Author has written 16 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, and NCIS.
JUST SO YOU KNOW
Today there is going to be a ladies PTA meeting for gentlemen only, in the square of the round cirlce. Admission is free so pay at the door. pull up a seat. sit on the floor. Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps, crossed-eyed masquitos and bow legged ants, i stand here before you, yet sit right beside you to tell you a story a know nothing about. One sunny day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other. Drew their swards and shot each other. The deaf police man heard the noise, he came and killed those two dead boys. A blind man saw it all looking through a knot in a brick wall, while talking to his wife on a disconected phone. if you don't believe this lie is true, ask the other blind man, he saw it too. He lives in a two story building on a vacant lot.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Sometimes you just have to smile and walk away...hold your tears in and pretend you are okay
"You, off my planet."
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Evil beware, we have waffles.
I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC
just one last thing
Does anyone else love Germany and his ironic relationship with Italy?