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Author has written 36 stories for Mario, Super Smash Brothers, Warriors, Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Teen Titans, Xenoblade Chronicles, Earthbound, Evangelion, Ranma, Xenosaga, Harry Potter, and X-overs.

Gamer4 in. Hey, people, welcome to my profile! There's a quick announcement that I want to make. Now, I know that I haven't exactly been the best in the world about updating my stories. I want to announce right now that I'm not giving up on them. If any of my stories are marked as complete, I won't be updating them for obvious reasons. If I give up on a story, I'll say so in the description, and I'll probably put an author's note in at the end to alert anybody who was reading it and to explain why. (For me, writer's block is a reason for a story getting delayed, not cancelled.) If a story isn't marked as complete, and doesn't say that I've given up on it in the description OR have a chapter at the end stating that I've given up on it, then it WILL be updated as soon as I can get around to it. I'm not dead, I haven't given up on those stories, I just have a terrible update schedule. Thank you for listening.

age: somewhere between 1 and 1000. that's as specific as i'll get.

religion: i'm a christian.

location: the milky way galaxy. (that's the galaxy we live in, for all those who think our galaxy is called, and i quote from someone i knew, "the people galaxy.")

the reason for my name: well, i'm a gamer, and my lucky number is 4. that's all.

favorite authors (outside this site): derek landy (skulduggery pleasent) j.k. Rowling (Harry Potter) erin hunter (warriors), James Howe (Bunnicula)

Other sites: Fictionpress (same name) Warriorcats forums (Leapordfire of Riverclan)

Stories

Bowser's Funeral

What happens when Bowser dies and has a funeral. Humor oneshot.

Super Smash Bros Randomness

When random events occur at the Smash Mansion. Humor oneshot.

Smash Bros. Puppet Pals

Potter Puppet Pals, Super Smash Bros. Edition. Complete!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Novelization

A novelization of Subspace Emissary, from Brawl. Adventure.

Legacy of the Master Hand

A story about how the Master Hand touched the lives of all the smashers, and why he started the Smash Bros. in the first place. Inspired by the movie Mr. Holland's Opus.

Super Smash Warriors

Zelda has accidentally brought some Warriors characters to life! And while Firestar and Graystripe have joined the Smash Bros., a new villain is rising... Adventure/Humor.

The Wizard of Odd?

Samus and Pikachu accidentally get pulled into another world, and only one can help them get back to the Smash Mansion: the Wizard of Odd. Along the way, they meet a chocolate-crazed hand, and iron man with a strange obsession with breakfast grain foods, and a singing marshmallow. Will they ever find their way home? Humor/ Adventure.

Murder by Smashing

When the Smash Bros. are invitede to dinner at a mansion, they're challenged to solve a murder that hasn't been commited yet. Based off the movie Murder by Death.

A Warrior's Christmas Carol

A Christmas Carol told from the Warriors' POV.

Metroid: Iron Woman

Ever thought how similar Iron Man is to Samus's life story? Me too. Based of the song, not the movie.

Warriors: Alone

Jayfeather wakes up one day to find the clans missing!

The New Chosen Ones

What could happen when Harry, Ron, and Hermione recieve the three parts of the triforce? Add this to the fact that Voldemort wants the artifact, as does a prisoner with red hair...

Upcoming stories

Sol's Story

A story of Sol's origins, motives, and basically , his life. Coming very soon, as in, I already have the first part of the first chapter typed. Drama, Adventure.

Quest for the Hands

A sequel to Super Smash Bros. Brawl Novelization. After the events of the Subspace Emissary, the Smash Bros. meet a mysterious man who tells them that there might be a way to revive the two Hands: Master and Crazy. However, a new force is rising, and the Smash Bros., weakened by the battle with Tabuu, must fight it during the adventures to get back the Hands. This will probably be coming after I finish Novelization, and may be the first fic I use an OC in, if I don't use one in a different story first. Adventure.

Taking over the Smash Bros. (The title's a work in progress)

Dolores Umbridge, from Harry Potter, is trying to take over the Smash Bros.! Insanity warning. Coming as soon as I get my ideas for it together. Humor.

Dumbledore's days (This title's also a work in progress)

We all know Albus Dumbledore, in Harry Potter. But what exactly does he do all day? Inspired by The Unauthorized Harry Potter, which asked the same question. Humor, Insanity Warning.

The Real Super Mario Brothers

What really happened when Mario and Luigi first came to the Mushroom Kingdom. Adventure.

On the Run (Yet another title that's a work in progress.)

When Ashfur dies, Lionblaze is the prime suspect? Adventure.

Random stuff about me

Favorite movie: Lord of the Rings

Favorite book: Harry Potter

Favorite game: Super Smash Bros Brawl

Favorite song: I Sing the Body Electric (Fame) (The old one.) (And yes, it is a musical. Why not, though?)

Favorite show: Red Dwarf. (It's not well known where I live, but it's an awesome show. And before anyone asks, no, it's not an actual dwarf that's red.)

Anti-flaming movement

This is for all of you out there who are against flaming. Flames can hurt people, which is why I, myself, am against it.
And now, there's a movement here to stand against flaming. The main idea in the Anti-flaming movement is to spread the word to as many people who are against flaming, so that we can take a stand.
Notice that it's the Anti-flaming movement, not the anti-flamer movement. Flamers can be nice people who are just misguided. That's why the best solution to stop flaming is not to flame them, but to take a stand, like this movement is about. It's possible to turn flamers away without flaming them. Indeed, if you look on certain flamers' profiles, they actually see your flames as another oppurtunity to criticize you.
Take a stand, and join the Anti-flaming movement! Here's how to join: Copy this into your profile, and PM me so I can add your name to the list of members, which I will show here. If you could let others on this site and off about the movement, that would be good too, because they might be able to take this to other sites. Every contribution helps! And here's the member list:
Members: Gamer4, Rater26, Shadow Commando, Foxpilot, Snowstar of Riverclan, Darkria, Rainstar of Shadowclan, Shdwfrsttln Meister, Ishida Susuke.

Time for copy-and-paste.

Even when you can't see him, God is there. if you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I've seen him, too, so no one's going to change my mind.)

If you believe in ghosts copy and paste this into your profile. (I've seen them too, and have a friend that basically has a sixth sense.)

If you love God with all your heart, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've never done drugs, and don't plan on it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against abortion, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you don't use myspace and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's un-cool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you believe in angels, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like things that no one else you know does, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you tend to talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're completely random, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that there should be a Warriors movie, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Type Your name with your elbow.

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Type Your name with your wrist.

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Type Your name with your nose.

gamer4. (actually right! :) )

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering

People are always being singled out. Stereoypes can break up friendships and destroy familys. I hate Stereotypes. If you think that people should just shut up and leave each other alone Copy this onto your own profile.

People get judged for all for all different reasons...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents, if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts after using this product.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

() You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total so far=2

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

() You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

total so far= 4

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class. (once, and i had no sleep the night before.)

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

total so far= 5

() Sometimes you just stop thinking

() You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

() You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 5

() You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 7

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before(it was a broken one! :D)

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

Total all together= 8 could have been worse.

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face.

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

FOOTPRINTS

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonged to him, and the other to the Lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened during the very lowest and saddest times of his life. This really bothered him and he questioned the Lord about it.

"Lord, You said that once I decided to follow You, You'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times of my life there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed You most, You would leave me."

The Lord replied, "My son, My precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

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I can't stand flames. Sorry, flamers, but it's true. Your intentions may be noble, but flames hurt people more than it helps anyone. If God had intended us to flame, he wouldn't have sent Jesus. So here's a little poem that expresses my feelings about flames:

Stars

I believe that our talents
can take us far
in this world,
and on the path to being stars.

These talents may need guidance,
to push a door ajar.
A door that hides the path
the road to becoming stars.

But flames, my friends, offer no guidance,
no matter who the flamers are.
Their intentions may be pure, but they don't help
on the road to becoming stars.

The flamers may be trying to help,
in opening that door, ajar,
but in the end, flames only shut
the way to becoming stars.

A flamer may be pure,
but flames never are.
A flamer may himself
be on the road to becoming a star.

Not all flamers are jerks,
bent on shutting that door with bars.
But their flames don't help
on that road to becoming stars.

A flamer may be trying to
push that door ajar,
for someone else
on the road to becoming a star.

But the flames themselves
are a rather bizzare
way of helping
on the road to becoming stars.

So flamers, stop flaming!
Toss away your bars,
with which you used to shut
the road to becoming stars!

Whether you didn't mean to hurt writers,
with ways admittedly bizzare.
Or if you meant to close
that road to becoming stars,

You can help people more!
without the flaming bars,
you can help people more
on the road to becoming stars!

If you believe in all this, copy and paste this into your profile. I would appreciate it if you gave me credit, too.

If you like something nobody can believe you like, copy this into your profile.

If you're thinking "I'm not alone!" as you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is a complete rip-off of Fame, copy this into your profile.

If you wear Mario shirts to school, copy this into your profile.

If you want to see more games with Luigi as the hero, but still like Mario, copy this into your profile.

If people think you're wierd for liking Mario and Zelda more than God of War, Call of Duty, etc., copy this into your profile.

If you've tried to tie all you're favorite stories together, copy this into your profile.

If you succeeded, copy this into your profile. (Mario, Zelda, Warriors, Harry Potter, and several more.)

If you look for things to copy into your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you're wierd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever zoned out for half an hour, copy this into your profile.

95 of kids at school would die if it was declared not cool to breath. If you would be one of the 5 laughing hystericaly, copy this into your profile.

If you wonder who started this "copy this onto your profile" thing, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate writer's block, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think Super Mario Sunshine is NOT a failure, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are one of the few people who know about Bowser's dark magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa post this to your profile.

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Fuzzystar of thunderclan,emblemclan, gamer4,

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever called you 'not normal' and you replied 'define normal,' Copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (some people call me the master of this.)

If you say soda instead of pop, copy and past this to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you think that people should not flame but offer constructive criticism, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beggining the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile

Try not to Cry

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. (on my labtop)

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Copy this into your profile if you could read it.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God

My Fanfiction Story:

Way before I knew about this site, I always used to have stories going on in my head. They were always like fanfics: about characters from other stories, and in their worlds, but what happened in them never happened in the stories. (Actually, I haven't stopped having this happen, but that's another story.) Anyways, that's where I got a liking of fanfics from, even though I didn't actually know what they were.

A couple years ago, I found one of my friends reading a book called Warriors, a book series about cats living in a forest. (And I've got to tell you: way too many people I know turn away from Warriors before they've even read it, just because it's about cats. I actually knew someone who said it sucked and he might like it if the authors had had the brains to make it about people. Some even get taunted for liking it. But I'm getting off topic.) Anyways, I asked him if it was any good, and he said yes it was. So I started reading it, and it became my third favorite book series behind Harry Potter and Bunnicula (don't be fooled by the unfortunate name.) I liked it enough to go to its site and look at the message boards. This is where I learned about fanfictions.

I was looking through the site when I found a story about a human turning into a cat and joining the clans. One time, I was looking at it, when the author said the story would be continued on this site. I came here looking for it, because I thought it was a good story, but I couldn't find it. What I did find was a Zelda-Warriors crossover where Link turns into a cat and joins the clans. It got me to think about the fanfiction ideas I'd had before I even knew about them, and I thought that I wanted to put them here.

So here I am.

If you read this, if you want to, put up your fanfiction story.

God
The University professor challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!" "God created everything?" The professor asked.

"Yes sir", the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"

"Of course", replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?" "What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of Darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down totally deflated.

If you'd rather get hammered by King Dedede than get hammered by alcohol, put this in your profile.

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

Marth's story

Why do they call me gay?

I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.

Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.

I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.

But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.

I cried until my eyes ran dry.

My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.

She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.

I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance.

Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.

They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".

They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.

Did I do something wrong?

Did I make them mad?

If I did, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.

I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.

I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.

I'm sorry.

Gamer4: I'm sorry, Marth. Before this, I was wondering about whether you were gay. When I heard the story from my friend, I felt guilty about thinking it.

Lucas' story

Why do they call me a wuss?

I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves.

Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.

My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me.

I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.

Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.

They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.

I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.

But now everyone calls me a wuss.

They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.

They call me it because I don't want to fight.

Was I being a bad person?

Was there anything else I could do?

If there was, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.

I'm sorry no one loved me.

I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.

I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.

I'm sorry.

Gamer4: Again, before I read this, I fell into the catagory of people who thought you were a wuss. When I read the story, I felt sorry about it.

Roy's story

Why do they call me a clone?

I can't control what I do in a game.

I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way.

I didn't want it like this!

If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to!

I wouldn't be forgotten.

I wouldn't be a copy.

I wouldn't be someone's puppet.

When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough?

When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best?

If I wasn't I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do.

I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you.

I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you.

I'm sorry

Meta knight's story

Why do they call me cold?

I used to open and friendly had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart.

His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me.

He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side.

But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death.

But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster.

I couldn't stand to see him like this.

I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do.

In no time, my sword had gone through his chest.

He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove. A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby. He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse.

Then he died.

I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore.

I don't want to be left hurting like that again.

Does that make me cold-hearted?

Does that mean you think I'm being mean?

If it does, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me.

I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way.

I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did.

I'm sorry.

Bowser's story

Why? They call me evil.
They say I’m an evil witch.
And they make fun of me because I was raised by one.
Dark Magic makes me evil.
I use my kids to kill my enemy.
That makes me evil.
They think I hate humanity.
Truth is, it hurts.
It hurt that my parents died when I was a baby.
It hurts that the one I love loves someone else.
It hurts that I was raised by a witch that kidnapped babies.
That’s why I’m who I am.
They call me an idiot,
Because I can’t kill a plumber.
They never stop to consider
Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to kill him.
Peach loves Mario, and I love Peach.
I can’t kill the happiness of the one I love.
I only try to knock him out.
Sometimes I lose it, and I do try to kill him.
But can you really blame me?

Gamer4: This story makes me feel guilty about my first fic: Bowser's Funeral. It was a story that poked a lot of fun at Bowser. So now, I apologize. Please accept it.

Samus's Story

Why do people just play as me for my looks?

Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl.

And I forgive most of you.

But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY.

I love the stories you write.

I'm just not that interested in guys.

I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest".

I want to be an example:

No matter how much damage you take,

You gotta keep on goin'.

They also say that I'm a .

I got news for you, I havn't had it easy.

I was orphaned when I was 3.

An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next.

I was raised by the Chozo,

but they died out too.

Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes,

excuse me if I burst out every now and then

excuse me for being cautious with who I meet

I try to be nice as best I can

I'm sorry for how I look

I'm sorry for how I might act

I got news for you

I didn't get so many choices...

Peach's story

Why do they call me stupid?

I have the brains, I have been ruling my kingdom for years.

You call me stupid and yet you don't know a lot about me

I've been an orphaned child since I was a baby and yet I managed to lead my people.

Does that make me stupid and ditzy without a care for anyone's feelings?

I've been the only human in my kingdom for many years

Being the only one makes you feel lonely.

I'm not stupid enough to not know what feelings are.

It's not my fault I was born with this hair colour and I like this dress.

That's the way I am

That's my identity

I'm not some slut that goes for boys. I'm a princess and that's what I have been born to.

I'm sorry I don't like violence and don't defend myself when Bowser attacks

I'm sorry that I care for my people and I am willing to risk my freedom for them.

I'm sorry that you hate me and think I'm stupid for falling for a plumber

I'm sorry that I'm polite and friendly to everyone despite their natures

I'm sorry

Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile. Oh, and you have to C/P ALL of it. NOT just part of it! Either you agree that people are mean, or don't agree people are mean.

OC's

Cataclysm
A demon from another world. Extremely powerful and evil. Made of fire. He hasn't appeared in any of my stories yet, but he will eventually.

Taebus
Taebus is for my stories what Dumbledore was for Harry Potter, Gandalf for Lord of the Rings, etc. Haven't worked out what he looks like yet. So far, he's only appeared in Super Smash Warriors.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

no

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

no, just one that i still know.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

2

4) Favorite candy bar?

hersheys

5) Favorite shoes?

who in the heck would care about frikin shoes?! i go barefoot!

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

nope.

7) Least favorite school subject?

science.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

NO SHE SUCKS!!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

unfortunately yes.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind

fanfiction.

12) Favorite genre of music?

rock.

13) How many pets do you own?

4 cats 2 fish

14) What time were you born?

i honestly don't know.

15) Do you like beer?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

no

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

i don't own any

18) Are you sarcastic?

yes

19) Is anyone in your family famous?

no

20) How many watches do you own?

i had one but its broken

21) Summer or winter?

Summer lakes!!

23) Favorite color to wear?

dont really care

24) Pepsi or Sprite

sprite

25) What color is your cell phone?

gray
26) Where is your second home?

second home?

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

no.

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

once

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

uno

30) How many video games do you own?

a lot.

31) What was your first pet?

hamlet, a cat.

32) Ever had braces?

NO!!! I SHALL NEVER!!!

33) Do looks matter?

heck no! just wear whats comfey

34) Do you use chapstick?

nope!

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

still in junior high.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

huh the heck?

37) Are you too forgiving?

could be.

38) How many children do you want?

huh?! prolly 2

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

yes, a mario shirt.

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

cereal waffles pancakes

41) Do you own a gun?

does nerf count?

42) Ever thought you were in love?

yes.

43) When was the last time you cried?

can't remember
44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

wrote fanfiction.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

what?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

heck no!

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

yeah, i can't remember when though.

48) Nicknames?

mountain dew. (i'm addicted to it.)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

no not that im aware of anyway

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

whozza what what?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

no

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

no

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

no

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

yeah

57) Do you dye your hair?

now why would i do that?

58) Does anyone like you?

like-like? no.

59) What year were you born?

between 1990 and 2000

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

i forget

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

nope

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

burger king.

63) Do you like yourself?

huh?

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

father.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred gender?

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

sometimes yes but mostly no

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

no.

68) Do you own a webcam?

webcam?

69) Have you ever worn a stripped shirt?

huh?

70) Ever broke a bone?

nope!

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

whats aim?

73) Pringles or lays?

lays

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

nope!

75) Rugrats or Doug?

Neither.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

neither.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

none.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

yup.

79) Do you have a birth mark?

no.

80) Do you own a car?

not yet

81) Can you cook?

duh yea

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) my sister

2) when my friends dont let me play

3) my cat drags a dead thing in.

83) Do you text message often?

no.

84) Money or love?

both

85) Do you have any scars?

yup! im proud of em

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

not sure.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

no.

88) Relationships or one night stands?

what are nightstands?

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

sometimes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

eh?

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

nope!

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

can't remember

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

my sister

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

can't remember

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

my dad

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

can't remember

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you

no one.

Please R&R, constructive criticism wel- oh, wait, this isn't a story, it's my profile. Oh, well. Enjoy my stories! Gamer4 out.

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SEELE 00 by FourthImpact reviews
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Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
Desired Effects by Henry V reviews
Ritsuko Akagi tries to adjust the Pilot's Psychological balance. With forseeably catastrophic results! Chapter FOUR! Woo yeah!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Bein' Friends by Charlett reviews
-MOTHER3- Lucas and his friends have finished their adventures. They've defeated the enemy and saved the world. Afterwards, however, Lucas disappears. His friends are determined to find him again, but what if he doesn't want to be found?
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Duster, Kumatora
Rematch by Coma Rouge reviews
Rei comes face to face Ramiel once again. Sort of.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Rei A., Shinji I. - Complete
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
Worth Living by Inumaru12 reviews
After losing his wife and son, Flint tries to figure out what life is worth living for…only to realize Lucas is still waiting for him patiently. K for suicidal thoughts. Spoilers for Mother 3 if you haven't played or just have been living under a rock.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Flint, Lucas - Complete
I Know The Truth! by Sparda Sparda reviews
Oneshot...Just for kicks!
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Shinji I., Kouzou F. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda:The Edwaker Reuploded by ACEAMC reviews
Now with shorter chapters for short attention spans. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, my story! Join Ed, Edd, Eddy, Tetra, the king of red lions and everyone else on an adventure that's as fun as is it is compleatly crazy!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010
Sickness Ties Us together by Kabuki Warrior reviews
Being Sick has always been hard, Especially when you're alone all day. But to Shinji, Being Sick may not be so bad with the help of a certain redhead taking care of him. My first Fic read and review please.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Animal I Have Become by garfieldodie reviews
Set two years before Back to Earth. The Dwarfers find that a GELF has broken on board. Their attempts to capture it lead to experimentation, and they end up creating something far more sinister...
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,642 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
One by One by koopa2pa reviews
Master Hand and Crazy Hand have held another smash tournament, and all the smashers from Brawl are there. But then, one by one, the smashers start dying. What's the cause? Please review! I won't write if it doesn't seem like you're interested!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - R.O.B., Bowser
An Evangelion Beer Commerical by Asukaforever92 reviews
A random one shot I came up with, it's a parodic beer commerical starring Pen-Pen. Rating is for the mentioning of alcohol. Summary and contents both edited.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Pen Pen - Complete
Quack by Asukaforever92 reviews
My first story, a one shot where Asuka challenges Dr. Akagi's competeance. Read & Review. Repaired as of August 27, 2011.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Asuka L. S. - Complete
NGE: The Cutting Room Floor by Lucretius20 reviews
NGE: CRF is a humor fanfic by esselfortium and myself showing the inevitable insanity of the unseen off-days in the NGE universe.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,655 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S.
Taking Advantage by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shinji finds himself without his memories. Surely though the people around him won't try to take advantage... right?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
A Very Merry Super Smash Bros Christmas by SongBird312 reviews
The SSB characters are spending the holidays together. With some evil schemeing, sweet dreaming, and a whole lotta tape and cookies, the SSB gang are going to make this their best Christmas break ever!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Metroid Prime: The Ed Hunters by Eds Maniac reviews
The first of the trilogy. Ed, Edd and Eddy, by the grace of fate, find themselves scattered and stranded on the Chozo world of Tallon IV. With no other alternative, the three friends muster their courage, overcome their own faults, and travel across the lands in search of each other. However, the dark mysteries of this decaying world run far deeper than any of them realize...
Crossover - Metroid & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,983 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Ridley, Ed, Edd, Eddy
It Can't Get Worse by Zentrodie reviews
A simple little try to replicate their high sync ratio goes bad with traditional results
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Lol Indeed Robin Hood by love1398 reviews
What if Robin Hood, Marion, the gang, the Sheriff of Nottingham, and Guisborne all found...a chatroom? This will probably be 5 chapters at the most. Little bit of romance here and there. Robin/Marian and Will/Djaq. Reviews are always welcome! Enjoy.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Will S., Djaq - Complete
Power, Wisdom, and Fur by Player4 reviews
A bizarre mishap with a portal finds the Hero of Twilight in a strange new land in a new form. Suddenly taken up in a world of rival Clans, he must strive to gain acceptance of the warriors around him. Meanwhile, a dark and dangerous power rises...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,315 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Link
Opening the Closet Door a Crack by still too old for this reviews
Requested to find a missing professor of anthropology, the Titans begin a descent into the darkness where dwell madness and evil. Mystery and horror await our intrepid heroes. As for survival, that remains to be seen.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,076 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Murder at Smash Mansion by OneWingedHeron53 reviews
For the first time in a few decades, there has been a murder at Smash Mansion. Now our team of six will investigate and find the murderer.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Link, Mr. Resetti - Complete
Ways to Annoy Robin of Locksley by ifeelfreaky reviews
Ever wanted to poke Robin's forehead? Use a Sharpie on him while he sleeps? Another list and another installment of Ways to Annoy RH Characters!
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Robin Hood - Complete
Noodles by The Hidden Girl reviews
"If you watch it, the water won't boil." a voice said from behind her. Raven turned to see Beast Boy. She went back to staring at the pot. "Staring doesn't matter. The water will boil either way." she said.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Clue: At the Crazy Hand Mansion by SneakyKitty reviews
What happens when Crazy Hand decides to throw a party? It turns into a murder mystery where either any of the Smash characters could be the killer! But who is it? Based off the movie CLUE. Rated T for a lil language, and some violence.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
Legend of Zelda: Gender Bender by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
Link snoops around Vaati's potion room and finds an interesting potion. Who to try it on...? Why not Dark Link? And this results in Dark Link switching genders! Now Link and Vaati are forced to work together to find a cure!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,127 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Link, Vaati - Complete
In Other Words, I Love You by Zidiane reviews
Sheila pls let me rock
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Link and Midna Come Alive Again! by Midna3452 reviews
Creative title, isn't it? Anyways, Link and Midna are back in our realm for a visit! But what happens when someone else decides to tag along? Read to find out! Sequel to Link and Midna Come Alive Literally! LinkXMidna. Some TP spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,927 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
A Black's Will by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The last will and testament of Sirius Orion Black. He will be missed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Red Eyed Clone by Iraesmarter reviews
Asuka goes too far and Rei decides it's time for some payback. When Rei sets up her mind, she goes through to the end. This time, a masterful revenge plan will come into action.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Rei A.
The Discovery by bleachUlquiGrimm reviews
Vaati, Dark Link, and Link discover the Internet!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
The Rigged Smash Ball by Sky the wolfdog9 reviews
Master Hand and Crazy Hand rig the Smash Ball and now everyones Final Smashes have been changed. Attempted crack, so it's half crack.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
The Great Camelot Gender Switch by wolf with panther eyes reviews
A wish made by Morgana turns Camelot upside down. And with two royal visitors about to arrive! How's Arthur going to cope with being a princess? And Merlin a maidservant? They're not the only ones, either - it's the whole castle who has been switched.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Bonding With Asuka by RySenkari reviews
In this story, taking place between episodes 9 and 10, Misato decides that Asuka and Shinji need more training in trust. She comes up with an idea to help Shinji and Asuka bond... which involves literal bonds. Will Asuka let herself be roped in by Shinji?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
Snowpeak Christmas by Shadow Commando reviews
Modern TP. While spending Christmas with his family on Mount Snowpeak, Link discovers a strange imp freezing to death in the snow and brings her in from the cold.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,324 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
12 Pains of SSBB by Pit-Trap reviews
12 Pains of Christmas, SSBB style! Find out the 12 things the Smashers hate about Christmas. Crazy Hand hates hangovers, Ike has issues with Christmas lights, and Snake hates those freakin' Christmas cards!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
Thriller: Zelda Style by DracoWolf316 reviews
Link, Midna, and all other characters perform Thriller on Halloween Night! Full of randomness Sort of and the song is "Thriller" by Michael Jackson May he rest in Peace. Read more to find out!-Songfic- My first, so be gentle with the reviews!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
The Winter Festival by Viridis Lupus reviews
Loosely based on a Christmas Carol. Arthur is visited by Three Ghosts who reveal to him what happened in Merlin's past, present and future to make him the man that he is and the man he will be. These visits are meant to change Arthur, himself, for good.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
PenPen's Pent up Predicament by Ps3udonym reviews
Pen-Pen and Shinji learn that love is a Craigslist click away. A/S
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Shinji I. - Complete
Gender swap: Smash bros by King Dedede reviews
When a few girls get angry and a gender swap potion comes into play, it's bad news for Link, the Pokemon trainer, and more! Only Romance/Humor because that's what most TG stories are.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jigglypuff, Link - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Aiselne Phoenix Nocturnus reviews
Mayhem ensues onboard the Durandal when MOMO accidentally overhears, and misinterprets, Jr. confess something VERY startling about him and 'Gaignun.' Two-Shot.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jr./Rubedo, Gaignun K./Nigredo, MOMO - Complete
NGE oneshots by Fanf1cFan reviews
Bits of life from the NGE world. One-shots, unless I can find a reason to link them together in a story. The newest upload happens to be in the #1 spot. I just thought they should be in that order.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Asuka's Redemption by ScarabDrowner reviews
Asuka pushes Shinji too far, causing him to snap and lash out at her violently. Will she be able to win back his trust... and love? 6/5/09 Update: back again after a long unintentional absence. Let's see if I can pick up where I left off, eh?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Haru's on First by CardCaptor Schlueter reviews
Haruhi and Kyon have a conversation about odd nicknames for baseball players. Based on "Who's on First" by Abbott and Costello.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Link and Midna Come Alive Literally! by Midna3452 reviews
Link and Midna are somehow transported into the strange and mysterious world of Washington State! Please R&R! Major ending TP spoilers! LinkXMidna COMPLETE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,511 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Link, Midna - Complete
Jealousy by MagnumPI459 reviews
The title sums it up pretty well; give it a read, it's short.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Altered Destinies by Mike313 reviews
A different decision made in a battle and a simple act of curiosity cause Misato to be changed into a teenager, altering both her destiny and that of Shinji Ikari. Shinji/Misato.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,107 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Shinji I., Misato K. - Complete
The Great Ikari Auction by Psycho Counter reviews
What happens when SEELE cuts Nerv's budget almost down to nothing? Gendo decides to have an daily auction, with his son Shinji as the prize every time! Will our hero be able to find romance in the carnage? Shinjix? Rating for language and later situation.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Shinji I.
Shinji Theater by gunman reviews
Ritsuko comes up with a way to read Shinji's dreams when he lapses into a coma. ShinjiVarious. Chapter 3 uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
Midna Likes Chocolate by Midna3452 reviews
The title pretty much sums it up. How much does Midna like chocolate? Read to find out! R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Midna, Link - Complete
Midna Says Random Things by Midna3452 reviews
This is just a one-shot about things i heard Midna say while playing Zelda: Twilight Princess. If you listen closely to what she says, you can hear some pretty funny stuff. Please R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Midna, Link - Complete
Recollections by mrsaturn123 reviews
About a year after Ness and company defeated Giygas, he had mysteriously returned in his living form and was found by Paula. Stranger still he can't seem to remember anything aside from his own name. But what will they do if he starts to regain his memory
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,906 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny: SSBB Style! by Whoops I'm Evil reviews
It all started with Bowser attacking Peach's castle. Again. Songfic. Rated T for language and violence Song used: Ulimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon. WARNING: TOTAL CRACKFIC.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Complete
Anything you can do, I can do better by KaziRede reviews
Kumatora Challenges Duster in anything and everything he can do to prove herself better. KumaxDuster, Oneshot.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
Misato's Revenge by sentinel28 reviews
What's this? Is Shinji going to get lucky? Is Rei turning into a closet drunk? Is Asuka regretting crossing Misato? IS THIS STORY FINALLY FINISHED? All these answers and more in "Misato's Revenge: The Final Chapter Really! "
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
Freedom Day by Charlett reviews
MOTHER 3 It's Freedom Day, the day that Tazmily unites and gives joyous celebration for their freedom from evil. Duster then finds that Lucas is celebrating in his own way as well.
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Lucas, Duster - Complete
Take This! by Suramira reviews
I apologize for this story.
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
The MOTHER of All Turnabouts by Andronian reviews
Giygas has been accused of brainwashing! Who could clear his name but the Ace Attorney himself, Phoenix Wright! And yes, I wrote this story for one reason, and one reason only. FOR THE LULZ.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2008
Asuka's Valentine's Dinner by gunman reviews
Shinji sets up a special Valentine's dinner for Asuka, complete with a surprise date. However, things are not as perfect for her as Shinji expects, for one very important reason. Oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Mathematical Improbability by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. Luna proves mathematically that crumple-horned snorkacks do exist...and that Hermione doesn't exist at the same time
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
20 Magical Masks: A Happy Mask Salesman Adventure by Yukimi the Ice Goddess reviews
The tale of one man, 20 masks, and the adventure he must undertake to collect them all! Told by a wandering ministral of a restless salesman who travels to find not only masks, but his heart as well. Please read and review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/3/2005
Through the Eyes of Crazy Hand by Darkwarrior17 reviews
A sequel to What the Hell is going on Up There, Anyway? Crazy gets Maced, talks about chocolate, and blows up the house!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007
Kaji's Will by Time Mage reviews
In the aftermath of the war with the Angels, the will of Kaji Ryouji is discovered and must be fulfilled! But no one expected it to be like this...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Cruel by Zed Tea reviews
No matter the circumstances, there is always a way to defeat an angel.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Gendo I., Ritsuko A. - Complete
Things that you would never see in NGE by capt. n reviews
Just a list that I thought up when I was supposed to be working. I hope you like it. Please R&R
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Devil's Courtroom by Wushu reviews
The Devil's Court is in session, but who is on trial?
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Rei A., Shinji I. - Complete
Darkness is Contagious by Translucent Darkness reviews
The Teen Titans are asked to stay at Hogwarts to help stop a menace in the Forbidden Forest, but that might be the least of their problems. Rated T for violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,845 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., Raven - Complete
The Poo Has Got No Clue by Dannondorf reviews
Oneshot. Poo just doesn't get Eagleland's culture.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Poo - Complete
Define Me by Lady Douji
Some of Wilhelm's thoughts at the end of Ep 3. Spoilers ahoy. Short drabble
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
Toast by Tsukiko Rain reviews
Random, random, and more random. Definitely an appearance of the AllenShion pairing. Coauthored by Sapphire Dragon. Rated for Jr.'s language.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 8/23/2005
Under The Gun by Fifth Horseman reviews
Shinji is held hostage by someone determined to get some answers.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
ye shall be as pie by summonershion69 reviews
Shion and KOSMOS visit the PacMan Bakery...Extreme Randomness, extreme OOC, and just plain insanity...
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006
Residing Chaos by Aki and Tenshi reviews
Teen Titans n' Harry Potter crossover. Voldemort has kidnapped the Titans in order to get Raven to do his dirty work. by Aki. Not compliant with HBP or DH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Voldemort, Raven - Complete
The Power of UDO by the Red Nothing reviews
An exchange between Wilhelm, who worries people are SOMEHOW beginning to suspect his evility, and Shion, who suddenly finds that her boss ...reminds her of someone. [ Dedicated to... David Bowie? ]
Xenosaga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
What the Hell is Going on up There, Anyway? by Darkwarrior17 reviews
A oneshot about what Crazy Hand thinks and does for one day. Inspired by one of the reveiwers to my other story.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Another NGE Halloween! by MacBeth2001 reviews
More All Hallow's Eve silliness. My second annual, supershort one shot.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
Poker Night by gunman reviews
The group plays poker and Shinji gets even.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Shinji I. - Complete
Mind Games by wolfsoul reviews
An incident allows Shinji to answer his question of what goes on inside Asuka's head, by getting a much closer look than he ever could have bargained for. Let the games begin!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,574 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/26/2001 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Jack and The Genie by Emx reviews
Well, it's pretty much in the title... Reviews would be nice, but whatever...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005
There's No Such Thing As Luck by Parallel-Blue13115 reviews
Allen becomes a rapper? chaos is not so seemingly passive as he appears? Gasp! Jr. can't gamble at his own tables? Craziness awaits on the Durandal and Kukai Foundation. Some Spoilers. Part One Completed
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,207 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Allen R., Jr./Rubedo - Complete
SURPRISE! by Luna-Starr reviews
chaos has an identity crisis, Jr. is angry at the world and Shion and the others remember his bday at the last second... Rated for RANDOMNESS!:: DONE!::
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,344 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
Send in the Rei's by Kindled Chime reviews
When Rei confesses she does not know how to have fun Shinji considers it his duty to teach her. He doesn't know why Asuka insists on tagging along though...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,886 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005
Of Wishes and Fishes by NateGold reviews
EVAFairly Oddparents crossover. Insane? You betcha! Chapter 5 up! Now playing at an asylum near you! Chapter 6 coming soon!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004
Eva Menagerie by Tereya reviews
A collection of humor one-shots and omake from various stories, all in one place. (I feel bad for what I put the characters through. Really I do)
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,794 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 9/13/2003
Predictable by Random1377 reviews
I'm sure you've read something like this before... and you probably already know how it will end. Read it, if you'd like... you may enjoy it.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,624 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
A Christmas Celebration by Lone Wulffe reviews
Christmas is meaningless if you don't have anyone important to share it with. Presents are worthless if there is no one precious to give them to. Oneshot RS
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Complete
An NGE Halloween! by MacBeth2001 reviews
October 31st with the gang. A supershort oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
Gendo and the Monkey's Paw by Supercat reviews
Gendo finds a magical item that gives him three wishes.... However, you should always be careful what you wish for... OOOH! SCAAAARRY! (Cue dramatic music)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 8/8/2002
The EVAtrix by Dot Warner reviews
Shinji discovers the secret to a higher sync rate. Very short and silly.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2004
Extreme NGE Stereotypes by funvince reviews
Not your typical NGE humor fic. A series of spoofs with each chapter focusing on a character stereotype and making fun of it. We've gone through Robotic Rei, the Incredible Asuka, and Genie Shinji. Now watch as Evil Overlord Gendo gets his comeuppance...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,675 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Shinji Grows Up by Ravenman9898 reviews
What happens when Shinji starts to grow a spine, A SA fic with humor in it, PG13 for language, ITS DONE
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,262 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Xenosaga! by TheShoelessOne reviews
Chapter 10 Up! It's Christmas time! The time for love, peace and serenity... Well, maybe not for the crew of the Elsa. How many obsticals must our heroes overcome to have a nice, quiet Christmas?
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,880 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 11/3/2003
12 days of Earthbound by Divinity-Wagner reviews
My true love knows I love Christmas...and Earthbound .
Earthbound - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2003
A Happier World by JimmyWolk reviews
After the twelfth angel, Shinji finds himself in a world where everyone is acting strange. Asuka is loving him, his father cares, PenPen feds himself. OOC? You bet... (Don't be fooled; there's no chap2, it's just a bit revised)
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003
Another Pointless Funny by Andross937 reviews
You asked for it, so here you go! It's pointless, it's funny! So read and review please!
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2003
Pain by Moonstone 04 reviews
[XENOSAGA] After their first battle together, chaos and KOSMOS have a little talk. [Complete]
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Complete
World from the eye's of Another by DrunkDrake reviews
Cha:12 up. Fastest Update of mine ever! Things begin to turn in the Eva world, what are SEELE men doing in NERV?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 8/7/2002
The Perfect Birthday by DJ Lee reviews
Shinji thought that his 16th birthday would be another lonely birthday like those he had in the past. However, he's in for a surprise since a lonely birthday was not what he received.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Last Gift She Expected by Psyanchosis reviews
Completed, but a sequel IS COMING! The Three Stooges are planning a surprise party...
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,531 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Complete
Simmer by Kumorigoe reviews
Asuka sees something in Shinji one evening while watching him cooking dinner. COMPLETE!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,571 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 4/20/2003 - Complete
Different by TheShoelessOne reviews
Allen tries to explain to MOMO the meaning of love, and the little Realian realizes that she is very different.
Xenosaga - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Complete
Between Fire and Ice by Xardion reviews
An accident causes Asuka and Rei to fuse into one girl. Alternate Endings 4 & 5 ! Please R&R.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,613 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Complete
Scenes of Life by Zentrodie reviews
The Government comes for Gendo, Asuka plays a joke, Shinji tries to get some help, and more
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,680 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002
Ever wonder why by Evangelion Xgouki reviews
The madness continues...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Complete
It's a Wonderful Neon Genesis Evangelion Life by Slayer6 reviews
My entry in Ryoma's Christmas fiction contest, A guilt ridden Shinji is shown a world in which he never was born.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Complete
One Two Many by Noodz reviews
One Asuka is enough, but two Asukas? One too many...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2002
The Wizard of Odd by Sweet Jane reviews
Snape is forced to direct the 5th years from Gryffindor and Slytherin in the musical *The Wizard of Oz.* No one is happy, least of all the Head Flying Monkey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
I Am by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
Shinji's memory is erased and rewritten, resulting in a dramatic change of attitudes and relationships at NERV. Everyone must deal with Shinji's new identity, but how will they respond to a completely different person? Chapter 7 up.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,194 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 7/23/2002
The Cruel Penguin's Thesis by JAy4 reviews
This is a one shot fic, about a certain warm water penguin.....Enjoy it, luv it, cherish it. (Shaking a fist) Cherish...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
Master Hand by Haggard reviews
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Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2002
Would You Like Fries With That? by Arcturus reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2002
Junk Food II - The Second Course by shade of life reviews
It's lunchtime at NERV, and you won't believe what's on the menu. Added a little extra something for you :-).
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2002
Junk Food by shade of life reviews
The children are hungry, but all that they find is some of Misato's cooking... *just reformatted the story and claened it up a bit.*
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/5/2002
Happy Birthday Shinji by Epyon Zero reviews
Its Shinji's Birthday! But does anyone remember?
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2001
Sick Day by Evilkeen reviews
Gendo Ikari--the most powerful and feared man in the world...calls in sick. Then the real crisis begins...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2001 - Published: 3/19/2001
Letters to a Child by Kei Masaki reviews
A letter, from one Ikari to another
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2001
A Tokyo-3 April Fool's Day by feithecontact reviews
This is what happens when my alter ego takes control. -_^ This is a little idea that started bouncing around in my head around April 1st, but I'm such a procrastinator I didn't finish it till now! I'm not even sure they celebrate April Fool's Day (or so
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2001
Evangelion: Death by Paul Corrigan reviews
Shinji has refused to destroy Kaoru even after Kaoru asked him to do so. Desperate situations call for desperate measures. Note: Extremely silly. Another old spamfic.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2001
Resibound Evil by EB Minion reviews
The other Earthbounders have disappeared, and it looks like it's up to Poo to rescue them! But does he really stand a chance against the vile D' Minion creature?
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2000
Just a Child by Axel Terizaki reviews
Shinji gets out of Unit-01 as a baby and Asuka has to take care of him... Misato's orders :)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2000
How A Martial Artist Stops a Bullet by Desaix reviews
How do the Martial Artists of Ranma 12 stop themselves from being shot? Find out!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2000 - Complete
Fundraising by Dot Warner reviews
What Gendou turns to when NERV's accounts run low...
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/1999
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Mario Mario and the Bottle of Lightning reviews
Mario finally returns to the Smash Mansion, only to find himself plunged into a tournament between his school and two rival consoles- er, I mean, rival schools! Based on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Fourth installment of the Mario Mario series!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 3/28 - Link, Zelda/Sheik, Mario
Merry Christmas, Baka reviews
Shinji has been planning this Christmas present for a while, now. But, of course, with Asuka Langely Soryu, things are rarely ever that simple... A Christmas oneshot... in Spring!
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Rei A. - Complete
Live Alive: Time Crash reviews
For centuries, the world has been haunted by an evil taking many forms... Now, as the eleventh hour draws near, all those who opposed it will be drawn to its origin for one, final confrontation. Finale of the Live Alive mini-series!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/30
Once Upon an Evangelion reviews
Misato finally comes home from a late night of partying, only to find the pilots stuck in her wall! How? Well, every story has multiple sides to it, after all... Oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13 - Shinji I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Live Alive: Harry's Story reviews
In order to promote the DA, Harry joins a dueling tournament- only to discover one student's dark secrets lurking like a shadow over the castle. Part of the Live Alive mini-series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/21 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Live Alive: KOS-MOS's Story reviews
A starship travelling through space experiences problems when a killer makes themselves known, and it's up to a just-born android to discover the truth behind the killings before it's too late. Part of the Live Alive mini-series!
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/21 - KOS-MOS, Shion U., L. Virgil - Complete
Live Alive: Fireheart's Story reviews
Shadowclan's been acting more hostile than usual lately, and it's up to everyone's favorite three warriors to find out the truth behind why. Part of the Live Alive mini-series!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/19 - Firestar, Graystripe, Sandstorm - Complete
Live Alive: Akane's Story reviews
There's a new school of Martial Arts in town, and soon, Akane finds herself investigating its dark secrets... Part of the Live Alive mini-series!
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/18 - Ranma, Akane, Ryoga - Complete
Live Alive: Shinji's Story reviews
A new pilot has been found to assist the children of Tokyo-3 in the battle against the Angels. However, not long after arriving, it becomes clear that she's got secrets of her own... Part of the Live Alive mini-series!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/17 - Complete
Live Alive: Ness's Story reviews
Ness finally returns to Onette after his battle with Giygas, only to find that things aren't quite as he remembers them, and resulting in a battle to save his hometown once again. Part of the Live Alive mini-series!
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/16 - Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo - Complete
Live Alive: Link's Story reviews
Zelda has been kidnapped by a new villain, and, of course, it's up to Link Faron to save her. But something is different about this villain... Part of the Live Alive mini-series.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/15 - Link, Zelda, Impa, Vaati - Complete
Live Alive: Raven's Story reviews
It all started as a normal mission, but ended by plunging one half-demon into her own living hell... Part of the Live Alive mini-series.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22 - Raven - Complete
Mario Mario and the Prisoner of Subspace reviews
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the Smash Mansion, a lunatic that works for the most dangerous smasher of all time breaks out of the smasher prison! His number 1 target? Why, none other than Mario Mario! Third installment of the Mario Mario series. Based on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,290 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Link, Zelda/Sheik, Mario - Complete
Xenoblade Novelization reviews
In a world built on the ashes of two titans, a war between man and machine has ended in an uneasy peace. However, one attack will spark the conflict once more, as a young man seeks revenge for his hometown. A novelization of the wonderful game by Monolith.
Xenoblade Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22
Faron reviews
For centuries, Hyrule has been watched over by the spirit of a warrior in green. However, a new threat is rising, and this time, just one warrior won't be enough... Eventual crossover between all the games.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014
TOWER of Leaves reviews
The Titans return from a vacation to find that the TOWER is suddenly 1/4 of an inch bigger on the inside than the outside. And soon, that's the least of their problems... Heavy inspiration from HOUSE of Leaves. Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,449 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Complete
Beyond a Joke reviews
Post-game. Melia is having a late night in the Colony, when she discovers a horrible secret behind the High Entia. It takes a talk from a friend to restore her confidence in her race. Being set post-game, spoilers abound. Oneshot.
Xenoblade Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Alvis, Melia, Shulk - Complete
Murder by Smashing reviews
When the Smash Bros. are invited to dinner at a mansion, they're challenged to solve a murder that hasn't happened yet. Based off the movie, Murder by Death. Rated for safety.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/8/2010
Mario Mario and the Dungeon of Secrets reviews
Upon returning to the Smash Mansion, Mario finds a horrible monster stalking the halls. Oh, and there's something turning students to stone, too. Second installment in the Mario Mario series. Based off Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,312 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Link, Zelda/Sheik, Mario - Complete
Mario Mario and the Hylian Stone reviews
When young, abused Mario Mario discovers that he's a smasher, he goes to be educated at Super Smash Bros. School. First installment in the Mario Mario series. Based off Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Complete!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Link, Zelda/Sheik, Mario - Complete
Clanbound reviews
When a Riverclan apprentice discovers that he has special powers, he must go on an adventure with a Windclan apprentice, a kittypet, and a warrior of Bloodclan to save not only the clans, but the whole world. Based off of Earthbound 0.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011
Legend of the Warriors: Mapleshade's Mask reviews
When a mysterious stranger comes through the clans, offering strange things called masks, only Lionblaze is interested. When Lionblaze goes to find the stranger, he meets with a terrible fate when he is thrown into an alternate version of the clans doomed to die in 3 days. With the stranger's help, can he save the world and return home before time runs out?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Lionblaze
The New Chosen Ones reviews
What happens when the Triforce falls into the hands of a few Gryffindors, Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Rated for safety.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Link, Harry P.
There will be Claws reviews
In a world where the clans have fallen into ruin, cats have begun to mysteriously die, killed by a mysterious butcher. In this world, it's up to an unlikely hero and his companions to save clans that seem beyond redemption. Based on There will be Brawl.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Graystripe, Firestar - Complete
super smash bros truth or dare reviews
Exactly what it says. Smash Bros. Truth or dare! Anyone with truths or dares, come here. Currently accepting both truths and dares! Rated just in case. Anything goes here, after all. Just nothing that will take it to M.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011
Framed reviews
When Ashfur is found dead, Lionblaze is the prime suspect. Now, murders are happening in all of the clans, always by the same cat, and Lionblaze must find the real killer and clear his name before it's too late. Rated for violence and murder.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Lionblaze, Jayfeather
The Wizard of Odd reviews
When Samus and Pikachu get pulled into another world, what will happen when they meet a chocolate-crazed hand, a man made of iron who has a strange obsession with breakfast grain foods, and a singing marshmallow? Inspired by the Wizard of Oz.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Samus A., Pikachu
super smash bros brawl novelization reviews
the title says it all. this is the novelization of the story mode on super smash bros. brawl. please R&R. rated for safety.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,610 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010
Super Smash Warriors reviews
while trying a new spell, Zelda accidentally brings some warriors characters to life! now firestar and graystripe have joined the smash bros.! not only that, but a new villain is rising, and he's really familiar to the 2 new smashers. happens after brawl.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,145 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010
A Warrior's Christmas Carol reviews
When Tigerstar loses sight of what Christmas really means, he is visited by spirits in the night. Based on Charles Dicken's A Christmas Carol. Rated for later chapters.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Tigerstar, Firestar - Complete
Metroid: Iron Woman reviews
The story of Samus Aran, as told by the Space Pirates and the Chozo. Based off the song Iron Man.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Samus A. - Complete
Warriors: Alone reviews
Jayfeather wakes up to find that Thunderclan is missing! Oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Jayfeather - Complete
Warriors: The Twelve Pains of Christmas reviews
The cats of Thunderclan have discovered the joys of Christmas... and all the pains that come with it!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Complete
Smash Bros Puppet Pals reviews
Just what the title is. Potter Puppet Pals, Super Smash Bros. edition! Please R&R. I'm starting with Mysterious Ticking Noise. Rated for safety.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Complete
super smash bros randomness reviews
oneshot. just another attempt at humor. some random things that happen in the smash bros. not sure where it came from. please read and review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Mario, Link - Complete
Bowser's Funeral reviews
Bowser has died. Now some koopas have come to his funeral. This is what happens.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bowser, Mario - Complete