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Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
A Protector's Pride by NeoRyu777 reviews
What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 561,726 - Reviews: 5231 - Favs: 5,438 - Follows: 4,696 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Apartment Manager sidestories by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Various short fics set in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager' and 'The Guardian in Spite of Herself,' which don't fit into either novel.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,126 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ojou-sama by S.M wane reviews
Saegusa Mayumi grew fascinated with him after she had the opportunity to speak to the Enigma before the entrance ceremony. Their fates were entwined (forged by her steel will) and her captivation blossomed. It was already too late when she realised that he was the direct descendant of that rival family. A vignette from three different perspectives.
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei/魔法科高校の劣等生 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,653 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Mayumi S., Tatsuya S.] Miyuki S. - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 4,380 - Follows: 2,888 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8160 - Favs: 5,153 - Follows: 3,372 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Highschool SAO by gabriel blessing reviews
Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 799 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Love, or Something Like It by Lucillia reviews
Sesshomaru won't stop following Kagome because there's something about her he loves.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 4,437 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Fate Revenant Sword by James D. Fawkes reviews
Angra Mainyu wants to be born. But the Fifth War is over, and Shirou has rejected the Grail. With the Grail System destined for dismantlement, no path to birth remains in the future. So what better solution than to send the winner back to the beginning and give him a second chance to fail? "I am Servant Saber. I ask of you: Are you my Master?" SaberXShirou "Avalon" shipping
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,010 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon] Rin T. - Complete
The Magic in Ordinary by Runt the Brave reviews
Two hundred and three Students. One ordinary boy. One night sleep walking. A splash of dementor motivation. The Patronus Charm. Third year fiction, dealing with dementors, memories, friends, and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 153,129 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Rainbows by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U.
Happy Riniversary by Moczo reviews
Post-UBW Good. Rin Tohsaka's first ever anniversary is rapidly approaching, and she has a few big problems. First, how does one get an anniversary present for the King of Knights? Second, if one's chosen present is stolen by one's evil rival from Finland, how far should one go to get it back?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Rin T. - Complete
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Objective: Emiya by Moczo reviews
When seeking true love, most will advise you to be yourself. Ilya is not seeking true love, however. She is going to WAR for true love. And why be herself when being someone else is so much more efficient?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E. - Complete
DADA boycott by Midnighter 13 reviews
Hermione comes up with a plan to get Umbridge out of the castle, a full scale class boycott, the results are... unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 6,066 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3942 - Favs: 11,009 - Follows: 10,336 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
King of Heroes, Do You Have Enough Cards? by Mereo Flere reviews
Not everybody plays with a full deck.
Fate/stay night - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Archer, Gilgamesh - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 4,807 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Not Quite as Planned by cerokun reviews
Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Only Once by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Only once had Kisame let himself get attached, and that once definitely knew how to leave a lasting impression. Then again, perhaps it had been Kisame's own fault for liking puzzles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 5,719 - Follows: 4,026 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Mind of Aluminum by Moczo reviews
The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lunatique by Moczo reviews
Late one night in the Clock Tower, a frustrated Rin and a mildly amused Zelretch have a little chat. As the moon shines down, the Wizard Marshall weaves a tale for his prize pupil, of the greatest and most costly battle of his career...
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
The Way of the Force by JediMara77 reviews
As the war between the Rebel Alliance & Galactic Empire comes to an explosive conclusion, old loyalties must be thrown aside for one last grasp at peace. Sequel to Alliance of Heroes & Night Must Fall. Part 3 of the Jaded Trilogy. L/M, H/L. Completed 3/18
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,012 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
The Reality of Forever by Sarah1281 reviews
Countless millenia in the future, a Shepard who chose the blue light ending has lost almost everything of the person they used to be. As time passes and organics fall into the same tired patterns, Shepard must make a choice they never thought they would.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M) - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Dragon Summoning by LordsFire reviews
Louise summons a creature both capable, and willing to act independently, and in a mature manner. Moved from Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings.
Crossover - X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 86,222 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Louise - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Shinderella by Moczo reviews
Co-written with RadiantBeam. The Fate/Stay Night cast join to tell the heartwarming tale of Cinderella, starring Shinji as our noble hero, Rin as the Charming Pr- wait. Go back to that last one. Shinji? The Hell?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Shinji M., Rin T. - Complete
Time Machines Don't Exist by Mereo Flere reviews
Time travelers do. Time machine's don't.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Shirō E., Rin T. - Complete
Night Must Fall by JediMara77 reviews
The Empire is on the offensive as the Rebel Alliance continues the struggle to bring freedom to the galaxy. When sacrifices must be made, will the Rebels lose all that they fight for? Sequel to Alliance of Heroes; Part Two of a trilogy. L/M, H/L.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,634 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Secret Ingredient is Love by Moczo reviews
Co-written with RadiantBeam. Set after HF True... sorta. Sakura and Shirou's relationship has hit a rocky patch, and they need to have a very important discussion. But it seems they might not be on the same page... or rather, in the same kitchen...
Fate/stay night - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Shirō E., Sakura M. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Stinging Bee by Writing bunny reviews
The early life of Soifon. From little Fon Shaolin to the Commander of Onmitsukidou and beyond.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 4,101 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5895 - Favs: 6,362 - Follows: 3,483 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Matsumoto's nightmare by Writing bunny reviews
Matsumoto had enough of her slave-driver captain. She wished she could have another one. But would that be better? Companion piece to Hitsugaya's nightmare.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - R. Matsumoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Quidditch World Cup by TheEndless7 reviews
After the war, things didn't go as planned for Harry. He tried to be an Auror, but it wasn't for him. Instead, he turned to Quidditch. Now, at the 2002 World Cup, he looks back on what went wrong and discovers what he always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,941 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Alliance of Heroes by JediMara77 reviews
The Rebel Alliance struggles to maintain its forward momentum in its quest to bring freedom to the galaxy, and even the most loyal Imperials face a crisis of conscience after the destruction of Alderaan. Post-ANH AU. L/M, H/L. Part 1 of a trilogy.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,225 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Fake Psychics and Psychic Paper by Sarah1281 reviews
Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a pyschic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,528 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, Shawn S. - Complete
Intercom by Moczo reviews
Companion to RadiantBeam's 'It Never Hurts With You'. Vivio and friends get together to celebrate Corona's birthday, alcohol is consumed, and things that Vivio should not be saying get said. A shame she didn't check to see who was listening...
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Vivio
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Hokage Way by Larry Huss reviews
Amended and Expanded version of "The right way..." Itachi sees how the Hokage rules Konoha. A "Philosophy" story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hiruzen S., Itachi U. - Complete
Genjutsu by Lucillia reviews
I wouldn't be surprised if somebody in the Naruto world tried something like this at one point. For one, it saves on clothing costs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 258 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Pet Names by Lucillia reviews
The real reason Madara decided to wipe out the Uchiha clan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,886 - Follows: 1,762 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
where the bee stings by incandescens reviews
Yoruichi appreciates her friends. Her friends don't always appreciate each other. Here's to a pleasant night, alcohol, and tragic accidents.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Forgotten by Lucillia reviews
The Executor leaves Coruscant for a mission, unfortunately they seem to have left something behind.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 4,615 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8532 - Favs: 10,344 - Follows: 7,804 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2366 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Many Jobs of Negi Springfield by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Negi opened his diploma and stared. "Huh," he said. "Wasn't expecting that…" A succession of other things Negi could have been besides 'A teacher in Japan'. Negi as a Mythbuster, Math Teacher, Reporter, Bartender, Tutor, DADA Teacher. As always, CRACK!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Negi S., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
Compassion by Lucillia reviews
There are a few times that the Master has had a small modicum of compassion for his fellow beings.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2010 - The Master - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Aftermath by Moczo reviews
FE10; Kink meme request for a semi-serious ficlet about the Dawn Brigade moping after they get their asses completely handed to them by the Greil Mercenaries.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Philosophy of a Ninja by Larry Huss reviews
An alternate take on Naruto and Neji in the Arena of at the Chunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 214 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8155 - Favs: 15,345 - Follows: 6,509 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Candy by Writing bunny reviews
Why does Ukitake always give Hitsugaya all the candy?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2606 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sold by Ackdam reviews
The rookie class is now in their late teens and a situation has arisen that sparks some unrest amongst some key people. An event is about to take place, hosted by the Hyūga clan for the elite of the upper-classes, but what exactly is so exciting? OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Proper Equipment by Moczo reviews
Everyone knows Nanoha's famous Raising Heart, but many forget that the original owner was actually Yuuno; he just couldn't use it. Which begs the question: how DID he end up alone on Earth with a device so completely unsuited for him? Like this.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Yuuno S. - Complete
Kenny's Hair by Totoromo reviews
Yachiru does something to Kenpachi's hair, and why is it so freaking hot outside? A look behind how squad eleven functions. T, for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 269 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
ANBU duty by Writing bunny reviews
What assignments do the new ANBU recruits get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
The truth about the four tails incident by Writing bunny reviews
Two times in his life Jiraiya had come close to dying. First time when Tsunade caught him peeping on her, second time during his three-years training trip with Naruto. But Jiraiya never admitted how did it really happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5903 - Favs: 9,202 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Why did I ever want this job? by Writing bunny reviews
Be careful with your wishes, they might come true, as Naruto found out right after he became Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Screw fate! by Writing bunny reviews
Sometimes it pays off to use your brain. Even though thinking hurts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Mission ranking guide for beginners by Writing bunny reviews
Don't believe the official guidelines. This is what the ranking really mean.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
By the Divining Light by enembee reviews
Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Ramen Budget by S.Warfield reviews
Six year old Naruto has his priorities straight: There is nothing in this world more important than his ramen budget. His guardian, Jiraiya, needs to be reminded of this fact every once in a while by hitting him where it hurts the most...in his pants.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3220 - Favs: 10,175 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10406 - Favs: 12,925 - Follows: 5,276 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Kids and Christmas by maverick9871 reviews
Why parents should fear what kids learn over Christmas break."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
The Ramen Bar by Asha'man of Fire reviews
A pep talk from Sakura helps Hinata with Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Shiny Demon by Quill of Molliemon reviews
He was going to be great someday. He'd be successful and get on TV! ...He just hoped that all happened before the little furball decided to burn his face off. ONE-SHOT. Obviously AU.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Many Masters by Arianwen P.F. Everett reviews
Luke saved his father's soul in ROTJ, but Anakin still died a slave.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Real Reason For The Marriage Law by SevyLu reviews
Many years into the future, Minister Shacklebolt explains why a new law is necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kingsley S., Arthur W. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Hazardous Environment by incandescens reviews
Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Big Red by El Duque reviews
Naruto's body was destroyed when he was eight years old. Lukily, the unfriendly neighborhood demon gave him a new one. Now, Naruto goes through life as a 500 foot tall fox. Naruto X Multiple Women.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,300 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Turnabout Is Fair Play by Lucillia reviews
It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 8,262 - Follows: 3,770 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Pawn to His Manipulations by Bsum1 reviews
OneShot. Albus Dumbledore can play a wicked game of chess. Anti-Dumbledore bashing . How many times has the chess analogy been used? Now I'm gonna twist it for my own means.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 5944 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Mother's Love: The Life of Kushina by lord of the land of fire reviews
Prequel to A Mother's Love. Long before she ever met the man she would fall in love with she knew both the sweeteness of triumph and the bitterness of defeat. Kushina X Minato
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,063 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Teaching Toph by blankdreamer-13 reviews
Aang is training, and Toph is once again trying to beat the airbender out of him. Wanting to explain his situation, Aang tries to teach her a bit about airbending.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 4,331 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 951 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
To See You Again by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU-ish, pre-Naruto/Kakashi Gaiden-ish, and spoilers about Naruto's origins, yay! ...When last they met, he didn't even know that she was a "she." Now fate has brought them back together, and she's gonna rock his world...again. MinaKushi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,105 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 5,190 - Follows: 1,043 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 462 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Great Ninja Onizuka by Lousy Poet Automaton reviews
A mysterious civilian's presence changed the course of Iruka's destiny, and through him, that of the world. Iruka becomes a reflection of what he could have always been, and brings out the same in his students. Naruto/GTO/Hokuto Shinken/Azumanga Daioh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,449 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Iruka U. - Complete
Have a Nice Trip by frodogenic reviews
The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/6/2008 - E. Palpatine, Darth Vader - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 312 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8912 - Favs: 5,768 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Good Communications by incandescens reviews
Sometimes Nanao's captain communicates more than she really wants him to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Who's a Hero? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 131 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5380 - Favs: 10,062 - Follows: 3,030 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Special Blend by incandescens reviews
Rukia In The Sky With Diamonds, or why one should not touch Ukitake's cough mixture.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Rukia K. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Different End In The Valley by lord of the land of fire reviews
A very different conclusion to the battle in the valley of the end. The story of a death and all that follows. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
The Hidden Hero by EveBB reviews
AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,065 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Repossession by demonicnargles reviews
The sequel to Possession. Naruto doesn't stay dead, if he died at all. Confused about morality and his own feelings, he tries to find his place in the world. What is he willing to give to get the peace he wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 469 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Spirited Away and back by Tigerman reviews
A new home, a new school. It's true it can be scary. This is the story of Chihiro after she got back from the Spirit World. This is a Christmas gift of two years ago for my Gf, , that I still love.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 5,292 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Counterclockwise by Georgina the Hyena reviews
Percy has lost all of his siblings and his father in the war. But with a cunning plan and illegal time travel, he may just get them back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,231 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Possession by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi takes advantage of a unique opportunity and possesses Naruto's body. Can the demon cope with a mortal's body? What will happen when Naruto resurfaces? Not a great description, but please read this. Longer chapters starting on 19! Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,252 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 294 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Dynasty by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthor: Rebecca Thomson. Abandoned on the first Death Star, Luke's true identity is revealed and Vader takes him to Coruscant. There he learns about the Empire and the Dark Side even as he hears his best friend has joined the Alliance.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 332,375 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Otearai by Neko Oni reviews
Matsumoto learns what happens when you snuggle a sleeping Hitsugaya and ignore the paperwork.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Only Ten by Lucillia reviews
What dastardly plan have the Separatists come up with to win the war, and what does Galactic Children's Services have to do with it?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Time to Live by loralee1 reviews
Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Memory Chest by BajaB reviews
[Completed] An Alternate Universe seventh year story picking up immediately after HBP. Dumbledore leaves Harry an interesting legacy. A bit of humour, some action, even a bit of angst and romance. Includes my guesses for DH some were close!.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,053 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 216 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Clothes Make the Man by Jen K reviews
Humor. Perry confronts Clark about his habit of leaving clothes around the office.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4191 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 221 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Brain Freeze by sharingank reviews
Among other things, Gaara is protective of his ice cream. Sand sibs oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2006
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Keeper of the Dark Heart by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
[W.I.T.C.H. xover] Harry Potter is the Keeper of the Dark Heart, one of the two most powerful magical energy sources in the multiverse. What does he do with this power? Read and find out!chp14 up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,427 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/31/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Luke Skywalker by Corana reviews
AU. Five short scenarios about things that could have happened to Luke Skywalker, but didn't.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Luke S. - Complete
AC by Toppledate reviews
It's summertime in Soul Society...which is perfectly normal. So why are thirty shinigami, five vice captains, and two captains following Hitsugaya around everywhere?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
A Sue's Story by Resourceful-Idiot reviews
They’re annoying. They’re parasitic. And now they’ve realised. Canon has never been in so much trouble. A full cast of Sues, Stus and triplepronged cutlery!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,893 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
The Riddle of Jim Lillian by bobsaqqara reviews
As the New Headmistress, McGonagall recalls the events of the tragic Final Battle she stumbles across a mystery that will involve Hermione, Ron, Harry, Ginny, Remus, and Kingsley, and make her question whom she can trust. AU pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,972 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Web of Lies: Revelations by Star Polaris reviews
Alec's year at Hogwarts can't be normal, after all, being the Harry Potter and posing as Albus Dumbledore's grandson is bound to bring trouble. Sequel to Web of Lies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 92,483 - Reviews: 3720 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Moonlight by Joy reviews
NaruHina Episode 148. There was a beautiful girl standing not that far from him, looking like a goddess bathed in moonlight and doing amazing things with chakra and water. Chapter 2: Hinata's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
From My Point of View by Elana reviews
Events of the Original Trilogy from Anakin!Darth Vader's point of view. The thoughts and feelings of the man inside the mask.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,789 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dimensional Trunk by Ophiuchus reviews
Post OOTP. COMPLETED. Harry's 6th year will be another exciting year. How does the trunk Ron gave him help his fight against V? Pre HBP. HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 272,782 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Posy by white lotus reviews
A pocket full of posies... A tissue, a tissue... Someone to catch you when you fall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Good Babysitter by RosemaryJolene reviews
AU. Harry Potter has a perfectly nice babysitter. But he'd rather have a mum. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,654 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Bestest Birthday Ever by nonjon reviews
ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,837 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Will the Real Luke Skywalker Please Stand Up? by kayladie reviews
What happens when Luke Skywalker runs across someone using his name to pick up women?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 178 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 160 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Web of Lies by Star Polaris reviews
After GoF Harry is feeling depressed, seeing how the Dursley are treating him, Dumbledore decides to take him in. To which lengts will the headmaster go to insure their safety?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 66,718 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4297 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Wasted Wish by Tail Kinker reviews
Once again, Ranma gets a wish! Once again, he opens his big mouth and says the first thing that comes to mind.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Ranma, Nodoka, Skuld - Complete
Neville Longbottom and the Potions NEWT by Blue Moon Pie reviews
Neville Longbottom studies frantically, even fanatically, for his Seventh Year Potions N.E.W.T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete