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Joined 02-24-10, id: 2268311, Profile Updated: 06-07-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Inheritance Cycle, and Gone.

R.I.P.

July 22,1993 - June 1,2013

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.


Things you shouldn't say to cops.

1. "Sorry about knocking up your wife."

2. "Oh, hey officer. Why'd ya wake me up? What? I've been asleep this whole time, I don't remember running over any crossing guards."

3. "How about I buy you a dozen donuts and you let me off the hook?"

4. "Is that a pistol in your holster or are you coming on to me?"

5. "Hey Ociffer! Whaddaya been upwards to, huh?"

6. "Oh, sure! You arrest me for drunk driving. But, when some other cop does it, you go get donuts!"

7. "You're a member of the force, right? So... where's the lightsaber?"

8. "I know that you'd much rather be drinking coffee right now, so, what's stopping you?"

9. "I'm just a student driver... Honest."

10. "So... About the whole 'You'll never take me alive' thing... That was just a joke..."

11. "Yeah, I'd like a large fries, A whopper, One milkshake... wait, no, make that two milkshakes, and a stack of flapjacks."

12. "So, I was going 120 in a school zone? Then you must have been going 125 to catch me. Good job officer... Good job."

13. "Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

14. "What do you mean 'stealing from the evidence locker is illegal'? You do it all the time!"

15. "Hell yeah! a 500 ticket! I finally broke my record!"


I have some questions...

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?

If the opposite of pro is con, then, what's the opposite of progress?

If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?

When the "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, did they see it coming?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

If the sky is the limit, then is space over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?!

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"??

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?

If two wrongs don't make a right, why do two negatives make a positive?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Isn't it ineteresting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

If a turtle doesnt have a shell is he homeless or naked?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word Lisp?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP?

If quitters never win and winners never quit how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

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Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,757 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Devastating Consequences: Becoming Vasto Lord by only4bass reviews
Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 287,593 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel - Complete
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 731,691 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 5,197 - Follows: 4,136 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Jade Stark by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily goes to America, and comes back pregnant. How will being someone else's daughter change the HP universe for Jade? And also, who were the real parents of the late Lily Potter? will include some things from the comics.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,644 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Harry Lokison the Trickster's Heir by dglsprincess105 reviews
A Marvel What If continuity: How things would have been different if Odin had placed Loki in the mortal body of James Potter? hey everyone! I'm alive!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,872 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 2,948 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Harry P., Loki L.
Naruto: Chaos Rising by PyroC0ntrol reviews
In an alternate universe where the Juubi was never revived, the Fourth Shinobi War has gone on for three years. During combat, Naruto was teleported to another universe: the universe of Warcraft. First story, constructive reviews welcome.
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 264,669 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Jaina Proudmoore, Naruto U. - Complete
Not Who She Seems by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,149 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 2,576 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Beating The Odds by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has the power of Kyuubi No Kitsune, but what if at age 5 he was givan a greater power? Power Naruto, Naru/Hina, harem. Alternate Timeline and characters. Rated M for language, violence and straight/lez lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 108,104 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Naruto U.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,874 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,150 - Reviews: 2925 - Favs: 3,273 - Follows: 3,759 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1484 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
A Mother's Love: Beyond Life and Death by dracohalo117 reviews
We all know Kushina is Naruto's mother...but what if she wasn't, what if his mother was a Shinigami, and not just any...the one nobody would expect to be capable of motherly affection?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,919 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Naruto U., Suì-Fēng
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. DARK and NOT for children. fem!bisexual!Harry, minor fem!Harry/Viktor, eventual fem!Harry/Luna, powerful!Harry, James and Lily are alive, twin is BWL, year 4, less cliched than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,334 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,350 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Baby Madness by Saria19 reviews
Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,147 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ichigo K.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10050 - Favs: 9,711 - Follows: 6,946 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Heart of a Ninja by pa0lini reviews
He returns after being left for dead. Raised by Tsunade, Naruto had more powers and knowledge than ever. The Kyuubi, his friend and guardian. His agenda as mysterious as he is. New allies made, more enemies confirmed. When those who hurt him once before cause him to lose what is most precious to him, what will he do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,351 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
A new past by My ultimate answer reviews
Eragon uncovers a long forgotten past that was long hidden beneath the Hadarack desert and through that a help in the fight against Galabatorix.
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Naruto U., Eragon S.
Fate of the two by nubsauce13 reviews
Naruto, a 5 year old boy, learns he holds the Kyuubi inside him. When he learns of this he starts training to surpass the 4th Hokage... but what dangers will await Naruto in the furtre? No one knows... NaruxFem-KyuxFem-Hakux? I do not own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 88,324 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Nulla Gratia by Nik0laiCarpathia reviews
There is more to the human world than we can see. There are monsters hidden throughout nature, waiting for their chance. United under the Overlord's banner, these races will remind humanity why it once feared the dark. Minions are the least of these. UP FOR ADOPTION
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,306 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Reverse the Pendulum by adrien skywalker reviews
Due to unforeseen events, the Kurosaki family is forced to relocate to the Soul Society, where they get caught unwittingly in a web of Lies, Deceit & Treachery. However there is one thing that no one realizes, their eldest son, Ichigo, is the Hollow King. - Is currently on indefinite hiatus
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,791 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Ichigo K.
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3925 - Favs: 6,762 - Follows: 5,780 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Wrath of the Gods by Isom reviews
at 6 Naruto is taken from the village to Kami. Years later he returns with power and a mission. civilian council bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,142 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The roads of time by Kibaseviltwin reviews
Watch as re-awakens anew in Alagaesia and shakes its foundations. rated m for language and probably other stuff in future
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011
Jumping Fox by Eduard Kassel reviews
Naru Uzumaki is raised by Anko to be a deadly shinobi of the Leaf. However after she ends up in a strange new world will her skills be enough to stay out of prison? A femNaru/Teen Titans crossover. Made as a gift for Nocturne no Kitsune. NOT RobxNaru.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,797 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Naruto U., Robin
Toshiro's Outer Child by Nikki3669 reviews
Toshiro Hitsugaya is turned into a 2 year old everything changes. He is now a baby, toddler, silly, child who is a complete trouble-maker. But, everyone can't help but love him. You get to see Toshi act childish! Spankings in future chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,053 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - T. Hitsugaya
Hollow Fox by VFSNAKE reviews
Grimmjow and Tia died. The Shinigami King intervenes by placing them in Naruto's world to make up for the burden he helped create for Naruto. What will become of this? Read and find out!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,843 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Path of a shinobi by Shadowz081 reviews
What if the Kyubii actually was a secret guardian of Konoha that nobody knew about. What if Naruto got into ANBU at the age of six and finally what if Sasuke was born a girl. Naru/FEM!Sasu NON-YAOI. Crap summary...Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2527 - Favs: 4,237 - Follows: 3,762 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Cracked Mask by Denim88 reviews
Hueco Mundo; home of vicious and horrendous souls called Hollows. Then HE became one of them. Naruto will prove that even as a Hollow, life is determined by one's own beliefs, and shake the foundation of the spiritual world as a result. Naruto/Bleach fic
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,332 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 4,535 - Follows: 3,834 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Demonic Transformation Series 1: Lover and Tormentor by Acaykath reviews
When Akatsuki attacks Naruto after he returns from his training trip with Jiraiya, Naruto accidentally releases the full might of the Kyuubi. Naruto becomes suicidal after killing Hinata as she confesses her love for him and the Kyuubi must give him reason to live.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,362 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/12/2009 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
The Black Fox by wilkins75 reviews
Four years since Naruto was killed by Sasuke, Sakura has promised herself to finish Naruto's work and bring Sasuke back but Naruto is far from dead. He has been training with the 9 tailed fox and now has return however is he the same person? Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 270,093 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Raised by demons by Piffsheep reviews
Kyuubi, Gobi and a wolf demon loses their children to Orochimaru. He leads them to Konoha where they steals 9 newborn children. Guess who? They adopt them, and raises them to be the best! Hanyou!Rookie 9
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,929 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
America Sucks! by Belle A Lestrange reviews
Yoruichi is a teacher. Soi is a student. A forbidden romance can blossom in the strictest of places. And american teenagers' views don't really help when Soi gets bullied ... severaly. Sucky Summary. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,328 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Antagonist by Kalashnikov2092 reviews
Naruto is dead. Long live Naruto. Newly revised chapters with better grammar and small additions.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,777 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Cirucci T.
A Hero Dies Under Amber Skies by Slayer End reviews
AU Naruto/Star Wars: Clone Wars unlike any other... Naruto, on a mission that would decide the fate of the Shinobi world, is supposedly drowned in tree sap. 100 million years later, an Amber fossil is discovered by the Republic. Who is this dark, odd man?
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,307 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Misconceptions by Gerti reviews
First impressions aren't always the best impressions. Naruto finds this out, the hard way.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Naruto U., Raven
Together or Alone? by cyber viper42 reviews
Naruto and Kyuubi work togeather to help Naruto survive his harsh life in Konoha. Will he live alone in misery or will he find friends and grow strong to protect them. M for safty. Fem Kyuubi, unknown pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,919 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Star Wars: Birth of the Ninja Nations by Ninja Magic reviews
Torn from his home, and cast into an unfamiliar and dangerous world. How will Naruto survive in the Galaxy Far Far Away? A Naruto/Star Wars crossover. This story starts between episodes 3 and 4. Discontinued, rewrite is up.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,282 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Naruto U.
A Call for Help by ZombieDragon117 reviews
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock The 3rd, son of the chief, and dragon tamer. All of Berk has gotten into a troublesome situation so Hiccup and his Night Fury, Toothless must find an unknown help to save Berk from distaster from an invading tribe.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Eragon S., Hiccup
Mokuton Heiru by dracohalo117 reviews
My answer to the challenge by acepro Evolution, NaruHarem...strong not goly Naruto, mokuton, and paper using Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,950 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Immortality by The Dark Angel Michael reviews
The Kyuubi was sealed Into Naruto and minutes after the sealing he was kidnapped. now, after ten years he returns to Konoha, his sensei's teachings making into something more than human but less than god. Good Orochimaru Naruxkure OroxAnko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,815 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Affected By Death by Theresa Crane reviews
AU! An Ichigo & Rukia story, for mature audiences only. Thanks Kubo, for creating Bleach!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,751 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
A cat and Her Wolf by Occams Ninja reviews
Ichigo recently promoted to 5th squad captain is kidnapped by Aizen. 7 months later he returns different. Now a woman and the perfect fusion of hollow and shinigami powers Aizen so craves to be. But how much has Ichigo changed left in Aizens care?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
All In Shade by paperazzi reviews
With the wounds of the Winter War still fresh, how will Soul Society handle the murder of Jushiro Ukitake? What unseen threat lurks in the shadows and can Ichigo and Soifon find love in this hell? Rated M for safety. IchixRuki YoruxSoi. On Hold
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,431 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng
Rise Up by Quintus Victor reviews
Ichigo kurosaki has proven himself a capable leader and a force to be reckoned with after saving his friend Rukia, but after being defeated pitifully easy by the rogue Aizen can he rise up against all that will be thrown against him? Ichi/Momo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Ichigo K., M. Hinamori
Gotham Nights by The Darkest Soul reviews
Naruto took revenge on his world and destroyed it. Using Kyuubi's power he traveled to a new one filled with bat themed heros and clownish villains. Something tells him that he'd fit in perfectly. NarutoXBatmanXOther Crossovers. SuperNaruto VillainNaruto
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Rooting Acacia by Rionarch reviews
Post Lust Las Noches is big, they are alone, and, truly, no one cares to look for them. Ichigo, Neliel, Grimmjow, and Ulquiorra live with the fact that they do not matter anymore. No one really cares when monsters are abandoned.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,371 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
iMeet a Jinchuuriki and an Avenger by Uchiha Ryuga reviews
What happens when Naruto and Sasuke spend an entire school year in Seattle with the iCarly gang? Naruto and Sam get into mischief, sparks fly for Freddie, Sasuke remains apathetic, Carly has new help with iCarly, and Spencer catches stuff on fire.
Crossover - Naruto & iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,350 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
NineTailed Romance by Arden Sohrano reviews
As Naruto and Jiraiya return from their training trip, something unexpected happens,something no one had ever thought possible. Now, they have to live with the consequences, whatever those may be. Post training trip, Naru/fem.Kyuubi AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,738 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto has a new 'pet' by ares88 reviews
Naruto returns Konoha after his training with Jiraiya. Now three years older is something that all females of the village would love to get their hands onto. And what about that little fox who is riding on his shoulder. NaruHarem. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 197,097 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Meet me halfway by S.M.A reviews
After finishing up his business in the world of the living, Ichigo Kurosaki has chosen to join the Gotei 13 as a captain. However, the lieutenant he's assigned is less-than-thrilled with being demoted, and takes her anger out on her new "superior."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,259 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Ichigo K., Suì-Fēng
The Belladonna and the Sage by Captive Crimson reviews
With his own world now in tatters, young Naruto Uzumaki must use the curse he gained from Madara in order to find a new home. With the help of a pale green goddess, Naruto will be king of Gotham.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Pamela I., Naruto U.
Los Pantera by Komusai Matakatana reviews
In an attempt to integrate Arrancar and Shinigami into a cohesive workforce, Central 46 makes the Second Division's Captain the superior of a certain blue-haired pantera who can bring nothing but trouble into the Onmitsukido. Grimm/Soi centric
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,494 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng
Tha Maelstrom and tha Guardian by Froggy-slice reviews
Ichigo and Naruto have died at the age of six. In the afterlife amidst the sands of Huecho Mundo they meet up and form a goal. To create a true Heaven. What heppens when word of untainted hollows begins to spread? Ichi-Harem Naru-Harem. Crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
The Kit and the Kitten by XxLichKingxX reviews
What if Yugito was younger, and if she met a certain other blonde before Akatsuki reached her? Would the fox and the cat get along? And would they become the most feared couple in all the ninja world? your going to have to read to answer these questions:P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,966 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
NU: Dark Lord by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AR, Overlord-Xover, Dark/EVIL Naruto, NaruX?. On a winter night Naruto is attacked by someone, and protected by strange creatures known as Minions, he discovers his family was destroyed by this same man. Now, he's decided he'll fight off Evil with Evil...
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,140 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Sink Into Me by vicioux reviews
Soi Fon never liked having a lieutenant and when she gets stuck with an ex-Espada as the latest she is anything but pleased. Grimmjow always had problems with authority and a new captain isn't about to change his attitude. The Fourth are on standby...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,121 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Grimmjow J., Suì-Fēng - Complete
The Eyes of a Kitsune by SomeKindOfWizard reviews
Full Length summary in chapter 1. Naruto finds himself linked to the living and breathing Kyuubi after a failed heist of the Hokage's forbidden scroll. Naruto is exiled, but with his dreams where will he go? NaryFemKyuu, Lemons Later, and Gaara/FemShuka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,012 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Second Chances by Lupanari reviews
AU, Time Travel. Sparring after the KakuzuHidan battle, Kakashi and Naruto are suddenly sent back in time. Not only that, but their bodies have somehow merged into one in the process. No Pairings. CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A MAJOR REWRITE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,992 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Demon in Amity Park by Mass Writer reviews
Naruto's friends are dead and the hidden villages are destroyed. Naruto has nothing left and is about to end it all but a old friend comes back to help the blonde ninja out, by letting him start anew. Naruto/Danny Phantom crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,870 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Jazz F.
Simple Survival by Silhouette of a Life reviews
Where was he, how did he get here? The boy was lost in an empty void with no one else except a white clone of himself. Discontinued, being redone as this version sucks!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,898 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Neliel T. O./Nel
The Sun's Demon Assassin by Yusin reviews
What happens after Naruto finally succeeds in dragging Sasuke back? She's been Exiled? A mysterious Nin shows up with two companions! Who are they? Summary will change as chapters are added. FEM!Naru Pairings yet to be decided entirely. Shonen-AI later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,129 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Kung Fu Kitsune by Zaion Indulias reviews
After the battle at the Valley of the End Naruto finds him self in another world, transformed into the form of a fox. Now he must master Kung Fu in order to become the Dragon Warrior in his quest to return home. Pairing tbd later. Suggestions welcome. **DISCONTINUED**
Crossover - Naruto & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,975 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ascension of the Kitsune by Wandering Maverick reviews
Naruto finds out the horrible truth about his family, leading him to the Kyuubi. Watch as the elemental nations and Konoha are rocked to their very foundations by Naruto who has been under the tutelage of the most powerful bijuu in the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 431,768 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Wolf In Fox's Clothing by MrWriterWriter reviews
During an attack by villagers, 5yr-old Naruto unknowingly wakes up his inner beast. Be careful, Konoha; mess with a wolf and you'll get the fangs. Semi-badassNaruto. NarutoHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Execution Day by hadouken5 reviews
After successfully bringing Sasuke back from the Valley of the End, Naruto is put on trial. With Tsunade and Jiraiya out of Konoha, the council calls for Naruto's immediate execution. Too bad Kami and Yami have other ideas in mind for our favorite blond
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,921 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Master of the Omnitrix by Ninja bat master reviews
Naruto, while reading the forbidden scroll, finds a strange seal when he activates it, a black orb pop out and opens. A blob shoots out and becomes a bracer on his arm. He is sucked into his mind and learns he is the new owner of the omnitrix Naruxharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,622 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Kyuubi's undying love by Zacoruto orutonasiki reviews
Naruto is seventeen years of age. He has become a much sought after bachelor due to his drastic changes, but despite increased female popularity Naruto's only interest lies with his beautiful foxy goddess. Rated M for violence, blood, and sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,928 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shinobi of the Hidden Village: Curse of the Kyuubi by samuraistorm reviews
What if Naruto wasn't just Kyuubi's container? What if he was the reincarnation of the monster? Would things turn out differently? Follow Naruto and his friends and find out as they make adventures, face enemies, and find love. Main pairing; NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,986 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
Searing Betrayal: The last of the Vizard by SiliconOverlord27 reviews
Ichigo is betrayed, the Gotei 13 find out he is a Vizard and try to apprehend and destroy him! What happens when everyone except one turns on him? In Yoruichi's mind, there's only one way to help him...she has to become like him. YoruIchi M for safety
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,138 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Ichigo K., Yoruichi S.
Naruto goes to? What? Not Hogwarts? by Meinos Kaen reviews
The elemental countries and the magic countries made an agreement, and there is to be an exchange student. Naruto is chosen, and Dumbledore takes him to his school of wizardy and magic... But... It's not Hogwarts! Parings to be decided HPXNaruto Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,268 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Fleur D., Naruto U.
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Change isn't always good
When the elemental nations are hit with a plague that either kills or mutates every thing that it, touches, how will they survive, who will lead, and what will become of humanity, these are the questions now here are the answers. rated T may be moved up to M
Crossover - Naruto & Gone - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 4/14/2013
Naruto is Gone reviews
Naruto ends up in the FAYZ will he survive, will he allow Gaiaphage and Little Pete reign supreme, only time will tell. the first Naruto/Gone crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012
The roads of time reviews
Watch as re-awakens anew in Alagaesia and shakes its foundations. rated m for language and probably other stuff in future
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011