sharpestsatire
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Joined 02-26-10, id: 2270851, Profile Updated: 06-13-24
Author has written 18 stories for Maximum Ride, Mentalist, Thor, Sherlock, Blacklist, Avengers, and Star Wars.

I usually write one-shots as they help me sort out my feelings on recent plot twists or cliff hangers of shows or movies I watch and books I read. Fanfiction isn't my focus, unless absolutely taken over by a fanfic idea which has been known to happen, since I write original work I want to publish one day too.

If you want to know more about a particular story, PM me or ask me on Tumblr about it. I might have something in notes somewhere to answer your question and I'd love to chat! Tumblr: https : / / sharpestsatire. tumblr. com/


2024 update:

Due to this site possibly being shut down eventually and AI scraping, I'm slowly moving my stories to ao3: ht tps : / / archiveofourown . org / users / sharpestsatire / profile

Classic fanfictiondotnet doesn't let you link directly, or the option is broken currently, so just copy and paste the link and remove the spaces. Basically, I'm on ao3 by the same username and any fics on here are also under the same name. :) All my stories will be locked on ao3 (see: AI scraping) but if you have an account you can read my stuff. I can invite you to ao3 if you need. Just shoot me a PM here. I've also been writing new stories I don't post here, so hope to see you there!

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from the ashes reviews
Ben Solo was adrift when they find him. Perhaps there was a hidden First Order base nearby or perhaps they had simply left him adrift far from civilization so there'd be no chance of anyone finding him. Either way, he was in a nameless patch of the galaxy, in a ship big enough that it could not be flown easily without a small crew. He was alone.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
astraphobia reviews
noun. psychiatry. an abnormal fear of thunder and lightning.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Thor, Loki - Complete
metaphors and tales reviews
"Red, we need to talk." In the history of mankind itself, no good had ever come of those words, but Liz couldn't think of phrasing it any other way.
Blacklist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2015 - E. Keen, R. Reddington - Complete
want to die in light reviews
For all Liz preached of vulnerability, she could only sit so long in Red's presence with tears falling before she had to leave. (Post 2x14/T. Earl King VI tag.)
Blacklist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2015 - E. Keen, R. Reddington - Complete
Sentiment reviews
Them moving on was good. John getting married to Mary was good. This he can say honestly. (Spoilers through The Sign of Three.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Secrets & Strength
Secrets were heavy things but Molly Hooper was strong.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Molly Hooper - Complete
Fall
You live in a world of princes and kings. Did you really think this would end well for the youngest son?
Thor - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Loki - Complete
Silence & Sound reviews
Silence speaks. It is a different way to mute or torture your enemies. And the cell is soundproof.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Shadow To Light reviews
If this was freedom, I didn't want it. If this was freedom, I hated it. (E House era. Pre TAE.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Flash Photography reviews
Discontinued.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Intense & Particular reviews
"If a person like me can care for you, with all your intensity and particularness, it's only a matter of time before someone else will see what I see right here. I may be rude and a headache to you, but I'm a superb judge of character." 4x22 tag.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
All The Books & Movies Say So reviews
"Girls and boys are never friends for long."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
21 Years reviews
"And then?" Iggy asked. "And then," I said. "We save the world." Post-Angel. My take of how the MR series should end.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,611 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Words Are Weird reviews
In which Iggy roblets Max and Max is, according to Iggy, an aretaloger. Words are weird. RE-EDITED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Roses & Thorn Bushes reviews
For a while, I mistook Fang for a thorn bush. Somehow, Fang was a thorn bush without any conscious thought on my part.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Save You reviews
My life was bad enough. If I could take away the pain Itex had created for these experiments, I would...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Natural Thing To Do reviews
Fang seemed to think kissing me on the nose, like we were a long term couple, was a natural thing to do and gazed quietly at me, while I stared blankly back at him, heart thumping at a blistering pace. RE-EDITED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Exact Moment reviews
The exact moment Fang realized he was in love with Maximum Ride. Oneshot. Short and cliche.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete