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Author has written 41 stories for Mario, Super Smash Brothers, Warriors, Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Teen Titans, Xenoblade Chronicles, Earthbound, Evangelion, Ranma, Xenosaga, Harry Potter, X-overs, and RWBY.

Gamer4 in. Hey, people, welcome to my profile! There's a quick announcement that I want to make. Now, I know that I haven't exactly been the best in the world about updating my stories. I want to announce right now that I'm not giving up on them. If any of my stories are marked as complete, I won't be updating them for obvious reasons. If I give up on a story, I'll say so in the description, and I'll probably put an author's note in at the end to alert anybody who was reading it and to explain why. (For me, writer's block is a reason for a story getting delayed, not cancelled.) If a story isn't marked as complete, and doesn't say that I've given up on it in the description OR have a chapter at the end stating that I've given up on it, then it WILL be updated as soon as I can get around to it. I'm not dead, I haven't given up on those stories, I just have a terrible update schedule. Thank you for listening.

age: somewhere between 1 and 1000. that's as specific as i'll get.

religion: i'm a christian.

location: the milky way galaxy. (that's the galaxy we live in, for all those who think our galaxy is called, and i quote from someone i knew, "the people galaxy.")

the reason for my name: well, i'm a gamer, and my lucky number is 4. that's all.

favorite authors (outside this site): derek landy (skulduggery pleasent) j.k. Rowling (Harry Potter) erin hunter (warriors), James Howe (Bunnicula)

Other sites: Fictionpress (same name) Warriorcats forums (Leapordfire of Riverclan)

Stories

Bowser's Funeral

What happens when Bowser dies and has a funeral. Humor oneshot.

Super Smash Bros Randomness

When random events occur at the Smash Mansion. Humor oneshot.

Smash Bros. Puppet Pals

Potter Puppet Pals, Super Smash Bros. Edition. Complete!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Novelization

A novelization of Subspace Emissary, from Brawl. Adventure.

Legacy of the Master Hand

A story about how the Master Hand touched the lives of all the smashers, and why he started the Smash Bros. in the first place. Inspired by the movie Mr. Holland's Opus.

Super Smash Warriors

Zelda has accidentally brought some Warriors characters to life! And while Firestar and Graystripe have joined the Smash Bros., a new villain is rising... Adventure/Humor.

The Wizard of Odd?

Samus and Pikachu accidentally get pulled into another world, and only one can help them get back to the Smash Mansion: the Wizard of Odd. Along the way, they meet a chocolate-crazed hand, and iron man with a strange obsession with breakfast grain foods, and a singing marshmallow. Will they ever find their way home? Humor/ Adventure.

Murder by Smashing

When the Smash Bros. are invitede to dinner at a mansion, they're challenged to solve a murder that hasn't been commited yet. Based off the movie Murder by Death.

A Warrior's Christmas Carol

A Christmas Carol told from the Warriors' POV.

Metroid: Iron Woman

Ever thought how similar Iron Man is to Samus's life story? Me too. Based of the song, not the movie.

Warriors: Alone

Jayfeather wakes up one day to find the clans missing!

The New Chosen Ones

What could happen when Harry, Ron, and Hermione recieve the three parts of the triforce? Add this to the fact that Voldemort wants the artifact, as does a prisoner with red hair...

Upcoming stories

Sol's Story

A story of Sol's origins, motives, and basically , his life. Coming very soon, as in, I already have the first part of the first chapter typed. Drama, Adventure.

Quest for the Hands

A sequel to Super Smash Bros. Brawl Novelization. After the events of the Subspace Emissary, the Smash Bros. meet a mysterious man who tells them that there might be a way to revive the two Hands: Master and Crazy. However, a new force is rising, and the Smash Bros., weakened by the battle with Tabuu, must fight it during the adventures to get back the Hands. This will probably be coming after I finish Novelization, and may be the first fic I use an OC in, if I don't use one in a different story first. Adventure.

Taking over the Smash Bros. (The title's a work in progress)

Dolores Umbridge, from Harry Potter, is trying to take over the Smash Bros.! Insanity warning. Coming as soon as I get my ideas for it together. Humor.

Dumbledore's days (This title's also a work in progress)

We all know Albus Dumbledore, in Harry Potter. But what exactly does he do all day? Inspired by The Unauthorized Harry Potter, which asked the same question. Humor, Insanity Warning.

The Real Super Mario Brothers

What really happened when Mario and Luigi first came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Adventure.

On the Run (Yet another title that's a work in progress.)

When Ashfur dies, Lionblaze is the prime suspect? Adventure.

Random stuff about me

Favorite movie: Lord of the Rings

Favorite book: Harry Potter

Favorite game: Super Smash Bros Brawl

Favorite song: I Sing the Body Electric (Fame) (The old one.) (And yes, it is a musical. Why not, though?)

Favorite show: Red Dwarf. (It's not well known where I live, but it's an awesome show. And before anyone asks, no, it's not an actual dwarf that's red.)

Anti-flaming movement

This is for all of you out there who are against flaming. Flames can hurt people, which is why I, myself, am against it.
And now, there's a movement here to stand against flaming. The main idea in the Anti-flaming movement is to spread the word to as many people who are against flaming, so that we can take a stand.
Notice that it's the Anti-flaming movement, not the anti-flamer movement. Flamers can be nice people who are just misguided. That's why the best solution to stop flaming is not to flame them, but to take a stand, like this movement is about. It's possible to turn flamers away without flaming them. Indeed, if you look on certain flamers' profiles, they actually see your flames as another oppurtunity to criticize you.
Take a stand, and join the Anti-flaming movement! Here's how to join: Copy this into your profile, and PM me so I can add your name to the list of members, which I will show here. If you could let others on this site and off about the movement, that would be good too, because they might be able to take this to other sites. Every contribution helps! And here's the member list:
Members: Gamer4, Rater26, Shadow Commando, Foxpilot, Snowstar of Riverclan, Darkria, Rainstar of Shadowclan, Shdwfrsttln Meister, Ishida Susuke.

Time for copy-and-paste.

Even when you can't see him, God is there. if you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I've seen him, too, so no one's going to change my mind.)

If you believe in ghosts copy and paste this into your profile. (I've seen them too, and have a friend that basically has a sixth sense.)

If you love God with all your heart, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've never done drugs, and don't plan on it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against abortion, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you don't use myspace and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's un-cool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you believe in angels, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like things that no one else you know does, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you tend to talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're completely random, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that there should be a Warriors movie, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Type Your name with your elbow.

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Type Your name with your wrist.

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Type Your name with your nose.

gamer4. (actually right! :) )

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering

People are always being singled out. Stereoypes can break up friendships and destroy familys. I hate Stereotypes. If you think that people should just shut up and leave each other alone Copy this onto your own profile.

People get judged for all for all different reasons...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total so far=2

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

() You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

total so far= 4

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class. (once, and i had no sleep the night before.)

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

total so far= 5

() Sometimes you just stop thinking

() You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

() You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 5

() You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 7

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before(it was a broken one! :D)

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

Total all together= 8 could have been worse.

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face.

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

FOOTPRINTS

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonged to him, and the other to the Lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened during the very lowest and saddest times of his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it.

"Lord, You said that once I decided to follow You, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times of my life there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed You most, You would leave me."

The Lord replied, "My son, My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

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I can't stand flames. Sorry, flamers, but it's true. Your intentions may be noble, but flames hurt people more than it helps anyone. If God had intended us to flame, he wouldn't have sent Jesus. So here's a little poem that expresses my feelings about flames:

Stars

I believe that our talents
can take us far
in this world,
and on the path to being stars.

These talents may need guidance,
to push a door ajar.
A door that hides the path
the road to becoming stars.

But flames, my friends, offer no guidance,
no matter who the flamers are.
Their intentions may be pure, but they don't help
on the road to becoming stars.

The flamers may be trying to help,
in opening that door, ajar,
but in the end, flames only shut
the way to becoming stars.

A flamer may be pure,
but flames never are.
A flamer may himself
be on the road to becoming a star.

Not all flamers are jerks,
bent on shutting that door with bars.
But their flames don't help
on that road to becoming stars.

A flamer may be trying to
push that door ajar,
for someone else
on the road to becoming a star.

But the flames themselves
are a rather bizzare
way of helping
on the road to becoming stars.

So flamers, stop flaming!
Toss away your bars,
with which you used to shut
the road to becoming stars!

Whether you didn't mean to hurt writers,
with ways admittedly bizzare.
Or if you meant to close
that road to becoming stars,

You can help people more!
without the flaming bars,
you can help people more
on the road to becoming stars!

If you believe in all this, copy and paste this into your profile. I would appreciate it if you gave me credit, too.

If you like something nobody can believe you like, copy this into your profile.

If you're thinking "I'm not alone!" as you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is a complete rip-off of Fame, copy this into your profile.

If you wear Mario shirts to school, copy this into your profile.

If you want to see more games with Luigi as the hero, but still like Mario, copy this into your profile.

If people think you're wierd for liking Mario and Zelda more than God of War, Call of Duty, etc., copy this into your profile.

If you've tried to tie all you're favorite stories together, copy this into your profile.

If you succeeded, copy this into your profile. (Mario, Zelda, Warriors, Harry Potter, and several more.)

If you look for things to copy into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you're wierd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever zoned out for half an hour, copy this into your profile.

95 of kids at school would die if it was declared not cool to breath. If you would be one of the 5 laughing hystericaly, copy this into your profile.

If you wonder who started this "copy this onto your profile" thing, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate writer's block, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think Super Mario Sunshine is NOT a failure, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are one of the few people who know about Bowser's dark magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa post this to your profile.

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Fuzzystar of thunderclan,emblemclan, gamer4,

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever called you 'not normal' and you replied 'define normal,' Copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (some people call me the master of this.)

If you say soda instead of pop, copy and past this to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beggining the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile

Try not to Cry

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. (on my labtop)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Copy this into your profile if you could read it.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God

My Fanfiction Story:

Way before I knew about this site, I always used to have stories going on in my head. They were always like fanfics: about characters from other stories, and in their worlds, but what happened in them never happened in the stories. (Actually, I haven't stopped having this happen, but that's another story.) Anyways, that's where I got a liking of fanfics from, even though I didn't actually know what they were.

A couple years ago, I found one of my friends reading a book called Warriors, a book series about cats living in a forest. (And I've got to tell you: way too many people I know turn away from Warriors before they've even read it, just because it's about cats. I actually knew someone who said it sucked and he might like it if the authors had had the brains to make it about people. Some even get taunted for liking it. But I'm getting off topic.) Anyways, I asked him if it was any good, and he said yes it was. So I started reading it, and it became my third favorite book series behind Harry Potter and Bunnicula (don't be fooled by the unfortunate name.) I liked it enough to go to its site and look at the message boards. This is where I learned about fanfictions.

I was looking through the site when I found a story about a human turning into a cat and joining the clans. One time, I was looking at it, when the author said the story would be continued on this site. I came here looking for it, because I thought it was a good story, but I couldn't find it. What I did find was a Zelda-Warriors crossover where Link turns into a cat and joins the clans. It got me to think about the fanfiction ideas I'd had before I even knew about them, and I thought that I wanted to put them here.

So here I am.

If you read this, if you want to, put up your fanfiction story.

God
The University professor challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!" "God created everything?" The professor asked.

"Yes sir", the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"

"Of course", replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?" "What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of Darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down totally deflated.

If you'd rather get hammered by King Dedede than get hammered by alcohol, put this in your profile.

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

Marth's story

Why do they call me gay?

I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.

Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.

I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.

But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.

I cried until my eyes ran dry.

My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.

She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.

I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance.

Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.

They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".

They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.

Did I do something wrong?

Did I make them mad?

If I did, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.

I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.

I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.

I'm sorry.

Gamer4: I'm sorry, Marth. Before this, I was wondering about whether you were gay. When I heard the story from my friend, I felt guilty about thinking it.

Lucas' story

Why do they call me a wuss?

I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves.

Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.

My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me.

I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.

Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.

They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.

I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.

But now everyone calls me a wuss.

They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.

They call me it because I don't want to fight.

Was I being a bad person?

Was there anything else I could do?

If there was, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.

I'm sorry no one loved me.

I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.

I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.

I'm sorry.

Gamer4: Again, before I read this, I fell into the catagory of people who thought you were a wuss. When I read the story, I felt sorry about it.

Roy's story

Why do they call me a clone?

I can't control what I do in a game.

I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way.

I didn't want it like this!

If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to!

I wouldn't be forgotten.

I wouldn't be a copy.

I wouldn't be someone's puppet.

When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough?

When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best?

If I wasn't I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do.

I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you.

I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you.

I'm sorry

Meta knight's story

Why do they call me cold?

I used to open and friendly had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart.

His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me.

He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side.

But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death.

But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster.

I couldn't stand to see him like this.

I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do.

In no time, my sword had gone through his chest.

He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove. A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby. He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse.

Then he died.

I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore.

I don't want to be left hurting like that again.

Does that make me cold-hearted?

Does that mean you think I'm being mean?

If it does, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me.

I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way.

I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did.

I'm sorry.

Bowser's story

Why? They call me evil.
They say I’m an evil witch.
And they make fun of me because I was raised by one.
Dark Magic makes me evil.
I use my kids to kill my enemy.
That makes me evil.
They think I hate humanity.
Truth is, it hurts.
It hurt that my parents died when I was a baby.
It hurts that the one I love loves someone else.
It hurts that I was raised by a witch that kidnapped babies.
That’s why I’m who I am.
They call me an idiot,
Because I can’t kill a plumber.
They never stop to consider
Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to kill him.
Peach loves Mario, and I love Peach.
I can’t kill the happiness of the one I love.
I only try to knock him out.
Sometimes I lose it, and I do try to kill him.
But can you really blame me?

Gamer4: This story makes me feel guilty about my first fic: Bowser's Funeral. It was a story that poked a lot of fun at Bowser. So now, I apologize. Please accept it.

Samus's Story

Why do people just play as me for my looks?

Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl.

And I forgive most of you.

But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY.

I love the stories you write.

I'm just not that interested in guys.

I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest".

I want to be an example:

No matter how much damage you take,

You gotta keep on goin'.

They also say that I'm a .

I got news for you, I havn't had it easy.

I was orphaned when I was 3.

An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next.

I was raised by the Chozo,

but they died out too.

Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes,

excuse me if I burst out every now and then

excuse me for being cautious with who I meet

I try to be nice as best I can

I'm sorry for how I look

I'm sorry for how I might act

I got news for you

I didn't get so many choices...

Peach's story

Why do they call me stupid?

I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years.

You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me

I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people.

Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings?

I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years

Being the only one makes you feel lonely.

I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are.

It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress.

That's the way I am

That's my identity

I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to.

I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks

I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them.

I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber

I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures

I'm sorry

Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile. Oh, and you have to C/P ALL of it. NOT just part of it! Either you agree that people are mean, or don't agree people are mean.

OC's

Cataclysm
A demon from another world. Extremely powerful and evil. Made of fire. He hasn't appeared in any of my stories yet, but he will eventually.

Taebus
Taebus is for my stories what Dumbledore was for Harry Potter, Gandalf for Lord of the Rings, etc. Haven't worked out what he looks like yet. So far, he's only appeared in Super Smash Warriors.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

no

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

no, just one that i still know.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

2

4) Favorite candy bar?

hersheys

5) Favorite shoes?

who in the heck would care about frikin shoes?! i go barefoot!

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

nope.

7) Least favorite school subject?

science.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

NO SHE SUCKS!!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

unfortunately yes.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind

fanfiction.

12) Favorite genre of music?

rock.

13) How many pets do you own?

4 cats 2 fish

14) What time were you born?

i honestly don't know.

15) Do you like beer?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

no

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

i don't own any

18) Are you sarcastic?

yes

19) Is anyone in your family famous?

no

20) How many watches do you own?

i had one but its broken

21) Summer or winter?

Summer lakes!!

23) Favorite color to wear?

dont really care

24) Pepsi or Sprite

sprite

25) What color is your cell phone?

gray
26) Where is your second home?

second home?

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

no.

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

once

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

uno

30) How many video games do you own?

a lot.

31) What was your first pet?

hamlet, a cat.

32) Ever had braces?

NO!!! I SHALL NEVER!!!

33) Do looks matter?

heck no! just wear whats comfey

34) Do you use chapstick?

nope!

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

still in junior high.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

huh the heck?

37) Are you too forgiving?

could be.

38) How many children do you want?

huh?! prolly 2

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

yes, a mario shirt.

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

cereal waffles pancakes

41) Do you own a gun?

does nerf count?

42) Ever thought you were in love?

yes.

43) When was the last time you cried?

can't remember
44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

wrote fanfiction.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

what?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

heck no!

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

yeah, i can't remember when though.

48) Nicknames?

mountain dew. (i'm addicted to it.)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

no not that im aware of anyway

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

whozza what what?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

no

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

no

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

no

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

yeah

57) Do you dye your hair?

now why would i do that?

58) Does anyone like you?

like-like? no.

59) What year were you born?

between 1990 and 2000

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

i forget

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

nope

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

burger king.

63) Do you like yourself?

huh?

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

father.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender?

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

sometimes yes but mostly no

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

no.

68) Do you own a webcam?

webcam?

69) Have you ever worn a stripped shirt?

huh?

70) Ever broke a bone?

nope!

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

whats aim?

73) Pringles or lays?

lays

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

nope!

75) Rugrats or Doug?

Neither.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

neither.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

none.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

yup.

79) Do you have a birth mark?

no.

80) Do you own a car?

not yet

81) Can you cook?

duh yea

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) my sister

2) when my friends dont let me play

3) my cat drags a dead thing in.

83) Do you text message often?

no.

84) Money or love?

both

85) Do you have any scars?

yup! im proud of em

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

not sure.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

no.

88) Relationships or one night stands?

what are nightstands?

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

sometimes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

eh?

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

nope!

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

can't remember

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

my sister

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

can't remember

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

my dad

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

can't remember

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you

no one.

Please R&R, constructive criticism wel- oh, wait, this isn't a story, it's my profile. Oh, well. Enjoy my stories! Gamer4 out.

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Catnip by FiercesomestDefenestrator reviews
Slow burn Monochrome. At least it might have been slow if Blake wasn't high as a kite. Rated T mostly for Yang's insinuations. (Cover art by the one, the only, Dashingicecream.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 290,050 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 3/28/2015 - [Blake B., Weiss S.] Ruby R., Yang X.L.
A Dose Of RWBY by Raziel12 reviews
A collection of RWBY drabbles covering different themes and styles. Chapter 107: Ruby wears shorts. Weiss stares.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 85,156 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
RWBY Facts by AR Studios reviews
Chuck Norris Facts and Imagination and RWBY is equals to RWBY Facts.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/12/2015
RWBY(R), Ren's dare by Derpitay reviews
Ren is a quiet guy. He doesn't talk to members of Team RWBY as much as his other teammates do, but he still holds them in high regards. After a regrettable decision to bet with Nora, however, he now has to spend his weekends with each member of RWBY... and just how will that go? This is friendshippy goodness, yo. As of 4/1/17, "Yang's Arc P.7: Drum-roll, please!" is live!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,815 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/21/2016 - L. Ren, Team RWBY
Little Heiress by Shadow Nightblade reviews
Weiss never really liked to talk about her past, but when the team is sent on a mission, something unexpected happens to the heiress. Now the rest of the team needs to take care of her, which may lead to some new info they didn't know about the heiress.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,541 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Weiss S., Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L.
This Will Be the Omake by DezoPenguin reviews
A collection of drabbles and humor fics too short to stand as one-shots starring the cast of RWBY. May include both stories set in canon and AUs.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/27/2014
Cold Smithing by Jester Seraph reviews
Dust knows why she took the course—something to do with it being "good to know how to repair your own weapon," as if she didn't have the funds and manpower to have people fix it for her—but now the only thing, the only one, standing between Weiss Schnee and a failing grade in Rudimentary Machine Shop was her red-headed dolt of a partner.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Professor Qrow by nic.huizy reviews
Ozpin had finally lost it. That was the only logical conclusion Qrow could come to after being given his latest assignment: Beacons new combat instructor. At least Ruby and Yang will be happy. AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,221 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 5/13/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Qrow B., Team CFVY
The Best Cookies by XenonRaumzeit reviews
An unfortunate cookie accident leads Weiss and Ruby to re-evaluate how they see their partnership. Whether or not Weiss survives the ordeal is a different story. (Cookies AU!)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/29/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
Team Effort by HolyOrdersOtaku reviews
Weiss is having a pretty lousy day, and seeing Ruby relaxing without a care in the world is the last straw. Rated T for language. White Rose pairing.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
RWBY One-Shots by Alan Raymond reviews
A collection of one-shots with the characters of RWBY. Rated M for language and additional details in chapters. Different pairings. Different AUs. TAKING REQUESTS
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,482 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/26/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Mind Numbing by Dagger of Faith reviews
When Weiss woke up in the morning, she never expected to hear a second voice in her head. And she especially never expected it to be of her team leader.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,004 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Partner Swap by thathiddenone reviews
It was supposed to be a simple combat exercise to bring partners together, but things are never simple when it comes to Ruby and Weiss. Now with 100% more Bumblebee.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/20/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
RWBits! by Outlaw Team reviews
Little RWBY stories that take place in the same AU, mainly revolving around Ruby getting her hands on things she really shouldn't be allowed to touch. Random crossovers are also bound to happen!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,968 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
A little fun with catnip by Goth Albino Angel reviews
Yang drags Blake and the rest of the team to an animal adoption festival in Vale Square. While playing with the cats, Blake is sprayed with catnip and reverts to cat instincts for a whole day. Hilarity ensues. Does not account for Vol. 2 at all.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,148 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Those Days by jitterwhack reviews
A whole bunch of shenanigans that involve Team RWBY, JNPR, the Beacon Staff, and CFVY. Read and Review. Be gentle please.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 183,484 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Beach Getaway! by Darknessxxx reviews
What was supposed to be Weiss's private vacation turns into a group getaway, and that's before bad things start happening.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,328 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Complete
In a Land Far, Far Away by Tear of Light reviews
A series of one-shots featuring our favorite characters. From Romance to Mystery, from Canon to AU, there's a little something for everyone. #21: Long ago, Blake had given up on finding happiness. Happiness, however, did not give up on her. Yang x Blake. Friendship/Romance.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,846 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Chibis! by Felan Lupus reviews
Ruby and Weiss get into an accident that causes a lot of laughs, a bit of worry, and some fun antics. Blake and Yang, with their friend's help, have to take care of the two and figure out how to fix everything along the way. *Lots of Ships and cute antics. Cover not mine*
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,816 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 6/25/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Weiss S., Ruby R.] - Complete
Complete Turnabout by Nenilein reviews
Waking up in an unfamiliar room one morning, Phoenix Wright suddenly finds a Prosecutor's Badge in his possession. With most of his allies suddenly acting hostile towards him, will he figure out what truly caused the world he knew to suddenly change? -NOW CONTINUED!-
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 338,429 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Phoenix W./Nick
Remnant Land by XenonRaumzeit reviews
While Ruby is looking for a gift for Weiss, she comes across a strange mirror that plunges her into an adventure weirder than anything she could have imagined.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 2/7/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Snippets, Scraps, and Sloths by interdimensionalmeatpie reviews
Collections of fluff, one shots, and hilarious stories on the many inhabitants of Beacon Academy. And humor, of course. Lots of humor to make you smile, all in 1500 words or less. Also with plenty of Renora.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Ask Not for Another Opinion by ExpendableVoice reviews
Nora Valkyrie. A bombastic teen, but one with more worries in her life, especially now that she's found herself under the influence of a completely new... power? Semblance? Curse? Whatever it is, it's something she has to live with! But how exactly do you deal with something like a shoulder-angel and shoulder-devil? Especially if they're less angel/devil-like, and more... person-y?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,723 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Nora V., Ozpin, Cinder F.
Oh, What a Spectacle! by Shock Factor reviews
A simple innocent query by everyone's favorite heroine leads to a frenzy for fashionable eyewear. Contains hijinks, serious romantic tension, Nora's extremely active imagination, pop culture references out of the wazoo, and gratuitous one-up(wo)manship. White Rose, Bumbleby, Arkos, and ReNora. Prompt given by GlassedGamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,056 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 10/5/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Sick Daze by Linira reviews
When Yang catches a cold, the rest of the team has to step up and take care of her. Weiss learns that cooking soup is harder than she thought, Ruby informs the Professors, and Blake just hopes Yang won't puke on her blankets.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,936 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 8/28/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Morning of Pancakes by HeartzDiary reviews
Ren made pancakes, Nora is sick, Pyrrha and Jaune go to buy more ingredients. What happens when Ren and Nora are left alone in the dorm room? Renora one-shot.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2016 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Nora vs Pyrrha: Clash of Hammer and Spear by Metabee21 reviews
What if Nora and Pyrrha were to have an actual fight? Who would win between the two lovely and powerful ladies of Team JNPR. Action and hijinks follows this battle.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Shared Grief by KingWykkyd57 reviews
"You lost someone, didn't you? I lost someone too, someone very important to me." Two tortured souls, two lost pups finding solace in each other...in shared grief. (Short Jaune x Neo oneshot.)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Jaune A., Neo - Complete
Slap or Kiss by 9r7g5h reviews
Yang wasn't entirely sure if she was going to get slapped or kissed.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
RWBY: Lost Rose, Dog Found by TheIrishMan44 reviews
After a run-in with known criminal Roman Torchwick, Ruby is hit by a new dust weapon. Left in a vulnerable state, Ruby must learn to rely on her team to solve her condition and return to her former self. Follow the team as they try to adjust to the new needs of their leader. Rated T for language (Just to be safe).
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 9/14/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Deliverance by Lex of Light reviews
A foreign mage seeking to understand her heart, and a tactician following the ideals of a dead monarch. This is their story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,444 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tharja, Avatar/Robin
Weiss n' Burgers by Derpitay reviews
The team finds out that Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Corporation, has never, once, in her entire life of seventeen summers had a burger. Babe, you know s**t's gonna go down. Infrequent updating. Friendshippy goodness.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Team RWBY
Viral Bumblebees by Darkfire Galaxy reviews
This is a little side-story for the Bumblebees oneshot series I'm working on. Set following the first short of RWBY Chibi Episode 14. I just thought it was such a cute scene that I couldn't help but write this. It would have been out a lot earlier, but life got in the way. Please remember to review.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
The Last Rose of Summer by Russellonfire reviews
On a cliff sits a lonely grave, with four simple words engraved in it. But their meaning is far less serious, and far more personal than Ruby expected. Her father explains its true meaning, both sad and joyous. Thus Kindly I Scatter.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/15/2016 - Ruby R., Taiyang X.L. - Complete
RWBY: The Parody by Maniac92 reviews
RWBY is the tale of Ruby Rose, an adorable fifteen-year-old girl who slaughters monsters! Hooray! With the help of her sister, a temperamental heiress, and a girl who definitely isn't hiding anything, Ruby will battle monsters, criminals, and the inane humor that comes with being in a parody. Rated T for strong language and suggestive humor.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,187 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Surprises and Shopping Bags by J.A.Radner reviews
Winter makes lunch and shopping plans with Weiss so she can introduce her to her boyfriend. Weiss thinks this is the perfect chance to introduce Ruby to Winter not as her leader, but as her girlfriend. FLUFF
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/7/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Winter S., Qrow B.] - Complete
The List of Things Professor Ozpin Is Not Allowed To Do At Beacon by ComentativeComenter reviews
Someone has to keep track of Ozpin's shenanigans, and fortunately Glynda has a list to do it. Get a better understanding of Ozpin's character in this 100%-canon-no-really-it-is list of things he's done and have gotten gotten banned. Rated T for humor I shouldn't find funny but still do.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/4/2016 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Warming The Heart of The Ice Queen by ALLjapan reviews
Ruby Rose suspects that her team mate Weiss Schnee may have a crush on someone. And yet...she cannot figure out who! WhiteRose with some suggestive Bumblebee.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Silent Knight by envesyl reviews
Neo is bored one day and decides to entertain herself with a certain gullible knight-in-training. (Jaunes X Neo)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 7/23/2016 - [Jaune A., Neo]
Splash of Pink by RenaRoo reviews
Pyrrha takes it upon herself to watch out for and train up Team JNPR, and that includes her fellow strong arm Nora. When something doesn't quite seem to be clicking in class, Pyrrha takes it upon herself to do whatever it takes to help.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Pyrrha N., Nora V. - Complete
Weisscapades by LeastStealthyM8 reviews
All Weiss wanted was a nice date with Ruby
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Jaune Beats all the First Years by blaiseingfire reviews
Jaune realizes that if he can't outmatch his opponents in strength, he can out play and out smart them. With a mini tournament coming up, can he succeed? (let's be honest, you probably already know the answer). Will it be awesome? Yes. Will it be action packed? Yes. Will it be hilarious? Yes. Will it come back to bite him in the butt? Absolutely! Coverart by maxinummerone
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,061 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Renora by Musicalmadness37 reviews
Follow Ren and Nora through a peacful saturday. Cross posted on AO3
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2016 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] - Complete
Some Do Not Like It Hot by Squigsquasher reviews
After an Angel attack, Shinji and friends somehow, against all logic and common decency, get genderflipped. Will Shinji master walking in a skirt? And why did Ritsuko mix Kool-Aid with the LCL? (A fair bit of raunchy humour and transgender themes; do not read if you are offended by such things)
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,950 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S.
RWBY Chibi fic by Keyote reviews
A series of RWBY Chibi style skits, in fan fic form. Read, enjoy, and laugh.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,141 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Yang's Plan by XenonRaumzeit reviews
Yang has a plan to get Weiss and Ruby together. But how well thought out could one of her plans actually be. When Blake agrees to participate in her shenanigans, the outcome seems assured. Right? Takes place in my CookiesAU! Precursor to The Best Cookies.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] Ruby R., Weiss S.
The Incredible Kong by Spidershadow5 reviews
A brilliant scientist goes on the run from his country's military, due to an experiment that left him with incredible power he can't control. He desperately searches for a cure, but his power may be needed more than he thought. Based on The Incredible Hulk 2008. Second installment in the Marvelous Smashing Universe.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,616 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Donkey Kong, Luigi, Daisy - Complete
You came back by TheTNTRaider reviews
"I already lost her once. I refuse to lose her again."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/30/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
Family Matters by Dread Knight N7 reviews
What happens when a gloomy dark mage and a workaholic tactician decide to start a family together? Hilarity and insanity ensue. This is a series of one-shots that will be focused around Robin, Tharja, Noire, and Morgan. The other Shepherds will make an appearance sporadically. Enjoy!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,746 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Tharja] Noire, Morgan
Stories Scattered Through Time by Thatoneguy360 reviews
A series of mostly humorous one shots. Will be updated somewhat sporadically, but it will be updated! Current Story- Better: Ruby has always been a bit of a weapon nut. But like Yang said, it isn't like she could ever date a weapon, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Ruby R., Yang X.L.
Reading Minds by AWriterOfSomeThings reviews
Neo is bored. Very, very bored. So she figures she'll explore the fair grounds. Fun right? Not at all. However, there does seem to be something interesting here. Well, more like someone interesting... Set during/after Vol 3 Ep 2. Oneshot.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Neo, L. Ren - Complete
Distracted by Menolith reviews
A mostly-platonic Freezerburn one-shot, featuring a sleepy Yang and an annoyed heiress.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Punishment by IBurn reviews
Teams interacting, one-shot. However there are hints of pairings inside, and they were Whiterose, Bumblebee, Arkos and Renora. It took a pie to the face to start an epic food fight - and it was fun. But then came the punishments from the professors...Please review.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Telepathy by Twisted Fate MK 2 reviews
Jaune awakens his Semblance in the forest when Pyrrha awakens his Aura. It just so happens that it is reading minds of whoever he is looking at. What comes from such a thing? Well, obviously, hilarity and fun. (A mostly serious story with comedic relief from the thoughts of others). ((Co-op with Mika again.))
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,365 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Jaune A.
Love Knows No Distance by yoshifanx reviews
It's Christmas time in Remnant, And two lovers are separated by thousands of miles. But love always finds a way to close the gap. Moncon Submission and my 1st fanfic. Whiterose with mentions of bumblebee.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.] - Complete
Nora's Revenge by HeartzDiary reviews
Nora gets revenge for Ren not cooking her pancakes. One-shot.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Ruby R., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Crude Beauty by BoxinShrimp reviews
She could be rude, unsophisticated, annoying, hotheaded, ignorant and brash... But she could also be beautiful, friendly, maternal, gentle and she couldn't believe she was falling for her. How could a heiress fall in love with such a blonde brute...? Bite-sized chapters of Slowburn Freezerburn Fluff.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 6/24/2016
RWBY Shenanigans by Jdbl00d reviews
Join the RWBY crew in the everyday life of a Huntsmen and Huntress in training, ranging from the halls of Beacon to the city of Vale. Whatever shenanigans, it is guaranteed to be anything but ordinary.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Complete
incalculable by hwkitty reviews
Weiss tries and fails to understand her attraction to Yang, and to successfully tutor her in math.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Weiss S., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Weiss vs Zweinophobia by BoxinShrimp reviews
One boring day in the dorms, Weiss decides she's had enough. She finally decides to take Blake's irrational fear of dogs into her own hands, devising an amazing plan to help cure Blake of her phobia. A plan that will involve Nora, Professor Port and fish. My entry for the /r/RWBY Monthly Fanfiction Contest for July.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Weiss S., Blake B.] Zwei - Complete
CRME Chibi(ish)! by Grinning Cheshire reviews
When awaiting the fourth season, what are the motley crew of RWBY's villains to do? Kind of goof about, have some laughs, get into some trouble, start fights, and admire how wonderful Lady Cinder is... That last one may just be Emerald, though. (Drabble story, a small amount of plot, some fluff, and a little bit of shipping.)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2016
Roman's Cheap, Thus I Scream by Redler Red7 reviews
Blake gets kidnapped and is forced to pay a heavy price. Based on a text post by Tumblr user xekstrin
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Blake B., Roman T.
Entries from the Queen's Diary by boopingsloth reviews
Everyone knew Nora was Queen of the Castle... but what really went through her head as she was going through school? She couldn't really be as hyperactive and insane in private as she appeared to other people... could she?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 5/4/2016
Master Hand's Big Book O'Rules by Spidershadow5 reviews
Due to the Super Smash Bros. driving him up the wall, Master Hand comes up with a list of rules in order to keep the peace. Accepting submissions in the comments.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Master Hand - Complete
Bees and Roses by mikotyzini reviews
Needing a little more Bumblebee or White Rose in your life? These little one shots might be just what you need! Primarily Bumblebee, but White Rose will have their own features as well.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,244 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Weiss S., Ruby R.]
Killer's Wink and Jauney's Drink by IBurn reviews
Certain ship tease, one shot. Mostly friendship stuff. The teachers in Beacon Academy had to leave the school for a week. In celebration to this, a certain little red had planned some team bonding exercise - with team JNPR. Tribute to Monty as it's his birthday today.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Taiyang X.L., Team CFVY - Complete
Pecking Order by JC of the Corn reviews
Jaune Needs training. A mystical being shows up to grant his wish. But was it worth it? Yes, I was drunk again. CRACK FIC, TFS CROSSOVER.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/21/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Ozpin - Complete
I Still Have Her by WannabeAHLad reviews
The Schnee Dust Company goes bankrupt, leaving the Schnee heiress homeless and left with nothing but the clothes on her back and her weapon. With nowhere else to go, Weiss goes to her friend, and former partner, Ruby for help. Rated T for now, might go up to M later.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 152 - Published: 6/20/2016 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.]
Oreo Ice Cream by Spring Zephyr reviews
Weiss, Ruby, and food talk - the ingredients for fluff.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Midnight Snacking by Kokiri-Hylian-Hero reviews
Ruby can't get any sleep, and goes to the kitchen to find something to eat to see if that'll help, little did she know, Weiss had the same idea.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
A Friendly Game by Cardinals Against Humanity reviews
Pyrrha receives a chess board from her parents. Jaune offers to play with her and the two make a small bet. Hilarity Ensues. "WHY IS EVERYTHING SETTLED BY A F**KING CHESS GAME NOW?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,472 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Jaune A., Cinder F., Neo, Winter S. - Complete
Spring Cleaning by ObeseCommando reviews
Weiss engages in a fierce fight against her latest opponent: Team RWBY's messy dorm.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Weiss S. - Complete
Fate, Frayed Rope, and (Gay) Feelings by RWBY Order reviews
A small twist of fate (thanks to a large un-twist of rope), leads to the total destruction of Weiss's bed, a long night of awkwardness, and a weekend of discovery and suprises for the Red and White duo of Team RWBY.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,906 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 1/29/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
All Wound Up by Eternalmetalhead reviews
In hindsight, (sort of) accidentally tying up and (very deliberately) flirting with her partner had ended rather spectacularly well. Bumblebee oneshot, semi-ridiculous idea that makes a questionable amount of sense. NOT SMUT. Cross-posted on AO3. Enjoy!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
RWBY: Markiplier by Le MAO XXIII reviews
Snippets of the cast of RWBY either reacting to Markiplier videos, getting themselves in Markiplier situations, or perhaps even Markiplier himself will make an appearance! Who knows! All that is known is that much fun is to be had. Rated T for language as well as all that comes with Markiplier. (HIATUS)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,450 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Late Night Theories by Unjax reviews
Yang and Ruby make a shocking discovery. Weiss isn't so convinced.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
RubyRolled! by Madcinder reviews
Welcome to the wild world of RWBY! Come and watch the crazy antics of all your favorite RWBY characters, and Yang will be there too. A humorous ongoing story, writing with the intention of never truly ending. If you have suggestions, please leave them in a review and wait to see what comes of it. Please stop, drop, and roll by!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 39,878 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Nora V.
Just like the heroes in the stories by King-Mac-11 reviews
Ruby finds herself in quite the predicament. This is not a normal situation in any sense of the word. You'd think it was a bad fanfiction or something... wait...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Ruby R., Team RWBY
Bed Crasher by Xesphanite reviews
It was totally inevitable; Ruby's bed comes crashing down Weiss' bed, leaving Team RWBY with only two beds left. Yang brilliantly points out that their only option is sharing beds between partners. Ruby/Weiss and Blake/Yang shipping.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,366 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Blake's Dog Day by VeigarSenpai reviews
Ruby, Weiss, and Yang coerce Blake into taking Zwei the Ballistic Missile Corgi for a walk, much to her chagrin.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Complete
Block by flipomatic reviews
"Ren! Look out!" Huh, that wasn't what he was expecting. Before Ren could figure out what to look out for Nora shoved him to the ground. He couldn't see what happened, but the sickening thunk that followed was unmistakable.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2016 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] - Complete
Over Easy by WilliamRaineyHarlaw reviews
Qrow and Yang make breakfast.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Yang X.L., Qrow B. - Complete
Election Day by Killergoose reviews
It's Yang versus Weiss in the Beacon Academy Election to become Student Council President. Post Volume 2 AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,557 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.] - Complete
Records by DemonoftheRoundTable reviews
Yang has many a record from her childhood, knowing full well that they were made to be broken. Despite this, she finds that the one record she is most proud of has been beaten! How will she react, and who is the one who beat her time by just two seconds?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Fun fair by MimmyWritingFanfic reviews
Ruby convinces her team to go to a 'fun fair' full of rides and games. WeissXRuby, YangXBlake.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.] - Complete
The Prank by LeastStealthyM8 reviews
Yang has decided to start up some "innocent" pranking videos featuring Blake. Her first idea...test out if the cat faunus will freak out over some fruit...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,851 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Blake B., Yang X.L.
Voices by Dongyrn reviews
This ain't your typical Bumblebee love story… Yang decides to help Blake with her obsession over Torchwick and the White Fang's plans. And that's where things go very wrong. Alternate Season 2 Chapter 6 (Burning the Candle). Cover art provided by the magnificent mustachioedoctopus over on Tumblr!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 3/19/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Animals by: Tofuvi by Tofuvi reviews
Nora believes Ren to be good with animals. Team RWBY and JNPR test this theory.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Blake B., Yang X.L., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Cookies by Potato Productions reviews
What happens when team RWBY finds mystery cookies at their doorstep? What will they do? (One-shot and I took a wild guess at Ren's semblance.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
The Green Drink by dbzhardcore reviews
What happens if Pyrrha drank Ren's drink? Hilarity. That's what happens.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Cinder F. - Complete
Trust by SimplyKorra reviews
When Ruby fails to show up for class, Weiss is left without a partner for an important project. She is not happy and her anger only grows when Ruby returns, unsteady and distant. It's the only time Weiss has ever seen Ruby this upset and she has no idea what is wrong, nor how to fix it. White Rose - set between volume's two and three.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
A Team JNPR Beach Day by NewJesus reviews
On a hot summer day, team JNPR decides to visit the beach, but why is it completely empty? Why does Pyrrha insist Jaune is the best at applying tan lotion? And where have Nora and Ren gone to? (A little "Less forget season 3 ever happened" drabble. Rated M for full frontal comedy.)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Renora's Snow Day by HeartzDiary reviews
Ren and Nora spend their day off from classes with a nice cup of hot chocolate. Team Sloth one-shot.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] - Complete
Difficult Words to Say by JTTran reviews
Beast Boy and Raven have never gotten along with each other, but when the two magically switch bodies, they must learn to live in each other's shoes and deal with each other's problems. True feelings are revealed as they gradually understand each other, but will a tragic mistake destroy their budding romance?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 208,694 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Beast Boy, Raven]
What did you say? by curiousscientistkae reviews
After she suddenly wakes up from surgery, Blake has to deal with a drugged up Yang. As she cares for her parnter, in her 'not being fully aware' state of mind, Yang let's a secret slip.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Cat's Paw by LaughingLefou reviews
He wasn't angry at her for being rejected. No, not at all. He was, however getting really sick of being called a dunce. Evil? Yes, but revenge is a dish best served through proxy. Popcorn, anyone? (One-shot. Slight Arkos. Slight Weiss-bashing. Heavy physical Weiss bashing.)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 177 - Published: 3/8/2016 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Weiss S., L. Ren - Complete
Something For The Pain by jcmoorehead reviews
When Shinji wakes up in the morning and is suddenly stricken with illness, Asuka volunteers to spend the day looking after him.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Sporadic Sleeper by Ziirroh reviews
Everyone on team JNPR knows that Ren can overwork himself sometimes and so he tends to sleep in unexpected places, but what happens when they try to look for him and he's nowhere to be seen? Based off of Monty and stories of him sleeping in weird places. Prompt from an anonymous tumblr user.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/29/2016 - L. Ren, Team JNPR - Complete
From Black to White by TheArcaneRose reviews
Where there is dark, there is always light. When Weiss falls for someone she's meant to hate, she must endure the consequences she decided. They lead to choices, but they don't have to be made alone. It doesn't matter how bad they get, it's about how they make them that will shape their future, and them as individuals. Rated T for violence and language.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 153,248 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Weiss S., Blake B.] Ruby R., Yang X.L.
Queen to F4 by Gope O'Quill reviews
Cinder encounters some technical difficulties.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Roman T., Cinder F. - Complete
You and Me Could Write a Bad Romance by StVincent reviews
Blake's patience snaps as she helps edit Yang's essays. Blake's apology doesn't go well, however, and Yang is left to improve her writing skills while still feeling a little vengeful.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] Pyrrha N. - Complete
Delusion by Azecreth reviews
Illusions can be powerful and dangerous things. Not only can they trick other people, but if one isn't careful they can trick the creator as well. Yet in this time of crisis, that might just be what Neo needs
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Roman T., Neo - Complete
The Pen of Power by Baconpwn reviews
Team RWBY has been given a pen capable of making the written word real, no matter how unlikely. I'm sure it'll be fine, there's no way they could break anything. Other than Weiss's blood pressure. Rewrite in Progress. On Hiatus
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,790 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Good Vibes by interdimensionalmeatpie reviews
Yang has a new arm. Her new arm has new attachments and widgets. Which Team RWBY will find out about soon enough.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2016 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.] Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Curtain Fall by Tusk Act IV reviews
After Beacon is reclaimed, all that's left to do is decide what to do with a frozen Cinder statue. "For Pyrrha..."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Cinder F. - Complete
EZ Valentine's Day by TotoMAK reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Ruby and Weiss have more than their fair share of problems finding gifts for each other.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
White Rose Valentine by Falneou17 reviews
A White Rose Valentine special with slight Bumbleby/Bumblebee. In celebration of the day, a carnival is being held in the city that Ruby desperately tries to bring Weiss to. How will they spent the day and what will be learned on this day?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Drunk Affection by Ziirroh reviews
"You won't stay?" She asked innocently. "Uh, um, I-" Ruby was at a loss for words, unable to coherently form a sentence. This was all too much for her. Why was Weiss acting so weird right now?
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 1/26/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
RWBY vs Video Games by Draconian Arsonist reviews
Although the members of Team RWBY are some of the most experienced, hard working, and skilled huntresses-in-training to find their way to Beacon Academy, can they manage to play the games that most men and women would cower in fear at? Rated T for foul language.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Suspicions Arise by Ziirroh reviews
Ruby and Ren have been hanging out together too often. Nora suspects that her role as "Ren's bestest friend" is being threatened. Prompt by Catoust.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Ruby R., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Toothache by Fatal Melody reviews
Ruby's teeth have been hurting. Maybe it's her sugar filled diet, or maybe her wisdom teeth are causing trouble. Join team RWBY as Ruby gets wisdom teeth surgery. White Rose fluff. Expect massive amounts of swearing and blood. Final chapter up!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Weiss by Schnee Soda reviews
Weiss had little to do as she sat alone in the library, her team having mysteriously disappeared from Beacon. She didn't think much of it at first, until she encountered the members of Team JNPR trying to prevent her from returning to her dorm. What has her hyperactive partner done this time? One shot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Team JNPR - Complete
Misunderstandings by Azarelinor reviews
Misunderstandings are common, everyday occurrences that cause drama and spice up our lives. Imagine, then, what misunderstandings could occur in a world as volatile and hilarious as Remnant. A series of unconnected one-shots.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Cabin Fever by YouWouldntUnderstand reviews
Team RWBY's out on a mission. But sometimes that means sitting around and waiting for something to happen. When Weiss and Ruby are the only ones left to sit around, though, they both begin to think, and maybe about each other. Second fic ever! R&R!
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2016 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Uncle Qrow's Bedtime Story by SilentVex reviews
When his sweet little niece is in dire need of a babysitter, of course Qrow Branwen would offer his services. Unfortunately he never considered what that might entail.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Ruby R., Qrow B. - Complete
Jaune's Secret by Jabrax13 reviews
Jaune's got a crush and desperately wants to ask out the girl he's pinning after. So, after much mental preparation and courage gathering, he heads out to find a certain fellow blonde and ask her an important question. One that could change the course of his life forever. Ending is not what you'd expect ;-)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Blake B., Yang X.L., Jaune A. - Complete
A Dish Best Served Frozen by Gope O'Quill reviews
Yang gets revenge the best way she knows how: puns. A submission for /r/RWBY's January 2016 MonCon.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
RWBY Toons by Seraphim Fantasies reviews
Funny little stories that involves the hectic life of team RWBY.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,798 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Team RWB Ace Attornies by superfunnelc reviews
When Yang Xiao Long has her day in court it is up to her team to defend her.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Mercury B. - Complete
Scarlatina's Garden by teeroy766 reviews
Cardin has been following Velvet into the student gardens to try and apologize to her, but he can never get up the courage to do it. One day, Velvet doesn't show up.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Cardin W., Velvet S.] - Complete
Night Fever by KageNoYoko reviews
Weiss didn't like physical contact, Ruby thrived on it. But it's amazing how someone's opinions can change in an unexpected situation involving a sick team mate on a cold night. Intended to be a one-shot, might make it a two-shot. Implied White Rose fluff.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
The One With All The Poker by dark princess3 reviews
In which everyone's bored and decides to play a game of Strip Poker. NOT AS SMUTTY AS IT SOUNDS, I SWEAR.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
See You Later by Yurikah reviews
A short story about Weiss and Ruby.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
A Very Ruby Christmas by Average Fiction reviews
Christmas comes early to Remnant - or more specifically Beacon Academy - when Ruby Rose dons the hat and beard to spread holiday cheer! Mostly because she doesn't want to wait another week to give everyone their presents. (A Christmas one-shot and my first RWBY FanFic)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Team RWBY - Complete
White Snow and Red Roses by Darkfire Galaxy reviews
Team RWBY are about to graduate Beacon, but Ruby finds out Weiss' life isn't going to be all hearts, flowers and joy after graduation. Does Ruby manage to save Weiss from the tyranny of her father? Or will she be forced to marry someone she has no feelings for?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/30/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Twelve Pancakes by jasperthenoble reviews
New Year's Day approaches, and Nora has an idea on how to celebrate it with Ren.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2015 - L. Ren, Nora V.
White Like Roses by MasterHamsters reviews
"You're such a dolt." "But I'm YOUR dolt," she replied in that goofy grin. Weiss laughed in response. "And I wouldn't want it any other way." White Rose 30 Day OTP Challenge.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,598 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 9/17/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
Farewell by Spidershadow5 reviews
As one of their own passes on, the warriors of the multiverse gather to pay their respects to their fallen comrade. Now with a Dramatic Reading! /watch?v -5vATzxLDAc
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Solid Snake - Complete
Small Dilemma by momoxtoshiro reviews
Zwei whined and kneaded his paws on the carpet. Ruby gulped. "We're dead." Especially now that she knew whose office this was. She'd caught sight of the black plaque on the desk where little golden letters spelled it out: Professor Glynda Goodwitch.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Glynda G., Zwei - Complete
How It Feels by Chrlyskwrlmfns reviews
Weiss Schnee has always hated the faunus race, and Blake has had enough. She finds a serum that can turn a human into a faunus and injects it into Weiss in her sleep. Now she gets to see firsthand how hard the life of a faunus really is.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2015
Sleep-Talking by VeryBerry96 reviews
After the Vytal Festival fight between JNPR and BRNZ, Nora is exhausted after using her semblance and so Ren takes her to get some food and some sleep. But what Nora mumbles while she's sleeping will come as a huge surprise to Ren, and may change their friendship forever. A NoraRen one-shot for my friend's birthday.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2015 - [Nora V., L. Ren] Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Are Those Ears! by Jacklyn Frost reviews
Something mysterious happens to Ruby, Weiss keeps fainting and Nora really really REALLY wants a puppy...
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Complete
Ride on the Wild Side by TheRedPoet reviews
Weiss, it turns out, really, really likes going for rides on the Bumblebee
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Bed Time Story by gokart48 reviews
Morgan has trouble getting to sleep lately. She wants to hear a heroic story to try to fall asleep, and her parents hesitantly oblige... *Ahem* There once was a man and a woman who met under bizarre circumstances. This is their tale, and it may not be what you were expecting. (Robin/Lucina)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 314,327 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Morgan - Complete
Uncle Qrow Wins At Life by Raziel12 reviews
There is a reason Qrow is the coolest uncle in the world.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Ruby R., Glynda G., Qrow B.
A Pebble Against the Flood by ObeseCommando reviews
After her latest failed stunt, Yang gets a lecture from Weiss. In a fit of genius, Yang attempts to take the heiress's breath away with a single kiss.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Another Day at Beacon by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
Jaune has no idea what he's doing. Nora is hyperactive. Pyrrha is composed but overwhelmed. Ren just wants some peace. Ladies and gentlemen, Team JNPR. With a room shared between these four disparate personalities, what shenanigans can ensue over the school year? Centers on Ren and Nora; Jaune and Pyrrha are just along for the ride. *SUSPENDED; SEE CH12 A/N.* I do not own RWBY!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 9/16/2013 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Temperature Fluctuations by Greenerin reviews
Ruby Rose x Weiss Schnee oneshot about Weiss' feelings and Ruby's actions. The story takes place right after Chapter 3 of RWBY Vol. 3 and CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM IT. White Rose FTW!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
May Contain Side Effects by InfinityDragonSlayer reviews
The bond between all four members of team RWBY is growing stronger, especially between Weiss and Blake. But when Blake uses a new kind of Dust to save herself, she finds that the Dust had some effects that nobody could have expected. She finds herself at the mercy of a colossal blonde. Will she survive what may be team RWBY's most difficult challenge yet? (Bumblebee)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,357 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] Ruby R., Weiss S.
Wishing on Weiss by ShinAyasaki reviews
Weiss can grant wishes. How poorly is this going to turn out for everyone?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Weiss S., Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
How do you do fellow kids? by oldfashionedhand reviews
Mercury and Emerald attempt to talk to their boss about why her choice of disguise may not have been the best idea.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Cinder F., Mercury B., Emerald S. - Complete
Partners in Cream by The Weakest Of Links reviews
Roman meets his new partner, Neopolitan. Hijinks ensue. A series of Roman-and-Neo centric vignettes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Roman T., Neo, Cinder F.
The Real Weiss by AlexanderTheAmazing reviews
Neo, disguised as Weiss, goes on a date with Yang to ruin their relationship.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2015 - [Yang X.L., Weiss S.] Neo - Complete
Dif'rent Faces by The Layman reviews
In a bizarre Dust accident, the girls of Team RWBY get their bodies switched; Ruby is Blake, Weiss is Yang, Blake is Weiss, and Yang is Ruby. Hijinks ensues. (Takes place between Vol.1 and Vol.2, a "Vol 1.5" if you will.) [AN Crew #1]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,469 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Connection Lost by TheRedPoet reviews
Weiss is stuck working at the Schnee Dust company while the rest of the team are out saving the day and gets a series of messages from Ruby
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Duel by Simply Christian reviews
It began when Yang Xiao Long struck Weiss Schnee, and the heiress took that as a challenge, one she eagerly accepted. The time: now. The location: here. The weapon…
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Hyper-Cat-Ivity by Chrlyskwrlmfns reviews
It was Yang's idea to give Blake an energy drink. Big mistake. Monochrome Warning.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Team RWBY - Complete
Ren's Lesson by interdimensionalmeatpie reviews
Jaune's got a crush on Pyrrha, and Ren's willing to help...after he's rudely awakened. Nora gets her pancakes as well. Hilarity ensues. Jaune & Pyrrha/Arkos.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2015 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] [L. Ren, Nora V.] - Complete
Advice From A (Not) Archenemy by hiddenheart519 reviews
Roman Torchwick, a simple Master Criminal trying to complete his dastardly plans with the White Fang in tow, catches sight of his dreaded archenemy through the window of a Dust shop. Ruby Rose, moping over a weapons magazine. It was an opportunity he couldn't pass up. "Come on, Red, I double as a therapist!" A?N: I don't ship White Rose or RoseWick. It's just a joke.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Ruby R., Roman T., Cinder F., Neo - Complete
Breaking Point by Spidershadow5 reviews
If you want something done right, you'd better do it yourself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Thanos - Complete
Cobalt by Imyoshi reviews
That bastard took the fish with him.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/27/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
Bodies of Art by Linira reviews
"Hey sis, mind helping me with this body-paint? Ooh, why don't you put some on for Weiss?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Fire Emblem Awakening: What if? by kaito9049 reviews
A collection of "what if" stories from Fire Emblem 13 (Awakening). Characters might be a little OOC.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,689 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 5/4/2013
A Day in the Library by LadyKatAstrid
Blake wanted to read a book between classes. Yang had to do an essay but wanted to do something fun. Who would win in this personality clash?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2015
Yang Can Never Know by Linira reviews
Ruby and Weiss give a few freshmen a quick tour. Written for a prompt on my Tumblr. (Did I enter an alternate universe, or did you really just crack a smile at me?)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
16 by Fernachos reviews
It would be her second best day ever, only topped by being accepted into Beacon. Today would be wonderful. It would be exciting. It would be indescribable. This was the day she had waited for.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Ruby R., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Jealousy by Linira reviews
Weiss realizes there's an upside to Jaune's attempts at flirting; Blake is the jealous type. Quick lil Monochrome thing done for my Tumblr, posted here for completeness' sake.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Blake B., Weiss S.] - Complete
Rules and Guildlines for a Better Beacon Experience by RexHeller reviews
Professor Ozpin decides that the students of Beacon need some extra rules to keep them out of trouble. The students take this as a challenge. Chaos ensues. Rated T just to be safe.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015
Yang is the Worst Disciplinarian by Linira reviews
Prequel to Weiss is the Worst Cuddler. Four times Yang used her spray-bottle on the happy couple, and one time she didn't.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2015 - [Blake B., Weiss S.] Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Pyrrha(c) victory by The Rogue King reviews
A story revolving around Pyrrha's affections for her goofball of a leader, Jaune's total obliviousness and all the hijinks in between. And of course, the rest of the RWBY cast will be there to put in their own useless opinions.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,457 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
A Change of Heart by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Neo - Complete
Interesting Developments by Linira reviews
On their first day back from summer break, Weiss notices some changes in Ruby. Short and sweet White Rose fluff.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/25/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Iron Woman by Spidershadow5 reviews
Injured in the crossfire of a conflict, a weapons designer learns of the true results of her efforts. Determined to fight back, she develops her greatest invention to take back her legacy. Based on Iron Man 2008. First installment of the Marvelous Smashing Universe.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Samus A., Olimar - Complete
Dosage by yashkonu reviews
Weiss finds Blake's stash while cleaning up. Warning for drug use, kinda.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2015 - [Blake B., Weiss S.] - Complete
A fool's collection by DeathsFool reviews
A collection of random ideas that would not leave me alone and had to be penned down. None of these are meant to be taken too seriously. Update: 8/21/15: Didn't like how chapter 9 ended so it was remade. Should make for a better read now.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,062 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 8/12/2014
Did You Have Sweet Dreams? by Spring Zephyr reviews
"Does Ruby crawling into your bed at night happen a lot?" Yang asked. It was not exactly what Weiss would've considered polite breakfast conversation; she nearly spit out her orange juice in surprise.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Yang X.L. - Complete
Blake and the laser Pointer by Dr. Science reviews
It's been a long weekend for Blake, with studying and whatnot for a test, so she needs to relax! But not with reading, no. That would just put a strain on her eyes. But maybe if a certain blonde brawler helps her, things could get hilarious
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
I Do Care You Know? by RedFire195065 reviews
Ruby gets injured in a battle. Weiss patches her up. Fluffyness commence!
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S.
Weiss is the Worst Cuddler by Linira reviews
In which Blake's first night sharing the bed with her girlfriend doesn't go as well as she hoped.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Blake B., Weiss S.] - Complete
Queen Ruby by PaladinShane reviews
Team RWBY is tasked with investigating oddly familiar ruins. What happens when somebody couldn't help but take back a souvenir? Sometimes it would've been better to have left well enough alone. (RWBY post-season 1, Pre-season 2)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,552 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Lost in a Maze:a Monochrome One-Shot by BaguetteWolf reviews
After an argument, Weiss and Blake are left to navigate a corn maze without the rest of the team. Rated T for mild touching.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Blake B., Weiss S.] Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
RWBYiacs by Raiyu Jinto reviews
The RANDOMNESS faced by the the RWBY Cast like you've NEVER SEEN IT! I can't explain. Rated T for Language.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2015
Idiots by Linira reviews
They were at the edge of the clearing when they heard the shrill yell. "Because you're important to me, you idiot!" They sighed. "Ten lien says Yang still doesn't figure it out." "Thirty says she does, and we're gonna come back to them making out." "You didn't see how bad Weiss' injuries are. I'll take that bet." Ruby chuckled. "You didn't see Weiss' dream journal."
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Yang X.L., Weiss S.] - Complete
Advisory by QuiteQuiet reviews
Weiss asks a couple for advice on an intimate part of her life. She didn't make the wisest choice confiding in Blake and Yang.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
A Sleepy Ruby by aajjww121 reviews
Ruby's usually the energetic sort, but sometimes even she can get run down. Reviews welcome.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Family Secrets by TheFaithless reviews
Ren has a secret that Yang is dying to discover. Of course, Blake gets dragged into it as well.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.] [L. Ren, Nora V.] - Complete
Drunk Calls, Duty Calls by Linira reviews
In which Yang calls the wrong person for a ride home, and Weiss thinks it's too early for this crap. Freezerburn ship tease, more friendly than anything else. At least, as friendly as you can get with these two.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Future by Lady Fyria reviews
Nora is especially excited when Ren is released from Beacon's infirmary weeks after a nearly fatal incident that leaves him mute. She has a surprise for her unsuspecting partner.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Nora V., L. Ren] - Complete
A Little Whipped Cream by lamer5799 reviews
Weiss tries to prank Yang. Nonsensical Freezerburn thing
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2015 - [Weiss S., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Coolheadluke does RWBY one-shots by Coolheadluke reviews
For those of you who like eclectic collections of one-shots and/or my writing style, then this compilation is probably for you. Check inside for details. Updated each saturday, maybe more if I have the time:)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,570 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014
The Many Hidden Secrets and Talents of Jaune Arc by Kirkman reviews
Jaune, to everyone, seems like the useless, clumsy, goofy idiot around Beacon. But one day, an accident involving Yang and Jaune during a spar will lead to a series of events that will show that Jaune Arc is something, much, much, more.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,201 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Jaune A.
Good Boy by Reeves3 reviews
Who's a good boy? Blake didn't always exactly get along with Zwei but sometimes he did things that she couldn't help but be thankful for. Written for Monty's Day. Bumbleby.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Island of Doctor Akagi by Kaiju Alpha reviews
When Misato, Kaji, Rei, Shinji and Asuka take a vacation on an island owned by Ritsuko Akagi, strange things begin to happen. A parody of the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror skit.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Misato K. - Complete
Those Precious Days Off by Mirror-of-Roses reviews
Beacon gives the students 30 days off. This is how team RWBY and JNPR spend those days. Incomplete, but leaving it as it is.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,638 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Hacked by Techno Skittles reviews
Yang likes sneaking into Blake's phone to mess with her sometimes. However when she finds something that she doesn't expect, could this be the catalyst in the shift of their relationship?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Boop by artemis619 reviews
Ever wonder why Nora says "boop" to Ren so much? A day off of school lets her think about why that is...
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2015 - L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Gems and Berries by ThePrinceOfFear reviews
Odd circumstances bring the different members of Teams RWBY and JNPR together in odd pairings. [Friend-shipping]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Enough Dakka by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Ruby calls a team meeting to address a serious issue within the ranks. The results are explosive, and the ensuing casualties are dire.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Lost His Muzak Again by C V Ford reviews
Just what is it Shinji listens to on that old SDAT anyway? Asuka would like to know. A "rewrite" of my earlier story, Lost His Muzak (Last two thirds.) and partly/indirectly inspired by the story, Sweet Haruhi by thesweeper1957. In accordance with the Sadamoto manga. Ending guaranteed to be different. Oh yes! Rei shows up this time.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Rei A., Misato K., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Jaune Arc Jo Arc by SleepinEyes reviews
Jaune finally discover his Semblance after saving Pyrrha from a Deathstalker. What nobody expected is that his Semblance would do much more than make him a better fighter.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,306 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 105 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Yang X.L., Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
The Responsible One by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
When an integral member of the team is ill, Ruby panics, Blake sees an opportunity, and it's once again left up to Yang to deal with things. Yep, it's just like being back at home.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
A Loyal Companion by momoxtoshiro reviews
"Take care of Blake for me, Zwei!" Ruby said with a wink. Blake caught her eye and nodded to her leader; she knew it was actually her responsibility to take care of Zwei. [Sequel to Overcoming Differences. Dedicated to ChuckleBrotherz!]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Ruby R., Blake B., Zwei, Team RWBY - Complete
A Valentines Day Screw Up by kingxana0 reviews
Jaune creates the perfect love note, a way to tell the one who he loves how he feels. That alone is fine, its sending it to every girl in his phone that starts the single most horrifying day in Mr. Arc's life.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
Key and Peele Meet RWBY by GrimmLocke420 reviews
A series of short RWBY one-shots inspired by the skits of comedians Key & Peele. Kicks off with Substitute Teacher! (Rated M for horrid language and sexual themes)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Cat and Dog by Faeron the Wanderer reviews
What should have been a relaxing day for the Faunus ends up taking a surprising shift. Disclaimer:I did not make RWBY nor did I took part in it's creation.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Blake B., Zwei - Complete
10 Years of Nora by As Expected reviews
Segments and memories from Ren's point of view reflecting his 10-year friendship with the crazy but lovable Nora Valkyrie. A tiny bit of Renora at the end, oneshot.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2015 - L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Easter Excitement by momoxtoshiro reviews
"It's Ruby..." Yang explained, keeping her voice low. "She... She still believes in the Easter Bunny." [Happy Easter!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Petals by sequoiababy reviews
Every combination of RWBY and JNPR you can think of. 100 words each. 28 total drabbles.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Bow by Coffeeskater reviews
Blake has been in a bad mood lately an accidentally snaps at Yang, seriously hurting her feelings. (with a small sprinkle of WHite rose on the side)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2015 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Cats and Dogs by Solora Goldsun reviews
All Blake wants is to read "Ninjas of Love" in peace. Unfortunately, a certain attention-craving dog seems determined to keep her from her restful afternoon.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Blake B., Zwei - Complete
Ambitions and Life Goals by Bridge Over The Creek reviews
Weiss comes home on one cold winter morning to find the household she shares with Ruby in utter chaos. Befuddled and outraged, Weiss wanders the house on her one man manhunt for her girlfriend. Whiterose fluff, humor, and guaranteed to give you some "aaaaaaw"'s!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
Into The Woods by Malthazar Lord of Shadows reviews
An exercise in the Field doesn't go as planned for Ruby and Weiss
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,483 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Helvetica Standard by HolyOrdersOtaku reviews
Hevitica Standard ! What's a plot? What's it mean to be serious? This fic will answer neither of those questions, as each chapter will follow Team RWBY and friends through day to day activities...with a ridiculous twist of nonsense. No sense is to be made. No connections to other chapters/stories will be made unless they are specifically stated.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,008 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 4/5/2014
RWBY Theater Presents by Numbnut10 reviews
A collection of one-shot gag chapters. There will be overly dramatic humor, OOC galore, and enough crazy antics to make Glynda Goodwitch resign out of sheer spite. Continuity be darned because now the world of Remnant is a stage. There will be laughter, it might be yours, so brace your belly, and step through these doors. Rated T for potty mouths.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2015
Is This Animal Abuse? by TheVasilias reviews
Weiss needs a sparring partner, which leads to a series of moral dilemmas. I gave this a T rating for safety due to a possible theme.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Weiss S., Zwei - Complete
Shamrock by QuiteQuiet reviews
An annual practice baffles Weiss, leaving her isolated and pained until Ruby enlightens her.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Team RWBY Plays by HolyOrdersOtaku reviews
What happens when team RWBY gets their hands on various games? They play said games. Many much shenanigans. Rated T for language.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,818 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Bubblegum Snap by Tabby Kattene reviews
You know where Ruby wants to see pink? Weiss's cheeks. You know where she doesn't? Weiss's hair.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Tweiss as Nice by FiercesomestDefenestrator reviews
In hindsight, walking in on Weiss in the shower was probably not the best way to get on her good side. Complete!
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
A Matter of Thematic Choice by EviIPaladin reviews
Weiss, in cleaning up her team's room, makes a horrifying discovery about her girlfriend's literary tastes. Less than 1000 words. Mild implied sexual themes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2015 - [Weiss S., Blake B.] - Complete
I Was Borrowing It by Mirror-of-Roses reviews
What would happen if something important was taken away from RWBY and JNPR for a day? No, not their Semblances or weapons, the one thing they treasure most. Bonus: Ozpin.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Complete
Neo and Nora's Midnight Mayhem by KnightMiner reviews
A simple White Fang robbery that Neo supervises goes awry when a certain excitable girl shows up.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Nora V., Neo - Complete
Role Reversal by ARMV7 reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Cinder and Ruby switched bodies? Well wait no more! Art / fic trade with the talented Kinzaibatsu91 on Tumblr! [DISCONTINUED]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Yang X.L., Cinder F.
Aftermath by EviIPaladin reviews
After the foodfight, Ren and Nora have a moment to themselves. Less than 1000 words.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Nora V., L. Ren] - Complete
Weiss, The Brilliant by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Weiss has a brilliant idea on how to defeat a tough enemy. [Final Fantasy/RWBY]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Weiss gets a Boob Job by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Weiss gets a Boob Job.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Weiss S., Yang X.L., Jaune A., Neptune V. - Complete
Chaos is a Ladder by God Emperor Penguin reviews
A serious reflection on RWBY and all of its characters.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
Jaune Walks in on Weiss in the Shower by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Jaune walks in on Weiss in the shower.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
I'll Make A Man Out Of You by Silas Dane reviews
Jaune's training is going a bit slowly, too slow for Pyrrha's liking. So she enlists Team RWBY to help him improve faster and more efficiently. As the title suggests, there is something included as an extra in this fanfiction. Something I had a lot of fun doing.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
The Talk by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Jaune has never gotten "the talk". After drawing lots, Weiss is the lucky individual who has to try and explain it to him.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
How To Beat a Monkey at Chess THE MUSICAL RWBY Addition A One-Shot by Christopherweeblingjr reviews
Exactly what the title says. Need I say more? Check out Markiplier's channel to see the Music Video.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Team CRDL, Ruby R., Jaune A., Sun W. - Complete
Capital Tea by SilentVex reviews
In which Weiss gets thirsty and Blake has some educating to do.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2015 - [Weiss S., Blake B.] - Complete
Five Nights with Ren by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Ren takes a part-time job as a graveyard shift security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
White Rose by BlakeCatBelladonna
Ruby accidentally messed up and got onto Weiss's bad side. See how the lovable young girl tries to get on the Ice Queen's good side again. (Implied Bumbleby.)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Complete
Opposites Attract by YandereYukiko reviews
A story of how Ren and Nora first met, beginning a lifetime of friendship and perhaps more.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2015 - L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Teasing the Dragon by JillianForDays reviews
Yang believes that being alone is the perfect opportunity to finish her book, but is interrupted when a certain someone walks in on her. [Personality Swap AU] [Rated T for Allusion to Adult Themes] [Bumblebee One-Shot]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/7/2015 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Fighting off boredom by sarcasticdork
Weiss really should have known better than to follow one of Ruby's ideas. Maybe that would have prevented her from ending up in this ridiculous Situation (short, funny weiss/ruby story)
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Close Quarters by FiercesomestDefenestrator reviews
Super-prankster Yang shoves Ruby and Weiss in a locker. Bumblebee if you squint, White Rose if you squint harder. Complete! Now in multi-chapter format.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
SSB: RWBY by Spartacus400 reviews
White Rose fluff for White Rose Wednesday on /r/RWBY. Ruby is bored and convinces Weiss to play some video games with her. Rated T for some mild language and one suggestive scene.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Just a Nip by Lord Nyoka reviews
When caring for your Blake, try to remember to hide the catnip. Failure to do so may produce interesting results. [Silly fluff, cross-posted from AO3]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [Weiss S., Blake B.] - Complete
Weiss Cube by Nuc-Fallout reviews
Weiss thinks she's a Rapper. Crackfic oneshot Rated T for language
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2015
Soft and Only You by Techno Skittles reviews
Weiss, the secret hopeless romantic, expects big things from Ruby this coming Valentine's Day. However, Yang knows better than to expect so much out of her little sister.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] Yang X.L. - Complete
Weiss Tries To Be Sexy by Lesprit-de-escalier reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Beacon University, and Weiss attempts to woo Blake with her awesome idea. VDay oneshot!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Blake B., Weiss S. - Complete
Oh Ren by Ikasury reviews
just a look at an average day for Lie Ren at Beacon Academy, surrounded by friends and enjoying his time... good ol' Team JNPR and RWBY shenanigans (In memory of Monty Oum R.I.P.)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Sugar Rush by Dust2Dust17 reviews
This is exactly why Nora doesnt drink energy drinks. Part of my 100 themes challenge- 77: Hyper
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Glynda G., Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Nora V. - Complete
Drink of Choice by Skaboopi reviews
During a late night study session, Ruby discovers Weiss's drink of choice
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Unorthodox Confession by Mack367 reviews
On another sleepless night, Ruby confesses to a supposedly sleeping Weiss. (White Rose one-shot) (First fanfic warning) Rated T to be safe.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Weapon Swap by SerapeWrensFolk reviews
Ozpin gives out a special assignment to all Beacon leaders to design a week long team building exercise. While Jaune attempts to strengthen JNPR's perception through blindfolding, Ruby decides the members of RWBY need to understand each others combat styles through an exchange of equipment. Surely, nothing too valuable will end up breaking, right?
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Jaune A., Nora V.
Secret Codes by Mrfipp reviews
Jaune gets a phone call.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Ruby R., Jaune A. - Complete
When an Unstoppable Force meets an Immovable Object by ThePhantomScribe reviews
A battle over the last bottle of Samaurai Shampoo between Yang and Ren can be heard all around campus. The ball-busting blonde bombshell vs. the level-headed lotus, her wisecracking puns vs. his dry humor. Who will win? Well, if you know Superman's answer to the age-old riddle, then you know how it goes! YangxRen! My first crackpairing fic *imo* hope you enjoy!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 12/15/2014 - [L. Ren, Yang X.L.] Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Weiss Schnee and the Curious Case of the Missing Unmentionables by sangheilitat117 reviews
Weiss Schnee is a woman on a mission. Someone has been stealing her underwear, and she's determined to find the culprit. And maybe murder them. At the same time she's trying to come to terms with her feelings for Ruby. Just when she thinks things can't get more frustrating, everything changes when she discovers a badly-written fanfiction on Ruby's laptop. Redone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/30/2015 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] - Complete
Ness Greil and the Hocotatian Stone by PrincessKatniss02 reviews
An abused boy named Ness discovers he's a Smasher and is sent off to learn about his newfound powers. HARRY POTTER AND SMASH CROSSOVER.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Nana, Ness, Toon Link
Cats and Dogs by Zeroan reviews
Blake doesn't understand why everybody loves Zwei so much, and she can't seem to get anyone to explain it to her. The only way she can find the answer is by herself...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Blake B., Zwei - Complete
Road to Recovery by FiercesomestDefenestrator reviews
Direct sequel to Grimm Rats, in which everyone ships White Rose except for Weiss and possibly Ruby. Genre: friendship? Humor? Suspense? Some of everything? Our favorite heiress is charged with looking after her recuperating teammates. COMPLETE. Tell us your favorite parts!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,465 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Weiss S., Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Winding Down by momoxtoshiro reviews
After the battle with the Grimm at Mountain Glenn, everyone in team RWBY has different things they want to do that evening. Can they come to an agreement? [For Moongarm!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Compromises by Goth Albino Angel reviews
Blake is unhappy with Zwei being the fifth roommate. What will the others do to solve the problem? MONOCHROME!
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Weiss S., Blake B.] - Complete
That's All by Northlane reviews
Misato and Asuka, after a day on the town, muse over what Shinji could've been doing while they were out. A short, humorous fic I did on a whim to re-familiarize myself with Evangelion. Set after the Mt Asama incident. Beware of slight OOC? [Implied & Very Slight A/S]
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Shinji I., Misato K., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Miracle in RWBY's dorm room by ODST110 reviews
Team RWBY finally hasn't seen something that Weiss has, and therefore they have to watch it. (hooray, one year anniversary for me!)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
A Very Marry Me Monochrome Christmas by Lesprit-de-escalier reviews
Blake is forced to go on a mini-scavenger hunt for a certain heiress, who was nowhere to be found on academy grounds on this fine Christmas Eve!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Blake B., Weiss S. - Complete
Surprise! by Crazylobo reviews
Weiss finds that newfound strength can be a liability when Myrtenaster grows too light for her. This however, does not escape a certain scythe-wielder's notice.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/19/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Christmas Trees by Ann E. Casap reviews
Team RWBY attempts to decorate their first Christmas tree together. Does not go as planned. A little Bumblebee and White Rose included.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.] - Complete
Overcoming Differences by momoxtoshiro reviews
Ever since Ruby and Yang's father had more or less forced them to take in the dog, Blake had been uneasy about it. And why shouldn't she be? They were enemies by nature. [For ChukleBrotherz! Thank you so much!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Blake B., Zwei, Team RWBY - Complete
Waking up by shadowsilv3r reviews
Originally a part of a longer story that didn't gain much of a following: Team RWBY discusses Yang's sleeping habits.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Pamphlets Don't Always Work by The Draigg reviews
Ever wonder how the White Fang tries to recruit new members? Well, maybe you'll find out in this quick story, involving Velvet Scarlatina and two random mooks! Check out this one-shot now!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Velvet S. - Complete
Science Gone Wrong by Rhyfeddol reviews
Ruby, Yang and Nora make a groundbreaking scientific discovery and decide to share it with their teammates. Unfortunately, the next morning, some rather unexpected results are discovered...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Nora V.
You're My Dolt by Critical Bit reviews
A collection of one-shots starring Ruby and Weiss and their growing relationship with each other. Stories will range from fluff to tragedy to everything in between.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Roman Claus: Gift Giver, Cheer Spreader, Dick To Children by The Draigg reviews
How would Roman Torchwick act around children during the Christmas season? Well, like a jerk, that's how. But, how much of jerk? And how does Neo feel about being an elf? Find out inside this one-shot now! (Written for the December MonCon over at /r/RWBY).
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Roman T., Neo - Complete
The Weiss List by The Draigg reviews
When Weiss feels like she needs to improve her mental health, she grows obsessed with performing all the things a bunch of self-help books advise her to do! What's on her to do list? And how long will it take for her to figure out all of this is kind of lame? All of this, and more, are waiting on the inside! (Rating subject to change)
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,075 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.] - Complete
Video Games and Cheats by Knight of Rogues reviews
Just a brief sequel to "A Friendly Game of Poker" to make up/explain the fact that Weiss' winning hand was physically impossible. I thank my sister for giving me an idea for how to play that off. Thanks, sis.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Complete
Pyrrha And The Idiot by SilentVex reviews
Agent Pyrrha Nikos of the Sanctum Special Forces is informed of her latest mission: to infiltrate Beacon and confirm a report regarding one of the students entering this year. Could he really be a member of that family? It's down to her to find out.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,323 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Pyrrha N., Jaune A. - Complete
The Queen of Atlas by milesmorales reviews
Weiss tries to take notes, but keeps getting distracted by Ruby Rose.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
A Very Weiss Thanksgiving by TheVasilias reviews
Thanksgiving is coming up, and no one has plans for the holiday. Weiss holds a Thanksgiving dinner, however, she invites RWBY and JNPR to it. Hilarity ensues. (Light fluff and ship teases)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Donuts by Lady Fyria reviews
Jaune has discovered something terrible about Pyrrha and he's determined to fix it. Arkos fluff.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Pyrrha N., Jaune A.] - Complete
『 Detective Blake 』 by Meyri reviews
Someone stole Blake's tuna, so she starts investigating. This is a really short poem thing I wrote entirely in Limerick form.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Blake B. - Complete
Worth It by Sgt. Sporky
For one another, it would always be worth it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Weiss S., Blake B. - Complete
A Trip With Friends by The Draigg reviews
Get ready for a KRAKEN good time when Team RWBY and Team JNPR visit an aquarium for an extra credit assignment! Hopefully, nothing FISHY will happen! You'll laugh! You'll have your heart warmed! You'll ask, are you SQUIDDING me? Humor, fluff, and sea life all await inside!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Blake B. - Complete
In A Grimm Manor by Soulwithlife reviews
Through an unfortunate accident, Jaune ends up damaging Weiss' precious sword, Myrtenaster. In his infinite wisdom, Jaune offers to pay her back however he can, somehow getting roped into a trip to find the mysterious haunted manor hidden deep within the Emerald Forest. Will the two 'friends' make it back unharmed, if at all? Light Arkos shipping.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,999 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Jaune A., Weiss S. - Complete
Plan Noren by Theeubernoob reviews
Somethings are painfully obvious to everyone except the people they concern most. Food stuck in teeth, undone flies, the ridiculousness of Professor Port's stories, as well as Nora and Ren's attraction to each other. Tired of the tension Jaune, Pyrrha, and Team RWBY make a plan to bring Nora and Ren together. Plan Noren.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2014
Boop! Noren Adventures by Kenshin1340 reviews
A (hopefully series of) one-shot(s) depicting Noren in all of its wonderful, quirky, beautiful glory. EP 1: Microwave Countdown -Skij
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2014
『 A Lesson Learned 』 by Meyri reviews
Professor Port once killed an Ursa pack leader with his bear hands, but none of his students believe him. Ozpin walks in on his class to set the record straight.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Ozpin, P. Port - Complete
Silent Reflections by TheWindWakersDream reviews
Jaune goes out for the night to relieve some stress, but his boring night changes dramatically when he comes across a smiling, silent girl...
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Jaune A., Neo] - Complete
Moonlight by rwbyfics reviews
Weiss hissed out Ruby's name, more like a curse than a call. There was no reply, and Weiss stumbled onto the carpet. She climbed the rickety bedpost as quickly as she could without disrupting their makeshift structure and shoved back Ruby's covers. Weiss was a millisecond away from berating the younger girl when her mouth fell open, slack with disbelief. Written for Kino.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
The Poke-Grimm Song by joshiewoshie reviews
A parody of the pokemon theme song. Done Remnant style.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Complete
Mute Date by God Emperor Penguin reviews
When Jaune saves a girl from being mugged in an alley, he finds himself stuck with a rather eccentric companion…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Neo, Jaune A. - Complete
『 Delivery 』 by Meyri reviews
Team JNPR is on a mission to deliver packages, when Nora finds a letter addressed to Roman Torchwick. Determined to fulfill her duties as a postwoman, she drags her team and Professor Port on a ridiculous chase after the suave criminal. Will Roman stay as elusive as ever? Will Team JNPR outwit the criminal mastermind? What secrets does the letter hold? Find out on this wild ride!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,202 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Roman T., L. Ren, Nora V., Emerald S. - Complete
Unintended Side Effects by poke-a-spark reviews
Blake passes out on Weiss and the heiress is volunteered to take care of her whilst Ruby and Yang track down a nurse. When she wakes up, Blake ends up hearing quite a few things that she probably shouldn't have. [Monochrome][Fluff?Possibly][Pre-relationship]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,886 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Weiss S., Blake B.] Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
A Spicy Meatball: A RWBY Fanfic by greeny74 reviews
When Weiss loses a race against Ruby, she is forced to cook dinner for her and the rest of her teammates. But when the Ice Queen discovers an interesting ingredient in the kitchen, she decides to serve up a little revenge... A simple RWBY one-shot! Made for /r/RWBY's Monthly Fanfiction and Fanart Contest for the month of November.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Food Craze by Waters Knight reviews
The food resupply shipments are late to arrive at Beacon Academy! With hundreds of students on campus, the food supplies can only last so long. Team RWBY is growing restless without their meals! - Written for the November /r/RWBY fanfic and art contest!
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Twitch by HeiszKetchup reviews
In which Yang has trouble focusing, Blake and Ruby both keep secrets, and Weiss's wrath is to be avoided at all costs. A headcanon that eventually became a fic. Reviews welcome!
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Mischief Kisses by momoxtoshiro reviews
What fun is Halloween without scaring your friends? [Happy Halloween!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Weiss S., Blake B.] Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Sparring by ZPumpkin reviews
What better way to bond than while trying to punch your friend?
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,663 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
A RWBY Halloween One-shot by HazyBunny reviews
Teams RWBY and JNPR are going to a costumed party for Halloween. They have been anticipating this party for an entire month and they made some fantastic costumes. The party runs smoothly until something unexpected happens and both teams have to investigate.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Let's Scare Ruby by suomynonAX reviews
It's Halloween, not that Ruby knows what that is. Oh this will be fun...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
A Night of Terror by Everhardt reviews
It's Halloween at Beacon. What Blake doesn't know yet is that this will be a Halloween she'll never forget.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] - Complete
Aquarium Munchies by The Writer Of Lucifenia reviews
Team RWBY goes on a field trip to the aquarium without eating breakfast and a certain cat faunus gets very hungry.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Light And Shadow by momoxtoshiro reviews
It wasn't difficult to recognize the signs of discomfort. Blake had curled in on herself, her breathing ragged, eyebrows knitted tightly. Her ears were pressed flat against her scalp, as though they'd been ironed, pinned down indefinitely. But what concerned Weiss the most were the little whimpers that kept tumbling past her lips, excerpts of apologies mixed with her own name.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Blake B., Weiss S.] - Complete
Jaune's Bad Day by kingxana0 reviews
When an accident with Dust turns an entire classroom full of future Huntresses into lovestruck fangirls for Jaune just how far will he manage to get without falling to their charms (or weapons).
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Recompense by Cowjump reviews
Neither tests nor missions can keep the students of Beacon Academy from being the children that they truly are. In the case of Team RWBY and this autumnal holiday, these obstacles proved woefully inadequate at halting the sisters' impractical plan. Happy Halloween!
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
We must increase our stamina by The Layman reviews
Team RWBY needs to prepare for a match against a team of upperclassmen, but things start to go in a different direction when Yang and Weiss start getting competitive with each other. As you can imagine, hijinx ensue.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Zwei Moment by Vorox3 reviews
Blake and Zwei have a cute encounter
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Blake B. - Complete
A Friendly Game of Poker by Knight of Rogues reviews
When Teams RWBY and JNPR can't get any sleep, Yang recommends they join forces for a friendly game of strip poker...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Blake B., Weiss S. - Complete
Robin's Bulletin Board by Gone2GroundEX reviews
Messages from the group's Tactician to the Shepherds. Inspired/Idea Stolen from 'Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies'. Shorts.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Avatar/Robin
Purr by Solora Goldsun reviews
A relaxing afternoon takes an adorable turn when Sun discovers the effects of petting the ears of a certain cat Faunus.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Sun W., Blake B.] - Complete
Velvet Tuxedo by DiskHeartz reviews
A story that details the most unusual friendship Velvet has with the most unusual choice for a friend. Velvet X Slenderman
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Velvet S.
Rescue by momoxtoshiro reviews
"Ruby..." Weiss' right hand reached up, fingertips brushing with care over her cheek. "Who did this to you?" she demanded. Her voice was cold and hard – unforgiving. "Ruby, which one of them hurt you?" [Takes place after ep 10, volume 2].
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Backfire by ObeseCommando reviews
Yang wants to have a little fun with Weiss before going to bed.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Yang X.L., Weiss S., Blake B., Ruby R. - Complete
Truth or Dare with Team RWBY by MrAnonymous321 reviews
Summer at Beacon Academy brings lots of sun, freedom, and boredom. After exhausting all of their options, the members of Team RWBY decide to engage in a game of Truth or Dare to pass the time.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Seeing Red by Sgt. Sporky reviews
A quick drabble. Yang is a protective big sister, and her little sister is being bullied. Yang isn't a happy big sister. Rated T for (relatively) mild violence and one or two instances of language. Be kind and review!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Rapping Heiress by MrAnonymous321 reviews
While Blake has Ninjas of Love and Pyrrha has her crush on Jaune, Weiss also has a secret... she likes rap. Of course, she would never tell anybody, not even her own teammates. But what would happen if they accidentally stumbled upon the heiress while she was freestyling? Lots of hilarity and teasing.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Haiku by Solora Goldsun reviews
For years, Lie Ren has been in love with his best friend. Never able to voice his feelings aloud, he took to writing haikus about her. Each haiku has a story, and each story builds up to the inevitable.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] - Complete
Help! I'm stuck in the wrong body! by Coffeeskater reviews
It's complete and utter hilarity and chaos when Ruby and Blake wake up in the wrong bodies! It also makes for a mopey Yang who can't kiss her girlfriend! (Stupid fluff and humor, tumblr drabble)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2014
Just another reason why I love you by Bridge Over The Creek reviews
A fluffy Whiterose oneshot. Ruby doesn't like Weiss studying so late and decided to do something about it. Art is credited to it's creator. [One Shot Saturday entry ]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
Team RWBY: Master Matchmakers by kingxana0 reviews
What happens when Ruby earns her 'Matchmaker certificate' and decides her first use of the paper is to get Jaune and Pyrrha together? Hilarity.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,310 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Morning Troubles by Bridge Over The Creek reviews
Ruby doesn't want to get up and Weiss attempts to force her. One shot WhiteRose fluff. Enjoy
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Team RWBY's Movie Night: Disney's Frozen by Grim Helm reviews
After the food fight, Ruby continues her Best Day Ever Activities. The next part of her plan? Watching a movie! Read as Weiss gets totally into it, Blake snarks at the plot and Yang says random crap.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S.
All That Glitters by RedMerchant reviews
Anna saw no plausible reason why, with the right words (and the right lighting), anything that glittered couldn't be gold. [100 drabbles of Anna, in which she faces the challenging, the simple, and the abstract.]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Anna
There Was Once a Time by Mirror-of-Roses reviews
There was once a time when Nora utterly despised pancakes. Her point of view completely changes when Ren makes her pancakes at age thirteen.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2014 - L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Charm Offensive by Raziel12 reviews
The Schnee Dust Company has just unleashed its latest weapon in the public relations battle. It's a pity that nobody told Weiss about it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Grimm Rats by FiercesomestDefenestrator reviews
A routine field trip to Forever Fall goes horribly, horribly wrong. FINISHED. Short epilogue is up! Thanks for the reviews!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,477 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Falling Brawler by Mirror-of-Roses reviews
Yang falls through the ceiling in a food fight and is sent soaring through the sky. What are her thoughts?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Yang X.L. - Complete
A drunken Weiss, a flustered Ruby by Lesprit-de-escalier reviews
Ruby deals with a drunken Weiss, right in the midst of Finals week. Weiss/Ruby, little bits of Blake/Yang!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/21/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
RWBY: Outdoor Adventures by MrAnonymous321 reviews
Camping is such a great experience, and Team RWBY is finally stepping into the beautiful outdoors that Remnant has to offer. Join them as they hike, canoe, kayak, snowshoe, and rock climb their way through the great outdoors. For normal people, this is a great idea; but the members of Team RWBY aren't normal people. Follow the young huntresses through this story of fun and hilarity
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
White Rose Feels by abscondegressevanesce reviews
An inquiry to the structural stability of Ruby and Weiss' bunk beds. Because you should never hang a bunk bed from the ceiling with ropes. Alternatively titled "Weiss Sleeps a Lot" or "Weiss Often Resorts to Unnecessary Violence." A fluffy white rose fic. Tagged as humor because I think I'm funny. I'm sorry. Rated T for vicious pillow fighting and passive aggressive cuddling.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Flip Flopped: JNPR AU by thehemingwaydilemma reviews
Jaune and Pyrrha may have met at Beacon, and Ren and Nora might have been friends since... well, forever, but what would it have looked like if those instances were reversed? Find out as life long friends Jaune and Pyrrha start their first year together at Beacon while everyone's favorite polar opposites meet for the first time (disaster likely to ensue).
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,164 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Nora V., L. Ren
Little Things by Szept reviews
Being woken by a terrified scream is not what Blake would call a good way to start the day.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Your Princess is in Another Castle by sadistic lunatic reviews
:: Post-S02E06 One-Shot :: Jaune thinks he's okay. Nora thinks opposite. What follows is a bromance unlike any other.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Jaune A., Nora V. - Complete
Getting catty by ZPumpkin reviews
It's important for team mates to know everything about each other. Their fighting styles, how good they are at math, their sleeping schedules, if they like to drink milk and chase mice. Best to be thorough.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Yang X.L., Weiss S., Ruby R., Blake B.
Intoxication Ensues by The Draigg reviews
One day, Team RWBY receives a mysterious plate of cookies at their doorstep. Who made them? What do they have in them? And, most importantly, where will their weird trips take them? Read this one-shot now to find out!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Blake B. - Complete
A Simple Bet by The Draigg reviews
Weiss makes a bet with Blake that she can give up coffee, as long as Blake can give up her 'special books'. Who will win? Who will break first? And, most importantly, how will Yang and Ruby handle their partners? Read now to find out!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,401 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.] - Complete
Sexy Back by Dwalkern64 reviews
Jaune and Ren are bringing Sexy Back!... Secretly... (A bunch of short scenarios where the cast break out in song) THERE IS NO SET STORY! JUST FUN LIL CHAPTERS!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Jaune A., L. Ren, Cardin W., Sun W.
Just like a Fairytale by Blu Wolf 23 reviews
There was once a fair maiden, trapped atop a mountain. Surrounded by fire and guarded by a dragon. One day, a warrior set out to conquer the mountain, walk through the fires, and slay the dragon. The warrior's name was Ruby Rose. One shot
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
How to Make a Jelly-Weiss Sandwich by God Emperor Penguin reviews
After getting shot down by Weiss, Jaune decides to go to the school dance with Pyrrha as a friend. This leads to the perfect set of ingredients for making a Jelly-Weiss Sandwich.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Weiss S., Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
RWBY Prank War by MrAnonymous321 reviews
What happens when one of Yang's pranks sets off a domino effect that leads to a full-scale prank war between the members of Team RWBY? Hilarity, alliances, backstabbing, and so much more.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,747 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
When RWBY Theories take over by The Final Conduit reviews
Just a collection of one-shots that center around the characters of RWBY and what it'd be like should some fans theories actually were true (or if they acted like they were true). As a side note, only one person's legs were broken in the making of this story (you know who they are).
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2014
The Little Red Dot by Generatedname reviews
One Shot. As a Huntress, Blake is capable of taking down almost any Grimm. However, what happens when a huntress of her skill meets the only prey that no cat, no matter how strong or cunning, can ever catch?
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Blake B., Sun W., Neptune V. - Complete
Compromise by Linira reviews
Nora decides to do something Ren enjoys for a change.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2014 - L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Nightmares by totaldile reviews
In which four girls have nightmares, and wake each other up because of it.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.] - Complete
Marriage Interview by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Weiss is called home for a marriage interview with an unlikely suitor…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Weiss S., Jaune A. - Complete
I'm Not Crazy, You're Crazy! by BPES reviews
Weiss couldn't be sure just what small pocket of hell Ruby had found this eerie irregularity in, but she did know one thing for certain. It had to go, no matter how much her silver eyed leader begged. (Humour crack fic, do not take it too seriously)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2014
With Friends Like These by Siderial reviews
Who needs enemies? Team RWBY during their time at Beacon Academy. Non-canonical. Eventual Romance.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,934 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Wrath of the Valkyrie by AfroThunda reviews
There is one rule that the students of Beacon Academy should always follow: NEVER get on Nora Valkyrie's bad side. EVER.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,095 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - L. Ren, Nora V.
The Princess And The Oaf by momoxtoshiro reviews
"No way. Weiss Schnee's gonna carry me back to Beacon? Oh man, I'm swooning!" "Leaving you isn't sounding like such a bad idea, after all." [Happy RWBY Tuesday!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Fire Emblem: Outtakes by TwiliRupee reviews
You see what the game wants you to see. But how about in between the battles? What if something was changed that altered the game? This is a collection of outtakes from the lives of the Fire Emblem characters. Mostly FE: Awakening, though there's other games too. F for romantic fluff. Updated rather frequently. Includes AvatarxChrom, AvatarxLucina, AvatarxGaius, and AvatarxCherche.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 135,932 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Cherche - Complete
First Kisses by TheWriterWithHalfABrain reviews
The girls of teams JNPR and RWBY are finally having a sleepover! All is well until the awkward topic of kisses comes along. Yang's excited, Ruby's disappointed, and Nora's strangely quiet. What's going on?
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Pyrrha N., Nora V. - Complete
The Exploding Cake by FiercesomestDefenestrator reviews
Oneshot. Ruby and Yang design a combustible cake for pranking purposes. Target #1: Weiss Schnee. Who will survive?
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Weiss S., Blake B. - Complete
The Wizard of Oz,,,,,,,,,pin by TheOtaku4 reviews
Yang gets knocked out, after battling some Ursa, and wakes up to find that everything and everyone is different.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Yang X.L., Ozpin, Glynda G., Cinder F. - Complete
Punishment, Thy Name is Yang! by Ann E. Casap reviews
What happens when an unwanted guest invades team RWBY's dorm? Chaos, wrath, and punishment are brought forth.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Mama Bear by BlackenedHearts reviews
They were idiots. All of them. One day they were probably going to get themselves killed, and it was probably going to be stupid. Unfortunately they were also HER idiots. As such, that meant that looking after them and keeping them safe was also her responsibility. Happy birthday Hana (momoxtoshiro) !
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,955 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Time-Out by DonnaRyukoMatoi9000 reviews
Yang and Weiss get in a heated argument so Ruby thinks of a way to push them to make up. Due to Ruby's cruel unusual punishment, Yang and Weiss are forced to spend the day together. Based off of SkireTehFox's deviantArt (cover image).
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Yang X.L., Weiss S.] [Ruby R., Blake B.] - Complete
Going in Circles by Ann E. Casap reviews
Blake wakes up one morning and finds that Yang has put her on a scavenger hunt. What will she find? What do all the clues mean and surmount to? Something she hadn't expected.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,282 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
To Blake, From Who? by TheOtaku4 reviews
Blake receives a love letter and decides to hunt down who wrote it. She suspects it is a guy and goes around to each one. And yes, that includes Cardin. See how she reacts to each one.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Blake B., Adam T., Cardin W., Sun W. - Complete
That cookie though! by Via Arterus reviews
Blake had just one job. Just one simple job. It wasn't completely her fault that she blew it. Oneshot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
A Punny Paragraph by Slayer-ONE reviews
Here is a paragraph of RWBY Puns. I hope you enjoy.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Complete
Choke by ObeseCommando reviews
Blake notices that Yang is acting strangely and decides to confront her about it.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Yang X.L., Weiss S.] Blake B. - Complete
Weiss Cold by Dagger of Faith reviews
"Never touch my Dust." That was Weiss's only rule. But what happens when someone steals something that the heiress holds dear? How will Beacon react to the wrath of Weiss Schnee?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
I Can't Sleep by Theeubernoob reviews
Ruby asks Blake to read to her despite being told the story is scary, causing problems for the rest of the team.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2014
Strange occurences by Sir Helios Knight of Valor reviews
A strange… Something, a curse of some sort has been passing from person to person around Beacon with some very… Odd… effects. So far the effects have caused no alarm so many students are still unaware of it. Imagine the confusion if you wake and someone is acting so strangely? A RWBY fanfic where each of the character's personalities will... alter.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,936 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Complete
ParaNora by TheOtaku4 reviews
Nora has a bad dream and thinks one of the girls she knows loves Ren. Multiple pairings. Enjoy :)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Pillow Fight by TheRatava reviews
A short Freezerburn drabble. It's Spring Break and Yang and Weiss are lounging around the dorm room. Yang is bored and Weiss is trying to read.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Team Sloth by rwbyfics reviews
"Did we ever find out what a sloth sounds like?"
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Nora V., L. Ren] - Complete
Common Ground by EmberQuill reviews
"While she wasn't nearly the weapons nut that Ruby was, Weiss was still a Huntress, and the one thing all Huntsmen and Huntresses had in common was a healthy appreciation for the tools of the trade. Ruby's particular tool was both unique and utterly fascinating." - Ruby and Weiss bond over weapons.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Boop by TheOtaku4 reviews
Teams RWBY and JNPR are having lunch. Then Yang brings up a certain question.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Blake B., Yang X.L., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Of Creepypasta and Roses by NightbringerX reviews
A certain Rose gets on to many peoples nerves and they decide she needs to learn a lesson.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Weiss' Sweet Dream! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Weiss has a sweet dream. Or rather, Weiss has several weird dreams involving Ruby. Rated K for shenanigans, White Rose, Reactsverse Oneshot. Based off the short 'Viral's Sweet Dream' from TTGL.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] Blake B., Nora V. - Complete
By Any Other Name by momoxtoshiro reviews
Team RWBY spends their Saturday night playing games. But there are a few questions that are better left unanswered. [Happy birthday, Zoe!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
A Dark Past by ghaaaaaaaaaa reviews
Everyone knows that Weiss had a traumatic childhood...but she has some secrets that really aren't all that dark.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Weiss S., Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Rainy Day White-Rose by Zephyscribe reviews
Weiss and Ruby are marooned in an abandoned building during a storm. Madness in pajamas ensues.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
What Nintendo Didn't Tell You by Tsuna 4 Cn4s reviews
That first day, when Chrom reached out and offered her his hand, Robin knew her life was about to be changed forever... what she didn't know was how bizarre that change was to be.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Avatar/Robin
Knock, Knock by ThinCeilings reviews
Weiss solicits Yang's advice on initiating kissing and is told to crack a few jokes to lighten the mood. Cue Weiss telling shitty knock-knocks and waiting expectantly for a make-out session.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
One Morning by GuiltyKing12 reviews
One morning begins with chaos as Weiss and Blake get into a little fight. The reason being Ruby of course. One-Shot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Yang Xaio Long: Puntress in training by fireprooflawyer reviews
Warning: Contains several terrible puns, because Yang, that's why.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
RWBY's Freaky Friday by FiercesomestDragon reviews
The members of teams RWBY and JNPR get their bodies swapped with their partners. Can Ruby and co. get things set straight? Or will they be trapped as each other FOREVER? Chapter 8: Ren defends his manhood.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,572 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Blake B.
Not-quite-successful pick up lines by razzentino reviews
Ruby tries some pick-up lines on Weiss. Weiss... is not impressed. White Rose. One-shot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Mother in sight by Sycocat2 reviews
Misato is much like a mother to Shinji...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
Love By Every Other Name by Temporary Permanent reviews
A mini story that was originally going to be a doujinshi. Tharja has developed a love potion for Robin, however, when it accidentally gets mixed with a batch of snacks for the Shepherds, what craziness will ensue?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,499 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Avatar/Robin
Neon Genesis Evangelion: That Which Could (not) Happen by Mr. M.Mars reviews
In a better world, perhaps different choices could've been made. In a better world, perhaps catastrophes could've been prevented. In a better world, perhaps things could've been different between us. A retelling of Neon Genesis Evangelion in which different decisions are made, and different actions are taken, ultimately changing the final outcome. (Story begins on Episode 8)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,018 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Little Ruby Rose by DanielLC reviews
RWBY characters in the stories they allude to.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L.
Guns and Roses, and Snow, and Earth, ect, but not Juane by TheOtaku4 reviews
Everyone, but Juane, can use guns and other ranged weapons. Feeling left out Juane decides to get his own gun, but with everyone telling what he should use, becomes a little complicated. JauneXPyrrha pairing, toward the ending.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
How Do You Know by SoloRogueStudios reviews
Just another day at Beacon, but some of the students seem a little...off.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Jaune A.
The Sex Lord of Team RWBY by The Canadian Rifleman reviews
Ruby, Blake and Yang enter a hot conversation about their teammate Weiss, one this latter ends up walking in on. One-shot. No current plans to extend it. Based on the cover picture. RBYxWeiss.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
EVA Sessions: A Very Bad Idea by Gob Hobblin reviews
In the war against the Angels, many weapons are devised and attempted. Some are quite successful. Some are not. Some are abject disasters. This is one of those attempts.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Shinji I., Rei A., Misato K., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Yang's Pranks by ChocolateButtonsAndBooks reviews
Weiss is sick of Yang's pranks so it's time for an intervention however Weiss agrees to one of Yang's prank related contracts. Meanwhile Yang deals with Cardin's bullying in her own special way whilst Weiss attempts to concoct the perfect prank to play on Yang. No obvious pairings but flirty friendships between bumbleby and whiterose. Set post- volume one.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Great Beacon Egg Hunt by momoxtoshiro reviews
The students at Beacon Academy were clever, powerful, tactful, driven, goal-oriented, and critical about their educations and missions. Therefore – naturally – everyone took the yearly Great Egg Hunt very seriously. [Easter fic because of reasons. RWBY and JNPR].
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Weiss And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by kb9vcn reviews
Actually, this is pretty much a typical day for poor Weiss.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Blake B., Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
Ringers Unite! by Lachrymose Comedian reviews
Jaune Arc's long standing conflict with Cardin Winchester comes to a surprising end.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Weiss S., Jaune A., Cardin W. - Complete
What could go wrong? by NinjaGogeta reviews
On Anna and Robin's wedding day, chaos ensues. From Chrom's poor Best Man abilities, to a legion of Anna's in attendance, what could go wrong? A lot, actually. Throw in The Vaike, and things get even worse. AnnaXRobin/Avatar
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lissa, Anna
The Deconstruction of Haruhi Suzumiya by sarsparilla reviews
There's something really odd going on here. If this is an act, could someone please lend me the script? And who's this Kyon guy, anyway? Rewrite.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,692 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Young Blood by Clockwork000 reviews
A simple scene where a certain gentlemanly criminal had a chance encounter with a much younger Ruby Rose. Not that either of them would remember it ten years later down the road. One-shot.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Ruby R., Roman T. - Complete
RWBY-The Shining Valkyrie by Jdbl00d reviews
Nora is often described by Beacon's student body as the most aloof student there is. However, for Teams RWBY and JNPR, when Ren contracts a mysterios illness, they have no choice but to rely on Nora's intimate yet strange knowledge of it to pull him through.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Complete
Walhart goes to Walmart by KawaiiOtakuChick reviews
What happens when an FE:13 character has a name very similar to an infamous retail store? A fanfic is created of course! Walmart has everything that any Shepherd or a former emperor of Valm needs! Story mainly focused on Walhart but other characters will join in later! By the way, Walhart is very OOC!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Walhart, Anna
Thunder Flowers by thehemingwaydilemma reviews
From the day they get accepted to Beacon to beyond where we last saw them in Forever Fall Part 2, The Good Ship Renora has sailed straight and true. Childhood friends Ren and Nora adjust to life at Beacon, share adventures, and come to terms with sharing a room together (but not "together-together"... or are they?). Slightly Canon with the appropriate plot deviations
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,383 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Nora V., L. Ren] [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] - Complete
Medicine Cat Who by Artdirector123 reviews
Cinderheart lead an average life as a warrior, until the day she met a strange silver-blue tom with a blue tree stump, who called himself the Medicine Cat. AU story.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,681 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Cinderheart, Jayfeather
Different Shades of Life by Kalico-To-The-Letter reviews
Ever wonder what the characters of RWBY got up to off-camera? Well, in Different Shades of Life, wonder no more! [ON INDEFINITE HIATUS]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,596 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Academy Life by Raziel12 reviews
A series of slice-of-life chapters covering the good, the bad, and the weird at Beacon Academy. Focuses mainly on team RWBY and team JNPR. Chapter 5: Some people take homework more seriously than others - a lot more seriously.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,885 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
I'll imitate the Ice Queen by Guesswhosaninja reviews
Yang offers Ruby some help with talking to Weiss
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
Reading Ettiquite by Guesswhosaninja reviews
Yang made a mistake, and fears the repercussions of Blake's wrath.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Ruby R., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Souldrops and Snowflakes by CelticPhoenixProductions reviews
A love letter and a secret admirer have Weiss on edge. One-Shot Fluff Study. [Cover by: "stray-life" on DevArt]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
NGE: The Crapalanche by OXYCODONEFROG reviews
In which Rei abuses Asuka, Misato fights a fire, Kaji is terrified, Pizza is Pizza, and old man K doesn't care. Rated T for testosterone.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Kouzou F., Kaji R., Kaworu N., Rei A. - Complete
Litigious by startscribbling12 reviews
He may not love himself, but she can love him enough for both of them, even if she was quite litigious.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Asuka L. S., Shinji I.] - Complete
Motion of the Ocean by The Flippant Writer reviews
You know what they say about guys with big Auras...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Yang X.L., Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete
A Night Out On The Town by stoner-blake reviews
Glynda and Ozpin meet to discuss the events that happened overnight after one Jaune Arc was mistakenly told he was expelled. (one shot, slightly crack piece)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Jaune A. - Complete
Trembling Rose by stoner-blake reviews
It's evening, the weather is awful, and both teams RWBY and JNPR have nothing better do than to gather and tell spooky stories to each other.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Ruby R., Yang X.L.] [Nora V., L. Ren] - Complete
Cold As Weiss by stoner-blake reviews
Yang's bad jokes eventually get the better of Weiss's temper. (Originially called Weiss Cold, but changed to respect another work with the same name by Dagger of Faith)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Yang X.L., Weiss S.] - Complete
Kill Ruby by Dr-J33 reviews
The only thing standing between Pyrrah and Jaune, is Ruby. So Pyrrah decides to deal with this obstacle, by any means necessary. Meanwhile Blake looks for her lost weapon.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Pyrrha N., Ruby R., Jaune A., Blake B. - Complete
Matchmaking Madness by SorrowfulReincarnation reviews
Tired of seeing Jaune and Pyrrha acting all weird around each other, Ruby calls in a 'Team RWBY emergency meeting' to come up with a plan to get them together. With each member having their own small plan, there should be one that would work, right? Oh, but if she only knew what randomness she'd cause...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Ruby R., Cardin W. - Complete
Nora Drinks Coffee by Dr-J33 reviews
What happens when Nora drinks coffee? Chaos. Noses will be booped, legs will be broken, and Ren will have to keep her under control. Oh and theres mentions of shipping, but thats not important.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Nora V., L. Ren, Pyrrha N., Jaune A. - Complete
Blake Needs to Bathe by AwnK reviews
Something smells in team RWBY, it's about time the confront the problem. Story could take place somewhere after episode 9.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Of Cookies and Clues by Hiccup251 reviews
Someone has stolen something precious from Ruby Rose, and she will go to great lengths to find out who. Clue gathering is complete, now, and I have progressed into alternate endings.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Playtime by natstheminion reviews
Yang and Ruby bought Blake a ball of yarn, a squeaky fish and a laser pointer for Christmas as a joke, but Blake thought differently. One shot with a hint of Bumblebee. I was inspired to write this when I saw an amazing piece of fanart on Tumblr one day :) R&R
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.] Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Yang Xiao Long: Peacekeeper by ObeseCommando reviews
Sequel to "Blake Belladonna: Matchmaker." Blake feels like Yang has been ignoring her over the past two months. She decides that, in order for their friendship to continue, life needs to be stirred up a bit.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,314 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
101 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart by TigerLilly22 reviews
AU. Yang and Ruby go to Wal-Mart for the midnight release of Pokemon X and Y. Arriving too early, they decide to liven things up. Random shenanigans. (Warning: Not actually 101 things and many puns ahead.) [Discontinued]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,620 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
A Supportive Spotpass by thinkaman22 reviews
All the supports that should have been. See chapter 1 for details. Read and review!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,347 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Aversa, Gangrel, Priam, Walhart
Sunday, Lazy Sunday by ObeseCommando reviews
Weiss wants a day where she doesn't have to worry about homework, teammates, or training. The universe does not see fit to oblige.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
New Year's by momoxtoshiro reviews
Sequel to First Christmas. "Weiss, just think about it for a sec, okay?" Yang had roughly patted her shoulder. "Which do you think she'd rather get: something you put your money into, or something you put your heart into?" [Happy RWBY Tuesday and Happy New Year!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Chain of Command by Mrfipp reviews
Ruby Rose, leader of Team RWBY, decides she needs to take steps to insure her team can survive in the worst case scenario. EDIT: FIXED
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
RWBY- Secret Santa by oddman5 reviews
The tale of Team RWBY's Christmas morning, as told by 3 unreliable Narrators. At least, that's what they tell me it is.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
First Christmas by momoxtoshiro reviews
"Instead of fretting over what I've missed out on in the past, why don't you show me a future to look forward to?" [Happy RWBY Tuesday! And a very Merry Christmas!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
A Promise by BlakeCatBelladonna reviews
Ruby goes onto a mission and after a couple months, it doesn't seem like she will be coming back.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
A Christmas Tale by FaintQuill reviews
Just a little something I did for the fun of it. I might have enjoyed making the rhyming part a little too much but, eh, what can you do? Enjoy this little story I made.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Complete
The Cloak by Ziirroh reviews
Ruby gets caught sleeping in class; her cloak is taken away as punishment. She asks Weiss to get it back, stuff happens. Inspired by some fanart on tumblr by funblade (which is the cover art).
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Anna's Home Shopping Channel by The Additional Pylon reviews
Ever wanted to get your hands on that sacred sword spoken in Hylian legends? Or how about those magical balls that can capture any wild animals with a 100% catch rate? Perhaps you even dreamed of obtaining the legendary 1-Up mushrooms of Mushroom Kingdom lore. Well all this and more can be yours if you stay tuned onto Anna's Home Shopping Channel! *Refunds not provided.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 12/16/2013
Fire emblem awakening, Truth and dare my way by AceofSpades2736 reviews
I decided to make my own truth and dare since all of the other ones i read were a pretty big success. I just hope its good enough.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,402 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Lucina
Blake Belladonna: Matchmaker by ObeseCommando reviews
Blake predicts that Ruby and Weiss are headed for a relationship and decides to hasten the process.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Changing Faces by Wyrdaza reviews
Weiss and Blake had a little quarrel, but is that really where it ends? And how will Blake feel about this? Just some sad BlakexYang (Bumblebee) stuff I thought of one day. Not really sure you can call this fluff, but hey, why not? As this is my first publishing, please be gentle! Reviews/criticism welcome.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
A Very Invisibly-Tied Christmas by metallover reviews
It's Christmas time in Ylisse! Follow the tale of Robin's first Christmas in his amnesiac memory with his friends among the Shepherds as he struggles to adapt to the concept of the winter holiday and buying presents for his closest friends and family. A fun, seasonal tale full of fluff. Lots of fluff.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] - Complete
Announcement by momoxtoshiro reviews
Weiss is too uptight; Ruby thinks she needs a break.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Initiation by ObeseCommando reviews
A short story where Team RWBY discovers that Weiss has never partaken in one of the best treats of childhood: a grilled cheese sandwich.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Blake B., Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Slowest School Day by ObeseCommando reviews
Ruby discovers a little, black book while bogged down with boredom.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B. - Complete
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga by Queenie Z reviews
Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link - Complete
Classes by AbyssOfMemories reviews
Robin always wondered what it would be like to be something other than a Tactician. Today, he finds out.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013
Stuck Between A Rock And A Hard Place by TigerLilly22 reviews
On a school assignment, Yang loses her scarf. She goes mad trying to get it back.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Yang X.L., Blake B.] - Complete
A Mildly Hair-Brained Schneeme by DezoPenguin reviews
In the first-years' combat tournament, Yang is set to take on Pyrrha in the battle of the century, an epic duel to determine the victor in the ring. Or it would be, if Weiss and Blake didn't have plans to "help" their teammate. Slightly cracky, set sometime after Volume 1.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Weiss S., Pyrrha N., Yang X.L., Ozpin - Complete
A Cloak in the Woods by TheRev28 reviews
They find a familiar cloak in Forever Fall, but not the one who usually wears it. Now the search is on before it's too late.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Freezing Rose by Byjinn reviews
Ruby and Weiss are out for a training exercise. Will their little outing go smoothly, or will it fall apart at the seams? Rated T.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Movie of regrets by NightbringerX reviews
Teams JNPR and RWBY set out to watch a movie only to realize somethings are not meant for mortal eyes, or to be played in a confined room. OneShot, no romance just something I threw together at one in the morning.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Ozpin, Jaune A. - Complete
A Sweet Treat by A-rav reviews
Ruby gets Weiss to try her first ever chocolate-chip cookie.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Marital Support by Yuki Ryu reviews
For the good of the Ylisse army's morale, the impending marriage of General Chrom and Chief Tactician Rei needed to be kept secret until the day the war finally ends. Too bad such a task is far easier said than done.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lissa, Lucina
What Twenty Lien Gets You by TigerLilly22 reviews
Yang buys an island.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Faun-Filled Pranks by xT-Zealot reviews
It had taken Weiss twelve hours in order to get over Blake's past. Yang needed much less time than that to accept her faunus heritage...much to Blake's growing displeasure. -Oneshot-
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Poop Pebbles by OXYCODONEFROG reviews
A short, inane, moronic fic written by an equally short, inane, and moronic author. Abandon all hope, ye who expect a decent fanfic!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Zeruel, Pen Pen, Gendo I., Maya I. - Complete
Pumpkin Carving by momoxtoshiro reviews
Team RWBY gets a day off and decides to have some fun together. The only challenge is, of course, a certain heiress. [Happy RWBY Tuesday!]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.] - Complete
Mother Earth by EarthBound Cat reviews
Just some lyrics to the tune of Mother Earth. Please review, first poem!
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Complete
Ghost Stories by momoxtoshiro reviews
"...Seriously?" Weiss grunted. "That wasn't even remotely scary. In fact, it was so pitiful, it almost had me falling asleep. Oh, and don't even get me started on your storytelling style." (Happy RWBY Tuesday!)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Earplugs by The Flippant Writer reviews
Ren never thought Team JNPR's room was too small until his teammates started dating each other.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Slender Star by GrimGrave reviews
Requested by mariofan48. Trapped in the woods of who knows where, the gang only knows that they have to find 8 mystical pages if they ever want to get back home. What horror stalks them in their search? Rated T for safety.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Konata I., Kagami H., Tsukasa H., Miyuki T. - Complete
JNPR Pancakes by Dingbats and Dweebs reviews
An extension of the scene glossed over in episode 14. Includes Ren making pancakes, Pyrrha laughing at her squadmates, and Nora drinking all the syrup! A silly little one-shot.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [L. Ren, Nora V.] Pyrrha N. - Complete
Meido by xT-Zealot reviews
At this point, Weiss wasn't sure what was going to kill her first: her fever or this potentially lethal dose of cuteness that was her team leader. (Completed)
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Shinji and Asuka's Totally Awesome Halloween by EVAunit42 reviews
Shinji and Asuka are forced to go Trick or Treating together but Halloween has a way of bringing people together. After all it is the one night anyone can be anyone else or maybe just their true self.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood and Other Fairy Tales by deathbybunny reviews
Ruby and the rest of the cast star in your favorite fairy tales, but not quite as you remember them.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Blake B., Yang X.L.]
Speechless by momoxtoshiro reviews
Weiss always had a comeback. For everything. (Happy RWBY Tuesday).
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Sword Hand by gokart48 reviews
Two children came from a dark and horrid life. One dealt with it by laughing and telling stories of his courageous lineage. The other... not so much. What happens when the two are assigned to fight in mixed combat? Severa/Owain. Warning, this is rated O for Owain.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Owain, Severa] - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Artemis Fenir reviews
Little Yang can't find her younger sister's bedtime story. However, maybe the best stories come from the heart.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Ruby R., Yang X.L. - Complete
The Dream by Victor Weiss reviews
"She's been having this recurring dream for almost a full month now," Ren explained to the gathered members of team RWBY and JNPR. The Dream itself when it first started some nights ago, and what made it so memorable that Nora kept having it for the better part of said month. RenxNora with cameos by others members of team JNPR and a teacher! RnR! Fluffy! Oneshot.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/4/2013 - L. Ren, Nora V. - Complete
Priceless by gokart48 reviews
Anna LOVES Gold, Today, she finds herself among the ranks of the Shepherds, Anna can already count the money and she is jumping for joy; perhaps she could even sell her books to a man she saw earlier (Anna/Robin)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Anna] - Complete
Connection Failure by SilentVex reviews
What is the terrible secret that hides within Beacon's dormatories? Will Team RWBY and Team JNPR pull through? Will Ren ever have a moments peace? Find out now!
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2013 - L. Ren, Nora V., Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Ninjas of Love by Reeves3 reviews
Yang finds Blake's book, Ninjas of Love, and the teasing begins. Slight fem/slash but can be taken as two good friends getting carried away. No smut just fluff. Enjoy!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Moczo reviews
Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Roman T. - Complete
A Small Fuzzy Problem by Nightshade498 reviews
"That's when I noticed that they weren't hands, but fuzzy black paws. Letting out a yelp, I quickly took stock of the rest of my body, spinning in a full circle. Well, it was official, I was still asleep. How else would I be standing here as a small black puppy?" White Rose fluff.
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S. - Complete
Warming Up by momoxtoshiro reviews
Weiss needs some advice about a certain troublesome girl...
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by Batty Musings reviews
A lesser man would freeze or do something completely and utterly stupid at the sight of his best friend strutting naked around the room. Ren wishes he were a lesser man. Ren/Nora
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Complete
Red and White Rose by ProngsV reviews
The birthday of Weiss Schnee is approaching and Ruby Rose only has a few days to get a present for her. The only problem is Ruby has no idea what to get!
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
Work and Play by We Thought It'd Be Funny reviews
Chrom is stressed and overworked. But, three residents of Castle Ylisse can't have that, now can they?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Morgan - Complete
Wife Tales by NinjaGogeta reviews
The male Shepards gather for a drink and argue over who's wife is the sweetest...Yeah right!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Complete
Domestic Affairs by nneefa reviews
Maribelle knew something was askance when Lissa's visits with that brooding myrmidon persisted; however, it wasn't until she saw the band, small and gold, curled around her finger that it suddenly dawned on her why. If Lon'qu thought he'd marry her best friend so easily, he had another thing coming. [Lon'qu/Lissa, Maribelle/Gaius - romance/humor/friendship]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Lon'qu, Lissa] [Maribelle, Gaius]
To Break The Unbreakable by Shining4Charizard reviews
This is a little One-Shot where I take a look at Chrom's one major flaw. More inside! Read & Review!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Grima - Complete
A Mis-Slung Spell by Mello-Drama-Reborn reviews
After the events of Lissa and Lon'qu's A support, the two are once again spending time together, and yet again, an assailant comes for the princess's life... But this assailant uses methods neither expect, especially when their attack backfires.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Lissa, Lon'qu] Henry - Complete
Shinji Skywalker by ezmegaz reviews
Some parallels are just plain hard to ignore.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Shinji I. - Complete
Recalling His Words by waterrain reviews
Chrom recalls a few of Robin's words as he and his sister Lissa searches for him.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lissa - Complete
Ruby's Tale by Everhardt reviews
Blake stumbles upon a fairytale written by Ruby and can't help but notice some similarities.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Ruby R., Blake B.] - Complete
An Abundance of Dragonstones by littlemsbookworm reviews
Cynthia is determined to have Nah join in her grand plan. Nah is less than enthused, but learns some interesting information along the way.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Nah, Cynthia - Complete
i used to wonder what friendship could be by Sara Jaye reviews
It wasn't that Henry himself was overly affected by his past, but most people couldn't handle hearing it. Ricken is no exception.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Ricken, Henry - Complete
Kinship's Bond by Basikilos reviews
Brady and Maribelle bond over something unusual. Gaius is confused. He decides to conclude that Brady really does take after his mother.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Gaius, Brady, Maribelle - Complete
a day at the beach by Formerly BM Jr reviews
beaches are usually a place to relax and have fun, so why does it seem like Ruby is miserable? reviews are appreciated.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Complete
Everyone just calm down! No skewering! No disintegrations! by Dustbringer Terra reviews
SPOILERS for the second half of the game. Go play past Chapter 21! Chrom decides to eavesdrop on Robin and Lucina shortly after the incident at castle Plegia and the loss of the Fire Emblem. But what'll happen when more of the Shepherds get the same idea and find themselves in one convoluted mess? My attempt to turn one of the most dramatic moments of the game into a comedy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Tharja - Complete
Timeless by noireskies reviews
Lucina is eighteen. She was eighteen yesterday. She was eighteen a year ago. She'll be eighteen for eighteen more years. Then maybe, she'll finally die. But after living for eighteen centuries, Lucina was starting to lose hope. (Short, dark Fic, Linear half-drabble)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Lucina - Complete
Support by Repliku14 reviews
Never-seen-before support conversations.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013
The Family Picnic by Chikanpo reviews
Chrom and Sumia decide to take their kids on a picnic to get to know each other better. What they didn't expect to learn was that they were grandparents and that Chrom's best friend was their soon to be son in law! Robin/Lucina Chrom/Sumia May turn into a oneshot collection.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina, Sumia - Complete
Never Ever by ImmaNerdX3 reviews
"What am I risking Rae, my life?" he nearly shouted. "I'm risking a lot more if I let you suffer through this alone," he finished with a serious face that looked so strange on him, that Raven couldn't help but stare. This is my first fanfiction, so please review! I don't own the Teen Titans. Hey guys, I'm back. Here's chapter 21!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,783 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
Is It Really A Wonderful Life? by JasonHRAC reviews
When Asuka goes too far with her insults one night, Shinji runs away, deeply hurt, only to be encountered by a mysterious boy named Tabris, who takes Shinji on a spiritual journey to help him realize just how much he truly matters to the people around him.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Shinji I., Kaworu N. - Complete
Scouting Mission by DJGDJFHSHG reviews
Henry and Gregor have been sent on a parameter check around camp. It's raining and pretty miserable, but it gives the two a chance to chat.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Gregor, Henry - Complete
Land of Contusions, or, The Annaception by Writer Awakened reviews
And you thought they were all sisters! Hungry for world domination and maybe a sandwich, Anna leads her clone army on a march to take over the world. Also, "Anna" doesn't look like a real word anymore.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Anna, Victor, Vincent - Complete
Ylissean Bachelor by ItsComplicatedOkay reviews
Chrom is forced to join a dating game-show hosted by a slightly-loony Robin for the sake of "Team Dynamics" and "Battlefield Babies". What could possibly go wrong? Let's find out!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom - Complete
Mixed Hot Springs by LovelyNocturna reviews
Happy birthday to Chrom! Based off the conversation between Lucina and Female Robin (if you are related) in the Hot Springs DLC.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Chrom, Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Morgan - Complete
Rest and Relaxation by LeungGaHo reviews
Ever wonder what else happens when the Shepherds try and take a few days off from saving the world? A series of short stories about the little vacation that The Shepherds enjoyed in the Outrealms. Based off of the Scramble DLC chapters.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Nowi, Tharja
Naga be praised! by NinjaGogeta reviews
A wonderful tale of a man and his stick.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Libra - Complete
Crushed by Natural Frequency reviews
If you were left to die in the woods buried under an avalanche of filth and despair, would anyone notice you were gone? Would they care?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Virion, Sully, Panne - Complete
One Good Prank Deserves Another by kaito9049 reviews
Yeah...I am not good at titles...or fanfics for that matter. This is my first fanfic, and boy...feel free to rip into this one. Really. I won't be offended. I mostly just wanted to see this website's format. - Aversa has been troubled recently by a series of pranks. According to Robin (M), the most likely culprit is Lissa. (One-Shot)
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Aversa, Lissa - Complete
Where Have All the Rapiers Gone? by Tsuna 4 Cn4s reviews
Before an important meeting with their Feroxi allies, Chrom and his queen/tactician, Silvani, check the weapon room for supplies. Things do not go as planned.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom - Complete
Day of Victory by Xanedis reviews
On the second anniversary of victory in the Dark Dragon War, Chrom and Lissa commence their plan to pull off a trick of unimaginable magnitude, involving a mysterious masked man into their scheme. The relationship between Avatar/Robin and Lucina is central to this story, as is the death of the tactician during the Dark Dragon War.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Chrom, Lucina, Lissa - Complete
Chrom & Frederick's C Support - Extended Edition by AuraChannelerChris reviews
The what-if scenario if Chrom couldn't manage to take down the mentally-scarring posters across the whole camp in time before anybody could see them. WARNING: Contains spoilers for all the characters that join the army before the final battle, not including SpotPass & DLC characters. It does not include heavy plot-related points.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Chrom, Frederick - Complete
Better Than Last Year's by Everlastingpassion13 reviews
[FE13] In their future, there wasn't time for such idle things as "Birthdays". (One-Shot) Happy Birthday Lucina!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Lucina - Complete
Faking A Smile by skywolf666 reviews
A hard-fought battle always earns their soldiers injuries, but Inigo hides his wound and fakes a smile when his father turns back to check in on him. A faked smile turns into a sharp word, and to Lucina's utter horror, she finds herself seeing a new side to the mercenary she never expected when she accidentally overhears them. Apologies, doctoring, tears, and confessions. LxI.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2013 - [Inigo, Lucina] - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Heat by COOKIECHEESEMAN reviews
One day, Yarne seems to become afflicted by a condition that cause him to view women... in a much different light than normal. How will this affect his relationship with his best friend, Noire, who's a girl herself? YarnexNoire, with Panne providing the context.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Yarne, Noire] Panne - Complete
Scenery by Where the gras is greener reviews
Little tidbits, might-have-beens, out-takes, bloopers and commercials for Neon Genesis Evangelion, with a few little twists, of course. Basically oneshots with only the faintest hint of connection. Does NOT take itself seriously! (The recent chapter isn't funny, but writing practice.)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
You Are (Not) Shinji Ikari by JasonHRAC reviews
In a way, Shinji did die when he attempted suicide. Because as far as the people around him were concerned, this was not Shinji Ikari they were talking to. It was someone who was more real than Shinji himself in a way. And perhaps that was what terrified them the most. But she wasn't going to run away. She was going to save him from himself. Contains Shinji/Asuka.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Don't Look by gabriel blessing reviews
'No no no no no no'. 'Can't run'. 'Always watches, no eyes'. 'Leave me alone'. 'Don't look... or it takes you'. 'Help me.' Shinji already knew all that. He knew it all too well. But there was never anyone there to help. Misato intends to change that. If she can.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,016 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
SEELE 00 by FourthImpact reviews
Gendo Ikari is summoned to a meeting with Seele. What happens in that meeting will change his life forever. Just a little goofy weirdness while I work on the next chapter of NGE: Mitigation. No connection to that story, though. Rated for occasional coarse language.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Gendo I. - Complete
Pure Crack by Doomsought reviews
Mt. Rushmore punches giant naked Rei in the face.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Lilith - Complete
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009
Irregular Piridi Meeting by ItsComplicatedOkay reviews
What will happen when Phosphora decides to add some "love" to the weekly Forces of Nature meetings by getting a certain Goddess of Nature to go out with a certain person? A mad and embarrassed Viridi, that's what! Pit/Viridi Piridi
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [Pit, Viridi] - Complete
A Little Soft Spot For Pit by Konpeki Rei reviews
Warning: This is spoiler heavy, do not read if you have not played/beaten the game. After the final battle, Palutena decides to throw a celebration party for all the gods and goddesses and commanders, and Pit finds himself beside one particular goddess!
Kid Icarus - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Pit, Viridi - Complete
Wanna Kiss? by Mattydapro reviews
A different interpretation of the lead up to one of my favorite scenes. A bit OOC, a bit WAFFY and Oneshot
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Courtship of Shinji Ikari by Alex Knight reviews
What it says on the box. A small change in Asuka's personality presages large changes in the story.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,518 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Past Lives by LuckyBlackCat reviews
Massive end of game spoilers. Don't read this unless you have finished the game. We know who Klaus is now, but who did he used to be?
Xenoblade Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Zanza/Klaus, Meyneth - Complete
Christmas Together? by kira862 reviews
Five years later after the prevention of Third Impact, and Shinji and Asuka are still much the same as they've always been. Or are they? During a rare Christmas together, they may finally discover there love for each other! Merry Christmas Everyone!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,725 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
Desired Effects by Henry V reviews
Ritsuko Akagi tries to adjust the Pilot's Psychological balance. With forseeably catastrophic results! Chapter FOUR! Woo yeah!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Bein' Friends by Charlett reviews
-MOTHER3- Lucas and his friends have finished their adventures. They've defeated the enemy and saved the world. Afterwards, however, Lucas disappears. His friends are determined to find him again, but what if he doesn't want to be found?
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Duster, Kumatora
Rematch by Coma Rouge reviews
Rei comes face to face Ramiel once again. Sort of.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Rei A., Shinji I. - Complete
Believing by green-piggy reviews
During a rare moment of peace, Shulk and the others become seven good friends who argue and fight over Fiora's questionable cooking. One-shot.
Xenoblade Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Fiora/Fiorung, Shulk - Complete
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
Worth Living by Inumaru12 reviews
After losing his wife and son, Flint tries to figure out what life is worth living for…only to realize Lucas is still waiting for him patiently. K for suicidal thoughts. Spoilers for Mother 3 if you haven't played or just have been living under a rock.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Flint, Lucas - Complete
I Know The Truth! by Sparda Sparda reviews
Oneshot...Just for kicks!
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Shinji I., Kouzou F. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda:The Edwaker Reuploded by ACEAMC reviews
Now with shorter chapters for short attention spans. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, my story! Join Ed, Edd, Eddy, Tetra, the king of red lions and everyone else on an adventure that's as fun as is it is compleatly crazy!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010
Sickness Ties Us together by Kabuki Warrior reviews
Being Sick has always been hard, Especially when you're alone all day. But to Shinji, Being Sick may not be so bad with the help of a certain redhead taking care of him. My first Fic read and review please.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Animal I Have Become by garfieldodie reviews
Set two years before Back to Earth. The Dwarfers find that a GELF has broken on board. Their attempts to capture it lead to experimentation, and they end up creating something far more sinister...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,642 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
One by One by koopa2pa reviews
Master Hand and Crazy Hand have held another smash tournament, and all the smashers from Brawl are there. But then, one by one, the smashers start dying. What's the cause? Please review! I won't write if it doesn't seem like you're interested!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - R.O.B., Bowser
An Evangelion Beer Commerical by Asukaforever92 reviews
A random one shot I came up with, it's a parodic beer commerical starring Pen-Pen. Rating is for the mentioning of alcohol. Summary and contents both edited.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Pen Pen - Complete
Quack by Asukaforever92 reviews
My first story, a one shot where Asuka challenges Dr. Akagi's competeance. Read & Review. Repaired as of August 27, 2011.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Asuka L. S. - Complete
NGE: The Cutting Room Floor by Lucretius20 reviews
NGE: CRF is a humor fanfic by esselfortium and myself showing the inevitable insanity of the unseen off-days in the NGE universe.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Taking Advantage by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shinji finds himself without his memories. Surely though the people around him won't try to take advantage... right?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
A Very Merry Super Smash Bros Christmas by SongBird312 reviews
The SSB characters are spending the holidays together. With some evil schemeing, sweet dreaming, and a whole lotta tape and cookies, the SSB gang are going to make this their best Christmas break ever!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Metroid Prime: The Ed Hunters by Eds Maniac reviews
The first of the trilogy. Ed, Edd and Eddy, by the grace of fate, find themselves scattered and stranded on the Chozo world of Tallon IV. With no other alternative, the three friends muster their courage, overcome their own faults, and travel across the lands in search of each other. However, the dark mysteries of this decaying world run far deeper than any of them realize...
Crossover - Metroid & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,983 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Ridley, Ed, Edd, Eddy
It Can't Get Worse by Zentrodie reviews
A simple little try to replicate their high sync ratio goes bad with traditional results
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Lol Indeed Robin Hood by love1398 reviews
What if Robin Hood, Marion, the gang, the Sheriff of Nottingham, and Guisborne all found...a chatroom? This will probably be 5 chapters at the most. Little bit of romance here and there. Robin/Marian and Will/Djaq. Reviews are always welcome! Enjoy.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Will S., Djaq - Complete
Power, Wisdom, and Fur by Player4 reviews
A bizarre mishap with a portal finds the Hero of Twilight in a strange new land in a new form. Suddenly taken up in a world of rival Clans, he must strive to gain acceptance of the warriors around him. Meanwhile, a dark and dangerous power rises...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,315 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Link
Opening the Closet Door a Crack by still too old for this reviews
Requested to find a missing professor of anthropology, the Titans begin a descent into the darkness where dwell madness and evil. Mystery and horror await our intrepid heroes. As for survival, that remains to be seen.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,076 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Murder at Smash Mansion by OneWingedHeron53 reviews
For the first time in a few decades, there has been a murder at Smash Mansion. Now our team of six will investigate and find the murderer.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Link, Mr. Resetti - Complete
Noodles by The Hidden Girl reviews
"If you watch it, the water won't boil." a voice said from behind her. Raven turned to see Beast Boy. She went back to staring at the pot. "Staring doesn't matter. The water will boil either way." she said. [Oneshot]
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Clue: At the Crazy Hand Mansion by SneakyKitty reviews
What happens when Crazy Hand decides to throw a party? It turns into a murder mystery where either any of the Smash characters could be the killer! But who is it? Based off the movie CLUE. Rated T for a lil language, and some violence.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
Legend of Zelda: Gender Bender by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
Link snoops around Vaati's potion room and finds an interesting potion. Who to try it on...? Why not Dark Link? And this results in Dark Link switching genders! Now Link and Vaati are forced to work together to find a cure!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,127 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Link, Vaati - Complete
Link and Midna Come Alive Again! by Midna3452 reviews
Creative title, isn't it? Anyways, Link and Midna are back in our realm for a visit! But what happens when someone else decides to tag along? Read to find out! Sequel to Link and Midna Come Alive Literally! LinkXMidna. Some TP spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,927 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
A Black's Will by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Red Eyed Clone by Iraesmarter reviews
Asuka goes too far and Rei decides it's time for some payback. When Rei sets up her mind, she goes through to the end. This time, a masterful revenge plan will come into action.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Rei A.
The Discovery by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
Vaati, Dark Link, and Link discover the Internet!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
The Rigged Smash Ball by Sky the wolfdog9 reviews
Master Hand and Crazy Hand rig the Smash Ball and now everyones Final Smashes have been changed. Attempted crack, so it's half crack.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
The Great Camelot Gender Switch by wolf with panther eyes reviews
A wish made by Morgana turns Camelot upside down. And with two royal visitors about to arrive! How's Arthur going to cope with being a princess? And Merlin a maidservant? They're not the only ones, either - it's the whole castle who has been switched.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Liar Liar by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
There are many things he now regrets.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - T. Adachi, Nanako D. - Complete
Bonding With Asuka by RySenkari reviews
In this story, taking place between episodes 9 and 10, Misato decides that Asuka and Shinji need more training in trust. She comes up with an idea to help Shinji and Asuka bond... which involves literal bonds. Will Asuka let herself be roped in by Shinji?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
Lacks Creativity by snappleducated reviews
Naoto meets her arch-nemesis. It is sometimes refered to as gym class. — NaotoKanji
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Naoto S., Kanji T. - Complete
Snowpeak Christmas by ShadowMan90 reviews
Modern TP. While spending Christmas with his family on Mount Snowpeak, Link discovers a strange imp freezing to death in the snow and brings her in from the cold.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,324 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
Fun with the Velvet Door by Gones reviews
Series. Minato tells his friends that there's a door. They don't believe him. How will he get them to believe him? Elizabeth Dates are included. Wacked out Timeline.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Protagonist
Regular Guys by zero-damage reviews
Or: a slacker and an idol walk into a loading bay. Post-game Persona 3/4 crossover.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Junpei I., Rise K. - Complete
Namesake by Rayless Night reviews
Pestering questions, hormones, paranoia, and Chie Hanamura.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Chie S., Yosuke H. - Complete
Granted by Pretzelcoatl reviews
In his last few days in Inaba, Souji fulfills some final wishes at the shrine.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
Thriller: Zelda Style by DracoWolf316 reviews
Link, Midna, and all other characters perform Thriller on Halloween Night! Full of randomness Sort of and the song is "Thriller" by Michael Jackson May he rest in Peace. Read more to find out!-Songfic- My first, so be gentle with the reviews!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
Crime and Crème Brûlée by Rayless Night reviews
Naoto had two cases, the real one and the one she took on for her best friend. Anyone could guess which would be the end of her.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Naoto S., Rise K., Kanji T., Souji S./Yuu N. - Complete
The Winter Festival by Viridis Lupus reviews
Loosely based on a Christmas Carol. Arthur is visited by Three Ghosts who reveal to him what happened in Merlin's past, present and future to make him the man that he is and the man he will be. These visits are meant to change Arthur, himself, for good.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Introduction by Reever Rayne reviews
After all abusing your talent for a good cause is always the right thing to do.I think...
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2009 - R. Dojima, Nanako D. - Complete
Naoto Shirogane, Ace Detective by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. A Special Detective Notebook and the two investigations of 2011.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
PenPen's Pent up Predicament by Ps3udonym reviews
Pen-Pen and Shinji learn that love is a Craigslist click away. A/S
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Shinji I. - Complete
Addicted by Snakeeater91 reviews
Short 1-shots of Persona 4 and Persona 3 character's experience with certain video games like Resident Evil,Metal Gear Solid, ect. Crack craziness.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009
I Get a Kick Out of You by Dollhousesareforwhimps reviews
Yosuke confesses his feelings to Chie in a particularly creative way.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Yosuke H., Chie S. - Complete
A Very Good Influence by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. Kanji and Naoto are finally dating, but Mrs. Tatsumi makes an unfortunate assumption.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Broken by zero-damage reviews
Persona 4. An AU retelling of the Inaba investigation, with a very different villain.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Gender swap: Smash bros by King Dedede reviews
When a few girls get angry and a gender swap potion comes into play, it's bad news for Link, the Pokemon trainer, and more! Only Romance/Humor because that's what most TG stories are.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jigglypuff, Link - Complete
Eavesdropping by Legal Assasin reviews
The group hears something very…interesting…coming from their leader’s bedroom. Yosuke’s in there too. Conclusion-Do we WANT to know? WARNING! Contains implications of very naughty things done by two guys! Seta/Hana
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Souji S./Yuu N., Yosuke H. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Aiselne Phoenix Nocturnus reviews
Mayhem ensues onboard the Durandal when MOMO accidentally overhears, and misinterprets, Jr. confess something VERY startling about him and 'Gaignun.' Two-Shot.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jr./Rubedo, Gaignun K./Nigredo, MOMO - Complete
NGE oneshots by Fanf1cFan reviews
Bits of life from the NGE world. One-shots, unless I can find a reason to link them together in a story. The newest upload happens to be in the #1 spot. I just thought they should be in that order.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Asuka's Redemption by ScarabDrowner reviews
Asuka pushes Shinji too far, causing him to snap and lash out at her violently. Will she be able to win back his trust... and love? 6/5/09 Update: back again after a long unintentional absence. Let's see if I can pick up where I left off, eh?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
yukata by fall from stars reviews
DRABBLE—Finding a yukata that fits is the deepest circle of hell for Naoto Shirogane. Persona 4. Light Kanji x Naoto. General silliness.
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Haru's on First by CardCaptor Schlueter reviews
Haruhi and Kyon have a conversation about odd nicknames for baseball players. Based on "Who's on First" by Abbott and Costello.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Taking Leave by Rayless Night reviews
Kanji, Naoto, and the downside of knowing each other.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Hachiko by PreseatheKitsune reviews
He just sat there waiting for that one person to come off the train, no matter how long it takes... or what may happen... -Post P4-
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Granting Wishes by Seven Skies
So what does the Fox do with all that yen? She uses it to grant more wishes, of course.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Whispers by Seven Skies reviews
The day that Souji departs from Inaba is the day two trains accidentally collide and there are no survivors. One-shot, true ending spoilers.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Crafty by Rayless Night reviews
When you can't solve a case, you're left with nothing to do but brood on it. Naoto Shirogane hates brooding, but she's excessively good at it. Whether Kanji and Nanako will help or hinder her is another case by itself.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naoto S., Kanji T., Nanako D., Rise K. - Complete
Over the Lazy Dog by Gestalten reviews
This is a short and sweet Persona 4 memoir-type one-shot from a rather...unique perspective. Please be warned that it contains spoilers for those of you who haven't finished the game. Feedback is welcome. Thank you and happy reading! :
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Persona 3 Hidden Bloopers by BlueDragonFic reviews
Some funny things I think up of while playing/ watching my brother play Persona 3! Guaranteed laughs! Updates will be slow! Read bottom of my profile for reason why.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008
he said, she said by smartalker reviews
In which Gazille hates everything, Gray is given unnecessary CPR by fifteen different girls, Levi has a dirty mind, Kana is aghast, Happy keeps on turning into Lucy, Natsu asks Lucy out, Mirajane keeps dumping water on Luxus, and Lucy is on the warpath.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
A Tale Of Communication by ToastedWhiskers reviews
-Persona3- Minato gets fed up with limited responses and decides to create his own method of communication. -OneShot-
Persona Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Protagonist - Complete
Persona 4: Boxers or Briefs by MelodicFlan reviews
Naoto discusses with Kanji some important details regarding the cases. Sometimes, just sometimes Kanji wonders about Naoto's mentality. Kanji x Naoto friendship?
Persona Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Link and Midna Come Alive Literally! by Midna3452 reviews
Link and Midna are somehow transported into the strange and mysterious world of Washington State! Please R&R! Major ending TP spoilers! LinkXMidna COMPLETE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,511 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Link, Midna - Complete
Jealousy by MagnumPI459 reviews
The title sums it up pretty well; give it a read, it's short.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Persona 4: Hobbies by MelodicFlan reviews
Just another ordinary day in Seta Souji's bedroom. Things get a little out of hand when Doujima decides to eavesdrop on his young nephew. Naoto x Souji.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2009 - [Souji S./Yuu N., Naoto S.] - Complete
Altered Destinies by Mike313 reviews
A different decision made in a battle and a simple act of curiosity cause Misato to be changed into a teenager, altering both her destiny and that of Shinji Ikari. Shinji/Misato.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,107 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
The Great Ikari Auction by Psycho Counter reviews
What happens when SEELE cuts Nerv's budget almost down to nothing? Gendo decides to have an daily auction, with his son Shinji as the prize every time! Will our hero be able to find romance in the carnage? Shinjix? Rating for language and later situation.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Shinji I.
Shinji Theater by gunman reviews
Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Midna Likes Chocolate by Midna3452 reviews
The title pretty much sums it up. How much does Midna like chocolate? Read to find out! R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Midna, Link - Complete
Midna Says Random Things by Midna3452 reviews
This is just a one-shot about things i heard Midna say while playing Zelda: Twilight Princess. If you listen closely to what she says, you can hear some pretty funny stuff. Please R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Midna, Link - Complete
Recollections by mrsaturn123 reviews
About a year after Ness and company defeated Giygas, he had mysteriously returned in his living form and was found by Paula. Stranger still he can't seem to remember anything aside from his own name. But what will they do if he starts to regain his memory
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,906 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny: SSBB Style! by Whoops I'm Evil reviews
It all started with Bowser attacking Peach's castle. Again. Songfic. Rated T for language and violence Song used: Ulimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon. WARNING: TOTAL CRACKFIC.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Anything you can do, I can do better by KaziRede reviews
Kumatora Challenges Duster in anything and everything he can do to prove herself better. KumaxDuster, Oneshot.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Misato's Revenge by sentinel28 reviews
What's this? Is Shinji going to get lucky? Is Rei turning into a closet drunk? Is Asuka regretting crossing Misato? IS THIS STORY FINALLY FINISHED? All these answers and more in "Misato's Revenge: The Final Chapter Really! "
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
Help by Rayless Night reviews
You're the one who said yes. I'm not going to blame you. But I should.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Shinjiro A., Fuuka Y., Koromaru - Complete
Freedom Day by Charlett reviews
MOTHER 3 It's Freedom Day, the day that Tazmily unites and gives joyous celebration for their freedom from evil. Duster then finds that Lucas is celebrating in his own way as well.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Lucas, Duster - Complete
Take This! by Suramira reviews
I apologize for this story.
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Chicken by PreseatheKitsune reviews
Neither one was going down without a fight. More inside
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Akihiko S., Shinjiro A. - Complete
The MOTHER of All Turnabouts by Andronian reviews
Giygas has been accused of brainwashing! Who could clear his name but the Ace Attorney himself, Phoenix Wright! And yes, I wrote this story for one reason, and one reason only. FOR THE LULZ.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008
Asuka's Valentine's Dinner by gunman reviews
Shinji sets up a special Valentine's dinner for Asuka, complete with a surprise date. However, things are not as perfect for her as Shinji expects, for one very important reason. Oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Mathematical Improbability by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. Luna proves mathematically that crumple-horned snorkacks do exist...and that Hermione doesn't exist at the same time
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
an accidental memory by surestsmile reviews
Fuuka develops a picture she barely remembers taking. Spoilers up to October 4th.
Persona Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Fuuka Y. - Complete
20 Magical Masks: A Happy Mask Salesman Adventure by Yukimi the Ice Goddess reviews
The tale of one man, 20 masks, and the adventure he must undertake to collect them all! Told by a wandering ministral of a restless salesman who travels to find not only masks, but his heart as well. Please read and review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/3/2005
Through the Eyes of Crazy Hand by Darkwarrior17 reviews
A sequel to What the Hell is going on Up There, Anyway? Crazy gets Maced, talks about chocolate, and blows up the house!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2007
Completely Foreseeable Complications by Maelynne Naveen reviews
Why exactly were we in this precarious situation? As usual I blame her. Haruhi x Kyon oneshot!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Kaji's Will by Time Mage reviews
In the aftermath of the war with the Angels, the will of Kaji Ryouji is discovered and must be fulfilled! But no one expected it to be like this...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
The Attraction of Suzumiya Haruhi by Flower of Paper reviews
It's the day before Tanabata. Kyon's trying to write a little love poem to celebrate, but the results aren't quite what he expected.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Cruel by Zed Tea reviews
No matter the circumstances, there is always a way to defeat an angel.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Gendo I., Ritsuko A. - Complete
Insubordinate by Oro Productions reviews
Yuki is assigned to destroy two targetsBut she is very, very insubordinate.. ONESHOTThough i might make it into a fullfledged fanfic depending on reviews, so let me know if you think this could make an interesting fanfic!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Documentary by drunkdragon reviews
[Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu]: The time has come to see just what Suzumiya Haruhi thinks about the rest of the world. Hopefully, she will have a favorable outlook. Hinted Haruhi x Kyon
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Things that you would never see in NGE by capt. n reviews
Just a list that I thought up when I was supposed to be working. I hope you like it. Please R&R
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 289 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Devil's Courtroom by Wushu reviews
The Devil's Court is in session, but who is on trial?
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Rei A., Shinji I. - Complete
Darkness is Contagious by Translucent Darkness reviews
The Teen Titans are asked to stay at Hogwarts to help stop a menace in the Forbidden Forest, but that might be the least of their problems. Rated T for violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,845 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., Raven - Complete
The Poo Has Got No Clue by Dannondorf reviews
Oneshot. Poo just doesn't get Eagleland's culture.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Poo - Complete
Define Me by Lady Douji
Some of Wilhelm's thoughts at the end of Ep 3. Spoilers ahoy. Short drabble
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
Toast by Tsukiko Rain reviews
Random, random, and more random. Definitely an appearance of the AllenShion pairing. Coauthored by Sapphire Dragon. Rated for Jr.'s language.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 8/23/2005
Observations by JustLikePagliacciDid reviews
Yes, it has a coherent plot. It's in there. No, I'm not lying. Read it again. You'll find it. WARNING: May cause autoerotic asphyxiation.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Under The Gun by Fifth Horseman reviews
Shinji is held hostage by someone determined to get some answers.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
ye shall be as pie by summonershion69 reviews
Shion and KOSMOS visit the PacMan Bakery...Extreme Randomness, extreme OOC, and just plain insanity...
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006
Residing Chaos by Aki and Tenshi reviews
Teen Titans n' Harry Potter crossover. Voldemort has kidnapped the Titans in order to get Raven to do his dirty work. by Aki. Not compliant with HBP or DH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Voldemort, Raven - Complete
The Power of UDO by the Red Nothing reviews
An exchange between Wilhelm, who worries people are SOMEHOW beginning to suspect his evility, and Shion, who suddenly finds that her boss ...reminds her of someone. [ Dedicated to... David Bowie? ]
Xenosaga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
What the Hell is Going on up There, Anyway? by Darkwarrior17 reviews
A oneshot about what Crazy Hand thinks and does for one day. Inspired by one of the reveiwers to my other story.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Another NGE Halloween! by MacBeth2001 reviews
More All Hallow's Eve silliness. My second annual, supershort one shot.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Poker Night by gunman reviews
The group plays poker and Shinji gets even.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Shinji I. - Complete
Mind Games by wolfsoul reviews
An incident allows Shinji to answer his question of what goes on inside Asuka's head, by getting a much closer look than he ever could have bargained for. Let the games begin!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,574 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/26/2001 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Jack and The Genie by Emx reviews
Well, it's pretty much in the title... Reviews would be nice, but whatever...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005
There's No Such Thing As Luck by Parallel-Blue13115 reviews
Allen becomes a rapper? chaos is not so seemingly passive as he appears? Gasp! Jr. can't gamble at his own tables? Craziness awaits on the Durandal and Kukai Foundation. Some Spoilers. Part One Completed
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,207 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Allen R., Jr./Rubedo - Complete
SURPRISE! by Luna-Starr reviews
chaos has an identity crisis, Jr. is angry at the world and Shion and the others remember his bday at the last second... Rated for RANDOMNESS!:: DONE!::
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
Send in the Rei's by Kindled Chime reviews
When Rei confesses she does not know how to have fun Shinji considers it his duty to teach her. He doesn't know why Asuka insists on tagging along though...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,886 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005
Of Wishes and Fishes by NateGold reviews
EVAFairly Oddparents crossover. Insane? You betcha! Chapter 5 up! Now playing at an asylum near you! Chapter 6 coming soon!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004
Eva Menagerie by Tereya reviews
A collection of humor one-shots and omake from various stories, all in one place. (I feel bad for what I put the characters through. Really I do)
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,794 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 9/13/2003
Predictable by Random1377 reviews
I'm sure you've read something like this before... and you probably already know how it will end. Read it, if you'd like... you may enjoy it.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,624 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
A Christmas Celebration by Lone Wulffe reviews
Christmas is meaningless if you don't have anyone important to share it with. Presents are worthless if there is no one precious to give them to. Oneshot RS
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Complete
An NGE Halloween! by MacBeth2001 reviews
October 31st with the gang. A supershort oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Gendo and the Monkey's Paw by Supercat reviews
Gendo finds a magical item that gives him three wishes.... However, you should always be careful what you wish for... OOOH! SCAAAARRY! (Cue dramatic music)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 8/8/2002
The EVAtrix by Dot Warner reviews
Shinji discovers the secret to a higher sync rate. Very short and silly.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2004
Extreme NGE Stereotypes by funvince reviews
Not your typical NGE humor fic. A series of spoofs with each chapter focusing on a character stereotype and making fun of it. We've gone through Robotic Rei, the Incredible Asuka, and Genie Shinji. Now watch as Evil Overlord Gendo gets his comeuppance...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,675 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Shinji Grows Up by Ravenman9898 reviews
What happens when Shinji starts to grow a spine, A SA fic with humor in it, PG13 for language, ITS DONE
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,262 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Xenosaga! by TheShoelessOne reviews
Chapter 10 Up! It's Christmas time! The time for love, peace and serenity... Well, maybe not for the crew of the Elsa. How many obsticals must our heroes overcome to have a nice, quiet Christmas?
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,880 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 11/3/2003
12 days of Earthbound by Divinity-Wagner reviews
My true love knows I love Christmas...and Earthbound .
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2003
A Happier World by JimmyWolk reviews
After the twelfth angel, Shinji finds himself in a world where everyone is acting strange. Asuka is loving him, his father cares, PenPen feds himself. OOC? You bet... (Don't be fooled; there's no chap2, it's just a bit revised)
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003
Another Pointless Funny by Andross937 reviews
You asked for it, so here you go! It's pointless, it's funny! So read and review please!
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2003
Pain by Moonstone 04 reviews
[XENOSAGA] After their first battle together, chaos and KOSMOS have a little talk. [Complete]
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Complete
World from the eye's of Another by DrunkDrake reviews
Cha:12 up. Fastest Update of mine ever! Things begin to turn in the Eva world, what are SEELE men doing in NERV?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 8/7/2002
The Perfect Birthday by DJ Lee reviews
Shinji thought that his 16th birthday would be another lonely birthday like those he had in the past. However, he's in for a surprise since a lonely birthday was not what he received.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Last Gift She Expected by Psyanchosis reviews
Completed, but a sequel IS COMING! The Three Stooges are planning a surprise party...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,531 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Complete
Simmer by Kumorigoe reviews
Asuka sees something in Shinji one evening while watching him cooking dinner. COMPLETE!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,571 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Complete
Different by TheShoelessOne reviews
Allen tries to explain to MOMO the meaning of love, and the little Realian realizes that she is very different.
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Complete
Between Fire and Ice by Xenriel reviews
An accident causes Asuka and Rei to fuse into one girl. Alternate Endings 4 & 5 ! Please R&R.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,613 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Complete
Scenes of Life by Zentrodie reviews
The Government comes for Gendo, Asuka plays a joke, Shinji tries to get some help, and more
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,680 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002
Ever wonder why by Evangelion Xgouki reviews
The madness continues...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Complete
It's a Wonderful Neon Genesis Evangelion Life by Slayer6 reviews
My entry in Ryoma's Christmas fiction contest, A guilt ridden Shinji is shown a world in which he never was born.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Complete
One Two Many by Noodz reviews
One Asuka is enough, but two Asukas? One too many...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2002
The Wizard of Odd by Sweet Jane reviews
Snape is forced to direct the 5th years from Gryffindor and Slytherin in the musical *The Wizard of Oz.* No one is happy, least of all the Head Flying Monkey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
I Am by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
Shinji's memory is erased and rewritten, resulting in a dramatic change of attitudes and relationships at NERV. Everyone must deal with Shinji's new identity, but how will they respond to a completely different person? Chapter 7 up.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,194 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 7/23/2002
The Cruel Penguin's Thesis by JAy4 reviews
This is a one shot fic, about a certain warm water penguin.....Enjoy it, luv it, cherish it. (Shaking a fist) Cherish...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Master Hand by Haggard reviews
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Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2002
Would You Like Fries With That? by Arcturus reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2002
Junk Food II - The Second Course by shade of life reviews
It's lunchtime at NERV, and you won't believe what's on the menu. Added a little extra something for you :-).
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2002
Junk Food by shade of life reviews
The children are hungry, but all that they find is some of Misato's cooking... *just reformatted the story and claened it up a bit.*
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/5/2002
Happy Birthday Shinji by Epyon Zero reviews
Its Shinji's Birthday! But does anyone remember?
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2001
Sick Day by Evilkeen reviews
Gendo Ikari--the most powerful and feared man in the world...calls in sick. Then the real crisis begins...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/30/2001 - Published: 3/19/2001
Letters to a Child by Kei Masaki reviews
A letter, from one Ikari to another
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2001
A Tokyo-3 April Fool's Day by feithecontact reviews
This is what happens when my alter ego takes control. -_^ This is a little idea that started bouncing around in my head around April 1st, but I'm such a procrastinator I didn't finish it till now! I'm not even sure they celebrate April Fool's Day (or so
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2001
Evangelion: Death by Paul Corrigan reviews
Shinji has refused to destroy Kaoru even after Kaoru asked him to do so. Desperate situations call for desperate measures. Note: Extremely silly. Another old spamfic.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2001
Resibound Evil by EB Minion reviews
The other Earthbounders have disappeared, and it looks like it's up to Poo to rescue them! But does he really stand a chance against the vile D' Minion creature?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2000
Just a Child by Axel Terizaki reviews
Shinji gets out of Unit-01 as a baby and Asuka has to take care of him... Misato's orders :)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2000
How A Martial Artist Stops a Bullet by Desaix reviews
How do the Martial Artists of Ranma 12 stop themselves from being shot? Find out!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2000 - Complete
Fundraising by Dot Warner reviews
What Gendou turns to when NERV's accounts run low...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/1999
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RWBY County reviews
A series of humorous RWBY oneshots, guided by the soda-addled mind of a gamer with too much time on his hands! Episode 2: In which Blake is paranoid, Torchwick watches too many movies, Neo is exasperated, and Weiss gets covered in jello.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 1/30
The Faunus in the High Castle reviews
Blake's life ended the day she grew a pair of cat ears, for her village mandates that faunus must be sacrificed to the nearby castle for its own protection. Trapped in the walls of stone, Blake discovers Weiss, a young woman who has been there for as long as she can remember. As the two unite to escape, they develop a bond closer than either thought possible.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Weiss S., Blake B.
Mario Mario and the Order of Philanthropy reviews
Mario's newest challenge comes in the form of two wars- one against the most evil being in the multiverse, and the newly-sparked war against Tabuu. Based on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Fifth installment of the Mario Mario series!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,285 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - Link, Zelda/Sheik, Mario
Mario Mario and the Bottle of Lightning reviews
Mario finally returns to the Smash Mansion, only to find himself plunged into a tournament between his school and two rival consoles- er, I mean, rival schools! Based on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Fourth installment of the Mario Mario series! Complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 282,646 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Link, Zelda/Sheik, Mario - Complete
Live Alive: Time Crash reviews
For centuries, the world has been haunted by an evil taking many forms... Now, as the eleventh hour draws near, all those who opposed it will be drawn to its origin for one, final confrontation. Finale of the Live Alive mini-series!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Complete
The Tome
As Raven investigates the murder of her own grandfather, she discovers a book that tells of her being the last in a long line of people destined to prevent the end of the world. Primarily Teen Titans, while crossing over with several different fandoms. Based on Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem. Rating subject to change.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,175 - Published: 11/1/2015
Mario Mario and the Unexpected Drama reviews
Mario and his crew are unexpectedly called upon to perform a play based on one of the Master Hand's favorite movies! What could possibly go wrong? Spin-off of the Mario Mario series! Parody of Pulp Fiction!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Link, Mario, Lucina - Complete
Merry Christmas, Baka reviews
Shinji has been planning this Christmas present for a while, now. But, of course, with Asuka Langely Soryu, things are rarely ever that simple... A Christmas oneshot... in Spring!
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A. - Complete
Once Upon an Evangelion reviews
Misato finally comes home from a late night of partying, only to find the pilots stuck in her wall! How? Well, every story has multiple sides to it, after all... Oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Live Alive: Harry's Story reviews
In order to promote the DA, Harry joins a dueling tournament- only to discover one student's dark secrets lurking like a shadow over the castle. Part of the Live Alive mini-series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Live Alive: KOS-MOS's Story reviews
A starship travelling through space experiences problems when a killer makes themselves known, and it's up to a just-born android to discover the truth behind the killings before it's too late. Part of the Live Alive mini-series!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - KOS-MOS, Shion U., L. Virgil - Complete
Live Alive: Fireheart's Story reviews
Shadowclan's been acting more hostile than usual lately, and it's up to everyone's favorite three warriors to find out the truth behind why. Part of the Live Alive mini-series!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Firestar, Graystripe, Sandstorm - Complete
Live Alive: Akane's Story reviews
There's a new school of Martial Arts in town, and soon, Akane finds herself investigating its dark secrets... Part of the Live Alive mini-series!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Ranma, Akane, Ryoga - Complete
Live Alive: Shinji's Story reviews
A new pilot has been found to assist the children of Tokyo-3 in the battle against the Angels. However, not long after arriving, it becomes clear that she's got secrets of her own... Part of the Live Alive mini-series!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Complete
Live Alive: Ness's Story reviews
Ness finally returns to Onette after his battle with Giygas, only to find that things aren't quite as he remembers them, and resulting in a battle to save his hometown once again. Part of the Live Alive mini-series!
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo - Complete
Live Alive: Link's Story reviews
Zelda has been kidnapped by a new villain, and, of course, it's up to Link Faron to save her. But something is different about this villain... Part of the Live Alive mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Link, Zelda, Impa, Vaati - Complete
Live Alive: Raven's Story reviews
It all started as a normal mission, but ended by plunging one half-demon into her own living hell... Part of the Live Alive mini-series.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Raven - Complete
Mario Mario and the Prisoner of Subspace reviews
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the Smash Mansion, a lunatic that works for the most dangerous smasher of all time breaks out of the smasher prison! His number 1 target? Why, none other than Mario Mario! Third installment of the Mario Mario series. Based on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,290 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Link, Zelda/Sheik, Mario - Complete
Xenoblade Novelization reviews
In a world built on the ashes of two titans, a war between man and machine has ended in an uneasy peace. However, one attack will spark the conflict once more, as a young man seeks revenge for his hometown. A novelization of the wonderful game by Monolith.
Xenoblade Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2015
Faron reviews
For centuries, Hyrule has been watched over by the spirit of a warrior in green. However, a new threat is rising, and this time, just one warrior won't be enough... Eventual crossover between all the games.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014
TOWER of Leaves reviews
The Titans return from a vacation to find that the TOWER is suddenly 1/4 of an inch bigger on the inside than the outside. And soon, that's the least of their problems... Heavy inspiration from HOUSE of Leaves. Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,449 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Complete
Beyond a Joke reviews
Post-game. Melia is having a late night in the Colony, when she discovers a horrible secret behind the High Entia. It takes a talk from a friend to restore her confidence in her race. Being set post-game, spoilers abound. Oneshot.
Xenoblade Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Alvis, Melia, Shulk - Complete
Murder by Smashing reviews
When the Smash Bros. are invited to dinner at a mansion, they're challenged to solve a murder that hasn't happened yet. Based off the movie, Murder by Death. Rated for safety.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/8/2010
Mario Mario and the Dungeon of Secrets reviews
Upon returning to the Smash Mansion, Mario finds a horrible monster stalking the halls. Oh, and there's something turning students to stone, too. Second installment in the Mario Mario series. Based off Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,312 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Link, Zelda/Sheik, Mario - Complete
Mario Mario and the Hylian Stone reviews
When young, abused Mario Mario discovers that he's a smasher, he goes to be educated at Super Smash Bros. School. First installment in the Mario Mario series. Based off Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Link, Zelda/Sheik, Mario - Complete
Clanbound reviews
When a Riverclan apprentice discovers that he has special powers, he must go on an adventure with a Windclan apprentice, a kittypet, and a warrior of Bloodclan to save not only the clans, but the whole world. Based off of Earthbound 0.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011
Legend of the Warriors: Mapleshade's Mask reviews
When a mysterious stranger comes through the clans, offering strange things called masks, only Lionblaze is interested. When Lionblaze goes to find the stranger, he meets with a terrible fate when he is thrown into an alternate version of the clans doomed to die in 3 days. With the stranger's help, can he save the world and return home before time runs out?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Lionblaze
The New Chosen Ones reviews
What happens when the Triforce falls into the hands of a few Gryffindors, Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Rated for safety.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Link, Harry P.
There will be Claws reviews
In a world where the clans have fallen into ruin, cats have begun to mysteriously die, killed by a mysterious butcher. In this world, it's up to an unlikely hero and his companions to save clans that seem beyond redemption. Based on There will be Brawl.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Graystripe, Firestar - Complete
super smash bros truth or dare reviews
Exactly what it says. Smash Bros. Truth or dare! Anyone with truths or dares, come here. Currently accepting both truths and dares! Rated just in case. Anything goes here, after all. Just nothing that will take it to M.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
Framed reviews
When Ashfur is found dead, Lionblaze is the prime suspect. Now, murders are happening in all of the clans, always by the same cat, and Lionblaze must find the real killer and clear his name before it's too late. Rated for violence and murder.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Lionblaze, Jayfeather
The Wizard of Odd reviews
When Samus and Pikachu get pulled into another world, what will happen when they meet a chocolate-crazed hand, a man made of iron who has a strange obsession with breakfast grain foods, and a singing marshmallow? Inspired by the Wizard of Oz.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Samus A., Pikachu
super smash bros brawl novelization reviews
the title says it all. this is the novelization of the story mode on super smash bros. brawl. please R&R. rated for safety.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,610 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010
Super Smash Warriors reviews
while trying a new spell, Zelda accidentally brings some warriors characters to life! now firestar and graystripe have joined the smash bros.! not only that, but a new villain is rising, and he's really familiar to the 2 new smashers. happens after brawl.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010
A Warrior's Christmas Carol reviews
When Tigerstar loses sight of what Christmas really means, he is visited by spirits in the night. Based on Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol. Rated for later chapters.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Tigerstar, Firestar - Complete
Metroid: Iron Woman reviews
The story of Samus Aran, as told by the Space Pirates and the Chozo. Based off the song Iron Man.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Samus A. - Complete
Warriors: Alone reviews
Jayfeather wakes up to find that Thunderclan is missing! Oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Jayfeather - Complete
Warriors: The Twelve Pains of Christmas reviews
The cats of Thunderclan have discovered the joys of Christmas... and all the pains that come with it!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Smash Bros Puppet Pals reviews
Just what the title is. Potter Puppet Pals, Super Smash Bros. edition! Please R&R. I'm starting with Mysterious Ticking Noise. Rated for safety.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
super smash bros randomness reviews
oneshot. just another attempt at humor. some random things that happen in the smash bros. not sure where it came from. please read and review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Mario, Link - Complete
Bowser's Funeral reviews
Bowser has died. Now some koopas have come to his funeral. This is what happens.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bowser, Mario - Complete