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Author has written 36 stories for Harry Potter.

Gender: Female

A Little About Me: First and foremost, I'm horrible about answering my emails. I read them and then they sit there, building up in my inbox. It's a terrible habit, but it's what I do. So, if you've sent me something, chances are I've read it and was distracted by something else before I responded, then it got buried under emails. Hopefully it won't be too long before I get back to you.

Currently in Progress:

Okay, so I have some really bad news for you guys. Recently, my hard drive died and I lost everything on there. I do have my stories backed up on memory sticks, but I can't find the more recent one and the older one was last updated in early 2013. What this means is everything is currently on hiatus, possibly for a very long time. Sorry!


I have officially started posting an original story. It's called "Plain Jane" (I'm frostykitten on fictionpress as well) and you can find it here:

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3081934/1/Plain-Jane

My original oneshot can be found here: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3156013/1/The-First-Light-of-Morning

Here's the description: At first they'd thought they'd cheated death and gained something amazing in exchange for a new diet. Over the centuries though, it slowly become apparent that they hadn't truly gained anything. In fact, they'd lost something they hadn't even known was important.

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Babysitting Blues by scarlettcat reviews
The summer before 7th year, Hermione gets her first official assignment as an Order member. Babysitting Draco Malfoy! Lots of banter, hexes, Weasley products and general craziness. Strong language, naughtiness & puns. Dramione fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 231,270 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Animal Instincts by gnrkrystle reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione and Draco are thrown together after a certain 'Malfoy trait' kicks in and Draco needs Hermione's help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,064 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Second Chances by RZZMG reviews
Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 164,026 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Kiss Me Freely by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Sequel to MCMM. As lovers in a biased world, Hermione and Draco strive to fight against the war that was caused by their love, as friends and family fight to 'rescue' them from one another. Will their love survive this last year at Hogwarts or will everything fall apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,011 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Selling Souls by Anniah reviews
Hermione sells her soul to Draco to prove a point. But weird things start happening and she soon finds out that she shouldn't have been so hasty. She knows she has to get Draco to give her back her soul before things go too far, but Draco is enjoying his new found power over her. To what lengths will Hermione go to get back what is rightfully hers? HGxDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,152 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Retreat by ZeGabz reviews
A Petty Officer with mob ties is murdered while at a couples' retreat. Kensi and Deeks are sent in undercover to uncover the truth behind his death. But can they stay on the top of their game when the lines between their aliases and themselves are blurred?
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,249 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 6949 - Favs: 4,988 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Five Fs by MizSphinx reviews
Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Compliments by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Amazing Grace by RZZMG reviews
Having been killed in the Final Battle, Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger remain behind as ghosts. Perhaps it's true that one's ultimate salvation comes from a single amazing act of grace. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romance/Drama/Mystery/Angst. Story nominated and multiple wins at the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,000 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,246 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Heir Brained by diagonally reviews
The war witnessed Draco managing his way into the Order's fold & the trio's cramped boundaries. Years later, they are quasi-friends. Does Hermione want more? Want to bet your copy of 'Hogwarts, a History? Flashbacks/action/post HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,723 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Spy Game by kalee60 reviews
Hermione knows a spy's life is never going to be easy, especially when you're framed for a crime you didn't commit. Now, she finds herself on the run with the last person on earth she ever wanted to see again, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tremble by TactlessChessur reviews
Typically, Hermione and Draco are stuck in another cupboard. With no obvious approaching escape, an interesting conversation ensues. All Dialogue. Is being continued, but can be read as complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6339 - Favs: 4,332 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Caring is Creepy by Josephinee reviews
He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Certain Reputation by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Lucius Malfoy has a certain reputation; Hermione is moved to investigate, with hopes of hands-on inquiry. A crackfic in three movements. Other pairings: Draco/Hermione, Narcissa/Percy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Which Happens Somewhere in the Middle by theredrobin reviews
Happily ever after never counted on the likes of Howl and Sophie.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,232 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - [Sophie P., Howl P.] Calcifer - Complete
Malfoy, Draco Malfoy by Wooden Tulips reviews
Hermione is working in Russia with the ambassador and runs into none other than Draco Malfoy at a ball. What happens next is anyone's guess. M for language and very mild smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Paramnesia by Josephinee reviews
This had to be déjà vu. And not the fun kind either. Sequel to Chronicles
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 3,661 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bagmans Gambit by PhadriaButterkist reviews
Hermione has been “captured” and unsurprisingly it is Draco Malfoy sent to question her. Poppies, quiche and lewd origami - it's all here! Not your usual Dramione tale
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,822 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Where There's a Will by grangerinvestigations reviews
Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. Rated M for language. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Veela by No.angel90 reviews
Mr. Malfoy's great Uncle was a Veela and now it has been handed down to Draco of all people. Unfortunately, his body has chosen a mate that is not entirely to his liking. And boy oh boy is Granger in for a surprise when he tells her. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,338 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Dragonfly on the Wall by Isiss2868 reviews
The war is over, but life isn't what Hermione expected it to be. With Harry and Ginny's wedding and Ron's love of the limelight, who is going to help her realize that love is what makes life worth living...DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,845 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In One Word, Then in Three by Believe-in-Teyla reviews
Post DH/sans epilogue. Imagine a world where the gang do their 7th year post-war during which Hermione goes crazy, Ron makes several mistakes and Draco changes a lot . String in Salazar Slytherin's past & you've got some Dramione goodness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,993 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What If You Could Have Wished Me Away by Crookshanks.x reviews
A hooded stranger shows up at Hermione and Ginny's flat one evening, delivering strange warnings. Unfortunately, the warnings make all too much sense to Hermione. She has a secret, and it's about to get unraveled in an attempt to save her life. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,988 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Roomies by AngelicDevil1 reviews
PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,809 - Reviews: 2499 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Dancing Tampons by BestSkeptic reviews
Draco stumbles into Hermione's tampon stash and is completely oblivious as to what they are. A short, lighthearted piece that goes to show that even married couples, despite vows to do otherwise, keep secrets from each other. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sins of the Father by Gryfforin reviews
DM-HG When Lucius is arrested and supplies the Ministry with sensitive information, Draco is taken captive as a target for revenge. After Hermione rescues him during the final battle, Draco finds himself struggling to cope with a new found bond. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,251 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Case of the Divine Circus reviews
Sequel to CCK. Hermione and Draco had thought themselves done with divine nonsense, but now there are goddesses speaking to them through Ministry fireplaces and creatures dying all over the world from a mysterious illness. At least this time "Earl" is too busy to try and help them... or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,389 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hazards of Magical Parenting reviews
"The world domination certainly wasn't Rose's idea. That plan of theirs has that little troublemaker of yours written all over it." "Granger, you're being dramatic. They're not out to dominate the world, they're just going to hold the Minister of Magic hostage."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Devious Minds reviews
Sequel to Deceptive Natures. All grown up and out in the real world, Rose can't help continuing her manipulative ways. She's going to need them when everyone around her seems to have a problem that only her particular skill-set can solve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,910 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Deceptive Natures reviews
"When you were sorted into Slytherin your dad was so worried that you were too sweet and those Slytherins would eat you alive. You're not who we think you are, are you? You're more act than anything else." Rose is a little more devious than she lets her family see, but this very deviousness is what the Aurors need when a group of new Death Eaters forms in the school.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,582 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
After the Epilogue reviews
One shot. Hermione and Ron await the birth of their second child, but things aren't as peaceful as they'd hoped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fox reviews
"Bloody - Granger! What in the hell are you doing hiding in shrubberies?" "I knew I was going to catch you eventually. You're about to go steal something, aren't you?" Despite his repeated denials, Hermione knows that Draco's the Fox, an international art thief, and she's determined to catch him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,085 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
There's Bad Then There's Dragons reviews
There's bad, like telling your parents that you've been secretly dating the son of their enemy, a boy they believe is horrible. And then there's worse, like being kidnapped by a dragon in the middle of it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Failed Resolutions and Other Traditions reviews
Every January 1st, Rose promised herself that things were going to change. She had made the same resolutions since her sixth year at Hogwarts; lose those extra five pounds that made her butt just a little larger than it should be, eat more leafy greens, and stop sleeping with Scorpius Malfoy. For five consecutive years she had failed to achieve any of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
This Incarnation reviews
"It must be terrifying to hate someone so much but still want to keep them safe," I said through chattering teeth as he left. I wasn't freezing anymore, but I was still cold. My words actually stopped him in his tracks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,759 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Deadly Nightshade reviews
Something strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Game of Secrets reviews
Having not achieved anything great with herself after Hogwarts, Rose is something of a disappointment to her overachieving family. Her only consolation is that they don't know the half of it. Rose has several secrets that could ruin her family forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,169 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Dangers of Meddlesome Redheads reviews
Ginny thinks Hermione needs to stop waiting around to be swept off her feet, but when she casts a spell on her friend to help her get that special someone, things don't go exactly as she'd planned... Hermione may just kill her for her meddling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,453 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Tree reviews
Strange things are happening in the Forbidden Forest. Hogwarts might never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Skeeter's Lies reviews
"This is utter nonsense!" Hermione grumbled. Harry and Ron nodded their agreement, looking at the paper with twin expressions of disgust. They all missed the pair of grey eyes on the opposite side of the Great Hall staring at Hermione calculatingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Apples Are Forever reviews
Draco is eating breakfast one morning when he picks up a green apple and realizes that she's everything he's been missing. My attempt at Drapple
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Upholding the Law reviews
Hermione takes over the files of a coworker while he goes on vacation and notices something odd. How could Malfoy have been doing his community service at the same time as he was trying to pick her up in a Muggle cafe? She investigates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mudbloods and VPF's reviews
"Hermione, that's a little messed up." "Maybe, but did you see his reaction? It was worth it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Print Warfare reviews
Taking advantage of her position at the Prophet, Hermione gets creative with her revenge on a certain blond. Unfortunately, things get a little out of hand when he retaliates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tensions and Tea Leaves reviews
Who would have thought that one little vision and a few tea leaves could change everything? Certainly not Rose, but after an incident that may have been a glimpse into the future she sees Scorpius in a new light. Could she be a seer or just insane?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,071 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Candy Cane Kisses reviews
Draco hated candy canes. While most would assume that he hated them on principle for their whimsical, festive nature, this was not the true reason. No, the true reason was walking beside him, absently running the candy over her lips before licking it off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Monster at Malfoy Manor reviews
Hermione glanced at Malfoy, who looked shaken but not all that surprised with what they'd just witnessed. "Why do I get the feeling you know more about what just happened than you're letting on?" she asked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Winter Thunderstorm reviews
She contemplated how to order her thoughts into something more coherent than their current chaotic jumble. "Something's been happening between us since that first thunderstorm. This just feels... like the next logical step."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Curse to Bear reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pansy's Revenge reviews
An angry 12 year old Pansy gets her revenge on Draco and drags poor Hermione into her scheme. It's not until 5 years later that the forgotten incident resurfaces. Will the threat of death bring them together, or will they murder each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,604 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shadow No Longer reviews
Companion one-shot to Lifelike Shadows. Draco's been very, very good and Hermione decides to reward him with something Luna suggested.Chris comes to stay with his cousin and chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lifelike Shadows reviews
A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,260 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Speak Now reviews
Draco's getting married, will Hermione stop him? She peeked around the doorway as the wedding march started playing. To her biased ears, the happy tune sounded more like the accompaniment to a funeral procession than a wedding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Painting Knows reviews
"Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There's no way we're meant to be together or any nonsense like that," Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. "I second that."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,604 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Christmas Cheer reviews
He was strung in garlands and rows of magic, bright spots of colour that were obviously the wizard equivalent of Muggle Christmas lights. He looked positively festive! And pissed off... Hermione brings Christmas to the Order, Malfoy helps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,676 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Quite a Fairytale reviews
Draco is trapped in a tower and the only one who can get him out is Hermione, the only member of the Order to have been rock climbing. Despite her protests that she's terrified of heights, she climbs up after him – he better appreciate it. HIATUS for now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Drinking Doesn't Solve Anything reviews
Hermione learns the hard way that alcohol is a horrible coping mechanism when she wakes up in none other than Draco Malfoy's house after a night of drinking. Now she's stuck on his private island and has to figure out a way home - and how she got there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It Started With Revenge reviews
Sequel to A Tail Changes Everything. Hermione and Draco are back from the Burrow and find themselves unable to ignore each other the way they used to - quite the opposite in fact. They can't seem to get away from each other, whether they like it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tail Changes Everything reviews
Hermione was woken by a girlish scream and then loud, stomping footsteps. The first thing she noticed was that her bed was way too small, the second thing she noticed was a very angry Malfoy in a towel standing above her... Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,404 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete