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Joined 02-25-10, id: 2269515, Profile Updated: 06-08-11
Author has written 3 stories for Evermore, Alyson Noel, iCarly, and Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis.

This is my first time doing anything like this. This is my first real time publishing my work, i'm not that poetic so I won't be posting any unless I feel like I have to cry. Well wish me luck.

More info about me

I live in the : ghetto

My birthday: 9/18/97

My age: I just turned 13 years of age

Fave color(s): Black, Purple, Pink

My fave books: Evermore, Don't Judge A Girl by her Cover, Blue Moon, etc.

My music: Well now I have a youtube and It has my favorite music on there, my username is Ladyjenkins97

My bestie is on here but we write about different stuff, you wanna know her name? K then,her name is ThailynnCullen. Of coarse you can figure out what she writes and you'll love it.

Laziness is a curse and everyne seems to be catching it, copy and paste if you agree.

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN (part), so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless (If its a rape case or the mom may die...)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh their asses off.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I got this off of someone else's profile and thought it was genius. So here I go.

My favorite couple are (drum role please)

Avatar The Last Airbender

Katara and Zuko, i don't know i just like the idea and think they would be a great couple. Although Aang and Katara was awesome in the end. I just thought it would work.

ICarly

Sam and Freddie, I think it would be awesome if they (jennette and nathan)went out. It's just that they always spend so much time together than with carly(miranda).

Harry Potter

At first I thought it should be Harry and Hermione but then Ron got cuter. And now I'm like whoa, just not in the fanfics. It kinda creeps me out, I don't know why though. And ginny and harry cuz they look so good kissing in the deathly hollows.

Twilight

I love Jacob's body, so I'm gonna say bella and edward. And because you know my friend writes edward and bella stories, so its kinda leaning over there.

Bridge to Teribethia

I thought that Leslie and (i forgot his name so) him were gonna end up together, but then she died :(. I actually started crying, man am I a wimp.

Ouran High Host Club

I kinda like Haruhi and Tamaki, but then when they went to the beach and they were in the house adn Tamaki came into Kyouya's room and he was like, "You can pay me back with your body". And threw her on the bed, I was like, "Ohhh heck naw". And I was thinking he had other plans in mind than just to teach her a leason. But, then again when it was Holloween and Harhuhi was trapped in the net with one of the twins. It was funny.

Life with Derek

Of course I love my Dasey.

House of Anubis

Everbody loves Nina and Fabian, which is an easy couple to spot, but my couples are usually ones you would have never thought would happen. Like Mara and Jerome, I like that couple because, in Jerome's face you can see he obviously can do alot about the situation his crush is in and can't stand it. So yeah thats why I like that couple.

Ned's Declassified: School Survival Guide

Well we all can see that Ned adn Moze like each other, and had to say I saw it coming I just wasn't expecting it to be like the way they put it.

Moonphase

Hazuki adn Kouhei, they are so cute. And the ending is so funny because you never know what happeneds on the roof when the tv goes blank.

Degrassi

Eli and Claire have the best relationship, because they have there problems but they will always come back together.

Yeah well thats all I could think of so if you guys could help me out that would be great.

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

I Really don't belive this but i'm not risking it:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, bAByBluEeYeS2008, i.heart.twilightxx,Jessica-Elizabeth, Emmett or Edward. ThailynnCullen,Tlkin2mylostlife,

Team Jacob/Team Edward
Twilight/New Moon/
EclipseBreaking Dawn
Robert Pattinson
/Taylor Lautner
Movie/Book
Vampires/Werewolves
Rosalie/Alice
Emmett/
Jasper
Kristen Stewart/Ashley Greene/Nikki Reed
Kellan Lutz/Jackson Rathbone
Jacob/Sam/Seth
/Quil/Embry
Volvo/Porsche/
M3/Jeep/Mercedes/Rabit
Cliff Diving/Motorcycles
Angela Weber/Lauren Mallory/Jessica Stanley
Mike Newton/Eric Yorkie/Tyler Crowley
Bella/Jacob
Aro/Marcus/Jane/Caius
Italy/Forks/Phoenix

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Marquise Lee
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? Black
3. Your first initial? C

4. Your month of birth? September
5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black
6. Name a person of your same gender. Thailynn G.

7. What's your favorite number? 18
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? Oceans
10. What is your wish? To have the man I marry lead to me by the lord, to have people stop hatin on me. To have this boy that likes to mess wit me and taunt with me love me or die(hopefully die). To have better skills on cleaning my room.

1. You are in love with this person. (I think not)
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completleyconfides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday. (Go ahead ppl if u want this 2 happen. U slow ppl that take their time like me, get a move on)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

(not mine!)

My name is Lilly
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake,
I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Lilly
I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base...ball, baseball. He thinks he's gonna score. If you let them go all the way, then are a hor...ticultures studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guys wants from you is a place to put his cock...roches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug...lers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All a guy really wants to do is f-orget it, no such luck. If you agree with this rhyme, copy and paste this on your profile.(not mine.)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward,ThailynnCullen, HEYHEYI'm cazy,

I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.
I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.
I'm also the girl they call "best friend."

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

\Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together

Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Then you can start by going through the door.”

Man:"How did you get to be so beautiful?"

Woman:"I must have been given your share."

Man:"Your face must turn a few heads."
Woman:"Your face must turn a few stomachs."

Man:"Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out."
"Woman:OK, get out."

Man:"I think I could make you very happy."
Woman:"Why? Are you leaving?"

Man:"What would you say if I asked you to marry me?"
Woman: "Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time."

25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me:CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me:HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT EDWARD CULLEN

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"

Keep staring I might do a trick.

All things considered, insanity be the only reasonable alternative.'s

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

so youre saying that

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
i'm a pansy because i dontask every guy out.
i'm > > special because i act silly in public.
i'm a slut because i actually dance at...dances.
i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face.
i'm a hippie because i'm not cool with violence.
i'm a whore because my boyfriend kissed mee.
i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you.
i'm a bitch because i stand up for myself.
i'm a retard when i make a C on a test...
but a nerd when i make an A, or a B.
i'm anorexic because i forgot my lunch one day.
the next day, i'm fat because i eat all of it.
can i tell you something, sweetheart?

labels dont define me

My Favorite Insults ( Use at your own Risk)

I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already have.

I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.

You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?

List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.

If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

3. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

5. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

6. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

7. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

8. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

9. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

one message: dont drink and drive!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Perfection is a waste of time.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?

If two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, I'm not sure about the universe.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

I blame my attitude on videogames.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

How can I miss you if you never left?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Weird…

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

:YOUR REAL NAME:

Courtney

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Couizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Purple Horse (That's my unicorns name)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Janet Curly Q. (teehee)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Jencoley (WOW)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Onearha

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Marlissa


Random Survey Number 4957:
1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What would you buy?
Some stuff. Teehee

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
The Mirmade off of Pirates of The Caribean The Fountain of Youth.

3. Whos your favorite redhead?
Liz Lee

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?
Bacon and Pancakes

5. Last book you read?
Beautiful Creatures( I still haven't finished it and graduation is in 2 days)

6. Describe your mood with one word.
My mood cannot be described in one word.

7. Describe the last time you were injured?
I was injured butI didn't know how.

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
Neither I would want all my favorites books and some food.

9. Rock concert or symphony?
Rock Concert.

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
My phone doesn''t work.

11. Favorite Soda?
Sprite.

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
My I Brown Shirt with sparkles. Even though I hate sparkles and glitter. Unless it's on macaronie, and an art project.

13. If you could only use one form of transportation:
Submarine, and Cruise ship.

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?
Pirates of The Caribean

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:
Shiah LeBouf, and that dude off of Teen Wolf.

16. Whats your favorite kind of cake?
Ice Cream cake.

17. What did you have for dinner last night?
I don't remember.

18. Look to your left, what do you see?
A jacket and my right knee.

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Naaw.

20. Favorite toy as a child?
My imagination.

21. Do you buy your own groceries?
Naah.

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Probably. :|

23. When's the last time you had gummy worms?
My daad limits my sweets, and it can take out my temperary crown.

24. What's your favorite fruit?
Canalope, and oranges.

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
Nope.

26. Do you like running long distances?
No

27. Have you ever eaten snow?
Maybe

28. What color are your bedsheets?
Different Colors.

29. Whats your favorite flower?
Forget-me-nots

30. Do you do ballet?
Once when I was 7 till I was about 10.

31. Do you listen to classical music?
Not alot, only when I want to go to sleep.

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?
H2O

33. Do you watch SpongeBob?
Hell yeah.

34. What temperature is it outside right now?
I ain't a thermometer.

35. consider you smart?
I don't understand the question.

36. How many piercings do you have?
Only 2.

37. Are you signed on AIM?
No

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
Plenty of times

39 .How do you feel about your family?
You can't pick them, you can't live with them, and you can't live without them.

40. Do you have an iPod?
No

41. What time do you go to bed?
Like 10 on school nights.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
I don't own one.

43. What movie do you know every line to?
Bring It On: All or Nothing

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
French

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?
Hm. A sweater that I really want. :)

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you?
I want to get all the Manga's that I want.

47. Do you like hugs?
I give them, but I don't get them.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach:
Always, awww boys.

49. Whats the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
My middle name, they call me Jennette instead of Janet. Like Janet Jackson

50. Do you watch college football?
Noppers.

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Derek and Casey are off to Kingston for university. Assumptions are made, conclusions are drawn, issues arise, and problems ensue. Multichapter. Dasey.
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Inevitable by missezlovett reviews
He looked like a nasty little bugger even then, but Mrs. Alma didn't care. She ruffled his hair, like she did to mine, telling him to sit next to me. Thank God for that seating arrangement. It was fate.
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Sam reflects on her past and soon is confronted with a shocking secret that makes her world implode. Seddie/Creddie Triangle FTW
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Double or Nothing by rumoredreader reviews
How is it that a simple bet during a game of Babe Raider can change everything?
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Bliss Affair by TwistedXmo reviews
RATED M 18 . Gwen And Duncan are best friends and fell in love with Trent and Courtney and everything seems almost perfect.Though Duncan and Gwen have a dirty little secret and.. truthfully they really dont care. As long as they are with eachother when they need eachother. DxG smut.
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iFind Jathan Cuddling by Dude Your Awesome8 reviews
Dan films another youtube video of the iCarly crew during break and finds something so cute it's beyond adorable going on between Jennette and Nathan!
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No More by PsychoticAppleSauce reviews
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iNeed You Now by Ireland23 reviews
Freddie desperately searches for Sam after an argument and finds out more than he bargained for. Will Sam forgive him? Will he forgive himself? EPILOGUE uploaded!
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Dear Freddie by HugsandBugsSmileyface reviews
"Dear Freddie, U suck. Sincerly, Sam." "Dear Sam, Likewise. Sincerly, Freddie. Freddie's inbox has some...interseting things on it. Chapter 4 now up! I like these, so I decided to make more. Hence, Chapter 4. SEDDIE REVIEW!
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Better Than What She Had Planned by BLongo123 reviews
Gwen finds a surprise when she visits the bathes...Rated M for sex, bad language, and overall bad morals
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The thing is, she's starting to realize, they're both getting a little too old for these games.
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In the Bathroom by Kathea reviews
Oh the things that can happen in a bathroom-Complete with rating change for last chapter
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iAm Married To You by SeddieAnonymous reviews
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ifacebook by Seddieforeverx3 reviews
Cute moments on facebook! I hope u enjoy the ending SEDDIE FTW :D
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Underneath the Mistletoe Last Night by BritPaige13 reviews
"Where are we standing in the doorway?" Derek pulled his face back a little so he could look at her and smirked. "So we'd be under the mistletoe, of course."
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Boiling Point by A Midnight Vixen reviews
Guy wants Girl, Girl wants Guy. Guy and Girl are step-siblings. Hey, it's not blood!
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"The first time a girl climbs into bed with me, it's not sexy or a precursor to something sexy. I mean, for God's sake it's Casey!" While sharing an apartment at Queen's, Casey seeks comfort in Derek during a thunderstorm.
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Bandaids by MistyKittyKat reviews
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iWater War by SeddieandMe reviews
Sam and Freddie have a Water War! Things get...wet!
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First Kiss by BritPaige13 reviews
"I bet the first girl you kissed was fugly. That's why you won't tell me." She crossed her arms against her chest.
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iGet Trapped In An Elevator by bananarama92 reviews
Sam and Freddie get trapped in an elevator, and in their boredom decide to play truth or dare. Seddie oneshot.
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iListen by bananarama92 reviews
Sam and Freddie are listening to their PearPods, but maybe the songs will tell them more than they expected. Seddie oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Remember Me by mktoddsparky reviews
My name is Sam Puckett, I'm seventeen years old, and I guess you could call me a ghost. That's right, I died. Though everyone is certain that I commited suicide, I am going to prove them all wrong. I was murdered. Seddie/Creddie, mainly Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,766 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
lipgloss and remotes by Mardelzor reviews
Sam has some lipgloss and needs to blot...what will she use in these desperate times? Maybe a technical-producer? And just where is her remote!Read and find out! what are the winnings? seddie!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Getting Over It by SEZCPL reviews
Grown up Derek has it all: Money, fame and a super-model wife. What could possibly go wrong? And when it does, who is guaranteed to stick her nose in. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 114,926 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Do you play or do you give up? by Arianna4President reviews
" Oh, you're so predictable! " he said, still smirking. " Me? Predictable? " I asked " Look at who's talking! " " Yeah, I may be predictable, but you're even more than I am! " CHAPTER 2 NOW UP! :D
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Strawberry Milkshake Fever by KandiLips reviews
It can be astounding just how easy it is to enjoy a simple strawberry milkshake. ::DANGEROUSLY sweet Seddie fluff one-shot!:: Rated T for making out.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Moment by thecivilunrest reviews
Carly sees a moment between Sam and Freddie. Sam/Freddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Smutterific outtakes by iCarlyAngst reviews
A collection of smutty oneshot outtakes from "What's Right in Front of You". Rated "MMMMMMMMMMM". heh. Get it?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Your New Girlfriend by xa-thousand-milesx reviews
Sam likes Freddie. Freddie likes Carly. Now, Carly likes Freddie. What will Sam do?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
a body like yours is made for lips like mine by pearlbutton328 reviews
This is an outtake for an upcoming story, the third installment after 'i taught your boyfriend...' and 'assuming you're the father' ... completely Freddie Benson's POV
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Bathroom Confessions by mumuja reviews
After finally realizing his feelings towards Minho, Taemin struggles to confess as faith keeps pushing him away. 2Min, one-sided OnKey.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/22/2010
i taught your boyfriend that thing you like by pearlbutton328 reviews
She's staring at her from across the room as if Sam cares that she's Freddie's girlfriend. As if that would make a difference.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
And We're Gonna Rock This by pearlbutton328 reviews
Just because he's giving her the most disappointed, upset look in the world, it doesn't mean that she's going to forgive him for leaving her.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Truffles by Laine -Formerly SageRain reviews
The trio eats some Chocolates that Spencer made, but didn't realise what was in them. A Seddie centric story. **Contains unintentional under age Psychedelic drug use and now underage sexual activity** Now Complete.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Help by MJ-obsessed95 reviews
Sam is depressed. Freddie finds out. What will happen? Dark content/theme. Contains cutting. Seddie one-shot. Please r&r! MJ-obsessed95.x
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Lucy Learns by The Watchful Eye reviews
Ok, First off, this is rated M for mature sexual content, and also Incest. In this story, Lucy is 14 and her siblings decide that it is time for her to learn about sex...so they teach her.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Lucy Pevensie
iMean We Have A Secret by Tech-Man reviews
Freddie and Sam decide to tell Carly and Spencer that they are finally together. The final installment of the iHave a Secret trilogy. 3/3 Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iDreamed About This by Tech-Man reviews
Freddie and Sam have confessed their feelings for each other. This story directly follows the events depicted in "iHave a Secret". I would recommend reading that before progressing through this story. This is a M rated story for a reason. 2/3 Seddie
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iHave a Secret by Tech-Man reviews
A drunken Freddie comes over to Sam's apartment. How will Sam react to what Freddie has to say. Part of a trilogy of stories that I am writing. 1/3 Seddie
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Mind Reader by seddiefan2009 reviews
Sam and Freddie see each other for the first time in a year and make up for time spent apart. Smut.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iHave A Craving by musicfreak291 reviews
Freddie is craving something he has never craved before. But he soon finds out he wasn't craving what he was thinking. Two-shot
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Of Broken Hearts And Computers by Pieequals36 reviews
Sam vents. Set during ISaved Your Life. Warning: Harsh language and angst abounds. One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iCan't Believe It by plinkerton reviews
LOTS OF SHEX :D It's Seddie. ; Not for the little children :D Sam and Freddie get drunk ONOEZ SEX :D
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
You Can't Always Get What You Want by xXACCEBXx reviews
When she catches Freddie ogling Carly, AT HER WEDDING TO ANOTHER MAN, Sam finds she needs to teach him a lesson. You can't always get what you want, but sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need. ONESHOT.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Shattered by karinawuzhere reviews
Sam is Stuck in a world on her own. Her only two friends are going out, behind her back, she might like Freddie. Her mom hurts her. Her sister, Taylor, Doesn't beleive her. What more can Sam deal with?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Vertigo by Katy.Bristow reviews
Sam and freddie oneshot! seddie rated M for a reason!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Name Game by Hello Kathryne reviews
It's not Freddork, Fredweird, or Fredwina, it's Fredward Benson, damnit, and by the end of the day, Sam is going to remember that. - Written for LJ Tweendom Anon meme. - Smut inside
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Measured Rumors by SquishyCool reviews
Written for the prompt: Sam/Freddie, Sam starts a rumor around Ridgeway that Freddie has a small penis. He confronts her and proves that, actually, quite the opposite is true. Smut.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iDon't Regret It by musicfreak291 reviews
When Sam wants to do it with Freddie, he is afraid that she will regret it later in her life. Contains Adult content. Seddie oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iHurt Sam by DoomsdayMachine666 reviews
Freddie loves Carly. Sam hates Freddie, or does she? Will one night ruin all three of their lives forever? Tune in and find out! Fram
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Never be the Same by Mrs-tw reviews
Casey and Emily go to a club. Derek is there. Casey decides that she wants to have a little fun. DASEY.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,044 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Seddie Shuffle by Seddielover77 reviews
you no the drill
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Chocolate by Smexykat reviews
Sam and Freddie make a cake for Carly’s 17th birthday. Rated M for a reason!
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
What Dreams May Come by Rosiline reviews
Harry and Hermione in DH after Ron diapperates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
True Love by Nature's Fire reviews
Sam's jealousy and fear of rejection has reached it's boiling point. She gets into a major fight with Freddie and wants to end their friendship, can they fix what has been broken?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
The Various Misadventures of Casey and Derek by Lady Liln reviews
Casey is sleeping with Derek. But not quite in the way you'd think...full summary inside.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,391 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
That Wretched Hot Tub by Let's Call Her The Tarryn reviews
Casey and Derek fight over everything. So a new 'family' hot tub in the back yard immediately spells trouble. Casey and Derek in bathing suits, fighting over a confined space of water? Oh yeah, trouble's a'nearing! Read and Review, my loves!
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Protection by PhoenixS reviews
Casey is distressed, will Derek be there for her?
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
All He Needed by terriblegrace reviews
Casey, Derek, and one long plane ride. Oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter: Ignorance Is Bliss by Xero Mind reviews
Illegal potion making, Memory lost, Fighting, and a burgeoning relationship, it's been a hectic week for Harry, but the most difficult thing is having to choose between Happiness and Fate
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,665 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Buried Awake reviews
OK so everything I wrote up until now has been a little girl in a fantasy world, but now I'm going to write with better story and background. Kk. PLzzzzz read if you dare.
Evermore, Alyson Noel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2010
Random Story to explain this Friendship reviews
This is just a little thing I think is going on with Jennette and Nathan because they seem to be like going they're sepreate ways and it's scaring me. I just don't know what happened they used to hang out all the time.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011
Challenge For most people reviews
This is a challenge that I made because I just really wanted adn amazing author to make an amazing story that makes you wanna cry and laugh at the same time. Like for colered girls, which I have not seen so yeah.
Crossover - iCarly & Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011