Author has written 89 stories for iCarly, Teen Wolf, Mortal Instruments, Wrestling, Rise of the Guardians, and Captain America.
A Little About Me:
Name: It's classified.
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Bands: Three Days Grace, Story of the Year, Sick Puppies, Red, blessthefall, Escape the Fate, Breaking Benjamin, Theory of a Deadman, Metallica, Skillet, Creed,
Favorite Book Series: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Gallagher Girls, Goosebumps, Heroes of Olympus, Goosebumps Horrorland, Dorothy Must Die, Raven Cycle, Suddenly Supernatural,
Favorite Animals: All kinds
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Hazel
Skin Color: White
Re-post this to help stop racism:
A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored.'
98% of teens do drugs and smoke. Copy and paste this into your profile if you never tried it.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
I don't care if you're gay, bisexual, or straight, everybody needs love.
Repost this if you agree with it.
The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending her money on clothes, hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying.
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with tomorrow." - Don Marquis
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." - Mark Twain
"I'm an idealist. I don't where I'm going, but I'm on my way." - Carl Sandburg
"Do not take life so seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
"Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else." - Margaret Mead
"We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know." - W. H. Auden
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you." - Robin Williams
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark." - George Carlin
"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so are thunder and lightning." - Clint Eastwood
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." - George Carlin
"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." - Katherine Hepburn
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." - Johnny Carson
"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it weren't for him, we'd still be watching television by candlelight." - Milton Berle
"We owe to the Middle Ages for the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder." - Andre Maurios
"The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!" - Jerry Seinfield
"I rant, therefore I am." - Dennis Miller
"As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler." - Calvin Trillin
"Communism is like one big phone company." - Lenny Bruce
"The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes." - William Feather
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love." - Joe E. Lewis
"I think serial monogamy says it all." - Tracey Ullman
"Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset at all the wrong things." - Joan Rivers
"The men I idolized built their bodies and became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought, 'That can be me.' So I started working out. The funny thing is I didn't realize back then that I was having a defining moment." - Dwayne Johnson
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain
"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese." - Luis Bunuel
"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for." - Will Rogers
"Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." - Ronald Reagan
"There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it." - Dennis Miller
"The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them." - Bill Vaughan
"Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum." - P. G. Wodehouse
"A pessimist is a person who had to listen to too many optimists." - Don Marquis
"If you at first don't succeed...so much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman
"All generalizations are false, including this one." - Mark Twain