[H]eather M.S

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I'll list a few things about myself first, (Stalker fans, get out the pen and paper!)

-My name is Heather, but I usually sign it as "[H]eather m.s." because I'm a "House" nerd!!

-I'm SEWENTEEN NOW GUYS!

-I live (Near, not in) St. Louis (Go cards!) won't give you an address, sorry stalker fans!

-I luuv Iron man, Star Trek (2009 and TOS) and most definitaly HOUSE!! DOCTOR WHO IS MY NU FAV!!!

-Ignoring the fact that he's a gay sissy (and I mean that literally, he's gay, AND a big sissy), I LOVE Adam Lambert!

-I play roller hockey and am on a Robotics team (like anyone cares)

-I'm really hungry right now. Not munchies hungry, just hungry.

-As a general rule, I don't give my email out to people cuz my account got hacked and my harddrive thingamagig got wiped clean...

If you're here to slash my stories, GO DRINK BLEACH AND DIE IN A HOLE.

To those who are here for GOOD reasons, WELCOME!

Uber important nerd notification!

Fellow nerds, it is time we unite! I am tired of being frowned upon in normal society for wearing a fez, or pointy ears, or even for carrying around a lightsaber, so I, in my genius mind, have come up with the long awaited solution.

A NERDist colony.

Same rules as a nudist colony, only instead of being nekkid, we would get to cosplay and geek out with each other. I thought of this while playing a star wars videogame; I was thinking how utterly amazing it would be to walk into a bar and meet dudes dressed in starfleet uniforms or jedi robes. I. would. totally. go. for. that. So about ten years from now when I can hold my own, I'm gonna call upon the nerds of the world to join me in the ultimate geek convention; not just any convention, but a convention you can LIVE in. Bring your wolverine claws and delorians folks, because IT WILL BE EPIC.

Will YOU join my nerdist colony?

TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH FIRST ROBOTICS

10. Each day you greet everyone with 'Uber Good Morning'

9. You have done the math. If FIRST grows over the next 20 years as in the first 20, 152,293 FRC teams will compete in 2031

8. If JCPenny, opens a snack counter and robot parts department, you are moving in

7. While driving, you regularly penalize fellow motorists with G33's for encroaching in your lane

6. You have a recurring nightmare that all of your qualification matches are against the reigning World Champions and your partners haven't passed inspection

have been so focused on robot build that it was not until two days ago that you realized that some details had slipped your attention upon finding yourself alone at the Georgia Dome

4. You are thinking of changing your name to .

3. You are designing a minibot to scale the Gateway Arch

2. All you want for your birthday is bouquet of Flowers

1. Ladies... Each time you see this man (Dean Kamen)... you think 'Deanilicious!'

And YES. "Deanilicious" is my new favorite word.

¿qué quieres de mí?

NEW SEGMENT!!!

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My top favorite letters! CHECK OUT THE WEBSITE ABOVE, IT AMAZING. Most of the following either pertain to my life or just made me laugh my ass of. (If any of them insult you, sorry. I didn't write them. I learn to laugh at myself, therefore you should do the same.)

-Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely, Canada

-Dear Twilight fans,

Thank you for making us look sane and well-adjusted.

Sincerely, Trekkies.

-Dear Scissors,

I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely, Sarah Palin

-Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco...

Sincerely,United States

-Dear social media,

Let's go over to MySpace so I can Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook.

Sincerely, then we can post it on YouTube!

-Dear McDonalds,

If bars aren't allowed to serve drunk people, surely you shouldn't be allowed to serve fat people.

Sincerely, makes sense to me

-Dear childhood pop songs,

When I listen to you now, I realize how many of the lyrics I didn't understand back then.

Sincerely, can't believe 8-year-old me sang along to that

-Dear Jim Carrey,

Thanks for teaching me how to spell beautiful.

Sincerely, B-E-A-UTIFUL.

-Dear Google Translate,

Thank you for teaching me how to say "You look like a sabertooth tiger on crack." in Welsh.

Sincerely, bored in class

-Dear you,

After reading this you will realize the the brain does not process the second "the."

Sincerely, cool, eh?

-Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely, BP

-Dear world,

IT'S NOT CAPS LOCK, IT'S BILLY MAYES MODE.

Sincerely, RIP.

-Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?

Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

-Dear world,

You will all read this again just to hear it in my voice in it.

Sincerely, Morgan Freeman

-Dear P!nk,

Yes, in fact I AM better than you.

Sincerely, George W. Bush

(HELL NO YU AIN'T.)

-Dear Kids,

There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents.

Sincerely, Wikileaks

-Dear lady gaga,

What do you wear on Halloween?

Sincerely, Curious

-Dear lady gaga,

I won't be needing you to write a bad romance after all.

Sincerely, Stephenie Meyer

-Dear professor,

But I thought a picture was worth a thousand words?!

Sincerely, two picture essay

-Dear McDonald's,

Please stop trying to pretend we actually eat your food.

Sincerely, Olympic Champions

-Dear people who invented unpoppable bubble wrap,

You disgust me.

Sincerely, still trying to pop it

-Dear Eminem,

What does happen when a tornado meets a volcano?

Sincerely, Concerned listener

-Dear annoying rich girl in my class,

The next time you feel like complaining remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

Sincerely, please shut up.

-Dear parents,

I'm starting to realize that when you send me to my room after an argument it means that you either had no comeback, realized I was right, or both.

Sincerely, trapped in my room.

-Dear Rebecca Black,

At least you had a choice on where to sit...

Sincerely, Rosa Parks.

-Dear Mouse,

OH SNAP!

Sincerely, Trap

-Dear creators of Sesame Street,

Kids are still fat. Can I come back now?

Sincerely, Cookie Monster.

-Dear DirectTV commercial,

Please do not tease me with the existence of teacup giraffes.

Sincerely, I actually tried to buy one.

-Dear salsa claiming to have a "authentic Mexican flavor",

This is what Mexicans taste like?

Sincerely, confused salsa eater.

-Dear Doc Brown,

Instead of inventing a time machine, why not do something useful like cure Parkinson's disease?

Sincerely, Marty McFly

-Dear five-year-old stepson,

Please inform your generation that poorly animated and written cartoons with no imagination that teach you Spanish are not good TV programming.

Sincerely, Everyone Raised On Ren And Stimpy

-Dear 2011,

We thought you would have flying cars and robots by now, but congrats on the backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals...

Sincerely, 1950.

-Dear trees,

Please stop the massive orgy, I haven't been able to breathe in days.

Sincerely, allergy sufferer.

-Dear World,

Thanks to all who came to our wedding. It now appears that Kate's maidenhood was, in fact, Osama Bin Laden's final horcrux. Fear not; I have destroyed it. I apologize for not discovering this sooner. God save the queen.

Sincerely, Prince William

-Dear Prince William,

Do you sing "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" in private?

Sincerely, I know I would...

-Dear people,

Please help, I'm 20 years old and I can't get a better job than at a fast food place. I'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. I'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. I'd leave, but I can't pass my drivers test, or any test I've ever taken. I'm in love with one of my only friends; she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle, but, I'm stuck in the friend zone. My only other friend is this guy who i'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally handicapped. To top it all off, I live in a freaking pineapple.

Sincerely, Spongebob S Pants.

-Dear kid who bullied me all through grade-school,

It's funny you're still taking my lunch money...

Sincerely, I asked for no mayo

-Dear platypus,

So let me get this right, you're part duck, part beaver, lay eggs, produce venom and you sweat milk and have your young lick it off you instead of just having nipples?

Sincerely, proof God does shrooms

-Dear Satan,

When you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Sincerely, heaven?

-Dear military funeral protesters,

You wouldn't be able to do that without us. You're welcome.

Sincerely, a soldier

-Dear boys,

When you're not in the building, we use the mens room because urinals fascinate us.

Sincerely, girls.

-Dear boyfriend,

When texting "my shirt smells like you..." be sure to spell "shirt" correctly.

Sincerely, girlfriend.

-Dear fat woman on the bus with an attitude,

Perhaps you could lose some weight if you ran like your mouth does.

Sincerely, please shut up.

-Dear life,

Thanks for the lemons, I made grape juice.

Sincerely, Chuck Norris

-Dear Hogwarts,

Please send me another letter. I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin shot my owl.

Sincerely, It's not my fault I live in Alaska

-Dear world,

Wanna hear a bird joke? No?

Sincerely, well this is hawkward...

HEY WORLD! VIDEOGAMES SUCK BALLS! GET A LIFE YOU LOSERS!!!! READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING, HEYZUS CREESTAS!!