requested his assistance. Up for Plot/ Story Adoption.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,797 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
One Jacket, one Moment by tinybee reviews
Loki and Harry meet and a relationship is formed, until eventually Loki leaves. They are re-united but under bad circumstances. Harry can't seem to fight Loki who, if he can't have servitude, wants to watch the world burn. Loki/Harry SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 150 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Alice's Jasper, Edward's Bella by LyricalKris reviews
Bella had lost everything, including her purpose in life. Jasper had lost everything, including his freedom. Prison is an unlikely place to find happiness again, but two broken souls will recognize each other in the most unexpected of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,647 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The White Lord by DominaSeraphim reviews
Harry Potter saved the world, but was betrayd. He learns about his place in the universe and goes back in time to change everything HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,743 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 3,547 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Touch of Madness by tinybee reviews
Thor is getting desperate. His brother was becoming more and more irrational and angry as days went by. His only chance to bring Loki back from his growing madness was Harry. Luckily for him, even after Loki attempted to destroy the earth, Harry could never turn Loki away. Loki/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 271 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Akashi and Other Animals by half-sleeping reviews
Akashi adopts his friends again, one by one. His new teammates cope gamely with the influx of Miragen pets.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Akashi S., Generation of Miracle - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Kiseki Kids by taikodrum reviews
AU. GoM/Kuroko. Collection of stories involving little Generation of Miracles and a high school student Kuroko. Not in chronological order.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Generation of Miracle, Kuroko T.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Killer Cadet by SubZeroChimera reviews
Oneshot, slight AU. As if the SOLDIER training regime wasn't cruel enough, things start getting out of hand for the poor blonde from Nibelheim when rumours of a murderous cadet begin circulating through the ranks. How will poor Cloud Strife survive when even the SOLDIERS themselves are afraid? Rated T for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Cloud S. - Complete
Lay Down Your Burdens by INeedAHaircut reviews
A secret that everyone knows isn't much of a secret. Uzumaki Naruto, Konoha's unknown prodigy, independently uncovers the reason why his village despises his existence. Then he decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 176 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Unhuman Nature by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Bella and Paul have a hate/hate relationship. Screaming matches, Check. Angry sex, check. But what happens when Paul phases and imprints on Bella the same day that Edward decides he wants her back. thats all she wanted, right?. Rated Mature. FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,710 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Harry Potter and The Phoenix Burning by mini-mid reviews
Harry dies at the same time as Voldemort when the killing curse backfires the second time and is sent back to Kings cross station. Now however Fawkes meets him there and sends him somewhere all together different than the Hogwarts he knows. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,010 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 3,365 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Meddlesome Jutsu by smartcat reviews
When some people just don't know when to stop meddling. Dead OR Alive. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Freefall by ladyoflilacs reviews
A voice whispers to Harry in the still of the night, when he is on the verge of sleep and at his most vulnerable. A retelling of Deathly Hallows. Rated M for Harry/Voldemort slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 189,564 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Life Reconstructed by Kat3418 reviews
Harry finds his life to be a lie and sets off to redo it the right way.Armed with the memories and powers of his once future, Harry is determined to seek revenge, and in true Harry Potter fashion, save the world.SmartXPowerfulXAnimagusHarry.Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
There's No Such Thing as Normal by onewealthyhobo reviews
Now I really get it. The kid ain't normal. 'Daddy' can't leave the kid with someone. They'd find out, they'd hurt him, they'd call someone to take him away, open him up and see what's inside. TV says it's bullshit,I know better. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 2,408 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
Founders' Heirs by fhrulz21 reviews
AU preHBP. Harry and Company are sent to an alternate universe where his parents are still alive, he is dead and Voldemort is still very active. The twist, they have just beaten Voldemort in their dimension by uniting Hogwarts as the Founder's Heirs. HG,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,585 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 2,022 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2005
Dark Elixir by MoneyTunes10 reviews
Manipulative, obsessively possessive Edward wants Bella...just not yet...and he is going to teach her an unforgettable lesson for her defiance. AH, AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,034 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
Hitmen in Crisis by ShamelessDilettante reviews
Sawada Giotto, the newly introduced Vongola Decimo has left for Italy in order to train under the Ninth. He would rather go and keep his innocent younger twin, Tsunayoshi, away from the dark world despite his tutor's comments that Tsuna could very well be an asset to Vongola. However, Tsuna and Reborn have other plans, which would have gone well if not for someone's intervention.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,110 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
One Timeless Choice by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
Sequel to One Timeless Chance. The fabric of time is delicate, intricate and intertwined. Just how much of Time's tapestry must Hermione Evans destroy before she can can weave her own? TR/HG A twist on a timeless tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,976 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Old Traditions, New Interpretations by XpaperplaneX reviews
It's nearly New Year's and Cloud's missing the traditions from Nibelheim.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Lost Cause by bonnysammy reviews
A woman awakes in a forest. She is lost, alone and has practically no memory. Three members of the Cullen family find her and take her to their home. But everything is not as it appears, especially not with the girl. ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,409 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sky Sin by Ri-Ryn reviews
"Are you a philosopher, too? Alright, here's a question. Do you know what kindness is, Reborn? It's a euphemism for greed." OOC/Possessive/Dark!Tsuna *ONESHOT*
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Queen of the Dwarves by PotatoCrumbs reviews
"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Siren Of The Twilight by ToryTigress92 reviews
Twilight, with Aro in Edward's place. After the death of his mate, Aro and some of his Guard follow the murderer to America. There, in a tiny town called Forks, he might just find his salvation, in the form of Bella Swan, a young, human girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,206 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/3/2010 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Marcus - Complete
Sunlight by sinemoras09 reviews
A perfect world. Kakashi, Obito. post-612.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20081 - Favs: 11,639 - Follows: 6,902 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hoover Dam! by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Megatron
What If by morning sun reviews
What if Naomi Misora had lived? Would she have been able to prevent L's death? A look at what could have been. LxNaomi, First Death Note fic, CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS! Summary of the book Another Note in first chapter…
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,817 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - L, Naomi M.
Dance of Shadows by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
The shadows dance around him and inside him, and he is one of them. Drabbles. Featuring many different characters, primarily Seirin and the Generation of Miracles. Chapter 31: Just another day. Why did he ever agree to be captain? Oh yeah, that's right, because not even these idiots deserve Kiyoshi as captain.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Complete
Standard Mail Postage by Juliedoo reviews
"I don't want our son to inherit your sick obsession with misshapen rabbits."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Find Me a White Knight Cloaked in Black by cywscross reviews
When the civilians need something made or fixed in a hurry, they all know to go to the green-eyed foreigner. So it stands to reason that, sooner or later, ninjas would come knocking as well. Insanity ensues – they're messing with a Marauder after all. But mostly, Hiei just wishes they would all leave him alone. HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 4,571 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
Time to Learn by loralee1 reviews
Sequel to Time to Live, Harry returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year detirmed to enjoy the rest of his schooling without the threat of Voldemort. If only it were that simple. AU, Post OotP, No HBP,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P.
The New Life by doyou000me reviews
Harry is left at Privet Drive and isolated from his friends and the wizarding world when he is attacked by a vampire and the course of his life changes drastically. And who is there to save him when he is left broken? Vampire fic, HP/TR. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 229,636 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Truth of Shadows: Ukitake by SilverKytten reviews
One-shot follow up to The Truth of Shadows, from Ukitake's perspective. Good intentions are the paving stones to many an interesting road. *Adult Themes*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/8/2012 - J. Ukitake, Ichigo K. - Complete
Protective by Lerysakon reviews
Anyone who knew the Generation of Miracles could tell that they were protective of one Kuroko Tetsuya. However, no one has ever suspected that Kuroko Tetsuya was as protective of his former team as they were of him. GoMKuroko
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 348 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Kuroko T., Generation of Miracle - Complete
Milkshake by VickyVicarious reviews
Kuroko's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. -Everyone/Kuroko, particularly GoM/Kuroko and Kagami/Kuroko-
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 125 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Kuroko T., Kagami T. - Complete
Apparent Shadow, Hidden Light by cywsaphyre reviews
The season is over, the Winter Cup won. Tetsuya belongs with Seirin now, and apparently they don't like to share. Too bad not everyone agrees. Series of oneshots that detail the aftermath of the Winter Cup.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Kuroko T.
The Truth of Shadows by SilverKytten reviews
Sometimes the person you least expect is the one who finds you in the darkness. *Language, Adult Themes - Light Yaoi Themes. Rating subject to change.*
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,151 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by WDW reviews
In which Kakashi is much more than he seems, and Tobi isn't actually Obito. Contains slight crack. Very AU. May be continued if interest is shown.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
99 Reasons by makoshark reviews
Rukia gives 99 reasons why a relationship between them would never work. Ichigo has an answer for every one.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
How to Tell a Story by sunnywinterclouds reviews
When dragons are young, they are told a story.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Mislabelled by XpaperplaneX reviews
The sequel to Handle With Care. Cloud and Sephiroth have adjusted to their roles as toy and owner, but life isn't always easy, even with each other. Dealing with the past and the present can be a rough ride.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
100 Petals on the Wind by Flower in the River reviews
100 themes for Byakuya and Hisana. 59: He should give up on her.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Byakuya K., Hisana K.
Cheese for the Paparazzi! by kolachess reviews
In which the Generation of Miracles is a boy band, there are crazy fans everywhere, threats are made alongside omelettes, misunderstanding and chaos are homosexual lovers, the pizza boy is actually a girl, and one Kuroko Tetsuya, crew member, is the only thing holding everything together. Life is tough. Crack! Protective!GoMxKuroko.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,898 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Kuroko T.
His Boy by sunnywinterclouds reviews
Every day for the rest of his life, Toothless thinks of His Boy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Jewel Amongst Stones by Eschient reviews
AU, Slash LV/HP– Voldemort attained immortality through his bloodline of Slytherin. Entering the Ministry of Magic, he rose through the ranks quickly. In 1978, he hears of a prophecy and leaves his job, successfully entering Hogwarts… becoming their DADA Professor. HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,063 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Rightful Sky by Heir to the Sky reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi is ordinary. Average. Not at all special in any way. So while having ties to the mafia comes as a surprise to Tsuna, the fact that his younger, more talented, more popular twin brother is chosen as the next Vongola boss doesn't. Not everyone agrees though. After all, what is a world without a proper sky?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,838 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blonde Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,842 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Totally Irresistible by Baby Shadow reviews
On pure accident Bella has just become secretary to one of the world’s most desirable millionaires, Edward Cullen. And the problem isn’t whether she can handle the job, but it’s can she keep her heart. Too bad no one told her he was Totally Irresistible.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 123,455 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Song for You by GlowstickGirl reviews
Bella goes to live with the Cullen's after her famous musical family was killed at their castle in France.The police have no leads on who killed them.Bella is the only link everyone has to their death and beautiful music. Better summary inside AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,215 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Live and learn, or die and teach by mira mirth reviews
An AU in which Sai has a passion for teaching go rather than playing it, Shindou befriends terrifying Koreans, and Touya wonders how this became his life.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
The Prince of Gotham by Calecus reviews
After living a long life, Harry Potter died and is reborn as Adrian Wayne, the younger brother of Bruce Wayne. Born into this new world, Harry still retains memories of his former life, and it seems his magic is there to stay as well.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,019 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
The Puppeteer's Shadow Master by Little Blossom reviews
One Shot. Kuroko/Akashi. Sometimes things are exactly as they seem. Sometimes they're not. And sometimes they're unimaginable. Warnings for mindfuckery of twisted proportions, implied violence/sex, and Kuroko -he gets his own warning for this-.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,372 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Kuroko T., Akashi S. - Complete
The Date Plan by Bird of Dreams reviews
When Aomine accidentally steals Kuroko's first kiss, he must 'take responsibility', aka take Kuroko out on a date. But when the rest of the Generation of Miracles and the Seirin basketball team find out, there's no doubt that the date will be anything but normal.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Aomine D., Kuroko T.] - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3840 - Favs: 10,442 - Follows: 9,870 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
RoadTrip With the Cullens by KeiMizuho705.Miyako-san reviews
When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,612 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
25 Letters Series: Broken Promises by hiileihawaiiangurl reviews
He's back. He's broken out of prison and is after her. And the only one that can help her emotionally, is the one who has completely forgotten her. Sequel to: It All Started With 25 Letters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,309 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 5,570 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Impassive Endearment by HetChrome reviews
Kise finally gets his long-awaited date with Kuroko, but of course the rest of the Generation of Miracles are not going to take this sitting down. By the way, shoujo manga are meant to be thwarted. Kise/Kuroko, GoM/Kuroko. Ao/Kuro Parody up!
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 115 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Kuroko T., Kise R. - Complete
Midnight Plane to Anywhere by kinole009x reviews
Months after Edward left, Bella regains control of her life and decides to travel abroad to other countries. But what happens when she finds that Edward is following her? Will she let him catch her? And furthermore, is there more danger lurking near?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,674 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thumbuto by Monkey Ruler reviews
A tiny, thumb-sized Naruto made just for a lonely Iruka. But with a prince charming like Gaara, who needs a happily ever after? Naruto would be happy with just finding home. AU based on Thumbelina. WARNING: this has gay love
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,064 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Abandoned to the Cold by AnnAisu reviews
Harry, trapped with the Dursleys by Dumbledore over Christmas break, finds a snake out in the cold. After taking him in and naming him Riddle, Harry digs even deeper into his mind and into magic, encouraged by the aptly named 'snake.' Abusive Dursleys. M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,199 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10579 - Favs: 11,652 - Follows: 12,361 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3083 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pesticide by marmaroth reviews
Chasing away the idiots around the pipsqueak, Hiruma mused, was rather like making pesticide: the ones who actually survived were much harder to get rid of. Crack. allSena. Shounen ai. Rated for Hiruma's language. Pen name formerly nagashinokuro
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sena K. - Complete
Not Quite as Planned by cerokun reviews
Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Monochrome by Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
Locked Up by twiXlite reviews
Edward Cullen is behind bars for a crime he didn't commit. And of course, he's top dog. What happens when Bella becomes the new psychiatrist on the wing he rules? Will there be sparks between them, or will he lock her out just like everyone else? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,533 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Counting Bodies Like Sheep by underxmyxumbrella reviews
They had been driving around aimlessly, raiding supermarkets, fighting for their lives. Killing people who were in reality no longer actual people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,920 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3855 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
LV/HP Slash: AU: How different would Harry be if he was given a life without the expectation of saving the world? How different would he be if his hero-complex was still intact, but so twistedly dark, that he has to go through desperate means to hide it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,849 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Don't You Want Somebody to Love? by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
General Sephiroth is losing his mind and Harry Potter just wants to know the meaning of life. CROSSOVER SLASH Sephiroth/Harry WARNING: Contains disturbing content including but not limited to prostitution, gore, and language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,563 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Sephiroth - Complete
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,990 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reluctance With Wings by rachel-chanx3 reviews
A month doesn't seem very long when a shinigami tells you that's all you have left to live. But what happens when Tsuna finds himself falling for said shinigami? "Dear Diary, Shinigami don't use death scythes. They use tonfas. Tonfas hurt." AU, 1827.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,170 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
A Sink or Swim Situation by Bird of Dreams reviews
Tsuna never thought that swimming class could be more dangerous than any mafia business he had ever been involved in...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14549 - Favs: 10,443 - Follows: 7,857 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daddy Dearest by lexarDuo reviews
When Edward left Bella in NM he wanted to protect her. Little did he know he left her pregnant, what happens when two teenage girls show up claiming to be his daughters. What can you do when someone you're supposed to love hates you? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,540 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3122 - Favs: 8,496 - Follows: 8,421 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2120 - Favs: 5,489 - Follows: 3,952 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Isabella Marie Swan Volturi The Fourth Ruler by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Bella is the fourth ruler of the vampire world - Full summery inside... OOC Ra:T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 77,026 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Fighting Dirty by KaylinJean-IvyLane reviews
Edward's life is turned upside down as witty Bella swoops into his life. Edward plays the only game he can, cat and mouse. He hotly pursues Bella, and Fighting dirty was never so hot. In both EPOV and BPOV. Lemony Goodness! Darker, cocky Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,141 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Kindergarten ANBU by soprano-in-waiting reviews
After one final battle with Madara, Naruto wakes up to find some surprising changes have occurred. Impossible changes. A cosmic accident has given him a second chance. No one ever said he had to live it the same way twice. TimeTravel. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,491 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Lessons in Forbidden Love by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
We always want what we can't have, but their love was so much more than temptation. What do you do when you fall in love with a student? That's the question Edward has to ask himself as he falls for his favorite student, Bella. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,461 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Running for Home by ooza reviews
Edward discovers his entire past is a fabrication. On his journey to uncover the truth he meets Bella, a young woman neglecting all responsibility for the first time in her life. Road trip! ExBxVolvo BPOV/EPOV AH AU OOC M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,212 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Connections by Sophie3 reviews
HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,986 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 2,550 - Follows: 3,176 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4837 - Favs: 4,964 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6037 - Favs: 4,409 - Follows: 4,365 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
A Pirates Life For Me by Skye-Chan 12 reviews
After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,822 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 3,252 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Fine Lines by BlueRedemption reviews
There's a fine line between rivalry and obsession. Unfortunately, oblivious little Kobayakawa Sena learns this the hard way as his rivals start to act rather ... 'strange' around him. Shounen-ai. EveryonexSena!
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sena K.
Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember reviews
On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start a dating agency with a 'One date only' policy... humor, romance, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Becoming A Vegetarian by ValGal95 reviews
Newborn Bella hates the monster she has become. When she meets the Cullen family, they graciously offer her shelter and help. With the Cullens as her guide, Bella embarks on the difficult journey of becoming a vegetarian. Will she also find true love? AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,997 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Golden by SweetDeamon reviews
The Wizengamot invite 5 year old Teddy Lupin, accompanied by his grandmother, to accept two posthumous Order of Merlin awards on behalf of his parents, and promptly bitterly regret their decision to do so... Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
It's Never Over by SpenceSince1993 reviews
Isabella Swan is a three thousand year old vampire/werewolf. She is out on a hunt when she gets corned by the Cullen's and the La Push pack. What will happened and what happens when the Volturi come to kill the pack? Characters may be OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,520 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
I Never Knew by nerac reviews
After a phone call from a stranger turns her life upside down, Isabella Dwyer realizes that the people you trust the most sometimes tell the biggest lies. Can she convince a man in uniform to help her discover the things she never knew? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,640 - Reviews: 5986 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pirate King with the Fist of Love by UNseated4TH reviews
Garp's legacy of disapproving Luffy's piracy lives on in reverse, when Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy pays his own grandson, Monkey D. Roger, a visit in order to express his feelings on Roger's status as a marine. "You were SUPPOSED to become a PIRATE!"
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Luffy - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Online Offline by lgmrkm reviews
Bella is being forced into a future she doesn't want. Her only true friend and confidante is a boy online whose name she doesn't even know. When she moves from San Francisco to Forks her online and offline world collide. Better sum inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 292,424 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do Over by TKegl reviews
Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it's not quite what he expected
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,100 - Reviews: 3462 - Favs: 3,179 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 164 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 4,405 - Follows: 4,535 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Lemon Drops and Blood Pops by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,316 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Darkest Hour by Lady Silverwings reviews
Young Harry Potter struggles to make his parents proud after being born a shameful squib. He soon forges a dark, dangerous friendship with the only person who seems to understand his deep need to prove his worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,412 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 2,999 - Follows: 3,651 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Mafia Wants You! by SwordsMagician reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi was unassuming. Resourceful. Surprisingly adaptive. And his hyper-intuition hasn't been wrong yet. Regardless, he didn't need that indication of doom to know that Reborn was the harbinger of utter chaos. WIP
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,060 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
And Then There's You by StewLuv reviews
A misunderstanding makes the Cullens plan a cruel prank on unpopular Isabella Swan for vengeance. But as Edward takes on the challenge of seducing Bella he quickly discovers her dark world at home. Edward must now save the girl he was supposed to break.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 220,456 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 4,806 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Lines by The Storyologist reviews
A poem inspired by John Powell's brilliant score "Forbidden Friendship", and the amazing symbolism of the sand drawing scene in the movie.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Never Say Never by hersheycuddles reviews
The Cullens have decided to play a game of "Do what you would never do". Tensions flare, laughter erupts, and entertainment is a guarentee. Also, Reneesme has something dark and dirty up her sleeve oo I rhymed! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,542 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009
Eye of the Beholder by TheSecretUchiha reviews
For years it remained hidden behind a patch, his glimpse into another life. But when he reaches Hogwarts, this sight, and the mind it leads him to, will help him see the other side of the playing field. Independent!Harry, potentially HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,683 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,548 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11459 - Favs: 9,000 - Follows: 6,574 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 4,566 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 5,102 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9208 - Favs: 3,708 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Girl in the White Dress by TheNarator reviews
AU. What if the Host Club hadn't realized Haruhi was a girl? Now, when Tamaki encounters a beautiful and mysterious girl who quickly enchants the entire Host Club, what will they do when she says she comes to the club every day! Tamaharu
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Do I Know You? by Momentarily Sane reviews
Bella was not Charlie and Renee's daughter, in fact she was born centuries before them. When moving to Forks she runs into our favourite vampire family, but how does she know one of them? And who is she running from? Why?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,907 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Shards of Time: The Master of Death by Shitsumeishi reviews
Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Lights on the Freeway by Chibi-Kari reviews
"This is more important, Char! There are rules and she is proof someone is going around breaking them! We should have just killed her." "I think there is a better question, Peter. How she's still alive." Will be Bella/Jasper. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,342 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Locus by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPLV. A center or source, as of activities or power. Tom is Harry's locus, time and time again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,128 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Grand Theft Gato by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Spite and sympathy spur Sephiroth to spring a specimen from the lab. In his pants.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8123 - Favs: 8,169 - Follows: 8,396 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
James Potter is Thick by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
Sirius and Remus think James needs some stronger glasses if he really doesn't realise what's going on... RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Marble Serpent by Lee Black reviews
When Harry Potter disappears and Harry reappears working for a stranger, what will happen when Tom Riddle shows up and starts courting him? HPTR, HPLV slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,261 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Kidnapped by Lil Vamp Girl reviews
Bella Swan is kidnapped a day before her wedding. In order to save a love one, she becomes the companion of the king of the Underground. When hell becomes heaven, Bella learns that life was never as simple as it seemed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,415 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Shortcake by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
It's bad enough I'm stuck at the height of 5 foot 1. It's worse that I got saddled with the nickname "Shortcake". But developing a crush on an eccentric detective, and having said crush arrest you on suspicion of being Kira? Yep, that takes the cake.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,603 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - L
We Built This Love on Sand by Prisoner Len reviews
Every year, Shinra holds a sand castle building contest. Sephiroth always goes without a partner because everyone's too afraid of him. Almost everyone. This year, a cadet has stepped forward to team up with him. Will they win? CxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Subtle Grace of Gravity by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Set in NM. Jacob is the last straw - Bella leaves Forks. Victoria finally makes her move. Tortured, broken and dying, Bella is left to meet her end, but instead finds her salvation. Gravity does strange things and pulls odd people together. Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,274 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Empty by Hev99 reviews
Set after Edward left in New Moon, assuming that he never returned and Jacob never helped Bella to heal. Two years later Bella's life is a nightmare until she is reunited with the family she misses so desperately. Can they save her from herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,147 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ninja of a Modern Era by myswordhandtwitches reviews
American-born ninja Bella Swan is her clan's best fighter and tactician. But when a battle goes wrong, her mother sends her back to the states to live. But she can't live as a normal girl, and it doesn't help when she meets the inhuman Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 91,569 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 116 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13323 - Favs: 8,047 - Follows: 5,994 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Prostate Examinations by Sinclairum reviews
Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Saturday Mornings by Prisoner Len reviews
Sephiroth has to do his own grocery shopping now—thank you, Angeal. Something about dealing with crowds and imbeciles on Saturday mornings really sets him off. And WHY is that teenager following him? CxS; AxZ mentioned. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Sleepless by ButterMilkStar reviews
Bella already knew about vampires before Edward came along. She lived with some for 2 years after a tragic event left her alone with no parents but they aren’t vegetarian like the Cullen’s. Now certain events forces Bella to move to Forks without them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,278 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lovely Ashes by VictoriaJane reviews
The final Horcrux has eluded the Golden Trio; instead, someone else has been tasked to find it. Now she must travel back in time and trick a teenage Tom Riddle into revealing its whereabouts. — Tom Riddle/OC. Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,215 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Tough as Nails by GrumpySunshine reviews
Bite me, Cullen." His lopsided smile lifted one side of his perfect lips. "I don't think that would be such a good idea." Slightly OOC. The Cullens are vamps, hell bent on helping a certain Bella Swan. Canon couples. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,957 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Opaque by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Impervious to the rays of light; Obscure; not clear; unintelligible. As only living heir, Harry is demanded by is great-grandfather to be sent to the past for family history and training. Four years can do a lot. Rated for swearing & violence, no slash. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Ladies Man by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
From his evolution from Tom Riddle to Lord Voldemort, seven women who influenced his life the most. Canon-compliant. Now with Extras!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
And Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting by pianomaestra reviews
Kakashi was almost excited about having a genin team--right until he actually met them. Pure Eyeshield 21/Naruto crack. Slight Yamato/Sena.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,969 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sena K., Takeru Y.
Roomies by marmaroth reviews
Upon reaching their hotel in America, Team Japan encounters an unexpected problem. allSena Hiruma, Yamato, Agon, Shin, Marco, Riku, Akaba, Kakei. Pen name formerly nagashinokuro
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sena K. - Complete
The Portrait by DariaSilver reviews
After the war, Harry discovers that Voldemort dabbled in more than Horcruxes. Slash. HP/TR. Post Deathly Hallows. *CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,845 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Meet the Uzumakis! by Uumak reviews
Meet the Uzumaki triplets: Older brother Kyuubi, middle sister Naruko, and baby brother Naruto. How can Sasuke woo poor Naruto, when his siblings are ready to kill the Uchiha to protect Naru-chan's innocent virginity? SASUNARU AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Shikamaru no Go by SwordsMagician reviews
In an alternate universe, a different person walked the path of Shindo Hikaru. How will Nara Shikamaru deal with a go-playing spirit, tournaments, opponents and Toya Akira? This lazy genius didn't realise how playing Go could be so troublesome… WIP
Crossover - Naruto & Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,295 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Shikamaru N.
Military Courtesy by Bookwrm389 reviews
"Hey, Colonel." It just wasn't right that such a peppy and normal salutation should make Roy's instincts surge into survival mode and his fingers itch with the need to reach for his gloves. "What are you up to, Fullmetal?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Socks by RegenesisX reviews
Of embarrassed cadets and hysterical superior officers. EDITED 6/30/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Crazy by danceswpenguins9 reviews
TR/OC A muggle girl boards a train to cross realities, and finds herself in the magical past. She has one goal: To change Tom Riddle's fate. But are some characters meant to be saved? Ch 18 up. A different look at everyone's favorite villain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 137,977 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Love and Forget: These Loving Memories by Concubine99 reviews
Pairings: TMHP;SBRL;LMSS;BZDM;RWHG; Warning: Mpreg,-Other Warnings inside-. Harry's memories are gone but he's gained an imaginary life, three friends who have their own drama and a lover- a Tom who's known by the world as the Dark Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,869 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Fighting for Nothing by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
In the end, it wasn't that Regulus realized he was in too deep, or realized the way of the light. His mission was never so noble. It was that Orion and Walburga realized too late who Voldemort really was. Canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Regulus B., Orion B. - Complete
You Belong With Me by James' Lily Flower reviews
Esme and Renee were best friends in school and Bella and Edward grew up together. Bella’s feelings for Edward are more than friendly but she worries about ruining their friendship and then there’s the added problem of Tanya, Edward’s new girlfriend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,081 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Way of a Shinobi by Kira-Reen reviews
AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,468 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
The Road to Rehabilitation by Destined To Repeat reviews
Ed kept going as if Roy had never spoken. "Mind over matter," he declared stubbornly, stabbing a finger at Mustang. "I just won't eat." "Okay," said Roy, bemused. "Don't."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14404 - Favs: 7,350 - Follows: 5,298 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Life as a Snake by FairyTails13 reviews
What do you do when the only person you know can understand you is your most hated enemy? After some unfortunate events, Harry is now a Snake. How the hell is he supposed to defeat Voldemort now? Or does he want to? Dark!Harry LVxHP Chapters 1-6 Edited
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,050 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
No More Moon's Eye Plan by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Naruto and Killer Bee show what they think of Madara's plan the only way they know how - with gratuitous overkill and excessively enormous explosions. Drabble. Crackfic. Some strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Killer Bee, Naruto U. - Complete
My Past Will Always Catch Up by Allanasha ke kiri reviews
After the deaths of both Ron and Hermione in their seventh year, Harry ran. The pressure was too much; they thought he'd be back, after he realized they needed him. But he never returned just ran and hid in the one place he was sure no one would lookSLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,365 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Almost Karma by BluWhispers reviews
They say that what goes around comes around - and this time Cloud is given a chance to get what he wants. Back at the beginning. SephirothCloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 108,646 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 223 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
The Black Dragon by Valse De La Lune reviews
Bella defied the arrogant Edward. He will not forget her. She will be his sacrifice, he will make her his prisoner, and he will make her his, after all, he is the most feared. He is known as The Black Dragon. All Human. Dark. Medieval
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,713 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Keep On Searching by Cabjandai reviews
"Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions." What will Cloud's love do for Sephiroth then? eventual SLASH Time-travel Fic!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,413 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Mocking Moon by newmoonaholic reviews
Things go from bad to worse for Bella when the Forks Police Dept. becomes involved with a sadistic Charlie. Can the Cullens save her? Or will someone pay the ultimate price? AH canon couples Rated M for Abuse/Rape/Violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,124 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Early Morning Conversations by EmoSunshine reviews
AU. Phone calls before dawn always turn out well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7045 - Favs: 4,878 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen's girl by Elmo13 reviews
I shivered from the longing while she shivered from the cold. It was intoxicating. Her hair smelled like raspberries. This was wrong, she was my best friend. AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 91,407 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Returned to Take Twice by Hexagonistic reviews
Just because 'tomorrow' is taken does not mean the future is gone. A completed trilogy between an old light who refuses to be forgotten and a changing shadow who refuses to forget. Aomine/Kuroko
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Aomine D., Kuroko T. - Complete
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Isolationist Theory by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
The boy who cried wolf: You know, there's only so much that a boy hero can take. After becoming the wizarding world's scapegoat during the summer after the Triwizard Tournament, Harry decides that enough is enough—and flips Britain the bird. He transfers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Harry P.
Sand by HellSandwich reviews
Gaara has a meeting, so he decides to have some fun with Naruto. Includes non-conventional use of sand. PWP, Hardcore Yaoi, Toys, Bondage, GaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Obvious Solution by Viraaja reviews
Cloud finally figures out how to defeat Jenova and save Sephiroth all at once. Sort of AC compliant, future timeline, Cloud/Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Start All Over by meeshell72 reviews
Bella and her mom return to Forks after a couple of broken hearts. When her cousin Jasper welcomes her into his group of friends at Forks High, will her aquintance with the hot shot Edward actually be the fresh start she needs? AU BxEd JxA EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 130,838 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3724 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Don't I Know You? by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,770 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Satisfaction of a Job Well Done by Miss Griff reviews
Disciplinary duty takes a turn for the surreal when General Sephiroth uses Cadet Strife for his personal errand boy. However, when Cloud starts to notice something wrong with the General, he takes it upon himself to do more than just scrub the ceilings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Web of Deceit by Brindalyn reviews
Wanting revenge Esme sends Bella on a mission to take down Cullen Inc. Bella's life gets turned upside down. She gets engaged to Carlisle, falls in love with Edward, and tries desperately to get Esme back with Carlisle where she belongs. E/B is the goal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,119 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009
Nowhere Left to Run by Spirare reviews
After 5 years on the run, Bella's past catches up to her. AU OOC Bella/Jasper/Peter/Char Rated M for language and other naughty things to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,044 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9029 - Favs: 8,600 - Follows: 4,870 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan reviews
Naruto frowned, not liking the sudden possessive gleam in Sasuke's onyx colored eyes."So, the child is mine then". The blond shuddered, wary of the sudden change in Sasuke's mood.He moved away from the brunette, and backed into a corner. mpreg sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,250 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Handle With Care by XpaperplaneX reviews
Cloud had no idea how his life would change on the day he was sent to deliver some papers to the former general Sephiroth's office. A mistaken identity turns his world upside down.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Harlequin by she who flies reviews
Wherein Cloud is not a courtesan but Sephiroth is still a General. Welcome to the King's Ball. Seph/Cloud, girl!Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
All Because of Walmart by JMFanficQueen reviews
As I sat there on the couch, staring at the doctor, I couldn't help feeling sorry for him. He was in for a couple of long and stressful weeks. That's what happens when vampires go to therapy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 57,459 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pursuing Perfection by quietlieshere reviews
Bella is smart, a little shy, but she's not afraid to fight back. The popular Edward enjoys teasing the girls, especially Bella. After being partnered in Biology will they stop fighting and become friends? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,464 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Changes by Sabi'sSookie reviews
Alice never found Jasper but never stopped looking. Edward never came back after Bella's first day at Forks High. Away at college, Bella drunkenly stumbles across the Major and her life is turned upside down. AU. Whitlocks, Cullens, and Wolves, Oh My!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,223 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Two Steps Back by Sigart reviews
-Formerly Take Me Back- Cloud is brought back in time against his will to save Aeris, the last of the Ancients, and thus the last caretaker of the planet. However how will he save the planet, when he doesn't remember anything?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,153 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
The Snake and His Lion by iWannaPetYourPetPeacock reviews
Harrison Evans is the Slytherin's 'pet lion.' But what happens when one Slytherin forgets that only person Harry belongs to, is Tom Riddle? AU, Magic, Slash, Mature Content, TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,951 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8809 - Favs: 7,339 - Follows: 4,858 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ambivalence by Twilightx28 reviews
Best friends,Edward & Bella,uprooted from London now live in Chicago.Bella is soon to stuggle with new-found feelings for Edward,who unfortunetly,has a girlfriend.Many unexpected events occur & finally Bella tells him.His reaction isn't as expected.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 286,556 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tales of Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
Amusing ideas arise during the writing of "Oops!". Some of them grow into oneshot stories. Here you will find those stories. Updated whenever the Muse pops by.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008
Challenging Humanity by mehek18 reviews
Bella Swan is mute and new to Forks High School. Edward Cullen is the popular, but sweet, captain of the Varsity team. Bella hides away from attention, but what happens when she catches the eye of the captain and his friends? AH AU CANON. Now ALL EDITTED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,696 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4561 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4671 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 3,654 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,763 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You and Me by Christie Hart reviews
Edward has everything; fame, fortune, a family...and a past which left him as a single father. Bella's trying everything to get through her pain, but getting famous, and more importantly falling in love with Edward, wasn't how she planned on doing it. / CURRENTLY BEING EDITED, but still available!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,852 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passion & Aggression by UnScrambled reviews
Carlisle is very overprotective of his baby girl Bella. Edward falls in love with Bella at first sight and won't take no for an answer. What is Bella to do in these circumstances? AH/AU extremely OOC for everyone, rated M for dark themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,679 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
Promises by GreenEyes555 reviews
Isabella and her brother Jasper lived happily with their family in the 1800's, until Jasper dies suddenly coming home from war. At his funeral Bella is killed by a pale stranger. 100 years later they meet again, but who is stalking them? BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,447 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Inconvenient Switch: A Cullen Comedy by Lisaslovestories reviews
What vampires do when they get bored? Well, The Cullen's decides to start a competition. The goal? Annoy the hell out of each other. With Edward's crossdressing, Emmett's prank calls and Bella's sex talk, it won't be long before someone give in..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Edward, Bella
Believe in a miracle, and it'll find you by Smile 83 reviews
60 years POST BD: Edward and Bella are in high school once again. A new student is very interested in Edward. And if having someone after your husband isn't enough, Bella has been having weird feelings lately, feelings that resemble certain human ones...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,747 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4330 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 3,429 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Point Taken by pencilitout reviews
I can hear thoughts if I touch someone. But I'd never hated my 'gift' more than when I touched Edward Cullen for the first time. Figures, the most beautiful boy in the world wants to kill me. Why? I have yet to find out. Run little girl, run.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,998 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
You Were Mine All Along by Piebald46 reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon and the rest of the Cullen's stay behind. Bella struggles with her growing feelings for Carlisle, and tries to be supportive for him after Esme leaves. Cannon couples, aside from Carlisle/Bella. M rating in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 118,375 - Reviews: 2047 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Hopeless by JanCullen86 reviews
In a world where every marriage is arranged Bella Swan grows up dreaming of romance. Can she find happiness and love in a marriage that she never wanted? Set in modern times. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,003 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Boys Over Flowers by MissSugarQuill reviews
When Bella Swan enters the most prestigious school in the country, she hadn't counted on meeting the coldhearted Edward Cullen, waging war with the hotheaded Edward Cullen... and falling in love. HYD/BOF-based.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,957 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 620 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dark alleys and other love stories by Incognito Burrito reviews
Vampire Edward meets human Bella when she is being attacked in a dark alley. Things get ugly and Edward is forced to take her to his house to save her.Not all great love stories start once upon a time and far far away; Some begin down dark alleys.A/U ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,787 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Regrets and Forgiveness by SadieGirl18 reviews
Hannah has been an outcast ever since Paul and his buddies humiliated her,and have tormented her ever since. But what everyone doesn't know is the pain their adding to her already hard life. Find out what happens when Paul imprints on her. Please Read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,422 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Paul - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 5,963 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shattered Surrender by sick-atxxheart reviews
They had expected to find a little boy, a broken child, ready to come to the light. They had been wrong. An unexpected relationship with Bellatrix Lestrange and the Dark Lord while in Azkaban leads Harry to find new power and purpose. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,042 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Fighting Back by Miarix reviews
A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sweet Relief by Miss Snazzy reviews
Bella couldn’t take the pain anymore and decided to kill herself. But what will happen when she fails and sees Edward at school the following day? Will that be enough to prevent another attempt? Rated for dark themes. AU for New Moon. Slightly OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,087 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stow Away by hippiehappy reviews
Edward Cullen and his family are activist protectors of dangerous arctic whale waters on a ship called The Guardian. Edward is bound to his cause, but always alone. What happens when a mysterious and troubled, brown eyed stow away changes everything? A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,918 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carnivore's Court by AYMK00 reviews
Prompt: Chasing. With awkward!Hibari and frightened!Tsuna. Warning: Dry humping, Tuna trapping, kneeing of lower parts, and unwanted stimulation. Play nice!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/10/2010 - [K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
The Darkness of Light by ToraTaroMeetmeonthe'Marrow reviews
Centuries into the future a Savior is fed up with life and the manipulations of his society. Instead of ending everything he decides to go back in time to set things right. There he takes his vengeance, balances the world and finds love in his enemy. HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,742 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Days Like This by Sylenttails reviews
IT’s one thing to be tossed thru the Veil for something he didn’t do. It was quite another to wake in his animigus form in a world not his own. Harry just knew someone was laughing at him somewhere. Mech/Mech pairings inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., Ironhide
Sephiroth by nightmarekitt reviews
This time, it's not Cloud but Sephiroth who's getting a second chance. Time-travel. Cloud's just along for the ride. Rating for Language. DISCONTINUED.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
After A Time by Mac Ceallach reviews
Aizen comes to appreciate the difference between illusion and reality. Aizen/Ichigo, sequel to Kyuubiluver's A God's Desire.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/26/2010 - S. Aizen, Ichigo K. - Complete
I Can't Make You Love Me, But I'll Try by VelvetRainDrop reviews
Edward is a ghost with a dangerous past. He haunts an old house in Forks and social outcast Bella is dared to go in. An unlikely friendship develops but Edward is keeping a secret from Bella. Can the secret help Edward be with the girl he loves? AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,178 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
If We Ever Meet Again by Annie Cullen xx reviews
After New Moon. Edward never returned, and Bella has moved on. But on her 25th birthday, he turns up, but does she remember him? Now a Full-Story. Nominated in the "Best of the Best" contest in The Twi-Awards.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010
To Make a Carnivore by phoenixtears07 reviews
In which a nine-year-old Kyouya attempts to teach a seven-year-old Tsuna how to be a carnivore.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/11/2010 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
I'm in Love with a Rockstar by teamjacobrulez reviews
In hopes of forgetting 'him,' Bella moves back to Florida for a fresh start. Cocky and arrogant Blake Stone rocks into her life. She knew that rockstars were bad news but for some reason she just couldn't pull away. He was just the distraction she needed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,159 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Fledged by Lys ap Adin reviews
There comes a point when a person has to say, "Enough." And Tsuna just reached his. Tsuna, gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Losing Mary by Eldalie reviews
How to write original characters in the Tolkienverse and escape the clutches of Mary Sue. MEFA 2011 Nominee
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,174 - Follows: 2,837 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17369 - Favs: 9,939 - Follows: 4,590 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling for a Superstar by DareToDream17 reviews
Bella is dragged along to see the famous Cullen Brothers in concert and even worse, meet them. Things do not go as she plans when she makes a big entrance and catches a certain superstar's eye. The arrogant superstar finally meets his match.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,245 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Chronicles by SylvanDreamer reviews
Being rewritten. Soon to be deleted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,519 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P.
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 3,409 - Follows: 3,691 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5682 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,583 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bella's Heart Song by Carlisle's Mate reviews
Fatally wounded by Victoria, Bella awakens as a newborn vampire. But her new senses allow her to realise that Edward is not the soulmate she thought he was, for her soul sings desperately for another Cullen entirely... Bella & Carlisle pairing. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,858 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Practice to Deceive by keysandhearts reviews
Cloud is a thief working undercover as an ordinary trooper to bring down Shinra. Two years ago Shinra destroyed his hometown, killing its residents and burning the town to the ground. Now Cloud wants to find out why, but first he must face his enemy...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,479 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4155 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
My Love Shall Ever Live Young by Starshinedown reviews
The sequel to Aengus. When the love of your life is a god who holds grudges like no one you've ever met and is eyeballs deep in mythological intrigue, a fairytale ending can be hard to reach. All human. Rated M for a reason!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,958 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Place in Time by Magic Shade reviews
Naruto is thrown back in time once the world is destroyed. Waking up Two years before he originally graduated the Academy, Naruto sets out to correct his future. Non-Yaoi. No Pairings as of now. AU. A different take on Time Traveling Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,281 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Prodigium by Shivani reviews
Gen - There's a reason why Harry survived that night, and it wasn't due to Lily's love. What saves Harry becomes inextricably entwined with him, and greatly influences how the story unfolds and the person Harry becomes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
PS I Love You by NessieCullen9 reviews
Bella finally gets her forever, but not in the way she planned. Not at all. Begins amid the newborn battle in Eclipse. Bella/Edward, Alice/Jasper, Bella/Jasper, Alice/OC. Inspired by P.S. I Love You, but not a crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,838 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - [Bella, Jasper] Edward, Alice
Inferno by ludzoo reviews
All vampires have one weakness, except Bella. Immortal in every way, Bella isn't harmed by the fire that kills her kind. Instead, fire was her only companion throughout a century of lonely years. However, that all changes when she meets the Cullens...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,764 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 308 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward at the Office by mccullen reviews
Companion to At the Office, EPOV. Life is hard when the girl you love tells you she hates you, then makes out with you, and then starts hiding under your boss's desk to hide from you. Just ask Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,906 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 3,883 - Follows: 4,356 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Just Acting by Hazl reviews
Bella had always hated and loved Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen had always loved himself. He's the world's greatest movie star, who left Phoenix years ago to move to LA. Senior year rolls around, and he comes back to town. What will happen now? Pairing B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 150,100 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4181 - Favs: 6,021 - Follows: 3,090 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15810 - Favs: 6,987 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Chromosome by mortalhelix reviews
Sequel to "It's a Spy's World." Two years since, and neither can get each other off their minds. So when a funky circumstance sends one into the arms of the other, they both pick up where they left off.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Heero Y. - Complete
A Chance at Life by Lina03 reviews
Harry Potter meets an 8-year old vampire Severus Snape...this is their story. Alternate Reality, Time Travel, Slash & Het pairings, eventual future SS/HP slash, but NO chan!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,626 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Way I Loved You by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward is a sexy badass and dating Bella. They have a passionate relationship, but fight all the time. What happens when Bella ends the relationship for good? Based of Taylor Swift's "The Way I Loved You". AH/AU Co-written with xoxo41.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,536 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Be Mine by TallulahBelle reviews
AH/AU Bella Swan is very anti-Valentine's Day, but what happens when a secret admirer is persistent in making her his? It's going to be a day that she'll never forget.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,866 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 246 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 7,358 - Follows: 7,124 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Scheherazade by fyren galan reviews
Voldemort didn’t believe that a bound Harry Potter was in his dungeon. Seeing Potter with his own eyes, he planned to kill him. But after months of being entranced by tales, his original plans may have changed slightly. SLASH. Retelling of 1001 Nights.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,282 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Broken Reality by The Laughing Fool reviews
Everyone has a breaking point. Sasuke finds his in a future he never wanted and a reality he cannot face alone. So he won't. Time travel and I suppose mild AU, if we're getting picky.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12461 - Favs: 7,024 - Follows: 3,444 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just An Average American Girl Not by I Luvv Twilight reviews
Isabella Marie Swan is the Princess of Italy. She goes to Forks, Washington to be normal for a bit. Living with her Uncle, Bella goes under a different name. There she meets the Cullens, who have a secret of their own. All Human. Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
One Last Try by Ellyanah reviews
25 years after Voldemort's demise,the world is not in a good shape, nor is Harry and his friends. Realising that they had put trust in the wrong hands and ideals, they send their souls to their 11 year old bodies, their one last try at happiness. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,057 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
White Wolf by queenchesh reviews
The Pack is dealing with a lone wolf that has been in their territory. At the same time Victoria is running wild around Washington and being chased by the white wolf. Who is the wolf? And where is Bella? /Complete/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,014 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Magic Spells & Fairytales by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
When Bella Swan's father dies, she has to try and survive, living with her annoying stepmother and stepsister. Of course this fairytale wouldn't be complete without a prince charming to save her, even if he needs some saving, himself... All Human, BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,933 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School is Just Like the Mafia by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “High School is All about Cliques and Fear” Jimbo’s absence leaves a hole Tsuna and company are morally obligated to fill.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Social Experiment by Port in the Storm reviews
Everyone assumed that the Yondaime was dead when they found his empty clothes and a baby wrapped in a blanket. But appearances are deceiving, and not everything is as it seems. There is a reason why his body was never found. A challenge by EDelta88.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Minato N.
California Performing Arts Boarding School by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
BEING REWRITTEN Bella is transferred from England to California to a Performing Arts boarding school. She wants to fit in so she hides some of her life from her new friends. What will Bella think of playboy Edward Cullen? AH M for future Lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009
As I Grow Up by Thunder's Blade reviews
Bella Swan is abused by a drunkard of a father as a child. She is found and rescued by the Cullens. Edward is her brother, whom she loves, and could always count on, but what if he starts to love her in a different way? M for abuse and later adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,283 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Second Chance by Just A Passing Cynic reviews
It was the Light’s last chance at winning the war and Minerva McGonagall was going to take it. In exchange for her life, Harry Potter was to be sent back to the past to change everything. Enemies beware, because Harry James Potter has a vendetta. SSHPLM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,564 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harebrained Heritage by Maken reviews
ºSlashº -.Harry Potter has always wanted to know about his family; of their history and their legacy. But when he receives an unknown inheritance, he finds, to his dumbfounded delight, that his family was not exactly normal.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,960 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., OC
It's All Relative by Owl344 reviews
Orochimaru is winning, and Konoha and almost all of its citizens are dead. It's up to Naruto and Co. to go back in time into their genin bodies and save the world. Unfortunately, no one told Kakashi this. And he wants, badly, to know what's going on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kakashi H.
Staking a Claim by Luki Dimension reviews
Hiccup hadn't been prepared for the Vikings acceptance, and he certainly wasn't prepared for the dragon's...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Of Serpents and Spiders by Ceris Malfoy reviews
He wonders if said "friend" will allow him to take his spiders with him. ...he figures probably not. ...That doesn't stop the spiders from coming anyway, much to his delight." Answer to my own challenge - see profile for details. TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Missing Pieces by RosaLui reviews
PostSeries. When Konoha's walls are breached and the embodiment of its heart and soul is stolen away, the only person who can help is the one thought to be long past redemption. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sorry,Did you say Isabel Swan? by PrettyLittleBrunette reviews
Set in New moon after Edward Leaves. After Edward leaves what do you think will happen if Bella befriends the forks kids instead of Jake? A year later, The cullens return to find a very different Bella, or should i say isabel? my second fanfic. Review !
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,247 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hunted by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Bella witnesses her mothers', fathers' and brothers' murder and narrowly escapes with her life. Dr Cullen takes her in when no-one can, but the horrors follow her there, haunting her. How does this girl know so much? What the hell happened to Bella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,807 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Price of the Future by Shadewolf7 reviews
ON HOLD/Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,642 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 2959 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Unspoken Bonds by Agni reviews
According to Lord Alfred Tennyson, “‘Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.” Is it really? ..Yaoi, Itachi.Naruto..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,532 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Crescent Moon by Tellytubby101 reviews
Bella is a half-immortal with a secretive past that haunts her still. She has to keep an eye out for the dangerous burning flame on the horizon. The Cullens are still vampires, but they don't know what Bella is... Or what she's capable of. AU. A bit OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,412 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
ANBU duty by Writing bunny reviews
What assignments do the new ANBU recruits get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Changes by Ana Roth reviews
Branches off Ch. 16 in NM. What if Bella made her decision before Jacob opened the door? What if Alice never went inside Charlie's house? What if Bella took Edward's advice to move on and be happy? Chap. titles make playlist. Jella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
The Art of Innocence by TwinTrouble reviews
Zack has returned, not from the dead, but from hiding. Cloud is relieved to see the old friend he had to keep swearing was dead, but Tifa and the others don’t quite get what’s going on… No slash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5787 - Favs: 8,777 - Follows: 3,318 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Right place, wrong time by Miss.Carlie reviews
Everyones future was uncertain when they entered the bank at the wrong time. But this violent action is the second chance some people need. Will Bella get her happy ending? will anyone? hostage situations CANON rating might change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,039 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/4/2010
HJ Potter by Shivakashi reviews
One-shot. As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kingsley S., Harry P. - Complete
Movie Time by TwinTrouble reviews
If Cloud, Zack and Sephiroth ever watched Advent Children. Because that movie is an extremely bad way to be introduced to the Final Fantasy VII fandom.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,642 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 4,923 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6367 - Favs: 8,646 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Always by xlovexlustx reviews
Edward and Bella have grown up together, being adopted by the Cullen family after having horrifics pasts. One day Bella goes missing...how does Edward and the rest of the family react? SHOCKING and slight DARKWARD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,238 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 3,114 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
You Know You've Read Too Much E21 When by hollyivy7 reviews
1. You suck at football and for some reason know what a blitz attack is. But yeah, you still suck at football. Het & Slash. FIRST COMPLETED STORY EVAH, SO REVIEW DAMMIT!
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Hiruma Y., Sena K. - Complete
Illusions and Deceptions by Agni reviews
.Rewrite of Lifetime of Illusions. Izayoi used an illusion to disguise that which she wished to protect. Both Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha discover secrets that would affect their relationship in ways that they had never imagined. Sess.FemInu.AU.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10161 - Favs: 12,349 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Confusion by PERMANENT DEACTIVATED ACCOUNT reviews
The year is 1886 and Sawada Tsunayoshi really should not be here. How is a certain Vongola Primo going to deal with his unexpected guest from the future?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 223 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Shiyuma Is A Family Man by hadaka reviews
But he'd rather be out killing Soviets.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sena K.
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself by JayJayHale reviews
COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,168 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Miscast by nightbug reviews
A miscast spell gets Cloud into a bit of a pickle. Cloud finds himself in the middle of an interesting game of keep-away between the multitude of ShinRa's employees.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Cloud S., Reno
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Black and Bones: A Love Story by Jenni Rose reviews
Hagrid and Sirius missed each other that long ago night. Harry's guardian is Sirius Black, his best friend is Susan Bones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,815 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 227 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Haunting by The Darkest Point reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are best friends who are taking a year off before starting college. They're going around the country...Twist? They are going to haunted places. Come on you know you want to! AH. Cannon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,427 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Naruto Ninja Guide by Lady-Silvanas reviews
A simple ninja guide for authors out there to write good fighting scene and not get the plot down by coming up with something like "fire realeas" multiple fire technique. Nothing like a story that goes bad cause of the bad fighting scene. have funnn
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008
The Difference by opalish reviews
The first time Shindo willingly brings up Sai without being goaded into it, they're playing a casual game at the salon.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 456 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
A Good Hunt by garnet eyes reviews
Mako strengthens the instinctual response and heightens sensitivity and response times, yet very few consider what this actually does to the individuals injected with Mako. Set before original game. Sephiroth x Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Artificial by MissehKeehl reviews
Near had always based his moves on logic; what made most sense, what would give the better outcome. Because of this, he was labeled inhuman; an unfeeling robot. However, when a new girl comes to Wammy’s, he wonders why he can no longer think straight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,004 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Near - Complete
Better Than Spandex by opalish reviews
Akira might have even felt a little touched by Shindo's staunch faith in his sportsmanship, if they hadn't been talking about their hypothetical mutant powers.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FOUR MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10624 - Favs: 5,963 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
We Were Nomads, Bathed in Concrete by Oxymoronic8 reviews
She left before her time. Four years later, he can't let go of what he never had. Oneshot. B/E. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across Dimensions: Parting Reality's Veil by Taliath reviews
AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,392 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,807 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
love is by Kalachuchi reviews
By the time Kyoya realizes he has fallen for her, it is too late for him to do anything. A love story in 20 scenes. KyoHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 667 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 4,916 - Follows: 898 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard Work by hadaka reviews
Apollo meets Sena and is forced to give hard work another chance. kirskipkat's Hard Work prompt.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Sena K., Leonard A. - Complete
Reflection in the Hallway Mirror by ericastwilight reviews
A heartless Edward is cursed and chooses to live his life confined in his home. When given the chance to see his love again, he takes it. A modern take on Beauty and the Beast. Strong language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
CinderFurete by marmaroth reviews
The most screwed-up fairytale you've ever read, starring Akatsukikandafangirl's OC Furete as Cinderella and Belphegor as Prince Charming. BelxOC, dedicated to AKF OBVIOUSLY , rated for language. Pen name formerly nagashinokuro
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Belphegor - Complete
Honeymoon in Paradise by readingmama reviews
Bella is on her honeymoon when a storm hits and she is tossed off the boat along with her husband. When she awakens on a desert island she is rescued by a beautiful angel with crimson eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beating the Heat by joudama reviews
Angeal really hates summer in Midgar.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Angeal H., Zack F. - Complete
Requiem by Spontaneite reviews
What would happen if Kakashi were killed early in the Wave saga? This is a story of Team 7's struggle to survive, and the boy who must grow strong to save them. Team 7-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,887 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naruto U.
The Annoying Game by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,997 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
Second Chances by Lupanari reviews
AU, Time Travel. Sparring after the KakuzuHidan battle, Kakashi and Naruto are suddenly sent back in time. Not only that, but their bodies have somehow merged into one in the process. No Pairings. CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A MAJOR REWRITE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,992 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Magical Pickup Lines by RoastedGrover reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a pub, and much hilarity ensues. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Public Enemy by ericastwilight reviews
Public Enemy No. 5 Edward A Masen is known for the biggest bank heists of the era. This is the story of the mastermind behind the infamous man. My entry for the Age of Edward contest. 1930's Edward. B/E Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5572 - Favs: 5,134 - Follows: 4,525 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Inui Juice Strikes Again! by UsamiAkihiko reviews
PART 3! Tezuka has survived monstrous plants and the raging hormones of his teammates, and has effectively banned Inui's juices from wreaking anymore havoc on him! But when Tezuka accidentally drinks the juice himself, just what could possibly go wrong?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,592 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Tezuka K., Fuji S. - Complete
L for Lover by TheLovelyItem reviews
An American exchange student comes to the university that L is pretending to be a student at. Unwittingly and quite accidentally, she gets swept up into the Kira investigation. Styled as an anthology of her interactions with and observations of L. LxOC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,121 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - L
The Nukenin Chronicles by peppymint reviews
Drabbles set within my story From the Ashes. Just a bunch of little ideas that did not quite make it into the main plot line. Mostly humorous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Who's Your Dolly? by 00-edorjake-00 reviews
Bella was turned into a doll by a witch and now she belongs to Alice Cullen. Bella can talk to whoever owns her. Alice gives Bella to Edward so he can finally believe her and somehow they fall in love. Better summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,430 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Chasing Butterflies by Falling Right Side-Up reviews
AU: Minato’s adventures as father and Hokage. Insanity is a given. Intervention a necessity. Who knows how screwed up Naruto will become under his father's care? SECOND: misplaced jealousy /more info and question to readers inside/ edited: 6-25-2009
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,220 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Emmett Eats His Words by JayJayHale reviews
Emmett has teased Edward and Bella about their quiet sex life and framkly they have had enough. What do they young couple do to get Emmett to cringe and run screaming for the hills? Bella is a vampire...Nessie does not exist.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Come Out Of The Closet by TheLovelyItem reviews
Adrienne questions Artemis' sexual orientation. Arty/OC oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Two Birds, One Stone by lilkyonkyon reviews
Hiashi knows it’s time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Kindergarten Warfare by breadsticks reviews
Tsuna-chan is a kindergarten teacher. His attention is often divided up into his beloved students, his beloved ex-students, and his grumpy sadistic boyfriend. It's a bloody battlefield.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
Asassins Of Volterra by BloodWhiteWolf reviews
Edward Left Bella And She Becomes The Familar Empty Shell We All Know About. She's Changed By The Volturi And Is Now Princess Of The Volturi And Leader Of The Assassins Of Volterra. When The Cullen's Need Protection Will They See It's Her? ExB R&R PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,749 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Saving Me by KageKitsune XXX reviews
At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi of The Rock by alterego94 reviews
After the Kyuubi attack, Sarutobi decides to send Naruto away. But the caravan gets ambushed by Rock shinobi, and Naruto's missing. Now twelve years later an insanely strong genin from Iwa enters the chuunin exam. And whats with his claybearing sensei?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,430 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Deidara
The DollMaker by breadsticks reviews
There was a famous doll-maker who lived in these deep woods. 6927.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,330 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Escaping Fate by Jaylee1 reviews
He had somehow managed to find himself in the land that time forgot, and considering that he belonged to a society that still used quills and ink bottles, that was truly saying something. Harry/Legolas. ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,460 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
Remnant of the Vacant by The Eternal Dream reviews
Time travel. Sounds like fun, right? No. No it's not. Cloud was determined to get back home, the past be damned, but with Aerith haunting his every step it didn't look like that would be happening any time soon. No pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,031 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Cloud S., Aerith G.
The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews
Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Anti Twilight Association: Why I Hate Twilight by SarcasticTraitor reviews
Why fan girls should just simply give up Twilight and go read some other great book instead...Part 1: Quotes by people all over the world. Fire is APPRECIATED. Go on - we'd love to hear from you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perspective by Still Evil Flame reviews
What IS it with Ukitake and his candy? Toshiro hates it, but maybe understands it a little more after a talk with Shunsui and gains a whole new perspective. No yaoi or sexual content at all for that matter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2009 - J. Ukitake, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Can You Hear Me Now? by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's been in an accident in Phoenix and moves to Forks. She can't talk. Her vocal cords are ruined and her sight is impaired but getting better. She accidently sits with the Cullens and feels almost at peace with them. The big twist? Read the story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,627 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella
Misunderstanding by AbstractError reviews
A small clarification. Szayel x Ishida
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Uryuu I. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 4,051 - Follows: 607 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Of Frogs and Ninja by Cali0623 reviews
It was supposed to be a routine sparring session. But when Naruto gets distracted while attempting to use his new technique, the results are disastrous. Once again, it's up to Sasuke to fix the idiot's mistake. NaruSasuNaru - Spoilers through chapter #438
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3433 - Favs: 5,418 - Follows: 5,108 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
By Deaths To Die by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
When Harry is tragically murdered, he thought it was the end. Apparently not. He will have his revenge and Voldemort will help. SLASH. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,663 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Act Of Consecration by Reddwarfer reviews
It only takes a moment for something to become an obsession. Nothing should come between soulmates, and Edward is prepared to do anything to prove it. An AH, dark romance. Canon pairings. Loosely follows canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
Love in an Elevator by BellaTonks reviews
Edward falls in love with a stranger after spending one night with her trapped in a dark elevator only to have her disappear in the morning. His only hope is to find the match to the panties she left behind. Will he find her again? For the SMC contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Déguiser by Batsutousai reviews
When Dumbledore leaves Harry Potter on the doorstep of the Dursleys, the last thing he expected was for an unknown relative to disappear with the boy for ten years. Enter Thomas Potter, a man who intends to change the past, the present, and the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,923 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P., Lucius M.
A Cleansing Touch by Sin Maxwell and Co reviews
It is the summer after Voldemort's rebirth and he decides to go and collect the Boy-Who-Lived. When he gets there though, all is not well with our hero. Can Voldemort offer Harry a cleansing touch or will the teen be lost to insanity for good? HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,112 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Resolution by half-sleeping reviews
AU where Tsuna is a girl and went to Italy as a child. Possibly dark.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,636 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Xanxus, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8199 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 210 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 130 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
Strength by 17th Down reviews
Sena learns a technique to overcome his physical weakness.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sena K. - Complete
As The Last Candle Burns by Falling Right Side-Up reviews
UPDATED: Jan 1, 2009 - Naruto will do anything to save the future and the people in it, even if it means going back to the very beginning. “For all my precious people…for you, Kakashi. I’ll do it for you.” /Kakashi x Naruto/ It's true, chapter 3 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,734 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by PocketAces reviews
And they say that Shin's the oblivious one... Part two: Mamori’s Super-Ultra List To Protect Sena From Perverts. Contest closed. Rated for Hiruma's mouth and innuendo XD As always, dedicated to Shinnie the Meanie for awesome work beta'ing.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Shin S., Sena K. - Complete
Of All Fires that Burn by Jusrecht reviews
I said, kneel." Lelouch x Suzaku
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Enigmatic Prey by nlblake reviews
The new transfer student to Seigaku Senior High, Echizen Ryoma, is a mystery Fuji can't resist solving.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/8/2006 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S.
Armed with a Camcorder by cullen-style reviews
Bella whines to Edward about being left at home for the weekend while he hunts. Curious, he leaves with her a camcorder and instructions to film everything that happens so he can review it when he returns...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Attempted Vacation by VessaMorana reviews
Harry should have known better than to trust the twins. Oneshot, Crossover w/Naruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Concerto by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
HIATUS. Echizen Ryoma, son of Echizen Nanjiroh, the legendary violin virtuoso. Bored with life, he longs for purpose, and finds it in one man: Tezuka Kunimitsu. Watch as he breaks through the barriers keeping him from being the best.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,115 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K.
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,181 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Confessions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
A bored L is a scary thing... Crackish fluff for LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/12/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hatched by mystiri1 reviews
One-shot. The Lifestream was not big enough to contain Zack. And Aeris had a bizarre sense of humour. Zack/Cloud, chocobos, mild crack. Sort of shounen-ai.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Salt by Alien ABC's reviews
He doesn't understand, but he obeys. Slash.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Fixated by Lyn908 reviews
AU: Dexter xover. Slash, drabbleshot. 'A predator hiding in a petite unassuming package. Delicious.' Rated for my potty mouth, Dexter's one naughty word, and mother's that dislike the thought of their child reading the slightest hint of slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,618 - Follows: 848 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3496 - Favs: 5,438 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
A Robot can be a Girlfriend by lbj reviews
Carlisle invents a robot that is fantastically realistic for his wife. Edward is given the task of watching over this robot called 'Bella' and finds himself falling in love. Can a vampire love something that can't think? EPOV ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hold Me by Alien ABC's reviews
The life of L Lawliet, in eight hugs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - L - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7652 - Favs: 8,954 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 972 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mean Something by Timekeeper101 reviews
One-shot starring L and an OC. What happens when L meets a prostitute? Humorous and dramatic. Rated T for innuendos and references, but there are no graphic scenes or language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2008 - L - Complete
Elegiac by Maiden of the Moon reviews
“Your first day as a human will cost you your Past. The second, your Present. The third, your Future. In short,” the sea witch purred, staring into the mermaid’s dumbstruck eyes, “come day three, I’ll own your soul. And you will not get it back.” EdxBe AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,943 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yo Ho by Jetamors reviews
Yachiru has a new obsession, and the rest of Soul Society gets pulled along in her wake. Fluffy gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Little One by sigyn-chi reviews
You never play with the Ten Years Bazooka... especially when Giannini-san just tuned it for you. 18SHOTA27 with a bit of 18SHOTA2769.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/8/2008 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Dark Father by darwick reviews
This is the note they found on Harry’s bed the day he went missing. Some thought it was a suicide note, but the ones who knew him best knew it for what it was; a goodbye letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 4,636 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 4,705 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Indelible by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP Ginny died in the Chamber. only Harry and Tom know how it really happened. Harry can hear Tom in his head. Dumbledore sends Harry to Azkaban. Voldemort will have to find another way to get his body back. Harry is marked but whose side is he on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,294 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Ripples in Time by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry is victorious and Voldemort is gone, but not all is as it should be. Thrown into the past Harry takes on the role of James Potter’s long lost cousin and attempts to do the one thing Hermione always warned him about. Is this a second chance or curse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,782 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 3,192 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P.
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 203 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Angel of Grey by Eve Angel of Fate reviews
Meg, compelled to search further for the Phantom, accidentally stumbles into his hidden passage, and in the process is locked in with him. What will this creature of light do when she must be forever caged with this creature of the night?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,972 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Erik, Meg Giry - Complete
Time Travel for Beginners by Sakiku reviews
Time-Travel – a well-known plot-device to fix things before they even started to go wrong. But traveling through time isn’t easy. What if something went wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not So Speechless After All by La Morraine reviews
SEQUEL TO SPEECHLESS - After running from the wedding Harry must decide how to go on with life. He's harassed by seemingly everybody and doesn't really know how to fix the mess he has left behind ... Harry/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,424 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Prank Lord Potter by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P.
Death Most Desired by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Bella's cliff-dive killed her. And Edward's suicide trip to Italy was successful. The lover's reunite in a heaven-like dimensional plane, and get the closure they need. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Eddy Series by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward buys Bella a kitten. Chaos ensues.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 960 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 2,587 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Pets by Shadows In The Sun reviews
Adopted by wolfydies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,174 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,478 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days by Rosalie McCarty reviews
Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
A Darker Destiny: Year 1 by Erishon reviews
AU. Dark Harry. It's time for Harry to start Hogwarts, but what happens when Dumbledore realises Harry was never raised by the Dursley's? Brought up as heir to the throne of Karthul, Harry is powerful, intelligent and as dark as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Harry P.
The Pensieve of Shame by MatoakaWilde reviews
Jump into the Pensieve of Shame and discover the dirty laundry hidden in the our favorite and not so favorite character's closets! If only Rita Skeeter could get her hands on this! formally titled 'What are the Harry Potter Characters Ashamed of'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
Iphis Promised by H.E. Gray reviews
So - what happens when you mix up the genders of random Konoha ninjas? An all-female Team Seven for one. And a /very/ grumpy Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 295 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Harry Potter and the New Lives by Steve2 reviews
Alternate reality. After the war, 7th year Harry Potter is transported into an AU where Neville is ‘TheBoyWhoLived’. How will the powerful Shadow Mage Harry Potter get accustomed to a new life as a ‘nobody’? Now SilverAegis approved 25May2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 150,058 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Neville L.
Temptation by Jukebox Hound reviews
In the beginning was the Word, and perhaps it was somewhat ironic that the human’s mouth was now doing things that innocence shouldn’t know about. SZC yaoi, utter blasphemy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Hearing by undercloakkept reviews
Why has thirteen year old Rose Weasley been called before the Wizengamot? ETA: Winner of LiveJournal's 2008 Ron/Hermione Awards - Most Outstanding Drabble!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 63 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Speechless by La Morraine reviews
Harry and Draco are considering marriage. Therefore, it's most unfortunate that the future father-in-law tries to interfere ... Harry/Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,738 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 4,585 - Follows: 343 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/20/2008
Between Flight and Longing by Sheila Snow reviews
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,432 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
No Remorse by Calai'di reviews
ONESHOT: Alternate ending to DH. Voldemort gives Harry something to think about. Semi-Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Things I never asked him by priestessgrrrl reviews
Touya finds something personal that Shindou has written.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Oblivious by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto is oblivious, his clones are perverted, team Kakashi has their theories and Neji has a lot of mental images for the night to come. NaruNaru, NaruxRamen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: the Videogame by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 5,040 - Follows: 3,230 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snake Venom by rayvern reviews
AU fic. what if things turned out differently on that fateful Halloween night? Voldemort, instead of killing Harry, took him away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 5/29/2003
The Power of Magic and Elves by Serafin982 reviews
A tortured Harry has won his war but lost everyone he cared for. Magic isn't through with him yet though and sends him on a journey to Middle Earth. HPLOTR crossover. Hiatus: Rewrite pending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,900 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007
DADA Owls by strawberryy2345 reviews
Griselda Marchbanks has been an OWL examiner for as long as anyone can remember. And throughout the years, she has given hundreds of DADA OWLS, including to the three most influential wizards of the century...Albus Dumbledore, Tom Riddle, and Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
PS Do Goldfish Become Hollows? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A series of notes featuring Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and their household pets. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Tousen K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
One Year Later by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
[DH compliant ▪ No epilogue] A bet was made and the results are in. In which Snape says poppycock, Dumbledore reminisces, and Harry becomes mortified. But... really... who won the bet? «Slash themes»
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Strawberries Don't Have Thorns by HaiJu reviews
They were picking strawberries, that's all. Why else would his jacket be stained bright red?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
My First Word by StarLight9 reviews
Baby Eldarion, who cannot yet talk, silently observes the world around him. Written for Teitho Challenge: Me, Myself, and I.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Eldarion - Complete
Gaining Respect by Bjorn reviews
Hanatarou Yamada, Soul Society's whipping boy, knows that he's a wimp. But sometimes he surprises himself. Today, he manages to surprise the 11th Division's Captain as well. A short piece about gaining Zaraki Kenpachi's respect.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Hanatarō Y., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Courtship of Kurosaki Karin, Espada Style by Bjorn reviews
What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Grimmjow J., Karin K. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
Bright Eyed Boys by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
I saw a SOLDIER once, First Class. Him and his friend. They ran, we chased. That's how it went. I saw a SOLDIER and I'll never forget.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nightmare Central by nlblake reviews
A series of drabbles regarding the chibi versions of our favourite shinobi and their unfortunate victims.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Living with Kyoya by Kalachuchi reviews
KyoyaHaruhi Living with Kyoya was not as awful as she first thought it would be. Chap9: Haruhi is pregnant and Kyoya is being... well, Kyoya. /Nov.'08 Chap 9 New Author's Notes/
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,859 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Conversion by Arathe reviews
Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,638 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Pancakes and 'Partments by laurelangel reviews
Usually, when Sasuke woke to the feeling of foreign chakra present in his home, it was because ninja were attempting to assassinate him. Either that or one of his more intelligent stalkers finally figured out how to pick the new locks on his front door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Smarter than Hermione by dimestoredramatic reviews
No one can get out of detention with Snape, not even someone as intelligent as Hermione.But Harry Potter manages to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Sin of Defiance by RobinRocks reviews
Alternate Ep 25: Rem won't be so easily beaten by Light Yagami, but where does that leave L? At Light's mercy, of course. Dark LightxL. Cowritten with AutumnDynasty.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,128 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 137 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
A Perfect Plan by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 176 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 277 - Published: 7/1/