State of Mind: Insane, Multiple Personalities, Inhuman(sometimes)
Likes: Evil, War, Guns, Weapons, Brawling, Fighting, Shooting, Swearing(People say I do it too much, too many times), Stories, Anime, Manga, RTS games
Dislikes: Good , Peace, Killjoys, Peace-lovers
Religion: Protestant(born) or Atheist(Adopted half-time)
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
If you believe everyone is the same on the inside no matter what we look like on the outside, copy and paste this onto your profile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS:Helps you up when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS:keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FAKE ASS FRIEND:Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
REAL FRIENDS:Takes yours and says, "Run Forest run!"
FAKE ASS FRIEND:Will help you move.
REAL FRIENDS:Will help you move the bodies.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
If you dont care if your not popular,you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and dd your name: Gaara's weakness,Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, UnlovedAliceCullen, xNatexRiverx, Yorukifon, Kuro Hyuga
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.
CREDIT GOES TO CRAZY CHIBI-SAMA FOR MOST OF THESE
"Merry Christmas." Francis, Left 4 Dead
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. (Do it. I dare ya.)
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. (Funny how that works out.)
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on. (Always happens...)
It doesn't look like the bridge is out. ( Same guy who said that also said lightning doesn't strike the same place twice)
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. (They work very well, but duct tape works best on people.)
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. (The language of idiots. Where's my dictionary?)
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. ( Do I get paid for this?)
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes... (And the ability to duck)
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence? ( I THINK NOT!)
Ankle: a device for finding furniture in the dark...( Mouth: Device for shouting colorful language after using Ankle)
The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent. ( Oh, crud! It actually does!)
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. (Darn Straight!)
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. (AMEN)
We are the Black Sun. We. Will. Not. Fall.(From my original(yet unpublished, even in FictionPress) work)
If you like any of them, feel free to share them.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
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My Aria(If you think it sucks then it probably does. I'm working on it)
I am the Blade of my Soul
Death is my Livelihood
Destruction is my Path
I have been a thousand People
I have lived a thousand Lives
Each day I wait, Each day I pray
That I may at long last witness
THE RISE OF HUMANITY