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Author has written 61 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Alpha and Omega series, Transformers, G. I. Joe, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.
I am accepting oneshot/ficlet requests for DRRR!!
Also, suggestions for Dominant and Still Human are welcome!
Let's see...what do you want to know about me (that I'm willing to discuss)?
I write the Emily's Voice blog onCheck it out!
I have loads of stories I haven't published here, for one thing. I just seem to write them on paper or in a notebook faster than I can type, edit, & upload them, so I'm usually several chapters - or even a whole fic - ahead of what I've got posted.
Yes, I am a TFs nut. Have been for as long as I can remember.
I am also a fan of the Ranger's Apprentice series, Legacy of the Force, Mercy Tompson, Sianim, Hurog, Alpha and Omega, Dune, Green Rider, Fablehaven, Warriors, and Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, Heroes of Olympus, Rurouni Kenshin, Black Butler, Fruits Basket, Flower in a Storm, Rurouni Henshin, Durarara!!, Raised by Wolves, the Ender series, the Graceling books...
Reviews are appreciated on all my stories, especially nice ones that make me feel all warm & fuzzy!
Thanks to everyone who's reviewed Dominant! I'm really enjoying writing it and will post the next chapter as soon as I get around to typing it. i have the next few chapters planned out, but i don't know how soon i'll have enough time to type them...
System Error is now complete!
Halo - pale blue femme, younger sister of Sideswipe and Sunstreaker. Source of Primus (Source of Light and Life). intelligence agent stationed at Debris. Halo is technically the Twins' half-sister. they have the same femme creator, but Halo's mech creator is Makeshift, a Decepticon Source of Primus. Her brothers took care of her after their femme creator's death. She loves pranks and jokes, is slightly sarcastic, and makes her brothers look like angels with all the mischief she gets into. She has several disguises/personas, which she uses to infiltrate, play pranks, and generally confuse people. believes pranks keep people happy and on their toes, which in turn keeps them alive. the Wreckers are very attached to "their" intell agent, and consider her one of their own. Stories: Source of Primus, Laws of the Autobot Faction, Holidays in the Autobot Faction.
Sprite - spring-green femme, daughter of Jazz and Wavemist. Prowl's second in command in the Intelligence division. Was sparkmated to Skywarp until Skywarp died. femme creator of Skyglory. trained jointly by Jazz, Blaster, and most of the other mechs stationed at Fort Iacon. Learned to use wrist-blades instead of blasters from Drift, who she considers an honorary brother. Considers Skywarp's trine to be her semi-trustworthy brothers-in-law. sort of. Stories: Laws of the Autobot Faction, Holidays in the Autobot Faction
Skyglory - orange and yellow mech flier, son of Sprite and Skywarp.
Lexi Bruner - human woman in her early twenties. mechanic. Definitely has an attitude. friends with all the bots, especially Ratchet, who she repaired before she knew he was an Autobot. Stories: Ratchet's Human, Still Human, the Lexi's Revenge one-shots
Laura Bruner - human woman in her early twenties. Lexi's younger sister. Government agent, under Agent Fowler. Has even more of an attitude than Lexi. Friends with Springer. Stories: Still Human
Alanna - odd human teenager, binary-bonded to Moonracer. doesn't like company except for her Moonracer. stories: Still Human
Leora Tovinia - female Herald. She's an awesome fighter, reputed best sword fighter on Heer-olde. can't stand Zeta Prime's disregard of Heraldic ways. Stories: If Only My Future Didn't Look So Bleak
Gypsana A'Tovinia - female Smith. Forged the Matrix's current housing. Leora's best friend. Stories: If Only My Future Didn't Look So Bleak
Liraz Tovinia - female Herald. Convicted of murdering an Autobot (specifically, Ironhide - which she didn't do). Memory wiped and sent to Earth. You can see a picture of her by T'Reilani by going to her DeviantArt page. search T-Reilani and it should come up. Hopefully i can get a link here soon. Stories: Desert Sunrise
Sandflame - orange and black femme. Liraz's Cybertronian form. Sparkmate to Nightbeat. femme creator of Stoneblade, Torque, and Natova. Alt mode: orange and black Mustang. Stories: Desert Sunrise, While You Were Dead, What Really Happened, She Saved Me, Laws of the Autobot Faction
Torque - also known as Q. dark mint green mech. son of Sandflame and Nightbeat. medic in training. reserved, but loves to use his skill to help his twin play pranks. Stories:Desert Sunrise
Stoneblade - also known as Stone. bright copper mech. son of Sandflame and Nightbeat. Torque's twin. energetic and a bit hyperactive, except when training. loves to play pranks. Stories: Desert Sunrise
Natova - aka Tovi. blue and yellow femme. daughter of Sandflame and Nightbeat. younger sister to Torque and Stoneblade. a bit cynical for a youngling her age. Stories: Desert Sunrise
Hope Tovinia - female Herald. cousin to Liraz. loyal to her cousin. hates Cero. Stories: Desert Sunrise
Cero Lotiv - male Herald. Master. mentored Hope and Liraz. actually the one who murdered Ironhide. framed Liraz. enjoys and gains power from draining Cybertronian sparks of their energy. generally evil guy. stories: Desert Sunrise
Felis Prime - colonial femme. silver amor, green optics, lioness alt-mode. serves under Hope Tovinia. Stories: Desert Sunrise
Lynn Johnson - teenage human girl. Transformers fangirl. Also known as Sparkholder Cascade the Jaguar. Stories: Everything Changed
Drew Johnson - teenage human boy. transfan. Also known as Sparkholder Drew the Seagull. Stories: Everything Changed
Draft - Seeker femme (Seekess). scarlet armor. trine leader. trinemates: Slipstream and Breeze. Loves a good fight almost as much as a good flight. Stories: Seekess
Carma - teenage human girl. Allied with Autobots. Adopted granddaughter of Caryn, who was called "Cytoplasm" by her Decepticon allies. Wants to balance out her adopted grandmother's actions. Ward/companion of Buzzsaw. Stories: Karma
Captain Scratch - clone captain during Clone Wars. served under Commander Leilani Odelia. Stories: Just A Scratch, Colla IV
Leilani Odelia - human teenager. Padawan to Jedi Master Yaddle. Called "Lani", or Lioness, by clones. Stories: Colla IV
Alyssa Fox - female werewolf. very dominant. can hold her own against the Marrok - kind of. white wolf form with amber eyes. extremely protective of Blake, a submissive Changed by the same rogue wolf as Alyssa. dog trainer made famous when one of the dogs she trained fought a werewolf in defense of his owner. one dog of her own, Smiley, a beagle/lab mix. Stories: Dominant
Blake Somody - male werewolf. submissive. follows Alyssa everywhere. silvery-gray wolf form with brown eyes. Stories: Dominant
Kat - Katherine - Alyssa's second in command of sorts when it comes to dog training. human woman in her early twenties.
Arlua Teki - 23-year-old human female. blue-green eyes, brown shoulder-length hair. computer support technician with the unfortunate task of fulfilling all of Izaya Orihara's support requests. Stories: Tech Support, Attenuation, System Error, Collision Domain, oneshots
Natsuki Homeron - 24-year-old human female. works for SupportTech, but does remote work instead of hands-on support. Stories: Tech Support, Attenuation, System Error, one shots
Tania Yuuki - 25-year-old human female. dark chocolate eyes. dark brown hair. teacher at Raira Academy. older brother of Malcolm. sharpshooter. Stories: Tech Support, Attenuation, System Error, Collision Domain, one shots
Rimiko Heiwajima - 7-year-old human female.daughter of Tania and Shizuo Heiwajima. Stories: System Error, Collision Domain, oneshots
Malcolm Yuuki - 17-year-old human male. attends Raira Academy in Ikebukuro. Works as a bounty hunter in Ikebukuro and Shinjuku. no emotions to speak of. Stories: Tech Support, Attenuation, oneshots
Supai Orihara - 17-year-old human male. attends Raira Academy in Ikebukuro. Works as an information broker, arranging Malcolm's jobs. Stories: Tech Support, Attenuation, System Error, Collision Domain, one shots
Yatsuhiro Yamakawa - 26-year-old human male. former owner of FanaTECH. Real name: Akuro Nakao. Stories: Attenuation, System Error
Kami Megu - 6-year-old human female. "Chameleon" who imitates voices. Adopted daughter of Arlua and Izaya. Stories: System Error
Andris Megu - 9-year-old human male. adopted son of Arlua and Izaya. Stories: System Error
Note: If you want to borrow any of my OCs, PM me please. Chances are, I'll be glad to let you use them, especially any OCs from complete stories or ones that haven't been updated in forever.
Let's see...Oh, I know! Favorite characters!
1. G1 - Ravage (I LOVE his jaguar form!)
2. Beast Wars - Silverbolt (Gotta love the heroic bird-dog)
3. Beast Machines - Nightscream (He's a bit batty - kinda like me!)
4. RID - Sideburn (He's hilarious)
5. Armada - Alexa (She's such an inspiration to me...)
6. Energon - Alpha Q (What can I say? Some Quintesons amuse me.)
7. Cybertron - Jetfire (This is just about the only canon version of Jetfire that I like)
8. Animated - Blitzwing (Does this count as having 3 favorites in TF:A?)
9. MovieVerse - Bumblebee (Who else?)
10. Prime - Ratchet ("I needed that!")
11. Comicverse- DRIFT!!! (Always Drift, even if they mess up the character a bit like in MTMTE recently. Drift is just amazing.)
Tamora Pierce's books
1. Tortall books - Alianne of Pirate's Swoop (Who doesn't love a snippy spymaster?)
2. Circle of Magic - Dedicate Rosethorn ("I'll hang you by the ankles in the well!")
Patricia Briggs' books
1. Alpha & Omega - Charles (big, fluffy, superdominant wolfy!)
2. Mercy Tompson - Mercy (I like coyotes almost as much as wolves)
3. Other - Oreg of Hurog (DRAGONS!!!), Wolf from Sianim series (WOLVES!!!)
1. Izaya Orihara (Durarara)- Favorite character. He's extremely entertaining. I call him Izzy because I can.
2. Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)- second only to Izzy. He's just awesome.
3. Fai D. Flourite (Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles)- used to be my number one favorite. His past...first time I ever cried over an anime character.
4. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)- Ed is incredibly entertaining.
5. Killua (Hunter x Hunter) - he's like a cute bleached version of Hiei.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But I don't have any other time to fix my hair!)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (So...remind me how to do that...)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (And the point of saying that was...)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? And here I was thinking it would be cold...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But, but...that works so well!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah, can't have those little kids falling asleep behind the wheel.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Aww, darn! I wanted to stay awake!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (So, does that mean I can't put them on the doorjamb?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now I want to know what the other use is...)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (I never could have guessed...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Why, were a lot of people trying that?)
On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (Why would I put plastic wrap on my head in the first place?!)
How To Write Good:
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
"Will may be an annoying little chatterbox that seriously doesn't know when to SHUT UP, but he is lethal with that stick shooter of his, so you'd better stay on his good side."
If you get under Erak's skin, he will noisily separate you from your head with his battleaxe.
If you get under Halt's skin, he will turn you into a living quiver in a heartbeat.
If you get under Will's skin, he will do the same thing.
If you get under Gilan's skin, he will turn you into a pincusion using both arrows and his sword.
If you get under Horace's skin, he will knock you out with the flat of his blade after beating you in a swordfight.
· There are 3 kinds of people: Ones who can count, and ones who can’t.
We’re not retreating! We’re advancing in a different direction!
1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree
2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.
3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "You're not old enough to think.”
5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you.
6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.
7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.
10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.
11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.
12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.
13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.
15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.
16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)
17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)
18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.
19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.
22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decalf. You'll die a slow painful death.
23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.
24. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger.
25. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse.
26. You are NOT allowed to write out the key to the Couriers Code. Crowley will rant and shoot you so full of arrows you will be remembered in death as The Porcupine.
27. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess.
28. You are NOT allowed to hit Alyss for stealing your man, she'll get Pauline onto you and she will get Halt onto you and we don't want that now do we?
29. You are NOT allowed to tell everyone the Malkallam is really Malcom, he will unleash his freaky ghost contraption on you.
30. You are NOT allowed to not give Will his coffee. He will kill you over the bar.
31. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt if he has found Albert yet. He will puke in your hat.
For those that don't like Setinel Prime from TFA...
Okay, for those of you who have watched TFA (Transformers Animated), we all know how slaggin' annoying
Setinel Prime is. If you, for some strange reason a fan of Setinel Prime, just... just... stop liking him because
he has more ego than you can fill three Unicrons with! Phew, had to get that out. So if you think Setinel
is a total glitch head, then copy and paste this on your profile. Also, copy paste this if you want to see his
head get cut off again! :) ;) :-3 XD
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
10 signs you're adicted to Fanfiction:
10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."
9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?
8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.
7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.
6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.
5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.
4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.
3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.
2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.
1. You repost this onto your profile! :)
If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!
If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
I WILL KILL SENTINEL PRIME!!!!!!!!!! copy and paste if you wanna help. Add your name :D. Serenity Prime. Feylin Merisel Pax, EvilPurpleCookiePenkeyMonguin, Lynn Jones
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile!
If your friends think you are obsessed, post this on your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think High School Musical is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
Stop the Pairing Wars!
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile.
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!
If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!
You know if you are a BIG Transformer fan (or TransFan) if you:
1.) Find yourself calling every semi that you see (regardless the color) 'OPTIMUS PRIME'!!
2.) You find yourself repeating slang terms from Transformes! (slag, frag, glitch...etc.)
3.) When you hear a word remotely similar to an Autobot or Decpticon name...you yell the name out! (bee...'BUMBLEBEE'!)
4.) You can name all the Autobots and/or Decpticons!
5.) Quotes from any continutiy are used in your daily life! ('Son of a Retro-Rat'!)
6.) Your dream car happens to be an alt-mode of a Transformer!
7.) Drawing and/or writing fanfictions of Transformers takes up 60 percent of your daily activities!
8.) You dream about Transformers five days in a row!
9.) All your daydreams relate to Transformers one way or another!
10.) You are afraid of everything police car you see because of Barricade, then realize that it could Prowl, and you try to chase after it, screaming 'Prowl!'
11.) And finally, you get into an arguement with your best friend since grade school because she is a Decpticon and/or Autobot and you are an Autobot and/or Decpticon!
You know you are obsessed with Transformers when...
1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it.
2) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them.
3) When you see a picture of your favourite characters you start screaming.
4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession.
5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time.
6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more.
7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform.
8) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots.
9) You are convinced that your first car transforms into a super cool robot like Bumblebee.
10) Last of all... You are in love with Prowl!! (or any other bot!)
(this didn't say to copy and paste, but i think people should! so do it if you agree!)
You know you're a Transfan when...
-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its bumblebee.
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime,
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade.
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack.
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it.
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon.
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair.
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves.
-You get an Autobot tattoo..
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet.
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s.
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16.
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Skyfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor.
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee.
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr.(I already actually!)
You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
-You use Skyfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.” --or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by faction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call NASA and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Quintessa or Nebulon or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintession.
-You try to build a space bridge.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
You join Transformer fanclubs.
-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takara’s autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.
-You saw the movie over 25 times.
-You think about the Seekers whenever fighter jets pass overhead.
-You feel like cars are looking for you when you walk past.
-You want an Autobot or Decepticon insignia tatoo.
-You believe that Transformers are real and hiding somewhere.
-You believe that there is something dark about the far side of the moon.
-You refer to Windows Vista as Decepticons and Windows 7 as Autobots.
-You wait for the day when your cell phone transforms
-You believe the 2012 event will be a Decepticon invasion
-You believe your TF OCs are real
-You read this entire list
114 Signs You're Too Much of a Transfan by Artisan Brown
1. NASA wants you to stop asking about the location of Cybertron.
2. You're very suspicious of that blue toy truck you got for your birthday.
3. When you visited Detroit, you sat just outside the warehouse district with a pair of binoculars until security came and dragged you away.
4. Screw Team Edward! You're Team Prime!
5. You frequently talk to your car.
6. When people ask you why you talk to your car, you begin to laugh insanely.
7. You caress your car with wax monthly, and tell them not to listen to the nice people in white coats who come to your house.
8. You constantly check passing police cars to see if they have “to punish and enslave” on their side.
9. You duck and cover when you're in enormous cities that have jets flying over them.
10. You watch jets through binoculars regularly.
11. It’s a household custom for you to sift through automobile magazines, cut out pictures of cars, put them on the fridge, point at them and say: “That's a robot in disguise, I tell you! IT'S A ROBOT!”
12. You use the universal greeting when confronting hostile individuals.
13. You made oilnog for Christmas.
14. You chase after ambulances and shout: “SPIKE! IS CARLY IN LABOUR?!”
15. You also shout: “RATCHET! COME BACK!”
16. You wallowed in self-pity for days when you didn't see “Transformers” in theaters.
17. When you watched a Discovery Channel documentary about Monkeys, you said: “Trukk not munky.”
18. Your bedroom walls are painted either red or purple or both.
19. All the cookies you bake are in the shape of faction insignias.
20. The US military wants you to stop asking if you can join “N.E.S.T.”
21. You wrote a love letter and signed it “Bulkhead.”
22. You do “the wave” every time you hear the “zoom, zoom” in car commercials.
23. You like peanut butter and JaAm sandwiches.
24. Fanfiction.net has just sent you an e-mail announcing that the Transformers/Beast Wars section has just issued a restraining order against you.
25. Right after that e-mail arrived, DeviantArt forbade you from typing “Transformers” in the search engine.
26. You visited Detroit, looked into the heart of the city, and exclaimed: “Hey, where's Sumdac Tower?! Don't tell me that idiot, Powell, had the thing torn down!”
27. The only reason you watched “Cars” was the fact that you were holding onto the frail hope that a Transformer would make an appearance.
28. When your friend off-handedly mentioned that their great-grandfather was an explorer, you grabbed them by the collar and asked: “Do you have a yellow car?”
29. You walked into Burger King and asked: “Is this Burger Bot?”
30. You made a safety poster about the dangers of playing with Cosmic Rust.
31. Some people tell you you're three-faced.
32. You visited Detroit's police department and was appalled to learn that the captain's name wasn't Fanzone.
33. You won a footrace because you kept thinking: “I gotta warn Cybertron Command about the traitor!”
34. You chase after fire trucks shouting: “FIRE TRUCK! FIRE TRUCK!”
35. You're afraid of red lights.
36. You’re an activist against scrap yards that crush old cars.
37. You frequently proclaim: “I dare to be stupid!”
38. Ever since watching Transformers Animated, you've been afraid of chatspeak.
39. You ogle at police motorcycles.
40. You talk to PlainTalk.
41. When your friend cut the cake and asked “you want a piece?” you responded: “No! I want TWO!” and cackled insanely.
42. You went to the doctor's office and asked: “wHy mY ShoULdeRs hUrT?”
43. You have an emergency “in case of Decepticon attack” kit under your bed, and have a tendency to use it whenever there's a blackout.
44. When your teacher asked you if you threw that strangely Decepticon-like paper airplane, you said: “Yeeees.”
45. You wear your silver house key around your neck.
46. You were disappointed when Father Christmas didn't give you garbage.
47. You bought a scooter and were disappointed when it didn't transform into a Mini-Con.
48. You talk to your scooter anyways and insist that it won't transform until you locate the Autobots' secret base.
49. When you visited the Hoover Dam, you leaned over the edge and kept claiming that the Transformers were going to arrive at “any minute now.”
50. You think that the guys who explored the Northwest Passage were actually kidnapped by Decepticons.
51. You are a practitioner of “Processor over matter.”
52. You have an emergency utility belt consisting of an oil can, a wrench, and Cosmic Rust.
53. When you found a rat in your basement, you immediately called up all your Transfan friends to tell them that Rattrap is in your house.
54. When you saw a skeleton of a Pteranodonin the museum, you said: “Better luck next time, Swoop.”
55. When running after the ice cream truck, you shout: “I scream for Starscream!”
56. You cry at the sight of anything blue and cubed.
57. Whenever you have as stroke of bad luck, you say: “Why universe hate Waspin – I mean, me?”
58. When you were a teenager, your motto was: “mY LiFE iS PAiN!”
59. You look at Barney and think: “Megatron, I have lost what little respect I had for you.”
60. When you introduce yourself, you use the name the “Transformers Name Generator” gave you.
61. You are fluent in “Blurr-ish.”
62. You petitioned to have your town's name changed to “New Kaon.”
63. You are amazed when you meet a pair of twins that don't have a Russian accent.
64. You have a faction insignia painted on the hood of your car.
65. You avoid construction zones.
66. You really hate spiders.
67. When you visit the dinosaur exhibit at the local museum, you grab the leg of the Tyrannosaurus Rex and start to cry: “GRIMLOCK!”
68. You want to be a lumberjack when you grow up.
69. The only reason you have a flowering garden is the hope that you'll attract bumblebees.
70. When preparing a meal, you subconsciously arrange the food products into Transformers faction symbols.
71. You have a discount coupon for Swindle's merchandise.
72. When your friend aced a difficult test, you said: “You got the touch!”
73. You like jazz.
74. When you found an orange plastic fork, you propped it up and exclaimed: “Okay, Space Bridge! Transwarp me to Cybertron!”
75. You genuinely believe you can get drunk off oil.
76. You call infants “protoforms.”
77. You went to the local dojo and asked: “Can I learn Circuit-Su?”
78. You went to the pet store and asked: “Can I buy a triceratops?”
79. You don't say “men” and “women.” You say “mechs” and “femmes.”
80. When bruise yourself, you say: “Slaggit! I got a dent!”
81. You walked up to a cement truck and asked: “Do you like oil?”
82. You've sent out a radio signal to Lockdown, in the hope that he'll come to earth and give you some nifty weapons.
83. You have dedicated more then three rooms of your home to Transformers merchandise.
84. There are Transformers faction insignias on your underwear.
85. You stare at your cellphone for hours on end, knowing that someday, somehow, the Decepticon will blow his cover.
86. Likewise, you make sure to keep your stereo system under lock and key.
87. People look at you strangely when you say you're a “Trans.”
88. You randomly steal people's glasses to see if the map is on them.
89. When you're being confronted by bullies, you are very annoyed when you discover that your techno-organic powers have not surfaced. Curse that key!
90. You plan to wear a faction insignia on your wedding day, and refuse to marry your future spouse if they don’t share your political views.
91. You're afraid to knock down that wasp's nest, in the fear that Waspinator may be among them.
92. You've said to your doctor: “If you're gonna set Scalpel on me, you can forget about it!”
93. You went to a karate convention and exclaimed: “Hey! Where's Yoketron?”
94. When people criticize your abnormal behaviour as a Transfan, you say: “the funny stays.”
95. When you win Guitar Hero, you exclaim: “Me superior, you inferior!”
96. Scientists have told you on numerous occasions that dinosaurs don't breathe fire.
97. Nor can they transform into robots.
98. Or talk...
99. You're suspicious of cats that wander into your backyard.
100. You don't say “the birds and the bees.” You say “the Laserbeak and the Bumblebee.”
101. Your friends stopped looking at you strangely years ago.
102. You go to the race track, point at the cars, and say: “I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!”
103. You frequently walk around in cardboard boxes, proclaiming that you are a Transformer.
104. Your loved one gave you “Energon Cubes” on a romantic occasion.
105. You suspect Decepticons are the reason why iPhones are known to spontaneously combust.
106. All your handkerchiefs have your faction insignia printed on them.
107. You only use Transformer swears.
108. You stare down the throats of hot chicks, just to make sure they're not Alices in disguise.
109. You stare at the drivers of cars to see if they're holograms.
110. You wear a yellow construction helmet around for no apparent reason.
111. You believe that a guitar is a formidable weapon.
112. You frequently use red or blue eye contacts.
113. When your kid neighbour blows bubbles, you chase them around and shout: “Wait! Transwarp me to Cybertron!”
And the 114th sign that you're too much of a Transfan...
114. The first time you watched a preview, you said: “I am going to hate this."
1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Have PRIDE! Support Gay Marriage!
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.
So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don't look at me in that tone!
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?
A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.
What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.
Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?
I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.
I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
If pinochio said "my nose will grow now" what will eventualy happen?
95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
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A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.
A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.
A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.
A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.
Transformers Autobot Lightning Short Story by Lightning Prime
In Prowl's Room, Prowl, Jazz, and I were meditating under the tree. It was so quiet all I heard was the wind and the birds chirping. Meditating always calm me down, but I go nuts if someone interrupts me. Nothing interrupts us so far, but... something made us jump. We heard an explosion.
"What the sparks was that?" Jazz said.
"Let me go check it out." I said in a grouchy way. I walked out of Prowl's room and saw smoke. The smoke was coming from Bumblebee's room. I went in and saw Bee, Bulkhead, and Sari ready to make another explosion. I looked at them angrily.
"Do you mind!" I yelled. "I'm trying to lose my stress and you guys are increasing it!"
"Sorry Lightning." said Bumblebee. "We're just doing a explosion test."
"It's awesome, Lightning!" said Sari with excitement jumping up and down. "You should do it with us!"
"That sounds fun but I'm in the middle of my meditation." I said. "Maybe after my stress is gone. Just keep it down. Okay?"
I left the room. My comrades were looking at each other.
"So," Bumblebee spoke. "Let's blow another one!"
Before Bee was getting ready to start another explosion, something hit him so hard he paused. It was me and I threw a one of my ninja stars at Bee.
"What did I just tell you!" I yelled.
"Sorry." Bee apologized.
"Now...again! Wait after I lose my stress!" I said and left.
Copy and paste if you like this short story.
1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
G1 Comicverse Drift or G1/comicverse Ravage
2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Ask what he was thinking when he stabbed himself with his own short sword!!! Or ask why he only seems to talk in comics, and then only a select few comic verses...
3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?
Probably explain that he just couldn't let himself hurt his teammates and all that. and Ravage would probably lok at me and go, "human, leave me alone or I will eat you."
4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?
none, that I know of. probably music in Japanese though, considering the end of the Drift miniseries. And ravage would probably be stuck with whatever Soundwave's playing at the moment...
5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?
oh, yeah! loads! Lynn, Leora, Lexi, Strike, Halo, Draft, Falaan/Felis Prime...
6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Lynn: ask the same thing I would/hug him and ask why he's been out for so long
Leora: call him an idealistic rustbucket for goiong back into a war to save lives/tell him he's a power-hungry idiot and shoot him
Draft: Tell him she likes his swords, but he needs a brighter paint scheme/ step on him
Falaan/Felis Prime: grin and wave/tranform to lioness form and roar in his face
Lexi: scold him for getting damaged and grab her wrench/throw her wrench at him and tell him to get out
Halo: ask what it's like to use swords instead of a gun/kick his butt back to Decepticon HQ
Liraz: cheer for someone else having the sense to use swords instead of guns/pick him up by the scruff of the neck and toss him onto the firing rane for Ironhide to use for target practice.
7- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
Drift. Always Drift. He's just amazing.
8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
Taking on Megatron with his ancient Cybertronian longsword. Or stabbing himself with his awesome sword to keep from hurting his friends...oh, wait, he did that...
9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
Ravage! or TF:A Blitzwing
10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
Running around chasing dogs. Just for fun. Either of them.
11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?
Stare at each other for a long moment, than Ravage would attack Drift, who would knock him on his kitty-cat butt with a sword. Or if Drift and Blitzwing met, Blitzwing's mean side would have something to say about Drift leaving the Cons, but his crazy side would interupt. Drift would back away slowly and mentally curse whoever wrote him into the same dimension as Blitzwing.
12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
TF:Cybertron Ironhide. They totally ruined a great character when they made Ironhide be the idiot new kid.
oh, and Tf:A Wreck-Gar. I don't like that they made him stupid as well as goofy.
13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
Well, he's technically a Predacon, but...TF:BW Tarantulous.
Decepticons...movieverse Fallen. He's just not as tough as War Within Fallen. Sad, but true.
14- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?
Um, first of all...awkward! but...that would depend on the state of the war.
15- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?
Ironhide/Chromia (G1). It was so adorable when he saw her and went "Chromia..." and stared at her for a while.
16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?
not out loud... ;)
17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A Camaro, like MovieVerse Bumblebee, only red.
18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?
Elita One. Her special power is awesome!
19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?
Autobots. So I can call Megatron lots of insulting nicknames and not have my comrades report me to him. And so I could see Drift fight without havin to worry about him slicing me in half...
You know your obsessed with with Transformers when...(Everything in Bold is true for me)
-You have a spaz whenever you see a Peterbuilt Semi, Camaro, Hummer, or GMC Truck passes by.
You call your computer Teletran 1.
-Names enemies after Decepticons.
-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible.
-Whenever talking too fast, says your talking like Blurr.
-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe.
-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again.
-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afriad it's Ironhide.
-You have dreams where you are a in the Transformers world.
-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more.
-You pray to Primus. (I don't, but my characters often do...)
-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade.
-You dont call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps.
-You have joined any Transformers fan clubs.
-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succedded.
-You've tried Jet Judo, and epicly failed.
-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere. (Well, the theme songs for some of the earlier generations...)
-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM.
-You blame Blackout for most power outages.
-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion. (Nah, it's gonna end by Unicron)
-You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.
-You hate when people hate on Miko cause she's awsome.
-You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender. (Or at least some of them)
-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday.
-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots somewhere.
-You go to visit Hoover Dam to make sure Megatrons all comfy cozy in layers of ice.
-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk.
-Whenever you hear the word decept, you immdediatly think of Decepticons.
-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them. (Sometimes...)
-You wish your phone was a Transformer. (And sometimes my computer, or my car)
List ten of your favorite characters (OCs count)
2. Ravage (G1)
3. Silverbolt (Beast Wars)
4. Lori (Cybertron)
5. Bumblebee (G1, comicverse)
6. Blurr (Comicverse)
7. Ratchet (any generation)
8. Riella (T'Reilani's OC)
9. Ironhide (G1, Comicverse, or movieverse)
10. TF:Animated Blitzwing
What would you do if...
Two woke you up in the middle of the night?
Scream "Oh my gosh! There's a Decepticon in my room!" and try to pet him. Or maybe just run away screaming some more.
Three walked into the bathroom while you're showering
Me: AH!!! MUTANT BIRD-DOG!!!
Silverbolt: *turns bright red* Forgive me, I did not mean to intrude...*runs away*
4 announced he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow
Me: Um...Lori, what happened to Coby? And, Ironhide, what about Chromia?
Lori: *giggles* Ironhide accidentally shot him.
Ironhide: She got mad that I shot a human instead of using a bomb and left.
5 cooked you dinner.
At least he could fit in my kitchen without smashing everything...
Number six was lying on the beach next to you sleeping.
I'd wonder why he's staying still for so long...
Seven confessed they were related to you
Me: Really? Great! I always wanted another grumpy grandpa!...or are you my uncle? How does this work?
8 got into the hospital somehow.
Me: Jeez. Ratchet's gonna be mad when he realizes you're not in his med-bay...
9 made fun of your friends
I'd tell him he's neglecting his duty to guard Prime. Shame on him.
Ten ignored you all the time
Actually, that might be a good thing...I hear insanity is contagious...
Two serial killers are hunting you. what will one do?
Pick them up and hang them by their shirts on his short swords while he practices some passes.
It's your B-day. what does three get you?
Nothing. He might very well still be embarassed from the whole walking-in-on-me thing.
You're stuck in a house on fire. What does four do?
Calls Optimus Prime and tells him to act like a real fire truck.
You're about to do something that will embarrass you. What will five do?
Try to stop me. And probably accidentally make things even more embarassing.
You're about to marry ten. What will 1 do?
Kill Blitzwing, then demand to know what I was thinking getting that close to a 'Con.
You got dumped. How will seven cheer you up?
He wouldn't. Though he might call my ex in for a full check-up, just because it would look bad if he used conventional torture techniques on a human.
You compete in a tournament. How will nine support you?
Put me into intensive training prior to the tournament, whether it's a physical comtetion like sports or not.
You can't stop laughing. What will ten do?
Laugh hysterically right along with me.
number one is all you ever dreamed of. Why?
Awesome swords, noble and self-sacrificing to a fault...
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
My mom would tell me he's too old for me. My dad would ask what happened to Black Arachnia, then shrug and say it could be worse; at least this guy is chivilrous.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Well, I'd hope so, if they're getting married tomorrow!!!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Oh, dear. That would be awkward, considering (a.) Blurr once shot Bumblebee in comicverse, (b.) they're both mechs, and (c.) that might not look to good since Bee's leader of Cybertron in comicverse now...
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Shrug. Anyone who moves that fast (a.) it makes sense he'd move from person to person just as fast, and (b.) it's not like I could catch up to him to confront him anyway.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Ratchet, unless I'm bleeding, quit it!
Number 8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
"Riella, you don't need a boyfriend! Prowl's already your sparkmate!"
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
No. Who knows how old that thing is? Besides, if he handed it to me, it's probably be smashed, which brings up another point...were his hands clean?
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
That depends on whether or not his other two personalities get hired, too...
1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?
Drift's a guy...and I have no idea what kind of music he'd listen to...rpobably Japanese stuff, so why not?
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
She'd grimace and unsheathe her wrist-blades; Ravage would be a danger to everyone as an emo.
3 told 6 she started her period.
Um, Silverbolt...is there something you aren't telling us?
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
Lori slaps Ironhide with a fish for going out with Ratchet...I can totally see her doing that...
5 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
Make Bumblebee appologize to Ravage. "(that) is simply unacceptable behavior in my book!"
6 got high.
Oh, Primus, do you hate me?!?! Blurr? High?!?! WHY ME?!?!
7 comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Somebody better go warn Sides and Sunny; they're not gonna last much longer.
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
Riella...um, let's see...Prowl's not in them?
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills soda all over him?
Ironhide would steal Drift's swords and blast them to bits.
10 starts working at a bar.
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
Drift...when did you even see Ravage? Let alone...never mind.
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with her?
I'd go swimming with the bird-dog, but he might not go swimming with me *remembers shower incident*
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Lori and Ratchet? Lori would win, definitely.
5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
Bugs! bees, wasps, ladybugs...
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Uh...killing Decepticons? Though, given the new MTMTE version of Drift...maybe positive energy?
7 stalks 9 home. 10 sees this. What does he do?
Laughs and starts blasting them both.
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
Googles prank ideas
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: What about Lori? And Chromia?
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
DRIFT!!! BLITZWING!!!! THAT IS SO WRONG!!! Jeez, Drift, first you're pregnant by Ravage, and now this...
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Poor Bee...Lori's probably yelling at him for something...
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Maybe if one was a femme...they do seem to be quite a bit alike in All Hail Megatron...
Would 2 trust 5?
Never. Ever. He'd rather claw him.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Decepticon tacitcs, so they can beat the Cons even better.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Burned fish, because I think Bolt would like fish, and Blurr would distract him with running around until the fish accidentally got burned.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Smashing Decepticons. With wrenches.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Maybe if Bee had hair...
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Maybe if Ironhide could draw well...though I'd be curious as to how Hide would know what Blurr's perfect girlfriend would be...
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Don't want to know, honestly.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
If Drift kicked Blitzwing on accident, maybe it was because Blitzwing dodged his sword.
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
5 and 6 did a workout together?
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
7 won the lottery?
Ratchet: So what? Wait...when did I buy a lottery ticket?
8 had quite a big secret?
9 became a singer?
I'd be freaked out.
10 got a daughter?
Me: please don't tell me she's Drift's...
What would 1 think of 2?
Drift would probably think of Ravage as a cold, sparkless killer who should be offlined.
How would 3 greet 4?
He wouldn't. They're from different generations. but...proabbly something cheesy.
What would 4 envy about 5?
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Proabably Blurr racing around him in circles, teasing him about being short AND slow.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They're both Autobots
What would make 7 angry at 8?
If she skipped a checkup
Where would 8 meet 9?
In the midst of setting up a prank to get back at the twins.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
That Ironhide was once a Decepticon in movieverse
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Gee, I don't know...maybe the big, powerful, ancient Cybertronian longsword?
Is 3 Gay?
How are you feeling right now?
Favorite Quotes (as you will see very shortly, there are a lot of Rattrap ones):
"Ultra Magnus is an OCD control freak who uses learning to hurt people!" - Tailgate, MTMTE
"I'm the one wbo burst in and overpowered you. I'm the one holding the obscenely large gun. and I'm the one who - apparently - is having an 'acute psychotic episode'." - Fortress Maximus, MTMTE
"I'm gonna be a ninja and stalk them." - Mirage, Why Not Wasp? by BE YOURSELF PRIME
"It will be a lovely tale, I'm sure. Some parts of it may even be true." - Aly, Trickster's Choice
"I'm stupid, I'm stupid!" - G1 Starscream (Episode: Triple Takeover)
"Hello, what am I, invisible? I make six." - Sari Sumdac
"You mean besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Fang, Maximum Ride
"The best deals are made when both sides are happy. If that fails, second best happens when one side is happy and the other is dead." - Boba Fett, Bloodlines
"It's not your eyes that need help, it's Ahsoka's hearing!" - Anakin
"Anakin, you really should be nicer to the Count. He's not as young as he used to be." - Obi-Wan Kenobi
"What happened to the shield?" - unfortunate B1
"Get back up here, Sergant!" - other unfortunate B1
"Outnumbered? Wait. one, two..." yet another unfortunate B1
"You know, Skyguy, he's reminding me of YOU more and more!" - Ahsoka
"To me, you've always had a name." - 99
"Quit sulking, Oreg!" - Ward, Dragon Bones
"'Why'd you try to shoot me?' 'Because you're my grandfather!'" - Boba Fett & granddaughter, Bloodlines
"Well, isn't that just Prime?" - Optimus Primal
"hey, whoa, there, Webs! No touchin' on the first date, remember?" - Rattrap
"We're all gonna die!" - Rattrap
"Is is just me, or did he just kinda say...we're all gonna die?" - Rattrap
"I'm not a kid anymore!!!" - Cheetor
"This is such a waste of my talents!" - Dinobot
"I'm not talking to myself! I merely...have a desire for...INTELLIGENT conversation...yeessss..." - Megatron (BW)
"Last time I felt like this, a rabid bear came down the mountains and attacked my village." - Daine, Wild Magic
"Would I steal your chocolate?" - Bri, Keepers of the Flame
"You brought spuds!" - Alexa, Keepers of the Flame
"Jacen Solo did WHAT?!?!?!?!?" - random Jedi, Legacy of the Force
"It is my job to live with honor, to defend the Republic, to protect her people, to look after my ship and my weapons and my Padawan. My death...is someone else's responsibility." - Jedi Master
"Well, the good news is, we don't have to kowtow to that stinkin Decepticon anymore. The bad news is...HE SWITCHED SIDES!!!" - Rattrap
"Don't bother gettin' up; I'll just shoot ya while yer down!" - Quickstrike
"Not fair! Waspinator minding own business when, BAM! gets whole stasis pod right up the kazootie!" - Waspinator
"Inferno get blown up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator get blown up, nobody salvage. Why universe hate Waspinator?" - Waspinator
"oh, yay, i'm surrounded by morons." - Alexis (Armada)
"Morale? You're kidding! We've never had morale around here!" - Cyclonus, Armada
"Let's see. Rhinox is out chasing comets with his mind, Cheetor's bringing a squad of Preds home to play...oh, and, uh, if they hit this place, Big Green there goes permanently offline." - Rattrap
"This fool has been terribly misinformed." - Ratchet
"Welcome to the world of not having much choice in the matter." - Violet, Embrace
"If you're reading this, one million tiny poodles will infiltrate your room and eat your toes as you sleep. Sucks for you." - not actually a quote from a movie, show, or book, but this was at the top of a page of math notes written by one of my friends.
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