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Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Ben 10.

Please vote: Which is better, HP or twilight?

Favorite books: HP, PJO, 39 Clues, Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, Hunger Games, Anything by LM Montgomery

Fav tv show:Ben 10

Favorite Pairings:

Hermione/Ron

Harry/Ginny

Lily/James

Lily/Severus

Rose/Scorpius

Percy/Annabeth

Kevin/Gwen

Amy/Ian

Katniss/Peeta

Will/Tessa

Jem/Tessa

I am most like the smarticles in my favorite books/tv shows, specifically: Hermione, Lily, Annabeth, Gwen,and Amy

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,her-bloody-majesty, .'.PixieDustyy.'. alicecullen51089, Actual Num. 1 Harry Potter Fan, 62442 fanatic( except w/o the twilight part. Replace w/ harry potter... and i text)
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

(italics refer to me):

I wear black so I must be a Goth.

I'm young so I must be naive.

I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd.

I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady.

I get depressed so I must be Emo.

I'm blonde so I must be an idiot.

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm Native American, so I must be a savage.

I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I must be easy.

I'm a virgin, so I must be prude

I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.

I'm single, so I must be ugly.

I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.

I love shopping, so I must be rich.

I'm a Muslim so I must be a terrorist

I hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, Post this.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy) crystalwolfberri (Kratos: ToS, Kaito: MMPPP, TK: Digimon Adventure 02) Edward's Cantante (Edward Cullen, duh... Prince Caspian, Seth from Wicked Lovely, Roger from Rent, ), Twinkle951 (Edward Cullen /who wouldn't/ from Twilight series, , and probably Syaoran from cardcaptors/ what can i say...) DistractedButSerious( Harry Potter, and Young James Potter, and Sirius Black) 62442fanatic (Harry Potter, Ben Tennyson, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter the most)

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for me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Harry or James Potter is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Potter. Crazy is when you imagine yourself as part of the "Wizarding World" and tells all your friends about it. Crazy is when you honestly believe Hogwarts exists. Crazy is when you control your thoughts for fear of being heard by Edward. Crazy is when you relate everything you do/say/see to something in Harry Potter.Crazy is when you look down this list and admit you have done almost all of this. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 105 - Words: 660,465 - Reviews: 3153 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4996 - Favs: 5,185 - Follows: 6,491 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On the Other Side by Asterix Tutnix reviews
3rd year AU: Harry comes up with a rather reckless plan involving the Slytherins. Its consequences change the course of the year more than he could ever have suspected, and make him get closer to Snape than he'd have liked... warnings: see chapter 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,867 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fool Me Twice by DawnieS reviews
Lily Evans is pretty, intelligent, vivacious… and accused of murder. James Potter is privileged, arrogant, and conceited… and her best chance at avoiding Azkaban. If only he wasn't convinced of her guilt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,380 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Wrong House by Colette's a Bimbo reviews
Albus is about to go to Hogwarts, and he's worried about being put into the wrong house. So, harry tells Al that he won't mind if he goes into Slytherin, only to find out that that isn't the house Al's worried about. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Auto Incorrect by Sunstorm of ThunderClan reviews
The Harry Potter gang get new phones, then have fun with autocorrect feature. All autocorrects came from
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Torn Apart World by Shoonasasi reviews
A summer trapped with Snape seemed the ultimate torture, but when Harry begins to trust his enemy, a terrible betrayal sends him spiraling into desperation. Will he have the strength to survive? AU/not canon. Mentions abuse. Takes place after 2nd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,026 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
You Used To Scare Me by Skylark Evanson reviews
Ben and Kevin need to talk about what really happened six years ago. Their real thoughts on the subject come out. "You thought I hated you?"
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Over my dead body by PrincessSkywalkerOrgana reviews
The ministry has declared five-year old Teddy Lupin a freak and a danger to the wizarding world. Harry manages to shield Teddy and send him away in the nick of time, however is captured himself. Not Strong Harry or Harry in Azkaban fic. DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Remus makes a stand by EbonyWing reviews
Marauder Era. What if something happened to make Remus Lupin defy expectations and become friends with Severus Snape? How would history be changed? AU Friendship only. Death-Eaters, Animagi and pranks abound! *COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,099 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Marauders, Severus S. - Complete
Spirals of Affection by Whisperwings reviews
She was the one girl he wanted, and the one girl he couldn't have. Sirius could get any girl though, if he used the right tricks. So what if a few other guys got flattened in the process? Even if one of them is a dear friend... SiriusxOC RemusxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 66,723 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4183 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 4,229 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
How Not To Get The Girl by BelleCeline reviews
So, how do you get the girl? No idea. But standing second string and watching James' failed attempts at swaying Lily Evans into a date has given me a cornucopia of ways NOT to get the girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
My Last Cry by Animad345 reviews
Simon is tempted by the loud sounds coming from behind the bushes. He stumbles into the circle of the boys, not knowing that death awaits him. Simon's POV.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Sectumsempra: The Consequences by Asterix Tutnix reviews
Having cast the Sectumsempra spell on Malfoy in HBP, Harry has to deal with the consequences. What will this mean for his relationship with Snape? Warning: contains corporal punishment. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,131 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Basic Grammar by arainymonday reviews
A story about how a misplaced apostrophe and the absence of a question mark have changed the world forever for one of the wars' survivors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Come What May by Scorpia710 reviews
Harry's life is turned around and upside down when a late night visitor from the future tells him the unthinkable. Now he must convince Snape to teach him Occlumency, get along with Draco Malfoy and survive through what Voldemort has planned for him. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What does Mommy say? by TeeBlack reviews
What does Mommy say, Harry?" James tries to impress his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2008 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Finding a Family by hestiaA1 reviews
AU - What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry's resemblance to James? What if Harry weren't the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? ...Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,718 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Track of a Storm by Lady Taliesin reviews
James Potter died on October 31, 1981. But when, nearly six years later, Lord Voldemort invokes an ancient magic to restore himself to a body, James is drawn back into a world where everything he knows is gone, and everyone he cares about thinks him dead
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,551 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/22/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
The Owl's Daughter by Foxieglove reviews
While serving a detention for Filch, Draco discovers something that Potter doesn't know about and can't wait to rub his nose in it. What he doesn't expect to discover is the fact that he and Harry share a grief from the same source. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How To Get Into The House You Want by Elliot Green reviews
Six ways to get into the house of your choice. Compliments, Sympathy, Bribery, Threats, Hypnotism and Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Talk by mischief manage reviews
Harry has given The Talk only once before.It went horrible. Now he has to give The Tlk again and he hopes it doesn't turn up like the last time. This is a very humorous oneshot that everybody can enjoy. Hope you like it! Peace Out! Dh spoilers. Go HP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Divination by evansentranced reviews
Ron experiences many different types of divination, along with a bewildering and unexplainable marshmallow. One shot. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 260 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Lily Had a Little Lamb by Liebesbrief reviews
“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,497 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
She Eats WHAT? by Callisto Nicol reviews
James and Lily talked. To each other. And this is bad how? Remus asked. She wants to eat me! James cried out. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3690 - Favs: 6,156 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Lament by Amethyst2 reviews
Poor Draco Malfoy! He's been on the internet, reading his fanfiction. Now look at him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/5/2001
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Harry Potter and the ABCD reviews
Warning: Crack!Fic Harry Potter is on his most dangerous mission yet: working with the A.B.C.D.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Boggart reviews
When Professor Quirrell is sick, Snape takes over the 1st yr defense class. He decides to teach them about Boggarts- and this time, no one is there to protect Harry from his fears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Nightmare reviews
My version of what Ben was thinking when in that last scene of Nor Iron bars a cage . Ben-centric, mentions of Gwevin, Ben/Kevin friendship
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Ben T. - Complete
Don't hug me reviews
Kevin hates hugs. Or so he says. When Gwen tries to hug him as a form of comfort, she realizes something about him that will change how she treats him forever. Gwevin.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
100 bits and peices reviews
A series of one-shots about Percy's Life. This is a response to the "100 words challenge". Will contain Percabeth Later on. Rating may change
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Percy J.
Halloween remembrance reviews
James wants to go trick or treating. Harry's not as eager- until The day turns out to help heal his grief. In remembrance of Lily and James, and anyone else who died because of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
To Love Another reviews
Lily is faced with a decision- To marry James, or not? Can she love more than one man? Lily/James, Lily/Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Questioned Conversation reviews
Re-posted, sorry I deleted it. James and Lily have a conversation...argument... composed of only Questions. Lily: It was sooo an argument James: Nuh uh, it was a conversation! Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/11/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Go out with me? reviews
After months of silence, James Tries asking Lily out again. Will she accept at last? Set in 7th year. Dedicated to fairy.lights.lairy.fights and everyone else who reviewed "A Questioned Conversation"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete