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Author has written 2 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Glee.

Ok so hi, im Sarah. I live in the south so please excuse my ability to use proper gramar in my ANs. Um i love glee, Klaine and (your goin' ta hate me) Puckurt. Yup, i'm just weird. I also like Malec from mortal instruments series:). Also, im sorry for my inhability to spell and write good stuff fast. Love y'all and thanks for reading, Sarah. :)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I LIVE IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY THAN MY NATIONALITY, so I MUST not care about my home country and be a terrorist.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(one word: ick.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm QUIET when I don't know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I HAVE ASPERGER'S SYNDROME, so I MUST be unable to communicate.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm ICELANDIC, so I MUST wear a horned helmet.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

I'm gonna be a nerd for one second... NOT COOL guys, don't stereotype.

What do you like to do in your free time?

hmm..i read ALOT of fanfictions, deviantart, read in general, watch BBC

What's your fav colour?

Purple

Do you ever fight with your best friend?

Yup but we get over it

Whats your favorite ice-cream flavor

Strawberrry

Do you think you are beautiful?

nope

Who is your favorite singer?

oh god we will be on for hours.

my chemical romance

papa roach

30 seconds to marspanic at the disco and funny enough... glee xD

If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?

1. To have a loving boyfriend

2. to dye and cut my hair

3. to do what i want

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Yup

Where would your dream wedding be?

In a snowy meddow or spring field

Do you want to tell your friends what you're watching on TV tonight?

i dont really care

Have you ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend?

yup

How old are you?

13 years old

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7572 - Favs: 7,927 - Follows: 7,488 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
I Dont Know When by imaginarykite reviews
Kurt doesn't know when things started to change between him and Noah Puckerman. He just knows that between you and me, Puck is starting to look a little nicer in his eyes. Rated for mature language, mature themes and violence. -HIATUS.-
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,017 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
One Big Happy Family by ChrystalMart reviews
Life with the Hummel-Puckerman's is never dull… This is the sequel to Kids say the Darndest Things
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,996 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Washing Away by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
The Warblers go on a field trip to one of the most beautiful spots in America. But it isn't so beautiful, though, when a hot surfer takes a fancy to Blaine. Emotions run high. Can the ocean calm everyone enough to save Kurt and Blaine's relationship?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,740 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton Academy: A Strange New World by emquin reviews
Klaine. Eventual Wavid. Kurt is stepping into a whole new world whether he is ready for it or not. After all, behind the face of structure, tradition, and well mannered boys there is chaos just waiting to be unearthed. My take on Kurt at Dalton.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 171,667 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pride by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
Kurt wants to show his pride...His pride for his sexuality, his boyfriend, and himself. He finally gets his chance, but when an unexpected guest stops by for a visit, Blaine has to remind Kurt of who he is as a person. Sequel to 'Steps to Sexy'. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,326 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I've Never by effingbejeezus reviews
May include spoilers from Britney/Brittany to recent episodes From a harmless game of I've Never, Puck and Kurt started to get to know each other without the usual awkwardness. What could possibly go wrong with this? Beta'd from Ch.3 by: PteraWaters
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,752 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Puck, Kurt H.
It Has To Be You by never-happy-ending reviews
Puck didn't know why, but hurting Kurt was something that he enjoyed a little too much. Or at least it was, until the day he saw the diva crying. rating may change
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,941 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by threetequilafloor reviews
Blaine brings Kurt some Lindt chocolate. Finn is having major withdrawals.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by BittersweetDeceit reviews
-Based off released song, episode segment prediction- Kurt's transfer back to McKinley has been hard enough without his boyfriend refusing to talk to him. And where is the rest of the Glee club? Perhaps a surprise is in store for Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Super Duper Cute by KennyIsOrange reviews
Blaine has been super depressed since Kurt transferred. The Warblers plan to help Blaine, with the help of Kurt and some music of course.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hermione At McKinley by KennyIsOrange reviews
Hermione ets a job teaching at McKinley High School. She doesn't like the way some of the students treat a certain couple. Fierce!Hermione.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hermione G., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Satisfied by Morralls reviews
Blaine decided to take Kurt to a picnic for their one month anniversary, but things don't quite go the way he planned. Rated t for language and makeout scenes.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sing a Little Song for You by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Just for the record, whenever you search Blaine Anderson on YouTube, prepare for hilarity to ensue. But, Blaine won't let the embarrassment be a one way street.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Happy Place by KennyIsOrange reviews
"When my parents would fight, I had this wonderful place that I could come to in order to not hear them all the time..." In which Blaine's parents are violent and Kurt is a fantastic boyfriend. Has a nice Fluff to Angst ratio. T for curses.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Vulnerable by KennyIsOrange reviews
Klaine transferred to McKinley. Kurt realizes he doesn't know so much about Blaine.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Dalton Disaster by rosedale reviews
When something horrible happens at Dalton everyone is left shaken. Based on the fanfic Dalton by the wonderful CP Coulter. The characters of Blaine and Kurt belong to Glee and the illustrious Ryan Murphy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,695 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ah, But It's Cold Outside! by reraimu reviews
"I really can't stay," Alec grumbled. Magnus grinned. "Baby it's cold outside." Inspired by that Klaine number in Glee, Malec style. One-shot. Fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Gives Me Courage by dapperyklutz reviews
Accidentally eavesdropping on Kurt and Mercedes talking through Skype, Blaine becomes inspired and does something for him, with the help of The Warblers, New Directions and Kurt's family. Sometimes, it takes courage to be your true self. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I Can't Think Of A Damn Title For This by KennyIsOrange reviews
Blaine transfers to McKinley with Kurt. Kurt does something amazing. *wishes this description sounded more attractive*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Blaine Thinks Too Much by DevDaron reviews
It's their first kiss, they both know it's about to happen, and when they lean in; Blaine just stops and thinks, of all things. Then they may just get a bit carried away. Klaine. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Shelgr Hjarta by EverAlice reviews
As the War rages on Arya finally dicovers her feelings for Eragon... Will he except her?...Will Galbatoix rip them apart?..Or will there love die in flames? ExA/ MxN/ SXSH..Most Characters OOC.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,031 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
The Path Ahead by Liselle129 reviews
Aang and the others have some decisions to make after the eclipse. Now a rewrite of the second half of the third season. Ch 46: Epilogue. The story is complete.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 151,027 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Katara, Aang - Complete
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Kurt and his Mood Swings reviews
Kurt has some very weird mood swing...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
What happens in a life time reviews
Why do things turn out the way they do? Why do the ones you love have to leave? What happens when, just as Katara and Aang learn of each others feelings, soemting happens to change ones mind? Will one beable to over come the loss of love?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Aang, Toph