Arenas
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Joined 06-10-02, id: 226979
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Movie X-overs, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Secret Window, Sin City, House, M.D., Firefly, V for Vendetta, and TV X-overs.

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Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
The Headless Walrusman by MissEgypt111 reviews
Movie-based, naturally. What if they had no horses...and rode walruses instead? Admit it, you're dying to know.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
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Dues to Pay reviews
SPNxTW The Winchester brothers are sent to NJ because of another of Sam's mysterious visions, this time involving members of an elite force by the name of Torchwood and a monster that might be too powerful to handle.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,039 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007
The Hole in the 'Verse reviews
AU, postBDM fic. Simon and Kaylee can’t get off Osiris on their own, so the Big Damn Heroes will have to come in and save the day. But what does River have to say on the matter? Chapter 15 up!
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,776 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - River
Shine On reviews
V for Vendetta. Gordon Dietrich has lost his appetite and mourns it.
V for Vendetta - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Buddha Smite Thee reviews
Mal, Zoë and Book are completing a run while a drunken Jayne is looked after by Simon, Kaylee, Wash, and River. Madness ensues.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Cabin Fever reviews
Right at the end of Babies and Bathwater, Cuddy got a conscience, Vogler took his 100 million and left. What if Cuddy never got to see House in action that last time? Chapter 4 lives!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 6/25/2005 - G. House
Jack Rafferty, Deceased reviews
We all know what Dwight was thinking the night JackieBoy met his fate, but what about JackieBoy?
Sin City - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2005
Johnny Survivor reviews
It's what happens when a deadbeat fanfic writer takes Johnny Depp characters, becomes influenced by friends and decides to stick them on a desert island together. Lots of madness and fun. Chapter 11 in honor of a belated April Fool's Day.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,503 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004
Farmer John reviews
Something doesn't come from nothing, and the same goes for John Shooter.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/25/2005
Cookies reviews
Sands reminisces before the end.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2005
Yer Not a Eunuch, Are You? reviews
What happens when Will ‘I’m Too Sexy for My Shirt’ Turner wakes up one morning and finds out that he's a eunuch? Guest appearance by Mr. Tactless himself, Captain Jack Sparrow. Rating as such because there are implied sexual themes and I'm taking no
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2003
A Hero Happens reviews
Just don't ask. It's what happens when one feels that the series would be that much cooler if it had superheroes in it. More chapters may be coming with favorable reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
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