Author has written 7 stories for Fire Emblem, Parodies and Spoofs, Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.
Oh dear, how long has the camera been rolling? WHAT?! Sweet baby Jesus! Cut the camera, CUT THE CAMERA!
Country: Canada. We can play hockey, and we can dance!
Age: Just a number. But in my case, a number around 16.
Intrests: Video games of all sorts, books, theatre, Shakespeare, the works.
Sometimes I write things. Here are things I write about.
-Lord of the Rings
-Total Drama Island
-West Side Story
-Fire Emblem PoR and RD
This is my Tumblr. Follow the Tumblr. Be the Tumblr.
Lots of awesome shit be thar. .
I also would very much enjoy to nom him. -Robyn Mallory Mackensie, my best friend
Tadaa!, whoops, who put that chair there, I could have been killed! -Makalov, FE RD
What's the point in living if i cant be beautiful!? -Howl, Howl's Moving Castle
Post mortem engagment followed by a mariachi dance party? -Josh Ramsay from Mariana's Trench
You could wash two babies in there. and a duck. -Joe Trohman
If you write Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the Death Note dies. -My Sister
You can never, ever hurt a lady! -John, aka Robyn.
Uwee hee hee! -Valtome
"what are you doing, thats my child!"
Yes, i will be your valentine. we will roll around in glitter and eats lots of chocolate. -Adam Lambert
Never trust a baby with... A MUSTACHE! -Button
"Nah, no, that's alright! I'll just... you know... stay here and... knit or something... ooh look, a bear!" -Kieran, FE PoR
"AND WE'RE GONNA EAT CAKE, AND RENT PONIES, AND FLY TO MARS, AND-" Myself in the voice of Carmen
"Die, potato!" "Not today." -Flipnote
"Haha, and they said i could never teach a llama to drive!" "AHHHH!" "NO LLAMA, NOOO!" -Flipnote
Zihark: Well, this is a little weird..."
"If the sky falls tommorow... have clouds for breakfast?" -???
"He pushed me down a flight of stairs, girl. I think my swearing was justified." -Kurtis
"Dude, I'd hit that wall so hard the person to pull me out would become King of England." -???
"I SWEAR I'M GONNA GO KICK HIM IN THE... SHIN." -Jenny "Twit" Morgan
"You know Carmen, you're gonna have a really hard time looking after your wife." -Crystal
"And he screamed so loud... hahaha!... And spooked all the unicorns!" -Micaiah, Questions and Answers, written by me though, so I guess me.
"Oh. My. God. I NEED A MATCHING SCARF, THE FATE OF THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT!" "Dude, chill. Take mine." "You're always there for me." -Kurtis, me, Kurtis
"Woah. Edward Cullen isnt's a human, or a vampire. He's a whole new speices of forbidden creature." "You don't mean-" "That's right. He's a Gary-Stu." -Me, Twit, me
"This is a magical crate that is impervious to magic, specalized weapons including Ragnell, Excaliber, ect., dinosaurs, shapeshifting, enchanted jewelry, and Death Notes." -Mary-Sue Hunters
"It's a chicken weilding a weapon that kills people flawlessly and whenever they want. What can possibley go wrong?" -Me
"For the last time, potlucks have nothing to do with leprechauns." -Catherine
"I've got a jar of diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirt!" -Jack Sparrow
"So that's it? You're really gonna marry her because she can bake brownies?"
"What is this?" "An edoscopy in Chuck Norris's stomach." "Oh, that explains why you're searching through endless twisted metal and there are dead children everywhere." -Something from my head that happened while playing Trauma Team
"YOU'RE HOT, MARPESSA!" "I LOVE YOU!" James and Lucas from A World That's Entirely Our Own
"GET AWAY FROM HER, SHE'S MINE!" -James
"COME PARTY WITH US, PATTY!" -Lucas
"YOU FATTIE, YOU'RE GONNA BREAK THE SWING SET!" -James
"Really? If you know everything, than what's my favourite colour?"
"Because, shockingly, we are more competent than we look." -Janaff, from something i dont remember
"Alright, so I was playing Fire Emblem with my sister beside me, and you know the part where the Laguz are across from Begnion at the Ribahn River? Well, I can totally imagine them just shouting at each other, all like: "YOUR MOM!"" -Author of What REALLY Happened at the Ribahn River
"Did you just say you're wearing invisible pants?" -Rose
"Yes. You're gonna suffer from... Italianopasta-osis." -Me, regarding a very oddd conversation we promised would never leave the room. Oops.
"Oh, hey, it's me. I'm too lazy to login right now..." -Not sure who, but STORY OF MY LIFE!
"We were in... kind of a treacherous mountain area." -Elijah Wood
"Admittedly, I've wanted to do that for a long time... but... maybe we shouldn't talk about that." -Viggo Morteson
"Do you wear wigs?
"I saw stars. I think I fell in love for a split second... and then... I felt a bit sick." -Billy Boyd
"You have my sword."
Dom in German accent: "You do movie with Flipper the Dolphin, right?"
"And do you know what that power is?"
"What's the problem?"
"THE QUEEN'S MEN ARE ATTACKING!" -Some Soldier Guy from Fire Emblem, Radiant Dawn
"hey frodo, i totally forgot earlier, but i really needed something else detroyed while you were in mordor. you don't mind heading back out there and taking care of it for me do you? it's just, you know, kind of a big thing, like it could destroy the world and all that, but, i mean, i know you just got back and you're probably pretty tired, what with the time difference and all. so if you can't, that's cool, i just figured since you have some experience and all...talk to you later. xoxo love gandalf" -Robyn Mallory Mackensie. That totally made my life.
"So do I, orange one, so do I." -Snape in Potter Puppet Pals- Snape's Diary
"NOOK AND CRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Apollo Justice
"Lucas, what are you doing?"
"He's a beast!!! And not in a good way!" -Simran
"YOU... SHALL NOT... PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -no parking sign with Gandalf on it :)
"Still not King."
"Nobody's bothered to get Eowyn out of the cave yet."
"In other news, Gandalf died."
"Killed by Orcs. Stupid Orcs." -The Very Secret Diaries of Aragron Legolas and Boromir
"Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuurooooon!!!!!!!!!! You suck!!!" -How Lord of the Rings Should Have Ended
"Garlem! Come back!"
"Please, please please switch kids with me." -Naesala, from a story I have yet to release! ;)
"Her name is Shark!"
"Stubble update: satisfactory." -Aragorn, the Very SEcret Diary of Aragorn
"Pain is your friend!" -Jamie Hynemen
"Why aren't movies turned into books?"
"Haha... he's gonna kick the f*ck outta me for that one." -Dom Managhan
"It is the year 1888!" -DeeDee
"Soren! There's Kool-aid in my pants, Soren! OH MY GOD, It's COLD Soren, GET IT OUT, SOREN!!!" -Robyn
Love is like a snowmobile racing across and arctic tundra. Suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. at night... the ice weasels come. -Matt Groaning
"Love is like a peanut butter sandwich. The two poeple are the bread, and the peanut butter is the love that holds them together." -Myself, again.
"Let's cover ourselves in peanut butter and stick together forever!" -Robyn, following shortly after previous quote.