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Joined 02-27-10, id: 2271297, Profile Updated: 01-15-12
Author has written 14 stories for Mentalist.

AVATAR IS NOT MINE (EVEN THOUGH I WISH IT WAS).


Hi! My name is Emily and I'm 16 years old. Unfortunately, I'm currently not updating and/or posting new fics, as much as I wish I could. I'm not actually supposed to be on here anymore... heheh. :P

I like to write "books" with my friends, where we take turns writing things from our points of view. It's a great way to pass time during Geometry. We like them so much that we continue them during summer vacay via email.

I write because I love writing and because it seems to be the only thing I'm good at besides Wii Tennis. This means that if someone decides they're going to insult me and my writing, I'm going to try my best to ignore them. I have anger issues, so that probably won't work out. Aren't I nice: I'm giving you a warning.

CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM: Give. Please. I can tell the difference between helpful comments and just-plain-mean ones.

I'm hyper and random and probably one of the weirdest people you'll ever meet, if you ever meet me in person.

Sometimes I have everyone and other times I don't have anyone, mostly by choice. I'm very much like Patrick Jane, "filled with equal parts self-loathing and self-love." That's not a good thing, by the way.

I refuse to see a psychiatrist, I'm scared of clowns, and I want to be a police investigator when I grow up.

I want to visit California, possibly live there, and I want to live in Japan for at least a year and vacation in Australia.

I aspire to meet all of my favorite actors, actresses, and singers, and to lead my own team, but right now I just need to get through high school. I also want to meet all the friends I've found on FFN (you know who you are) because they are the dearest and best friends I will ever have.

My prized possessions are my Jane/Lisbon Tshirt; my MP3 player; my kitten; my cellphone; my flash drive with all my fics on it; my Mentalist DVDs; my Bones DVDs; my dog; my cockatiel; and the little stuffed cat I've had since I was four.

My favorite TV shows are The Mentalist; Bones; NCIS: Los Angeles; NCIS; CSI: Crime Scene Investigation; CSI: Miami; CSI: NY; Criminal Minds (I love cop shows); House; Desperate Housewives; and The Good Wife. (I also have an obsession with the manga/anime Black Butler, which I really do love!)

My favorite writers are Edgar Allan Poe; Simone Elkeles; Beth Fantaskey; Stephen King; Jane Austen; Lemony Snicket; and Heather Brewer.

My favorite singers/bands are Linkin Park; The Devil Wears Prada; Keith Urban; Brad Paisley; The Script; Lady Gaga; Train; Daughtry; Don Henley; Michael Jackson; and The All-American Rejects.

My favorite song at the moment: "Subarashii Hibi (Wonderful Days)" cover by .

My favorite actors/actresses are Simon Baker; Robin Tunney; Gregory Itzin; Emily Deschanel; and David Boreanaz.

I love the Chicago Bears football team. I cry when they lose and swear revenge against the team that won. No, I don't only like them because a certain Senior Agent does, why would you think that?

I love uncooked Ramen noodles and Mountain Dew Whiteout, but not together.

I am not a huge fan of Christmas because I think it's too commercial and I always eat too much, but I love New Year's because it's also my birthday.

Snow and I have a love/hate relationship.

Sometimes I wish I was completely and utterly alone except for Internet connection, a laptop, my MP3, a television, and my flash drives.

I love my brothers (don't tell them), my mom (don't tell her), and my daddy (he knows that).

Guess that's all. Anytime you want, you can send me a message: just to say hi or to start a conversation.

For any of you who have read my stories, I thank you for always giving me good reviews and making me feel like I belong somewhere. You give me ideas and I really appreciate it! Thanks so much! ATTENTION FANS OF JANE/LISBON: Feel free to join the following forums: the Jello Forever Forum and the Jane/Lisbon Forum. They are both free and filled with great people!

*...YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH THE MENTALIST WHEN...*

you listen to references to the show in every song

the majority of emails in your inbox are about The Mentalist

you have a Mentalist playlist on your Ipod/Mp3 player

you can type "The Mentalist" really fast because of all the times you've Googled it

you are in class and start drawing RJ smiley faces on your notebook, of course with your red pen

you bust out Mentalist quotes when the time calls or randomly in the day

you start to refer to people as irksome instead of plain annoying

you have your hair cut like Lisbon's

you write Fanfiction for The Mentalist everyday

you freak out when you see crows hovering overhead

you practice being deadpan like Kimball Cho even when someone tells you a joke

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU FELL UNDER ANY OF THE ABOVE!!

Copy and paste this if you think Red John's voice is gayy

Copy and paste this if you think Red John is Partridge from the season 1 pilot

Copy and paste this if you can't think of something to copy and paste like me :)

Copy and paste if you think Patrick Jane and Teresa Lisbon are one of TV's best crime fighting duos and gotta get together! :)

Copy and paste this if you think B/B are one of TV`s best crime fighting duos and gotta be together!

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to your profile, so he can gain world domination!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before, put this in your profile.

If you've ever hit your toe in a door, put this in your profile.

People I absolutely HAVE to thank:

Lisbon94: You are my sister and I love you!

Charrisma: Hope school's going well, girl! Love you!

lysjelonken: You are a wonderful person and you have amazing ideas!

Lizzybeth93: You are a great beta! Thank you!

D Gelyn: We've sort of strayed from pairing debates, but you're a great friend!

My aunt and grandma (random, I know): Thank you thank you THANK YOU for letting me use your television to watch The Mentalist! I'm sorry you have to put up with my squealing!

Quotes from my messed-up life:

(At my locker in seventh grade)
Brianna: I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder.
Me: You have Obsessive Colon Disorder?!

(Standing by the fence at the county fair trying to watch the dirtbikes)
Cop at county fair *walks up behind Melissa: What are you doing?
Melissa: Texting my mom.
Cop: Well, you can't stand here.
Me: Why, are we blocking your view?

Mom: The only way to get on the workforce there is if you're a juvenile delinquent or if you have a handicap.
Me: I qualify! I'm this close to going to juvie and I have selective hearing.
Mom: Stop it. Hey, I know. You could steal my car.
Me *looks at piece-of-crap Honda minivan: Tell me again why I would want to steal that?

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Red Breath by Simonisthecuttestmentalist reviews
A lunch run goes dangerously for two members, what will happen...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
When You're Away by hanuka reviews
Jane leaves California to find Red John. Lisbon runs through her memories of them together. Each chapter will be set to a song. T for language and sexuality.Please review! I own nothing. We're going M later on.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 24,603 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
My Immortal by Sectumsempress reviews
Jane is murdered by Red John instead of his family and returns as a ghost to warn them of danger. But Lisbon is the only person who can see him! AU
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,228 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Where's the Dislike Button? by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
Patrick Jane: If Teresa Lisbon deletes me off facebook does that mean we are not friends? Angst and humor. Original Summary: The team have facebook. Teresa just changed her relationship status. Obviously, Jane isn't impressed..
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,226 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
50 Ways to Feel by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection based on the Fantasy Script's '50 Feelings' list. Final: Requiem: falling in love is possibly the worst thing they could have done.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,234 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Mediocre Things by Operation Milkdud reviews
Patrick Jane is absolutely certain that he's in love with Teresa Lisbon. Teresa Lisbon is absolutely certain that she's in love with someone else. Rated T because I just can't help myself.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Guardian Angel by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Hightower sends Patrick Jane, the most annoying GA ever, to keep an eye on Teresa Lisbon, a troubled young woman with a bright future. still AU, but give it a try, you never know. COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,820 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
This Might Explain the Lacy Cuffs by Nekouyoku reviews
Bartimaeus teases Nathanial after making a rather...interesting discovery. Set around the 2nd book.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Red Highschool by Steph-Schell reviews
The Mentalist in highschool! There will be Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,220 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Chasing Ash by Rizember reviews
Ash, Meghan and Puck all sat at the table staring at the "new" addition to their little group, freshly saved from the Underworld. Ariella. "Well," Meghan coughed. "This is awkward." Ash/Puck humour, yaoi
Iron Fey Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Puck, Ash
Izaya's Ring by CircusRunaway reviews
Sequel to Shizuo's Bow Tie. What have we gotten ourselves into? Shizaya/Izuo!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Scarlet Mourning by rhapsodybree reviews
Teresa Lisbon hadn't been sure what to expect that afternoon, but this wasn't it: a touchy-feely Jane, a baby in a pram and a trip to the hospital.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Idiot Knight and Squire by UnluckyWriter reviews
In which both of our favorite boys are love-sick idiots. Pairing: Michael/Fisk Rated T just in case...TWOSHOT
Knight and Rogue series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Michael S., Fisk - Complete
Undercover by caffeinekitty reviews
On a night out at a club, Shizuo meets the enigmatic Kanra. Unfortunately for him, she's not... exactly what she seems.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Wake Up by freckleon reviews
Michael makes plans that can change on a dime. Fisk is okay with that.
Knight and Rogue series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Michael S., Fisk - Complete
Unfounded Affection by Lukeprism reviews
When he discovers something about his uptight twin, Rin Okumura sets himself off on a quest of epic proportions; attempting to woo his younger brother whilst completely disregarding the consequences. Okumuracest. Indefinite hiatus.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,964 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O.
IM Chats 2 by RunningWild14 reviews
SEQUEL TO IM CHATS! Read that one first for this to make sence or you will have no idea what this is about! JISBON, RIGSPELT. CHO. By himself. All alone. CHIGSPELT. I know. It's awesome.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Agent and the Consultant by Interface reviews
Everyone knows that they're meant for each other, but their lives may fall apart if they ever, just once, accept it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,915 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Love And Ootoro by caffeinekitty reviews
"All's fair in love and ootoro, ne?"
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Prague is by Purrugly reviews
Beside him, Bartimaeus felt not Nathaniel, not Ptolemy either. He was merely a boy he loved. Set during The Golem's Eye, some Ptolemy/Bartimaeus, but mainly Nathaniel/B. May be slightly OOC?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
In Which Logic Fails by Artificial Dreams reviews
Yukio/Rin. Pure, complete without any proofreading, crack fanfiction at its worst. Enjoy. Relish. Wonder why. Written at a friend's request.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Guns & Ammo by Manderskoinu reviews
Yukio makes Rin help him clean his guns and Rin admits to being 'fascinated' by them. Twincest and mild gun play.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Curiosity Killed his Innocence by D Gelyn reviews
In which Erika explains yaoi, places a bet, and gets a nosebleed. Izaya and Shizuo have…fun and are spied upon while doing so. Mikado is thoroughly embarrassed, Masaomi gets ideas, and Walker laughs his ass off.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Lock and Key by Kiyoshi Kitana reviews
PG, Okumuracest. Rin has learned not to whine during the day while Yukio is away. 800 words. AU in that Yukio is forced to keep Rin as a pet in order for the Vatican to allow Rin to live.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
The Simplest of Plans by Kiyoshi Kitana reviews
R; Okumuracest. Warning for drug use/altered states. Rin thinks that this might be his best idea yet.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Red Eye by lil smiles reviews
Being blind was one thing, having to relive his past was a whole other monster. AU - Tag to 1x16 Bloodshot. Jane/Lisbon. Help-Haiti fic for Cat. Chapter 5: Looney Bin.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
500 Days of Izaya by MeLaNch0LYdreams reviews
A narrative about a debt collector that falls in love with an informant that doesn't believe in love...or not? This is it. This is the part where Izaya says 'we're just friends.' "Come back here! I don't have my wallet today!" Parody of 500 Days of Summer
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Well, This Is Awkward by GlitterTech reviews
Written in response to all those stories where Ciel quite suddenly turns gay for Sebastian. Includes prancing Sebastian, blushing Ciel, Alois getting his hair ripped out, etcetera.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Thanatopsis by Divinia Serit reviews
Collection of oneshots- dealing with Jane/Lisbon, team fic, and a little Rigsby/VP. UPDATED. CH14- The Reckoning- written for Paint it Red Ficathon, Season 3 finale alternative scenario
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Whatever Happened To Patrick Jane? by 713135 reviews
After getting Lisbon suspended, Jane is kidnapped by 'his biggest fan' who used to watch his TV show religiously. Although she seems perfectly normal on the surface, Jane is about to find out just how mentally unstable she really is. - Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,820 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Foolish by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Ciel is much more clever than Sebastian thinks...One-sided Ciel x Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Murasaki Konekosama! by KiriKatana reviews
Coming across a strange woman from a different land in the arms of the Undertaker, Sebastian Michaelis finds himself strangely drawn to the cat woman. Ciel, seeing it as a chance to annoy his demonic butler, decides to take her in a little too quickly.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,903 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sebastian M.
Battlecry by The Sad Privateer reviews
"You are either a genius, or the luckiest idiot on the planet," she remarks to him one day. "And I'm leaning towards the latter."
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bartimaeus, Queezle
Turning Blue by Persephone's Kiss reviews
In the night of Ciel's 18th birthday, he and Sebastian are taking a walk through the woods. Right at midnight, they begin to talk ... / Sebastian x Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Time Waits for No One by Just Mosie reviews
Truthfully she was far from 'all right,' but she would never admit to it. A few hours ago her consultant, Patrick Jane, not only killed the serial killer Red John, but also made love to her in the department issue vehicle. Now he sat in a holding cell.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,294 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Furball by NotYourAveragePenAndPaper reviews
Written for My Ciel, as she has a fondness for wearing cat ears whilst bossing me about. Slight Sebastian/Ciel but mainly fluff. Enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Shizuo's Bow Tie by CircusRunaway reviews
Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Lovely As You Are by yaba reviews
And Jane has to smile, because only his Lisbon would have doubts in this particular moment after everything they've been through together. Jane, Lisbon, and a series of moments that define what they really mean to each other. AU Post-mid S3. Future Fic.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,672 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
To Nathaniel by DangerousBeans01 reviews
It's been two hundred years since Nathaniel died, but Bartimaeus has a lot he never said.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel
But Why? by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
The CBI is celebrating it's 50th anniversary and they are having a ball, and it's compulsory - consultants and all. Lisbon in a dress and Jane in a tuxedo, where will that lead? Jisbon! :-
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,594 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Answers and Admissions by Wldwmn reviews
Missing Moment, Strawberries and Cream Part 1. What was Jane's real reason for refusing to leave Lisbon's side? Definite Jisbon, a little angst, SPOILERS for Season 3 finale obviously .
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Call by information specialist reviews
"For all her bravado that she had to keep him from danger, she'd probably thrown him head first into it." Episode Tag for season finale "Strawberries and Cream". MAJOR SPOILERS!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Teresa L. - Complete
Will You Marry Me? by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
He hopes that if he asks enough, she'll eventually say "yes". J/L COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,438 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
When Feelings Change by Jisbon4ever reviews
"He's a big boy and he can take care of himself, Lisbon. What are you, his mother?" She pinched his arm. "Ouch!" He yelped, rubbing his 'wound'. "That's what you get for being an ass." Lisbon turned to look back out the window and silence fell. JISBON!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,385 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Cyberspace by Holz9364 reviews
Van Pelt accidentally tells Jane that Lisbon has facebook, Jane adds Lisbon & annoys the crap out of her, the result includes a stapler & stitches. Jisbon & hinted Grigsby. I added a 2nd chapter :D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,243 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Wallet by Gone2Far reviews
Finding your family is a good thing even if you have to get shot to do it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,679 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Mango by freckleon reviews
Michael and Fisk get stranded on an island and eat a lot of mango. Weird events ensue.
Knight and Rogue series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Michael S., Fisk - Complete
miserable company by BoltAcid reviews
Nine cheesy, mismatched prompts and one familiar, mismatched pair. Bart/Nat, some Bart/Ptolemy.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Mentalist Episode Tag: Bloodstream, 3x17 by Donnamour1969 reviews
Jane and Lisbon discuss what they each learned from Lisbon's new job description. On the fluffy side. Spoilers, 3x17. Rated T for mild language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Moonlight flooding over me by lysjelonken reviews
After Red John's death, Jane and Lisbon fall into each other's arms. But he's leaving tonight... Jisbon oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Last Night: A Mentalist FanFic by Ashtreerose reviews
Teresa Lisbon is hungover, confused, and... in Patrick Jane's house? What happened last night? Rated T just to be safe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Fractures of Reality by yaba reviews
It's not supposed to be this difficult but it is. And it's up to her to make sure that they don't crumble. Jane/Lisbon Post: 2.23. Sequel to "Dancing on the Precipice".
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,183 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Conciliation by lysjelonken reviews
Lisbon is leaving the CBI for New York, and Jane isn't taking it well. Will he ever see her again? Jisbon, multi-chap
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Infrastructure will Collapse by freckleon reviews
Fisk is happy, which must mean the world is going to end soon.
Knight and Rogue series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Fisk, Michael S. - Complete
Imagine If by raquelvalente91 reviews
Teresa Lisbon is an ex-psychic searching for revenge over the death of her husband and son. Patrick Jane is the Senior Agent working for the CBI. One day, they met and everything changed. J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Chaos by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Sometimes, I understand why he hates me. BartimaeusxNathaniel.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Switching Red by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
"Just when you think his plans can't get anymore idiotic. It happens." J/L-ish.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,116 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
And You Haunt Me by potatopeeling reviews
Set of fifty sentences that act as a glimpse into the relationship of Bartimaeus and his most beloved master. Bartimaeus/Ptolemy friendship and romance.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bartimaeus, Ptolemy
Lies, damned lies and relationships by Tinuviel Rose reviews
Jane comes up with his craziest idea ever: trap Red John by using a new girlfriend as bait. Oddly enough, Lisbon agrees to go along with the plan - but only if she gets the part of Jane's girlfriend. Can this possibly end well?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lost by Lisbon94 reviews
Brennan is out of contact with anybody and Booth discovers she has been Kidnapped. Drama and Angst Ensue. I know it's cliche but I would love it if you would read! :D NEW CHAPTER UP NOW!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Slave by ShunKickShunKers reviews
I think the title speaks for itself: Teresa, a young slave, is bought by Jane, a rich man against slavery. set in the early-mid 19th. Completely AU, you've been warned xD! Rated T might go up to M in further chapters COMPLETE!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,644 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Happy Freaking New Year! by BFangz reviews
Christmas has passed. Holiday depression is running wild. Sacramento or the CBI team are not immune. Sort of a follow up to "Merry Bleeping Christmas"
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
When You're the Target by BFangz reviews
When you're the target, things may not be what they seem! How do you cope and what do you do? Rating change to T for graphic depiction of violence.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Extraordinary by In The Name reviews
Jane's mind, once consumed by revenge, was changing. It was similar to the Grinch, whose heart was two sizes too small, but once he saved Christmas it grew three whole sizes. Ever since Jane had saved Lisbon, not once but twice, he'd noticed a change.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Heat Wave by kognitiveDissonanz reviews
A hot summer day. Jane and Lisbon are on a long car ride. First, the car breaks down but that is just the beginning. When will this heat wave take over them as well?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,019 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Red Ryder by Donnamour1969 reviews
1st story in my Season 3 AU series. Murder. Fog. Sounds like a fun Thanksgiving for Jane and Lisbon, eh? Plenty of humor, mystery and some Jisbon love. Rated T/M for adult content No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,750 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
If It Kills Me by lisbonandjanealways reviews
Jane convinces Lisbon to dance with him at Grace and Rigsby's wedding, and the song catches Lisbon's attention. Based on "If It Kills Me" by Jason Mraz. Rated T, just to be safe. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
O Come, O Come Lisbon by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Now she'd have to make it up to him, and she doubted buying him a hippopotamus would fix anything. J/L-ish. 1st in the Christmas Lights series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Quick Kisses Under the Mistletoe by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
Jane and Lisbon share a kiss under the mistletoe. My take on what I wish would happen in "Jolly Red Elf". For Jisbon-Fan's birthday.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Deeply Scarred by Just Mosie reviews
Upon her arrival, she parked her Chevy Traverse right behind Jane's Citroen and began walking towards the solemn looking bungalow. She kept her head down and refused speaking to the media journalists, vultures in her mind. Jane/Lisbon eventual .
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Lucky Charms by lil smiles reviews
"There are no real apples in Apple Cinnamon Cheerios." "Then why does it have the word 'apple' in its name?" "Corporate brainwashing." Jane/Lisbon fluff. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Last Place on Earth by lysjelonken reviews
Jane finds Lisbon on the last place on Earth he'd ever expect to... Jisbon oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Yet by watchyouwalk reviews
UPDATED/COMPLETE. A two-part look at what the word 'Yet' really means for Jane and Lisbon. Part two written as an entry for the November Challenge on JF. - Cover image made by tromana
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
One Night Stand by 24Mentalistlover reviews
She told Mashburn that it was only a one night stand, but is that what she really wants? It's not what Jane wants, and he'll do anything to show her just how much he loves her. Following the episode "Red Hot" Jibson! :D Read and review please :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Beyond redemption by Afterglow04 reviews
The most powerful lies are those we tell ourselves. Very short Jane one-shot, written for the Jello Forever November challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
A Hot Heaven by Diamond Lily425 reviews
A night in the club. Drinks. Patrick Jane - looking so hot it should be illegal. However, as we all know, choices come with consequences. Need I say more? My first fanfic!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
50 Things to Say by tromana reviews
Jane/Lisbon oneshot collection in response to the Fantasy Script's '50 Phrases' challenge. LAST: Limited: She's his anchor, his life raft. She keeps him floating when he would otherwise drown.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,817 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Strings by lil smiles reviews
The morning after is never quite what you expect it to be. Post 3x07 Red Hot. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Teresa L., Walter M. - Complete
Redress by lil smiles reviews
In the end, he was the unlikely hero to set things right. AU - Post 2x08 His Red Right Hand. Jane/Lisbon. Epilogue: No Red John. Just Lisbon. His Lisbon. COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
This Kiss by lil smiles reviews
She was speechless. He had the uncanny ability to completely unhinge her with a single word. Jane/Lisbon fluff. Part III: I Do. COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Remember Me by In The Name reviews
When the team catches Red John, Hightower doesn't want Jane anywhere near him. "It'll be your job to make sure he's far, far away Lisbon." "And what if he leaves?" "Make him want to stay."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Crimson Disaster by Lisbon94 reviews
Lisbon is late to the office. When she arrives she is covered in her own blood and confused. Rated T for upcoming chapters and maybe M in later chapters.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,623 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Red, Red Wine by In The Name reviews
"This was more than just the effects of alcohol." He whispered in her ear, kissing her neck before pulling her flush against him in an intimate embrace.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Old Team by lysjelonken reviews
A new case send the team back to San Francisco, to work with a unfamiliar team in a joint investigation. Except someone on the team knows them... JISBON features quite a few OCs
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,803 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Five Times by tromana reviews
Oneshot Collection: Five examples of something that has happened to a character. New: Only Almost: or five times Jane and Lisbon almost kissed and the one time they actually did. Birthday fic for Chiisana Minako
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,482 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Need You Now by 24Mentalistlover reviews
AU. Jane says something that may ruin his relationship with Libson forever. JIBSON! Yay for fluff and angst. Read and Review...please? :
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Unbound by tromana reviews
What if Lisbon was the wife that Jane loved and lost? Jane/Lisbon AU
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,874 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Into the Dawn by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Post 2x23, "Instead, we're going to skip all the usual questions and we're going to get straight to the point—what the hell are you doing in my bed?" J/L-ish
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Can't carry it with you by yaba reviews
There's only one place where he needs to be tonight, even if it's the most selfish thing he can do. After suffering yet another blow from Red John, Jane finds himself on Lisbon's doorstep. Post 3.03. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Five Times Teresa Lisbon asked Jane for help by hardly loquacious reviews
...and one time that she didn't. Just a little bit of silliness that I felt like writing. Hope you enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Courting Fire by 221b Baker Street reviews
One possible scenario of a rather important time in the life of young Patrick Jane. A one-off.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Piano by lysjelonken reviews
Jisbon oneshot. Jane finds out what instrument Lisbon plays and it reminds him of his late wife. Better than it sounds. Bantering!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
La vie en rose by Afterglow04 reviews
Jane had never acknowledged his feelings for Lisbon, until he realised it might be too late. Jane/Lisbon one-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Gone by lysjelonken reviews
Angst Jisbon oneshot. She finds Jane sitting on the brown leather couch, sobbing. This hit all of them hard, but none harder than him. Character death involved.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Personal space by Afterglow04 reviews
Lisbon gives Jane a taste of his own medicine. J/L one-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Just a Fine Line by forthecoast reviews
Danny's words follow Jane all the way back to Sacramento. In the aftermath of seeing his brother-in-law, Jane comes to terms with guilt and gratitude. Jane/Lisbon, post-ep for 3x02.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Between the lines by kognitiveDissonanz reviews
When it's New Years's Eve and Lisbon and Jane end up in prison, it's just because of Jane being Jane again. Or is there another reason behind his latest stunt? A Jisbon one shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Consequences by Jisbonrule reviews
"Lisbon jumped back and screamed for what must have been ten minutes." Jisbon one shot. Jane is dwelling on the consequences of his past. Meanwhile, Lisbon is dwelling on some more pressing consequences of her own...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Make Your Heart by yaba reviews
Five times Jane and Lisbon get together, and the one time they make it last. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,560 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Darkening Sky by JisbonRock reviews
The team has Red John so close, but will this take Lisbon away from them and ruin her life? A fair amount of Jisbon and maybe some Rigspelt. T to be safe.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Red Tags by FiveRoses reviews
*Chapter 7: Red Sky at Night - Jane is coming apart a little at the seams, so Lisbon takes him in hand.* Episode tags to various episodes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Interpersonal Relationships by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
It all begins with one email. J/L
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Nightmares by Alydia Rackham reviews
Season 2 finale tag Jane's lack of sleep is jeopardizing the unit, so Lisbon takes drastic action to keep him on her team. She drugs him and stays with him while he rests on the couch. But she is not prepared for his revealing nightmares.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dyspnea by x.lithium reviews
Jane dreams in blue-green, wonder-eyed, cinnamon-lipped Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Polka Dot Shorts by Consulting Mentalist reviews
Lisbon is trying to do her paperwork, but she somehow always ends up daydreaming about Jane! Will any of her daydreams come true? Jisbon, obviously.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
With Nothing But Your TShirt On by In The Name reviews
When the team is forced to sleep in a hotel with only three rooms left, things get interesting. JISBON :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Scarlet Fever by In The Name reviews
When Jane and Lisbon find themselves to be the only members of their team not on some sort of vacation, they are the only ones available to go undercover to solve a case.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,366 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Lucky Number Seven by Partners In Fanfic reviews
A collection of oneshots in which our favorite CBI team is seen in various situations. Seven drabbles a chapter because, let's face it, any one of us would be lucky to be a member of the Serious Crimes Unit.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Patrick J.
A Jealous Interruption by JisbonRock reviews
A Jisbon FanFiction, LOTS OF JISBON, and some anti-Frye!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Epilogue by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Oneshot: Cho has written a romance novel...but aren't the characters familiar? Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Amalgamation by boutondor reviews
What if Jane and Lisbon were already married when the series started? Episode Tag fic. One fic per episode. Fic 17: Prime Trust.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,256 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Questionnaire by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are filling in a questionnaire on their personal preferences and are somewhat surprised by the results. Because, you know, they're a bit dim about certain things that are obvious to the rest of us! One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Variations at an Airport by hardly loquacious reviews
Variations in emotion at an airport as experienced by Teresa Lisbon. Written for the September prompt at Jello-forever: Variations.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Sequel: Regrets and Cocoons by BelleLee reviews
Jane and Lisbon deal with the consequences of a night spent together&Red John doesn't plan on making it easy for them. Sequel to Regrets and Cocoons. NOT a song fic and you don't have to read the other first to understand. Jisbon/Red John & romance/drama
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Online by Idy Adler reviews
A teenage girl is found at the bottom of a ditch just outside of Sacramento. The CBI team is called up to find her murderer. Meanwhile, an agent manages to get by the CBI computer firewalls. **see inside for more, please!**
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
The Sacred Simplicity of a Moment by Just Mosie reviews
Pressing a delicate kiss on every fingertip, he told her all she needed to know. Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
And we'll all float on by yaba reviews
Time pushes forward unwaveringly, but the past is never far behind. Jane and Lisbon somewhere in the distant future. Written for the JF August Challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Accidental Camping Trip by Alex Took reviews
What begins as a normal homicide investigation, leads Agents Lisbon, Cho, Rigsby, Van Pelt and their consultant Patrick Jane deep into the woods of the Sierra Mountains. For what was part of a murder investigation quickly becomes a much bigger adventure.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,136 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Wayne R., Kimball C. - Complete
Cho Friday by BFangz reviews
Friday night. Cho goes out for a cheeseburger. Exciting, huh?
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Kimball C. - Complete
Camp California by Idy Adler reviews
Sacramento skies are acting up, and a blizzard makes road travel impossible. Jane and Lisbon find themselves stuck inside the CBI building with Albert the janitor and Barry from Organized Crimes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Scars by lysjelonken reviews
Jane sees a scar on Lisbon's hip. His reaction could probably have been better... I'm gonna say it's angst and romance, but there's even a little humor in there... JISBON oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Beautiful Pain by Jisbonrule reviews
A lot of Jisbon, a bit of pain and a bit of Red John!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
In Lieu of Retrospection by yaba reviews
While the murder of a cabaret dancer leads the team to investigate a well liked local politician, Jane comes to a few unexpected realizations. Six months after 2.22. Jane/Lisbon. A Secret Summer Santa Gift for lil smiles.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,567 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Patrick's Dilemma by BFangz reviews
After Jane's embarrassing experience at the health club with Lisbon, he decides to get serious. Cho can be as serious as cancer.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Amor Verus Moritur Numquam by Kink Fluff Angst reviews
He never actually loved her.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Musical Jisbon Snapshots by save me san francisco reviews
Songs that came up on shuffle, used as basis for snapshots into Jane's developing feelings for Lisbon and their consequent relationship once he gets that gorgeous behind in gear. Jane's POV. Mush! Review? It is a working progress, I will be adding more.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
GO AWAY, KRISTINA FRYE! by JisbonRock reviews
For all those people who, like me, think Kristina should just leave Jisbon alone!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Teresa L. - Complete
Would you be my boyfriend for 5 minutes? by Little-Firestar84 reviews
A night out with the team, and an ex showing up behaving like nothing happened. Lisbon just wnat to make him regrett leaving her, and Jane seems to feel the same. It was supposed to be a game, but sometimes games go too far. petitj's plot bunny- R and R
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Good Morning, Sleeping Beauty by Holz9364 reviews
Lisbon has a strange dream & Jane discovers that Lisbon talks in her sleep. Complete Jisbon fluff & a lot of childish humour!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Dead Wrong by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
What if it Janes wife wasn t as innocent as she was made out to be, the daughter he loved and cherished wasn t really his and it sends him into a stage of fury and rage? Is Red John too close to home? Entry for the August Jello forever challenge 2010.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
My name is Lisbon and I kick ass by lysjelonken reviews
We all know she's gonna do it one day. Here's my scenario. Dedicated to HelloQuote, aka my awesome cousin Claire, for giving me the idea.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
My second chance by Lisbon94 reviews
Brennan leaves for 6 months on a dig. What happens when she is seriously injured there. I suck at summeries...STILL but please give it a chance!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
GreenEyed Monster by waterbaby134 reviews
A new employee at the CBI takes an instant shine to Jane, but how will Lisbon deal with someone else taking what's hers? JISBON!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Undercover Memories by Lisbon94 reviews
One of the team has to go undercover in a Rock Band. Potentially opening new wounds and reliving old memories. I know I SUCK at summeries but please give it a chance.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Skeletons in her Closet by save me san francisco reviews
Bit of an insight into Lisbon's experience of childhood. i.e. Why is she afraid of closets? Jane is there to listen, and comfort. Little bit out of character as she opens up a lot, but give it a read and see. Oneshot. Reviews make me oh so happy!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Road by lysjelonken reviews
Lisbon gets fired by Hightower and leaves Sacramento. Just in time for Jane to realize his true feelings for her... Where could she have gone? And how will he get rid of Agent Andrea Whitman, her horrible replacement? JISBON! Now complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,701 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Indecisive by lysjelonken reviews
What was meant to be a drabble became a short oneshot. He's observing: For such a decisive, consistent woman, her physical contradicts that in so many ways... Jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Glee: Mentalist style: by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
Yep...so the cbi decides to set up a competition to raise funds for Haiti for a Glee styled singing contest against two of the cbi s best teams! Guess who? lots of singing and fun in this one guys and I wont kill anyone off in this one, I promise: enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,229 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010
Regrets and Cocoons by BelleLee reviews
Tequila and comfort. One shot Jane / Lisbon song fic. Red John gets away again and they take comfort in each other but how will they feel in the morning.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Your Love is My Drug by lu112 reviews
"'No! Go to bed Teresa' her rational side had broken through. She smiled at him and turned to walk away." 3 parter inspired by the Kesha song.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Thrice by theforensicspecialist reviews
Three was their fate.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Who is he, Lisbon? by save me san francisco reviews
A strange, handsome man from Lisbon's past arrives at the CBI. Patrick Jane is...jealous? Surely not. Plot thickens as secrets from her past are brought into the open by the mysterious stranger. Jisbon. Bad summary. R&R. T for language but only used twice
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Stronger by lysjelonken reviews
She's stronger than he is. He knows this all to well. Slight Jisbon oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Locked in Love by AirborneGirl reviews
Lisbon and Jane are getting into a heavy fight while locked up in the shipping container. Can anything good come out of this? Set during and after episode "Blood Money".
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Rainy Days and Mondays by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
A rainy afternoon, an argument, and an accident that might change Lisbon's life forever. For this month's jello forever forums challenge, "Past Tense".
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Perfection by hardly loquacious reviews
It's a horrible thing to lose your link to the future. Patrick Jane lost his years ago. Written for the August Jello Forever Prompt: Past Tense
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
I'm Sick, Not Sad! by RunningWild14 reviews
JISBON ONESHOT. Lisbon is forced to take the day off work when a sudden attack of fever renders her weak. What happens when Jane shows up in her living room to take care of her? Worth the read! Reviews Pwease X
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Self Analysis for Dummies by FiveRoses reviews
The new CBI shrink tells Jane and Lisbon that instead of therapy sessions, they can keep daily journals of their emotions. Since this is the lesser of the two evils, they both comply. And maybe they even enjoy it a little... *Complete*
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,540 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Preterite by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
She hasn't always dreamt in black and white. For the Jello-Forever August Challenge: Past Tense.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
The First of Many Times by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
Patrick Jane's first apology to the Senior Agent of the Serious Crimes Unit, Teresa Lisbon was bittersweet. For the Jello-Forever July Challenge: Lemonade.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
blemish by Morien Alexander reviews
Zuko has lots of scars. Sokka doesn't. It bothers both of them. Very mild Zukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Red Phantom by Bezelburr reviews
The Phantom of the Opera meets The Mentalist. An AU fic for phoenixmagic1
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010
Lemon Shower by Penelope Louise reviews
When life gives Jane lemons, keep out of his way! Apt advice Lisbon ought to have adhered to...
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Put On Your Dress by angel-death-dealer reviews
The case closed pizza ritual was missing one person tonight. It felt strange, unreal, to perform such a crucial gathering without their leader. Lisbon was in the ladies room, getting ready for a date. Jisbon and jealous Jane!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dares by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
""Why that? Why not something else?" She whined, looking up at him." Jane dares Lisbon to do something. Light little Jisbony oneshot. :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Stop and Stare by angel-death-dealer reviews
He stopped, rendered speechless at the sight which captured his attention so intently. He stood facing towards the stairs looking past the others to see the radiant image before him. Making her way down the steps was Lisbon. Major jisbon!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Moment of clarity by Little-Firestar84 reviews
As a single drop of lemonade escaped her lips, Jane removed it with his thumb, and she didn't know why, but she kissed said fingerand images of the past and of a possible future together flooded his mind.Written for the Jello Forever July 2010 chalenge
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Baby Steps by angel-death-dealer reviews
Twenty months, and he had just strolled back into the CBI building without a second though, as if he hadn't been missing, presumed dead for all this time. Jane arrives more than slightly late for Lisbon's liking. Major Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Temptation by NellieRai reviews
AU. The people he worked with didn't know that Red John wasn't human. Jane hadn't known it either until that night he came home to find his family. He hadn't known that Red John was waiting for him or that he planned to turn him into an immortal soul.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Entwined by yaba reviews
The four times Lisbon tells Jane what she wants and the one time she tells him what she needs. Written for lil smiles as part of the Secret Santa Challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Lisbon in Wonderland by ShunKickShunKers reviews
One night, Lisbon works too late and sees a white rabbit...wait, what's a white rabbit doing in CBI Office? a oneshot of complete nonsense and slight Jisbon xD
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Shoot To Kill by waterbaby134 reviews
How does Lisbon deal with an emotional day? Why, she hits the range. But what happens if a certain blonde disturbs her peace? One shot. Secret Santa gift for spyglass.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Apocalypse by hardly loquacious reviews
Definition: 1 Another name for the book of Revelation, 2 Any universal or widespread destruction or disaster; doom, 3 Any revelation or prophecy.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Red Bikini by Marvelnerd23 reviews
When Lisbon gets suspended, Jane takes her out to a day at the beach.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Paramour by atr0cities reviews
I know the name is random. This is little Mentalist/Jisbon oneshots that I made. Hope you guys like them. Please review! Reviews my crack.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,292 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Teresa L. - Complete
Land of the Leprechauns by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
Jane and Lisbon in Ireland. What possibly could go wrong?:D
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Once a Feeling of Perfection by Just Mosie reviews
He laughed, mouth opening wide with a true smile. His eyes squeezed shut, his features showing definite signs of true happiness. 3-shot, First chapter more of a prologue.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In Parentheses by forthecoast reviews
She thinks 'accident' is the worst euphemism of them all. - Lisbon, then and now.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Inner nightmare by Chiisana Minako reviews
Sometimes we don't know we are capable of something until we do it. Lisbon didn't think she would ever change her mind, until she did. Rated T for swearing and violence, spoilers for 2x08. Jane/Lisbon. - COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Smiles by MyGoldenGlow reviews
Lisbon is buried alive, but is it Red John, or someone even more sinister?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,614 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Kidnapping 101 by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
She had warned him "not to do anything that would require hospitalization, gain lawsuits or enact hostage situations" J/L.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Good Witches and White Lies by mswyrr reviews
Missing scene from 2x23. What happened after Red John left?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Stop and Stare by rizzledindigochaser5582 reviews
This time Jane had gone too far.too far and broke his promise of protecting her. What if its Lisbons turn to protect Jane and at whats costs? Will love overcome anger and heartbreak? my really late May Jello forever entry- empty promises
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Letters by morning's-broken-angel reviews
A drabble-y collection of letters from a number of different characters, in a number of different situations. All pairings, genres and aired episodes are considered fair game. SECOND: Bosco leaves a letter for Lisbon. Unrequited love and gallows humor.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Misunderstood by AlternativeRocker reviews
Jane and Lisbon are together and she gets pregnant. She notices he's starting to pull away and can't handle being at the centre of it. Entry for Jello Forever's May challenge, prompt Empty Promises.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Always gets what he wants by FrancescaBoscorelli reviews
Patrick Jane always gets what he wants.Jane being Jane. Jello/Jisbon,Jane solo.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Running Through Red Lights by yaba reviews
She's ruining all his plans to remain aloof and vengeful and he finds himself liking it. Post: Red Badge. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,143 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Green Room by boutondor reviews
Jello Forever May Challenge. "What she remembered the most was the green paint on the walls."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Waiting by Dlvvanzor reviews
He grinned. "Love you more." "Yeah," I agreed, laughing. "Probably." BartxNat oneshot, Bartimaeus POV.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
iPod Shuffle Challenge by Nonadhesiveness reviews
10 short pieces for an iPod Shuffle Challenge
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Broken by AlternativeRocker reviews
Entry for Jello Forever's May "Empty Promises" challenge. Jane has changed everything for everyone with his actions. He knows he needs to let his friends - especially Lisbon - get over him, but it's hard to let them go on without him.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sacrificing a Pawn by ch19777 reviews
“It takes a skilled observer like you to notice that his smile never quite reaches his eyes.” Red John's take on that infamous promo picture for episode 2x23 everyone seems to whine about these days. Entry for the JF May challenge 'Empty Promises'.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
I Loved Her, But by raquelvalente91 reviews
Jello-Forever May Challenge with the Prompt: Empty Promises : Bosco's POV
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Broken Faith by dwennie reviews
Empty words and broken promises were turning into a pattern. 8 promises broken, 1 promise kept. Little bit of J/L. May Jello-forever Challenge entry, Prompt: Empty Promises. Oneshot!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Weekend at Jane's by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
Sequel to "Lisbon's Weekends". It's time for Jane and Lisbon's second movie marathon. This one will change the dynamics of their relationship. ORIGINALLY POSTING UNDER HERMIONE POTTER1990.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Just a Dream by Dance Elle Dance reviews
."I may or may not be having...dreams." Lisbon said, her face starting to color, "About him. In a bathing suit. And I may or may not be spraying him with a hose." Jisbon, oneshot
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2010 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Inevitability by hardly loquacious reviews
Some things are just going to happen, and she knows she won't be able to stop them. May Jello-forever Challenge entry, Prompt: Empty Promises
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Teresa L. - Complete
Serendipity by Divinia Serit reviews
JelloForever April Challenge Entry- "I, being an expert in this sort of matter, clearly must give them a helping hand. I'm a genius." Jane/Lisbon pairing COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Red Wine Cellar by Tinuviel Rose reviews
Jane & Lisbon get locked in a wine cellar and things heat up after they have a bit too much to drink well the alternative is dying of thirst or hypothermia so who could blame them . Not much of a plot, pointless fluff really but I enjoyed writing it.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Consequences of Wishing by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
If he was right, then why did it hurt so much to leave her? J/L Jello-Forever April Challenge: Wishes.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Over by lil smiles reviews
It's all over. Entry to the April Jello Forever Challenge - Wishes. Jane/Lisbon angst. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Denim Dilemmas by waterbaby134 reviews
Photographs of formal occasions and Jane in jeans. And Lisbon hasn't had her coffee this morning. How will she cope? A Secret Santa gift for shoppingluva91. Pure fluff all the way. Rating now T!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,443 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Love At First Sight by FiveRoses reviews
Lisbon falls in love and since it isn't Jane she's in love with, he doesn't cope especially well with this unexpected development. Shippers, fear not: love at first sight naturally can't compete with true love. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Knock Out by anxiousgeek reviews
Jane/Lisbon. Jane never saw it coming. For once.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2010 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Red running shoes by Tinuviel Rose reviews
Jane doesn't like being accused of laziness and decides to get fit. But exercising alone is boring so he follows Lisbon on her morning run. Throw in a thunderstorm and things start to get "interesting".
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Roller Coaster by Tinuviel Rose reviews
The team's latest case takes them to the Adventure Park. Lisbon hates roller coasters but Jane might just change her mind with a bit of persuasion. This is my first story so I hope you find it entertaining.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Alone, Together by anthropologist reviews
What an oxymoron. Lisbon and Jane drink wine and toast to self-destruction, in four parts.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Titanic by Just Mosie reviews
She only knew him for a couple of days, and yet it felt as if it was her destiny to love him.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,715 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
They Will Speak Of Us With Silver Words by Bialy reviews
The final stand at the end of Ptolemy's Gate. Spoilers, oneshot.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Nathaniel, Bartimaeus - Complete
One Day I'll Wake Up by TeresaAmaliaJane reviews
A Vegas casino owner is murdered, Lisbon's hiding something and Jane makes it his mission to figure out what. Jisbon and slight Grigsby. Chapter 10 is officially fixed. Please R&R!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,657 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
When One Door Closes, Another Opens by FiveRoses reviews
If Jane were fired, he might be forced to do some soul-searching and decide what - or who - really matters to him. One-shot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
One, Two, Three by lil smiles reviews
"Don't make me punch you again." "Eh, you punch like a girl." Jane/Lisbon friendship fluff. Episode tag to 2x16 Code Red. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sharing Secret Selves by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon are e-mailing each other under pseudonyms, and each is therefore happily oblivious of the real identity of their new-found correspondent. "You've Got Mail", anyone?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Set the Fire to the Third Bar by Just Mosie reviews
By the time you will get this letter, I will be far away from you. I cannot tell you were I'm going, because I have absolutely no idea where I plan to head. I just want to say I'm sorry for causing you so much pain." *Possible Jello Forever Entry
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,741 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Symphony by Divinia Serit reviews
Their love was never meant to be." Written for the Jello-Forever February Challenge. Prompt- love songs COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Cover Me in Warmth by yaba reviews
“I think it takes a special type of person, one with the kindest heart, to appreciate the beauty in the unlikeliest, most unattractive things.” Jane/Lisbon. Post: Flame Red.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Game, Set, Match by tromana reviews
She’s the bridge between his past and present and he’s not sure what to think of that. Jane/Lisbon. Written for the Jello-Forever February Challenge. Prompt: Love Songs
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lover's Whisper by raquelvalente91 reviews
Second entry for Jello Forever February Challenge. Hope you like it!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Patrick J. - Complete
Near to You by lil smiles reviews
"Near to you, I am healing but it's taking so long." Entry to the February Jello Forever Challenge - Love Songs. Jane/Lisbon fluff. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Imitating Art by FiveRoses reviews
Jane and Lisbon having "literary" discussions about various books and disagreeing about Jane's supposed resemblance to the heroes of said books.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Seven Serenades of Patrick Jane by Iloveplotbunnies reviews
This was going to be fun, Jane decided; he was going to serenade his 'boss' for a week straight with love songs. For The Jello-Forever February Challenge: Love Songs. J/L COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Softly, Like a Song by yaba reviews
Six turning points. Six love songs. The same resolution: they never needed words to tell each other how they feel. Jane/Lisbon. Post: 2.13. Written for the Jello-Forever February Challenge.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,687 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Too Fiercely by tromana reviews
He could only afford one night and if that was what she wanted too, it was what she would get. Jello Forever February 2010 Challenge Entry. Prompt: Love Songs. For boutondor.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Shafted by Ellipsis9 reviews
Patrick Jane usually plays mind tricks on other people, but now he's injured at the bottom of a mine shaft and his mind is playing tricks on him. Character wumph.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Love For Sale by Bezelburr reviews
Lisbon is tired of waiting for happiness, so she takes matters into her own hands, inspiring Jane to do the same.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
What Is It I Really Want? by FiveRoses reviews
Based on what Jane said to Lisbon in 'Rose-Coloured Glasses', when he summed up her personality so neatly.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Lisbon's Weekends by Brown Eyes Parker reviews
My take on what Lisbon does with her weekends. Her weekends, unless she's working, are like her Thanksgiving. She stays at home, eats ice cream, and watches old movies. Jane is the only person who knows she does this. And one Friday night, he joins her.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Antigone by Cathartes reviews
Between the living and the dead, there can be no competition.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Our Song by waterbaby134 reviews
Cos we loved it so much the first time, Jane and Lisbon dance again!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
More Than Words by lil smiles reviews
"All you have to do is close your eyes and just reach out your hand." Yet another 2x11 Rose-Colored Glasses episode tag. Cue the fluffy bunnies. Jane/Lisbon ONESHOT. -Lisbon's POV-
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Heatwaves and Thunderstorms by lil smiles reviews
A series of weather inspired oneshots. Jello-Jane/Lisbon centric. Part 6: Autumn Sunset - The pair remained where they were, content in the stillness, watching the sun dip further behind the tall buildings of the city skyline.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Developing Negatives by FiveRoses reviews
One-shot. Lisbon is in an irritable mood and Jane isn't exactly pouring oil on troubled waters.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
2 Become 1 by lil smiles reviews
"Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on. 'Cause tonight is the night when two become one." Inspired by Episode 2x11 Rose-Colored Glasses promo. Jane/Lisbon fluff. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Art of the Kiss by lil smiles reviews
"Your lips touched my lips. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that constitutes as a kiss." Jane/Lisbon fluff. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Christmas Trees and Hot Chocolate by lil smiles reviews
Jane and Lisbon exchange stories from Christmas past and make new memories for their future. Jane/Lisbon. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Christmas Consultant by waterbaby134 reviews
Lisbon's lonely Christmas is brightened up by her favourite pain-in-the-neck consultant. Another Secret Santa gift for shoppingluva91
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cinnamon by waterbaby134 reviews
Cinnamon scent found in an unlikely place. Another Secret Santa gift for shoppingluva91. Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Far Below the Mistletoe by ch19777 reviews
Minelli's Christmas party doesn't exactly go according to plan for Jane and Lisbon, but it is still a night they'll remember for a lifetime. Holiday fluff. Secret Santa gift for NellieTheItalian.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,504 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Prank Master by Malley reviews
Jane finally decides to ask Lisbon out and Lisbon decides to pull a prank on Jane. A Jane-style prank.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Present Danger by SpaceAnJL reviews
Why you should never take food from the SCU fridge...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Vulnerable by LSR-7 reviews
Spoilers:2.03 Red Badge. What may have happened in Lisbon's home before the therapist came. One shot complete. Please Read and Review.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Still A Girl by Tallie14 reviews
Sequel to "But She's a Girl" but can be read alone...Patrick, Teresa's childhood friend has moved back. I'm bad at summaries, but please check it out!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
But She's a Girl! by Tallie14 reviews
Just a little idea - what would jane be like in kindergarden? and how does our little Jane act around Teresa...when she's a girl and he's a boy and they both know the oppisite sex had cooties! Done!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Three Words by Elfgirl96 reviews
They were short, only one syllable each, and there were only three of them, so how could they carry so much significance? It was only three words, so why did he never get up the courage to say them?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bartimaeus, Queezle
Yes by lil smiles reviews
It was the simple answer to the not so simple question asked of Lisbon. Jane/Lisbon. Lisbon's POV. Minor spoilers from 2x06 Black Gold and Red Blood promo. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
To Wipe Away Her Tears by littlejunebug reviews
My thoughts on what should've happened in Red Badge, contains some spoilers! This actually took a long time to write, since I changed it about a million times, but I think it ended up quite nice. Hope you enjoy, please review ! Rating T/M
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sting by Leighannamarie reviews
After coming face to face with Red John, he caused her pain, he hit her, then hit her...she was nothing but everyones metaphoric human punching bag.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Shutterbug by Divinia Serit reviews
She slowly lifted out the old leather scrapbook and lovingly ran a hand over the cover as she placed it in her lap. Wiping off the thin layer of dust, she opened it to the first page." Written for the JelloForever October Challenge COMPLETE
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by SpaceAnJL reviews
2.03. 'Red Badge' Another missing scene. I will be getting on with 'Two Red Roses', but the plot-bunnies tempted me with chocolate...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Unforgivable by lil smiles reviews
It was supposed to end with Hardy. Unfortunately for the team, Red John had other plans. Post Season 1 Finale. EPILOGUE ADDED. COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,874 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Kill Switch by waterbaby134 reviews
A little trip into Jane's thoughts after "Red John's Footsteps." Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by Ebony10 reviews
Jane finds a surprising document on Lisbon's desk that leads to major changes. A fun, fluffy fic. Jisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
One of Those Days by lil smiles reviews
This morning was anything but a typical Monday morning. He knew the minute he got out of bed that it was going to be one of those days. Minelli's POV. Contains spoilers for the Season 2 Premier. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Teresa L., Virgil M. - Complete
FixerUpper by FiveRoses reviews
One-shot. The team has a barbeque at Lisbon's house.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
From the Desk of Agent Kimball Cho by lil smiles reviews
The world through the eyes of Agent Cho. Chapter 2: "I only caught a few bits and pieces of their conversation. Something about a dog and a harmonica."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Kimball C.
White Knight by lil smiles reviews
Everyone could use a white knight once in a while, including CBI operatives. Jello-Jane/Lisbon friendship. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Over the Hill by lil smiles reviews
Jane receives a surprise gift for his birthday... Jello-Jane/Lisbon friendship. In honour of Simon Baker's Thirtyten. Thank you to SpaceAnJL for that word! ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Moments Like These by Kyuunen reviews
Nine flashes of existence in nine drabbles. Bits and pieces in the lives of Nathaniel and Bartimaeus. BartxNat.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Written Aramaic and Other Tips for Everyday Living by Kyuunen reviews
Somehow, in the thrum of everyday life, the djinni that drives Nathaniel to near insanity is the only thing keeping him sane. Bart/Nat.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Nathaniel, Bartimaeus - Complete
Remedy for Insomnia by FiveRoses reviews
How does one cure chronic insomnia? Chapter 3 - and, yes, this really is the final chapter.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
A Shred of Solace by lil smiles reviews
Another moment of weakness. There had been too many already, too many to count. Jello-Jane/Lisbon angst. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
From A to B by FiveRoses reviews
So what do they talk about when they're stuck in the car together for hours?
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Frustration by SidheAshe reviews
Nathaniel is teased in his office. Not as bad as summary sounds. One-shot
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Nathaniel, Bartimaeus - Complete
Janesitting by FiveRoses reviews
Teresa Lisbon had given her team strict instructions. Patrick Jane was never allowed to go off and investigate by himself.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
It's A Harsh Thing by Existence's Bane reviews
For each breath taken... Bartimaeus/Nathaniel slash. For the 1sentence community on lj, set gamma.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Default Settings by FiveRoses reviews
Oneshot. We all have default settings which determine who we are and how we react to life.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Lone Ranger by lil smiles reviews
Lisbon finds out just what Jane spent the rest of his winnings on. Post Red Handed. Jello-Jane/Lisbon friendship. ONESHOT.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Sunburn by elisheva reviews
Lisbon and Jane go to the beach...Jane/Lisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Paper Cranes & Thai Chicken by waterbaby134 reviews
Spending a little time with Jane makes Lisbon realize some things she'd rather not admit to. Drabble. One-shot. Jisbon of course.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Agent T Lisbon by rhapsodybree reviews
A humorous one shot about a gender mix-up. Lisbon/Jane if you squint.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Bad Seeds by lorcan reviews
In which our CBI team must find enough evidence to arrest a serial killer - even if she's only in the first grade. COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Man Versus Machine by Habeous Corpus reviews
Short oneshot. What happens when Jane matches wits with a lie detector?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Just What I Needed by Allendra reviews
Takes place after Ptolemy's Gate. Kitty accidentally summons Bartimaeus, but their friendship keeps him there. Will it turn into something more?
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
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Remorse reviews
Lisbon lets Jane escape after he kills Red John. Later, she wonders if it was the right thing to do: for him, and for herself. Former oneshot, now multi-chapter. Jello.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Who Are You When I'm Not Looking? reviews
Jane tries to find the Lisbon he doesn't see. Oneshot, Jello. Inspired by the song of the same name. Rated T for language.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Merry Little Christmas reviews
He patted his pocket, feeling the form of the small velvet box through the fabric. Oneshot. Jello Christmas fic!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Jalousie reviews
Lisbon gets a boyfriend... and it's not Jane. Odd, yes? Especially for me!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,623 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Open Up Your Eyes reviews
For Lisbon, death always gets in the way. Jello. Written for the Jello Forever August Challenge. Sorry for my crappy summary.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Never Let Him See You Cry reviews
Sometimes you have to break the rules, even if they're your own. Jello. Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Something Different reviews
It's Jane's birthday. Will Lisbon give him what he wants? Oneshot. Jello duh!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Beginning of the End reviews
She had known the day would come; she just didn't know it would be so soon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
New Impression reviews
The rescue scene in Red Hair and Silver Tape from Jane's point of view, and how it should have happened. Used to be multi-chapter, now oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Best Gift reviews
It's Lisbon's birthday again, and she thinks Jane has forgotten. But she finds out that he definitely hasn't forgotten.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lisbon's Day Off reviews
Jane irks Lisbon one too many times, so she takes a day off to the beach. But Jane doesn't realize that there's something deeper bothering her... Oneshot.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
His Command reviews
Lisbon has to face painful memories, and Jane is there to help.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Proving reviews
Set during Red Badge. Another visit to Lisbon's apartment... dun dun DUN!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Rainy Day Admittances reviews
A rainy day brings surprises for Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete