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Joined 02-26-10, id: 2270113, Profile Updated: 10-16-14
Author has written 61 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Alpha and Omega series, Transformers, G. I. Joe, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.

I am accepting oneshot/ficlet requests for DRRR!!

Also, suggestions for Dominant and Still Human are welcome!

Let's see...what do you want to know about me (that I'm willing to discuss)?

I write the Emily's Voice blog on www.mrskimismymom.com Check it out!

I have loads of stories I haven't published here, for one thing. I just seem to write them on paper or in a notebook faster than I can type, edit, & upload them, so I'm usually several chapters - or even a whole fic - ahead of what I've got posted.

Yes, I am a TFs nut. Have been for as long as I can remember.

I am also a fan of the Ranger's Apprentice series, Legacy of the Force, Mercy Tompson, Sianim, Hurog, Alpha and Omega, Dune, Green Rider, Fablehaven, Warriors, and Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, Heroes of Olympus, Rurouni Kenshin, Black Butler, Fruits Basket, Flower in a Storm, Rurouni Henshin, Durarara!!, Raised by Wolves, the Ender series, the Graceling books...

Reviews are appreciated on all my stories, especially nice ones that make me feel all warm & fuzzy!

Thanks to everyone who's reviewed Dominant! I'm really enjoying writing it and will post the next chapter as soon as I get around to typing it. i have the next few chapters planned out, but i don't know how soon i'll have enough time to type them...

System Error is now complete!


My OCs:

Halo - pale blue femme, younger sister of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. Source of Primus (Source of Light and Life). intelligence agent stationed at Debris. Halo is technically the Twins' half-sister. they have the same femme creator, but Halo's mech creator is Makeshift, a Decepticon Source of Primus. Her brothers took care of her after their femme creator's death. She loves pranks and jokes, is slightly sarcastic, and makes her brothers look like angels with all the mischief she gets into. She has several disguises/personas, which she uses to infiltrate, play pranks, and generally confuse people. believes pranks keep people happy and on their toes, which in turn keeps them alive. the Wreckers are very attached to "their" intell agent, and consider her one of their own. Stories: Source of Primus, Laws of the Autobot Faction, Holidays in the Autobot Faction.

Sprite - spring-green femme, daughter of Jazz and Wavemist. Prowl's second in command in the Intelligence division. Was sparkmated to Skywarp until Skywarp died. femme creator of Skyglory. trained jointly by Jazz, Blaster, and most of the other mechs stationed at Fort Iacon. Learned to use wrist-blades instead of blasters from Drift, who she considers an honorary brother. Considers Skywarp's trine to be her semi-trustworthy brothers-in-law. sort of. Stories: Laws of the Autobot Faction, Holidays in the Autobot Faction

Skyglory - orange and yellow mech flier, son of Sprite and Skywarp.

Lexi Bruner - human woman in her early twenties. mechanic. Definitely has an attitude. friends with all the bots, especially Ratchet, who she repaired before she knew he was an Autobot. Stories: Ratchet's Human, Still Human, the Lexi's Revenge one-shots

Laura Bruner - human woman in her early twenties. Lexi's younger sister. Government agent, under Agent Fowler. Has even more of an attitude than Lexi. Friends with Springer. Stories: Still Human

Alanna - odd human teenager, binary-bonded to Moonracer. doesn't like company except for her Moonracer. stories: Still Human

Leora Tovinia - female Herald. She's an awesome fighter, reputed best sword fighter on Heer-olde. can't stand Zeta Prime's disregard of Heraldic ways. Stories: If Only My Future Didn't Look So Bleak

Gypsana A'Tovinia - female Smith. Forged the Matrix's current housing. Leora's best friend. Stories: If Only My Future Didn't Look So Bleak

Liraz Tovinia - female Herald. Convicted of murdering an Autobot (specifically, Ironhide - which she didn't do). Memory wiped and sent to Earth. You can see a picture of her by T'Reilani by going to her DeviantArt page. search T-Reilani and it should come up. Hopefully i can get a link here soon. Stories: Desert Sunrise

Sandflame - orange and black femme. Liraz's Cybertronian form. Sparkmate to Nightbeat. femme creator of Stoneblade, Torque, and Natova. Alt mode: orange and black Mustang. Stories: Desert Sunrise, While You Were Dead, What Really Happened, She Saved Me, Laws of the Autobot Faction

Torque - also known as Q. dark mint green mech. son of Sandflame and Nightbeat. medic in training. reserved, but loves to use his skill to help his twin play pranks. Stories:Desert Sunrise

Stoneblade - also known as Stone. bright copper mech. son of Sandflame and Nightbeat. Torque's twin. energetic and a bit hyperactive, except when training. loves to play pranks. Stories: Desert Sunrise

Natova - aka Tovi. blue and yellow femme. daughter of Sandflame and Nightbeat. younger sister to Torque and Stoneblade. a bit cynical for a youngling her age. Stories: Desert Sunrise

Hope Tovinia - female Herald. cousin to Liraz. loyal to her cousin. hates Cero. Stories: Desert Sunrise

Cero Lotiv - male Herald. Master. mentored Hope and Liraz. actually the one who murdered Ironhide. framed Liraz. enjoys and gains power from draining Cybertronian sparks of their energy. generally evil guy. stories: Desert Sunrise

Felis Prime - colonial femme. silver amor, green optics, lioness alt-mode. serves under Hope Tovinia. Stories: Desert Sunrise

Lynn Johnson - teenage human girl. Transformers fangirl. Also known as Sparkholder Cascade the Jaguar. Stories: Everything Changed

Drew Johnson - teenage human boy. transfan. Also known as Sparkholder Drew the Seagull. Stories: Everything Changed

Draft - Seeker femme (Seekess). scarlet armor. trine leader. trinemates: Slipstream and Breeze. Loves a good fight almost as much as a good flight. Stories: Seekess

Carma - teenage human girl. Allied with Autobots. Adopted granddaughter of Caryn, who was called "Cytoplasm" by her Decepticon allies. Wants to balance out her adopted grandmother's actions. Ward/companion of Buzzsaw. Stories: Karma

Captain Scratch - clone captain during Clone Wars. served under Commander Leilani Odelia. Stories: Just A Scratch, Colla IV

Leilani Odelia - human teenager. Padawan to Jedi Master Yaddle. Called "Lani", or Lioness, by clones. Stories: Colla IV

Alyssa Fox - female werewolf. very dominant. can hold her own against the Marrok - kind of. white wolf form with amber eyes. extremely protective of Blake, a submissive Changed by the same rogue wolf as Alyssa. dog trainer made famous when one of the dogs she trained fought a werewolf in defense of his owner. one dog of her own, Smiley, a beagle/lab mix. Stories: Dominant

Blake Somody - male werewolf. submissive. follows Alyssa everywhere. silvery-gray wolf form with brown eyes. Stories: Dominant

Kat - Katherine - Alyssa's second in command of sorts when it comes to dog training. human woman in her early twenties.

Arlua Teki - 23-year-old human female. blue-green eyes, brown shoulder-length hair. computer support technician with the unfortunate task of fulfilling all of Izaya Orihara's support requests. Stories: Tech Support, Attenuation, System Error, Collision Domain, oneshots

Natsuki Homeron - 24-year-old human female. works for SupportTech, but does remote work instead of hands-on support. Stories: Tech Support, Attenuation, System Error, one shots

Tania Yuuki - 25-year-old human female. dark chocolate eyes. dark brown hair. teacher at Raira Academy. older brother of Malcolm. sharpshooter. Stories: Tech Support, Attenuation, System Error, Collision Domain, one shots

Rimiko Heiwajima - 7-year-old human female.daughter of Tania and Shizuo Heiwajima. Stories: System Error, Collision Domain, oneshots

Malcolm Yuuki - 17-year-old human male. attends Raira Academy in Ikebukuro. Works as a bounty hunter in Ikebukuro and Shinjuku. no emotions to speak of. Stories: Tech Support, Attenuation, oneshots

Supai Orihara - 17-year-old human male. attends Raira Academy in Ikebukuro. Works as an information broker, arranging Malcolm's jobs. Stories: Tech Support, Attenuation, System Error, Collision Domain, one shots

Yatsuhiro Yamakawa - 26-year-old human male. former owner of FanaTECH. Real name: Akuro Nakao. Stories: Attenuation, System Error

Kami Megu - 6-year-old human female. "Chameleon" who imitates voices. Adopted daughter of Arlua and Izaya. Stories: System Error

Andris Megu - 9-year-old human male. adopted son of Arlua and Izaya. Stories: System Error

Note: If you want to borrow any of my OCs, PM me please. Chances are, I'll be glad to let you use them, especially any OCs from complete stories or ones that haven't been updated in forever.


Let's see...Oh, I know! Favorite characters!

Transformers:

1. G1 - Ravage (I LOVE his jaguar form!)

2. Beast Wars - Silverbolt (Gotta love the heroic bird-dog)

3. Beast Machines - Nightscream (He's a bit batty - kinda like me!)

4. RID - Sideburn (He's hilarious)

5. Armada - Alexa (She's such an inspiration to me...)

6. Energon - Alpha Q (What can I say? Some Quintesons amuse me.)

7. Cybertron - Jetfire (This is just about the only canon version of Jetfire that I like)

8. Animated - Blitzwing (Does this count as having 3 favorites in TF:A?)

9. MovieVerse - Bumblebee (Who else?)

10. Prime - Ratchet ("I needed that!")

11. Comicverse- DRIFT!!! (Always Drift, even if they mess up the character a bit like in MTMTE recently. Drift is just amazing.)

Tamora Pierce's books

1. Tortall books - Alianne of Pirate's Swoop (Who doesn't love a snippy spymaster?)

2. Circle of Magic - Dedicate Rosethorn ("I'll hang you by the ankles in the well!")

Patricia Briggs' books

1. Alpha & Omega - Charles (big, fluffy, superdominant wolfy!)

2. Mercy Tompson - Mercy (I like coyotes almost as much as wolves)

3. Other - Oreg of Hurog (DRAGONS!!!), Wolf from Sianim series (WOLVES!!!)

Animes

1. Izaya Orihara (Durarara)- Favorite character. He's extremely entertaining. I call him Izzy because I can.

2. Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)- second only to Izzy. He's just awesome.

3. Fai D. Flourite (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles)- used to be my number one favorite. His past...first time I ever cried over an anime character.

4. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)- Ed is incredibly entertaining.

5. Killua (Hunter x Hunter) - he's like a cute bleached version of Hiei.


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But I don't have any other time to fix my hair!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (So...remind me how to do that...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (And the point of saying that was...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? And here I was thinking it would be cold...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But, but...that works so well!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah, can't have those little kids falling asleep behind the wheel.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Aww, darn! I wanted to stay awake!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (So, does that mean I can't put them on the doorjamb?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now I want to know what the other use is...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (I never could have guessed...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Why, were a lot of people trying that?)

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (Why would I put plastic wrap on my head in the first place?!)


How To Write Good:
1) Avoid alliteration. Always.
2) Prepositions are not the words to end sentences with.
3) Avoid cliches like the plague. They're old hat.
4) Employ the vernacular.
5) Eschew ampersands and abbreviations, etc.
6) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7) It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
8) Contractions aren't necessary.
9) Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
10) One should never generalize.
11) Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
12) Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
13) Don't be redundant, don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14) Profanity sucks.
15) Be more or less specific.
16) Understatement is always best.
17) Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
18) One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19) Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20) The passive voice is to be avoided.
21) Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
22) Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
23) Who needs rhetorical questions?


this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.


Ranger's Apprentice!

"Will may be an annoying little chatterbox that seriously doesn't know when to SHUT UP, but he is lethal with that stick shooter of his, so you'd better stay on his good side."

If you get under Erak's skin, he will noisily separate you from your head with his battleaxe.

If you get under Halt's skin, he will turn you into a living quiver in a heartbeat.

If you get under Will's skin, he will do the same thing.

If you get under Gilan's skin, he will turn you into a pincusion using both arrows and his sword.

If you get under Horace's skin, he will knock you out with the flat of his blade after beating you in a swordfight.

· There are 3 kinds of people: Ones who can count, and ones who can’t.

We’re not retreating! We’re advancing in a different direction!

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "You're not old enough to think.”

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.

16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)

18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.

22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decalf. You'll die a slow painful death.

23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

24. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger.

25. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse.

26. You are NOT allowed to write out the key to the Couriers Code. Crowley will rant and shoot you so full of arrows you will be remembered in death as The Porcupine.

27. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess.

28. You are NOT allowed to hit Alyss for stealing your man, she'll get Pauline onto you and she will get Halt onto you and we don't want that now do we?

29. You are NOT allowed to tell everyone the Malkallam is really Malcom, he will unleash his freaky ghost contraption on you.

30. You are NOT allowed to not give Will his coffee. He will kill you over the bar.

31. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt if he has found Albert yet. He will puke in your hat.


For those that don't like Setinel Prime from TFA...

Okay, for those of you who have watched TFA (Transformers Animated), we all know how slaggin' annoying

Setinel Prime is. If you, for some strange reason a fan of Setinel Prime, just... just... stop liking him because

he has more ego than you can fill three Unicrons with! Phew, had to get that out. So if you think Setinel

is a total glitch head, then copy and paste this on your profile. Also, copy paste this if you want to see his

head get cut off again! :) ;) :-3 XD

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

10 signs you're adicted to Fanfiction:

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!

If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax, EvilPurpleCookiePenkeyMonguin, Lynn Jones

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile!

If your friends think you are obsessed, post this on your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think High School Musical is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
Thou shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. Thou shalt have thy opinions but shalt not insult pairings. Thou shalt avoid them if thou hatest them. Thou shalt keep an open mind about stories even if thou despisest the pairing. Thou shalt paste this in thy profile.

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile.

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

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If you could read that put it in your profile!


WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!
1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. (Not the whole movie, but sections! And whole episodes!)
2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs. (Not exact specs, but I can tell you Blurr is fastest, Ironhide is toughest, and Perceptor is smartest)
3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel. (Duh. The best Autobot fanfiction is MINE!!! kidding. that would probably be T'Reilani's stuff about Riella.)
4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up. (Never done this one...)
5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! (My friends just facepalm.)
6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. (hmm...saw the semi once. it had the blue & red flame decals and everything)
7. Dreams transformer pairings. (Well, not canon pairings)
8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. (Not a fallen Autobot! Just Starscream, cause my phone can be really cool and really dumb in turns)
9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. (Guilty.)
10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins. (Fraggit...)
11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject.
12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.
13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.
14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her family. (Not the Bay theme songs, but sometimes the one from G1)
15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots.
16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons. (I just walked past someone I swear would be Barricade's holoform)
17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her brother. (All the time.)
18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. (Can't find posters of my fav TFs! WAAAHH)
19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. (I don't think so, but my friends do...)
20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. (Well...mine's my original OC)
21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. (How can you not?)
22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.
23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade. (I don't sqeal, but I do check cop cars I pass for "To punish and enslave")
24. Acts and pretends to be a Transformer constantly. (Not guilty. I am, however guillty of thinking of TFs constantly)
25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer. (Hm...phone=Starscream, van=G1 Skids, Malibu=Dragstrip)

You know if you are a BIG Transformer fan (or TransFan) if you:

1.) Find yourself calling every semi that you see (regardless the color) 'OPTIMUS PRIME'!!

2.) You find yourself repeating slang terms from Transformes! (slag, frag, glitch...etc.)

3.) When you hear a word remotely similar to an Autobot or Decpticon name...you yell the name out! (bee...'BUMBLEBEE'!)

4.) You can name all the Autobots and/or Decpticons!

5.) Quotes from any continutiy are used in your daily life! ('Son of a Retro-Rat'!)

6.) Your dream car happens to be an alt-mode of a Transformer!

7.) Drawing and/or writing fanfictions of Transformers takes up 60 percent of your daily activities!

8.) You dream about Transformers five days in a row!

9.) All your daydreams relate to Transformers one way or another!

10.) You are afraid of everything police car you see because of Barricade, then realize that it could Prowl, and you try to chase after it, screaming 'Prowl!'

11.) And finally, you get into an arguement with your best friend since grade school because she is a Decpticon and/or Autobot and you are an Autobot and/or Decpticon!

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when...

1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.

2) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them.

3) When you see a picture of your favourite characters you start screaming.

4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession.

5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time.

6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more.

7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.

8) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots.

9) You are convinced that your first car transforms into a super cool robot like Bumblebee.

10) Last of all... You are in love with Prowl!! (or any other bot!)

(this didn't say to copy and paste, but i think people should! so do it if you agree!)

You know you're a Transfan when...

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its bumblebee.

-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,

-You name your green Jeep Hound

-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.

-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.

-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.

-You used to hate technology and now you love it.

-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.

-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.

-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.

-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.

-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.

-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.

-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.

-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.

-You get an Autobot tattoo..

-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.

-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.

-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.

-You know each song ever used in TF.

-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.

-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.

-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.

-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.

-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.

-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Skyfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.

-You are known as General Jazz.

-You call your gun Ironhide.

-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.

-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.

-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.

-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.

-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.

-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.

-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.

-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.

-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.

-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.

-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.

-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.

-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.

-You start trying to talk like Blurr.(I already actually!)

You name your other green Jeep Brawn.

-You say you are the real Prime.

-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.

-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.

-You use Skyfire as a source for a science paper.

-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.

-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.

-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.

-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.

-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.

-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.” --or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”

-You separate your family by faction and sub-group.

-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.

-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.

-You call NASA and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.

-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Quintessa or Nebulon or Cybertron.

-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.

-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.

-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.

-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.

-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.

-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.

-You covered your walls with TF pics.

-You call your computer Teletran one.

-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.

-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.

-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.

-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.

-You refer soda as Energon as well.

-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.

-You build a model of the Ark.

-You also build a model of the Nemesis.

-You then stage battles between your two new models.

-You want to move to Iacon.

-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.

-You try to do Circuit-su.

-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.

-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.

-You call your soul a spark now.

-You think the head of congress is really a Quintession.

-You try to build a space bridge.

-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.

-You want Vector Sigma.

-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.

You join Transformer fanclubs.

-You own a Transformer related site.

-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.

-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.

-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.

-You want every toy even if it means importing it.

-You want Takara’s autograph.

-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.

-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.

-You saw the movie over 25 times.

-You think about the Seekers whenever fighter jets pass overhead.

-You feel like cars are looking for you when you walk past.

-You want an Autobot or Decepticon insignia tatoo.

-You believe that Transformers are real and hiding somewhere.

-You believe that there is something dark about the far side of the moon.

-You refer to Windows Vista as Decepticons and Windows 7 as Autobots.

-You wait for the day when your cell phone transforms

-You believe the 2012 event will be a Decepticon invasion

-You believe your TF OCs are real

-You read this entire list

114 Signs You're Too Much of a Transfan by Artisan Brown

1. NASA wants you to stop asking about the location of Cybertron.

2. You're very suspicious of that blue toy truck you got for your birthday.

3. When you visited Detroit, you sat just outside the warehouse district with a pair of binoculars until security came and dragged you away.

4. Screw Team Edward! You're Team Prime!

5. You frequently talk to your car.

6. When people ask you why you talk to your car, you begin to laugh insanely.

7. You caress your car with wax monthly, and tell them not to listen to the nice people in white coats who come to your house.

8. You constantly check passing police cars to see if they have “to punish and enslave” on their side.

9. You duck and cover when you're in enormous cities that have jets flying over them.

10. You watch jets through binoculars regularly.

11. It’s a household custom for you to sift through automobile magazines, cut out pictures of cars, put them on the fridge, point at them and say: “That's a robot in disguise, I tell you! IT'S A ROBOT!”

12. You use the universal greeting when confronting hostile individuals.

13. You made oilnog for Christmas.

14. You chase after ambulances and shout: “SPIKE! IS CARLY IN LABOUR?!”

15. You also shout: “RATCHET! COME BACK!”

16. You wallowed in self-pity for days when you didn't see “Transformers” in theaters.

17. When you watched a Discovery Channel documentary about Monkeys, you said: “Trukk not munky.”

18. Your bedroom walls are painted either red or purple or both.

19. All the cookies you bake are in the shape of faction insignias.

20. The US military wants you to stop asking if you can join “N.E.S.T.”

21. You wrote a love letter and signed it “Bulkhead.”

22. You do “the wave” every time you hear the “zoom, zoom” in car commercials.

23. You like peanut butter and JaAm sandwiches.

24. Fanfiction.net has just sent you an e-mail announcing that the Transformers/Beast Wars section has just issued a restraining order against you.

25. Right after that e-mail arrived, DeviantArt forbade you from typing “Transformers” in the search engine.

26. You visited Detroit, looked into the heart of the city, and exclaimed: “Hey, where's Sumdac Tower?! Don't tell me that idiot, Powell, had the thing torn down!”

27. The only reason you watched “Cars” was the fact that you were holding onto the frail hope that a Transformer would make an appearance.

28. When your friend off-handedly mentioned that their great-grandfather was an explorer, you grabbed them by the collar and asked: “Do you have a yellow car?”

29. You walked into Burger King and asked: “Is this Burger Bot?”

30. You made a safety poster about the dangers of playing with Cosmic Rust.

31. Some people tell you you're three-faced.

32. You visited Detroit's police department and was appalled to learn that the captain's name wasn't Fanzone.

33. You won a footrace because you kept thinking: “I gotta warn Cybertron Command about the traitor!”

34. You chase after fire trucks shouting: “FIRE TRUCK! FIRE TRUCK!”

35. You're afraid of red lights.

36. You’re an activist against scrap yards that crush old cars.

37. You frequently proclaim: “I dare to be stupid!”

38. Ever since watching Transformers Animated, you've been afraid of chatspeak.

39. You ogle at police motorcycles.

40. You talk to PlainTalk.

41. When your friend cut the cake and asked “you want a piece?” you responded: “No! I want TWO!” and cackled insanely.

42. You went to the doctor's office and asked: “wHy mY ShoULdeRs hUrT?”

43. You have an emergency “in case of Decepticon attack” kit under your bed, and have a tendency to use it whenever there's a blackout.

44. When your teacher asked you if you threw that strangely Decepticon-like paper airplane, you said: “Yeeees.”

45. You wear your silver house key around your neck.

46. You were disappointed when Father Christmas didn't give you garbage.

47. You bought a scooter and were disappointed when it didn't transform into a Mini-Con.

48. You talk to your scooter anyways and insist that it won't transform until you locate the Autobots' secret base.

49. When you visited the Hoover Dam, you leaned over the edge and kept claiming that the Transformers were going to arrive at “any minute now.”

50. You think that the guys who explored the Northwest Passage were actually kidnapped by Decepticons.

51. You are a practitioner of “Processor over matter.”

52. You have an emergency utility belt consisting of an oil can, a wrench, and Cosmic Rust.

53. When you found a rat in your basement, you immediately called up all your Transfan friends to tell them that Rattrap is in your house.

54. When you saw a skeleton of a Pteranodonin the museum, you said: “Better luck next time, Swoop.”

55. When running after the ice cream truck, you shout: “I scream for Starscream!”

56. You cry at the sight of anything blue and cubed.

57. Whenever you have as stroke of bad luck, you say: “Why universe hate Waspin – I mean, me?”

58. When you were a teenager, your motto was: “mY LiFE iS PAiN!”

59. You look at Barney and think: “Megatron, I have lost what little respect I had for you.”

60. When you introduce yourself, you use the name the “Transformers Name Generator” gave you.

61. You are fluent in “Blurr-ish.”

62. You petitioned to have your town's name changed to “New Kaon.”

63. You are amazed when you meet a pair of twins that don't have a Russian accent.

64. You have a faction insignia painted on the hood of your car.

65. You avoid construction zones.

66. You really hate spiders.

67. When you visit the dinosaur exhibit at the local museum, you grab the leg of the Tyrannosaurus Rex and start to cry: “GRIMLOCK!”

68. You want to be a lumberjack when you grow up.

69. The only reason you have a flowering garden is the hope that you'll attract bumblebees.

70. When preparing a meal, you subconsciously arrange the food products into Transformers faction symbols.

71. You have a discount coupon for Swindle's merchandise.

72. When your friend aced a difficult test, you said: “You got the touch!”

73. You like jazz.

74. When you found an orange plastic fork, you propped it up and exclaimed: “Okay, Space Bridge! Transwarp me to Cybertron!”

75. You genuinely believe you can get drunk off oil.

76. You call infants “protoforms.”

77. You went to the local dojo and asked: “Can I learn Circuit-Su?”

78. You went to the pet store and asked: “Can I buy a triceratops?”

79. You don't say “men” and “women.” You say “mechs” and “femmes.”

80. When bruise yourself, you say: “Slaggit! I got a dent!”

81. You walked up to a cement truck and asked: “Do you like oil?”

82. You've sent out a radio signal to Lockdown, in the hope that he'll come to earth and give you some nifty weapons.

83. You have dedicated more then three rooms of your home to Transformers merchandise.

84. There are Transformers faction insignias on your underwear.

85. You stare at your cellphone for hours on end, knowing that someday, somehow, the Decepticon will blow his cover.

86. Likewise, you make sure to keep your stereo system under lock and key.

87. People look at you strangely when you say you're a “Trans.”

88. You randomly steal people's glasses to see if the map is on them.

89. When you're being confronted by bullies, you are very annoyed when you discover that your techno-organic powers have not surfaced. Curse that key!

90. You plan to wear a faction insignia on your wedding day, and refuse to marry your future spouse if they don’t share your political views.

91. You're afraid to knock down that wasp's nest, in the fear that Waspinator may be among them.

92. You've said to your doctor: “If you're gonna set Scalpel on me, you can forget about it!”

93. You went to a karate convention and exclaimed: “Hey! Where's Yoketron?”

94. When people criticize your abnormal behaviour as a Transfan, you say: “the funny stays.”

95. When you win Guitar Hero, you exclaim: “Me superior, you inferior!”

96. Scientists have told you on numerous occasions that dinosaurs don't breathe fire.

97. Nor can they transform into robots.

98. Or talk...

99. You're suspicious of cats that wander into your backyard.

100. You don't say “the birds and the bees.” You say “the Laserbeak and the Bumblebee.”

101. Your friends stopped looking at you strangely years ago.

102. You go to the race track, point at the cars, and say: “I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!”

103. You frequently walk around in cardboard boxes, proclaiming that you are a Transformer.

104. Your loved one gave you “Energon Cubes” on a romantic occasion.

105. You suspect Decepticons are the reason why iPhones are known to spontaneously combust.

106. All your handkerchiefs have your faction insignia printed on them.

107. You only use Transformer swears.

108. You stare down the throats of hot chicks, just to make sure they're not Alices in disguise.

109. You stare at the drivers of cars to see if they're holograms.

110. You wear a yellow construction helmet around for no apparent reason.

111. You believe that a guitar is a formidable weapon.

112. You frequently use red or blue eye contacts.

113. When your kid neighbour blows bubbles, you chase them around and shout: “Wait! Transwarp me to Cybertron!”

And the 114th sign that you're too much of a Transfan...

114. The first time you watched a preview, you said: “I am going to hate this."


1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!


Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't look at me in that tone!

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?

A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.

What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.

I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

If pinochio said "my nose will grow now" what will eventualy happen?


95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile


TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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AUTOBOTS

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A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.


Transformers Autobot Lightning Short Story by Lightning Prime

Lightning's POV

In Prowl's Room, Prowl, Jazz, and I were meditating under the tree. It was so quiet all I heard was the wind and the birds chirping. Meditating always calm me down, but I go nuts if someone interrupts me. Nothing interrupts us so far, but... something made us jump. We heard an explosion.

"What the sparks was that?" Jazz said.

"Let me go check it out." I said in a grouchy way. I walked out of Prowl's room and saw smoke. The smoke was coming from Bumblebee's room. I went in and saw Bee, Bulkhead, and Sari ready to make another explosion. I looked at them angrily.

"Do you mind!" I yelled. "I'm trying to lose my stress and you guys are increasing it!"

"Sorry Lightning." said Bumblebee. "We're just doing a explosion test."

"It's awesome, Lightning!" said Sari with excitement jumping up and down. "You should do it with us!"

"That sounds fun but I'm in the middle of my meditation." I said. "Maybe after my stress is gone. Just keep it down. Okay?"

I left the room. My comrades were looking at each other.

"So," Bumblebee spoke. "Let's blow another one!"

Before Bee was getting ready to start another explosion, something hit him so hard he paused. It was me and I threw a one of my ninja stars at Bee.

"What did I just tell you!" I yelled.

"Sorry." Bee apologized.

"Now...again! Wait after I lose my stress!" I said and left.

Bee groaned.

Copy and paste if you like this short story.


1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

G1 Comicverse Drift or G1/comicverse Ravage

2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

Ask what he was thinking when he stabbed himself with his own short sword!!! Or ask why he only seems to talk in comics, and then only a select few comic verses...

3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?

Probably explain that he just couldn't let himself hurt his teammates and all that. and Ravage would probably lok at me and go, "human, leave me alone or I will eat you."

4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?

none, that I know of. probably music in Japanese though, considering the end of the Drift miniseries. And ravage would probably be stuck with whatever Soundwave's playing at the moment...

5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?

oh, yeah! loads! Lynn, Leora, Lexi, Strike, Halo, Draft, Falaan/Felis Prime...

6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?

drift/ravage

Lynn: ask the same thing I would/hug him and ask why he's been out for so long

Leora: call him an idealistic rustbucket for goiong back into a war to save lives/tell him he's a power-hungry idiot and shoot him

Draft: Tell him she likes his swords, but he needs a brighter paint scheme/ step on him

Falaan/Felis Prime: grin and wave/tranform to lioness form and roar in his face

Lexi: scold him for getting damaged and grab her wrench/throw her wrench at him and tell him to get out

Halo: ask what it's like to use swords instead of a gun/kick his butt back to Decepticon HQ

Liraz: cheer for someone else having the sense to use swords instead of guns/pick him up by the scruff of the neck and toss him onto the firing rane for Ironhide to use for target practice.

7- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

Drift. Always Drift. He's just amazing.

8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Taking on Megatron with his ancient Cybertronian longsword. Or stabbing himself with his awesome sword to keep from hurting his friends...oh, wait, he did that...

9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Ravage! or TF:A Blitzwing

10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?

Running around chasing dogs. Just for fun. Either of them.

11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?

Stare at each other for a long moment, than Ravage would attack Drift, who would knock him on his kitty-cat butt with a sword. Or if Drift and Blitzwing met, Blitzwing's mean side would have something to say about Drift leaving the Cons, but his crazy side would interupt. Drift would back away slowly and mentally curse whoever wrote him into the same dimension as Blitzwing.

12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?

TF:Cybertron Ironhide. They totally ruined a great character when they made Ironhide be the idiot new kid.

oh, and Tf:A Wreck-Gar. I don't like that they made him stupid as well as goofy.

13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?

Well, he's technically a Predacon, but...TF:BW Tarantulous.

Decepticons...movieverse Fallen. He's just not as tough as War Within Fallen. Sad, but true.

14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?

Um, first of all...awkward! but...that would depend on the state of the war.

15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?

Ironhide/Chromia (G1). It was so adorable when he saw her and went "Chromia..." and stared at her for a while.

16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?

not out loud... ;)

17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

A Camaro, like MovieVerse Bumblebee, only red.

18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?

Elita One. Her special power is awesome!

19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?

Autobots. So I can call Megatron lots of insulting nicknames and not have my comrades report me to him. And so I could see Drift fight without havin to worry about him slicing me in half...


You know your obsessed with with Transformers when...(Everything in Bold is true for me)

-You have a spaz whenever you see a Peterbuilt Semi, Camaro, Hummer, or GMC Truck passes by.

You call your computer Teletran 1.

-Names enemies after Decepticons.

-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible.

-Whenever talking too fast, says your talking like Blurr.

-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe.

-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again.

-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afriad it's Ironhide.

-You have dreams where you are a in the Transformers world.

-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more.

-You pray to Primus. (I don't, but my characters often do...)

-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade.

-You dont call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps.

-You have joined any Transformers fan clubs.

-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succedded.

-You've tried Jet Judo, and epicly failed.

-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere. (Well, the theme songs for some of the earlier generations...)

-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM.

-You blame Blackout for most power outages.

-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion. (Nah, it's gonna end by Unicron)

-You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.

-You hate when people hate on Miko cause she's awsome.

-You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender. (Or at least some of them)

-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday.

-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots somewhere.

-You go to visit Hoover Dam to make sure Megatrons all comfy cozy in layers of ice.

-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk.

-Whenever you hear the word decept, you immdediatly think of Decepticons.

-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them. (Sometimes...)

-You wish your phone was a Transformer. (And sometimes my computer, or my car)


List ten of your favorite characters (OCs count)

1. Drift

2. Ravage (G1)

3. Silverbolt (Beast Wars)

4. Lori (Cybertron)

5. Bumblebee (G1, comicverse)

6. Blurr (Comicverse)

7. Ratchet (any generation)

8. Riella (T'Reilani's OC)

9. Ironhide (G1, Comicverse, or movieverse)

10. TF:Animated Blitzwing

What would you do if...

Two woke you up in the middle of the night?

Scream "Oh my gosh! There's a Decepticon in my room!" and try to pet him. Or maybe just run away screaming some more.

Three walked into the bathroom while you're showering

Me: AH!!! MUTANT BIRD-DOG!!!

Silverbolt: *turns bright red* Forgive me, I did not mean to intrude...*runs away*

4 announced he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow

Me: Um...Lori, what happened to Coby? And, Ironhide, what about Chromia?

Lori: *giggles* Ironhide accidentally shot him.

Ironhide: She got mad that I shot a human instead of using a bomb and left.

5 cooked you dinner.

At least he could fit in my kitchen without smashing everything...

Number six was lying on the beach next to you sleeping.

I'd wonder why he's staying still for so long...

Seven confessed they were related to you

Me: Really? Great! I always wanted another grumpy grandpa!...or are you my uncle? How does this work?

8 got into the hospital somehow.

Me: Jeez. Ratchet's gonna be mad when he realizes you're not in his med-bay...

9 made fun of your friends

I'd tell him he's neglecting his duty to guard Prime. Shame on him.

Ten ignored you all the time

Actually, that might be a good thing...I hear insanity is contagious...

Two serial killers are hunting you. what will one do?

Pick them up and hang them by their shirts on his short swords while he practices some passes.

It's your B-day. what does three get you?

Nothing. He might very well still be embarassed from the whole walking-in-on-me thing.

You're stuck in a house on fire. What does four do?

Calls Optimus Prime and tells him to act like a real fire truck.

You're about to do something that will embarrass you. What will five do?

Try to stop me. And probably accidentally make things even more embarassing.

You're about to marry ten. What will 1 do?

Kill Blitzwing, then demand to know what I was thinking getting that close to a 'Con.

You got dumped. How will seven cheer you up?

He wouldn't. Though he might call my ex in for a full check-up, just because it would look bad if he used conventional torture techniques on a human.

You compete in a tournament. How will nine support you?

Put me into intensive training prior to the tournament, whether it's a physical comtetion like sports or not.

You can't stop laughing. What will ten do?

Laugh hysterically right along with me.

number one is all you ever dreamed of. Why?

Awesome swords, noble and self-sacrificing to a fault...

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Ravage...and IRONHIDE???

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

My mom would tell me he's too old for me. My dad would ask what happened to Black Arachnia, then shrug and say it could be worse; at least this guy is chivilrous.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Well, I'd hope so, if they're getting married tomorrow!!!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Oh, dear. That would be awkward, considering (a.) Blurr once shot Bumblebee in comicverse, (b.) they're both mechs, and (c.) that might not look to good since Bee's leader of Cybertron in comicverse now...

6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Shrug. Anyone who moves that fast (a.) it makes sense he'd move from person to person just as fast, and (b.) it's not like I could catch up to him to confront him anyway.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Ratchet, unless I'm bleeding, quit it!

Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"Riella, you don't need a boyfriend! Prowl's already your sparkmate!"

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

No. Who knows how old that thing is? Besides, if he handed it to me, it's probably be smashed, which brings up another point...were his hands clean?

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

That depends on whether or not his other two personalities get hired, too...

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

Drift's a guy...and I have no idea what kind of music he'd listen to...rpobably Japanese stuff, so why not?

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

She'd grimace and unsheathe her wrist-blades; Ravage would be a danger to everyone as an emo.

3 told 6 she started her period.

Um, Silverbolt...is there something you aren't telling us?

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Lori slaps Ironhide with a fish for going out with Ratchet...I can totally see her doing that...

5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Make Bumblebee appologize to Ravage. "(that) is simply unacceptable behavior in my book!"

6 got high.

Oh, Primus, do you hate me?!?! Blurr? High?!?! WHY ME?!?!

7 comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

Somebody better go warn Sides and Sunny; they're not gonna last much longer.

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Riella...um, let's see...Prowl's not in them?

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills soda all over him?

Ironhide would steal Drift's swords and blast them to bits.

10 starts working at a bar.

Which personality?

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

Drift...when did you even see Ravage? Let alone...never mind.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with her?

I'd go swimming with the bird-dog, but he might not go swimming with me *remembers shower incident*

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Lori and Ratchet? Lori would win, definitely.

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

Bugs! bees, wasps, ladybugs...

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

Uh...killing Decepticons? Though, given the new MTMTE version of Drift...maybe positive energy?

7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?

Laughs and starts blasting them both.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Googles prank ideas

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: What about Lori? And Chromia?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

DRIFT!!! BLITZWING!!!! THAT IS SO WRONG!!! Jeez, Drift, first you're pregnant by Ravage, and now this...

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Poor Bee...Lori's probably yelling at him for something...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Maybe if one was a femme...they do seem to be quite a bit alike in All Hail Megatron...

Would 2 trust 5?

Never. Ever. He'd rather claw him.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
"Puny human! I will crush you!"

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Decepticon tacitcs, so they can beat the Cons even better.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Burned fish, because I think Bolt would like fish, and Blurr would distract him with running around until the fish accidentally got burned.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Smashing Decepticons. With wrenches.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Maybe if Bee had hair...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Maybe if Ironhide could draw well...though I'd be curious as to how Hide would know what Blurr's perfect girlfriend would be...

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Don't want to know, honestly.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

If Drift kicked Blitzwing on accident, maybe it was because Blitzwing dodged his sword.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Ironhide would pull a Prowl and glitch

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Poor Bee...Blurr would totally show him up.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Blurr: Whywasn'tIinvited?Everyoneelsewasinvited!Howcomeyoudidn'tinviteme

Me: Oops...

7 won the lottery?

Ratchet: So what? Wait...when did I buy a lottery ticket?

8 had quite a big secret?
I don't know...telepathy?

9 became a singer?

I'd be freaked out.

10 got a daughter?

Me: please don't tell me she's Drift's...

What would 1 think of 2?

Drift would probably think of Ravage as a cold, sparkless killer who should be offlined.

How would 3 greet 4?

He wouldn't. They're from different generations. but...proabbly something cheesy.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Nothing.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Proabably Blurr racing around him in circles, teasing him about being short AND slow.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're both Autobots

What would make 7 angry at 8?

If she skipped a checkup

Where would 8 meet 9?

In the midst of setting up a prank to get back at the twins.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That Ironhide was once a Decepticon in movieverse

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Gee, I don't know...maybe the big, powerful, ancient Cybertronian longsword?

Is 3 Gay?
Nope. He's in love with Black Arachnia.

How are you feeling right now?


Favorite Quotes (as you will see very shortly, there are a lot of Rattrap ones):

"Ultra Magnus is an OCD control freak who uses learning to hurt people!" - Tailgate, MTMTE

"I'm the one wbo burst in and overpowered you. I'm the one holding the obscenely large gun. and I'm the one who - apparently - is having an 'acute psychotic episode'." - Fortress Maximus, MTMTE

"I'm gonna be a ninja and stalk them." - Mirage, Why Not Wasp? by BE YOURSELF PRIME

"It will be a lovely tale, I'm sure. Some parts of it may even be true." - Aly, Trickster's Choice

"I'm stupid, I'm stupid!" - G1 Starscream (Episode: Triple Takeover)

"Hello, what am I, invisible? I make six." - Sari Sumdac

"You mean besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Fang, Maximum Ride

"The best deals are made when both sides are happy. If that fails, second best happens when one side is happy and the other is dead." - Boba Fett, Bloodlines

"It's not your eyes that need help, it's Ahsoka's hearing!" - Anakin

"Anakin, you really should be nicer to the Count. He's not as young as he used to be." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

"What happened to the shield?" - unfortunate B1

"Get back up here, Sergant!" - other unfortunate B1

"Outnumbered? Wait. one, two..." yet another unfortunate B1

"You know, Skyguy, he's reminding me of YOU more and more!" - Ahsoka

"To me, you've always had a name." - 99

"Quit sulking, Oreg!" - Ward, Dragon Bones

"'Why'd you try to shoot me?' 'Because you're my grandfather!'" - Boba Fett & granddaughter, Bloodlines

"Well, isn't that just Prime?" - Optimus Primal

"hey, whoa, there, Webs! No touchin' on the first date, remember?" - Rattrap

"We're all gonna die!" - Rattrap

"Is is just me, or did he just kinda say...we're all gonna die?" - Rattrap

"I'm not a kid anymore!!!" - Cheetor

"This is such a waste of my talents!" - Dinobot

"I'm not talking to myself! I merely...have a desire for...INTELLIGENT conversation...yeessss..." - Megatron (BW)

"Last time I felt like this, a rabid bear came down the mountains and attacked my village." - Daine, Wild Magic

"Would I steal your chocolate?" - Bri, Keepers of the Flame

"You brought spuds!" - Alexa, Keepers of the Flame

"Jacen Solo did WHAT?!?!?!?!?" - random Jedi, Legacy of the Force

"It is my job to live with honor, to defend the Republic, to protect her people, to look after my ship and my weapons and my Padawan. My death...is someone else's responsibility." - Jedi Master

"Well, the good news is, we don't have to kowtow to that stinkin Decepticon anymore. The bad news is...HE SWITCHED SIDES!!!" - Rattrap

"Don't bother gettin' up; I'll just shoot ya while yer down!" - Quickstrike

"Not fair! Waspinator minding own business when, BAM! gets whole stasis pod right up the kazootie!" - Waspinator

"Inferno get blown up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator get blown up, nobody salvage. Why universe hate Waspinator?" - Waspinator

"oh, yay, i'm surrounded by morons." - Alexis (Armada)

"Morale? You're kidding! We've never had morale around here!" - Cyclonus, Armada

"Let's see. Rhinox is out chasing comets with his mind, Cheetor's bringing a squad of Preds home to play...oh, and, uh, if they hit this place, Big Green there goes permanently offline." - Rattrap

"This fool has been terribly misinformed." - Ratchet

"Welcome to the world of not having much choice in the matter." - Violet, Embrace

"If you're reading this, one million tiny poodles will infiltrate your room and eat your toes as you sleep. Sucks for you." - not actually a quote from a movie, show, or book, but this was at the top of a page of math notes written by one of my friends.

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Transformers: Technorganic by T'Reilani reviews
After years of searching, they've located the AllSpark. On, of all places, a tiny backwater planet called Earth. For the Autobot head tactician and scout commander, this proves to be more of a hassle than a blessing. Prowl/OC, drastic changes to the movie timeline and plot, and a slight Star Trek crossover in later chapters. Extensive rewrite of an older story of mine.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 23h - Published: 4/13 - [Prowl, OC] Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Lost by Shan-Kun reviews
Sometimes a woman loses her way through life. That's exactly what happens to the protagonist ladies of MTOS and the sequel. Rated for violence, cursing, and others. Rating subject to change if this is continued. Fem! izaya and Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 2/23 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., OC
Animals by CBarbie92 reviews
Human beings were really just animals; living on instinct and sometimes living on fear. That's just the way it is. Shizuo/OC A little Izaya/OC just for fun.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,014 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
More than one shadow by Shan-Kun reviews
There's only room for one Information Broker in these two neighboring cities. Only room for one wearing a fur-trimmed jacket and loving humans all together. So who is impersonating said informant and why? IzayaxOC ShizuoxOC OCxOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., OC
And they lived happily ever after by ShizuoxIzaya-sama reviews
Life isn't a fairytale. Though for the citizens of Tokyo it has become a pure nightmare out of the blue. With creatures hankering for fresh human blood, people driven by panic and survival instincts, relentless countdown and their own fears and concerns haunting their minds, how will Izaya, Shizuo and their friends deal with the new reality? Zombie apocalypse. Full summary inside.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,501 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] [Shinra K., Celty S.]
To Protect And Heal by T'Reilani reviews
Echo, Ratchet's daughter, has been training to become a medic since before the Autobots arrived on Earth. But in all those years, she's never faced anything like the return of Megatron and the war that follows. OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 65,704 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Ratchet, OC
Intersection by MisukiTheOtaku reviews
A series of DRRR short stories, which contains OCs from other DRRR stories, and my own OCs. The worlds that are included will be written down. Enjoy Rated T for violence, blood, and foul language
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25 - Mikado R., Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Broken by T'Reilani reviews
Riella's departure from the team has shaken everyone to the core – including her. Eventual Prowl/Riella. Sequel to "Fragile".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,607 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 6/27/2012 - [Prowl, OC] Blackarachnia
demented desires by Shan-Kun reviews
Erm...sorry? Really dark. Character deaths.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Kurama M., OC, Izaya O., OC - Complete
100 days of chocolat by Shan-Kun reviews
It's new years eve. all is well...until Tiarie catches her cheating boyfriend in the act. but even then, she's still so sweet and pure. rated for suggestions. MAY add more.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7 - Kurama M., OC
Challenges Rising by Shan-Kun reviews
Sequel to A Challenge is a Challenge. It's time for a new challenge. a much more diffcult challenge. an unforgettable Challenge. They're in college, on a whole new level. unfortunately, so are their past enemies and new ones. mentions and possible show of characters in other series. Established relationships. rated for later scenes and swears.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1 - Kurama M., OC, Izaya O.
Valentine's day is a special challenge by Shan-Kun reviews
Little Skaya get's a cutesy sweet surprise on valetine's day. Rated for suggestions.
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Sebastian M., Izaya O., OC - Complete
A challenge is a challenge by Shan-Kun reviews
It's Skaya's first day at school and already something that may lead another way has started. Sucky summary. R&R please! Rated for our favorite blonde's mouth! XD several one shots follow this. There will be at least one death. Also rated for suggestiveness. AU I know there are slight spelling mishaps, but don't flame me for them.
Crossover - Durarara!!/デュラララ!! & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 35,749 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Hiei, Kurama M., Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Feels Like Christmas! by Rose's.wings reviews
Aria finally introduces the wonderful season of Christmas to the Autobot younglings! What follows may just be the biggest explosion of holiday cheer the universe has ever seen! Either that or the poor kids will be traumatized for the rest of their lives...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,148 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bumblebee, Arcee
Dramamine by sachi-sama reviews
"Yeah, I do," Shizuo huffs, straightening up his shirt. "I'm the only one who does. You and Shinra think he's all talk but one day—one day he's gonna snap. He just hasn't had the right incentive yet." If only Kadota had known how right Shizuo was.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Kyohei K./Dotachin - Complete
What Comes Around by ladyofdarkstar reviews
After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 213,488 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ratchet
Diabolus Ex Machina by T'Reilani reviews
When Special Ops missions go wrong, sometimes pulling out all the stops is your only option. Prowl/Riella. No longer on hiatus!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - [Prowl, OC] Mirage
Code Name Angel by T'Reilani reviews
Navigating the "normal" world is hard on young mutants, whether their mutations are obvious or not. And when some of the more powerful mutants happen to be out to destroy the world, things get a lot more complicated. Angel/OC eventually.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Angel, OC
Heaven is a Gourmet Dinner by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Storm Shadow, still several months new to GI Joe, gets his first taste of Roadblock's gourmet skills.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Roadblock, Storm Shadow - Complete
Order Up by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Even elite military units need to eat. And as for the poor bewildered private who gets transferred in to help in the Pit kitchen-well, she may need something else. Like a vacation. Inspired by "In the Line of Duty." T for language. COMPLETE.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,289 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Supernatural: Today Your Barista Is by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The sign at Dean's favourite little coffee shop has a few odd sentences on it today. See warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,527 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Being Human by sheneverupdates reviews
Shingen's experiments tend to cause a bit of an uproar from time to time. Never like this though. Then again, the very idea of two Izayas is enough to throw Ikebukuro into chaos. Hachimenroppi!Izaya. Shizaya (Side Pairing: Shizuo x Roppi / Roppi x Izaya). Contains Yaoi scenes as of Chapter 17.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,025 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] [Hachimenroppi/Roppi, Tsukishima]
Silence by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Marvel/GI Joe crossover. Sometimes being a mutant means having to hide it.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 329,851 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Beach Head, Lifeline
Catnip by RukawaGF reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,513 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Peripheral Vision by T'Reilani reviews
An invisible ally has been helping the Autobots...and it's not Mirage. What secrets has the former noble been hiding? Original character warning. Sort-of on hiatus; updated whenever the plot bunnies strike.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,713 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Mirage, Sideswipe, OC
Real to Me by ZFiction reviews
Mermaid!AU, Major character death. Makoharu. Makoto has always believed in Haru, and nothing the counselors say will convince him not to. First story to try and kill writer's block, please forgive me. Taking requests.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Makoto T., Haruka N.] - Complete
Truth or dare fun by Shan-Kun reviews
"Truth or dare, Izaya?" 'Did she really just start a truth or dare game? crapcrapcrap.' lame title and summary XD Rating subject to change. death(s). Smut fics to follow or tie in. Or I may write them in. currently on hold
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Kurama M., Izaya O., Shizuo H.
eBay by Optronix Prime reviews
What began as an innocent prank has turned into the ultimate war of wills. Who will come out on top? Miko or Ratchet? Or will Optimus intervene and beat them at their own game? Chap 8: Smokescreen gets drawn into Miko's fun of selling people on eBay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,164 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Smokescreen, Miko N.
My Past, Present, and Future by saphira54325 reviews
She was part of his life. She was the reason he was the person he is today. So when she needs a favor, she doesn't give him much of a choice. He was a god. He didn't feel emotions. He was too high up for that. But when she comes back into his life, everything goes to hell.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K.
Pocket Parodies by Molten-Ashes reviews
A collection of One-Shots that blend Transformers with another show. (Chapter 4: Darker Than Black)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Insanely Mine by sachi-sama reviews
Shizuo doesn't need to question his reason to be happy. He's got everything he needs with Izaya at his side. But lately, the raven has been changing. Thus begins the series of events that lead to disaster. Prequel to Insanely Yours!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,941 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Love In Black And White Challenges by Thalanee reviews
Stories inspired by the annual challenges of the lj-commmunity "Love Is Black And White", a JazzxProwl community. Read and enjoy! New: Jazz is going to show Prowl the various meanings of a kiss.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,302 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
2014 - Year of the horse by ShizuoxIzaya-sama reviews
January sure is full of opportunities to party. Izaya decides to kill two birds with one stone and celebrate Shizu-chan's birthday and New Year according to the Chinese horoscope at the same time. Just what does he plan to do? Shizu-chan's going to be pleasantly surprised. Shizaya. Established relationship. Fluff, smut. Oneshot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Transformers for real? by Supergirlprime reviews
Just a normal day, until a teen and his car show up, somehow I got sent to the transformers universe! Sweet! set between T2 and T3
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 123,604 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Jazz, Optimus Prime
Partition by Shan-Kun reviews
Prom night! smut! more to come.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Kurama M., OC, Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Hate at first sight, love at second life by ShizuoxIzaya-sama reviews
Shizuo rushes to Izaya's apartment to seek revenge, but what he finds there will completely change everything. The world as he used to know doesn't exist anymore, all thanks to one piece of paper. "My dearest Shizu-chan. If you read this letter, it means I'm dead..." /Begins as tragedy, continues as high-school Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.]
For the win by ShizuoxIzaya-sama reviews
"Are you prepared to lose again, Shizu-chan?" "No way in hell, flea. I'm going to beat you for sure this time." When the teacher decided to split Shizuo and Izaya into two separate teams in gym class, everybody knew that it was the end of the world. Highschool Shizaya. Prize fic for Shizuo-sama.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
You drive me crazy by ShizuoxIzaya-sama reviews
The story begins day after the last episode of anime. After really devastating fight with Izaya, Shizuo is forced to undergo therapy at psychiatry clinic. He was prepared for anything, but that he will meet his arch-enemy there, it was really unexpected turn of events. How will it end up between super-strong blonde and sly informant?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.]
Of Bombs and Box-steps by sachi-sama reviews
"On the list of things he's vowed to never do in his lifetime, trusting Izaya Orihara with anything is up top. Right above giving up beer. But the informant does have a point. Why would he risk getting blown up, too? Throwing caution to the wind, he reaches out and takes the red one in his hand. Breathing deeply, he tosses Izaya one more cautionary glance, and then he pulls it."
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
My happy ending by Shan-Kun reviews
Sucky title I know. crappy ending too. Rated to be safe. Contains Spoilers to Aciac series. Second version will be up soon under different title
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Kurama M., OC - Complete
Dancing on your ashes by TheDeadlyDuo reviews
Ciel and Sebastian are forced to accept that they now live in the modern era and things are definitely not as they thought them to be. Momoki and her sister Miki are thrown into the earth realm for an unknown reason and all four face an unknown future together.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Chocolate Fur Jacket by Shan-Kun reviews
Heheheh. Skaya goes to check on Izaya. Bad idea. Rated to be safe.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Kurama M., OC, Izaya O., OC - Complete
Why Not Wasp by SecretKeeper250 reviews
Wasp her brother Bumblebee and their friends are on earth with team Prime.All the adventures they go on usualy involve stupid choices, and very big mistakes, read about what they do when stuff goes wrong.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,775 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Wasp, Bumblebee
You Think It's Coincidence by T'Reilani reviews
But your computer problems have a much more sinister origin. Short one-shot inspired by my technology issues.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Soundwave - Complete
Mine by emmacrade24 reviews
Izaya always claims that he can never love any individual human, but when does Izaya ever let anyone in on his real thoughts? She wasn't anything special, he knew that and yet he was completely infatuated with her. Izaya/OC rated T just in case
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,430 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Izaya O.
Red & Yellow - blonde & raven by ShizuoxIzaya-sama reviews
Izaya was always a bit of pokemon freak, but who could guess Shizuo's going to ask him for a pokemon battle. Will there be a winner in it? And is it even real? Read and you'll see. Izaya, Shizuo, rivalry friendship, high-school era. Oneshot.
Crossover - Pokémon & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Cold by Shan-Kun reviews
This is a new series! I decided to make it one story instead of uploading them in different ones or whatever..so in other words, more to come! mostly rated to be safe...read at your own risk. R&R
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Kurama M., Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Praxian Mating Rituals by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
That Stupid Dream by cheesecakelover110 reviews
Maybe, Namie thinks, knowing more about Shizuo will help her understand her crazy boss. Maybe, Izaya proves, not.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Namie Y. - Complete
Airport Security by SaltiQuill reviews
Airport Security, Star Wars style.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
The Clone Wars: Captain and Commander by Jade-Max reviews
A series of 'Episode Tags' from all of the various seasons featuring, primarily, Ahsoka and Rex. Written as they struck me; 'missing moments' and things I felt should have been seen 'on camera' as it were. Supposed to fit into canon universe.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,556 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex
tickling for pleasures by Shan-Kun reviews
Heheheh enjoy R&R! Rated to be safe...sorta.
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Kurama M., Izaya O. - Complete
Nicer ways part one by Shan-Kun reviews
Little Sk-Chan just came home to a lovely surprise Part three will be up soon! it's under a different title though R&R please! Rated to be save.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Izaya O. - Complete
unexpected night by Shan-Kun reviews
Smut-ish version of unexpected visitor enjoy and let me know how I should write my smut scenes rated to be safe. Sorry it's so short Dx
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
unexpected visitor by Shan-Kun reviews
Random little ficlet that i came up with. XD fluff mostly. Short. R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
Randomocity Rules! by Jinxed just in Time reviews
Mira has worked with the Autobots for years, but none of them were prepared for this. One hyper active sister on coffee with a personal agenda. All is not as it seems. SunnyxSidesxOCx?, so don't forget it! Cover art by: FunkyFish1991 on Deviantart. UNDERCONSTRUCTION
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,630 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sideswipe, Jetfire
Times When Anakin Skywalker was Just Grumpy and the Time He Was Evil by katierosefun reviews
Ahsoka Tano never did quite catch onto whether her master really was lingering towards the Dark Side and becoming untrustworthy or if Anakin Skywalker was simply having another bad day...these are the five times when she faced a rather grumpy Anakin Skywalker and of course, the one time he actually joined the Sith.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
Mating Moon by babygaaralover reviews
Wearwolves... OH MY! Kink meme fill I did.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Kyohei K./Dotachin - Complete
Expecting the Unexpected by SkylarJolane reviews
Takes place two days after the events of Orion Pax Part 3. Optimus awakes in the middle of the night and asks Ratchet for help, and makes an unexpected discovery.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,816 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Things I Will Not Do In the Star Wars Galaxy by NorthAmericanJaguar reviews
The top 57 things NOT to do in the world of Star Wars. Hilarity ensues. Inspired after "1000 Things I Will Not Do at Hogwarts."
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Complete
Living Circle's Library by KrisEleven reviews
A collection of unrelated Circle of Magic one-shots. Take a browse through Winding Circle's famed library for tales of the people living in its world. Chapter 11, As the Eagle Fetching a Lyre: Tris meets Niko on the wall for some lessons on the stars. Tris doesn't want to be there for lessons. Tris doesn't want to be near anyone at all. Not on this day.
Circle of Magic - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012
Falls the Shadow by KrisEleven reviews
What would have happened to the four, if Niko hadn't found them? What would they have become then? A collection of one-shots where the circle had to survive without Winding Circle. Companion pieces to 'Always Us'. Chapter 8, winter is coming: Sandry's war for the throne would soon begin, and Briar, Daja, and Tris take the last steps of their journeys to her side in the darkness.
Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012
Masquerade by belladonnablush reviews
When Peeta convinces a less-than-enthused Katniss to dress in costume for a Halloween party, she quickly learns just how fun dressing up can be. Modern Day Everlark AU lemony one shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Waking Up In Praxus by Thalanee reviews
If you go on a trip to Praxus, Cybertron's playground, you should be prepared for everything. Prowl of all bots knew that and yet he never would have thought that something like this would ever happen to him… Jazz x Prowl implied.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Prowl, Jazz
How To Win A Girl's Heart: Frau ABC Style by EaglefootMoonflightVipertail reviews
Frau's failed attempts at getting Teito and Ouka together. Filled with Eye Fish, Ayanami's interferences, Mikhail's revenge, Black Hawk Specials, and Frau's perverted plans. Teito x Ouka, Hakuren x Gyokuran, Castor x Razette, and others. Theme U: Umbrella- "Well Teito had asked me to watch Mikage but..." A huge splash sounded from in the front of the group. "Mikage!"
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,002 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - [Teito K., Ouka R.]
Yours All Along by tamyyiia reviews
"I won't ever forget the gift you're giving my brother."Izaya gave a short laugh. "it's not really a new gift. It's been his for years." Warnings: Character death, Yaoi, Shizaya, angst, hospitals and sad things.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Live For You by tamyyiia reviews
Sequel to ' Yours all along'
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The World of Facebook by Detective Rysposito reviews
The Transformers Prime gang enters the world of Facebook! Join the Autobots and Decepticons as they update their statuses, post photos and annoy the frag out of each other using the ways Facebook has to offer. Rated T for Cybertronian and English curses.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012
The World Keeps Spinning by Detective Rysposito reviews
Sequel to If You're Reading This. The children aren't taking Ratchet's death easily. Jack cuts school. Miko is no longer herself and Raf fails school and hasn't said a word since he died. We all have our ways of coping. June and Fowler want to help, but the kids could be broken beyond repair
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Raf E., Miko N., Jack D., June D.
Oh, That Way Madness Lies by Iris Of The Open Skies reviews
Izaya Orihara was the ultimate know-it-all. But, what happens when there's a new threat? A Hacker, named The Stalker. If there was one thing that Izaya hated, then it was not knowing something. And this Hacker knew more than he did, which irked the info broker. But whatever clue he finds, all leads to one oblivious girl, who Izaya knew had no part in anything. Or did she? IzayaxOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,077 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Izaya O. - Complete
Broken Promises by Shadow Fox 2013 reviews
Sequel to Better Than Revenge! When Yoko died 18 years ago, B went back to her old job as Queen of Thieves, taking over Yoko's castle. When she steals an important artifact from Koenma, the Spirit Detectives are thrown together once more, but will Kurama be able to handle this mission? And what exactly did she steal that was so important? KuramaxOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 32,254 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - [Kurama M., Youko, OC] Kuronue - Complete
Love in All Forms by Malakia reviews
Cyberdoll is a computer geek working at G.I. Joe headquarters, and happens to be in love with Snake Eyes. Sadly, she doesn't believe they can have a relationship because of their differences. But things have a tendency to change. SExOC
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Not Okay by CBarbie92 reviews
Her green eyes met his brown ones and concern could be seen under his irritation. She flashed a smirk but it didn't stop the water welling in her orbs, "I'm fine." Izaya/OC/Shizuo
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Izaya? Never heard of him by Legi reviews
Heiwajima Shizuo turned to the Izaya. He stared at him for a while and finally opened his mouth. "I'm sorry but do I know you?" One Shot: What if Shizuo was forgotten? Warning: not a Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Izaya O. - Complete
Alternatives by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Destiny works in mysterious ways. She moves characters like pawns in her own personal game with Death but whether she has won or lost is up to your perception. There are many ways to tell a story. This is one of them. AU-humanized.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,659 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012
How Episode 15 Should Have Been Like by darkness-has-eyes reviews
You know that scene where Sion catches Ryner in his bed asleep in episode 15 of the anime. Well how about we put a spin of romance and yaoi into that? Sound good? *winks* Ryner X Sion
Legend of the Legendary Heroes/伝説の勇者の伝説 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Ryner L., Sion A. - Complete
Babysitting by Kalsypher reviews
[rewrite ch. 1-17] My name is Sango Yukimura and I'm Keiko's sister and Yusuke's best friend. I've seen it all and experienced a bit more than Keiko and now that Yusuke isn't Spirit Detective anymore I get to experience a "normal" life again...or so I thought. Basically it all started with a phone call from my foxy friend asking me to the prom... Hiei x OC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,014 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Hiei - Complete
Hypersonic by CatGirlFireflare reviews
*G1* A femme seeker crashes to earth in search of her beloved sparkmate. Things don't turn out well for the poor thing. She gets captured by Autobots, her sparkmate is killed, she discovers who the killer is...A lot to handle. T cause I'm paranoid
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,520 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012
It's Only Ice-Cream by MosherGurl reviews
She knew it belonged to Hiei, but she took it anyway. Rated T for language.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hiei - Complete
Regret by MosherGurl reviews
Feeling regret is nonsense, what's done can't be undone. So just make your mistakes right.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hiei - Complete
Cigarettes by MosherGurl reviews
It's how she always smelt
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Kurama M. - Complete
101 by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Lennox thought he was running a military base, not a babysitting service. 101 things the Autobots don't understand about Earth. Chapter Eight- The Super Soldier, Wushi pinky hold, and Night Terrors
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - W. Lennox, Ratchet
Overemotional by Blitz-Krazi-1 reviews
G1 A severe injury in battle leaves Sunstreaker's processor scrambling for a sense of normalcy . Sideswipe steps up to help his brother through the emotional challenges normally taken care of internally, but how will the Ark react to these new insights to their residents twins? Rated for violence, Cybertronian swearing, and eventual character death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Insanely Yours by sachi-sama reviews
It's hard to start over when you have no clue who you once were. Even with a group of friends, a loving family, and a questionable relationship with his favorite brute, Izaya can't help but wonder who he used to be, and what everyone is keeping from him. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,586 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Expatriate by Sage SK reviews
Roy travels to Aerugo to bring home an old friend.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Roy M. - Complete
The familiar memory by Mademoiselle Snowflake reviews
Ayanami remembers a tiny memory from his childhood with his older brother after burning the food he had been making.
07-Ghost - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Ayanami - Complete
Chancing on Apathy by infinite vertigo reviews
And for Heiwajima Shizuo, graduating high school has come down to two things: fail his senior year or kiss Orihara Izaya. The choice may just kill him. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Jaded Eyes by OPRIME AK-49 reviews
Im being hunted down by Cobra. But little do they know im the one doing the hunting... My name is Jade and I will get my revenge, and distroy everything Cobra... A G.I. Joe Renegade story. Rating may change later on. Enjoy!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,705 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Scarlett, Snake Eyes
Under the silver moon by Lady of Eryn Galen reviews
Kurogane spoke the vows of loyalty to his princess and Fai heard. Now that they have returned to Nihon, Tomoyo tries to make everything right again. KuroFai with a side of helpful!Tomoyo
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Fai, Kurogane, Tomoyo - Complete
Misunderstood Japanese Blonde Brigade by Professur
The horrors that ensue form being a jappy blondie. This is only in 07-ghost because i think Frau has the most lines, but it is a completely pointless crossover, so yeah: read at your own risk.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Kanon by Mademoiselle Snowflake reviews
It was just a normal bright day in the Barsburg church. No one would ever have expected the tragedy that was going to strike at the church. Everything changed completely at that day. (OCxLabrador with lots of blood)
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Labrador - Complete
Spiky Surprise by Hiei's Ice Maiden reviews
Botan has found a new goal in life. Touching Hiei's hair; how that black, spiky mess feels. She ends up getting a little more than she bargained for. HieixBotan One-Shot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Hiei, Botan - Complete
Randomness, But Happiness by maroonflame99 reviews
Random fun...:
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,626 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Ahsoka T.
Lowly Rat by ZFiction reviews
Nezumi's thoughts one night while he's off. Post-series. Drabble! "I am not meant to love."
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Nezumi/Rat - Complete
Hello, You Just Died by Jinxed just in Time reviews
A young girl is found by the Autobots, and is wanted by the Decepticons! And a thought to be dead race makes an appearance, wanting guess who! Read and Review, please! Wow, I used a lot of exclamation points... Finished at Chapter 28; Sequel pending. Rewrite also Coming.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,518 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Ironhide - Complete
YYH Chat Room by Shadow Fox 2013 reviews
I was bored in class and made this cute little one shot. NOW REVISED! I got a lovely message telling me about my mistake, Thank you! Anyway On with the story!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
Severed Heads by TacticianZephine reviews
Shattered Glass: A Decepticon footsoldier infiltrates the Autobot Base, and picks the wrong room to hide in. Rated T for general creepiness. OC-centric. You have been warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
Take a Chance by iDevalu reviews
Teito really hates Valentine's Day. High School AU. T because of the language. (I really finished it this time, I SWEAR.)
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,837 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
The Next Train by gunsandflames reviews
16 year old Roy awakens early on a cold winter morning to find Riza leaving the house with a suitcase in hand. He must convince her not to run away from home.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Ratchet's Wrenches by Qualeo reviews
Each Wrench has a story, a story that proves why not to get on Ratchet's badside! A collection of memories, each ending in some head bashing with a wrench in different ways!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,354 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Ratchet
Life on the NEST Base: Stories, Regulations, and Incidents by T'Reilani reviews
As compiled by Riella. Features heavy OC involvement, including Prowl/Riella and Jazz/Tai pairings. Also references Ironhide/Chromia and hints at Sideswipe/Arcee. And most of it is pure crack. Updated randomly, but mostly on hiatus.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 32,951 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011
I have not the right to live by ninjastasia reviews
Teito Klein has just suffered the loss of his best friend and brother Mikage, he doesn't think he can keep on living with the guilt weighing on him. Will Frau be able to save Teito in time? This is a different version of what happened in the chapters following the loss of Mikage
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
Lost by ZFiction reviews
Once you have something to protect, you've already lost.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Fighting For Our Dreams by vampoof94 reviews
What happens when you're kidnapped and you lose faith in your dreams? Riza is taken by an assassin and Roy must try to save her. Royai Please leave reviews. They make me so happy. :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Night Terrors and A Leaky Ceiling by Maggie's Revenge reviews
In a way, Winry wasn't surprised that Ed had trouble sleeping. He may have accomplished his goal, and the Promised Day may have safely passed, but he'd never prepared himself for the life that would come afterward.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
One Moment by Sandra Phillips reviews
One moment can pass so quickly - but at the same time, it can mean so much. Supposedly 100 one-shots. #22: "Hatori!" He almost turned at the broken cry behind him, almost ran back at the sound of quiet tears, almost broke down at the way she said his name.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,605 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011
Unexpected Happenings by RoyAiShipper reviews
Roy and Riza have been secretly dating for a long time now. But what happens when the unexpected occurs? RoyAi. Rated M for possible later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Roy M., Riza H.
It's A Game by Thalanee reviews
A collection of JAzzxProwl stories belonging in the same verse as "War Is But A Game" from the September Challenge at the prowlxjazz community. Chapter 3: Want to find out what Jazz will do, if someone touches his Prowl? Pure crack...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
Flight Pattern: Sparkmate by DragonSketcherMountain reviews
Hyperjump has a very important question to ask Skystorm, but what will she say? FLIGHT PATTERN SEQUEL!
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
THE ADVENTURES OF THE THREE MUSKACONS by SecretKeeper250 reviews
Stormclaw was locked in a closet when she saw Starscream kill her father Megatron.Starscream then goes off to kill her two closest friends,Soundwave and Knockout.Later the Autobots save them and Stormclaw finds something out that her father never told her about her "Dead Uncle".Who was never really dead. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,115 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Soundwave, Knock Out - Complete
Battle of the Cops by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
What started out as a suggestion turned out to be an all out war. Who knew being a giant alien robot disguised as a cop could be so much fun? Based off hummergrey's fic When nothing else fits
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Barricade
Struck Mute by Sybil Rowan reviews
Kurogan makes a wish that Fai get struck mute for a week in an effort to teach him a lesson. It back fires and Kurogane learns that kindness, rather than force, is a way to handle Fai.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
A World Gone Crazy by Thalanee reviews
A collection of drabbles, short stories and arcs, belonging with some written in an AU for the prowlxjazz-challenge. Chapter 2: There's a reason Jazz wanted Prowl to learn about creative ways in self- defense
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
The Chatroom for Champions by CrosserX reviews
Logan is away on constant missions, keeping up with the team by chat room! Now they're all hooked: Scott keeps it professional. Storm and Rouge play pranks on Internet-Goers. And Emma keeps changing her screen name. Who knows what will happen? Emma/Logan.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
Who Knew? by EaglefootMoonflightVipertail reviews
"Your not just a pervert...your a little furball that really gets to me.", "I hate when there's lots of women around.I'm fine when there is just one." Who knew we would fall for each other. Teito x Ouka, Mikage x Kururu, and Hakuren x Gyokuran, OC included.
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Hakuren O., Mikage, Ouka R., Teito K. - Complete
Transformers Prime: The Undiscovered by Autobotschic reviews
Jack Darby has never meet anyone as interesting as Saber, the transfer student from Ohio. Oddly enough, the day she appears, and unknown Cybertronian signal appears within Jasper. Could they somehow be linked? Arcee grows suspicious of Saber, considering every time the unknown Cybertronian gets in a fight, the teen appears with the same wounds the next day.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Jack D., Optimus Prime - Complete
Your Six by Takianna reviews
Just some banter between Rex and Ahsoka regarding cloning and what he remembers.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Captain Rex, Ahsoka T. - Complete
I Hate Games by MosherGurl reviews
Good thing his birthday was only once a year.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Hiei - Complete
Identical Doesn't Exist by MoonDragonLove reviews
She became their first friend at age five. What caused them to decide to cut her out of their life seven years later? Now in high school, as different reasons bring her to the host club, will their friendship return or will hostilities increase?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,673 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
A Con Called Caterwaul by CatGirlFireflare reviews
All Decepticons are evil, right? WRONG! Meet Caterwaul and try not to insult her, or you might find that your arm or leg is suddenly missing one day! she's exciting, funny, and sometimes crazy, but I know you'll love her anyway! I hope you enjoy reading!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 38,388 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Arise by TacticianZephine reviews
The story of Prowl's rise to power. Prequel to Iron Fist, Iron Clad, Reign of Steel. Spoilers for the mentioned fic. Don't read this without reading the other one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Prowl
Payphone by bellaXmonster reviews
It's been four years since Bia and Bee parted ways, Four years since they have spoken,and four years since the decepticon threat was supposedly destroyed. But now it seems they were so very wrong in assuming that it was all behind them.A new world awaits and paths must be chosen.Will Bia say goodbye to Bee forever, or will she finally realize her true feelings. Sequel to New Beg.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,213 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Fig Trees and Fertilizer by Sage SK reviews
Shiro's well thought-out sermon leaves his congregation speechless.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Shiro F. - Complete
Deviled Eggs and Ham by Sage SK reviews
Surely one of his brothers could act like a civilized being... couldn't they?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Mephisto P. - Complete
Letters From the Stranger You Know by sachi-sama reviews
As hard as it is to open up, it's even harder to close again. Sometimes, opening up can be as easy as opening a letter. Tsukioppi. Requested story from BlueRoseDream!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Hachimenroppi/Roppi, Tsukishima - Complete
Trouble by Molten-Ashes reviews
Alpha Trion growled lowly, before continuing on his way with a deep frown muttering to himself, "This guard will be more trouble than he is worth!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Alpha Trion, Smokescreen - Complete
Alone with the Pain by ZFiction reviews
First fanfic. This is a short drabble on Nezumi's final thoughts before Shion dies in the final episode. One shot. Alternate ending, character death, NezumixShion.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Blue by Just 2 Dream of You reviews
One-shot: Kuwabara plays a terrible prank on Hiei, but the reaction is not what everyone expected. "Aw, man...You don't think I actually...hurt his feelings, do you?"
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2012 - K. Kuwabara, Hiei - Complete
Perfect Isn't Easy by TacticianZephine reviews
Knock Out is a good-looking mech. But no one's perfect without a little work.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Knock Out - Complete
Icebreaker by infinite vertigo reviews
When Izaya checks himself into the mental hospital, Shizuo finds himself unable to not visit-not because he cared, of course, but because he was curious-bringing with him taunts, annoyance, and a bag of ice. Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Dust Devils by Mikkeneko reviews
Written for the 2012 KuroFai 'Harlequin' challenge. Fai is working in a rundown bar in a tiny town in Kansas when the infamous outlaw Kurogane sweeps into town - and Fai's life will never be the same.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Schism by sachi-sama reviews
Psyche's life is a very happy one. He's content with his lukewarm existence, as long as he can spend it with Tsugaru. At least...that's what he used to think.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,736 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Psyche, Tsugaru - Complete
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 351,736 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
IronHide, the Toothfairy by Airachnid-Femme reviews
IronHide has to comfort the little girl when she misses the Toothfairy. One-shot, crack fic. :D
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Kiss of Language by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, you just let your little brother molest one of the most dangerous mechs on base..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Jazz, Bluestreak - Complete
You're Friends With Gaint WHAT? by StoleTheSpider reviews
You think you've had a weird day? I'm pretty sure that I just witnessed a giant alien robot death match, this guy I used to talk to in High School suddenly reappears, and is that Topkick talking? Somebody get me a straitjacket... -Rated T to be safe! (ON HIATUS!)
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012
True Loss Has No Words by Airachnid-Femme reviews
Will Lennox finds out about IronHide's death and has to tell Sarah and Annabelle. Post Dark of the Moon. Slight spoilers.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - W. Lennox, Annabelle L. - Complete
The Cat Incident by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Just mech up Jazz, it's an organic. It can't hurt you that badly for Primus' sake!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
KnockOut's plan by Airachnid-Femme reviews
One-shot, song/crack fic. KnockOut and BreakDown have some high grade. Learn KnockOut's plan to rule the universe. Parody of the song, Dynamite by Taio Cruz. I don't own the song or characters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Strange Fate by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
When she saved Mirage's life by giving up her own Nexia changed the future. Six months after her death the war rages on and Shockwave is planning something that could have potentially deadly results. It will be up to Mirage and Jazz to save not only their lost sister but their world and friends from total destruction. Sequel to Unusual Orphans
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dino/Mirage, Jazz
Decepticons Getting High by Airachnid-Femme reviews
Epilogue, Energon High Guys. Decepticons discover coffengon. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Megatron - Complete
Yukina's Birthday Suprise by hellfire95X reviews
Hiei gives something special to Yukina, something she's never had. In return she also gives him a great gift. Fixed*
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hiei, Yukina - Complete
Night of the Pranksters by T'Reilani reviews
Bumblebee suggests a movie night – with horror movies. Unfortunately for him, they're a little scarier than he imagined…in fact, Ratchet and Riella are the only ones unaffected. And they've decided to ensure that none of the others ever suggest this again. Will the Autobot team survive the repercussions?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Prowl, Ratchet, OC - Complete
Who You'd Be Today by T'Reilani reviews
Riella's mother has a side to the story, too. Vulcan or not, she misses her daughter. Introspective, companion to What Doesn't Kill You from T'Pren's point of view.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Loss by Molten-Ashes reviews
There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go. Author Unknown
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011
Forbidden by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Some loves are accepted. Some are seen with surprise. And some, as Nightshade and her trine are about to find out, are forbidden. Two trines connected with an invisible bond, two sisters on opposite parts of the war, only one chance for the love of a life
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Starscream
The AutoGirls by Airachnid-Femme reviews
Eve, Hannah, and Grace Lennox. These triplets were born to William and Sarah Lennox on April 26, 1993. Pretend Annabelle was never born They share nothing except for knowing the Autobots, being sisters, and have glowing blue eyes. They are all graduated from college and work on base. They are involved in the war and help fight the Decepticons through the armor that Ratchet made.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Ratchet, Jazz
The Many Deaths Of Krystal Part 2 by Optronix Prime reviews
It's catch up time! For all of you who've met Krystal, know she's crazy. But some of the things she's done to get herself killed is even crazier. Here in the updated list of Krystal's deaths.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Complete
Prowl Is Not Alright by T'Reilani reviews
Someone has been messing with Prowl's database...can Riella and Ironhide stop them? Warning: crack fic.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Ironhide, Skids
Cycling Chaos by Gimme-Chan reviews
New Chapter is up! On Cybertron, different builds have different mating cycles. After being in status so long and given the differnce of Earth to Cybertron, all the cycles are thrown off and are overlapping. PxJ!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Things I HG Character am Not Allowed To Do by TotalZayaGirl14 reviews
Formerly known as 'Things I Plutarch Heavensbee am Not Allowed To Do' Dr. Aurelius's life was always pretty busy with being a Psychiatrist and all, but it's about to get a heck of a lot busier! Join Katniss, Peeta, Finnick, and the rest of the gang to find out what exactly they are NOT allowed to do.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Dr. Aurelius
The Pain You Feel Alone by Airachnid-Femme reviews
Megatron loses his sparkmate, SilverMoon, to the Autobots. It destroys him. Before the first Transformers. Set on Cybertron.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Megatron - Complete
Flight Pattern by T'Reilani reviews
Autobot and Decepticon fliers have always been enemies. But could two younglings change that? OCs.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,195 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
Energon High Guys by Airachnid-Femme reviews
WheelJack invents coffengon! It is very similar to human coffee and has the same results. He decides to put it in the daily rations. Big mistake. One-Shot Happy Fourth of July!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Que/Wheeljack, Optimus Prime - Complete
Fix You by sachi-sama reviews
It's hard enough falling in love with someone when you hate everyone. Try doing it in a mental institution!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,351 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Tsukishima, Hachimenroppi/Roppi - Complete
Transformers Animated: Alley Of Darkness by Sawyer Kanaii reviews
A group of girls find out they are the new keepers of the Allspark after the Autobots return from Cybertron. New enemies are found and even more allies. The Autobots and girls will expiernce hardships and find out who they really are.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,530 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
Fragile by T'Reilani reviews
Teamwork isn't easy under the best of circumstances. Secrets make it harder. And when one member isn't even inclined to try, she's not the only one who might pay the price. TFA season 2 replacement, includes OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,792 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Prowl, OC] - Complete
Frame the Halves by Sunset Tower reviews
Labrador arrives, and Frau assesses the people who make up their strange, whacked team. Introspection/friendship fic, mainly from Frau's point of view.
07-Ghost - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Frau - Complete
Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart by Azariah X reviews
Continuation to my one-shot "Meet the Twins." What really happened when Logan rode off into the sunset on that faithful day a year ago? A touch of RoLo at the end, but kept the RoLo category for fans to find. Some Charles/Scott bashing, so fans beware.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,349 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Storm, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Inbetween by Rose's.wings reviews
Nothing is seamless. There is always a gap; a tiny, infinitesimal space between even the closest of objects. And between this world and the next, all there is is gray. But Prowl soon finds out that even death has its surprises. The least of which is that you meet the most interesting of people in its mists. TF:A, after finale and contains slight crossover.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,819 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Prowl - Complete
Love Will Find A Way by T'Reilani reviews
Interspecies romance is complicated sometimes. Movieverse Prowl/Riella. One-shot.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete
Not What I Meant by T'Reilani reviews
Telepathy is not a blessing, disguised or otherwise. But it makes for some very interesting interactions. A collection of one-shots set in the "Fragile" universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Prowl, OC
Savage by TacticianZephine reviews
Ten thousand years ago, ten Autobots left on a scout mission. No one has seen them since. What has become of them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012
List of Events Where Wheeljack Lost His Left Hand by Vixen Tail reviews
Ratchet's list of Wheeljack caused mishaps that incurred a loss of the left hand, starting from their youngling days to the time they arrive on Earth. No Wheeljacks were harmed in the making of this fic . . . oh, hell. Who am I kidding? Pure crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,618 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Flagpole Sitter by Sage SK reviews
A sort of "sequel" to "Chlorine and Mothballs". Roy exacts his revenge.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Roy M. - Complete
She Lives In You by T'Reilani reviews
Optimus Prime misses his sparkmate, Elita One. Request fic for Tatyana Witwicky.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2012 - [Optimus Prime, Elita-1] - Complete
Psychosomatic Monsters by sachi-sama reviews
After Shizuo begins acting strangely, Izaya uses his prowess to get answers as to why. Unfortunately, this causes a series of events that ultimately fly out of control. Rated M for a certain brute's mouth and a certain raven's imagination. Bonus chapter, up!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,303 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Fai's Moving Castle by twicebornbacchus reviews
As requested on ClampKink! Howl's Moving Castle retold with the cast of Tsubasa and adapted for AU canon. KuroFai - because who else would make a good Howl? Enjoy! COMPLETE!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,793 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
One Down by Sage SK reviews
Check one off the list.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Confessions Of a Former Bartender by sachi-sama reviews
Because even if suicide isn't enough for forgiveness, it's a hell of a start.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Healer's Love by T'Reilani reviews
"Jackie, you glitch," she murmured affectionately, running her slender fingers across the back of his limp servo. "When are you going to learn that there are some fights you just can't win?" Gift fic for Blitz-Krazi-1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [Wheeljack, OC] - Complete
Anger Management by Molten-Ashes reviews
"If I'm right, something about Tactical Officer's flying off the handle and picking a fight is in data-pad three, page four thousand and twenty two, paragraph four."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Prowl - Complete
The Only one he ever loved by DragonSketcherMountain reviews
It was his fault, all his fault. now, his Sparkmate's gone, and he's alone with their child. And in a world full of decepticons, he may be the one exception... Soundwave oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Soundwave - Complete
Boredom Can Be A Health Hazard by T'Reilani reviews
Tai is bored. The door says Keep Out. She really should have listened. Gift fic for Tatyana Witwicky.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2012 - [Ironhide, Chromia] - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by T'Reilani reviews
Riella has never regretted choosing Cybertron over Vulcan, but memories of her desert home still linger. Introspective one-shot featuring my OC.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2012 - OC - Complete
Pretty Pink Servo by StoleTheSpider reviews
Knock Out was tired of it. It seemed that every time he fixed Starscream up, nanoclicks later he managed to get himself damaged even worse than before. But no more. A little revenge seems to be in order...Where are the spare parts? -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
When A Door Is Closed by T'Reilani reviews
...don't open it. Unfortunately, Agent Galloway has to learn this the hard way. Prowl/Riella pairing; rated T for suggestive content and language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Prowl, OC] Galloway - Complete
Cramped Quarters by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] [Renegades.] Once a month, Scarlett threatens their lives. Duke, Tunnel Rat, and Roadblock can only duck for cover. As usual, Snake Eyes stays out of it.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Scarlett - Complete
What autocats hate the most! by CatGirlFireflare reviews
Sari and Ratchet have some... FUN with trying to get the others to do what they hate most. BETTER than it sounds. Please be nice and no swearing ever! Review please! :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sari S., Ratchet
Driven by Sage SK reviews
"Brother, I've never seen or heard that many people screaming and diving for cover."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Complete
Don't Sleep On The Job by T'Reilani reviews
Will falls asleep while watching the kids. Hilarity ensues. Now has a new chapter with Riella and Tai!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Annabelle L., W. Lennox
The Great Shamrock Incident by Rose's.wings reviews
The Irish say that it is often a person's mouth that breaks his nose. But for Sunny, it's his mouth that ends up ruining his paint job and earning him the nickname 'Samrock Swunny'. Will he ever learn? *Sigh* No, probably not. Be mindful of alien swearing...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sideswipe, Bumblebee - Complete
Keep Awake by Sage SK reviews
Because no one falls asleep during Shiro Fujimoto's sermons.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Shiro F. - Complete
When nothing else fits by hummergrey reviews
Wheeljack experiments, Twin pranks, Barricade, Decepticon drones, Prime problems, Ironhide and Chromia coupling, Annabelle, and Mikeala a nurse to Simmons? Short, funny adventure stories to make you smile. Rated T for suggestive elements, robotic swearing
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 19,189 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Ironhide, Arcee
Warrior by laloga reviews
Two men with the same face have had vastly different lives after Order 66. Change, however, is in the air, as Rex comes to Stonewall with a proposition that will alter everything. One-shot. Features Rex and my OCs.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Captain Rex, Clones - Complete
Her Moments by Optronix Prime reviews
We all have our moments, and Krystal has her's. This will be a collection of one-shots concerning all of Krystal's adventures and speical moments she's had and/or remembers. But not everything in Krystal's life turns out as she planned.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Jazz - Complete
Expecting the Unexpected by T'Reilani reviews
Riella has survived this before, but will the rest of NEST? All chapters now edited as of 7/14/14.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sideswipe, OC - Complete
annoying starscream by Sawyer Kanaii reviews
Gift to Gertrude Fin. Her OC Phoenix pulls a prank on two Decepitcons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Starscream
The Many Deaths Of Krystal by Optronix Prime reviews
If you've read "RoBo World" you'll know who Krystal, if ya haven't you can get to know her. This is a list Ratchet has forced Krystal to write for "future records". Really it's a list of things the twins shouldn't attemp because it's already been done.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
The Couch by Thalanee reviews
Optimus isn't quite sure what he's done, but Prowl is there and he's ordering him and his finger is pointing, so there is only one thing the Autobot leader can do... Just a cracky little oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Prowl, Optimus Prime - Complete
Teed Off by willwrite4fics reviews
Two teams of Joes ordered to learn a game in order to go undercover. Beachhead, Flint, CoverGirl, LadyJaye, SnakeEyes, Stormshadow and Clutch.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Beach Head, Snake Eyes
Operation: ARK by Molten-Ashes reviews
Sometimes, the past just doesn't stay dead...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,684 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Jazz
What's With The Accents by Thalanee reviews
Sequel to Sparkles. If you're living with an alien mechanical race, there are countless mysteries to be explored. This one is about to be solved: After all there has to be a reason why even Prowl speaks with an accent!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Captain Lennox, Prowl - Complete
Our Baby Sister by clonewarsgirl reviews
What if the clone troopers on Kamino had an unexpected baby sister? Find out what chaos a baby brings to the clone base on Kamino.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Clones
When a God Shrinks by Molten-Ashes reviews
"I'm Primus! Your Creator!" "Yeah and I'm a headless chicken from Mars." A/N: Where's the 'Primus' character tag!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Alpha Luna by comrade1954 reviews
Bran, the leader of the North American Wolves, thought he had silenced his wolf's demands for a mate some decades ago. It isn't until he meets Piper, a sarcastic human-mercenary, that Bran learns you can't force fate. B & P- POVs
Alpha and Omega series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,185 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Bran - Complete
The Random Adventures Of The Jedi by ImmaPickle reviews
This is a collection of short, hopefully funny, Star Wars: The Clone Wars stories. The Jedi are getting into all kinds of "situations" including, playing pranks on Obi-Wan, A coucil for the bearded man, all sorts of other things. COMPLETE.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,578 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Anakin S., Obi- Wan K. - Complete
Do Not Touch by TacticianZephine reviews
Prowl told him not to touch it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Meet the cousin of the cousin by Bunnyboobabi reviews
Learn to expect the unexpected. We've all met Tatyana Witwicky but not her very unique and different cousin who seems to have a all but to special bond with her and most of the other Autobots. My first story ever. Sidesxoc
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sideswipe, Optimus Prime
Rule of the Trines by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
One trine must bond with another; meaning the sparkmates of one trine must be the members of the same other trine. Which dooms some romances from the start. Unless your trine mate happens to be a very persistent Skywarp.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,597 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Starscream - Complete
What The Future Holds by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Seeing the future has always been a burden to Mallory Banes, twin of Mikaela. When Mal sees something that terrifies her she is forced to decide where her loyalties really lie, with her sister of herself. AU of T1,ROTF, and DOTM
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,187 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
A Little Iffy by Optronix Prime reviews
The twins have been scouting out a wood in Austraila, until they get bored, and start pranking each other. But what happens when they meet a new friend? Will she help them through their problem?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Pinpoint My Dying Hour by Molten-Ashes reviews
Tick, tick, tick...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by Thalanee reviews
You are Special Ops. and you're on a mission besides your official one : to capture the spark of the enforcer who arrested you. Too bad he only ever thinks about his job. What's a mech to do? Jazz x Prowl premovie alternate universe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,026 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Prowl, Jazz
The Voice by Blitz-Krazi-1 reviews
A mysterious voice draws Sideswipe from exhaustion to insatiable curiosity, unearthing some strange activities taking place late in the Ark's off cycle.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Interview With a Phoenix by CrosserX reviews
So now you know the secrets of Logan, Ororo . . . and now, Jean Grey - the used-to-be Marvel Girl and current Phoenix.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix - Complete
I Lost a World! by Rose's.wings reviews
She was just a girl with nothing to do, but that changes when she wakes up on another planet and is taken in by aliens. All she wants is to find her sister and go home but with civil war looming, not to mention the speech barrier, will she ever get back?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,407 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Sparkling Trouble by Molten-Ashes reviews
"You LOST our sparklings!" "Misplaced." Jazz corrected, "I swear I left them watching My Little Pony only two minutes ago!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Autobot Officer Meetings by Molten-Ashes reviews
An occasion where a human should run screaming in the opposite direction...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
A Reading from the Book of Rin by Sage SK reviews
Clearly, Rin had been paying attention, but unlike his book smart twin, he preferred a more condensed version.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Shiro F. - Complete
Meet the Twins by Azariah X reviews
Sequal to my one-shot "Here". What will Logan do after learning he is the father of two?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Storm, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
When Jazz met Prowl by Molten-Ashes reviews
The sparks flew and Prime made a bet that Jazz is making sure he will uphold... Bayverse AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Last Words by AsikIkisa reviews
"If you were dying, what would your final thoughts before death be?" Izaya isn't taking it seriously. Turns out that an angina is dangerous when not treated. Character Death. A kink meme fill.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Unusual Orphans by SunlightOnTheWater reviews
Optimus Prime thought he knew just about everything there was to know about the world he lived in. That was before the largest civil war in history broke out. And before He met Jazz and his siblings. Reviews welcome
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,696 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Jazz, Dino/Mirage - Complete
Let Me Show You How I Love by The Psychedelic Knight reviews
"...you can tell how a person love by his kisses." Now how true is that?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Transformers Animated: Chaos by xkatiexprimex reviews
Used to be 'Transformers Animated Season 4'. Don't get crazy. : The Autobots' celebration ends when someone comes to Cybertron. Rated for language and death.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,341 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Ghost Soldier by willwrite4fics reviews
What happens to a soldier who dies but continues to serve? Character Death- but returned in ghost form. Another BeachHead oriented fic, including many Joes. AU- unrelated to my other fics. BH/CG SE/S Flint/LJ Some Humor, some Angst. Chapter 1 is M-rated.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,112 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 1/28/2010
Silly Short Bits by willwrite4fics reviews
Just a bunch of scenes that kept begging to be written.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010
Changing the Future by OliviaMonroe reviews
The yyh group has to watch their future unravel because of an event that hasn't happened yet. In their futures, war courses through their worlds and families are torn apart. Families that haven't even been thought of yet. HieiXOC KuramaXOC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Hiei - Complete
Not So Formal Introductions by Rose's.wings reviews
First impressions are always important, doubly so when you're meeting robotic aliens that have just done you the great service of saving your life. But it seems that Aria is just unable to keep from causing mischief. Besides, Wheeljack started it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Ratchet, Que/Wheeljack - Complete
How I Got Hooked Up With by Autobotschic reviews
A whole bunch of one shots about how your favorite mechs get a date with their favorite femme. robot pickup lines belong to their respective owners!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Why Sideswipe Collects Spoons by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Why!" Sideswipe sobbed into the Rec-Room table, "They were in their prime!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Here by Azariah X reviews
Logan left the mansion a year ago, only to return to discover what a difference a year makes.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Storm, Logan/Wolverine
Night at the Museum by Molten-Ashes reviews
Earning extra credits shouldn't have been this traumatising...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Sunstreaker, Bluestreak - Complete
The Social Network by Molten-Ashes reviews
It's amazing what one needs to do to get some private time with your bondmate...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Two Dragons by YoungestCullen8 reviews
Hiei's lost his powers because he attacked a human. Koenma gives him a teenage girl as his charge. The only thing is she has something going on that none of them can understand. Then everything takes a slight turn for the worst. R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Hiei - Complete
When Prowl met Seymour Simmons by Molten-Ashes reviews
"We gotta do something! Prowl's teamed up with Seymour Simmons!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Perfectly Executed by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Something tells me you're way too happy to be in pain Prowl."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Nothing but a Lie by moonlightbeam305 reviews
"Trust?" Prowl said bitingly, "Trust is nothing but a lie. You should learn that lesson, Jazz, learn it before you learned it the same way I did."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
How to Warm up in Winter by Molten-Ashes reviews
"I've been feeling all fuzzy and warm ever since Perceptor helped me duct tape it on! Either that or I'm feeling broody."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Paperback Lover by usagi-mono reviews
AU. Nezumi doesn't visit the local bookstore for the cute white-haired boy that works there. He's only here for the books. No, really. One-shot, Nezumi/Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
I Missed You, Can't You Tell? by Molten-Ashes reviews
Starscream is happy to see his old friend finally back in the sky. Skyfire grudgingly accepts the company, though not for lack of trying to get away...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
Youngling Stories by NovaBlastTF reviews
Short stories about the lives of the younglings Starscream, Bluestreak, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker facing the life of school and everything that comes with it, facing it all together all having each others backs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Starscream, Bluestreak - Complete
Interview with a Wolverine by CrosserX reviews
Have you ever wanted to know the secrets of Logan, the man called Wolverine? Here they are, in survey form! Ordinary typing is question, bold is Logan.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Fish by TacticianZephine reviews
Prowl's office is filled with fish, and everyone wants to know who and why.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Prowl - Complete
L' Plates by Molten-Ashes reviews
'L' Plates make you invisible. Fact.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
In the End by totaltheTERRIER reviews
Post-108/Brotherhood. Three times Roy Mustang calls Edward Elric by the wrong name, and one time he doesn't: Because they've gone through too much together to give up now.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Roy M., Edward E.
Moon by Aki13th reviews
IzayaOC oneshot. Pretty dark, depressing, and philosophical. Hope you like.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Izaya O. - Complete
Mating Pair by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Your breeding habits have aged me terribly..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Out of the Manga! by Ace-Garnet reviews
Sarah is just a normal manga loving girl when suddenly two people drop into her life. Literally. Will Sarah's life ever be the same again? Hehe I don't think so. Please R&R! XD
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Teito K., Frau - Complete
Hold Me Tight by Yami no Oku reviews
Ikebukuro finally gets its time in the limelight for its relationships of love, but the real budding romance is what is being caught over in Shinjuku, when the camera is not rolling. IzayaxOC Rated T for suggestive themes.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Izaya O. - Complete
Big Bee, Little Bee by JazzTheTiger reviews
Bumblebee is restless by nature, so how do the autobots handle him when an explosion turns him into a sparkling? And a big Bee trapped in a little Bee's body at that!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,620 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bumblebee
A Promise Is A Promise by blondeanimelover reviews
Shizuo has been very busy fighting with Izaya lately. Only his friend knows why. When she tells him what will he say? Will he be mad? or jealous?... A Shizuoxoc oneshot
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Ghostly Arguments by Molten-Ashes reviews
Didn't you know Cybertronians were territorial of their partners?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Cliffjumper, Tailgate - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Yes Sir, I promise I will have the safety on next time when I have my rifle in the Rec-Room."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Officer by Molten-Ashes reviews
I swear to drunk, I'm not Primus!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Humorous Love by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Jazz, I've been run over, dropped from a bridge, had my doorwings dislocated, and had more interuptions this decacycle than in my entire career as an Autobot. So I'm just going to cut to the chase. Will you Bond with me?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Things Boredom Will Do by moonlightbeam305 reviews
Sideswipe is bored, Sunstreaker wants to help him with that little problem. Poor Sides pays for that mistake. Just a short little one-shot with some brotherly love. No Slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Baby Sitter for a Princess? by clonewarsgirl reviews
A young princess is a prisoner in her own home. Could a clone trooper help keep her mind at peace or will he help her escape?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Captain Rex - Complete
Manual Transformation by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, it says not to use excessive force"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ninja Walkabout by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Companion piece to 'Silence.' Finally free from Cobra's brainwashing, Storm Shadow is now trying to make peace with his past. As he journeys through Canada with Wolverine, will he find the healing he needs? Or will they find nothing but trouble?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,100 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
What the Pit were you thinking! by Jaacs McHenry reviews
The bots really goofed this time. Jaacs McHenry and Tatyana Witwicky encounter at the base... this cannot end well for the bots...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet
Color me a Butterfly by RoseNightenDove reviews
Choucho is a human looking demon who falls in with Yoko and Kuronue and soon becomes one of the team of bandits. An overview of what life was like before Yoko Kurama became Suichi Minamino. Kuronue x OC AND Yoko x OC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Youko, Kuronue - Complete
Adoption of the Weirdest Kind 2 by Molten-Ashes reviews
Mirage names his baby, Patchy gets a cold, and the local authorities sigh, lock themselves in jail and groan 'Here We Go Again'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
It's the End of the World As We Know It by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz and co. decide to make their last day count before the world supposedly ends on May 21.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Jazz, Bumblebee - Complete
Best of the Best by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
A few thoughts from a Joe who doesn't normally get much love. In what other unit could a guy that acts like him just blend into the background? Character study, some humor, a bit of swearing. Complete for now .
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
After the Storm by Inksaber reviews
Takes place immediately after the Mortis arc. Haunted by what happened to his Padawan on the mystical world of Mortis, Anakin resolves to keep her from harm. But after hearing about these strange events, Darth Sidious wants Ahsoka... alive. My first fic!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,842 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
To Serve, and Protect by RedLion2 reviews
Renegade Verse. Scarlett does some contemplating on their situation, and wonders about her bond with Snake. Slight SE/S.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011
Break Room by Mistflyer1102 reviews
Five Cobra troopers spend a wintery afternoon neglecting their duties in favor of settling the ever so important question of: Who is better? Snake Eyes or Storm Shadow?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Things Hawk Never Thought He'd Say On A Phone by The Child Of Silence reviews
Crack and silliness. "Girls! If you don't stop harassing the men, legal action will be taken."
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
April Fools Day JOE Style by Princess Shido reviews
The girls are planning to prank each other. Or are they?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Fully Caffeinated Alchemist by Sage SK reviews
With the homunculi and a murder investigation on his hands, Roy Mustang has no choice but to introduce the world to his new secret weapon.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Playing Charades by Lady Jaye1 reviews
A stressed Duke bets Flint and Beach Head that they can't get along for a week. The question remains, will Duke get his peace and quiet or will disaster ensue?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2011
Bitter Sweet Dreams by Molten-Ashes reviews
Watch the sky for me, a flash of light in the deepest darkness of space, so that I may bring you back to me once more...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,976 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Sniper by Molten-Ashes reviews
Wing decides to do some friendly haunting, Perceptor gets distracted when sniping and Drift is understandably not pleased with the results
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Perceptor, Drift - Complete
Warriors of Shadow by laloga reviews
A Jedi and her squad of clones are sent on a mission to uncover information about a new Separatist droid and find themselves on Florrum, in the company of a certain band of Weequay pirates. Features my OCs, Kali and Stone; Mr. Lucas owns the 'verse.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,198 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Clones, Hondo O. - Complete
unmanageable kayos by AL0LT0 reviews
the council has ordered Skywalker and Ahsoka to take command of the 666th until General lunar heals from her resent injury... they have absolutely no idea what they are getting themselves into! Time to find out just how crazy these clones really are...
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,477 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Clones, Anakin S.
Button! by Molten-Ashes reviews
That yellow button should have had a 'Do Not Press' sign above it...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
April Fools! by Bluesaber3 reviews
Summery: Ahsoka plays a bunch of April Fools jokes on everyone. This story is random :D
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Lumiya - Complete
Short Stories from the Transformers Universe by Wadin Ann Killum reviews
Just what it says, random short stories from different eras/continuities.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010
A Foolproof Letter Scheme by Chofi reviews
Valentine's Day does not happen at the Pit. Valentine's Day happens to the Pit, especially when ninja come a courtin'. Written as a birthday present to a friend.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Complete
NEST's Kitty by Pixie Star Fire reviews
She was Sector Sevens biggest acomposishment. They were aliens from another planet. NEST brings them face-to-face for the first time. IronhideXOC friendship. My first attempt at a Transformer story! R&R Pre-RotF
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Ironhide - Complete
Coffee Deficit by ShadowRaptor8 reviews
No coffee, how will Scarlett survive? Snakes and Storm have a plan. . . sort of. . .
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Flowers of Antimony by Lady Norbert reviews
"Fullmetal, you're the only guy I know who can turn getting married into an international incident." Ed's wedding plans get disrupted when unknown forces attack Central City. Post-Brotherhood, spoilers; ensemble. Volume 1 of the "Elemental Chess" trilogy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,370 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Finding FanFiction by Ace-Garnet reviews
The 07 Ghost world has finally invented computers. Plus Internet. What happens when Teito finds FanFictions of him and Frau? Read and find out! Please R&R. XD
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Teito K., Frau - Complete
The Great Sword by Molten-Ashes reviews
"It's precious to me, though not as a relic, but as a reminder of how I was changed for the better."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Drift - Complete
Adoption of the Weirdest kind by Molten-Ashes reviews
It was a giraffe. A baby giraffe... and it was staring at him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Talk Radio by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Psyche-Out has finally found the perfect post-military career, but the problem with being on-air is that anybody could be listening. Humor, T for bad language.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Starscream's the one and only by NovaBlastTF reviews
"Think that someone else would make a superior second in command then me huh? I'll show them!." Anyone would be better Starscream? He's gonna prove them wrong Autobot style. Edited by Fliara48
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Starscream - Complete
Under The Surface by Caelice reviews
Izaya wakes up in a coffin with nothing but a flashlight and a cell phone. He doesn't know where he is or how much air he has left. All he knows is that he's running out of time and there's only one person who can save him – Heiwajima Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Once a computer, now a Femme? by Jaacs McHenry reviews
What happens when a sudden beam of the Allspark presents a mysteriously familiar femme to the Autobots? There are many questions. 1. How does she know so much about the Autbots? 2. What will be the outcome of her fate? Eventual OP/T1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,457 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Teletraan 1, Optimus Prime
The Importance of Braking by Molten-Ashes reviews
Prowl, Jazz and Red Alert set up one of the most fiendish schemes that the Autobots have ever seen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Tactical Traumatisation by Molten-Ashes reviews
In which Jazz is annoyed, Prowl is sulking and the Twins are traumatised
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Hark The Herald Angels Sing by Thalanee reviews
"He came to think of the voice as that of an Angel heralding better times yet to come". One night Jazz hears the most beautiful voice and falls on love instantly. If only he knew who the singer is... JazzxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Prophecy of The Sisters by Jaacs McHenry reviews
Jaacs knew she was different. But when the Autobots recruit her along with another girl to help stop the centuries old war against the Decepticons, she finds out how truely special she is. She will face trial, love, and the pressure to save two worlds.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,958 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010
Sigma 6: I will not by The Child Of Silence reviews
From these experiences, we can see just how messed up the Sigma team is. Or, how insane the authoress is. You decide. -Finished due to lost inspiration-
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
Clone Wars Advent Calendar by Bluesaber3 reviews
One short story every day until Christmas! Join all our favorite Clone Wars characters, including Ahsoka, Anakin, Rex, and more, in short stories, holiday tips, and even some traditional Christmas songs with new Clone Wars lyrics! Merry Almost Christmas!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Nothing Like Mom Used to Make by willwrite4fics reviews
Response to TinySprite's challenge of using Pie, BeachHead and Cobra in a quick-fic. Just fast fun.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
DragonRangers of the Pitt by willwrite4fics reviews
Crackfic in response the the "use a weird idea in homage to the original GI Joe series and make it good" challenge. No relation to the "Train your dragon" movie. More like Pern's dragonriders. Crack.. did I mention.. crack?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Indoor Skating by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz had to admit, it was an ingenious use of the empty room. However...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Best Christmas Ever by DaemonicKitten reviews
After repainting Optimus green and white, Bella is hit with a powerful prank muse. Tag to Her Twins. Canon and non-Canon pairings inside.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Alternate Scenes in Revenge of the Fallen by Krittle-v reviews
Mock parody to various scenes of Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. Please R&R if it makes you laugh!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010
A Fistful of Shuriken by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
One-shot, challenge 'fic. In 1870s Pitt, Nevada, you'll meet the usual gang: a sheriff, a deputy, a war veteran, a pretty girl, a blacksmith, a mutilated man with a pet wolf . . .
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
Stuck by Tai Prime reviews
A prank on Prime I do not own Transformers. Only the Pranks. I n know it's late for halloween. chapter 3 is acually a preveiw for a story that will follow if i get good reveiws.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 1/30/2008
Not in Illinois Any More by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
A G.I. Joe quartermaster is home on leave, but between her mother's potential breach of national security and people sleeping in until 6 AM, life at home doesn't feel quite normal any more. One-short, spinoff set post-"Order Up."
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
The Toothpaste Bandit by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Boredom and a quest for revenge can drive a ninja to do strange things.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
The Twelfth Fight, or What You Did by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Just another day for Flint, who's feeling a little bummed about the paperwork he has to do. An ordinary day, yes, but told in an extraordinary way . . .
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Honey Coated Ninja by willwrite4fics reviews
Plot bunny, another in the honey challenge written for Karama9. StormShadow is on a covert mission and gets into a sticky situation.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Complete
Ninja Bait by TinySprite reviews
Sigma 6 'verse. Hi-Tech finds out that some things just seem to attract ninjas.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Sergeant major School'Marm by willwrite4fics reviews
In which BeachHead gets fed up with poorly written reports. He already doesn't like paperwork.. plot bunny killed off.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
Sniff Sniff Growl by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
A day in the life of one of the furrier Joes. The Alpha and the Alpha's female say I'm NOT allowed to eat the new human?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
The Little Medic That Could by willwrite4fics reviews
What challenges would Lifeline face as a new recruit in an elite fighting unit? What would the other soldiers think of him? Another look at the Joe's pacifist medic, Lifeline. Lots of BH, with many of the other Joes, and a few OCs to flesh the story out.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,187 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Anakin the Great Storyteller by Bluesaber3 reviews
Summery: Anakin is assigned to watch a class of younglings while Yoda is away on a mission. They want Anakin to tell them stories, so he does. The strange thing is, the stories seem very familiar...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Lumiya - Complete
Sick Ninja Aren't Much Fun by willwrite4fics reviews
Even Ninja get sick once in a while. Poor SnakeEyes, will he get any sympathy while he's ill? Request fic, fullfilled.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Little Wonders by Crooked reviews
A frightening accident leaves a certain F15 Eagle fighter jet as a baby sparkling and Optimus has taken him in to raise him. Of course, Megatron finds this to be an excellent opportunity to mold the perfect soldier… Finally Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,307 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
How to annoy your fellow Jedi by Bluesaber3 reviews
Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan play pranks on each other. slightly gross, not a lot, but if you don't like that kind of thing don't read. nothing inappropriate I promise -smile-
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Lumiya, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Shoots and Ladders by Lnzy1 reviews
G1. Sometimes first impressions aren’t always the right ones, but around the Ark, one truth remains firm and everlasting: When in doubt, duck. Spike centric series of related one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,757 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Spike W.
Bear Trap by Lady Jaye1 reviews
A continuation of the pie trap challenge. A new trio of Joes try to capture the Pit's resident grizzly bear.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Dehydrated Ranger: Just Add Water by willwrite4fics reviews
After a week in Death Valley, Beach comes back to the Pit, only to be put right back on duty out in the heat. Unhappy Rangers sometimes do strange things. I don't own GI Joe, I don't make money from writing. Please Enjoy and Review!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Viper, Viper in the Pit… by Karama9 reviews
...Who's the Beachiest One of All? My take on the pie trap meme started by TinySprite and WillWrite4Fics. Needless to say, crack fic. I'm afraid it's not much of a trap, or of a pie, but hopefully it's still entertaining.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Acceptable Losses by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
Beach Head is getting pretty wily about peoples' attempts to trap him with his favorite baked goods. But is he going up against a foe more crafty than him? And is there a pie yet baked for which he will sacrifice everything? Crack humor.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Getting Boxed In by willwrite4fics reviews
In response to TinySprite's challenge, Beach is the focus of attempted live trapping, using pie as bait. You'd think he'd catch on.. or has he? Thank you to TinySprite for the plot bunny and inspiration! *bows* One-Shot
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
Pie Trap by TinySprite reviews
Even the, uh, best of plans can go wrong in the simplest ways. Silly one-shot.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Leaf Blowers by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sure, we've all read 'Guidelines for Living with Giant Robots', but have you ever wondered how some of the rules came to pass? This was my take on this one. Used with permission from the Author.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sam W., Leo S. - Complete
Early Years by Karama9 reviews
A set of four stories featuring the future Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes before and during the War. Fourth and last story now up.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes - Complete
Beach's Honey Buns by willwrite4fics reviews
Challenge fic, idea by Karama9. She'll be posting her version later. Honey on a character and taken off the character in an entertaining and unusual manner. Beach/CoverGirl Honey. Lots of it. Some cursing. ONE SHOT.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Chlorine and Mothballs by Sage SK reviews
Like many drunken dares, it ended in disaster and a distinct lack of clothes. Fortunately, he had a trashcan lid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
Sneaky Little Rat by Fuzzyltllynx reviews
Late night at the Pit, Ninjas playing "war games", a bet, and no alcohol involved. Poor Mainframe has his night cut out for him. This is just for a little fun, being an idea that was just too good to pass on.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Take Aim by glamaphonic reviews
Riza Hawkeye, before. RoyRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Ninja Hunting by willwrite4fics reviews
BeachHead has to train his Greenshirts to fight ninjas.. using the GI Joe ninjas as targets. The return of Private Williams, Snake Eyes as a consultant, and much paintball mayhem.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Self Preservation by peppymint reviews
Something a few new recruits to G.I. Joe lack.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Never by Lady Jaye1 reviews
In order to help improve the survival rate, Psyche-Out has kindly kept a record of things one should never do while in G.I. Joe.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/23/2010
Joes on Vacation by willwrite4fics reviews
Scarlett and Snake Eyes take BeachHead on thanksgiving vacation to her family. How does a guy so Army he's bleeds camo react to civilian life? What's Snake Eyes like on around Scarlett's family? Should be fun!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,413 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Sunstreaker's Got Humans by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunstreaker is still learning to put up with humans. What happens when a bunch of humans decide to get to know him on a whole different level? Rated for my very twisted sense of humor.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sarah L., Sideswipe - Complete
A Ninja by Any Other Name by Karama9 reviews
Something I had to get out of my head: it's unavoidable that some of the members of GI Joe would be curious as to what Snake Eyes' real name is, and it's unavoidable that Ace would eventually figure out a way to turn that curiosity into a betting pool.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow - Complete
Two is a Crowd by WesternElf reviews
Due to shortage of funds, Snake Eyes and Thomas have to lodge in the same apartment. Oh, yeah - the two do NOT get along. Arguments abound!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,240 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Invauable Soldier by Lnzy1 reviews
G1. Pre-Earth. The most valuable assets are those who can do every job assign to them. And some that aren’t.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Arctic Banana's Half Aft Christmas Special by Arctic Banana reviews
All Brawl wants for Christmas is a Chocobo. All Barricade wants is to drive everyone crazy.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Brawl/Devastator, Barricade - Complete
What Scandal! by TacticianZephine reviews
Movieverse: There were certain memories that made Elita One want to gouge out her own optics. The result of an ill-fated walk down the Intelligence/Tactics Hallway was one such memory. Mentioned Elita OneXOptimus Prime, light ProwlXOC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Elita One, Prowl - Complete
Nacho Induced Nightmare by Arctic Banana reviews
All was normal at the Decepticon base. At least until a bunch of weird crap started happening...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Obstacle Course day! by willwrite4fics reviews
What is a GI Joe obstacle course like? Our favorite tough PT drill sergeant BeachHead runs some of the Joes through a special course!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Ravage Goes Crazy by Arctic Banana reviews
Soundwave sadly forgets that sleep is a thing of the past when you have a cat in the house.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Special Delivery by Arctic Banana reviews
In the midst of a delivery route, Sideways encounters every courier's worst enemy: the common dog.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Sideways - Complete
A Collection of CrackFics II by Arctic Banana reviews
Everyone's favorite Transformers are back for more zany crackiness. Contains a lot of insomnia-induced insanity. Read at your own risk...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009
Why Barricade Wasn't In RotF by Arctic Banana reviews
Two theories on why everyone's favorite movie-verse police cruiser failed to make an appearance in Revenge of the Fallen, because I know we've all been wondering why.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
The Secret Language of Ratchet by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Ratchet never shirks when it comes to taking care of his comrades--even if they ARE total morons. /TFA'verse. Oneshot.\
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Snake Oil by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander complains about his help, or lack therof.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
The Best of Friends by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever since Sideswipe and Jolt met on Earth, they knew they'd be the best of friends...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sideswipe, Jolt - Complete
Cooking With Barricade by Arctic Banana reviews
Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Barricade, Blackout - Complete
Youngling by Karategal reviews
PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,059 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
Megatron Hates the Internet by flamingmarsh reviews
Megatron hates the internet and wants the inventor dead. -short drabble-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Cobra Irresolute by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander and his staff react to the online cartoon. They're not that happy and neither is anyone else that sees it.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Hyuuga's attempt by JP26 reviews
Hyuuga introduced his sister to Ayanami in hopes that Ayanami will finally have interest in dating. However, there is something he doesn't know! Read chapter 3
07-Ghost - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Ayanami - Complete
Transformers: Chat Room by Metal-Gear-Eva reviews
G1. A bunch of Autobots in a chat room. Very silly. Need I say anymore :
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Resistance is Futile by Arctic Banana reviews
Blackout is determined to take Scorponok to the vet to get him fixed. As for Scorponok? He's not too keen on the idea...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Canada's North of Here, Right? by Arctic Banana reviews
Elita One has been acting quite moody for no reason lately. Poor Optimus just wants to know why.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Friends Forever and Ever and Ever by Arctic Banana reviews
Frenzy drives Barricade up the wall during their roadtrip from Hell.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Barricade, Frenzy - Complete
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Wings of a Phoenix by WishUponAStar1015 reviews
The Autobots are in for a surprise when they find the last Phoenix of Cybertron, Nexia. As they grow closer more Autobots land on Earth and Nexia has grown attached to a certain Search and Rescue Hummer. Reviews are appreciated! Ratchet/Nexia
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,126 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Ratchet - Complete
Survival of the Idiots by Arctic Banana reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe find themselves somehow lost in a forest that they don't remember ever going to.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
The End of Heartache by Arctic Banana reviews
Sequel to "Hushabye"- After Blackout dies, Scorponok is left with a gaping hole inside where his best friend should be. He longs for nothing more than to be reunited with his master as he rapidly falls into a state of decadence.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Scorponok, Blackout - Complete
Hushabye by Arctic Banana reviews
Nothing is more disturbing than seeing a helpless animal lie dying in the street while everyone remains oblivious towards its suffering. So thinks Blackout.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Blackout - Complete
Alone I Break by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee always hated saying goodbye. Especially when goodbye means "forever".
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bumblebee, Barricade - Complete
Chasing the Rainbow by flamingmarsh reviews
A few Autobots find the end of a rainbow. Learn what they found. Warning: funny
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Hot Rod - Complete
Life Science by Arctic Banana reviews
Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Toy Story by Arctic Banana reviews
Have you ever wondered what it is that your Transformer toys do when you're not around? Well my gang of 6-inch plastic warriors reveal all in this epic tale of life as a toy in my household...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
The Discovery by Arctic Banana reviews
Part 5: Barricade and Bumblebee have a "reunion" and the Decepticons entertain themselves with human games- particularly the ones where Blackout can get away with causing the others severe physical harm.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Let's Wait For Ratchet by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz is not feeling well. Wheeljack tries to help. And oh, how he helps...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
I Told You Not to Touch by Hannibal3125 reviews
Hawk finds something on his computer...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hawk - Complete
Mourning the Day by Lnzy1 reviews
Generation One. There is a delicate procedure to dealing with humans, especially the unstable and angry teenaged variety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
I Hate Dreadnoks by Red Witch reviews
The Dreadnoks commit more of their usual mayhem, much to the dismay of Cobra Commander and Destro.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
GI Joe Olympics by Red Witch reviews
Quick Kick and Short Fuse egg on the Joes to try some pretty outrageous stunts. In other words, the same old thing that always happens around the Pit.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Calm After the Storm by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever since he was a sparkling, Bumblebee has put all his trust in one mech in particular: Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
Fun In The Sun by Arctic Banana reviews
Humans aren't the only ones who enjoy vacations at the beach. It seems Transformers do too.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Showing Off by Arctic Banana reviews
Blackout and Barricade enter Scorponok and Frenzy into the weirdest Cybertronian pet show ever.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Blackout, Scorponok - Complete
Guess Who's Coming To Visit? by Arctic Banana reviews
Take seven Transformers with bizarre personality traits and shove them into a single suburban home with a cranky woman. Let me know how that works out for you...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Spark Sitting by Arctic Banana reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Great Canadian Wilderness by Arctic Banana reviews
Getting lost in Canada provides many a chance to annoy Bonecrusher.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bonecrusher, Blackout - Complete
Too Much Time on Their Hands by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz inquires the twins about their latest prank.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
A Collection of CrackFics by Arctic Banana reviews
A series of movie-verse crack-fics inspired by my and my sister's bizarre thought-processes.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Questions by Itachi vs Renji reviews
Just a small YukinaKurama fic. Yukina asks many questions about stuff and Kurama has to answer them. It's our first fic, so please don't go harsh on the reviews.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Kurama M., Yukina - Complete
Revenge of the Plot Bunnies by Arctic Banana reviews
What happens when Jazz catches Prowl hitting on a girl?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Playback by Lnzy1 reviews
AU-G1. Blaster is a fierce Autobot warrior with skills unmatched within the Autobot ranks. So he should be able to handle a new Sparkling without any trouble, right? ...Right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/20/2008
Night of the Living Fangirls by Arctic Banana reviews
The Transformers face their scariest foes yet: crazed fangirls.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Constellations by Arctic Banana reviews
Optimus Prime and Elita-One go on a date.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
High Voltage by Arctic Banana reviews
Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Blurr play with an electric mousetrap that they stole from Wheeljack.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
A Month In The Life Of Frenzy by Arctic Banana reviews
Ever wonder what Frenzy does in his spare time? Well apparently he writes it all in a diary.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Annoyance by Arctic Banana reviews
Bonecrusher is angry. Brawl is stupid and can't take a hint. Pain results.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Bonecrusher, Brawl/Devastator - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Control Issues by LKW reviews
G1. Why is Optimus Prime acting strangely? And how strange will it get? Finally - the conclusion! Will Prime and the Autobots survive his musical rampage?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Slight Ghost Infestation by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander's latest scheme to get some cash is interrupted by an obscure blast from the past.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
I Never Told You What I Did For A Living by shinoyami reviews
My first story on Fanfiction. YYH Kurama and OC. Criticism appreciated. Song by My Chemical Romance... plz enjoy
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kurama M. - Complete
Know Your Joe: Beach Head by Red Witch reviews
Nothing on television? Quick Kick and Short Fuse will make a certain Joe wish there wasn't.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Dreadnok Babysitting Service by Red Witch reviews
Zartan learns the hard way it's a bad idea to let the Dreadnoks watch over his baby daughter.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
It takes a village by Lnzy1 reviews
G1 offshot. They say it takes a village to raise a child...well what about a detachment of Autobots?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Comfortable by Fading Grace reviews
A drabble from Akito's point of view, looking at everyone's comfort.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Akito S., Tohru H. - Complete
The Cabin by ScarlettSlipper reviews
Three Joes, One Cabin, all am going to say. Read if you DARE!Happy Halloween!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
Another Productive Cobra Meeting by Red Witch reviews
Once again, Cobra Commander calls a meeting in order to try and get his staff to agree on a budget. Problem is the only thing they can agree on is how much they hate each other.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
The New Voice of Cobra by LKW reviews
Cobra Commander introduces a new tool for conquest, but it may not work out as planned ... Now finished!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Complete
Rin and Kureno: The Forgotten Strike Back by The Girly Man reviews
I've now decided that it really makes me angry that Rin and Kureno aren't in the anime. It angers them too. All they wanted was to spread the word that there IS a horse and a chicken...but it turned into so much WORSE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Rin S., Kureno S. - Complete
Cobra Commander's Day Off by Red Witch reviews
Inspired by a certain VH1 show, Cobra Commander decides to actually try taking a day off. Which is not a good thing for Destro.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Outfoxed by Calcitrix reviews
It's time for Beach Head's favorite training exercise. No one's beaten him in three years, but this time around there's some crafty competition. Full, complete story.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Complete
Family Secrets by LKW reviews
Cobra Commander dispatches Destro and the Baroness to stop a G.I. Joe factfinding mission. But will they find out something they really didn't want to know? Mild suggestiveness the only reason for T rating. Final chapter up!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Complete
The Battle of the Bands by LKW reviews
G1 Optimus' All Stars wage their battle to be more crowdpleasing than the evil forces of the Mega Band
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Cruel and Unusual by Calcitrix reviews
Not a lot of drama just a fun piece about some punishment PT and some mild comedy of errors. Complete.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,451 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Star Wars Wars by LKW reviews
What happens when members of two warring factions attempt to attend the anticipated premiere of the new Star Wars movie at the same place and time?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Complete
Robots in Disguises by LKW reviews
Generation 1. Optimus Prime and his Pretenders go undercover to investigate the latest Decepticon scheme. Warning: drunken Autobots, Decepticons in leather, and Optimus Prime in a surprise disguise .... Please R&R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Complete
You Gotta Be Kidding Me by Red Witch reviews
Just before the second season, General Hawk meets with Duke to find out where all the weirdness is coming from in this short one shot. He was better off not knowing.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
A Bad Dream Within a Dream by LKW reviews
Someone in Cobra is having a nightmare ... does Cobra Commander care? Now with less fatal ending!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Shockwave's Logical Conclusion by LKW reviews
G1. A reworking of Optimus Prime Declares: Megatron Must Be Destroyed! Shockwave fans DASH fans of treasonous Shockwave, anyway DASH will need a big sense of humor .... Now with explanation
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
Optimus Prime Declares: Megatron Must Be Destroyed by LKW reviews
G1. A reaction to Transformers US issue 25. Optimus Prime fans will need a sense of humor ... Now with explanation
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
The Cobra Cocktail Party by Red Witch reviews
Destro and the Baroness throw a party. Pity they had to invite guests to it.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Know Your Joe: Rock and Roll by Red Witch reviews
Yet another fun interview fic. Will the gang ever learn their lesson? Probably not.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Know Your Joe: Deep Six by Red Witch reviews
Quick Kick and Short Fuse pester another victim for an interview and get more than they bargained for.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Know Your Joe: Cross Country by Red Witch reviews
Another Joe gets interviewed and more stuff gets broken. What more could you ask for in this fun fic?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
Doctor's Log by Lady Jaye1 reviews
Lifeline's patience and pacifism is tested when Beach Head and Gung Ho end up in the infirmary for several weeks. Other Joes make appearances too.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 19,972 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004
The strong, the weak, and the betrayed! by Lnzy1 reviews
The story of the Awakening of the Transformers retold. A teen girl is responsible for the release of the Cybertonian titains on Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004
Know Your Joe: Ace by Red Witch reviews
Once again Short Fuse and Quick Kick interview another Joe while the rest of the team wishes that the new fall season would hurry up already!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Complete
Know Your Joe's Relationship Problems by Red Witch reviews
Despite popular appeal, Short Fuse and Quick Kick take to the airwaves again for an exclusive on Falcon and Jinx's relationship. They get more than they bargained for including a trip to the intensive care unit.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Complete
Who Needs Therapy? by Red Witch reviews
PsycheOut tries out a new therapy tool on Beach Head, Low Light, Snake Eyes and the others. Duke may end up needing therapy after this.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Complete
New Recruits by Soul Reaver reviews
It begins with another act for the GI Joe Talent show, introducing eight new recruits to the GI Joe team...Up next, rescuing two babysitters who encountered the Triplets...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 4/15/2003
It's Fun Watching The Nuts On New Year's Eve by Red Witch reviews
Ever wonder what New Year's is like at the Pit and Cobra Headquarters? Read and find out!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Complete
More Meeting Madness by Red Witch reviews
Some more nonsense that was cluttering up my computer. Hawk tries to bring some sanity to the base Doesn't work and argues with the author. Also the birth of a semioriginal character!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2002 - Complete
Don't Mess With Navy by The Bard1 reviews
Rule number one about being a Joe...don't get on Shipwreck's bad side.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2002 - Published: 4/24/2002
Psyche –Out Strikes out!” by Kenryo81 reviews
Psyche-out tries a new psychology on the joes , only to goe bomkers himself!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2002
Precious Things by PhantomTF reviews
The Autobot army is just barely surviving. But a message from Punch shows how much they have left to lose.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Complete
Family Ties by PhantomTF reviews
A medical examination turns Hot Rod's world upside down.... Could Optimus Prime really be his father?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,093 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Complete
The Bird's the Word by Red Witch reviews
Shipwreck's parrot runs amok in this short pointless fic.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/20/2001 - Complete
Hawk Calls A Meeting by Red Witch reviews
Another bit of insanity that ran through my mind. The title says it all.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2001 - Complete
General Meeting by Red Witch reviews
General Hawk calls a meeting of the Joes. That's all I'm gonna say.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2001 - Complete
Cartoon Heroes by Red Witch reviews
The Joes watch some cartoons and make a surprising discovery. Plus Beach Head learns it's not nice to insult the women of the Joe team. Okay, I went a little nuts with this...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2001 - Complete
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Concurritur reviews
Before Kyohei, Anna, and the others were Guardians for the Heiwajima angels, they had to go through training at the Guardian Academy. Eventual Kadota/OC and some Delic/OC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/26 - Kyohei K./Dotachin
Fractum Plumis reviews
In a world where angels and demons maintain a delicate two-part balance of power - the Devil's Balance and the Guardian's Balance - one angel's tragic past will cause an upheaval in the balance of power. AU (obviously). Eventual Shizuo/OC and Izaya/OC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,654 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/6/2014
Everybody Wants to be a Cat reviews
Shinra has a birthday present for Rimiko: a pair of cats! SupportVerse. Shizuo/OC. Izaya/OC. Title from Aristocats. Please don't judge me.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23
Kiosk Mode reviews
A high school girl gets into trouble and is saved by some powerful classmates. Tech Support verse, post-System Error.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1 - OC
Pinna Oscula reviews
Anna and Kyohei discuss Kyohei's fascination with Anna's singing. Fluffiness to tie in with Fractum Plumis Kadota/OC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Kyohei K./Dotachin - Complete
Lucky Pawn reviews
Just some fluffy almost-Christmas-related fun. Tech Support verse.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
System Error reviews
Eight years after Attenuation, everything seems to be going smoothly, and Ikebukuro has settled down with it's two most dangerous men not causing quite as much trouble. But something is about to happen. An old enemy will return, and with children to take care of, Arlua and her friends must find a way to survive the errors about to plague their new system. Shizuo/OC. Izaya/OC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,114 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Kyohei K./Dotachin, OC - Complete
Headcanon Collection reviews
self-explanatory. submmit your headcanons and I will write a oneshot based on them! Tech Suppoort verse, any point in the timeline. Rated because some headcanons are not appropriate for all audiences. Izaya/OC. Shizuo/OC. Kadota/OC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Kyohei K./Dotachin
Mystycs Support reviews
AU where Arlua & Company have magic powers. Because they weren't awesome enough being normal humans.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Happy Birthday reviews
Birthday oneshots!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
A Heiwajima Mother's Day reviews
Requested by Bellflower's Tale. Just a oneshot that sort of ties in to System Error's future.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Shizuo H. - Complete
End reviews
Alternate version of a future part of System Error. Spoilers. Izaya/OC. Shizuo/OC. Everyone dies.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
I Don't Dance reviews
Izaya, Shizuo, and Kyohei aren't guys who usually dance, but once they fall in love, well... Drabble. IzayaxOC. ShizuoxOC. KadotaxOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Kyohei K./Dotachin, OC - Complete
Collision Domain reviews
In the eight years between Attenuation and System Error, there was heartbreak and triumph and love and plots. This is a series of oneshots revealing some of what happened in that time. Welcome to the collision domain. Izaya/OC. Shizuo/OC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,311 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K., Kyohei K./Dotachin
Shizuo's Weakness reviews
In which Tania discovers something about her husband she never knew. ShizuoxOC
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., OC - Complete
Feline Fun reviews
Celty accidentally turns Shinra into a cat, sparking a chain of transformations that the cast of System Error will have to figure out how to deal with. Not actually related to the plot. Izaya/OC. Shizuo/OC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Celty S., Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K. - Complete
Direct Connection reviews
Arlua and Izaya get reacquainted with each other after Attenuation. Not quite smut, but rated to be safe.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Izaya O., OC - Complete
Red, Red, Gray reviews
Her hair, the blood, and the metal. Delic relives the first time he met the fiery redhead he would fall in love with and reflects on her death.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Delic, OC - Complete
Doing Things Her Way reviews
follow-up to Chocolates: Arlua gets Izaya home to finish dealing with him. Izaya/OC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Izaya O., OC - Complete
Chocolates reviews
Valentine's Day fun with the two main pairings in Tech Support and Attenuation. Prize, birthday gift, and holiday ficlet featuring the cast of Tech Support and Attenuation. Post-Attenuation. Shizuo/OC. Izaya/OC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., OC - Complete
Inheritance reviews
A little girl at a party in her uncle's honor is about to take the first step in discovering what she has inherited from her parents.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Shizuo H., Kasuka H. - Complete
Attenuation reviews
After Arlua foiled Natsuki's attempt to get revenge on Izaya for her father's death, Natsuki's threat hangs over both technician and informant. Both have decided distance is best. But signals attenuate, or degrade, with distance, and the connection between them is now almost nonexistent. Sequel to Tech Support. Izaya/OC. Shizuo/OC.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,695 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K., Kyohei K./Dotachin - Complete
Two Little Trolls reviews
Supai is bored, so he convinces Malcolm to help him liven up their psychology class. Pre-Attenuation.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/16/2014 - OC - Complete
Injured reviews
Izaya returns to his office after a run-in with Tania and Shizuo. Not part of the plot of Tech Support or Attenuation. IzayaXOC. Two-shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Izaya O., Shinra K., Shizuo H. - Complete
Gift Exchange reviews
What do you think the canon DRRR! characters and my OCs would give each other for Christmas? Read and submit your own idea!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Kyohei K./Dotachin - Complete
Don't Judge a Book by It's Cover reviews
Prize ficlet for Azlea for naming FanaTECH
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Masaomi K., Mikado R. - Complete
Tech Support reviews
Arlua works for a tech support company as a service technician and is also a skilled hacker. She can handle anything any piece of technology has ever thrown at her, but can she handle the one client no one else in her company will deal with, or her friend's hidden desire for vengeance? ShizuoxOC, IzayaxOC. rated for swearing, contest in last chapter, to be continued in Attenuation.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 40,651 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., OC - Complete
Snowball Fight reviews
Arlua, Tania, Malcolm, Supai, and Shizuo are meeting in Ikebukuro the day after a snowstorm. Their plan is to get some sushi and relax, but a certain informant has other ideas. Rated for a bit of suggestiveness at the end.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Thankful Tree reviews
Shinra has the crazy idea to make everyone write down what they're thankful for. Basically a Thanksgiving drabbley one-shot, just because I feel like it. Contest included!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Shinra K., OC
First Come, First Serve reviews
Prize fic for Izaya-sama!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Izaya O., Kyohei K./Dotachin, Shizuo H. - Complete
Alternates reviews
Arlua and Tania have encounters with...four new Izayas and four new Shizuos?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Izaya O., Psyche, Hibiya, Hachimenroppi/Roppi - Complete
It's Always the Quiet Ones reviews
First prize fic for the Thankful Tree contest. The quiet one -Malcolm- has a strange way of showing his support of his sister's relationship with Shizuo. Rated to be safe.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013 - OC, Shizuo H. - Complete
Flea Retrieval reviews
Shinra wants someone to get Izaya, and decides Arlua should be the one to do it. Randomness sort of related to Tech Support.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Shinra K., OC, Izaya O. - Complete
Challenge reviews
Arlua's change of heart explained (hopefully) tie-in to Tech Support. plot-related.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Complete
Fur-Lined Jacket reviews
Izaya finds a new way to indirectly enrage Shizuo...through Arlua. Off-shoot one-shot for Tech Support, not related to the plot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Holidays in the Autobot Faction reviews
Sprite and Halo have some rules for the holidays... just me wanting to put something up for Christmas, probably not of any real plot signifigance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Jazz - Complete
Desert Sunrise reviews
Cadet Herald Liraz Tovinia has been exiled to Earth with no memory of her home. All she knows is that she was convicted of murdering an Autobot...and that she is innocent. Can she prove her innocence and protect her new friends from an old enemy? NightbeatxOC, some ProwlxRiella.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Dominant reviews
What happens when Alyssa Fox, a twenty-four-year-old dog trainer hiking in the Appalachians, is attacked by a werewolf - and becomes one herself? Not only is she a dominant female...she's dominant enough to fight her way free of her pack. on hold for my lack of inspiration
Alpha and Omega series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Bran, Charles
Still Human reviews
It's been a week since Lexi was nearly killed by Airachnid. Ratchet saved her life...but how? At what cost? How does Lexi's younger sister Laura factor in to everything? And what the slag is up with the weird Mustang? Sequel to Ratchet's Human. on hold again because i lost my notes and can't remember where this story was going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ratchet
Lexi's Unwarranted Revenge reviews
Arcee hasn't done anything specific to Lexi, but that's not going to stop the mechanic from pranking her!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Arcee, Bumblebee - Complete
Test Torture reviews
Liraz and Hope Tovinia have to take a Mary Sue Race Test. Are Heralds a Mary Sue race? And what do Hope and Lriaz think of these questions? sort of a tie-in to Desert Sunrise.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
While You Were Dead reviews
Liraz has been crushed by Devastator. Ironhide and Riella find her, and notice something odd...what happens next? tie-in to Desert Sunrise. one-shot
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
What Really Happened reviews
There was more to planning Liraz's rescue than the bots told her. Why did Reilla really agree to rescue a technorganic she doesn't trust? tie-in to Desert Sunrise, one-shot.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Ratchet, Ironhide - Complete
Laws of the Autobot Faction reviews
Halo and Sprite have some advice for their fellow Autobots. chapter one: You May Not... on hold because i'm lazy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012
Lexi's Royal Revenge reviews
Lexi is frustrated because Bumblebee won't help her prank Arcee. What will her revenge on the scout be?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Crazy Things reviews
What crazy thing could you imagine your favorite Bot/Con doing? well, let's just see, shall we? crack fic. chapter three: Jazz finds a cat.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Ravage, Blitzwing
Student of Shadow reviews
just a random idea that popped into my head...what if Storm Shadow had an apprentice, and sent that apprentice to infiltrate G.I.Joe...and she got caught?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Storm Shadow, Hawk - Complete
Source of Primus reviews
a series of one-shots explaining and introducing Halo, younger sister of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker and Intelligence agent stationed at Debris. only one so far because i don't know what to do with this.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Ultra Magnus, Topspin
Introducing Hope reviews
Hope Tovinia is the only one who can save her cousin Liraz, and the technorganic femme Liraz is fighting to save. how can she get into the Autobot base in time? One-shot, tie-in to Desert Sunrise.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ironhide - Complete
She Saved Me reviews
Liraz saved Ironhide's life, in more ways than she knows. what does Ironhide think of this?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Ironhide - Complete
Lexi's Scraplet Revenge reviews
Bulkhead has squished one tool too many. now Lexi is going to avenge her stepped-on projects and tools!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bulkhead - Complete
Lexi's Language Revenge reviews
After the Jell-O incident, Prime made Lexi fix/clean Ratchet. It took her a week. Now she's on the warpath - or prankpath - again, and this time, Optimus is her target! What can a mechanic do with some spare time and some extra translation software?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Lexi's JellO Revenge reviews
Lexi warned him...but Ratchet didn't listen...and now...now, he'll pay...because what else is a mechanic suppsoed to do with this much Jell-O?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Ratchet's Human reviews
TF:Prime. The Autobots have a habit of picking up human friends. First Arcee, then Bumblebee, then Bulkhead...now it's Ratchet's turn. And his human is...Lexi Bruner, mechanic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
20 Questions reviews
I have 20 questions for the G1 Autobots and 20 more for the G1 Decepticons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Complete
Karma
Carma is alone, now that Caryn is dead. She just wants balance, but Caryn's life before they met has broken free of its rocky prison, and the only person it can take its anger out on is Carma.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,467 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Buzzsaw - Complete
Colla IV reviews
Colla IV is home to the Collicoids, their Droid Nest, droidekas, and a new - even deadlier - droid menace. Can a Jedi, a Padawan, and a group of clones to get rid of this new threat. And as if that weren't bad enough, a Sith has come to visit. on hiatus
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Clones
Seekess reviews
It's the middle of the Great War, and nothing could bring more terror to the ground soldiers on the battlefield than an appearance by the Seekers. Nothing could be worse than them, right? Except maybe GIRL Seekers - or Seekesses. continued in next story: Fly
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Just A Scratch
A trooper is separated from his squad on Barab One - and is found by a Barabel. Will CT-204376 be able to survive and earn a real name? Just a little one-shot to give some background to Captain Scratch from Colla IV.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Clones - Complete
Everything Changed reviews
Ok, so picture this: you grow up watching a TV show or movie series, but you KNOW it can't be real. Then, all of a sudden, the characters are all around you, a part of you and your life for ever. For Lynn Johnson, it was the Transformers, but she never believed they could be real...until she became Ravage's Sparkholder. on hold until i get some more reviews and such.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ravage, Grimlock
If Only My Future Didn't Look so Bleak
Three Heraldic generations before Liraz Tovinia was exiled to Earth, Leora Tovinia nearly got landed on by a crash-landing spaceship full of Cybertronians. And after that, well...what would you expect to happen when Cybertronians land on someone?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,987 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete