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Author has written 25 stories for Star Wars, Lord of the Flies, Psych, My Little Pony, Lord of the Rings, Sam & Cat, and Orange Is the New Black.

"The gods envy us, because we're mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again." -Homer, The Iliad

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Subconcious(Monsters) by Kaumana reviews
You've been lucky enough to have gotten shoved into love twice in your life. That's more than most people. Yet, nothing can be easy for Sam Puckett. It's always got to be difficult. But for every action, there is a reaction. And with cause and effect comes change. (Alternate title: Monsters.) Read & review pleases!
Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,904 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett]
Knee Deep in Our World by beezyland reviews
Piper just wants Gossip Girl to leave her alone. And to get her brother out of trouble with drug dealers. And for Nicky to just make a move on that girl from Brooklyn she's crushing on. And for that gorgeous Amazon with the glasses to stop smiling at her like that...but mostly the Gossip Girl thing. HS Gossip Girl AU Vauseman Nicky/Lorna
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 49,751 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Piper C., Alex V.] [Nicky N., Lorna M.] - Complete
young blood by Alanabloom reviews
"Piper Chapman is nine years when she first sees Alex Vause." A childhood/middle school/high school AU for Alex and Piper. Incorporates their flashbacks from the series. Emphasis on the high school era. Two shot.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,834 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Piper C., Alex V. - Complete
The Actress and Her Star by elsayoustinker reviews
Theatre AU with Elsanna and bff!Kristanna. In which Elsa and Anna aren't related (so they can awkwardly hit on each other), Anna is the one who runs and Kristoff is the best wingman ever.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 135 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
In His Face A Shining Light by Carryon14 reviews
On a bright day in spring Queen Lothiriel is abducted and taken to Harad so that she might atone for the crimes of Rohan. Back in Edoras, King Eomer finds to his astonishment that his loveless marriage is not what it seems. COMPLETE. Warning: minor character death, angst.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,820 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Road Trip to Mount Doom by ncfan reviews
One summer, Faramir, Boromir and their cousin Elphir go to Mordor to watch a war re-enactment. Oh, and Aragorn and Arwen come too. Modern day AU, NFAB-verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,150 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Faramir, Arwen U., Boromir, Aragorn - Complete
The Shieldmaiden of the North by Bronze Cat reviews
"You will make a formidable Rider, Ailith. They will write sagas about you." The story of Ailith, childhood friend of Éowyn, Éomer and Théodred. From her youth at the court of Edoras to her part in the War of the Ring. Only her friendship and her love and loyalty to Rohan will keep her strong.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Word Of The Day by splashes-of-silver reviews
Collection of oneshots using word of the day. Current Entry: Irrefrangible-not to be broken or violated; inviolable. "Shawn smiled and sat up, crossing his legs. 'I have a proposition for you.'"
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 14,027 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011
Weregild by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Soldiers are not the only ones who suffer in war. Faramir and his Rangers come up with a plan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
I've Heard It Both Ways by MegalegU reviews
Shawn's a faux-psychic. No, he's a real one. Wait...what?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 47,763 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus - Complete
Use the Fork, Luke by bookfreak1317 reviews
Have you ever wondered where parents got the saying "Use the fork Luke" from? Warning: Written at two in the morning and is a pointless story
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Luke S., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Beruthiel, A Love Story by Jael the Scribe reviews
Not your average Legomance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Pieces of Us by astarvingwriter reviews
Aria and Spencer through the eyes of their friends and family. One-shot, femmeslash, Sparia.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Aria M., Spencer H. - Complete
How to Woo Your Lady in Nine Easy Steps by paleowriter reviews
Spike orders a How-To guide book to win Rarity's heart. Will Spike be able to follow all the steps like a true gentlecolt? Will any of the steps actually work? And just what is Rarity looking for in her friendship with Spike, anyway?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,010 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Spike, Rarity - Complete
Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics by McJunker reviews
Running dry on ideas for new stories? Just lower your standards and step inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
The Xylophone of Gondor by QueenSword reviews
Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Boromir - Complete
Our True Colors by Donny's Boy reviews
Scootaloo has never really cared much for Pinkie Pie, and she definitely doesn't like the way Pinkie calls her hero "Dashie." But for some strange reason, Pinkie seems fixated on her and insistent on meddling in Scootaloo's life.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,194 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Scootaloo, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Rantings of a mad Star Wars geek by RenegadeEclipse93 reviews
A funny look at the SW Universe. Lots of fun made of the cast. No language. What would happen if the power went out on Coruscant? Multiple story arcs intended.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010
Dashes, Dots, and Pegasus Spots by Nightwings81 reviews
When Rainbow Dash catches a bad case of pegapox, she cannot fly back to her cloud home and finds herself staying with Rarity and Sweetie Belle. Twilight is searching for a cure, but can the pegasus survive her well meaning nurses long enough to use it?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,924 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Rarity - Complete
Fools Rush In by obsessedwithstabler reviews
Wise men say only fools rush in. But I can't help falling in love with you. Cowritten with Loafer.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
In the Aftermath by Trollmela reviews
Celebrían has left Imladris, causing Elrond to fall into a deep, grief-induced sleep. As he recovers, his sons meet an army of Éothéod, King Thranduil helps run the valley and Glorfindel says yes to everything.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Thranduil, Elrohir - Complete
At the DriveThrough by l0x0r reviews
Can the magic of friendship last through a trip to the local drive-through? With Twilight as the wheelman, it'd better.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
Anaconda by IamStoopKid reviews
Finally the EPILOGUE! What happens when a Santa Barbara killer takes murder to a new level? Shawn and Juliet are about to find out. As much shules and shules whump as I can fit in! Okay so it kind of turned out to be a kidnapping fic... haha
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,369 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Thrill, Basis Determined by Ridiculous Mavis reviews
Fun bookverse-inspired mildly-AU Shiz-era super-fluffy gonna-be-Gelphie episodes. With no trip to the Emerald City Elphie and Glinda are just enjoying their final year at uni with their friends and each other.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,100 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
He's a Rebel by justadram reviews
Rapunzel's misguided and occasionally brilliant attempts at securing Eugene's heart as inspired by the sage advice of The Crystals, The Ronettes, The Shirelles, and other hopelessly naïve Girl Groups of the 50's and 60's. Eugene/Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,938 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Rapunzel, Flynn R.] The Queen, The King - Complete
His Clothes by TivaIsTheBest reviews
Ziva takes notice of Tony's outfits. A story built around the outfits and what can happen. Classic Tiva! Some McAbby and minor season 7 spoilers. A LATE CHAPTER 8 NOW UP! R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Upward Over the Mountain by wickedjedi13 reviews
What if Anakin had been able to catch Padmé before she fell out of the gunship on Geonosis? How different would things have been?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,180 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Inbox Messages by PeaceLoveandClarinets reviews
Not a very original title but for my first fic I decided to do one of those Inbox ones. Inspired by Mathematicas "Inbox"
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011
Brown Eyes by Christy Tortland reviews
"Let's pretend," she said suddenly. "Let's pretend that for one night, for one moment, neither of us is who we are. Let's say...I'm a daring smuggler off the southern rim, and you…" She looked at him. "Who will you be?" AU V/P. NOW COMPLETE with epilogue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,402 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
This Old Temple: An Empty Room by ardavenport reviews
Luke, Han and R2 go on their first exploration of Luke's 'inheritance' from the Jedi Order.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Luke S., Han S., R2-D2 - Complete
Shules Fluff, interrupted by HannaK108 reviews
Dating Shawn is never without problems. However, things get really problematic when a certain Carlton Lassiter shows up on Juliets doorstep with Shawn opening the door. Will Shules be discovered or can Shawn talk his way out of it? Shules fluff.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Reckless by McGeekle reviews
The last thing that Ziva David thought she would be doing was standing outside of Tony DiNozzo's apartment building, but there she was. Post ep for 8x05.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Disguises by Chicken Scratchings reviews
It's Halloween and everyone's dressing up. But there's only one person's costume Tony really wants to see. Tiva. First time NCIS writer!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
To Kill an Ewok by Luthien Luinwe reviews
Basically, Anakin is having nightmares about his Padawan, Ahsoka, his dreams, and letters / interruptions make up the story. Yay.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Lumiya - Complete
Under Pressure Under Water by Trollmela reviews
Éomer is reluctant to agree to Éowyn's marriage. Her bold plan to apply pressure on him gets Faramir into trouble with his king, but luckily Aragorn is willing to help the couple without provoking Éomer's wrath. Inspired by David Wenham's DVD commentary
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
A Weapon by Jed Rhodes reviews
It's a weapon. A weapon stained with blood. Drabble about a moment.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Luke S.
Stormtrooper Skits by The lovable writer reviews
A series of humourous scenes between Storm-troopers through out the Star Wars series.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009
The Five People You Meet In the Netherworld by Miss Kells Bells reviews
The Five People You Meet In the Netherworld of the Force. After his death Anakin Skywalker is sent to the Netherworld of the Force and reunited with his friends and family. Will they forgive him for his crimes as Darth Vader? Will he forgive himself?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Talk by Katie Ladmoore reviews
Vader must do the most awkward thing as a parent: giving Luke "The Talk." Luke asks some rather odd questions, and awkwardness ensues! AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Fall of GilGalad by BrightWatcher reviews
Sam said that he never cared to memorize the rest of the poem of the Fall of Gil-Galad, & I wanted to know the end. I looked through other books of Tolkien, & there's no other account in poetic form. I decided to create my own end of the poem.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
THE USER'S GUIDE AND MANUAL TO MACE WINDU by Xrai reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a MACE WINDU Unit!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - M. Windu - Complete
OBI WAN KENOBI Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide goes Geek! Includes handy tips and specifications for the highly-anticipated OBI-WAN unit, Mk II. With thanks to Theresa Green. :)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
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A Rose By Any Other Name reviews
"Out of all the flower shops in all the cities in all the world, she had to walk into Alex's." Or, Alex's job at the flower shop is relatively easy, until Piper walks in. AU.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Piper C., Alex V., Nicky N. - Complete
Vulnerable reviews
Sam does her best thinking when she smokes. One-sided Puckentine, Sam-centric.
Sam & Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett - Complete
Stars and Boulevards reviews
Or, "100 Themes of Puckentine". Short, fluffy one-shots about the perfection that is Puckentine, using the 100 themes.
Sam & Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett
Mistletoe reviews
Christmas is just around the corner, and Cat's eager to spend every second of it with Sam. But between new-found emotions and torn loyalties, Sam finds that enjoying the holidays this year might be a bit harder than she thought. A somewhat fluffy, somewhat serious Puckentine Christmas story.
Sam & Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett
Arnor High School reviews
Aragorn is student body president, Legolas is president of the nature club, Boromir is a haughty soccer player, Gimli wrestles, and the hobbits are freshmen. When their beloved principal is sacked, these unlikely friends must team up with an old guidance counselor and save their school from the forces of evil!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Aragorn
Rumors Spread, Promises Made reviews
One-shot. Aragorn comes to Rivendell, Arwen makes a move, and the fodder that the rumor mill of Imladris has been grinding out catches Lord Elrond's attention...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Even Better Than A Pineapple reviews
A collection of Shules fluff that I'll keep writing til I run out of ideas or get bored...Read and Review! K just to be safe.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,072 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Juliet oH., Shawn S.
A Little Like This reviews
In which Cadence walks home in the rain, Shining Armor stands guard, and secrets are revealed.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Shining Armor - Complete
A Choice II: Ancient Secrets reviews
It's 11 years since A Choice. Anakin is reforming the Jedi Order and Luke and Leia are Jedi in training. Everything seems fine, but an ancient evil is lurking... SEQUEL TO A CHOICE! Better summary inside!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,196 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Lumiya - Complete
Gamers Gonna Game reviews
Rarity gets a Wii that comes with a copy of Mareio Kart. Needless to say, the race is on...
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Complete
Clearing the Air reviews
The full title is Clearing the Air: 5 Imperial Rumors That May or May Not Be True. Darth Vader decides to give the public the truth, sort of. R & R!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Darth Vader - Complete
Indifference reviews
He'd done it all his life and he'd assumed he could keep doing it. Whenever something bothered him, he could drown it out. The whole galaxy had wronged him and now he was forced to bear the burden. The burden of being emotionless, yet full of pain.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader - Complete
An Imperial Christmas reviews
Darth Vader loves Christmas. But the Emperor doesn't. What happens when Vader gets invited to the Rebellion Christmas party? Rated T for things that could happen later.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
A Choice reviews
Anakin and Padme have a decision. And it causes some interesting things to happen. A new genre for me, so don't judge me too hard. :
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,885 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
iPod Shuffle Challenge reviews
Luke and Mara Jade, got this from TheLightIsMine. Please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
What My Father Taught Me reviews
Jango taught me to use a blaster. To fly a speeder. He taught me not to be afraid, not to let anything hurt me. He was hard, but kind. He taught me not to stick on the past. I guess that one didn't stick. Boba Fett memories.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Boba Fett, Jango Fett - Complete
Regrets reviews
For a long time, I felt nothing. No regret. No guilt. Nothing. Until I saw my son. Vader angst stuff.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
Something New reviews
Han Solo interoggates an Imperial who lets him see something he couldn't see before. "Do. You. Love. Her?" he asked, stroking his beard fondly. Did he love her? What? Slowly, Han answered, "I don't know." "You do. It's just a matter of time"
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Nothing reviews
I was not Anakin Skywalker, for he had died on Mustafar. I was, and still am, Darth Vader. And you, Obi-Wan, you will die at my hand someday. Mustafar one-shot
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
So We Meet Again reviews
A Facebook event reconnects the islanders...
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Anakin Looks Like A Lady reviews
Doesn't ROTS emo Anakin look like a lady? I think so. Parody of Aerosmith's Dude Looks Like A Lady. One-shot. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Padawan's PMS reviews
Ahsoka is having a bad week. Hilarity ensues!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Lumiya, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The User's Guide to ANAKIN SKYWALKER reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of an ANAKIN SKYWALKER unit. Star Wars Store Inc. is not responsible for any injuries, emotional trauma, or death that may occur while using our products. No refunds or return. May the Force buy with you!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Eyes of a Sith reviews
Darth Sidious's thoughts of the Jedi a few days before Order 66
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - E. Palpatine - Complete
A Padawan's Guide To Fighting Sith reviews
All Padawans have to know how to fight Sith. It's basically a rule...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete