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I fell into the Twilight zone four years ago and have been an voracious reader of Edward and Bella ff ever since(the smuttier, the better.) I'm a stay at home mom and freelance writer who spends way too much time reading ff and avoiding deadlines. I'm trying to get the courage up to post some of my own stories someday ... I liked the Twilight movie because it's so campy (plus Rob looks hot when he's not caked in too much white make-up. Seriously, who did the make-up for that movie?)but have a hard time sitting through the other ones. I just prefer ff for all the hot stuff that's missing from the movies. Plus, there are some really great writers out there who do a much better job than Stephanie Meyers(heresy, I know, but that's just how I feel!)

Maybe I'll get an avatar one of these days...

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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 458,648 - Reviews: 25335 - Favs: 6,606 - Follows: 6,688 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 5470 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen - the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group - is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 9802 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19526 - Favs: 9,151 - Follows: 6,712 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Undefined Affair by jayhawkbb reviews
Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,742 - Reviews: 4369 - Favs: 4,267 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14750 - Favs: 11,116 - Follows: 7,988 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8523 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amongst the Living by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Bella a college graduate returns to live with her father. She meets an anxiety ridden Edward. When she tries to help him she learns maybe he's the one really teaching her how to live. AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,762 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making music reviews
Short and sexy, just the way you like'em. If you're not 18, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete