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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Neopets.

might have to go where they don't know my name

{Rae}

age: unknown... may be over four, probably under 150. But we'll never know.

location: that wonderful place known as earth

but i won't, show i feel, any pain


light a fire, a flame in my heart

rae. australia. harry potter. coldplay. dalton. starkid. trapeze.

ravenclaw. whovian. hunter. sherlockian. tribute of district 6

tumblr: verynearlyanothersouffle


i'm in the gap between the two trapezes

{knee hang, hocks off, straddle whip, whip, gazelle, reverse single knee hang}

[penny roll & birds nest theory]

(and hoping for more)


through chaos as it swirls, it's us against the world.

Home is where my heart is...

a bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song

in awe of your skills


don't let it break your heart

(or, thanking you from the depths of my heart)

one two

three eight nine

four seven

five

six


a hopeful transmission

please don't favourite or alert without reviewing.

(thanking you dearly)


main ships I sail:

because i'm obsessed with Dalton:

KurtBlaine (in the daltonverse)

ReedShane

DwightLaura

JulianLogan

HarveyMedel

DavidKatherine

DwightBrittany

SpencerMerril

CharlieHope


harry potter:

RonMione

HarryGinny

TeddyVictoire

RoseScorpius

DomLysander

MollyIILorcan

JamesILilyI

GabrielleDennis

KatieOliver

LouisEliza

LouisLucy bestfriendship


hunger games:

FinnickAnnie

KatnissPeeta

GaleMadge

CatoClove

CatoKatniss

HaymitchMaysilee

HaymitchEffie

PrimRory


thank you, if you have stuck with me until the very end

Rae

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The Hunted, Phoenix Rising: Volume II by RoyalRapier reviews
Sequel to: A Broken Peace, Phoenix Rising: Vol 1. After the defeat of Dominus, the Order seeks to expand, but soon finds itself attacked by deadly enemies on all sides. H/G/R/Hm POV. Strictly canon. All rights characters/canon:J.K. Rowling. Please Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,641 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7715 - Favs: 8,127 - Follows: 7,684 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
20 Forbidden Things For Draco Malfoy by WhatTheHellIsThat reviews
Draco is given a list entitled '20 Things That Draco Malfoy is Forbidden To Do But Probably Will Do Upon Reading This List' by his best friend, Blaise, and he is challenged to complete every task on the list, no matter what the consequences
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M.
Try and Tri Again by Joeygirl1994 reviews
Victoire's last year at Hogwarts has begun. She's Head Girl, Quidditch Captain and has finally got the man of her dreams, Teddy Lupin. But what happens when she's forced to participate in an event from the past that still haunts her Mother and her Uncle's dreams?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 108 - Words: 595,640 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - [Teddy L., Victoire W.] - Complete
Glass of Water by lyin reviews
It's 1976 and Hogwarts' N.E.W.T. Divination class can only see the homework in their future. Lily Evans and Sirius Black certainly can't foresee they're falling into friendship. What happens in Divination, stays in Divination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,045 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Marlene M.
Welcome to my World by Shannon xxx reviews
Muggle Studies class was boring. That was the only word for it. But when Professor Boiren sprung a field trip upon us to Muggle London, and I was partnered with James Potter, it could no longer be called "boring."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,947 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Chicken, Capes and Magical Creatures by thegirlformerlyknownasB reviews
A collection of one shots featuring your favorite artists like Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel. Special Guests: The Warblers! Your favorite stars are back in these hit one shots including: Pandas, AIDS, and NERF, IS THAT MY UNDERWEAR?, Hobbits, Wood Nymphs, and Chicken, and oh so much more! Pay no cost, shipping or handling! It's priceless.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Girl Behind the Curtain by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
If her meddlesome family had any say, Rose would be outgoing and ambitious like the whole lot of them. But since they don't, Rose contents herself with her solitudinous writing. That is, until Scorpius Malfoy starts to pay a little more attention to her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,934 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Insidious Love Seat by AMessofPickles reviews
There was a red velvet love seat located in the Burrow that told the future for any couple that sat on it. If the couple was suited for each other, the love seat started to shrink so that the pair was nearly sitting on top of each other—until they kissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,325 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Blonde Jokes by LunaPadma reviews
Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Muggle Studies by LunaPadma reviews
They weren't going to play by her rules. They weren't going to write essays about why Muggles should all die. And if that meant essays about the Man Speedo every so often, so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Alecto C., Susan B.
Never Make a Bet with James Potter by GossipGirlHere reviews
Note to self: The next time James wants to make a bet with me, what am I going to do? That's right, WALK AWAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,900 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Ghost by brahdley jims reviews
The dead do not return. Blaine, however, is of the personal opinion that if their Armani suit is wrinkled enough, the dead can sometimes return just to straighten it out and leave it hanging on the wardrobe door. - Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
the two of them against the world by keep my issues drawn reviews
It's just the two of them and the sky against the world. -—LucyLouis, making mistakes and lighting up the sky. For Maddie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,953 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Lucy W., Louis W. - Complete
Life After the Last Battle by TheHarryPotterDork reviews
Follows the lives of Ron, Hermione, Harry, Ginny, Neville, and Luna after the death of Tom Riddle. Please review! NEW CHAPTER! 03/20/12
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 146,295 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/13/2010
My Life in a Nutshell by tripping over isolines.x reviews
It's the start of 7th year and things are beginning to spiral out of Lily's control. With karma-induced days, "Siriusly" twisted moments, and a new James Potter that leaves her speechless, Lily's mind is spinning. Dizzy, much?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,660 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 1/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Cri De Coeur by overstreets reviews
Looking back, they never had a chance. - — cato/clove
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Bursts Of Light In A Darkened Room by sydneysages reviews
HaymitchEffie. You only get love one way, and that's to realise the other's mistakes and flaws.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
they all fall down by keep my issues drawn reviews
at the end, no matter how hard we try, we're always going to fall down- RoseScorpius, for Rae.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Why Can't It Be a Joke? by bballgirl32 reviews
Fred and George end up back in time, break up the fight that would've killed Ariana Dumbledore, then watch Albus and Grindelwald leave without realizing just how much they've changed until they return to a twisted future. More detailed summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,937 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Fred W., George W.
take this moment by she was the book thief reviews
Eleven drabbles for Rae. i: LorcanDomLysander ii: TeddyVic iii: Mollorc iv: LilyJames v: Romione vi: GeorgeAngelina vii: HarryGinny viii: JamesIICalla ix: Scorrose x: LouisAmelie xi: KatieOliver
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
My Devotion by WrittenAnonymous reviews
"Marry me!" I shouted, my voice piercing the silence of the night. "Marry me and I'll prove to you that I love you!" *HER EYES SEQUEL*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 122,849 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
And Another Thing by AphraelFT reviews
AU from around SLS, several one-shots into life at Dalton, mostly Wevid hilarity with Klaine interspersed. Based on real situations from my school.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,353 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Wes, David
Rain by macawtopia reviews
"Well I was just thinking that I should probably tell you about, you know, how I feel about you…" Ron trailed off, hoping that Hermione would not force him to continue. Instead, she crossed her arms, "Were you really." - Post-War Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Rainbow Magic by Morkhan reviews
It's not just that Kurt thinks Rory is trying to turn Finn gay. It's that he's worried it might actually be working.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Kurt H., Rory F. - Complete
Whacking Great Anachronism by Walks-in-Shadows reviews
Goblet of Fire clearly showing the importance of careful research... or careful Googling. Mentions of Harry, Sirius, and the Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
seashells and ocean green eyes by baileyandthemonster reviews
This is about a boy and a girl, so it's a love story, even though she's crazy and he's a murderer. / Annie & Finnick
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Mean by Valkyrie4Ever reviews
short songfic concerning Harry Voldemort and Taylor Swift!Who's a Taylor Swift fan? Read and find out...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Memories of Summer by kingslayers reviews
"She's Dominique Weasley, and she's going to hold on to her goals for as long as she can." - dominiquescorpiusrose. for maddi and summer, part of my fifty heartbreaks challenge. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Dominique W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Swift Green Light by littlegirlgonemad reviews
He's dealt with death before, but this time it hurts so much worse. Not Poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Victoire by TheDarkSideDoesItBetter reviews
Because she's Victoire and who can compete with perfection? Weasley girls thoughts on Victoire /Freeverse/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Death Eaters, Incorporated by Earthshine.and.stars reviews
A typical gathering of Death Eaters, in which stocks are discussed and Bellatrix relates an interesting report. Meanwhile, the Hogwarts staff encounter some...questionable reading material.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Lily by shimmeringbubbles reviews
because she's - just - Lily. JP/LE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
make me sinful by fabricated fantasies reviews
no one does sinful better than Weasley girls - seven girls, seven sins - freeverse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Victoire W., Roxanne W. - Complete
At the Potters' by wickedworkings reviews
A series of one-shots looking at Harry and Ginny's life as a couple and as parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,769 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All the Time In the World by Moonprincess92 reviews
People are brought together and lives are shattered during the first 24 hours after the war. :Very long oneshot RHr HG and others postDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,752 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Max: The War Eagle by Heart of Diamond reviews
1/3: Bloodline Trilogy. After MR3. Max fell pregnant & left, forcing the flock split. People have turned against mutants & experiments alike. Max must rebuild the flock & save the world before war breaks out. But Max's daughter is a target. Fax! Niggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Next Generation Travel Back In Time by brahdley jims reviews
It's another time travel fic! With an actual plot line. When James, Albus, Lily, Rose, Hugo and Scorpius are sent back in time to 1995, they discover a lot more than they bargained for. What kind of trouble will an ancient curse bring our time travellers?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,085 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011
You Found Me by Jaylie12 reviews
"What happened to my baby penguin?" Does Kurt give Blaine a hard time for making him wait? No, not really. Set during OS.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Nicest Kids in Town by warblermillie reviews
Set in Warblerland, a.k.a, using the setting and characters from CP Coulter's amazing Dalton fic! A funny thing happened on iTunes, wherein the song 'Nicest Kids in Town' came on and I just couldn't get Blaine out of my head. And the Twins.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Personal by RedVinesFTW reviews
Set during BIOTA. Instead of spin the bottle, the Glee club plus Kurt and Blaine play truth or dare. Things are about to become personal when questions become nosey, and dares become silly. Klaine. Rated: T. One-shot. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Brittany S Pierce and the White Knight by PoppyandViolet reviews
DALTONVERSE! A drabble about an encounter between Brittany and Dwight. Spin-off a spin-off. Bright.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Brittany P. - Complete
Ducks and Hats and Cats, Oh My! by Caseyrocksmore reviews
AU in which everything Brittany has told us is true. A series of one-shots and short stories revolving around Brittany, with appearances from other characters. The duck was in the hat. Her cat is reading her diary. Dolphins are just gay sharks.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,442 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Six Goals in One Weasley Year by Moonprincess92 reviews
The Weasley siblings are nobodies, two years after the war. A drunken New Year's realises their dreams: to become rich, famous, married, to have a baby, to get that top job and to find true love. Too bad they've only got a year ... :RHr HG and others AU:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,463 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Tik Tok by Voldemort by RodentFace reviews
So, what would happen if Voldemort wrote Tik Tok? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The End of A Rebellion by calypso3266 reviews
Magali has fought in the Rebellion for as long as long as she can remember, and when the rebel's efforts are blown to dust, she gets chosen to participate in the first ever Hunger Games. R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,389 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Other tributes
Unexpected Partners by x.Chrissy.x reviews
When Hermione and Draco are captured by Death Eaters, will they be able to work together to stay alive? Or will they kill each other before the Death Eaters get a chance to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,340 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dylan Bieber Conspiracy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Dylan is really Justin Bieber? He's working for the Italians? Little Men will infest Fang's mind? Maple Syrup Farms? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! Another random parody brought to you by St. Fang of Boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
Desperate Marriage by x.Chrissy.x reviews
Hermione and Draco enter a marriage out of desperation. Will it work or will their strong willed personalities tear them apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,056 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by Extended-Wings09 reviews
In order to prove that Hermione is not boring and not Miss Goody-two-Shoes, she takes on the dare to commit the seven deadly sins. One sin for one day. She thinks its easy, but of course, its not. Wait, what does Malfoy have anything to do with the dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,692 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tinsel Trouble by Fishy Biscuits reviews
The Seven decide to put up tinsel for Christmas, and... well, let's just say they find it hard to agree on a colour scheme. OneShot.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Love Him Back by Squid7000 reviews
Four times Severus Snape didn't say, "I love you," and the one time he did. One sided Severus/Lily. For the Five Things Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Getting it Right by Moonprincess92 reviews
Rose and Scorpius share a hate/hate relationship. So everyone thought. Even Rose and Scorpius themselves. It just took them a while to get anything right. :Scorpius/Rose NextGen Complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 221,093 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
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Two Blonde Braids and a Tournament reviews
Or, A True and Unbiased Personal History of the Formation and Structure of Team Maraqua and Other Related Events, by Elon Hughlis (who still doesn't understand why he was the one chosen to captain the team).
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Elon H., Dorina H.] Barit J., Tonie P.
Words Like Knives reviews
Exclusion has serious effects on the young at heart, and from a young age, Lucy Weasley was very much alone, and very much an innocent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Lucy W. - Complete
Forecast reviews
And maybe it was predestination, or maybe just a stroke of unluck, but this- this is desperate at its peak. Scorrose, for the Weather Prompts Challeng on the forum. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
explode among the stars reviews
"Let's play a game, Louis." New Year's Eve is not the time to play hide and seek. Louis/OC. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Louis W., OC - Complete
Rainbows reviews
Teddy and Victoire are so unique and colourful on our blank world. Teddytoire, freeverse oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
like s a n d in the h o u r g l a s s reviews
There's a time when all good things must come to an end, isn't there? Next-gen oneshot. Domsander.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Dominique W., Lysander S. - Complete
Together reviews
Louis and Liza are tired of the tension between Rose and Scorpius. Freeverse, for the Sing it for the World challenge on Rose/Scorpius Fans Forum. Louis/OC; Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Louis W., OC - Complete
Choices reviews
Lucy/Lorcan friendship; Molly/Lorcan. Lorcan will eventually have to make his choice. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Lucy W., Lorcan S. - Complete
Ourselves reviews
Rose and Hugo reflect on who they are and who they were. Next-Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Rose W., Hugo W. - Complete
Welcome to Hell reviews
JSP/OC- Exchange students never last long. I would know. Now I am one, and I'm worried about how long I'm going to last. Welcome to hell, Issy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - James S. P., OC
Facade reviews
All the Weasley- Delacour children think that they're the least of all. Next-gen; freeverse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Victoire W., Dominique W. - Complete
21 reviews
Welcome to Hell-verse, but not essential to have read before this. James II/Issy OC . When Issy's a star, James is lost in space. Freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - James S. P., OC - Complete