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Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hoot, Twilight, Flirt series, Supernatural, X-overs, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Birthday: October 14
Favorite Books:Darkest Powers, Twilight Saga, Mortal Instuments, Hoot, Percy Jackson & the Olympians, North of Beautiful.
Favorite Book Characters: Jacob Black, Jasper Hale, Seth Clearwater, Jace Wayland, Mullet Fingers, Derek Souza, Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo, Terra
Favorite Movies: New moon, The Lightning Thief, SuperMan Returns, Speak, The Cake Eaters, IT, and X Man and X2, Avatar
Polyvore! Link: http://wolfymel14.polyvore.com/
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Eliza's Party Dress: http://www.polyvore.com/elizas_party_out-fit/set?id=16937589
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ME: "Da dum da dum" skips around in a circle
Seth: "Mel, stop! You're making me dizzy!"
Me: keeps skiping "I don't care. It's fun"
Seth: "If you don't stop, I'll puke on you."
Me: Stops, looks at him "You wouldn't dare. I'd puke on you too."
Seth: shrugs "I don't care. It'd be funny."
Me: slaps Seth's face "OW!" jumps up and down holding broken hand
Seth: "Quit jumping." reaches for me
Me: "No!" keeps jumping "You broke my hand!"
Seth: "You hit me! Let me see it." takes my hand
Me: "Is it broke?"
Seth: pops my finger "Nope, it was just out of place." kisses my hand
Seth: Pokes me in the stomach "Why so glum?"
Me: Rolls over on my side "I can't write."
Seth: Keeps poking me "Why?"
Me: "Cause," I sigh. I poke him in the chest.
Seth:Grabs my hand "Cause why?"
Me: Ducks head "I have writers block." I say ashamed
Seth: Backs away from me "No! NO!" Runs away screaming
Ten Reasons Why I Love Seth Clearwater
1.) He's cute
2.) He doesn't have anger problems like Jacob (Though I love him too)
3.) His fur is sandy :D
4.) He killed a vampire all by himself when he first joined the pack
5.) Real men don't sparkle
6.) He didn't imprint on a baby
7.) His sister is Leah Clearwater
8.) He got his shoulder broken in order to protect a pack member
9.) He was always nice to Bella, even risked his life for her, just because Jake loved her
10.) He's always in a good mood no matter what
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. If you understand the true meaning of firendship, copy and paste this into your profile.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up, If you totaly understand this, copy and paste it into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist andsay, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you fricken dumbo!
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
"Elmo knows where you live". If you shiverd after you read this, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. because you know you want to.
If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire (you guys usually suck. hehe, get it? Suck!) or a werewolf (YAY for wolves!), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate! , copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 48 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica,I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, xXShe-WolfXOXO, dereklover6556, DEREKRULES
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? if you love sarcasim, copy and paste this into your profile
if you love DEREK SOUZA post this on ur profile
if you love PERCY JACKSON post this on ur profile
if u ever wanted 2 SLAP SOMEONE post this on ur profile
if u take PRIDE in being STRANGE/WIERD post this on ur profile
if u ever read past TWO IN THE MORNING post this on ur profile
if u ever SPAZZED OUT more than ten times post this on ur profile
You know you live in 2010 when:
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/facebook/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice that there's no number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
-Pick the month you were born in-
January ~ I killed
-Pick the day you were born on-
1 ~ A banana
-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-
White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco.
-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you and your BFFs watch movies just to laugh at them and make fun of them.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If boys at your school annoy you paste this onto your profile( of course they annoy me!)
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS: Call your parents M. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMPS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad ... here’s a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, “I’M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this stuff
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
the 6th truths of life
1.you cant lick all ur teeth withur tongue
2.you just tried 2 do the above
3.the first one is a lie
4.ur smiling now because ur relizing ur a idiot
5.u are going 2 post this on ur page 4 some other sucker 2 read it
6.ur smiling like a idiot right now!
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every sentence
Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message,
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
Subject: one messed up sleepover>
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.
Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and paste this to your page If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you X~love~X HATE him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy & paste this into your profile.
If you think Rap music stands for RETARDS ATTEMPTING POETRY, copy & paste.
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916!
Carlisle Cullen: Smexier Than You Since Sometime In The 1600s!!
If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile. maybe but jake's not a prep and he travels in pack…
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!), MissVioletBaudelaire13(Peter Pevensi from Narnia!!) Alex-Frain (Hermionie Granger :S, Bella Swan, Violet Baudelaire), FreakyLilBrownEyedGirl (Jacob Black, Emmett Cullen -because who doesn't love buff dudes?), MidnightEmberMisery (Dimitri Belikov, Adrian Ivashkov, Jacob Black) wolfymel14(Patch Cipriano, Seth Clearwater, Nick Gautier, Kyrian Hunter)
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you toflamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.
CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!! Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.
95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a fan of Jacob Black, save a dog, adopt a werewolf
• FOR TEAM JACOB ONLY Jacob Black: 108.9°F of pure hotness. ~Unknown
• My friend texted me once and asked, "What does IDK mean?" So, I replied with, "I don't know." She texted back, "OMG! Nobody knows!" ~Unknown
• Love is when you're offered a date with the hottest guy in the history of forever, but choose the sweetest. ~Unknown
• If you love someone with all your might, you'll fall head over heals just for the sake of them. If someone loves YOU will all their might, they'll pick you back up and hand you a band-aid. ~Unknown
• Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. ~James Dean
Don't worry about the world ending today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz
• All you need is love. But, a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ~Charles Schulz
• Alone we can do so little, together we can do so much. ~Helen Keller
• And they lived happily ever after. ~Varied
• Be the change you wish to see in the world. ~Gandhi
• Champions aren't made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them: A desire, a dream, a vision. ~Muhammad Ali
• Dancing is like dreaming with your feet. ~Constanze
• Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude. ~Ralph Marston
• Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with the way we live, what is happening. ~Coco Chanel
• I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying. ~Michael Jordan
• In doing something, do it with love or don't do it at all. ~Mahatma Gandhi
• In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips. ~Unknown
• It isn't hard to be good time to time in sports. What is tough, is being good every day. ~Willie Mays
• Just living isn't enough… One must have freedom, sunshine, and a little flower. ~Hans Christian Anderson
• Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can. ~Danny Kaye
• Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. ~John William Gardner
• My friends have told the story of my life. ~Helen Keller
• One shoe can change your life. ~Cinderella
• Peace begins with a smile. ~Mother Theresa
• Sports do not build character. They reveal it. ~John Wooden
• Sports is the toy department of human life. ~Howard Cosell
• Team guts always beat individual greatness. ~Bob Zuppke
• The doors of wisdom are never shut. ~Benjamin Franklin
• The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
• The only way to have a friend is to be one. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
• There is nothing on this earth to be prized than true friendship. ~Saint Thomas Aquinas
• We are all worms. But I do believe that I am a glow-worm. ~Sir Winston Churchill
• Where words fail, music speaks. ~Hand Christian Anderson
• Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~Confucious
• Winners never quit and quitters never win. ~Vince Lombardi
• You must do something to make the world more beautiful. ~Miss Rumphius
• Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it.
• LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.
• A good girl is a bad girl whos never gotten caught.
• "Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."
• Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
• Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
1o R34S0NS T0 L0VE J4C08 BL4CK
10. He didn't leave.
Don't save a wolf. SAVE TAYLOR!
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
If you can’t appreciate Edward Cullen, please leave the vicinity.
If you plan to name your kids Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Rosalie, or Emmett copy and paste this into your profile.
If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.
Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name: Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick321, Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby,cullendrive, MidnightEmberMisery, wolfymel14
- I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.
If you like stuff that you are too young for AND stuff you are too old for, copy this to your profile
If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, Living in Dreams, Twilighter4Evr (and some of Twilighter4Evr's friends), wolfymel14,
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile
If your friends are always trying to tell you to shut up but you dont, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook
“You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-
find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Smile. It confuses people.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
The world is cruel... get used to it!
Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!!
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiney?
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it
she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.
"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that."
"When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate."
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (Jasper Hale, Emmett Cullen, Jacob Black, Dimitri Belikov, Stephan Salvatore, Damon Salvatore, Christian Ozera, Adrian Ivashkov, Seth Clearwater, Jace Wayland, Paul
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98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
If Hannah Montana must die, copy this into your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile
If you get angry when people say the JD Willy Wonka is a pedophile put this in your profile.
If you get angry when people say that Tim Burton is 'too weird' to watch put this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Not-a-Tro, Luvs-Mitchel-Musso, Rachel the Loser, BridgeCrazy, Zane Wulf, InuFire,CherryXItachi,layla luv
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or The Hills; never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (September 19! Don't forget!)
If you hear voices of the movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
Most teenagers today complain about how fat they are. If you're happy with your body and don't flip out if you eat something with more than 200 calories, then post this in your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN--are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If in a quiet room, you're the one who always asks 'Why's it gone all quiet?', copy and paste this onto your profile.
Now, Disney made the Pirates of the Caribbean films and it was a big success! If you love the POTC series and think that it will soon be a everlasting classic of Disney, copy and paste.
If you wonder who made the 'copy-and-paste' list in the first place, copy this. We 'ought to thank that person for it!
If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a Myspace/Facebook, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you've have just slaped someone, copy and paste this into yous profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
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I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.
I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.
I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment. (That is totally me)
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.
I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.
I'm also the girl they call "best friend."
You Know You're an Author When:
1. You talk to yourself constantly.
2. You've spaced out for more than five minutes
3. You always seem to be typing in your head, and sometimes find yourself doing so on an imaginary keyboard.
4. You don't have a favorite song, you have multiple theme songs!
5. In every book/movie/show you have read/viewed, you make up at least three fanfictions about them in your head. (Or actually write them.)
6. You have people yelling at you to stop writing and pay attention
7. You daydream.
If you know Harry Potter kicks Twilight's sparkly ass, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, AliceInNeverLand, hanilove. Millie55, Wolfymel14,
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warmhearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.
VIRGO- The Perfectionist (Aug 23-Sept 22) Dominant in relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.
SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what the
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
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