Teal Tribbles
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Joined 02-25-10, id: 2269236, Profile Updated: 05-16-11
Author has written 3 stories for StarTrek: Other, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey all! This is a combo account between Teal Phoenix and Enterprise D (Got no Trouble with Tribbles)! So we're going to do our profiles sorta different. I'll be going first, so hold onto your hats!

Hi all! It's Teal Phoenix! I'm a high-schooler, and since boring fill-in-the-blank format suits me less than a boredom suits Broadway, I'm going to type the rest of this out as I wish. I'm a freshman and aspiring writer, in my spare time I draw, talk with friends, write, play video games, and do normal teenager stuff. Fanfiction to me is a way to improve my writing skills and get feedback on my style in a fun way.

I'm short, blond, and hyper. I've also been mistaken for a guy several times, once by my own brother who's a couple years older than me. I'm fourteen and my current obsession is Yugioh, though I'll dabble into other things from time to time. I find that muses come to life rather easily and that it seems as if I can write humor. That honestly boggles my mind.

I've respected humor writers for quite awhile, to now be considered (at least I think I am, considering all those reviews. All of which I'm insanely happy about.) one is quite a surprise. I always envisioned myself as an angst writer, since I like tugging on heartstrings though I'm unsure why. It just goes to show how strange this world is.

For Your Enjoyment (AKA My random facts):

-Call me Jay-Jay or Tealy or Teal-chan

-I'm Five foot one

-Music and writing are two things I can't live without

-I'm anti-Twilight, the series sickens me.

-I like the concept of thievery while I dislike the actual act

-Politics are my kryptonite

-I'm a HUGE slash fan

-My characters from real stories are sort of alive

-I call myself borderline schizophrenic, but aren't all writers that way?

Now Tribbles, it's your turn. Have fun.

Tribbles~ Ent D, even though I will always be Tribbles to some, so I will stick with it on this profile.

Hmn what is there to say about me, I am bisexual, love walking downtown with my friends, and am easily amused.

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If you support gay marriage and want to show it, paste this into your profile.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
(do it now)


Tealy: The threat is not threatening if you have to pause...

Tealy: "Ah, redshirts. So innocent. Fresh out of the academy and dead in five minutes." ^^

Worf: "Death to the opposition!"

Tealy: "You don't name your KIDS after Star Trek characters! You name your CATS after Star Trek characters!" (rolls eyes)
Ent D: "But if one of the cats were fluffy you would need to name it Jim, I don't see a fluffy Spock."
Both: "FLUFFY SPOCK!!" (proceed to cracking up)

Tealy: (looking for a picture of worf) I believe this is him. (clicks it)
Ent D: (Before it loads) That's Sisko ya genius! (picture loads)
Tealy: (Picture finishes loading) HA!! It WAS Worf!! He was too furry to be Sisko!
Ent D: (facepalms and shakes head) He would so kill you for saying he was furry.

Tealy: Spoiler Alert: The Axis Powers Lose

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The Petstore by Teal Phoenix reviews
Bakura killed Yugi's fish and now Ryou's taken him to Petsmart to get new ones! What happens when Malik and Marik drop in to get a cat and the yamis meet up? Utter chaos, as usual.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
The YoYo by Teal Phoenix reviews
Semi-Sequel to 'The Game' Bakura is bored after the Scrabble game and Ryou's playing with a yo-yo, thus messing with our favorite albino yami's remaining shreds of sanity. How will it end? Not well, if you know Bakura...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Yami Bakura
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101 Rules for Hetalians Attending World Meetings reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in the conference room. All regulations will be enforced by Herr Schtick. Co-written on a joint account between D12T and Teal Phoenix
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
101 Rules For History Class reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
A Crack In the Looking Glass reviews
AU. WWIII hits in the mid twentieth century, and two long-time trekkies hit the road to Montana. It's the safest place in the states, nothing EVER happens in Montana. Until...
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/11/2010