Author has written 16 stories for Maximum Ride, Mentalist, Avengers, Thor, Sherlock, and Blacklist.
Call me Ishmael. Actually, don't. Call me SS, or sharpestsatire, or whatever variation of that. I'm not too picky.
I like to think I'm quirky, but I'm probably just average. I've managed to trick people into thinking I'm smart. (Spoiler: I'm not.) I've written long enough that I know which "hang" to use in context, but I'm still human, so spelling mistakes will be found. I like reading and reviewing books, because it helps me sort out my feelings better on the book in question. I like writing because insanity is an option I'd like to avoid, though one could argue this hobby does nothing for my sanity... Anyway.
Fanfiction is both a joy and bane of my existence.
what I'm working on
—a full semi-blackfrost Avengers type fic
—various one shots, or slightly longer, fics that happen at various points without much thought
(Flash Photography has been discontinued. Many apologizes!)
You don't have to worry about me going on ad nauseam about each of my stories, unless you actually ask and then all bets are off. If you want to know more about a particular story: PM me or ask me on Tumblr about it. I might have something in notes somewhere to answer your question.
All the fanfics I have on here are in various states of... learning. I wouldn't direct you to read Save You, but I wouldn't mind getting feedback on Roses & Thorn Bushes. I may not necessarily even agree with the arguments I made in them anymore. Kind of a disclaimer, I know, but still.
"There is a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction.'" -Joss Whedon
"All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet - it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you." -Joss Whedon on Fanfiction
“Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.” -Lev Grossman