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Author has written 2 stories for A song of Ice and Fire, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Greetings Earthlings.

I'm Sam. Sam I am.

Well, Samantha, technically but hey.

I'm studying English Literature, I'm hungry all the time and drinking a lot thanks to my student loan.

Go read Sugar-Free Gum if you like sarky lesbians. Actually, come and talk to me if you like sarky lesbians in general.


Sugar Free Gum is currently off it's unofficial hiatus. It's takes me ages to update because of stupid real life stuff, but I promise (I swear to God, quit panicking about it) I will not abandon/delete it. I love it too much; it's my baby.

I'm working on new stuff at the moment, though, so keep an eye out.


Favourites, follows, comments, constructive criticism and instant noodles are always appreciated. So is money. (A girl can dream, can't she?)

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A Snowflake in Spring by Celery Sticks reviews
After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,246 - Reviews: 2910 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 3,671 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 2/1 - [Anna, Elsa]
A Formal Arrangement by Requ reviews
AU. Elsa and Anna are the heiresses of different kingdoms and are married as a result of a betrothal arranged years prior. No incest, but definitely Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,292 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 1/14 - [Anna, Elsa]
Getting Things Rolling by Trahern reviews
Kim and Shego are thrown together by a former Go City supervillain, provoking a change in their relationship. Kigo. Set after Graduation.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,154 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kim P., Shego
After Bouts by Trahern reviews
Sequel to Between Bouts and the series. The Lorwardian invasion has been foiled and everyone is trying to figure out what to do with themselves next. Kigo, among others.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,065 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kim P., Shego, Anne Possible
My Nights With You by QueenOfTheRevue reviews
Marceline is the feared ruler of the NightoSphere, but she still partakes in the meetings of Oo's royalty. Rather than actually provide anything useful to the meetings, she finds herself in a series of predicaments that involve the alluring Candy Princess. PWP, series of one-shots, rated M
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,050 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
At the Centerfold of the Storm by SHADO Commander reviews
WINNER OF EIGHT FANNIE AWARDS! Posing for THAT risque photo in CLIQUE CLIQUE lit the fuse. Now, stripped of the protection that being a minor gave her, Kim has to come to terms with herself, her changing relationship with a certain green former hero, and a deadly new world where there's a price on her head! Sorry for the long delay, but CHAPTER 61 is FINALLY here!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 292,683 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Kim P., Shego
Wonders of the Imagination by piano-annie reviews
Hermione finds she has a new obsession; but is it real or simply the results of her imagination?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Hermione G., Pansy P.
The Lion and the Wolf by Bl4ckSun reviews
What would happen if, instead of Tyrion, Sansa Stark is wed to the other brother? If she can win him, can Sansa use Jaime Lannister to influence his own family? Or, better, will he keep his oath and take her home? Jaime L./Sansa S.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,134 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Sansa S., Jaime L.
The O-Axis by headcannon reviews
A rather longish one-shot following "I Do."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Backstage by rainaftersnowplease reviews
Marceline and Peebles get some backstage alone time. PWP one-shot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Encore by rainaftersnowplease reviews
Bubbline PWP. Throne sex. That's all this is really. One-shot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Catch by rainaftersnowplease reviews
Bubblegum tries her hand at that whole 'seduction' thing. Overthinking and cuteness ensues. Rated M for safety/implication. This is more pre-smut than actual smut. One-shot. Maybe.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Memory by OllyTheBrave reviews
In which Bonnibel finds something Marceline left behind.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
Blabber by OllyTheBrave reviews
In which Princess Bubblegum is taught the importance of a quiet mind.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
An Absence of Drums by rainaftersnowplease reviews
Something isn't right in Ooo. Bubbline and feels within. One-Shot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Amphierotic Bloodlines by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Perfection had always been expected in the House of Black... -Full Summary Inside- •Bellatrix/Narcissa•
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 271,645 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - [Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Between Bouts by Trahern reviews
Sometimes it feels like we've missed something about the relationship between Kim and Shego, and not just because the episodes were aired in a different order than they were produced. Here's one possible explanation. Kigo. Starts with season two. Complete. Cover sketch by Chloe, though I had to wipe the dialogue and move them closer together to fit the format.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,196 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
The Spark by Fabulist reviews
Rapunzel worries Eugene's desire for her is waning and sets out to recapture his interest by making herself "forbidden." Funny costumes, roleplay, and smut ensue.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Golden Haze by anamatics reviews
There is a golden haze that comes over a Veela's vision when they are upset or angry or in love. After the fall of Voldemort, Fleur takes a position at Hogwarts and finds herself moving forward rather than going backwards for the first time in her life. FD/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 140,180 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Influence by Sappho's Ghost reviews
Brittany is perpetually cast as the dumb blonde, but the reasons behind her demeanor are more complex than that. She looks back on her childhood, her relationship with Santana, and the life-altering effects the decisions of her youth had on her future.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,949 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
The Lord and His Lady by mykindofparty reviews
Lord Tubbington and Brittany's relationship through the years. Mentions of Brittana.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Brittany P., Lord Tubbington, Santana L. - Complete
Teaching Khaleesi by fembuck reviews
Dany asks Doreah to teach her how to make Khal Drogo happy, and in learning how to please the Khal she learns to please herself as well. Dany/Doreah, femslash, explicit. Fic is an extension of a scene present in both the book and the HBO show.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Daenerys T./Dany - Complete
Like a Sore Thumb by tendernesss reviews
In an effort to not write the the third chapter of Howl, I wrote this. It's a throwback. Revolving around Santana's boob job.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Scylla and Charybdis by puellanerdii reviews
Finnick's determined to bring Annie Cresta home from the 70th Hunger Games. But never thought he'd have to choose between keeping her and keeping her safe - and he wants both. How Annie Cresta crept up on Finnick Odair.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,740 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Just A Girl by Race122VE reviews
***Completed 4/11/11*** "But...you're just a girl." Glee AU fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,252 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Patients and Perseverance by tetleybag reviews
Hogwarts seems to have a strange effect on Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank's hand-eye coordination.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Poppy P., W. Grubbly-Plank - Complete
Crazy Little Things by dreiser reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger. This is the work in progress version. For the edited fic that includes corrections please visit my website.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,840 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Clique Clique by SHADO Commander reviews
Even in the wake of the Lowardian invasion, the great conflict, Kim Vs. Bonnie, continues. Now the last battle for dominance will be fought in the pages of the final school cheerleader calender, and the gloves... and everything else... are coming off!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Kim P., Bonnie R. - Complete
Off The Record by Albrecht Starkarm reviews
A comic disaster develops into an unexpected union. Warning: contains graphic depictions of gorgeous lesbians writhing, stroking, kissing, kneading... Where was I?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,919 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
You Don't Own Me by DeniBear reviews
Femslash. With the popularity of the Glee club and its members rising, everything starts to pick up for everyone, especially Rachel Berry. She suddenly becomes the most desirable girl in school and she doesn't know how to handle it. Full Summary inside.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,991 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Forever Begins with the Ocean's Tides by insaneantics21 reviews
AU: Captain Quinn Fabray is in love with the sea and her ship, The Cheerio, but when the crew of The Cheerio takes over the Glee and they find some unexpected crew members on board the captain starts to question everything around her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,222 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Still Waters by Kelly Chambliss reviews
In 1995, Albus Dumbledore invites Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank to serve as a substitute professor of Care of Magical Creatures. But she has to think it over. Femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/14/2010 - W. Grubbly-Plank, Minerva M. - Complete
Captive Audience by Burning Ice reviews
After taking the scarred Prince up on his offer to be their captive in the Western Air Temple, Katara finds she has been assigned the most unpleasant job imaginable . . . . Prison Guard. Zutara D/s ReverseCapture
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,431 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Katara, Zuko
Close to the Chest by H-FREAK reviews
Buffy has been dreaming about Willow. Can she accept when her dreams start coming true?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
Opposites Attract by VampiressBlack reviews
Hermione finds herself attracted to a certain blonde, and promptly makes it her duty to make them feel the same to her. Will her plan succeed? WARNING FEMMESLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Snogging Chronicles by Nikki99 reviews
Dear Diary, It seemed like such a good idea at the time… how do I manage to get myself into these things? Bugger. I mean, it started off simple enough- well, as simple as offering to snog ones best mate can be... H-Hr -Romance, Comedy and Fluff PLZ Review. Mainly written just for fun :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Tipping the Nymphae by goneoffthelump reviews
Hermione doesn't believe in nymphae. HermioneLuna Slash. Written before DH, so spoiler free and AU by default.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
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Sugar-Free Gum reviews
Marceline is a grumpy foreign exchange student from England who detests maths, and almost everyone she comes into contact with. Bonnibel is the golden girl at her new school. What happens when these two very different characters are forced together? Well, a lot of sark for one thing. Chapter 17. Bubbline. M for a reason.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,547 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
The Menagerie of Lust and Love reviews
A collection of M rated one-shots based on various pairings. You can request a pairing in a review. Cersei/Jaime Sansa/Jon Sansa/Jeyne Ned/Cersei so far. More to come.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011