Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, Animal Crossing, and Sims.
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Please enjoy my stories because I wrote them for you guys. You really are the lifeblood that makes me love writing.
I love writing and I hope it shows in all of my pieces.
Author update: I have recently gotten pretty fangirl on some new stuff, so this is a preview for some future projects of mine.
Hobbit: Dildo Faggins- a story of Bilbo Baggins getting caught masterbating and then hilarity ensues, hilarity and sexiness ;)
LOTR: Sam/Frodo, possibly my first sad romance
Great Gatsby: something slashing Nick and Jay, I've noticed there is a major lack in fluffiness for those two, which is a huge shame, I will definitely not do a Daisy/Jay or a Jordan/Nick because I think Daisy is gratingly selfish and Jordan is apathetic and cool, but not in a romantic way
Community: something fluffy again, probably either Jeff and Annie or Troy and Abed
Adventure Time: Bubblegum/Marceline, Finn/Flame Princess, BMO adventure, Jake/Rainicorn adventure, maybe some gumball/marshal lee, not totally sure on this front
This is a survey I took off of Seventeen online and will be periodically filling it in. Enjoy the trivia.
My full name is Elizabeth Swan. I was born on November 13, 1997. I am an American citizen and this makes me feel patriotic at home, but embaressed on the internet. My star sign is Scorpio. My parents are Tom, a woodshop teacher, and Jacqui, a bipolar nutcase with really good taste in clothing. I have one sibling, an awesome sister Marissa. I am currently at Lincoln Way East High school. What I like about my school studies is choir. What I dislike about my school day is mathematics. I am saving up for a 3DS because I am excited for the new Animal Crossing. My home is in Mokena, Illinois and I have lived here for 7ish years. My friends are Bailey, a used to be love interest turned guy I am protective of, several awesomely gothic kids, an entire music department, my true, true friends, and the internet crowd. I love people who actually care about honesty and are not afraid of telling the truth. My favorite activity/activities include baking, singing, sewing, internetting, reading, crying at movies and books and I love to do this because I find myself pretty emotional and creative and I just love expressing myself. My favorite color is green because it reminds me of nature and fresh ideas. I love to say "wicked" and my most over-used saying is probably "Sweet mother of Jesus!" My favorite meal involves noodles and my favorite snack food is ice cream, but also popcorn. The person who supports me the most is my mother and sister and amazing aunt Betty and in my life they have helped me to be successful in music and be exposed to media that influences my writing. The best time of the day to me is night, because my parents are asleep and I have time for video games. I like sunrise the most because that means I have been up all night having fun. I hope to hear Owl City live, meet Pewdiepie, and get a signed copy of a book from both of the Vlog/Green brothers. I am frightened by penises and this makes me bisexual. My favorite movie of all time is the reboot of the Great Gatsby, or Wristcutters: A Love Story. My greatest inspiration is sexy time. My all-time role model is Queen Latifah because she's plus size and she knows exactly what she wants and I want to be like that when I grow up.
MY PAST When I was little I remember that when I was with my friends, I still felt like an outcast. My childhood was generally odd and this is because I was really fat and I've been 30 years old since age 6. My family is mixed and this is because my parents divorced when I was in 2nd grade. The good times I remember were with all the kids who understood me. The hard times I can remember include being left out by the kids who didn't understand my intelligence. I find / always found school to be easy and this is because I'm pretty smart. The music I like to listen to is sublimed techno because it sounds like the ocean's waves and the gush of air and makes me feel like I can fly. I grew up thinking that _ I changed when _ The first concert event I ever went to was _ (band/event) at the _ (place) and I went with _ I found the experience of being in a large crowd to be _ (description) The best holiday I ever had was _ when I went to _ with _ and we _ (description) The best thing anyone has ever said to me is _ The worst thing anyone has ever said to me is _ What no one has ever told me is _ My first crush on someone was _ because _ and it happened when _ because _ The first time someone had a crush on me was _ and it felt _ because _ and it turned out to be _ because _ The most fun I ever had was when _ and _ because _ In the past I have been hurt by _ when _ because _ In the past I have hurt _ when I _ because _ and I feel _ about it My most successful day was when I _ I received recognition when I (graduated/won a prize/got a job/moved out, etc.) I am proud that I _ I look back at my life and I feel that _ because _ The greatest lesson I learned was _ and I learned it when _ The wisest thing anyone ever told me was _ and it helped me to _ The first time I was scared was when _ The last time I went out was _ The highlight of my school years was _ The greatest risk I ever took was when I _ The best result I ever got was when I _ The worst thing that ever happened to me was _ The peak experience of my teen years was _ The craziest thing that ever happened to me was _ The funniest thing that ever happened to me was _ The last thing I purchased was _
MY FUTURE In my teens I hope to achieve _ In my twenties I hope to achieve _ In my thirties I hope to achieve _ In my forties I hope to achieve _ When I am older I would like to be _ When I am older I would like to do _ I would love to travel to _ because _ I think marriage is _ I would like/would not like (to be married/to be single/living in a share house/living alone) I think children are (awesome/a great thing/a burden/unnecessary, etc.) and I would like to/not like to have children/adopt children I think having a career is _ and I would like to be _ so that I can _ with my life The goals I have include _ I am looking forward to _ I am worried about _ I am confident that _ I feel uncertain of _ I know for sure that _
MY PRESENT I love _ I believe _ I am happy when _ I feel comfortable in _ I need to _ I think that _ I have an instinct about _ My dreams are _ It is important to _ I am upset about _ I find these things _ funny/hilarious I find these things _ sad/devastating I am joyful about _ I am waiting until _ before I _ I am in love with _ because _ I am grieving abut _ I am concerned that _ I am conflicted by _ I am confused that _ I am angry that _ I am sorry about _ I am interested in _ I am thrilled by _ I would like to be _ I would like to have _ I would like to change _ I am scared that _ My most secret desire is _ I like it when _ I dislike it when _ I love how _ I hate it when _ I have the strangest feeling that _ I find _ beautiful and it _ I think that I cannot _ I find _ ugly as it _ I think _ is silly because _ I think _ is tragic because _ What no one realizes about me is _ I see _ I find it easy to _ I find it hard to _ I am at my best when _ I can do _ I am tired of _ I am excited by _ I hope that _ My destiny is _