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Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Giver, and Inkheart.

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I'm thinking about a Nevermore fanfic. Should I do the book Nevermore by Kelly Creagh in Varen's POV?

Fav series: Maximum Ride, Gallagher Girls, Heist Society, Hunger Games, Darkest Powers, Mortal Instruments, Nevermore, and many more!

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even if you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile!

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have ever started laughing for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're friends are always trying to tell you to shut up and you won't, copy and paste this into your profile

If fanfiction is to you as Myspace and Facebook are to other people, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry,Uchiha-Kirara, Superhinata,cherrysaki-chan, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, redroseinsanity, Live Life Out Loud

92 of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and Pase this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish you were Max Ride just so you could make out with Fang, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you used to be one of those girls who thought it was irrational to be in love with a fictional character, then read about Fang and changed your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you LOVE Fang!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you get excited over books, then copy this into your profile.

If you force your friends to read books you like, then copy and paste this.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever read a 1000pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer

I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)

I have many DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.

Friends will always be like, "You deserve better." But Best friends will be prank calling him saying, "You will die in seven days."

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight , who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, emmettcullendisorder, SeekDreamsAndFindHope, Live Life Out Loud


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"I had a nightmare about a dying flower the night before classes started..."(Evernight by Claudia Gray)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My piano

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Amazing Spider Man!!! (love that movie!)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:00 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Dark Shadows (on TV)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

i dont know when but sometime aroung 4ish and i was out there cause it was nice weather

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?


9. What are you wearing?

jean shorts and a brown t-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

yea... and it was weird...

11. When did you last laugh?

how bout 2 seconds ago, i am always laughing

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

a mirror, a picture my grandma painted, and candle sticks

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes, my family... jk they are the BEST! ;)

14. What do you think of this quiz?

why am i doing this?

15. What is the last film you saw?

in theaters? then Beautiful Creatures...if just tv then Amazing Spider Man

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

More Books!!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

How do I know what you know and don't know and might know?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would like for there to be world peace and more kindness

19. George Bush:

don't remember much about him

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?


21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?


22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

... i dont know... i will miss lots of people:( but if i could help out other people, then yea!

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves

Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora)

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

Top 71 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

28. Hold an auction.

29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

30. Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

31. Throw a rave.

32. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

33. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

34. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

35. Have a heated debate with yourself.

36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

37. Drum on every available surface.

38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

42. Propose to the other passengers.

43. Challenge people to duels.

44. Sell girl scout cookies.

45. Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

46. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

47. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

48. Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

49. Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

50. Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

51. Shout "Food fight!"

52. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

53. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

54. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

55. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

56. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

57. Make sushi.

58. Shave.

59. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

60. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

61. Practice your kung fu.

62. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

63. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

64. Fly a model airplane.

65. Do yoga.

66. Play the accordion

67. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

68. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

69. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

70. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

71. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.


1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

25. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

26. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

28. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

29. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

30. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

31. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

32. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

33. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

34. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

35. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

36. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

37. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

38. Dress like the professor.

39. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

40. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

Slamming a revolving door really is possible-you just won't get a BOOM.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! ( I don't really have ADD )

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

I hope you all enjoyed all my stuff to say! :D see y'all later... btw's i dont have a southern accent... or any accent for that case since this one guy thinks i have a british accent... altough that would be cool... anyway! good-bye and good-night!

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Blood, Sweat, and Gears by BallinBlonde21 reviews
AH/AU Jace is a professional sno-x racer. Clary is a profession sno-x fan. What happens when they meet? What happens when Jace's greatest rival turns out to be Clary's boyfriend? Angst, Drama, and Lust are key components of this story. M for Lemons and Language I do not own Jace or Clary or TMI...sadly
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,911 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Beauty and the Beast by littlerichellemead reviews
Dimitri Belikov is cursed to roam Europe as a werewolf until he finds his beauty. Rose Mazur is a beautiful and dangerous huntress seeking revenge. What will happen when their paths cross? Can the beauty save the beast? It is Beauty and the Beast with a twist. Rated M for language, violence and lemons.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 222,417 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Senseless by Setkia reviews
Simon could have her. Simon should have her. Simon was good for her. Yet, Derek couldn't help wanting her.
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Stop Rewind Play by Spike is the BIG BAD reviews
Spike sees Buffy in an L.A. night club. He would worry about talking to her... If he wasn't hurled into a past dimension by an accidental wish. Our Buffy fights to find him as Spike decides to change this dimension's future. Want to know what happens? Then read it, we all know you want to.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,097 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
My Scarlet Letters by earthlyXangel reviews
Yuuki Cross is trapped in the Kuran manor, alone and longing for something she can't reach. With an offer from her 'sensei', Hanabusa Aidou, she is able to create a link with the outside world via letters. Based on Chap. 50. Zeki/Aidori.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 124,600 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Hanabusa A., Sayori W., Yuki C., Zero K. - Complete
Til We Meet Again by feistypaants reviews
1940's AU - When Anna's fiance, Hans, leaves town for a few months, she finds herself growing completely infatuated with the lead of the local barbershop quartet. What starts as innocent flirting, just might lead to a little more. But when her fiance returns and learns of this little "innocent" fling, will he just let it slide?
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,161 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Maddening by Caitlin51 reviews
Spike knows that he can't be what she needs - he is a creature of darkness and she is the Slayer. He tries to keep his distance, but there is always something drawing him to her. Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [Spike, Buffy S.] - Complete
The Moon's Plan: Star-crossed Lovers & The King of the Southern Isles by purplerose69 reviews
When The Moon gives Jack the chance to see whose had his powers in the past he finds himself drawn to a small girl's struggle & finds a way to go to the past to help. But its been 14 years since & Elsa needs a King now. With their star-crossed relationship on a time limit & a King of the Southern Isles with his sight on Elsa, the only one who knows their fate is in fact the Moon.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,077 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Jack Frost, Man in the Moon, Elsa - Complete
Dawn of a New Age by Tempestt reviews
During Something Blue B/S make the startling announcement of their engagement and their pending parenthood! After the spell the engagement is off, but Buffy's still pregnant. Why are they convinced Spike's the dad and how will this magically induced pregnancy change Spike and Buffy's life? A/U after Something Blue. Nominated at SunnyD Awards for best plot, best A/U, best drama.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,214 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Another Cinderella Story Continued by HersheyBarzXo reviews
This starts after Mary has been at the Dance Academy for a couple of months, and Joey gets back from tour, I suck at summaries but I think that the story is actually pretty good so read and Review it Jary JoeyxMary
Another Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,618 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/20/2010
50 Ways to Annoy Iggy: THE STORY by the7thflockmember reviews
What would happen if the flock found my list, '50 Ways to Annoy Iggy? Read to find out. Who ever knew they could be so cruel to everybody's favorite blind, pyro CHEF? Chapter 7 up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,368 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Iggy
Vengeance by Callace reviews
Season seven, shortly after Lies My Parents Told Me. After each their failed attempt, Wood and the First team up to take Spike down. Meanwhile, Angel comes to town, to help stop the coming apocalypse. BtVS/AtS crossover. ABS. Though clearly Spuffy-centric, we've tried to do justice to the BA - relationship too, as well as the complicated frienmity between Spike and Angel
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 189,875 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Buffy S., Spike] Angel - Complete
A Spark Of Love by womanaction reviews
Drusilla never comes back to Sunnydale in 5x14 "Crush". How does that change things for Spike and Buffy?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,629 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Buffy S., Spike] Dawn S., Glory - Complete
How to Save a Life by TammyDevil666 reviews
A chance meeting on a rooftop changes everything as rich Buffy Summers gets to know her school's sexy janitor.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
La Belle et la Bête by Wonder and Ashes reviews
So Buffy's life was foretold in a famous fairy tale. Who knew? She and Spike certainly didn't, despite being the protagonists of this unexpected love story. Winner at Round 30 of the SunnyD Awards for Best Crossover (Movie). Runner Up for Best Fluff.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,515 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Buffy S., Spike] Dawn S., Riley F. - Complete
Mistake or Blessing? by ValentineRose28 reviews
Max and Fang have just been unexpectantly dumped. When their friends drag them out to a bar and they meet, it isn't exactly love at first sight. But, after a couple drinks, they start to think a bit differently. They're in for a surprise in the morning!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Guardian by The Brain of Ivane reviews
The more lives the Uniter loses, the stronger the Guardian gets. Ch17: It was a new prophecy, brought about by the reality that the Uniter and her Guardian had chosen to make their own. COMPLETE!
Nine Lives of Chloe King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,985 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Alek, Chloe K. - Complete
Reliving the Past (takeover) by birdie7272 reviews
Spike wished Buffy would see him for who he really was. It was his mistake making that wish to a vengeance demon. Next thing he knows, they're stuck in his human past kicking and fighting their way back to the future. Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 104,368 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - [Buffy S., Spike] - Complete
Memories of Another Life by Mia Vaan reviews
On that fateful Halloween night back in season 2, Buffy decides to dress up as a geek - a geek who exists in the real world, with knowledge of everything that'll happen to Buffy and her friends. So when the spell is been and gone, Buffy is left with that painful knowledge. Will it break her, or give her the chance to live her life with no mistakes? Nominee for the SunnyD Awards.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,120 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Buffy S., Spike] - Complete
Si Primo Venit by KittenOfDoomage reviews
What if Spike was turned before Angel? How would have things played out then? Challenge Response, eventually Spuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 143,399 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Spike, Buffy S.] Angel, Darla - Complete
Heaven Can Bloody Well Wait by 1note reviews
Ssn 6 AU. Spuffy fic. Buffy's return from Heaven might not have been as unwilling as everyone believed. It wasn't all just mindless bliss up there. Buffy watched over her friends, her family. She learned things about their lives they never even told her. One life in particular... Follows each episode of Season 6.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,685 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Buffy S., Spike] - Complete
Found by CupcakeCute reviews
Begins between TGIQ and Power Play, continues post-NFA. Buffy learns of Spike's resurrection from an unlikely source and immediately sets out to make things right as The Apocalypse breaks out in L.A. Spike/Buffy pairing, some Angel/Cordelia. Winner of Best Post-Series Finale Fic at the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards Round 30.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,411 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Five Words or Less by AGriffinWriter reviews
Spuffy AU Season 5: What if Buffy had paid more attention to what Spike says directly after, "Out. For. A. Walk . . . B*tch."? How would she have responded if she'd caught his blunder? M for action/violence/torture, mild language, character deaths, and "lusty wrong feelings". Best Unfinished Fic (runner-up), SunnyD Awards, rd 28; Best Romance (winner) SunnyD Awards, rd 29
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 288,953 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - [Buffy S., Spike] - Complete
Hidden Scars by Mack2theMax reviews
Max is being abused. Shes been able to hide it so far. Then Fang moves in as her neighbor. He tries to unravel her secrets. Will he succed? Or will Max suffer alone? T for swearing! No Wings Story is better than summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,644 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang
Not Your Shoe Size by KittenOfDoomage reviews
Mostly Dawn POV and eventual Spuffy. Response to a challenge on Elysian Fields. Dawn's wish in Older and Far Away is different, resulting in a whole bunch of fun for the Scooby Gang. Rated M just in case.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,514 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Buffy S., Spike] Dawn S. - Complete
No Rest by KittenOfDoomage reviews
Willow said "The First is scrunched". She has no idea how wrong she is. Takes place immediately after "Chosen". SPUFFY. Please R&R.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,590 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fighting For a Place in This World by NightWrighter511 reviews
Maximum Batchelder has spent the last five years keeping herself and her friend alive on the streets of New York City. The world is cruel, especially to a couple of street kids, but Max has found a place she fits in: street fighting. Of course, it only takes one night to change everything. Now Max must reinvent herself. What else is expected from someone in Witness Protection? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,033 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
In Enemy Hearts by KittenOfDoomage reviews
Set after the events at the end of S4 after the end of the world as Buffy knew it. A struggle for survival. Further summary inside. Spuffy. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,020 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Boy With The Emerald Eyes by s.2694 reviews
After the tragic death of her parents, Chloe begins to see ghosts everywhere. She is confused and alone until she meets two mysterious boys who tell her what she really is. What will she do when they dissappear? Can she find them before it's too late?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,721 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
How to Seduce a Devil by Fly On Aya reviews
Nudge fell in love with a devil and she doesn't know how to get close to him. She asks the dull Max to help her find passion. Max complies; unfortunately an amused Fang comes to play with her. Hm. What will turn out? WARNING: ANGELS & DEVILS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,781 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Who am I? by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is seventeen and has a good life. A loving family and friends, star track athlete, what could be missing? When the new kid starts prying into Max's life things go downhill as secrets are revealed. Her Mom and Dad aren't really her parents.FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,916 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Secrets Unkept by Fanged reviews
Maximum Ride is new to school. She meets Nudge, Ella, Iggy, and Gazzy, and Fang, the instantly become friends. But, when Max and Fang look like they might really get together, Max has to spill her secret: she's being abused. T for violence and language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Max, Fang
Bets always lead to broken hearts by Fangrules reviews
Fang Dente is the typical popular boy loved by everyone with one exception - Maximum Ride. She's the unbreakable. What happens when Fang agrees to a bet that will either make or break everything he's grown to love?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,479 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Perfect: DPOV by Lauren94 reviews
The title says it all. Parts of my story Perfect -AU/AH -from Derek's POV. If you haven't read it, you can still follow without a problem. R&R is appreciated :
Darkest Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,222 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5009 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Rain by fanfic-fanatic1197 reviews
When Max is moved away from her home town in Washinton, to Arizona where apparently, it never rains, she is NOT happy. However, she ends up moving right next door to a certain dark-haired hottie in a band that no girl can get! No wings! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Max, Fang
The Nanny by SallSall reviews
He's the guy everyone wants to know and get acquainted with; she's a girl desperate to finally spread her wings and leave home. He's dark, sexy, surprisingly sweet and single; she's fiesty, quick witted and complicated. She happens to apply for a certain job and lands it, not aware of the unexpected things that might accompany it. They're along for the ride no matter what happen
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,960 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Summer 2010 by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
Fang's family always rents the house next to Max's for the whole summer. Neither takes much notice in the other until the summer they are both 16. Now they become friends and maybe more, but you never know what will happen at the end of Summer 2010.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,103 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Fang, Max
That's Just How It Is by dancerxforlifex3 reviews
Max moves from Montana to sunny Florida and befriends mysterious Fang. The two are great friends but also somehwat have feelings for each other underneath, despite the fact that Fang has a girlfriend. Sorry for the bad summary :P Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 111,226 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Neighborly Love by Nova Ride reviews
Max and Fang are next door neighbors who hate each other. But, among all the hatred are there feelings of love and lust? How will they discover those feelings if they are always going at each others throats? FAX! R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,276 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Torn between the two by lavalamp29 reviews
Max and Lissa have been friends since they were five, but Max finds herself in bed with Lissa's boyfriend, Fang. They try to forget about that night, but they can't deny the feelings they have. Based off the book, Something Borrowed by: Emily Griffin!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,035 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
With this Ring by lilachigh2 reviews
Begins just after the Something Blue episode in which Buffy and Spike are bewitched by Willow into believing they are engaged to be married. All the other spells are reversed, but not this one! Goes AU very quickly.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,383 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Love, Life and Music by IdIoTiC-FrEaK-Of-NaTuRe reviews
AH! Fang's got a secret. But will she ever feel the same. And with the drama of high school, will Iggy ever be able to keep his promise. Or will the fame get to their heads, and make them forget the people that were there from before. BEING REWRITTEN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,883 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Ride Alternate Ending Angel by Caroline Sunshine321
I didn't like the ending for Angel no blame to James Patterson. So I made my own alternate ending. Please no bad comments. This is my first 1 luck! Fax or Mang
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
I Need You by DemiSpy reviews
When Kat receives a call from her dad on a small job in Hungary, she may need to leave Hale again. However, contrary to popular (ahem, Hale's) belief, Kat does need him, although "in a way he wouldn't expect her to." Here's how he found out. Oneshot, post Uncommon Criminals. Edited.
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Katarina B./Kat, Hale - Complete
Max: Babysitter Extraordinaire! by Otrinity reviews
Max is stuck babysitting, and she has a night of hell. Based off the movie "Adventures of Babysitting" I don't own MR or this movie! Story better than summery. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,720 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forbidden Plays by 0ShatteredPenance0 reviews
Cammie was to inherit the family business, so was Zach. They meet each other and instantly know there's a connection between them. The only problem is: Their families are sworn enemies. Based off of Romeo and Juliet. AU Zammie story.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,493 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Safe by DemiSpy reviews
I felt his warm breath against my face, and I felt his lips brush mine slightly as he spoke: "As long as we're together... we're safe." Cute Zammie one-shot. Post-GG4/Pre-GG5. T... dunno why, just 'cause.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Better Than a Dream by X Rider reviews
Between Max's jobs and her past she is too busy to notice someone trying to help her. Will she even be able to live with the choices she makes. There shall be FAX! It is so much better than it sounds and gets even better ;
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 51,327 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
My Mute Boy by Chlerek reviews
Suckish Summary but okay so Derek's sort of mute he won't talk to anybody unless it's his Chloe likes Simon at first then they she ends up liking Derek so um yeah it's pretty neat story and I thought it was cute so um yeah PLEASE READ
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Lonely by artist1157 reviews
When Hale wakes up from a bad dream in the middle of the night, feeling more lonely then ever, who does he run to? From Hale's POV. This is the fluff story you've all been asking for.
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hale, Kat B.
The Missing Piece by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
POST FANG! FAX! Ok, I hated the ending of FANG, so before James Patterson does anything else, I have to fix the cliffy that he left us to deal with. Much better than it sounds and gets better and better with each chapter! FAX! Needs Reviews! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,793 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Crash by Don't Shoot the Puppy reviews
Meet Max; An average eighteen year old girl, with a pet eagle owl. But this is not the case; being orphaned from birth and bonded to an animal who could hear her every thought. Not to mention the wings. Fax. Couldn't fit full summary.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,485 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max, Fang
Don't Remember To Forget Me by GhostNox181 reviews
A situation leads Max & Fang to the fight of their lives. Now Max, hurt and angry, runs to the whitecoats for forget. But when the procedure works a bit too well, will Max be able to remember who the Flock is? More importantly, will she want to?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,924 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chatroom A by mysterywriter94 reviews
Ms. Martinez got tired of all the noise and gave everyone laptops to chat on. But the craziness has only just started there...rated T for precautions I own nothing but the plot! Fax story of course
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,300 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Tough Love by XxMRulesXx reviews
Max is a new girl who moved next door to the mysterious Fang. When they first meet, Max thinks that he is a jerk. But when they spend more time together, they get closer...too close. Fang has a big secret. One word: wings! Will this affect their love? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,124 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Diamond in the Ruff by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is also known as Max Ride. International superstar. She moves to a small town for a normal life. There she meets friends and enemies. Will her secret be revealed? Full summary inside. Can't fit it all here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,639 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The kiss you owe me by Reai reviews
after a runin with erasers and fang get hurt max decids that its not ok for her to keep putting fang in danger and keep asking for more so she decidse she ows him but how will she repay him read and find out R&R FAX/MANG oneshot complete
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Spy Ride by Iamatrombone4142 reviews
Max is the ultamite spy sent on an impossible misson-to kill one of her own, another avian-human hybrid. She cannot afford to let her guard down. A barrier is crossed, a trust is broken, and who's wrath will Maximum face -Fang's... or the Director's?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,933 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Oblivious by avstories reviews
Fang has been in love with his next door neighbor Max since they were little. Read on as he tries to tell her he loves her over the years. *summary sucks big time, but story is good*...please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 27,714 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Max, Fang
I Saw Max Kissing Santa Clause by Zoe625 reviews
It's Christmas at the Martinez household and Christmas spirit is is the air. But is it the only thing? three chapters: Christmas Eve, Christmas Night, Christmas Day
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Angel, Max - Complete
The Battle of the Exes by eclipsed heart reviews
Two years after Fang left, he's back, with his own flock, on Jeb's orders. Chaos ensues as Dylan fights for Max, Max wreaks havoc on Fang and his new 'girlfriend', and Fang tries to execute his own plan without revealing his ulterior motive for returning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,616 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Beginning of the End by BookNerd7 reviews
When Max's parents perish in a horrible house fire, she is sent to Arizona to live with her birth father. Max's heart is broken and closed off from everyone. Fang, her next door neighbor, tries to break through. What will happen? A/U Fax On Hiatus!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,307 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Max, Fang
GG4:Here we Go by redribbon627 reviews
Cammie's Dead! Her mom and Mr. S are the only ones who know the truth. She's alive. Zach is distraught after thinking he lost Cammie the same way he lost his parents, and her friends don't know what to do! Will they find out the truth! ZAMMIE!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,943 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Come Home by AwkwardHolmes reviews
Songfic. Maxs on a cliff. theres a black shape. Is it...Fang? Based on Come Home by OneRepublic OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Flock Madness by Claire Ride reviews
The title used to be Elevator Madness. In this story the flock gets into some...interesting situations. Tons of pranks and random comedy! Read people!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 39,071 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Angel, Max - Complete
What Would Have Happened If by Xrianaa reviews
What would have happened if Max stayed and kissed Fang when they were on the dock in The Final Warning? What if she didn't stutter and she didn't say a thing? What would've happened? This is what I think would've happened.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fang's Romantic Endeavors by Iamatrombone4142 reviews
Fax-fluff, nothing big. Something to read if you need a little laugh and love when you're in a hurry. R&R, enjoy! Slight OOC Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Max, Fang
Who is That Girl, Fang? by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Song fic. When Fang ditches Max, his best friend since they were kids, for her half sister and his crush, Ella, will their friendship last? Will Max finaly get the guts to tell Fang the truth about her feelings. AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Choose Me by strange-rock-and-rollers reviews
It's Max and Dylan's wedding day but Max still loves Fang, will he stop her making the worst mistake of her life? I don't own the song Something Right - Westlife.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
How Deep is Your Love by katherinefics reviews
The true meaning of marriage has been lost throughout the years. Fang reminds Max what it is. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Making My Dreams Come True by Muggle of Wilmington reviews
When Max watches a certain movie one night, what effect will it have on her? FAX, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Wedding in Paris by GreenEyesWannabe reviews
Gabrielle mom wedding has arrived and she is dragging Hale and Kat along with her. Will the wedding make Hale and Kat admit their feelings for each other?
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Hale, Kat B. - Complete
Trust Me by LookOutShe'sGottaKeyboard reviews
Max's dad kicks her out because he's tired of watching her two year old daughter Hope so max move's to her mom's..Fang and Hope get close..Can Max trust Him with her daughter? Can He fix her broken heart? FAX later on in the story Please Review!No wings
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Uncharted 3: The Severed Connection by Sariah Six reviews
When Nathan drake is put into a Mental institution following an incident he can't quite explain, Elena Fisher stands by his side. Together with Sully and Chloe, they realize they must return to the El Dorado island to save the day and regain Nate's sanity
Uncharted series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,740 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Trapped by Water Wolf 100 reviews
During an exploration of some mountain caves Max and Fang get trapped behind a wall of rock. Will they make it out alive? And if they do, how will it change them? Read to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fearless Is Just A Word by Shadowed White Rosebud reviews
She had always been "fearless", and he was always by her side. But she never knew how much she needed him until he was gone. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Angel's Predicions by FantasyAddict97-10 reviews
The Flock goes to Haiti to help earthquake victons-but Angel's predicion could change everything in an instant.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,395 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
Once Upon A Glance by Fly On Aya reviews
Max's 22. Her mom said she needs a husband. But she doesn't want to. That was before she was saved by the famous Lord Nicholas Grey. Now, Max doesn't know what's going on with her ever since he came stumbling in her life. WARNING: CONFUSING PLOT SETTING
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,030 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forbidden by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang is the opposite of Max: rich, famous,& silent. Now, Max applies to be a maid/nanny for a rich guy. Fang is her boss. Love sparks between them and it's complicated and they deny it. What could be better than a forbidden love? WARNING: SLIGHTLY BIPOLAR
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,387 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
My Angel by claryxjace reviews
Jace is the popular boy in school and can get any girl he desires but one girl is leaving him in questions. Clary Fray. She beautiful, smart and perfect but she is hiding something from him. A disease.Will Jace stick with her when it resurfaces? Or go on?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,097 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Hot Mess by chalantness reviews
It's Bobby Bishop's birthday and Kat has to cook dinner. However, Hale thinks otherwise. Let's just say they cook up one hot mess.
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/30/2010 - W.W. Hale, Katarina B./Kat - Complete
Winged Kids go to Heaven, Right? by Chenoa6 reviews
My version of MR6. Fang goes missing and everyone fears the worst. Max is the only one who's sure he's alive, but what happens when she starts seeing him when he's not there? Max is losing it and she doesn't care...but then, why can Angel see him too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,977 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
W W Hale the Fifth by Rose Lily Black reviews
This my version of what happened just after Kat recieves her great-great-grandmothers portrait. My 1st fanfic
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Katarina B./Kat, Hale - Complete
Angel Love by Heart of Diamond reviews
Max and Angel are running for there lives. They want to live like other human children, but it's hard when you don't speak their language. When Max finds shelter in a tree house in the back yard of a giant house, Who will she meet? Will they help her? Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,151 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
You're So Good To Me by KandiLips reviews
It's Max and Fang's 20th day dating anniversary, and Fang is NOT about to let it go uncelebrated, no matter HOW much Max fights him... MAJOR fluffy Fax! C: Songfic: Hot by Avril Lavigne. Rated K for lots of making out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
After by Ellyn162 reviews
It was just your classic story of the boy next door. You see, I've known him my whole life. He was my right-hand-man, my best friend. Somewhere along the way, he started becoming more. My soul mate. My true other half. And now, he might be dead.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max Fang 4ever by FantasyAddict97-10 reviews
When Max catches Iggy and Ella kissing and gets mad, they set out to get her and Fang together. They have s sercrete weapon: a six-year-old mind reader/mind-controllor. Rated T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,622 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Love Games by Sami Nyckole reviews
Max is begining a new year of highschool. And just because she has wings doesnt mean she doesnt have boy drama. The summary really suxx but THE BOOK IS WAY BETTER so please read it and REVIEWWW! FAX! and some MIGGY! max and iggy haha please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
Around the World by Zikkie reviews
Max and Fang have finally gotten together, but then Max disappears. After finding a note from 'Max,' Fang starts a search around the world for her. But will he find Max? Or will his expiration date get him before he does? AH, AU. Sequel to Separation.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Fang, Max
Max's Happily Ever After by MeThinks-I-Like-Books reviews
How i imagine the story will truly end. The only way i think it can, because the book doesn't seem complete. The 20 years have passed, and Max flies out to find Fang, who she has loved every day since he left. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Set Up by UnbrokenSilences reviews
Max is, against her will, convinced to go to the beach in a freaking bikini. In spite of the fact that the beach is "almost deserted"...there's more that meets the mutant's eye. And is the rest of the flock and Dr. Martinez involved in the set up? R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Fang, Max
Forgotten Angels by ToesNtheWater reviews
Clary and her family must flee the city when her sadistic father returns to their lives. At Luke's farmhouse Clary meets the Lightwoods and their adopted son, Jace. The misunderstood teens must overcome their difficult pasts together.OOC/Human/no bro/sis
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,095 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Maximum Ride: Angel's Experiment by Faith Everdeen reviews
After Fang, for those people who were heartbroken by the way JP left things. Please R&R. Fang/Max POV alternating. For the people who NEED happy endings. Oh, and the start of chapters 2 and 3 got messed up. I don't know why, but it wouldn't change.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,846 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sunrise and Happiness by Maglet reviews
Okay so this is my version of the other epilogue in the book Fang. This is my first fanfiction so let me know what you think.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Max, Fang
Max and Fang: A Fairytale by ily4eva reviews
Max is from the Capulet kingdom. Fang is from the Montague kingdom. The two kingdoms are enemies. One day Max goes to Fang in cry of help... Fax. Tragedy. Romance. Little action. Happy and sad and as romantic as I could make it. Epilogue inside...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,390 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Now or Never by maispecialk reviews
Max has been acting weird lately. Jeb and Dr. M have information that can change her life forever. Max has a big decision to make, but will Fang change her mind? *Follows In Max We Trust and Ruthless*
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 30,611 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Lost Again by for the love of Iggy reviews
I watched him as he fought. So graceful, so sure, so intelligent. He was beautiful. All of a sudden I saw Fang get hit. Hard. In the side of the head. He started falling really fast. previously "the Truth About love"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Max, Iggy
Ten Things You Never Knew About The Flock by FalselyTrue reviews
What are their deepest, darkest secrets? Things you'd never think them capable of? Ten Things You Never Knew About The Flock...starting with Angel, and ending with Max. Possible Expansion with one-shots.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
Ruthless by maispecialk reviews
Fang and Max are on vacation taking some well deserved time off, until trouble heads their way again. Too bad this trouble follows them home...A solid T rating for adult themes and language. *Sequel to In Max We Trust*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 50,686 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
In Max We Trust by maispecialk reviews
The Flock is hanging out in Arizona helping Dr. Martinez recover after her time with Mr. Chu, but some familiar faces start causing trouble. Fax was gone for a while but is on the comeback :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 31,372 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Crazy Things we do for Love by redroseinsanity reviews
Max has to destroy Itex's last branch. Along the way, Max and Fang do a whole bunch of crazy stuff for love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,378 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Dreams comming true by snow-hawk-666 reviews
Max had saved the world, she and Fang got together, but what happens when Max's dreams become a little to real for comfort, i can't do summerys so please read FAX maybe other's i kinda lost it during writing so its a bit weird sorry about that
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Max, Fang
Womanizer by LoveStoryFanatic reviews
This is about what happens when Fang is forced into listening to Womanizer. What will he do? What will Max do? What will ANGEL do? Well, what are you waiting for? Read and find out! One-Shot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Being Nikki: Take Two by Literati Lover reviews
***** MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BEING NIKKI*********Please don't read if you have not completely finished Being Nikki. Just a few of the scenes in the book that I felt should have been a little different....This story will be two parts. Christopher/Em. Complete.
Airhead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Captured by emily2323 reviews
Set after Missing You. Jess and Rob have never been happier. They're in love - and finally they can be together without Jess's mom breathing down their necks. But when problems arise, will the couple still be strong enough to take on the opposing danger?
1-800-Where-R-You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,127 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Jess M., Rob W. - Complete
To Love or To Destroy by Raven-Rach reviews
When Clary suddenly goes missing, Jace takes it upon himself to find her. But how long can he keep her absence a secret? And how long will it be before it's too late? Then what would happen if the roles are reversed? Rated T for a Teenage book.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 64,402 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Complete
End Of All Things by KittenOfDoomage reviews
RE-EDITED! AU from Chosen. Spike shows up as a ghost as it happened, only this time, Buffy dreams about him and finally finds out that Angel has lied and he is alive. She heads to LA where the fun begins...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
If Only She Had Left A Message by Ronhermione13 reviews
This is what would have happened if Veronica had left a message on Logan's voicemail during Leave it to Beaver. Everything would have been different. Spoilers up to 1X22! COMPLETE!
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Forever After by AmandaSpencer reviews
Picks up where WOCD left off, FINISHED!
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/12/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005
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Its Not Over reviews
I didn't like the ending of the Giver so i did a different ending about Jonah not leaving. Please read!
Giver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Jonas - Complete
All News Isn't Good News reviews
I didn't like the epilouge to INKDEATH so i rewrote it. I know that this has probably been done before and maybe a lot of times but this is an AWESOME STORY! Please read! One-shot for now.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Meggie F. - Complete
Karaoke: Sparks Fly
A song fic of Taylor Swift's song Sparks Fly about Max and Fang so of course there will be FAX! please R&R! you wont be disappointed! Please don't be turned off just because it isn't rated teen either.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,999 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Don't Leave Me Again! reviews
Max and the flocks goes to the cliff where the flock flew with the hawks and find someone they thought they weren't going to see in 20 years. When the Flock takes him to where they were staying he keeps trying to leave. Find out what happens inside!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010