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Joined 02-23-10, id: 2266930, Profile Updated: 07-18-14
Author has written 24 stories for Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, Animal Crossing, and Sims.

Hello! So you've come to check out my profile. Welcome!

Please enjoy my stories because I wrote them for you guys. You really are the lifeblood that makes me love writing.

I love writing and I hope it shows in all of my pieces.

Author update: I have recently gotten pretty fangirl on some new stuff, so this is a preview for some future projects of mine.

Hobbit: Dildo Faggins- a story of Bilbo Baggins getting caught masterbating and then hilarity ensues, hilarity and sexiness ;)

LOTR: Sam/Frodo, possibly my first sad romance

Great Gatsby: something slashing Nick and Jay, I've noticed there is a major lack in fluffiness for those two, which is a huge shame, I will definitely not do a Daisy/Jay or a Jordan/Nick because I think Daisy is gratingly selfish and Jordan is apathetic and cool, but not in a romantic way

Community: something fluffy again, probably either Jeff and Annie or Troy and Abed

Adventure Time: Bubblegum/Marceline, Finn/Flame Princess, BMO adventure, Jake/Rainicorn adventure, maybe some gumball/marshal lee, not totally sure on this front

This is a survey I took off of Seventeen online and will be periodically filling it in. Enjoy the trivia.

My full name is Elizabeth Swan. I was born on November 13, 1997. I am an American citizen and this makes me feel patriotic at home, but embaressed on the internet. My star sign is Scorpio. My parents are Tom, a woodshop teacher, and Jacqui, a bipolar nutcase with really good taste in clothing. I have one sibling, an awesome sister Marissa. I am currently at Lincoln Way East High school. What I like about my school studies is choir. What I dislike about my school day is mathematics. I am saving up for a 3DS because I am excited for the new Animal Crossing. My home is in Mokena, Illinois and I have lived here for 7ish years. My friends are Bailey, a used to be love interest turned guy I am protective of, several awesomely gothic kids, an entire music department, my true, true friends, and the internet crowd. I love people who actually care about honesty and are not afraid of telling the truth. My favorite activity/activities include baking, singing, sewing, internetting, reading, crying at movies and books and I love to do this because I find myself pretty emotional and creative and I just love expressing myself. My favorite color is green because it reminds me of nature and fresh ideas. I love to say "wicked" and my most over-used saying is probably "Sweet mother of Jesus!" My favorite meal involves noodles and my favorite snack food is ice cream, but also popcorn. The person who supports me the most is my mother and sister and amazing aunt Betty and in my life they have helped me to be successful in music and be exposed to media that influences my writing. The best time of the day to me is night, because my parents are asleep and I have time for video games. I like sunrise the most because that means I have been up all night having fun. I hope to hear Owl City live, meet Pewdiepie, and get a signed copy of a book from both of the Vlog/Green brothers. I am frightened by penises and this makes me bisexual. My favorite movie of all time is the reboot of the Great Gatsby, or Wristcutters: A Love Story. My greatest inspiration is sexy time. My all-time role model is Queen Latifah because she's plus size and she knows exactly what she wants and I want to be like that when I grow up.

MY PAST When I was little I remember that when I was with my friends, I still felt like an outcast. My childhood was generally odd and this is because I was really fat and I've been 30 years old since age 6. My family is mixed and this is because my parents divorced when I was in 2nd grade. The good times I remember were with all the kids who understood me. The hard times I can remember include being left out by the kids who didn't understand my intelligence. I find / always found school to be easy and this is because I'm pretty smart. The music I like to listen to is sublimed techno because it sounds like the ocean's waves and the gush of air and makes me feel like I can fly. I grew up thinking that _ I changed when _ The first concert event I ever went to was _ (band/event) at the _ (place) and I went with _ I found the experience of being in a large crowd to be _ (description) The best holiday I ever had was _ when I went to _ with _ and we _ (description) The best thing anyone has ever said to me is _ The worst thing anyone has ever said to me is _ What no one has ever told me is _ My first crush on someone was _ because _ and it happened when _ because _ The first time someone had a crush on me was _ and it felt _ because _ and it turned out to be _ because _ The most fun I ever had was when _ and _ because _ In the past I have been hurt by _ when _ because _ In the past I have hurt _ when I _ because _ and I feel _ about it My most successful day was when I _ I received recognition when I (graduated/won a prize/got a job/moved out, etc.) I am proud that I _ I look back at my life and I feel that _ because _ The greatest lesson I learned was _ and I learned it when _ The wisest thing anyone ever told me was _ and it helped me to _ The first time I was scared was when _ The last time I went out was _ The highlight of my school years was _ The greatest risk I ever took was when I _ The best result I ever got was when I _ The worst thing that ever happened to me was _ The peak experience of my teen years was _ The craziest thing that ever happened to me was _ The funniest thing that ever happened to me was _ The last thing I purchased was _

MY FUTURE In my teens I hope to achieve _ In my twenties I hope to achieve _ In my thirties I hope to achieve _ In my forties I hope to achieve _ When I am older I would like to be _ When I am older I would like to do _ I would love to travel to _ because _ I think marriage is _ I would like/would not like (to be married/to be single/living in a share house/living alone) I think children are (awesome/a great thing/a burden/unnecessary, etc.) and I would like to/not like to have children/adopt children I think having a career is _ and I would like to be _ so that I can _ with my life The goals I have include _ I am looking forward to _ I am worried about _ I am confident that _ I feel uncertain of _ I know for sure that _

MY PRESENT I love _ I believe _ I am happy when _ I feel comfortable in _ I need to _ I think that _ I have an instinct about _ My dreams are _ It is important to _ I am upset about _ I find these things _ funny/hilarious I find these things _ sad/devastating I am joyful about _ I am waiting until _ before I _ I am in love with _ because _ I am grieving abut _ I am concerned that _ I am conflicted by _ I am confused that _ I am angry that _ I am sorry about _ I am interested in _ I am thrilled by _ I would like to be _ I would like to have _ I would like to change _ I am scared that _ My most secret desire is _ I like it when _ I dislike it when _ I love how _ I hate it when _ I have the strangest feeling that _ I find _ beautiful and it _ I think that I cannot _ I find _ ugly as it _ I think _ is silly because _ I think _ is tragic because _ What no one realizes about me is _ I see _ I find it easy to _ I find it hard to _ I am at my best when _ I can do _ I am tired of _ I am excited by _ I hope that _ My destiny is _

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50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Don't Worry, Frodo, We'll Get The Chance by TwistedAngel08 reviews
Frodo and Sam realise their feelings for each other and smut ensues. Yeah, I suck at summaries but you get the point. R&R! Warnings: MalexMale sex, and lots of blushing. Don't like? Don't read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
We Found Love in a Hopeless Era by MikiRave096 reviews
SLASH. His mind was blank as his eyes were glued to the beauty in front of him. Nick/Gatsby, Gatsby/Daisy, slight Jordan/Nick
Great Gatsby - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012
Into the Woods Harry Potter! by TalaDentro reviews
Song-fic. Little drabble where I replace the cast from Into the Woods with Harry Potter characters. I only use two songs though: "Agony" and "Agony: Reprise." Basically, Draco HP and Blaise CW whining about their relationships. SLASH! Read warnings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Everyone Has Finally Seen Enough by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
THE HANGDISTRICTOVER 9 PART 2 by Roygbev reviews
The Hangover people have a hangover in District 9. Ya
Crossover - Hangover & District 9 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Phil W., Wikus V.D.M. - Complete
Five Things Draco Hates About Potter by nicevenn reviews
Five things Draco hates, but secretly loves, about Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Profiling a Romance by Nathifa Neema reviews
The ladies of the BAU speculate on the nature of two of their co-workers' relationship, using the best of their profiling abilities. SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Muggle Sex Toys and Magic Do Not Mix by remuslives23 reviews
Sirius misuses some Muggle artifacts. For treacle tartlet's prompts at LJ. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fruity by Silver Cira reviews
Another Siri/Rem drabble. Based on the prompt 'Apple'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hermione and the Banana by immahorny reviews
Hermione gets a little bored one summer day. With the help of a banana and a condoms, she's not bored anymore. CAUTION: HEAVY SMUT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Confessions by Flow16 reviews
"Do you really think I would turn your love away?" Fred asked. " I didnt want you to hate me" I said close to tears. "I could never hate you George you'r my better half" with that Fred sealed our lips in a passionate kiss.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
How to annoy your boyfriend in the morning by ItsOliver reviews
Draco annoys Harry, and Draco gets punished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come on, be a man by immahorny reviews
Harry and Draco are fooling around until Ron comes in. What will happen? ***CAUTION: SMUT. HEAVY SMUT*** not for the light hearted. DM/HP/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Georgias Interruptus by noiselessheart reviews
When Georgia seeks haven in an abandoned classroom she finds she's not the only one hiding behind closed doors...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Breaking Professor Umbridge by siriusisbest reviews
The Gryffindor's have gotten tired of their new DADA teacher and bored with their class. So today, thier going to make it a little more interesting. Humor! One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dolores U. - Complete
Headmistresses and Portraits by Swallow B reviews
Hermione would like to speak to Professor Snape's portrait. Snape is not too happy about that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Climbing the Ladder with my eyes wideshut by luvscharlie reviews
Percy has a choice to make... and one decision can push him a bit farther up the ladder of success, but is it worth it? Percy/Dolores
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Dolores U., Percy W. - Complete
Sirius Black hates books by VampiressBlack reviews
Sirius Black hates books. He hates books with a passion; mainly because they are the only thing that takes up Remus’ precious time and attention, when Sirius so badly desires it himself. WARNING! RLSB slash. Don’t like, turn away NOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Coming Home by bellevivre reviews
The joys of living in vintage construction! Pen's homeless for a month while asbestos is removed from her building, and guess who has a guest room? MMM, this spells 'bout darn time, shipper goodness! Alas, I own nothing...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,130 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
Coping by MoonNRoses reviews
Post CF. Haymitch is thrown into working with Effie on gathering information on the Capitol. They find a new way to start coping with their emotions. WARNING!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Haymitch A., Female Morphling - Complete
An Effect of Lycanthropy by Spamsterlady reviews
Remus is affected by one of the effects of being a werewolf, severe horniness. SBxRL Slashy Lemons Yes it's pretty much a plotless smut fic, but what could be better than that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What Overreacting Can Lead To by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Sirius may have been overreacting about what he saw up in the dorm, or maybe not, but who else can make it better other than Remus? Lol. Warning, this is rated M for a reason people. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Happily Ever After by Profound Yaoi reviews
Oneshot. Third and final instalment of "Here Thar Be Monsters" plot. It's Christmas and Remus is trying to distract Spencer from his surprise in the naughtiest way! Warning: slash and lemons. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Criminal Minds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Remus L., S. Reid - Complete
Hot Tubs and Cake by Profound Yaoi reviews
Oneshot. Followup to Here Thar Be Monsters. Spencer comes home one beautiful winter's day, siezing the opportunity to try something he's been wanting for a while. Warning: Slash PWP fluff LEMON Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Criminal Minds. *M*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Remus L., S. Reid - Complete
Night Time Show by lilmisblack reviews
That little voice inside his head, the one he never listened to, told him they shouldn't stand there and watch, that they should just close the door and leave, but why start listening to that stupid voice now?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Whadda Ya Know? by Twisted Peppermint reviews
Questions can sometimes lead to violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Unexpected Joys of Watching Quidditch by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Remus goes to...watch quidditch practice one afternoon, and Sirius gets more than he bargained for. M for a reason! SB/RL SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pink and Glittery by Lady Annikaa reviews
Sirius and Remus order a "special" package. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Egg Hunting by albe-chan reviews
Remus' love of chocolates, on Easter, leads to some creative hiding places for chocolate eggs. SLASH. SMUT. MATURE. MAY COME OFF AS TOO FAR OVER THE PERVERTED LINE. RLSB. ONESHOT. Happy Easter! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Born of Magic by Bottlebrush reviews
Nymphadora Tonks’s autobiography. Canon-compatible throughout. Implied slash SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - N. Tonks - Complete
A Tomato Is a Fruit? by Sad eyed Lady of The Low Life reviews
A fluffy one-shot. Remus/Sirius. Remus is studying. Sirius is bothering him. Kinda sweet. :-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Umbridge by albe-chan reviews
Everyone's favourite werewolf is out shopping when he runs into the most hated headmistress Hogwarts has ever seen. What sorts of craziness will ensue when Remus lets his Marauder side take over? IMPLIED SLASH and SEX. BAD ATTEMPTS AT HUMOUR. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Dolores U., Remus L. - Complete
An Afternoon Of Hibernation by the-amazing-lyndz reviews
A cute little puppy fic I've had on my hard drive for months. Sirius and Remus have an interesting conversation and an afternoon of hibernation. Fluffy, oneshot. Sirius/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Spencer Reid: Secret Sex Kitten by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Everyone thinks of Spencer Reid as the shy quite virgin, but one night the team go out clubbing and Reid meets a man. Fun ensues. SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Late Night Confessions by sesskagluver09 reviews
Um… what’s that in your pants? What pants?So you’re not wearing any pants?Nope.So that’s…All me. mega slash. rated M for major fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dr Strangelust by MidniteMarauder reviews
or How Remus Learned to Stop Worrying and Love to Wank Thirteen year old Remus discovers that his education has been sorely lacking. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Howlers by i.paint.the.sky reviews
Over the years, Sirius sent an assortment of Howlers to Remus. but not the typically type of Howler. Written for the Lupin FQF. Warning: Slash. ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Harry Potter's Odd Behavior reviews
He's been arriving late for class, staying out late, and his flying is taking a nose dive. What is going on with Harry Potter? DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Toilet Troubles reviews
Oh god. Some one deleted the toilet. Dark humor.
Sims - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
What If reviews
What if these things happened? A list of what-ifs from harry Potter. Could be used as a prompt list.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Complete
No Sexual Activity at Meals reviews
Dumbledore stood up regally to make an announcement. "There is a new rule in Hogwarts to be followed." Uh, oh... SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Harry Potter Pledge reviews
A pledge I made up myself for Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Sports Fair is Unfair! reviews
I was pumped for the Sports Fair until I realized that I wasn't allowed to play. So, I started a petition.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Tortimer - Complete
Strong, Black Coffee reviews
Reid is in need of strong, black coffee when something else strong and black gets in his way. SR/DM
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
A to Z in Padfoot and Moony reviews
An aplhabetical story including monolouges between Moony and Padfoot and maybe a few friends. Some fluffy, some funny, some just romantic. Or awkward. But never a dull moment. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sirius, what are you doing? reviews
Remus finds Sirius in an odd situation...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Just Go to Sleep reviews
An extremely fluffy SB/RL fic in which Sirius doesn't want to sleep in his own bed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Gone reviews
Mother. Father. Sirius. Ron. Hermione. Who else can I lose?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Late Night Wanderings reviews
Harry is unbearably horny, so he goes for a relaxing stroll. He instead finds Draco Malfoy, who seems to have the same problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secret reviews
Remus has a secret he wishes to conceal, but somehow it leaks out. Oh no! SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Dissed and Dismissed reviews
James is rejected in front of a lot of people. Albus and Sirius try to lighten the mood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Relieving Tension reviews
Fred and George are sore from a tough Quidditch practice so they help each other out a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Why must his boyfriend be so sexy? reviews
Remus Lupin is distracted by the Greek God sitting next to him; Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
101 Things You're Not Allowed to Do in Hogwarts reviews
A list of things may be funny, but they are not allowed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Payback reviews
Draco does something to upset Harry. Retaliation is required. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Annoyence of Dolores Umbridge reviews
Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Ron do their best to give Umbridge a terrible week.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Photograph reviews
Sirius sends a message through time and space to anyone who looks at James' and Lilys' wedding photo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
I want one too, Remus! reviews
Sirius is jealous of Lily and Remus. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Rejection reviews
What happens when James gets rejected by Lily one agagin? It's only T because I used a slightly naughty word. PS: I accidently called James green-eyed in there, but I know that he actually had hazel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lovin' in the Library reviews
Just Remus/Sirius smut. A little fun with Severus at the end! Don't like, don't read. But how could you not like this paring!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
9 Steps to a White Wedding reviews
The story of how Sirius Black proposed to his love, Remus Lupin. Sweet, fun, hopefully funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete