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Joined 02-27-10, id: 2271316, Profile Updated: 02-15-12

Hi. So once upon a time i wrote fanfiction and now i don't but apparently you can't delete your account, so here it is.

To all of you out there who read my stories and such, i want to thank you, but honestly, i have no motivation to write fanfiction anymore.

okay, that is all. if you want more of my fine ass, this is my blog: http://hero-of-fisticuffs.tumblr.com/

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When Are We Going to Die? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Only a few months after the Akatsuki first showed up in their living room, the three girls are forced to face a consequence they would have never expected... Again, Akatsuki induced. T for swearing and Eva. Sequel to 'How Are We Still Alive' Doesn't suck
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,967 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Oneshots by Acumichi reviews
A couple of oneshots that come into my head at times. All about my favorite shinobi, Hinata Hyuga. Rated 'M' for foul language and suggested themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 424,890 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Hinata H.
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2456 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Cold Criminals? Or the Love she never had? by Akumu-chama reviews
Hyuuga Hinata has transferred many school's and is now attending Konoha High. Temari seems to have helped Hinata in her physical appearance and a bit on her personality. Could the Akatsuki possibly help her a bit more? Read to find out. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,565 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
The It School by Riz-I reviews
Ladies and gentlemen... Welcome to the It School. Just remember one thing; This is The It School... And this is where it's at.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,904 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 59: Neji and Sakura, finding little glimmers of hope in the worst kind of hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stuck In The Impossible by NeverShoutRawr reviews
Taylor isn't clumsy but she does fall. When she falls she has a habit of finding alternate realities. At least that's what happened this time. This world bombards her with cosplaying psychos and apparently a childhood memory. So how is she going to live?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,704 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Mendoukusei by Naz-G reviews
Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,066 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
SakuxAkatsuki AU She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 192,508 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Resentment by Tw33ty JR reviews
She had to get this off her chest and this was the best way she knew how...AU NaruHina Gaahina friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
College Quirks by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
Hinata just wants to fulfill her dreams of becoming a famous artist. With no family to hold her back, she'll do whatever it takes to achieve that goal, even if it means cross-dressing as a boy to get into an all-boys college! Can she stay sane? SxH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,477 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
With Sugar on Top by Headphonic reviews
AU/One-shot - Depressed and lonely for her birthday, Hinata decided to go joy riding. Unfortunately things didn't work out and now she's stuck in Tasty Cakes Bakery with an attractive blond and his dad. .::NaruHina::.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
GuyFace by Gerkyhen reviews
Au romantic comedy, Hinata's pov. Hinata's in town for her cousin's birthday when she meets Mr. Cutey...but he has a girlfriend; bitchface. Life sucks. And life sucks even more when stupid friends drop giant 'news' on you. NaruOC, NaruHina, KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,833 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hinata H. - Complete
Foolish Little Brother by Yo-Rah
A drabble about how one of the most notorious men in The Land of Fire can be a little blonde sometimes - especially when it comes to his little brother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3712 - Favs: 5,195 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lunar Eclipse by the point reviews
He thought he would fall in love with a woman who was both hot-tempered and violent. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with the moon. He did not, however, expect to fall in love with Hinata Hyuga. Troublesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Revenge is as Sweet as Ripened Mangoes by Crystal Cayden reviews
How do you think my brother would feel if I played Quidditch against him...and won...on the Slytherin team?" Silence. Luna Lovegood piped up, "I'd say he'd feel substantially unhappy." Ginny grinned. "Excellent!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,240 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Text by It's an Existential Crisis reviews
Kakazu sends Hidan a text in class, but Hinata gets it instead. Rated T for wtf. Really old, transferred from previous account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hinata H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Pretext of Puppy Abuse by Slightly Confused Kitty reviews
What begins with a possible attack/doorbell, and ends with organic cabbages? Why, the reason Sakura always receives the Akatsuki as tame baby housepets, of course. Friendly mockery of Akatsuki Puppies/Kittens fics. Kp for meanness to small furry things.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Tenten, Akatsuki
Costume Chaos by Itaweasel-hime reviews
It all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It Could Be Worse by DysphoricPink reviews
Susan End didn't expect to be stuck babysitting her little brother for two weeks. She also didn't expect to end up looking after ten S-class criminals from another universe. Add a carnivorous mutant rabbit to the mix and they've got one BIG problem. It's Akatsuki vs. suburbia in this action-packed, hilariously odd and sometimes touching odyssey. TO BE CONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,363 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Akatsuki
Love and Horror, Baby by VesperChan reviews
Halloween at a disco hall with half a dozen Uchiha? Yeah, Sakura didn't think it was a good idea either, but that didn't stop them from dragging her into their games. Costumes, hide and seek, hidden rooms and an unhealthy level of obsession await.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sand, Sex and Morphine by yuugiri reviews
It was the best damn terrorist attack Gaara has ever had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi and Kisame Get High by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
While passing through a small village, a merchant tells Kisame about a special herb that supposedly makes people 'see things.' Kisame buys it to try and help Itachi's deteriorating eyesight, and the two soon discover it's good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The woes of being Uchiha Itachi by primary colours123 reviews
Fugaku Uchiha wants grandchildren. So, what is the big deal? Ask Itachi. Non massacre. Almost CRACK. Ita-Saku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Time to Shine by A Nobody reviews
EGOSHIPPY :: EGOSHIPPING :: Misty has hit rock bottom. She's alone, stuck on an unrequited love and trapped in Cerulean while Ash is in Hoenn with May. Just when she thinks that life has passed her by the chance of a lifetime strikes. What is a girl to do
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,624 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Misty/Kasumi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. — AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Kankuro's Nightmare? by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Is this the most amazing experience of his life or is he just an idiot? Only one way to find out.Kankuro/Sakura rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Bluescast by stones reviews
It is said that a slip of the tongue shows what's really on one's mind. If that's the case, Hyuuga Hinata is one dirty girl. Hinata/Hidan. Mature Humor. For a Mismatched Contest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Spill by jin.toshikazu reviews
The waiter stood up and pleasantly shook the lawyer’s hand. “Pleased to meet you, Mr. Uchiha. So, you’re the jerk who dumped her for a Victoria’s Secret model on the day of your fifth anniversary?” Ino, Sasuke, Hidan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Lady Marmalade: Sweet Sweet Revenge by HarvestGirl10 reviews
Dawn wants Revenge on Paul, and Boy is he going to get it. The Perfect Opportunity comes when Leaf,Zoey,Misty,May,and Dawn enter the Talent show, can Dawn finally get that revenge?Mainly Ikarishipping/Contestshipping/Pokeshipping and minor ZoeyxKenny!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,395 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete