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Author has written 3 stories for Evermore, Alyson Noel, iCarly, and Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis.
This is my first time doing anything like this. This is my first real time publishing my work, i'm not that poetic so I won't be posting any unless I feel like I have to cry. Well wish me luck.
More info about me
I live in the : ghetto
My birthday: 9/18/97
My age: I just turned 13 years of age
Fave color(s): Black, Purple, Pink
My fave books: Evermore, Don't Judge A Girl by her Cover, Blue Moon, etc.
My music: Well now I have a youtube and It has my favorite music on there, my username is Ladyjenkins97
My bestie is on here but we write about different stuff, you wanna know her name? K then,her name is ThailynnCullen. Of coarse you can figure out what she writes and you'll love it.
Laziness is a curse and everyne seems to be catching it, copy and paste if you agree.
Bold the ones that fit you
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
>He told his friends that it was cool,
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great, huge crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
>When I went to school that day,
>I never said good-bye.
>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
>please listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh their asses off.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I got this off of someone else's profile and thought it was genius. So here I go.
My favorite couple are (drum role please)
Avatar The Last Airbender
Katara and Zuko, i don't know i just like the idea and think they would be a great couple. Although Aang and Katara was awesome in the end. I just thought it would work.
Sam and Freddie, I think it would be awesome if they (jennette and nathan)went out. It's just that they always spend so much time together than with carly(miranda).
At first I thought it should be Harry and Hermione but then Ron got cuter. And now I'm like whoa, just not in the fanfics. It kinda creeps me out, I don't know why though. And ginny and harry cuz they look so good kissing in the deathly hollows.
I love Jacob's body, so I'm gonna say bella and edward. And because you know my friend writes edward and bella stories, so its kinda leaning over there.
Bridge to Teribethia
I thought that Leslie and (i forgot his name so) him were gonna end up together, but then she died :(. I actually started crying, man am I a wimp.
Ouran High Host Club
I kinda like Haruhi and Tamaki, but then when they went to the beach and they were in the house adn Tamaki came into Kyouya's room and he was like, "You can pay me back with your body". And threw her on the bed, I was like, "Ohhh heck naw". And I was thinking he had other plans in mind than just to teach her a leason. But, then again when it was Holloween and Harhuhi was trapped in the net with one of the twins. It was funny.
Life with Derek
Of course I love my Dasey.
House of Anubis
Everbody loves Nina and Fabian, which is an easy couple to spot, but my couples are usually ones you would have never thought would happen. Like Mara and Jerome, I like that couple because, in Jerome's face you can see he obviously can do alot about the situation his crush is in and can't stand it. So yeah thats why I like that couple.
Ned's Declassified: School Survival Guide
Well we all can see that Ned adn Moze like each other, and had to say I saw it coming I just wasn't expecting it to be like the way they put it.
Hazuki adn Kouhei, they are so cute. And the ending is so funny because you never know what happeneds on the roof when the tv goes blank.
Eli and Claire have the best relationship, because they have there problems but they will always come back together.
Yeah well thats all I could think of so if you guys could help me out that would be great.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
I Really don't belive this but i'm not risking it:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, bAByBluEeYeS2008, i.heart.twilightxx,Jessica-Elizabeth, Emmett or Edward. ThailynnCullen,Tlkin2mylostlife,
Team Jacob/Team Edward
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Marquise Lee
4. Your month of birth? September
7. What's your favorite number? 18
1. You are in love with this person. (I think not)
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.
STOP CHILD ABUSE!!
My name is Lilly
Her dad was a drunk
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base...ball, baseball. He thinks he's gonna score. If you let them go all the way, then are a hor...ticultures studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guys wants from you is a place to put his cock...roches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug...lers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All a guy really wants to do is f-orget it, no such luck. If you agree with this rhyme, copy and paste this on your profile.(not mine.)
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward,ThailynnCullen, HEYHEYI'm cazy,
I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
ONE FOR THE GIRLS!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
\Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Man:"How did you get to be so beautiful?"
Woman:"I must have been given your share."
Man:"Your face must turn a few heads."
Man:"Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out."
Man:"I think I could make you very happy."
Man:"What would you say if I asked you to marry me?"
25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me: IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me:CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me: WEATHER
12. My mother taught me:HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me: ESP.
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT EDWARD CULLEN
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?
Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control
If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family. So it's one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu...I think it's Collin.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going, "We fucked up, huh?"
Keep staring I might do a trick.
All things considered, insanity be the only reasonable alternative.'s
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.
-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?
so youre saying that
i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular.
labels dont define me
My Favorite Insults ( Use at your own Risk)
I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already have.
I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.
You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!
Roses are red,
List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.
If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
1. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
3. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
5. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
6. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
7. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
8. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
9. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"
I went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now Im lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
Im sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
one message: dont drink and drive!!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Perfection is a waste of time.
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?
If two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, I'm not sure about the universe.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
I blame my attitude on videogames.
There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again.
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.
Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
I hear your silence loud and clear.
How can I miss you if you never left?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable
Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.
Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Weird…
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
:YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
Purple Horse (That's my unicorns name)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
Janet Curly Q. (teehee)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):
Random Survey Number 4957:
2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
3. Whos your favorite redhead?
4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?
5. Last book you read?
6. Describe your mood with one word.
7. Describe the last time you were injured?
8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
9. Rock concert or symphony?
10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?
11. Favorite Soda?
12. What type of shirt are you wearing?
13. If you could only use one form of transportation:
14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?
15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:
16. Whats your favorite kind of cake?
17. What did you have for dinner last night?
18. Look to your left, what do you see?
19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
20. Favorite toy as a child?
21. Do you buy your own groceries?
22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
23. When's the last time you had gummy worms?
24. What's your favorite fruit?
25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
26. Do you like running long distances?
27. Have you ever eaten snow?
28. What color are your bedsheets?
29. Whats your favorite flower?
30. Do you do ballet?
31. Do you listen to classical music?
32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?
33. Do you watch SpongeBob?
34. What temperature is it outside right now?
35. consider you smart?
36. How many piercings do you have?
37. Are you signed on AIM?
38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
39 .How do you feel about your family?
40. Do you have an iPod?
41. What time do you go to bed?
42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
43. What movie do you know every line to?
44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
45. What do you want for Christmas this year?
46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you?
47. Do you like hugs?
48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach:
49. Whats the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
50. Do you watch college football?