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Joined 02-26-10, id: 2270357, Profile Updated: 06-19-12
Author has written 13 stories for Criminal Minds, Mentalist, and NCIS.

Megz: Boo! I'm me and Tori is tori... who would have guessed. We have made a profile together because we thought it would be better when it came to writting epic stories! And before Tori say's anything to contradict me... THIS WAS MY IDEA! :P

Tori: I am Tori (shockingly enough) and unfortunately everything Megz said is true, including that this was her idea but what you gunna do?

Megz: Laugh at you and take all the credit cause your meant to be the smart one... I'm the good looking one :P...

Tori: Yeah you keep telling yourself that megz... :p

Megz: Want to thank everyone who reviewed our first story "Fixing the Broken Pieces", it took us ages to get it written, constantly editing it to make sure it sounded alright and to make sure it was kept in character. But nevertheless we enjoyed writing it and are hoping to have more posted on soon :)

About us!

Megz: I'm the blonde Scottish one who has one wild and rather vivid imagination but can't describe things and scenes... well i could if i tried but it dont much make senseTori is a lot better at describing and can come up with big fancy words!

Tori: I am also blonde but am English and so any spellings which are not spelt the American way are supposed to be like that, although my spelling is shocking so I apologise in advance. Also Megz has the habit of making characters sound Scottish so I take no responsibility for that what so ever :p I have very little imagination but sometimes I let it out of the box and story lines happen although Megz will be the one with most of the ideas!

Megz: Nor do I take reponsibility for them sounding Scottish 'cause they dont! How on earth do you make someone sound Scottish without using slang! Even at that, depending on where you are brought up depends on the slang you use... so don't come up with excuses! Could be worse anyway... they could have an Essex twang :P

Tori: Hey don't start and I don't! They do and you can by using extra and unneeded words (childishly sticks tongue out)

Megz: Erm... is 'unneeded' even a word??? :P

Our programmes

Ncis - this was originally my programme (mine being Megz) and Tori was always like... 'eh, why you so obsessed to that..?' then i forced her to watch a couple of episodes and then there was no return... mwah ha! Personnally i like not to think of it as an Obsession, but rather an addiction for which there is no cure.

Criminal Minds - Again this was a Megz programme, of which i told Tori to watch, she did and now we are hatching plans together to pair up Prentiss and Hotch! hehe. This I have an obsession for... theres a difference between obsession and addiction! Tori coughs... and Megz takes offence! there is a difference!

The Mentalist - we found this one together! we both saw the first couple of episodes and when we went to talk on the phone a couple of days after Tori said 'I've found a new programme a bit like Criminal minds but the guy isn't in the FBI and he technically isn't a cop either...' to which I replied 'would that be The Mentalist by any chance...?'

Spooks - This was a Megz programme again. (Tori didn't have much taste in TV till she met me :P) The only reason I managed to convince Tori to watch this was because of her obsession with Rupert Penry Jones, only to have his character killed off after she only watch 1 season... oh the irony.

CSI: Vegas - This is only a Megz programme because Tori thinks it too technical, and its been going on for too many seasons for her to try and catch up on it now.

CSI: NY - Again a Megz programme. Tori thinks its the same as the other CSI's but she is soooo wrong because NY is better! Vegas is good but i prefer NY... not a fan of Miami at all.

Bones: Because every girl should have her very own Booth :D

Hawaii Five-0: We both started watching this... mainly for the wonders of Steve McGarrett!

Blue Bloods: A Megz programme that I managed to get Tori to start watching. I was a fan of NKOTB when I was little so seeing that Donnie was in it won me! Also Tom Selleck! Love that guy!!

House: This one is all Tori's and although I'm not the sciencey one you gotta love Hugh Laurie and his amazing acting/musical abilities! (plus he was in a couple of episodes in season one of Spooks)

Dharma and Greg - This I used to watch when I was young and was gutted when it stopped. I then found it again and told Tori she had to watch it because Thomas Gibson played Greg (for those who should be shot for not knowing who he is, he is Hotch in Criminal Minds). This programme was the reason I could never take 'straight-faced-Unit-Chief-Aaron-Hotchner' seriously when i started watching Criminal Minds.

Friends - We both watched this before we met each other, but i think its safe to say Tori is more addicted to it than I am! You name a line - she'll tell you the episode and exactly what happens in that episode!

(thanks Megz that doesn't make me sound sad at all!)... (No problem : )

Megz: As you can see we have a love for American programmes... or ones that involve hot guys running about in the case of Spooks :)

Tori: And as I'm sure you can gather we watch way too much TV :p


If we owned the programmes here would be our pairings of the characters

NCIS - Tony and Ziva, Gibbs and Jenny ( if she was still alive... we wouldn't have killed her!)

Criminal Minds - Hotch and Prentiss (Always and Forever!! lol)

The Mentalist - Jane and Lisbon, Rigsby and Van Pelt

Spooks - Ruth and Harry


Just to say that as much as we would like to we actually own nothing what so ever so in case we forget to say in our stories sometime there you have it, we own none of the programmes or characters (Damn it!)... suckz :(

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What if I waited? by kobitah reviews
Emily gets hurt and the team has to cope with the possibility of losing her. Established but secret H/P. Rated T for later chapters... just in case.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 133,605 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Interest of Two by TheyCallMeWriter reviews
The BAU and NCIS have to work together when the wives of several Navy officers appear dead. Gibbs and Hotch don't get along at the beginning. Will they be able to catch the killers, who have taken a special interest on two brunettes? Hotch/Prentiss, Tiva
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010
It's just the little things by codename.penguin reviews
Hotch is intially resistant to the idea of being friends outside the office. H/P friendship and romance.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 66,813 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Lusting After The Bosses' Daughter by OMDP92 reviews
AU. Kelly Gibbs didn't die in the car crash. She's now the Probie on Gibbs' team. And she's caught the eye of the senior field agent. Kel's stepmother Director Jennifer Shepard can only look on in amusement at how oblivious her husband is. JIBBS. KONY
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,012 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Puppeteer by waterbaby134 reviews
Which is worse? Taking someone's life, or taking their reason for living? Jane's about to find out when Red John resurfaces again, with a proposition.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,726 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sweet Child Of Mine by Abigail.Dee reviews
No one ever said that being a step-mother was easy. Please read & review. H/P with other pairings mentioned.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,316 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
My Manic & I by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
With a serial killer on the loose, Tony and Ziva are sent undercover. As a happily married couple.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Captives by DiNUTZzo reviews
Tony and Ziva are captured and tortured, will Gibbs be able to save them in time? My first story be nice!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,484 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Speed Dating by Mydnyte Houre reviews
Hotch and Emily go speed dating and pretend they've never met, then discuss their misadventures over coffee. Established HP, same universe as 'Love Actually'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Coffee Spills and Sexual Harassment by fanatic218 reviews
A misinturpreted interaction in the break room results in Hotch and Emiy forced to attend a sexual harassment seminar. H/P and M/G! One-shot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/12/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Career Day by fanatic218 reviews
It's career day at Jack's school, and Hotch has to explain his job to a group of five year olds. What can go wrong? Please read a review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Strawberry Licorice by macisgate reviews
Lisbon goes undercover at a convenience store. Jane takes it upon himself to keep her entertained while they wait for the bad guy to arrive. Enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
There Were Never Strawberries by lu112 reviews
Jisbon fluffiness. Im awful with summaries! Jane hijacks Lisbon for a day out. please review :- *LAST CHAPTER is now up! xxxx
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Plan by TheyCallMeWriter reviews
Morgan, Reid and Rossi come up with a plan to get Hotch and Emily together. Story is best than summary, belive me.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
What if she got there first? by fanatic218 reviews
Set during 100. What if Emily got to Foyet before Hotch did? What will it be like for them afterwards? Please read and review- first fanfiction story!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,278 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Two Teams One Aim by Mishcabe reviews
The BAU has been called to assist Special Agent Gibbs, one of the best NCIS special agents. Together both teams fight to catch a serial killer who finds pleasure in killing navel wives while their husbands are deployed. Contains swearing, violence ect
Crossover - NCIS & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,677 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Complete
Of Cheesy Lines and Comeback Queens by AnnaFrog reviews
One-shot. JJ, Emily, and Garcia prepare for a Girls' Night Out.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Published: 4/13/2010 - P. Garcia, E. Prentiss - Complete
Love Actually by Mydnyte Houre reviews
My first Hotch/Em fic: "I always felt bad for Alan Rickman's secretary. Being in love with her married boss." Hotch and Emily celebrate her birthday with a movie, hot chocolate, and plenty of fluff. Please read and review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/15/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
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Because Jack Asked reviews
All it took was for one little boy to ask... H/P pure fluffy stuff with added Jack!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,203 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Wake Up Call reviews
What happens when Tony is shot during a routine interview? Will it make both him and Ziva open their eyes to what is in front of them? TIVA obviously, a little McAbby in there but more a friendship.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Meeting the Team reviews
This is a story for my co-writer/best mate/Sister at heart's 18th Birthday! The title explains the rest really. Little H/P at the end, cause that's her favourite pairing. Please read and post a review for her!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Lost reviews
Emily tells Hotch that she is leaving team.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Pay MORE Attention reviews
For once Patrick Jane can't read a certain someones mind. Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
So What Are You Going To Do? reviews
After some encouragement from Rossi, Hotch realises he feelings for emily, but will he act upon it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Secrets and Bets reviews
Hotch and Emily decide to tell the team about their secret relationship, but the team have a secret of their own...
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
A Past Revisited reviews
Hotch comes face to face with a case that reminds him of his own past... H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Through The Darkness reviews
Hotch and Emily have been in a loving relationship for 6 months but then something happens that could ruin their relationship forever...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,653 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Easter Bunny at Work reviews
Just a cute little bit of Easter Fluff with Emily and Hotch Preparing Easter for Jack. Established H/P
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Picnic in the Park reviews
The team all go for a picnic in the park and reflect on the budding relationship between Hotch and Emily H/P pairing with a bit of Jack and the rest of the team thrown in there too.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Dave's suspicions reviews
Dave sees a little gesture it was only subtle but he still saw it... H/P pairing
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/7/2010 - D. Rossi, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Fixing the Broken Pieces reviews
Emily snaps at Hotch, much to Hotch's surprise. When Rossi explains her motives behind her words, Hotch struggles with how to tell her how he feels... But what happens when Emily's life in put on the line? Hotch/Pretiss pairing! Spoilers for 100
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,155 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/5/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete