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A little about me...i work, i read, i'm a mom, and i'm a fanfic junkie. I am not a writer, but love reading the fresh exciting work of others!

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Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13364 - Favs: 7,439 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 4,890 - Follows: 6,234 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21255 - Favs: 11,721 - Follows: 7,446 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 6987 - Favs: 6,306 - Follows: 7,177 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10704 - Favs: 9,381 - Follows: 7,035 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
(PULLED TO PUBLISH) Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 16907 - Favs: 8,617 - Follows: 5,699 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Betty Chronicles by Emily Bowden reviews
There is an exclusive group known as the Cullens who only allow the most seductive of women into their circle. But their training is not what she thought it would be. Rated MA for lemons & adult content. Cannon couples...eventually...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,533 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chain Reaction by araeo reviews
A chance encounter with a stranger on the ferry is the spark that sets off a chain of events. By the time Bella realizes what's happening, is it too late to change her mind? What happens when fate grabs you and won't let go? AU/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,018 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Selkie Wife by Lissa Bryan reviews
Set during the reign of "Bloody Mary" Tudor. Bella is captured by Edward to raise his daughter. He promises to release her one day, but will he? Court intrigues and danger around every corner. Can they, and their new-found love, survive? Rated M/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 193,424 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2915 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3432 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tailspin by ruinedbyrob reviews
Edward's gorgeous, sexy, foulmouthed and tired of women throwing themselves at him. He's not looking for company, but when a little brunette coed catches his eye in a crowded bar, he's inexplicably drawn to her. However, history isn't always something that's left in the past. And Edward's history is long and sordid. Will he get a chance to explain? EPOV from Loss of Control.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,114 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forbidden Love by Elise de Sallier reviews
This story has now been published under my author name of Elise de Sallier as Innocence (A Forbidden Love, Book 1) and Protection (A Forbidden Love, Book 2) by The Writer's Coffee Shop, and is available on Amazon, Nook, and itunes. Thank you so much for the wonderful support of the fanfic community! Elise de Sallier (aka Twiloversue)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 12395 - Favs: 3,728 - Follows: 3,574 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,408 - Reviews: 8931 - Favs: 5,703 - Follows: 3,435 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10718 - Favs: 7,900 - Follows: 6,520 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20117 - Favs: 12,997 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Waking Up in Vegas by Soleil2Much reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. Alice & Rosalie take Bella out for one last hurra before she marries Mike. Emmett and Jasper take Edward to celebrate his divorce from Tanya. What happens after the Grey Goose flows? AH/M/Canon. On temp. hiatus 7/12/13
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,355 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14503 - Favs: 11,761 - Follows: 5,434 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Windows by Saritadreaming reviews
When Bella arrives at Masen Island to finish her manuscript, she's faced with the resurgence of dreams and memories of the beautiful boy who glared at her in HS 4 years ago. Can she solve the mystery of Edward Cullen? 2ND PLACE WINNER PICK A PIC CHALLENGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,184 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14886 - Favs: 9,269 - Follows: 5,314 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 3,962 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8506 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Body of Work by TheSaintsMistress reviews
B is a gossip columnist.E is an arrogant NY socialite.When E is admitted into rehab,B will stop at nothing to get her story.On her mission,B will reveal things about E that will make her doubt her intentions,as more than the truth is uncovered.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,519 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8249 - Favs: 4,604 - Follows: 4,224 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Laid Bare by Brits23 reviews
Desperate to taste-unable to deny. A defective vampire-a deceptive human girl. Monster and man discovers primal urges he never knew existed. Can it ever be enough? To drink her is completion, to touch her is , ExB OOC,Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 269,083 - Reviews: 4632 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Second Son Of A Duke by For3ver Immortal reviews
Epilogue posted! Completely alternate universe. No vampires, but lots of Edward and Bella. Lord Edward is the second son of a duke and on one mistaken night, his fate and the fate of a Viscount's daughter is forever intertwined. Set in 19th century London.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,048 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Plight Thee My Troth by Gingerandgreen reviews
England, 1795. Lord Edward Masen and Miss Isabella Swan promise to love one another for all time; but will the harsh realities of life allow two souls from very different backgrounds to fulfil their vows? EPOV, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,023 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 1,984 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Weather the Storm by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Part Two: How does the head of the world's most powerful crime family juggle being a father, husband, and boss? Surrounded by trouble, Edward tries to manage his organization while struggling to spend time with his children and wife, Bella. Sequel to Quiet Storm. EDITED TO MEET THE TOS. FULL STORY CAN BE FOUND ON TWCS, where you'll need to log-in. A few passages are missing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 545,598 - Reviews: 11200 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7764 - Favs: 8,242 - Follows: 9,899 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,496 - Follows: 3,701 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage by Treaty by zoranthaz reviews
Prince Edward is a womanizer who is forced to marry Princess Isabella to satisfy a treaty between their respective countries. Will she win the battle for his love just as she did the battle for her castle? This will eventually be rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,082 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7373 - Favs: 10,170 - Follows: 5,738 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Night by Zoya Zalan reviews
Edward Cullen was now my legal husband, but he wasn't the only one I'd wed today. According to coven tradition, I now had seven spouses, not one, and the Right of First Night was a privilege extended only to the coven's leader.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,321 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12685 - Favs: 4,015 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13590 - Favs: 3,268 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9746 - Favs: 6,398 - Follows: 4,291 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3529 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Foreign Papers by javamomma0921 reviews
AU - Bella Swan is an expert in antique documents. When the paper trail she is following leads overseas and she finds herself enamored with an enigmatic man named Edward Masen, will her training be enough to help her solve the mystery surrounding him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,817 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't You Wanna Take a Ride with Me? by stephk0525 reviews
Can an intense encounter that began in the gym's sauna lead to a meaningful relationship? Cautiously, Bella attempts to test drive this theory with her gorgeous Spin teacher, Edward. Fasten your seat belts and hold on tight. Rated M for L/SC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,816 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5465 - Favs: 5,609 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beautiful Savage by readingmama reviews
After getting lost in the woods on a camping trip, Bella finds a man who is living a different life. Can two such different worlds mesh when communication is nearly impossible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,591 - Reviews: 4147 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7130 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 4,075 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 3,635 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sinful Celebrations by MarLea Pie reviews
NOVELLA. Bella's diary-like recollection of birthday celebrations with Edward. Birthday gift for my beta. Xmas chapter inspired by PPSS Picspiration.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9476 - Favs: 8,513 - Follows: 6,204 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 2,760 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He's Lost Control by Fliegendamsel reviews
"I do have a sister. She's about your age," he went on, studying my face. "If I knew about some older guy, some guy my age, having the kind of thoughts about her, the kind of thoughts I have about you"…his eyes bored into me…"I'd kill him." AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,878 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 709 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25055 - Favs: 12,174 - Follows: 8,240 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Speaks in Darkness by cosmogirl7481 reviews
"It should have scared me, but it didn't. I shouldn't have wanted it, but I did." Dark and empty. Lonely and unfulfilled. Can two broken souls find connection in spite of their differences? E/B OOC Rated M because there will be sex and it will be hot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,064 - Reviews: 3504 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to the Cameo Hotel by Catastrophia reviews
Hotel supervisor, Isabella, is having a hard time with Cameo Hotel's newest guest, VP Edward Cullen. He's an ass and complains about everything! What is it that Mr. Cullen really wants? AH AU Rated M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,897 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5178 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 2,448 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taming Lord Cullen by trs1 reviews
Lord Edward Cullen is forced to marry Lady Isabella Swan to acquire his inheritance. Jaded from his past, he promises Bella a lifetime of misery unless she accepts his sordid terms. Can Isabella show him the light, or is their marriage doomed to failure?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Edward, Bella
Dirty Little Secrets by Brits23 reviews
Bella's new life in Miami is fueled by one anthem: No Regrets. A steamy late night rendezvous with a cocky playboy is just what she needed, but an encounter with a blond doctor leaves her aching for more. BxE, BxC, AH. Rated M for hot Miami nights.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 182,256 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Bella - Complete
With Or Without You by xXKiwiCullenXx reviews
Edward is a sexy Bar Tender with a secret that makes him run at the first sign of trouble. Bella has a sarcastically smart mouth that both infuriates and intrigues him. *2011 Summertime Avant Garde Award Winner for Best Realistic Lemon!*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 162,105 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4439 - Favs: 7,050 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 4912 - Favs: 5,279 - Follows: 2,833 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7133 - Favs: 5,180 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outside the Box by SexyLexiCullen reviews
This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B. Ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,052 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6542 - Favs: 5,747 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foul Territory by rinabina reviews
After being dragged to a baseball game by her best friend, Bella Swan meets handsome first baseman, Edward Cullen with the help of a rogue foul ball. There's something about him that she can't put out of her head, and apparently neither can he. E/B AU AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,236 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masquerade by twilightheaded23 reviews
Edward and Bella have perfected charades of normalcy for the sake of protecting themselves. But when their lives are forced to intertwine, will they be able to see through each other's walls? M for lang/slight angst/lemons . Human/AH/Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,974 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4993 - Favs: 5,854 - Follows: 3,693 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6365 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pressed for Time by chele681 reviews
Is it possible to fall in love in five minutes? "He showed me what he was reading and, accidentally, I think he may have shown me his soul" BxE Written with Twanza AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,330 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10172 - Favs: 6,148 - Follows: 3,647 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8796 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Creatures of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Sequel Novella for Creature of Habit. Written specifically for the Fandom Gives Back Charity Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Duty and Desire by Aspenleaf reviews
Edward Masen was brought up in a world where responsibility to your family and class was everything. Tired of the endless pursuits of women he becomes more and more jaded. That is until, he meets his match…..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,375 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4251 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 4,666 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,747 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10898 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6044 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 2,595 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Songbird by SydneyAlice reviews
On the eve of a wedding, a chance encounter in a piano bar leads to a weekend of passion. When faced with the consequences, will Bella and Edward overcome their differences and focus on what's really important in life? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,656 - Reviews: 6293 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14202 - Favs: 15,173 - Follows: 8,259 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5322 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12465 - Favs: 7,033 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3057 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,042 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3359 - Favs: 4,265 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5742 - Favs: 9,399 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5601 - Favs: 8,138 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete